1 What's the "carbon footprint" of dispersing a mob with tear gas, then hauling the remnant off to the pokey?

2 "...he criticized the U.S. for not coming to the summit with a long-term proposal for financing efforts in the developing world to fight climate change."

They still hate us, but God, how they love OUR MONEY!

3 Could it get better? Well, the Russian security detail could accidentally do something crazy. That is always a hoot.

4

Pay the pieces of shit off in Zimbabwe bucks.

The guy from Sudan (first name  - Lumumba, believe it or not) wanted a trillion dollar shakedown?

Sure - I have a 100 trillion dollar note printed in Harare.

I'll send that to 'Mumbie.

5 Score another disaster for The Won! Own it Donks... you pull this crap on us and we will make sure you never get power again.

6 Anyone else notice all the commie flags you see in the background of these protests? Funny how they go uncommented upon on TV and in newspapers but every TeaParty sign was scrutinized to the 5th degree.

7 If the environuts want to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, NOTHING is stopping them from reducing their own.

I think it is deeply indicative of how even then enviroleft really feels about their claims of a coming eco-apocalypse that they haven't even considered serious voluntary carbon reductions and even find the idea to be something of a joke.

8

Obama will come riding in on his white horse and save the day.

Or at least that's what will be reported.

9 8 Obama will come riding in on his white horse and save the day.

I think that's a pale horse.

10

He must convince them that [passing climate legislation] is important.

That well is a bit, ummm, not moist at the moment.

11 is it bad to hope for Copenhagen to collapse into a singularity of left-wing retardedness?

12

Unfortunately for us, Barry and crew will probably see this as a crisis that must be taken advantage of or...

PEOPLE WILL DIE!

Which, ironically enough for the climate crazies, should be seen as good news.

You know, this climate science shit is harder than it looks.  I just can't figure my new colleagues out.

13 Anyone else notice all the commie flags you see in the background of these protests? Funny how they go uncommented upon on TV and in newspapers but every TeaParty sign was scrutinized to the 5th degree.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 16, 2009 12:35 PM (SqAkN)

No enemies on the left. Middle of the road leftists, like the people in the State Media, see far leftists as idealists to be lauded.

And this is actually a serious problem for we conservatives.

Meanwhile conservatives argue with each other, constantly, over everything. And you'll see the like of Brooks bashing the "far right" with as much gusto as leftists do.

Well, guess what, if you are right of center, even slightly, you need those far right people to balance out all the leftwingers, especially now.

14 What's the "carbon footprint" of dispersing a mob with tear gas, then hauling the remnant off to the pokey?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 16, 2009 12:31 PM (NtiET)

All that matters is they are trying to save Gaia! If it takes limos and private planes, riots and destruction to do it. The left will do it!

15 So, overall the Conference gets a B+???

16

Copenhagen climate summit....B+

(is it old yet?)

17 I'm all for transferring our Chinese debt obligations to the third world. What's holding all of this up? Certainly nobody with more than a second grade education knows that we are completely broke, with in excess of $105 trillion in obligations, and the dollars spent by the government originates through either a loan from the Chinese or a loan from the people (increasingly through the inflation of monetary supply and destruction of the value of our currency).

Why require a middle man? We're not bankable anyways. Go direct! Get the funds from China. Hell, China's monopolizing the third world's natural resource production already, and is producing the CO2 through this process throughout the third world. Strip mining for copper in Africa? China. Oil development in Nigeria? China.

18 Seriously, why don't they call these things "WE HATE USA" festivals or something. We are always getting blamed. But hey, at least the Scandis will go hats and bats on the protesters. Does tear gas constitute a greenhouse gas, and if it does, does the wailing and crying of the protesters (thus creating more of that nasty life killing CO2) exceed the amount of greenhouse gases created by the tear gas?

19

Copenhagen climate summit....B+

(is it old yet?)

Nothing gets old at AoSHQ!

20 Obama may talk their language but He's not willing to put himself on the line.

We had a president who was willing to put himself on the line, everyday. And everyone hated him for it.

21

The guy from Sudan (first name  - Lumumba, believe it or not) wanted a trillion dollar shakedown?

Sure - I have a 100 trillion dollar note printed in Harare.

I'll send that to 'Mumbie.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 16, 2009 12:33 PM (EdTc9)

I don't know, after watching Obama give his allies more then a trillion dollars, and working on a trillions more, should we be shocked foreign grifters have upped their goals too?

22

What's the "carbon footprint" of dispersing a mob with tear gas, then hauling the remnant off to the pokey?

Isn't pepper spray natural, biodegradable, and more sustainable?

23 I suppose the whole meeting hall could burst into flames and collapse, or Algore could be torn apart by a polar bear escaped from the zoo, or Achmeddimjihad could spray the place with gunfire from the podium while raving about the coming of the 12th Imam...any of those would make the collapse more entertaining. But as long as it collapses in utter failure, I'm not picky.

The demented whining on display by the UK moonbats over at the Guardian is a heartening sign of how things are going...

24 22

What's the "carbon footprint" of dispersing a mob with tear gas, then hauling the remnant off to the pokey?

"Isn't pepper spray natural, biodegradable, and more sustainable?"

Or you could just throw some soap at them and watch em flee in terror.

25 What's the "carbon footprint" of dispersing a mob with tear gas, then hauling the remnant off to the pokey?

Less than if they'd just dispersed the crowd with volleys of grapeshot.

26 Old? Never heard of it.

27

Lefties protesting.

I've seen spin starting that Cap & Trade is really another big evil scheme from those evil greedy CORPORATIONS, like Enron, looking to build a new fake bubble now that the housing one (and before that, the dotcom) burst...

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Weren't all the pro-redistributionists all for C&T because it would take money AWAY from big evil corporations and give it to the plucky young upstarts?  Now all of a sudden it is now being "exposed" as another way for the big evil corporations to line their pockets?  I guess GE / Universal's chickens are coming home to roost.

28 Seriously, why don't they call these things "WE HATE USA" festivals or something.

Because sometimes their hatred focuses on Israel.

29 On Drudge:
His eminence, the Pope, has just declared man as the primary cause of the worlds ecological crisis. Great !

30 Since everything hated by liberals is "big", what do they call this?

Big carbon? 

Big Climate?

Big Hockey Stick?

31 I heard that the SnowBeast is about to rampage through the streets of Copenhagen, devouring mouthfuls of econuts with every bite of crunchy goodness. 

32
No enemies on the left. Middle of the road leftists, like the people in the State Media, see far leftists as idealists to be lauded.

It's worse than that. Catch them in an unguarded/honest moment, and they'll admit their admiration for terrorists. It's just such a mark of distinction among them to be so committed to your cause you're willing to take the lives of others!

(see Che, Mumia, etc.)

33 House Democrats kicked off 2009 by passing a huge economic stimulus package — only to watch it whittled down to win over three recalcitrant Republican senators. Oh, yeah. Those evil Repugs slashed all that rich, compassionate-y goodness the Democrats were trying to give us to just over a trillion. Because they hate children and fluffy, adorable kitties.

34

I've seen spin starting that Cap & Trade is really another big evil scheme from those evil greedy CORPORATIONS, like Enron, looking to build a new fake bubble now that the housing one (and before that, the dotcom) burst...

Posted by: reason at December 16, 2009 12:48 PM (XiVKO)

IIRC, Cap and Tax was an Enron scheme. They were unboard the AGW bandwagon from very early on. It always made me wonder how the left could sign on too, since supposedly Enron was the greatest criminal racket of all time  - especially if you ignore WorldCom and left's close ties to Enron (see Krugman, Bill Clinton).

35

Sally Struthers wept. 

36 What gets me is none of these "concerned citizens" have offered anything to fill in the gaps. It's just "Let's all live like the Flintstones- it'll be fun!"

37 I suppose the whole meeting hall could burst into flames and collapse, or Algore could be torn apart by a polar bear escaped from the zoo, or Achmeddimjihad could spray the place with gunfire from the podium while raving about the coming of the 12th Imam...any of those would make the collapse more entertaining.


The world hates a tease.

38 Not the Europeans whose words are rarely backed up by actions- many have not reduced their emissions under Kyoto yet are asking for tougher targets here.

This is my favorite part. The author recognizes that the Eurotards are nothing but a bunch of pussies and poseurs who talk loudly and sanctimoniously, but when push comes to shove, they're nowhere to be found.

Come to think of it, that's more or less the Obama style. Cheap, gaseous rhetoric overlaying a business-as-usual core. No winder the Eurotards all like him.

39

"I don't know, after watching Obama give his allies more then a trillion dollars, and working on a trillions more, should we be shocked foreign grifters donors have upped their goals too?"

FTFY...one laundered $15 Visa Gift Card at a time...

40

Momentarily, this will be the only news item the MSM will be covering.

Prepare for the deluge!

http://tinyurl.com/ycuhb92

 

41 Because they hate children and fluffy, adorable kitties.

Posted by: Warden at December 16, 2009 12:51 PM (lEqfY)

Actually, what is so wrong with hating children? Hating kitties though? That's what we need the re-education camps for.

42 When do we get to step out have right wing riots again?

43 Bitches.

44

33 House Democrats kicked off 2009 by passing a huge economic stimulus package — only to watch it whittled down to win over three recalcitrant Republican senators.

Sometimes "democracy" is really annoying huh? If only the Democrats could figure out a way to not need any pesky Republicans, like if they could all be put in a camp far away where they could do no more harm.

BTW didn't this President run on a platform of bringing both parties together or did I just imagine that?

45

BTW didn't this President run on a platform of bringing both parties together or did I just imagine that?

He didn't mean it.

46 Come to think of it, that's more or less the Obama style. Cheap, gaseous rhetoric overlaying a business-as-usual core. No winder the Eurotards all like him.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 16, 2009 12:53 PM (ySpdZ)

Technocracy and transnational progressivism is where it is at, beyatchs.

47

"Collapsing in chaos", I love that phrase.

Even if this is true, there will still be some stupid "historic" thingy signed at the end by Duh Won, even if it's just a tissue-thin agreement with a promise to meet again sometime. 

 

48 Obama will come riding in on his white horse and save the day.

I heard the Real Lee Atwater said that.  Can you verify?  I have speech I'm writing to address kindergarteners.

49 I know this sounds nuts but take it in context: I really hate the world. Assholes. Assholes that want our money. Thieving assholes.

50 Obamba will give another stirring speech and the networks will show it to all while crooning away about his magnificence.

He will then return to the States and get nothing. Just liker AL Bore and Kyoto except that time it was 96-0 against even bringing it to a vote.

51 Damn, I used to be happy when I got a B+ in school. Now I'll have to reevaluate everything. F'in Obumba!

52 it's all Bush's fault

53 I know this sounds nuts but take it in context: I really hate the world. Assholes. Assholes that want our money. Thieving assholes.

It's not that they want our money. It's that they want to take it without giving anything in return.

54 The europeans loved Woodrow Wilson too. Congress, not so much.

55

49 I know this sounds nuts but take it in context: I really hate the world. Assholes. Assholes that want our money. Thieving assholes.

Hehe, calm down buddy. You can include a large portion of the 52%ers to that tally as well. Someone has to pay Peggy's mortgage and gas bills cause she sure as hell ain't going to. Just think of it as "forced donations", or "involuntary wealth transfers".

56 (see Che, Mumia, etc.)

Mao
Castro
Chavez
...

The MSM leftists are pussies whose panties get wet over ruthless third world thug dictators because they brutally carry out policies they enthusiastically agree with, but are too cowardly to pick up the gun themselves. It's a lot more comfortable (and certainly a lot safer) to laud the revolution from a cubicle or shared office in the NY Times building then to be sweating in the jungle.

57 Well, the Russian security detail could accidentally do something crazy. That is always a hoot.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 16, 2009 12:33 PM (i3PJU)

They already launched an ICBM at Norway, what more do you want?

58 #29 - NEVER believe the headlines when it comes to the pope.  As usual, what is being reported is not quite what he said.

http://tinyurl.com/yf244vp

59 I think it's going great! I couldn't be happier. I love seeing cops beat down hippies, it sends a tingle up my leg.

60

49 I know this sounds nuts but take it in context: I really hate the world. Assholes. Assholes that want our money. Thieving assholes.

What's nuts about that?  Kowtowing to pygmies in pajamas and douchey elitist euroweenies is not my idea of a good time.  The rest of the world can go to hell for all I care.  Goddamned assholes.

61 "He must speak to the American people..."

No, you stupid sack of merde (presumably they're not wearing silk stockings any longer...) he must speak FOR the American people who, increasingly, say that the science of climate change needs delousing before we dare do anything based on it. 

62 IIRC, Cap and Tax was an Enron scheme. They were unboard the AGW bandwagon from very early on. It always made me wonder how the left could sign on too, since supposedly Enron was the greatest criminal racket of all time  - especially if you ignore WorldCom and left's close ties to Enron (see Krugman, Bill Clinton).

Meh.  Derivatives are worse and nobody regulates them.  When we tried to regulate them President Clinton backed Summers and Geithner and Rubin as they killed the hill bills in committee and shoved out the Clinton appointees that drafted the strategy for regulation.

Not that I think regulation would have been any better, but the derivatives market is a giant black hole of potential doom.

Cap N Trade to me is a way to create a regulatory environment that tries to stem the growth of derivatives and turn those into carbon trading contracts.  If you look at where the derivatives originate(ADM, Cargill, Proctor and Gamble, Johnson and Johnson to name a few) you'll start to pick up the indicators that firms trying to "go green" are really desperate to create more value in CONTROLLED development in the third world.  They need the resources in these markets, but they also want them to scrub with head & shoulders and sweeten with ADM corn.

63 Dear Mr Obama.  Thank you for making the world love us.  That frees us to hate them a bit more. 

Signed,

All the little aces.

64 58 #29 - NEVER believe the headlines when it comes to the pope.  As usual, what is being reported is not quite what he said.

http://tinyurl.com/yf244vp

..."Can we remain indifferent before the problems associated with such realities as climate change, desertification," blah blah...

I'm not so sure he was taken out of context on this one.

65

They already launched an ICBM at Norway, what more do you want?

To be fair to the Rooskies, the Norwegians are filthy Scandis and have it coming.

66

63 That's right Mr. Obama, the world may love you but we think you suck. How's that goin' work out for you? Oh, and they're going to figure out that you aren't king, or messiah, or emperor or Ayatollah and you can't just hand over every dime we have to the shiftless, corrupt, stupid, trash of the world.

Signed,

Fouck off world

67

They already launched an ICBM at Norway, what more do you want?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 16, 2009 01:00 PM (UEEex)

Yeah, everyone is pretty quiet about that.  Nary a peep from anyone.  Bush did it!

68 It's like watching a train wreck....except this is more horrific.

Dammit, I'm out of popcorn.

69

All yo crimate cwonferances bewrong to us !

Carbon cwap and twade...

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

70

...69

P.S.

Also want to launch Algore out of crown-cannon !

71 They are true believers, waiting 7-8 hours in the cold to get in.  Kinda like Sarah's fans, although they did not need to wade through anarchists and riot police. *snicker*

72 Nevermind flushing this copenhagen farce down the toiliet, The U.S. now has CO2 listed by the EPA as a pollutant...Hell let's make water vapour one too as it is also a GH gas. Friggen insane making a life giving substance a pollutant, and clearly this is about controlling every aspect of our lives as CO2 is a by product of not only industry and modernization, it is a by product of life itself. The all seeing and knowing control grid will control how much energy you can use and essentially every facet of our lives. George orwell would shit himself if was alive to see the world we live in today. Your sweat pants from walmart have a chip inside them than is readable up to 100' with a scanner and your individual pants have their own ID that links to you in a data base if you paid via debit or CC. Our fence waking days are coming to an end.

73
"His eminence, the Pope, has just declared man as the primary cause of the worlds ecological crisis. Great !"

Given how much the leftards hate the Pope and the church, having B16 agree with them may well cause their heads to explode - like, say, Tim Burton's Martians hearing Slim Whitman.

74

Why do I get the feeling that if somehow the US and other "rich" countries were able to reduce CO₂ output to zero, it still wouldn't be good enough without billions or trillions being sent to corrupt third-world countries?

It's as if the entire "climate change" thing is about nothing more than money... 

75 Ahnuld seems to have finally gone totally insane .

76 Your sweat pants from walmart have a chip inside them than is readable up to 100' with a scanner and your individual pants have their own ID that links to you in a data base if you paid via debit or CC.

After that bit of nuttery, I'm surprised you didn't launch into a rant about the lizard people.

77

have a chip inside them

sour cream and onion.

Take the tag off....

78 “Collapsing in chaos” is a phrase the media is using to describe the Copenhagen climate conference Dipping balls in 3, 2, 1. Ahhhhhh......

79 "Collapsing in chaos" Isn't that pretty much what we've been doing since last January? Hello media? 

80 Actuallly, it should be "collapsing into chaos" but I won't nit-pick

81 Copenhagen climate summit....B+ (is it old yet?) Are you kidding me?!?

82 "Actuallly" doesn't have three lll's but I don't have a degree in English.

83 The Goracle could not be reached for comment.

84 What a bunch of pussies.

85 “Collapsing in chaos” is a phrase the media is using to describe the Copenhagen climate conference, and that certainly is the feeling among many here at the Bella Center.... Nothing a little "soaring rhetoric" can't fix....

86 “Collapsing in chaos” is a phrase the media is using to describe the Copenhagen climate conference, and that certainly is the feeling among many here at the Bella Center.... Crap! Get me Hollywood & the Oscar Academy on the phone. We need another prize winning movie - stat!

87 If Barack managed to leave Michelle at home this time, maybe he can use some of those "tips" he got from "Tiger" Woods.

88

"Your sweat pants from walmart have a chip inside them than is readable up to 100' with a scanner and your individual pants have their own ID that links to you in a data base if you paid via debit or CC."

This is why I have a Faraday Cage around my junk at all times.

89 Maybe us “skeptics” were a bit too cynical as well.
This state of affairs should have been foreseeable given the failure of “Cap-n-Tax” in the US Congress.  We should have known that all of the West wasnÂ’t really going to give the “developing” nations a “free lunch”;  thatÂ’s solely the job of the US.  With the “free lunch” off the table, they now must argue over “scraps.”

90 18 Seriously, why don't they call these things "WE HATE USA" festivals or something. Spot on, I want to have a Go Fuck Yourself TurdWorlders & Smelly Hippies party. Rowdy drunken brawls cutting down trees and serving up some tasty BBQ'd manatees while bonking wide-eyed snow white baby seals on the head. HEY loafers, why don't you buff my helmeted love spartan, you pukes !

91

Isn't tear gas poisonous and dangerous to the ozone layer?

I saw Stephen Harper burning in effigy. What's with that carbon waste?

Canada is well represented. That's the ecoacorns that went down with the Greenpeace ship and tried to stop the cruise missile tests with tennis nets.

All our oil we export is dirty oil. Harper has to be very careful. He dared to walk on the UN and they hate his guts.

92 I see the left chiming for war, invading developing countries to stop their co2 omissions and 'saving' the planet.

93 Just like last years dumb LIVE EARTH CONCERTS a big time flop and that must be disapointing to the idiots from GREENPEACE who burned up countless hours of fuel in their garbage scows RAINBOW WARRAIOR II and ARCTIC SUNRISE

94 Ah, see what happens when you pack a bunch of human misfits together all in one place?

95 There are many big businesses behind C&T in the energy, the CEO of the company I work for (Entergy) writes passionate, semi-retarded pleas about global warming for the papers all the time. In reality, the company plans to realize a 200% increase in the sale price of a MW hour, as was showcased in the one of the last quarterly shareholder reports. It will also cripple some of their smaller competitors who rely heavily on coal power generation. In general terms, big companies love government regulation, because they have more ability to sway the gub-mint than the free market. It eliminates competition by weeding out smaller concerns unable to work the lobbying game.

96

And assholes like Seth are freezing in line where the UN tries to fit 45,000 attendees into a 15,000-person room. There's also a brief video at the link showing an AGW true believer admit that CRU's coding is crap (it's not the emails, it's the data).

97 I'm gonna go burn a couple of old tires. It's cold here today.

98

New thread meme:

Copenhagen is to fixing a nonexistent problem as Obama is to accomplishment.

99

..."Some door has to be opened on long-term financing, and it has to be opened here," Mr. Lalonde said.

In other words...I wanna lube job of millions of US tax-payer dollars, you fat, gready American bastards.

  

100 Rioting?  Must be the teabaggers.

101 I am going to give myself an A+ because I feel like I have stood for the right cause - God Bless America. I love her with all her faults....keep your fingers crossed and lets hope Obamacare, card check, imigration reform, cap and trade all go down to defeat.

102 Maybe if Al Gore showed up and burped the alphabet, then laid down, lifted his legs and lit a few farts we could save this Summit.

103 Chainsaw Chimp:  It's a lot of posts back, but that was a beautful thing.

104 Ha ! More scumbaggery , cherry picked Russian stats . The nerds seem rather excited over at Watts Up , bless them .

105 Barry is going to be in a huff that the redistribution of wealth to the third world isn't proceeding apace.  Expect not the slightest bit of a head-tilt to the King of Denmark.  That'll set things straight!

106

This was just a cluster fu*k to start with. There must be a half dozen different agendas going on there. The only common denominator is 'rape America'.

To paraphrase another blogger:

If you send a bunch of clowns to Hopenhagen, don't be surprised if a circus breaks out.

107

We can't repel ball dipping of this magnitude!

 

(Sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.  Is there ever a better dipping sauce?..)

108 Does anybody remember the Y2K

109 ok, let's try this again.  Does anybody remember the Y2K "crisis" or perhaps something called 9/11?  After those events, every, and I do mean every lab, corporation, etc found a way of backing up data offsite.  For the scientists who say they "dumped" raw data, there should be a healthy data file ... somewhere.  These files are supposed to be secure.  If the scientists erased "those" files somehow, would certainly lend itself to felony conspiracy.  I am not a lawyer, just a person who is a few paint chips away from being a certified moron, but it seems to me that with all the trillions being spent, surely a RICO investigation would be proper?

110

@111: "surely a RICO investigation would be proper"

Nah, just just beat confessions out of them.

111 more fraud http://wattsupwiththat.com/

112 The Nigerian 419 scammers could learn a thing or two from these science guys.

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