1 UNO

2 History is what he decide is it.

3

Mitch *the beyotch* McConnell's email is down....probably stuffed with hate mail.  Bastard. 

Thanks for rolling over, dude.  Merry F*king Christmas.

4 Letsee.
Iraq, Afghanistan, Spending, Nuclear power, drilling, taxes, bailouts, transparency, 'whitehouse 2.0', 'all business on C-SPAN', support our old allies (Britain, France, Germany, Israel), support newer allies (India, Poland, Ukraine, other former soviet puppets),  support the spread of democracy (Iran, Georgia, Syria, Lebanon), support partners of necessity (Pakistan), invade Pakistan, stop illicit firing in Pakistan, bring civility to the Whitehouse, bring competence to the Whitehouse, more coherent WH communications, banish lobbyists, rampant bipartisanship, true progress with our enemies (Iran, Syria, Venezuala, North Korea), true progress in making allies of our adversaries (Russia, China), wall-to-wall speechifying.

(I had to stop for anti-carpal tunnel exercises. More as needed.)

One out of, um, a whole lot. I give it a B+.

5 Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

6 How about that bald lie "If you like your current plan you'll be able to keep it..." Farking chupavergado. People are so stupid many actually thought that meant gubmint would guarantee your plan would never change. But even the slightest change in existing plans (even a rate change in premium) triggers gubmint reassessment of your plan's eligibility to even exist... And changes are guaranteed to occur... That's what 2000 pages of new regs are set to do. If your plan doesn't meet unspecified gubmint specs, kiss it goodbye and embrace the suck.

7 5 Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

Posted by: Peer Reviewers at December 24, 2009 01:10 AM (cN5zf

So will we.

8 the Reid/Pelosi "sausage"

Yeah, thanks for that image, dude.

9 Is anybody making clones of this web page (or whatever the hell you call it) so we have something when his sycophants decide to flush it down the memory hole?

10

Fuck the memory hole, history is written by the winners.

Fuck the memory hole?  That there's almost funny.

11

Sorry for the theft Kratos, sock was still on from the other night

 

12

It's A Wonderful Bill

Apologies to Capra

13 They'll probably put Sandy Burger in charge of that web site pretty soon.

14 If You Like Your Health Plan, You Will NOT Be Able to Keep It

15

I thought Odipshit did terribly (esp. economics & foreign policy) during debate with McLame last fall. ( Ugh, that voice....blah...blahblahblah, uh, blahblah....)  Next, I heard overandoverandover about how he 'won' the debate.  Huh?  I thought the most intelligent thing he'd said was: "Senator McCain is absolutely right." 

 

16

Hey what's taking the 0bamacare vote so long to pass.  Don't they know it's Springtime Hawaii time for Hitler The One.

 

Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kenyan
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

17

Insurance is the problem, not the solution. 

We need a single payer system, alright....and that payer should be the patient.

The free market system actually works when it is ALLOWED to work. 

18

Just in from Sarah Palin via twitter:

SarahPalinUSA  

c tomrrw's Healthcare Takeover vote=the sleeping giant will awaken&action will b takn by"average"Americans as lite shines on big govt growth

19

It's A Wonderful Bill

Apologies to Capra

Yeah with this bill--  Look Daddy "Obama says..Everytime a senior dies, a senator gets his payday..."

20

"Quality"

"Affordable"

"Healthcare"

All lies.  The bill isn't really about any of those...

21

You know it would probably be easier to go over the promises he has kept... Nope--can't think of a one.

 

22

From Instapundit & Washington Examiner, check out the Chicago Boyz, who are CrowdSourcing the "Contract with America 2.0"

The GOP is not exactly the sharpest bunch of elephants on the savannah.

They are looking at a historic threat, and a historic opportunity, with the Democrats making massive and unpopular changes to the foundations of our economy and our government.

But I am seeing just about zero leadership in the opposition ranks. Gov. Palin, who is now a bystander, has accomplished more with her Facebook page than most of the elected legislators have managed to do from their roost in DC.....

.....Question for our dear readers: What should CWA 2.0 have in it?

 

Over 200 comments there, i think we morons can think of a few others

23 Obama, so poisonous to the moral restraint that our government needs to show, will yet poison the dem party, I hope.

24 A sad, disturbing and depressing commentary on the times that we're living in is that  before one of my aunts died recently, one of the last comments that she made to her daughter was that this country had changed so much she was a teenager, and people in the country had become so sleazy and obnoxious that she was glad that she was dying, and she didn't want to live here anymore anyway. At one time my aunt was a vibrant, wonderful person. It's upsetting that she came to feel that way. But it says where this country is going - not a nice place to live anymore.

25

I hope Barry Soetoro's big ears turn into assholes and shit on his Armani clad shoulders.

 

 

26 23 Obama, so poisonous to the moral restraint that our government needs to show, will yet poison the dem party, I hope.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 24, 2009 03:03 AM (f4sLg)

By their very nature, people who become Dmocrats have histories of soiling, perverting and poisoning everything with which they come into contact. You realize, don't you, that they're trying to drag the rest of us down into the sewer with them? They won't be content until this is the sleaziest country on this planet. In just eleven months, it's gotten halfway there already.Just think, by this time next year, the USA could be another Kenya or Angola or Somalia.

27 Why has nobody mentioned the link between this abomination of a healthcare bill and the Death Tax? This is a standard wet-dream scenario for the Progressive mopvement and the wealth re-distribution crowd. Also a Tax in Tanning is a tax on Whitey. Someone needs to fuckin' say it!

28 Healthcare = Wealth Redistribution = Reparations = Communism. It's simple.

29

Welcome to the USSA.  This is the turning point.  They know it.  We know it.

30 This helthcare scam isn't so much a matter of Communism as it is a sly and sneaky, back door method of getting reparations for the descendants of slaves.

31 Similar lists are showing up at Lefty websites.

32

@20: "Quality" "Affordable" "Healthcare"

Choose any two.....

33 Welcome to the USSA.  This is the turning point.

What actions did Moderates take to stop the slide into tyranny?

Please list.

34

Speaking of turning points.  Michael Barone has an excellent article in the NY Post comparing passing this healthcare legislation to the passage of the Kansas-Nebraska Act of 1854.

http://yumurl.com/HKST2K

35 Fucking hilarious...Harry Reid just accidentally voted "no"

36 This will no longer be a problem in 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-3CPAtQiJs

37 Promises, promises -- HEY...I got a million of 'em!

38 I would not depend on the SCOTUS to find this unconstitutional.  If it gets to them they could simply not hear it.  The way they have done other issues they don't want to get involved in.  They can "not hear a case" and give no explanation as to why.  Just another way Washington D.C. screws America.

39

We are live! Historic health care vote taking place just moments ago! Katrina victims may finally get some help from the Government!

I'm a massive tool with an IQ of 85!

Wait. What?

40 Now that the Senate has passed this turd sandwich, he need to hang it around their necks at every chance.  The GOP needs to have excerpts at hand to quote every time a libtard claims that this bill is all rainbows and roses.  When the public wakes up and realizes that they've been dorked up the keister, there will be hell to pay.

41 Warning to the M&M's: I was on here earlier and picked up the fake virus scan trojan. I had this thread and the previous 3 all open in tabs. The overnight thread was the active thread at the time, but I had no changed pages for a while. I also had Windows Media player open playing music in the background.

They have a new wrinkle to the thing now that will not let you stop it via any method, including task manager. I had to kill the machine from the power switch with everything open.

Malwarebytes found three infected files in the registtry and in an executable.

This is the exe file:

ibhvsysguard.exe (Trojan.FakeAlert)

42

When the public wakes up and realizes that they've been dorked up the keister, there will be hell to pay.

Explain Hell to pay?

43

Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2009 08:08 AM (QrA9E)

I always wear a condom, so I'm safe.

44 Guys, I keep telling you: It's not a lie if I'm obviously lying!

45

Obama is about to speak!

Obama is about to speak!

Quick! Change the channel. This is must see TV!!!!

46 ibhvsysguard.exe (Trojan.FakeAlert)

Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2009 08:08 AM (QrA9E)

I just refreshed my Ace tab from last night and got the alert.  My Webroot antivirus program is running now.  Will that not find it?

47 #41

Yeah - Something set my Avast! off when I went to this page. I assumed it was a false positive. It's not?

Ace - Something you want to tell us? Did you go whoring in Haiti w/o a condom or something?

48 My Webroot just found this:  Virus found: Mal/TibsPk-A

49

Yeh, McAfee and IE just yelped about a Trojan.

Aww, Ace got us a Christmas present!

50 Damn, I really believed that Obama campaign promise about no more Trojan viruses.

51 I'M EMPTY !

52

I'm wondering if Teddy Kennedy is watching all this while being ass-raped by the diseased, barbed cock of Satan

53
The f*ck PA, it's Christmas Eve.  Give it a rest huh?

54 Let's try to be upbeat: the Communist/Fascists are counting on us now to roll over and simply give up, accept it as the New Reality. In a decade, no one will remember what it was like without waiting lists... That is their calculus. Well, what we do is NEVER Surrender, NEVER Give up. We fight them in EVERY campaign, we campaign on repealing this monstrosity ALWAYS. We run poltical ads CONSTANTLY, we educate, we outrage, we stir up the American people to the boiling point with tales of Death Panels, spiraling cancer death rates, and doctor shortages. We scare the hell out of Americans - because this truly IS scary. And once in power, we kill this lurch to Communist Europe bit by bit - every bill sent to the WH will include a cut to its vitals. Defund the new bureaucracies, send the ghastly panels packing, end the new taxes. Death of a Thousand Cuts. And then, for a Generation we run against Obamacare and Communism. How hard or unreasonable would THAT be? These totalitarians decorate their "holiday" trees with Mao ornaments.

55

53
The f*ck PA, it's Christmas Eve.  Give it a rest huh?

Technically it's not. So carry on.

56
What're you, Orthodox?  It's within the 12 days of Christmas at least. 

57

In the spirit of the season, I want to say Merry Christmas to all of you dimwits.

58 Gee, I guess soothing appealing graphic design and ad copy does not a Presidency make...

59

Can we haz urly Top Headlines Comments thread 4 Christmas Eve?

60 I'm back (for now). Evidently Malwarebytes did not get rid of it all. I am having numerous problems including system lockups.

These are complicated by the GD cable going in and out which has been going on for two days now. It is enough to make me want to shutdown and break out the bourbon.

In any case I'll wish all the M&M's a Merry Christmas now in case I lose it completely.

Ace needs to talk to his ad people.

And today is my 28th wedding anniversary so can't really get drunk, damn!

61

A. Go to "Tools" top of this page

Go to Internet Options

Remore all cookies and all files

- And -

B. Go to "All Programs" - "Run"

Type in:  %Temp% (click)

Delete all files

62 And, oh yeah, after you do A & B,  then C. Reboot.. If that doesn't work, get Norton. 

63 I just want to throw a nanny-nanny-boo- boo out to conservatives.

64 And today is my 28th wedding anniversary

All to the same woman?

65 Cross posted, sorry, gotta go see Mom.

Take a nice leisurely drive around the DC beltway on Jan 20th. Invite your friends to join you for lunch somewhere on the other side of town but just don't hurry. Leave around 5 AM or so. Take your time, traffic might be bad, you know. Meet up for lunch to watch the news. Head for home (or the motel) around 2 PM and get there around 10 PM. Be sure to be safe and drive defensively because there may be others who are enjoying a nice drive too. Take the LONG way home. Lots of sights to see along the beltway, you wouldn't want to miss them.

66
Thank for the Christmas president Demoncrats. Now, just tell me where you purchased it from so I can go exchange it for some socks.

67

And today is my 28th wedding anniversary so can't really get drunk, damn!

Really? Drunk was the only way I got throught my last five anniversaries.

But congratulations anyway.

And Merry Christmas!

68 After reading the list of broken promises, I gotta give it a solid B+, but with all the backroom strongarm deals that took place, I might reconsider to an A, John Gotti style.

69

41 Warning to the M&M's: I was on here earlier and picked up the fake virus scan trojan.

McAfee itself just greeted me with a trojan removed alert on booting. I didn't think to copy the name, but I was nowhere but here last night.

I blame democrats. Ho fucking ho.

70 Think of it this way, to those of you who didn't contribute to a chaity in the spirit of Christmas this year, there will still be a lot of poor, indigent people who will now have smiling faces this year, thanks to your benevolence and your generosity. (Never mind that Congress forced you to give to their favorite charity this year, and never mind that some of those poor, indigent folks might die before their 2009 Christmas gift takes effect in four years..)

71
Let's be grateful Olympia Snowe didn't' vote for this tax-payer hold-up.
This thing will bankrupt us.

72

Thanks all and yes 28 years married to the same woman. 

 

To: Posted by: whoever was sockpuppeting me at Vic at December 24, 2009 09:29 AM (Cta0m)

I have already used a program that wipes all cookies and temporary files. Be careful about sockpuppeting a regular; Ace is hard on that.

I am currently on my wife's computer hopefully the trojan was on an ad that has gone away.

I am currently signed on to Trend Micro on the other computer doing a full search. Hopefully that will clear up the problem. If not I guess it will be time to take down the drive, reformat, and reload.

 

Bye all for now; may be back later if everything works.

73

McAfee sucks big time, and what's more, when their crappy software doesn't catch and quarantine or delete a virus or another intruder, they charge you $99.00 to remove that intruder that their crappy software failed to catch. In the meantime, your computer slows down and you get a lot of stalls.

There is no such thing as a free lunch anymore. You get what you pay for, or in the case of McAfee, you get what you don't pay for..

74

That was an accident Vic. I meant to type your name as a heading at the top of that block of info I sent you. I don't know how it got in the "Name" block. In other words, I wasn't trolling you on purpose. (I need a mug of coffee.)

BTW, you don't need to go to that bother. «

 "If not I guess it will be time to take down the drive, reformat, and reload." - Vic 

If you're still having problems, tell me what they are exactly, and I'll walk you through the steps that will clear up your problems in a jiffy without going to all of that bother.

75

I use Firefox with Adblock and NoScript add-ons.

No problems here.

76 Explain Hell to pay?

People will tolerate being lied to if they don't really know it's a lie.  By that, I mean they know it's a lie but, in the absence of evidence, they can believe it.  Once they know for sure, all bets are off.

I liken it to Tiger Woods.  As long as his wife didn't know for sure, she could pretend everything was OK.  Once she knew, well, we know what happened.

Congress needs to watch out for voters carrying golf clubs.

77 Call me cynical, but I've got a feeling that, with this empty suit in the White House, and with the other liars in Congress, it will take a lot less space to list the promises that they keep than to list all of the promises that they will reneg on.

78 Norton blocked several attempts to download the trojan.  It was embedded in a Java-enabled ad which is the most common attack method for those bastiches.

79

Well, that's two hours (and counting) of my life that I'll never get back.  I'm on a different computer; the other one is still being cleaned up.  I really needed this today. Ugh.

I was on Firefox w/ adblock too and it still took a hit.  So far this one is ok but I'm getting outta here before it goes.

Merry friggin' Christmas, all!

 

80 Obama LIED...........again.

81

How do you know that it was from a Java ad? Norton didn't tell you that.

I'm inclined to suspect that the intrusive software is planted by a mischievous Democrat who occasionally posts here. Last night, he (or she) was posting under the name "Chris". Coincidence?

82 It's the most common attack vector.  Plus, Java launched seconds before Norton started scanning the file.

83 Slappy Obama; Duplicity be Thy Name
Subtitled: Three-Card Monte* on Steroids

The Short List.. (I'm sure you can think of more):

"I don't want to run a car company"
Yet,
He picks the CEO's and dictates their pay.

"I won't be beholden to the Health insurance lobby"
Yet,
The Insurance Industry will make increased profits in the Health Bill.

"I want affordable Health Insurance for everyone."
Yet,
Not only will rates rise, but more people will be forced to buy it.

"I don't want to run an insurance company."
Yet,
He picks the CEO's, and dictates their pay.

"Afghanistan is the war of necessity that must be won."
Yet,
He takes months to decide to give his commander less than what he wants.

"I want to be independant of foreign oil."
Yet,
He refuses to drill for oil, puts more regulations on the coal industry, refuses to build nuclear power plants, and oil refineries.

"It will no longer be 'Business as Usual in Washington.'"
Yet,
Not only is it "Business as Usual", it's WORSE than usual, with more sweetheart deals, and unmitigated, in-your-face bribery, than ever before.

"I will be Transparent."
Yet,
Transparency is non-existant.

"I will close Gitmo."
Yet,
Gitmo will remain open, albiet, under new management and geographical location.

"I will not sign any bill with ear-marks, I will go through it, line by line."
Yet,
He signs bills with unheard of amounts of earmarks.

"I will not sign any bill that raises the deficit."
Yet,
He's poised to sign a bill that raises deficits by TRILLIONS.

*Three-Card Monte is a form of The Shell Game, a con-game using cards instead of shells.. It relies on trickery, to fool someone to look "there" while the con-artist is doing something else "here.".. Most times, there's an associate (surrogate) involved, to help lead the "mark" in the wrong direction and take the heat when they lose.
The only way you can beat this two-bit street hustler and his associates is, by kicking their asses and taking all of their money.

84 Blame Obama all you want however there was no gun pointed at any of the Moderate's heads as they VOTED YES!

So much of the Center-they are the same tyrants as the tyrants in charge.

85

Fart Face Pelosi and Shit Breath Reid have done wonders for Barry.  Why they compliment each other, those three little dickens.  The Larry, Curley, and Mo of our times.

86

Dingy Harry aspires to write headlines for Ace o' Spades:

On the floor before the vote, Majority Leader Harry Reid said, "We're going to hear an earful, but it's going to be an earful of wonderment and happiness that people waited for for a long time."

"But mostly, an earful of anger and disgust at our corrupt corruption."

Got it from Politico via a link on Drudge. 

87 Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

Posted by: Peer Reviewers at December 24, 2009 01:10 AM (cN5zf

So will we.

Posted by: History books at December 24, 2009 01:16 AM (S3BMi)

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