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December 14, 2009

Media Agrees: B+
— Ace

You don't even need to try on the glasses to see the message.

Thanks to Slublog, who provided most of the jokes and all of the work.

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM | Comments (75)
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1 My girlfriend farting while I'm fellating her: B+

Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2009 05:14 PM (IoUF1)

2 A riff too far. Can we talk about BCS Bowls?

Posted by: vinman at December 14, 2009 05:15 PM (HOYRo)

3 Isn't the BCS that system where they take a bunch of polls and run them through CRU's global warming computers to determine who plays who?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2009 05:16 PM (pg/HS)

4 My skills at doing what I do best? B+

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 14, 2009 05:16 PM (8ysTM)

5 President Obama's schlong? A good, solid B+

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 14, 2009 05:16 PM (zzd8k)

6 You don't even need to try on the glasses to see the message.
-Ace

Yeah, but you should still put... on... the... GLASSES!!!!

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 14, 2009 05:17 PM (cMo6P)

7 Can we talk about B+CS Bowls?

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at December 14, 2009 05:18 PM (F+U5/)

8 Since when does Palin Steele have a (non-inflatable) girlfriend?

Posted by: RightwingProf at December 14, 2009 05:19 PM (I8MPS)

9 Obama is real gentle with me, I give him a B+.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 14, 2009 05:19 PM (wGIVf)

Obama came here to chew ass and kick bubblebum.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 14, 2009 05:19 PM (XASus)

11 Ace's consecutive 8,000-word posts last week on black jokes? B+

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 14, 2009 05:20 PM (8ysTM)

12 Since when does Palin Steele's girlfriend have a penis that he can fellate?

Posted by: Jeff M at December 14, 2009 05:21 PM (8P3+x)

Senate Republican leadership. I give it a solid B+.

Posted by: Tim Down South at December 14, 2009 05:23 PM (sOCES)

14 How long have they been here?

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2009 05:23 PM (iWj1i)

15 http://tinyurl.com/yebtrq6

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at December 14, 2009 05:24 PM (hCQG5)

16 I came in here to chew bubblegum and hand out B+'s and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2009 05:24 PM (ifTh/)

17 @16 - best comment of the night. I give you a B++. Ebay style.

Posted by: Tim Down South at December 14, 2009 05:25 PM (sOCES)

18 Andrew Sullivan's grade on his obstetrics final exam? Solid B+

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 14, 2009 05:26 PM (8ysTM)

19 Flog that pony!

Posted by: toby928 at December 14, 2009 05:28 PM (PD1tk)

20 Posted by: RightwingProf at December 14, 2009 09:19 PM (I8MPS)

Posted by: Jeff M at December 14, 2009 09:21 PM (8P3+x)

That's the gag. Dum Dum once posted that he "was going to go fellate his girlfriend" or something to that effect. Unless he was dating a dickgirl, he doesn't know what that even means.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2009 05:28 PM (IoUF1)

21 2012 ticket: Palin / Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Posted by: wooga at December 14, 2009 05:29 PM (2p0e3)

My wife just gave me a solid B+. Now I need a cigarette...

Posted by: Tim Down South at December 14, 2009 05:29 PM (sOCES)

23 This whole B+ meme ain't feelin' so solid anymore.

Posted by: Tim Down South at December 14, 2009 05:31 PM (sOCES)

24 I didn't think anyone else saw that movie. That Kirstie Alley lookalike with the crazy transparent-blue eyes didn't seem to work much after that flick. Coincidence?

Posted by: red speck at December 14, 2009 05:34 PM (/vfpn)

25 @20

Well, damnit. How am I supposed to tell which Dum Dum is the real Dum Dum? I can't be bothered to remember everyone's IP tag.

I give my joke detection abilities a solid B+.

Posted by: Jeff M at December 14, 2009 05:34 PM (8P3+x)

26 Posted by: Jeff M at December 14, 2009 09:34 PM (8P3+x)

The real DumDum got banned, so any DumDum you see here is sockpuppetry.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2009 05:36 PM (IoUF1)

27 I give him a B+ OY!

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at December 14, 2009 05:37 PM (sYxEE)

28 I give your B+ an A-

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at December 14, 2009 05:39 PM (erIg9)

29 How many I's are in B+?

Posted by: Tim Down South at December 14, 2009 05:39 PM (sOCES)

30 26 Posted by: Jeff M at December 14, 2009 09:34 PM (8P3+x)

The real DumDum got banned, so any DumDum you see here is sockpuppetry.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2009 09:36 PM

I kind of miss dum-dum, the guy was a comedy gold mine.

Can you bring him back on a "probationary" status, ace?

You should at least let him comment for one day as "AoSHQ Troll of the Year"

The legendary Captain America thread was Hall of Fame material

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2009 05:40 PM (sYxEE)

"Kin I git me a B+ here?"

Posted by: John F. Kerry at Hahvid at December 14, 2009 05:40 PM (o6Rer)

32 Give us all your pollen!

Posted by: Killer B+'s at December 14, 2009 05:42 PM (sYxEE)

33 This site's ability to stomp the hell out of the B+ joke is.....B+

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 14, 2009 05:44 PM (hKyl0)

34 I give Allah and Ed a solid B+ as Republicans

Posted by: kb+dabear at December 14, 2009 05:44 PM (sYxEE)

35 33 This site's ability to stomp the hell out of the B+ joke is.....B+

Sez YOU!

Posted by: B+acon at December 14, 2009 05:45 PM (sYxEE)

36 Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2009 09:40 PM (sYxEE)

I second that. There seem to be more flamewars and internecine sniping happening without somebody like DumDum for us to mercilessly mock and abuse.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2009 05:45 PM (IoUF1)

37 There, I changed my screenname to be kewl.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at December 14, 2009 05:46 PM (IoUF1)

38 You people are really pumping this for all it's worth

Posted by: B+rian Dennehy at December 14, 2009 05:46 PM (sYxEE)

39 B+? Never heard of it. *ducks and runs*

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 14, 2009 05:48 PM (brCzq)

40 So, our government is lead by B Teamers.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 14, 2009 05:48 PM (Ym9lj)

41 red speck@24: Meg Foster!
Face B+
Body B+
Personality B+
Plays for the right team: A+

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 14, 2009 05:49 PM (xqhoO)

42 Posted by: B+rian Dennehy at December 14, 2009 09:46 PM (sYxEE)

I wish there was a b in Paul Anka.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at December 14, 2009 05:50 PM (IoUF1)

43 I'm here to get a B + and chew bubblegum. and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 14, 2009 05:53 PM (lYKj1)

44 36 Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2009 09:40 PM (sYxEE)

I second that. There seem to be more flamewars and internecine sniping happening without somebody like DumDum for us to mercilessly mock and abuse.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2009 09:45 PM (IoUF1)

Dum-Dum was a fun little toy to play with and abuse. Plus he was so genuinely clueless he was kind of the Margaret Dumont to our Groucho Marx

The other trolls however were just nasty threadjackers, you could practice insults on them but they themselves were interchangeable with other trolls and interchangeable with rectal thermometers

poon could bring out some funneh, because the idiot actually thought he could impress us.

t-dub was kind of useful in that his cheerleading for the Red Army in WW II actually brought out lots of rebuttals with history that I didn't know of, I learned a lot from the rebuttals.

honest cloud, John ryan, and SeattleSlough are just nasty little drones copying and pasting from Daily Kos and DU

Posted by: kb+dabear at December 14, 2009 05:53 PM (sYxEE)

45 I wish there was a b in Paul Anka.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at December 14, 2009 09:50 PM (IoUF1)

You're in luck, then, because his middle name is Alb+ert!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2009 05:53 PM (9Wv2j)

46 This is pretty good. I masturbated over it. Just a little, and I didn't finish because, well, it wasn't THAT good.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 05:54 PM (P33XN)

47 Running a joke into the ground? Never heard of it!

Posted by: Charlie Gib+son at December 14, 2009 05:54 PM (sYxEE)

48 So what happens when we go recursive on the recursive? Doesn't that open up a rift in space or something?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 05:55 PM (P33XN)

49 I don't grade myself, as school transcripts can be misinterpreted and cause undue humiliation. That's why I gave myself 1000 Updings

I therefore b+id you adieu

Posted by: Charles John's son at December 14, 2009 05:57 PM (sYxEE)

50 Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2009 09:53 PM (9Wv2j)

The guys getting t-shirts instead of shirts: B+
You thinking eight things tonight: B+
Making a fucking maniac out of me: B+

Posted by: Paul Alb+rt Anka at December 14, 2009 05:59 PM (IoUF1)

51 Summon the B+

Posted by: xandar at December 14, 2009 06:04 PM (PD1tk)

52 My blood type? A good, red-blooded American B+.

Wait, crap.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at December 14, 2009 06:04 PM (+2NeJ)

53 Lost Horizon on TCM! Ronald Coleman. Sam Jaffe. I give it two B+es.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 14, 2009 06:05 PM (xqhoO)

54 He lives

Posted by: Fitzy Sully O'Sullian at December 14, 2009 06:19 PM (k9sLf)

55 Let's rerun the whole damn movie here!! Rowdy Roddy Piper chewing gum (that he was out of) and kicks ass, was worth it!!!

Posted by: codekeyguy at December 14, 2009 06:25 PM (ss9Ij)

My Worf's rendition of the sacred Klingon mating calls....

B+

Posted by: Barack T. Ogabe esq. at December 14, 2009 06:32 PM (3umNG)

57 Lost Horizon on TCM! Ronald Coleman. Sam Jaffe. I give it two B+es.

Outstanding film. Wednesday is Casablanca.

Posted by: MPFS, Holiday Fish Stick at December 14, 2009 06:34 PM (PBGAP)

56 CodeKeyGuy-hi Jason!,

yeah I liked that line so much I used it for my Female Brute's warcry in City of Heroes....

"I'm here to kick &^@ and chew gum, and I'm fresh outta gum...."

(modified to sound like a Canadian saying it....which ironically Piper was....)

Posted by: sven10077 at December 14, 2009 06:35 PM (3umNG)

58,

Waiting impatiently for season 3 of Breaking Bad myself....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 14, 2009 06:38 PM (3umNG)

60 Solid "A" for the screenshot from They Live

Posted by: David Axelrod's Combover at December 14, 2009 06:44 PM (1SOOm)

61 A "They Live" reference! Definitely B+

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at December 14, 2009 07:13 PM (JLlLh)

62 47 Running a joke into the ground? Never heard of it!

Posted by: Charlie Gib+son at December 14, 2009 09:54 PM (sYxEE)

Wondering when I'll stop laughing at this.

Posted by: crystal at December 14, 2009 07:20 PM (KVSUW)

63 All your B+ are belong to us.

Posted by: connertown at December 14, 2009 07:38 PM (ats44)

64 OK, does anyone know where that photo is from? It looks familiar to me...

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 14, 2009 08:28 PM (cd0d9)

He's never gotten a B+ in his life. Oh, wait I guess we'll never know....

Most transparent Administration Evah!!

I blame American Idle......

Posted by: KZnextzone at December 14, 2009 08:29 PM (s0ipZ)

22,000,000 "found" Bush emails / 730 days (2 years) / 24 hours / 60 minutes / 60 seconds = 1 email every 3 seconds

thats alot of fricken emails for 1 whitehouse, I smell B(+)S

Posted by: Rick in MB+ at December 14, 2009 08:45 PM (2ocJB)

67 B+ was President Obama's attempt at humility. It was his first attempt so lets cut him a little slack.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 14, 2009 11:04 PM (AfPnb)

68 Unprecedented! Historical! B+!

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at December 14, 2009 11:19 PM (YMZjg)

69 Mister-wet-your-finger-and-hold-it-up-to-see-which-way-the-wind-is-blowing, Bill O'Reilly, says that Obama deserves a B+, so he must deserve a B+.

Posted by: just say'n at December 15, 2009 02:22 AM (Cta0m)

70 Including today, only 1,105 shopping days 'til Christmas.

Posted by: just say'n at December 15, 2009 02:29 AM (Cta0m)

71 As Obama sees it, he deserves a B+, 'cause he's doing such a good job of destroying the country.

Posted by: It's a matter of perspective at December 15, 2009 02:35 AM (Cta0m)

72 Jimmy Carter thinks he deserves a B+, too. It must be Rosalynn and Michelle.

Posted by: It's a matter of perspective at December 15, 2009 03:04 AM (Cta0m)

73 I'd like to award Obama the same kind of "F" I sometimes tease my students about:

"I'm giving you an F so big, it's got handles."
"I'm giving you an F so big, it's got little wheels, like a shopping cart."
"You're gonna have to have a friend come with you to pick up this F, preferably one with a truck."

...it's red. I built it out of 3/4" plywood.

Posted by: Cowboy at December 15, 2009 04:19 AM (TGLUo)

74 Let me be clear. "They Live" is a film created by my critics. They have no ideas to offer the American People. The filmakers are rowdy. They are unkempt. They are not out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 15, 2009 06:49 AM (GtYrq)

75 Although developing our self-knowledge and actualising our real goals can be very emancipating, we should not cast away the rules of the society in which we live. We must acknowledge that other people's moral principles are no more insignificant than our own. And we must acknowledge and accept that we live in a society in which certain personality kinds and behaviors are more appropriate towards certain tasks. This is the second key that will open the door towards personal growth.

Posted by: Personal Growth at January 26, 2011 10:46 AM (KG2Zb)

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