December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas Darling Hearts
— LauraW

Hi Morons!
Hope you get everything you want today, and best wishes for health and prosperity in the New Year.

I put this in the comments below, but my pal Sox at H2 suggested it has enough oomph to be a post.

Jim at the excellent CT blog, Radio Vice Online says "the money lines" are at 4:00 and 8:30, but definitely give a listen to the whole thing. Near the end is a nifty Christmas tie-in, and some words of inspiration.

If you go to Radio Vice Online, follow Jim's link to Dr. Helen's post on learned helplessness. Interesting stuff.

Posted by: LauraW at 07:18 AM | Comments (68)
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1 Just keep him out of the primary, and "secondary" election process, please.

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 25, 2009 07:20 AM (Hv1Cx)

2 This is what Newt does best. 

Posted by: Hammer at December 25, 2009 07:33 AM (5MUhk)

3 Newt is a brilliant guy.  Like Sarah Palin, I think he can be more effective out of public office than in it.

Posted by: Ombudsman at December 25, 2009 07:39 AM (y4B2y)

4

Christmas? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 25, 2009 07:43 AM (7+pP9)

5 I have a feeling we're being set up.

Posted by: Beto at December 25, 2009 07:44 AM (+CLh/)

6 I really don't pay much heed to anything Newt has to say anymore. He's absolutely schizophrenic in his conservatism.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 25, 2009 07:44 AM (554T5)

7 Newt, unfortunately, has become just another GOP establishment leech.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 25, 2009 07:47 AM (qB3D9)

8 Scozza was a victory or death kind of girl? Does not compute.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 25, 2009 07:48 AM (dQdrY)

9
Nice to see ya' off the couch Newt. hopefully he'll stay out of the primaries and the endorsing of candidates and stick to doing what he does best, give speeches and write books

Posted by: Blazer at December 25, 2009 07:48 AM (t72+4)

10 Newt? Dude got caught being a spineless, rudderless clown. Listening to him serves no useful purpose.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 07:50 AM (ttigb)

11
All this shows is Newt knows how to give a good speech in front of the right crowd.

He'd never say this on, say, the Today Show.

Posted by: Posted by at December 25, 2009 07:51 AM (PaMcq)

12
By the way, don't know how many of you guys have started playing Combat Arms, but its pretty awesome and its free. I was thinking of starting up an Ace of Spades HQ clan.

Let me know if any of you are interested.

Posted by: Blazer at December 25, 2009 07:51 AM (t72+4)

13 How can someone who believes, or at least believed in AGW be taken seriously?  I would love to be offered a credible answer, but can there be one?

Only a clear, public renounciation and explanation of his "couch with Pelosi" will suffice.  AGW is/was one of the easy ones.  It was DUH years ago!

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 25, 2009 07:52 AM (Hv1Cx)

14 Did he say Republican anywhere in there? If he goes third party, then it will compute.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 25, 2009 07:55 AM (dQdrY)

15
I'm still waiting for an explanation why the bill wasn't read in full on the Senate floor, btw.


Posted by: Posted by at December 25, 2009 07:55 AM (PaMcq)

16
Does anyone know who didn't vote yesterday in the 60-39 vote?

Posted by: Posted by at December 25, 2009 07:56 AM (PaMcq)

17 Let me know if any of you are interested.

I might be. Maybe you can fill us in on the specifics on an open thread?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 25, 2009 07:57 AM (554T5)

18
I'm still waiting for an explanation why the bill wasn't read in full on the Senate floor, btw.



Posted by: Posted by at December 25, 2009 11:55 AM (PaMcq)




Planes to catch,food to eat, presents to open. Thats more important than putting up any resistance to destroying 1/6 of our economy and continuing us all on the road to serfdom.

Posted by: Blazer at December 25, 2009 07:57 AM (t72+4)

19 How do we reconcile THIS Newt to the one that appeared in that Global Warming propaganda with Nancy Pelosi? I'm baffled. Still, THIS Newt was damned good. Strident opposition to what's going on today isn't about "hate," it's about a decent respect for all those Americans that fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 07:59 AM (QECjC)

20 Oh oh - my neighbor's cat is parked outside in my front yard. I've never trusted that cat. Are the Black Helicopters on their way???

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 08:00 AM (QECjC)

21 Merry Christmas, lauraw and fellow Morons.  It's noon, and I've started drinking.  Going to be a good day.

Posted by: ATaLien at December 25, 2009 08:02 AM (9VR3D)

22 Does anyone know who didn't vote yesterday in the 60-39 vote? ************* That was grumpy old Jim Bunning, still pissed that he was sort of forced to retire (at 78!) with his state-wide favorables in the mid 20's, and having made a list of truly bizarre statements over the past several years that would be ammo for his absolute annihilation in '10. So he pocketed his $180 grand, or whatever Senators made, and took a few days off for an early Christmas. Wonder if he'll refund his paycheck? (Shame, too, because he was far more conservative than his state-mate McConnell.)

Posted by: notropis at December 25, 2009 08:02 AM (mUrmJ)

23 It's noon, and I've started drinking. Going to be a good day. Posted by: ATaLien at December 25, 2009 12:02 PM (9VR3D) Can I have some? That, and some boobies would sure make for a nice Christmas... (hint, hint!)

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 08:05 AM (QECjC)

24 Merry Christmas Lauraw. Ya can take the lights off the hump now. Enjoy the new orthopedic shoes!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 25, 2009 08:06 AM (CnrLG)

25

I don't trust Newt. Why? Because he has proven himself untrustworthy.

BTW, all I wanted for Christmas was for socialism to be defeated in the Senate. That would have been the best present I could have gotten. Alas...

Posted by: maddogg at December 25, 2009 08:06 AM (bPBGI)

26 Newt does give a good speech. He also 'reaches across the aisle' to sit on a couch with Stretch Pelosi trying to convince heads full of mush that Global Warming is real. He also strongly endorses 'republican' candidates that are farther left than the liberal democrat candidate. Supported Porkulus, buying out the auto industry, and amnesty for illegal aliens.

Nope, not goin' to buy it this time. He's more of a weathervane than BJ Clinton was. He'll be spinning in the wind again soon.

Posted by: RoadRunner at December 25, 2009 08:08 AM (D6P9o)

27 Newt gives a good speech.  And since it's Christmas, that is the only opinion I'll express about him.

Posted by: huerfano at December 25, 2009 08:10 AM (1+C5d)

28

Swallowed my distaste due to his NY 23 waffling and the AGW bullshit and decided to give a listen.

This is red meat, and good brain thinkin' stuff too. Altogether it is a fascinating discussion of historical perspectives about a little-discussed aspect of the separation of powers, he's also basically been able to condense the problem down to a very strong, simple set of ideas. How do we win? What is our plan?

He seems to be pretty straightforward. Impeach the president, replace every position possible with a good conservative candidate who takes the threat to America seriously, defund the Ninth Circuit and re-form it from new candidates when they pull their usual bullshit - basically tooth and nails from this point forward. War makes compromises into threats when the opposition (the left) is involved with giving the enemy greater moral consideration than their country itself.  He's basically saying that from this point forward, go to war with the Judiciary when they weaken us, like in approving the trial in NY for KSM. Fire them like Jefferson did.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 25, 2009 08:10 AM (o5sYk)

29

I love Newt. I had really hoped he'd run for prez in '08. Wouldn't have done any good, though, because, as we all know. the country was sick with the heinous obama fever - a fever so nefarious that it wipes out even the most common-sense brain cells of those afflicted.

Yeah, Newt fucked up in NY23. At least he had the balls to own up to it - the lack of courage being an apparent genetic disorder for libs.

I'm not sure that he could ever win, though I have a quasi-religious hope that he could. Before I was politically aware, I admit that I had been blindly duped by the media (of the time) that he was a nazi. In my own duped defense, I hadn't then actually listened to him before.

But in the Orwellian state of the nation, 2+2=5. Or so 1984 said.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 08:11 AM (gbCNS)

30
Bunning, eh?

Well, I guess it wasn't that important, anyway. It's not like health care is the key to finally destroying individual freedom, government by the people, thus ushering in socialism rule by the elites.

Posted by: Posted by at December 25, 2009 08:15 AM (PaMcq)

31 Merry Christmas M&M's .
This is the greatest blog of all time . Of all time.

Lauraw , that backless number is a bit much on Christmas morning , although , the holiday lights do have a curious prismatic effect when they bounce off of your
 " dime sized birthmark".

Posted by: awkward davies at December 25, 2009 08:16 AM (wb68R)

32

Forgot to say: Happy Washington-Crosses-the-Delaware day!

 

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 08:35 AM (gbCNS)

33

Newt 2008!

Oops - too late.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 25, 2009 08:39 AM (T3JhC)

34 Would sound a lot better coming from someone who didn't show his true colors endorsing Dede Scozzafava in NY-23 and spend the rest of his time flying the country with "his good friend" Al Sharpton!  Just shut up and go away Newt!

Posted by: Angry White Dude at December 25, 2009 08:43 AM (/oRVI)

35 German Soldiers!

I.Did.Not.Know.That.

At first I thought it was a Animal House-like mistake.

But No!

Hessians!

Learn somethin' new every day.

And from a guy named Newt.

Will Wonders never cease?

Just askin'.


Posted by: MeTooThen at December 25, 2009 08:44 AM (SLT7f)

36 My Christmas wish for all morons (and the country, for that matter): that they could look past their anger at Newt for his egregious faux pas in NY23 and see that he has the awesome brains that could be a hope for the GOP.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 08:59 AM (gbCNS)

37

17
Does anyone know who didn't vote yesterday in the 60-39 vote?

 

It was that crazy Sen. from Kentucky.  Not McConnell, the other one.  He left for home on the 21st or 22nd.

Posted by: Hammer at December 25, 2009 09:01 AM (5MUhk)

38
Merry Christmas, LauraW!


>>Whats more important than putting up any resistance to destroying 1/6 of our economy and continuing us all on the road to serfdom?
Blazer,
Could it also be allowing a politically correct Christmas? An example:

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my new computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Merry Christmas. Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)*

*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day. God  Bless You and all the 'roons too.

Learned helplessness, indeed.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 25, 2009 09:03 AM (Dxfei)

39 37, What good are his brains when his ass is for sale? He's a phony. He's a sneaky opportunist who sings in whatever choir licks his ass. Would you leave him alone in a room with your wallet?

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 09:05 AM (7dmFm)

40 Newt for his egregious faux pas in NY23 and see that he has the awesome brains that could be a hope for the GOP.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 12:59 PM (gbCNS)

Fool me once, shame on you...

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 25, 2009 09:14 AM (dQdrY)

41 Newt? You'll have much more important things on your mind about halfway through me. Fasten your seat belts.

Posted by: 2010 at December 25, 2009 09:27 AM (7dmFm)

42

Yeah, sure... not a one of any true moron has EVER fucked up royally in his life. Not one! I bow to the perfection of all morons. I'm not even smart enough to be a moron, I guess.

What amazes me, not even being religious, is that I believe in forgiveness and the knowledge that no one is perfect. I know, I know that religious people allow for that One perfect person who walked the earth.

I just didn't expect that to be a moron was to think that only a God was worthy of being a voice for the GOP.

One chance or you're out. Seems to be the messiah-complex of the left. So I guess that the GOP is shit out of luck unless we get our Obama God. Me, I'm waiting for a brain better than Newt's.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 10:18 AM (gbCNS)

43 Hope you get everything you want today

Yep.  Pair of slippers and a piece of ass.  Both a size too big.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 25, 2009 10:22 AM (RgXpA)

44 43, Newt is not guilty of just one screw up. He has shown a pattern. Forgiving him is one thing, giving him a chance to screw us again is another.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 10:25 AM (7dmFm)

45 Well good luck, eman. I hope your messiah comes. I guess you're waiting for the second coming and that he goes into politics.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 10:29 AM (gbCNS)

46 46, Not even close. Not wishing for a Messiah. A collection of decent and smart folks who are dedicated and can be trusted is all I want. Newt had a chance to be among them and proved himself unworthy and ill suited.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 10:49 AM (7dmFm)

47 Merry Christmas anyway, eman. Really. I don't even expect for all right-thinking people to agree.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 10:54 AM (gbCNS)

48

What amazes me, not even being religious, is that I believe in forgiveness and the knowledge that no one is perfect. I know, I know that religious people allow for that One perfect person who walked the earth.

I don't require perfection, but consistancy would be nice. Newt ain't got it.

Posted by: maddogg at December 25, 2009 10:59 AM (bPBGI)

49 Merry Christmas all.  I feel blessed in having found this place and I am so grateful that you have adopted me into your clan.  AoSHQ really is my first stop on the Internet every day and there are days when the only news I get is from here.  It's been a tough year for all of us in one way or another and I am glad that I won't be facing it alone.

God bless you all.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2009 10:59 AM (Gk/wA)

50 Newt grates my gizzard a lot these days.  I'll listen to any number of his speeches, and being a historian myself I appreciate the tone and vantage point--that is, until he invokes Christianity as necessary for a strong America.  Talk about a fucking non-issue!  He's definitely a demagogue-wannabe, and he uses the religious nonsense as a focal point for gathering support.  The tautologically-tinged idea that America is a Christian nation mistakes the plain fact that America is a nation full of Christians, not that it is a Christian nation.  Hell, there were Jews in New Amsterdam years before the Pilgrims arrived.  Plus, I have a hard time taking religious training and piety from a guy who divorced his cancer-ridden wife, rather than doing the decent thing and just waiting until she died.  I couldn't care less about a cross in the desert, but the Ninth Court was right to declare "under God" un-Constitutional; if the founders had wanted that sort of rhetoric supported they would have declared a national religion, but as we all know by now, they didn't do that.  But hey, it's a great way to distract the rubes, isn't it?  Great way to motivate your ignorant base, Newt.  Newt is fast becoming the Jesse Jackson of the conservative movement. 

Posted by: Ragnarokpaperscissors at December 25, 2009 11:00 AM (l8HqE)

51 Palin is faboo, for instance. But she doesn't have the years/experience behind her to even show her imperfections yet. She will, given time. I have faith in that. I still like her, though. She's my age and we could talk memories of our time growing up in America.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 11:08 AM (gbCNS)

52 Merry Christmas to you, too, St. Agnostica. May you know the Peace of Landru.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 11:17 AM (7dmFm)

53

Um... is that like wishing me the Peace of Cthulhu?

No big. I REALLY dig that story.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 11:28 AM (gbCNS)

54 St. Agnostica, are you not of the Body?

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2009 11:35 AM (7dmFm)

55 Ms.LauraW loves me! 

Posted by: Sox at December 25, 2009 12:02 PM (MKxON)

56 Lauraw , that backless number is a bit much on Christmas morning

Well, well. Look, lookie this. Do you imagine your anti-humpite bigotry is more attractive than my deformity, hmmm?

I'm wearing my new Christmas Snuggie, and I lurves it. Sneer all you like, smug flatback scum.
Snuggies are like, a godsend to hunchback-kind. Way more comfortable than an auto tarpaulin, and stylish as well.

Got the leopard-pattern one too, but that's for later tonight, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: lauraw at December 25, 2009 12:06 PM (DbybK)

57 44" Hope you get everything you want today" Yep. Pair of slippers and a piece of ass. Both a size too big. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 25, 2009 02:22 PM (RgXpA) You better not let the slippers hear you say that...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 12:09 PM (QECjC)

58 Got the leopard-pattern one too, but that's for later tonight, IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: lauraw at December 25, 2009 04:06 PM (DbybK) Well, snuggies ARE open-backed, after all. And I suppose a good hump would give a guy something to hold on to...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 12:11 PM (QECjC)

59 Well, Pelosi said this bill would be a "Christmas Present for the American People." Here's what polipundit reports we're getting for Christmas: The first “no” will hit the 10 million elderly who now rely on Medicare Advantage to pay for the care Medicare itself does not cover. In a payoff to AARP, Obama gutted this program in his bill, ending over $100 billion in federal premium subsidies. These 10 million voters will get the grim news that their premiums are going up and their benefits dropping early in 2010. The goal, of course, is to force them to drop Medicare Advantage and sign up, instead, for Medi-gap insurance —- offered, not coincidentally, by the AARP —- which provides less coverage at higher cost.Young people without health insurance can expect to start writing $750 annual checks to Washington to pay the fines written into the bill. (And, after the Conference Committee finishes its work, the fines may be higher.)All Americans will soon find their insurance premiums rising as a result of the bill. ************* Ho! Ho! Ho!! Way to go, champs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2009 12:13 PM (QECjC)

60 The only body I'm OF is that of an agnostic, knuckle-dragging, pro-life, pro-constitution conservative who has absolutely no prob with anyone's religious beliefs unless they try to fuck with my right to have a lack there-of or right to not be oppressed by them (read: includes atheist religion).

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 12:14 PM (gbCNS)

61

St Ag-

Newt has always givin a good speech, and always makes it sound as if whatever ideas he's spouting at a given time come from the heart.  But...

He's proven over the last 10 yrs that he's no longer one of us.  And by "us", I mean Americans who live outside the NY-DC corridor and who don't give a fuck what the people who claim to rule us think or want.

He's one of them.  A member in good standing of the cable tv babblesphere.  I hate cable tv babblers.  They talk for money, and they're not too particular about who signs the checks.  He plays a part on the long running cable tv show called "Crosstalk", where you get payed just for playing, and which has no end.

Posted by: rickinstl at December 25, 2009 12:45 PM (whL+/)

62 And Merry Christmas to you all!

Posted by: rickinstl at December 25, 2009 12:46 PM (whL+/)

63

rickinstl -

The thing that really, really impresses me about Newt is his vast grasp on history and ability to share it in such an intelligent, eloquent, and logical way. The man has major brains in a way you won't find in most politicians. Granted, he's a politician. I simply look at what there is to choose from. I could say Krauthammer has major brains, too, but he's never going to run for anything, plus he's got the NY-DC narcissism thing going on.

I don't worship at the alter of Newt. He is as fallible as any man. Einstein was fallible, too - he never bought quantum physics, but man what a brain.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 01:18 PM (gbCNS)

64

Yeah, I was going to throw Krauthammer into my last as one of "them", but I was pretty sure you'd get the idea.

I agree that Newt has a historians grasp, and that he's a politician.

Neither of those things excuses him sitting cheek to cheek with Pelosi.  In fact, the historian part of his resume makes it infinitely worse.  She's a fucking monster, and there he is, smiling like a preferred stooge.  That's inexcuseable.

Have a great Christmas.

Posted by: rickinstl at December 25, 2009 01:30 PM (whL+/)

65 Lauraw in a snuggie , leopard print , no less , is an image that will live forever in my fantasies .
That's Hawt! I don't care who ya' are .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 25, 2009 01:49 PM (wb68R)

66 To #37 - St. Agnostica at December 25, 2009 12:59 PM

"... look past their anger at Newt for his egregious faux pas in NY23 and see that he has the awesome brains that could be a hope for the GOP."

====================================

The thing is (to my mind, anyway) he and the other Republican strategists are SO IN LOVE with "the game" (of politics).  These guys LIVE for polls and percentages; they thrive on determining what message "plays well" with which demographic groups; they enjoy coaching their favored candidates about what to say, how to pitch their candidacy, to bring their numbers up in a given target constituency.  All I see is a guy who really, really likes to play a game.  Bright as all get-out, but the target is the WIN.  The core beliefs of the candidate aren't nearly as important as "Can he win?"  

Dunno, maybe that's the way it HAS to be, but it turns me off...  what I want from a candidate is commitment to the principles of our Founders: smaller government, fiscal responsibility, keep your word, focus on what's good for the country (not how to distribute favors to Big Biz/ Big Union/ Big Whatever, so you can get a cushy job on some Board, or as a lobbyist, when you leave office).  "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" in real life, y'know?  Silly of me in this day and age, I guess.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at December 25, 2009 08:03 PM (9iQoP)

67 Washington D.C. is full of some of the nations worse all time scoundrels,cads fiends and reptiles

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