April 16, 2014

Mike Pence For President? Sebelius For Senate? Bloomberg For Heaven? And More!
— DrewM

1. Governor Mike "Presidential Hair" Pence of Indiana is considering a run for President.

You should check out that link not just to see what Pence says but how the Bloomberg reporter frames it. Hint: KOCH BROTHERS.

I was pretty interested in Pence in 2011 because I think he has the ability to unite significant parts of the traditional GOP 3 legged coalition.

The Bloomberg story is via @ByronYork.


2. Speaking of Bloomberg, Mike is sure he's going to heaven because God is all about fascism or something.

If [Bloomberg] senses that he may not have as much time left as he would like, he has little doubt about what would await him at a Judgment Day. Pointing to his work on gun safety, obesity and smoking cessation, he said with a grin: “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

Um, ok.


3. Democrats: Hey Kathleen Sebeilus isn't doing anything these days, maybe she should run for Senate this year.


4. Meanwhile in Ukraine, the Russians are winning.

NATO is kind of indifferent on whether or not France should deliver a modern amphibious warship to....Russia.

Can we stop pretending that NATO and "Europe" are serious about anything? Please.

And the real reason for this entire post: A Ukrainian armored personnel carrier doing donuts.

Video via @CDRSalamander

Posted by: DrewM at 06:14 AM | Comments (448)
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1 Re:  Ukrainian troops defecting. 


That's embarrassing.

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2014 06:17 AM (GQ8sn)

2 Mitch Daniels was the better Indiana governor. His on-again-off-again wife ruined everything.

Posted by: AMDG at April 16, 2014 06:20 AM (eFytx)

3 Holy shit, that thing is hauling ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 06:21 AM (da5Wo)

4 The summoning ritual is complete.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:21 AM (HLprW)

5

...the traditional GOP 3 legged coalition.

 

***

 

I'm fine with that as long as it doesn't involve Anthony Wiener.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 06:21 AM (lHb9q)

6 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close.

Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Behind Bloomberg's door to heaven would be a very long, and very slick chute.

Posted by: Hobo Haute Couture at April 16, 2014 06:21 AM (D46MP)

7 That Bloomberg is a man of conviction I tell you. "...if there is a God..."

Posted by: Ken in NH at April 16, 2014 06:21 AM (MqjGP)

8 Miss Marple, an 'ette in exile, is from Indiana and loves Mitch Daniels and can't stand Pence.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2014 06:22 AM (pQf67)

9 Blooming Idiot ought to know that the barbed cock of Satan is the final destination for fuckheads with as much hubris as he displays.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2014 06:24 AM (pQf67)

10 Good luck to the Ukrainians.  They'll need it.

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2014 06:24 AM (GQ8sn)

11 Mike Pence: the well-hung man in the three-legged sack race.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:24 AM (HsTG8)

12

New angel orientee in heaven's cafeteria:  "Why does that guy in the mayor's robes get to cut to the front of the line?"

 

Angel mentor:  "Shhh,  that's not a mayor, that's G*d.  Sometimes he just likes to play mayor."

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 06:24 AM (lHb9q)

13 How long until Bloomberg moves with a group of followers to a remote part of the jungle to set up Bloombergtown, Guyana.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:25 AM (MNq6o)

14

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 10:25 AM (MNq6o)

 

***

 

They'll only be able to drink their Kool Aid in 16 oz cups or smaller.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 06:27 AM (lHb9q)

15

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

 

------

 

And once there he's going to destroy The Holy Grail because it holds more than 16 ounces.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 06:28 AM (eytER)

16 Didn't Rush make the point years ago that failure is the best career booster in the Democratic party?

Posted by: 404 Error at April 16, 2014 06:29 AM (jPWsV)

17 Re: the doughnutting tracked vehicle - kegger in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:29 AM (HsTG8)

18 "And once there he's going to destroy The Holy Grail because it holds more than 16 ounces." He won't destroy it, he'll just tax God.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:29 AM (HLprW)

19 I don't understand why Bloomberg thinks disarming the citizenry disallowing their own survival if things go bad (and we know they can, look at the 1920-30-s and the rest of history) this will get him a one way ticket to anything. Nevermind that other citizens , gangs, and bad guys will not obey the Law. How fkn short sited is this guy? does he not pay attention to very recent history ? I believe He is thinking Tikun Olam (or cynically espousing it), while doing His control over your salt shaker and soda shit), I think He really just has control issues.. but really making everyone defenselesss .

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2014 06:29 AM (nqBYe)

20 That's not good. The Interpreter ‏@Interpreter_Mag Ukraine Liveblog: Report from Slaviansk, where Ukrainian soldiers just surrendered their APCs to pro-Russian militia http://bit.ly/1m7smFl

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:30 AM (ZPrif)

21 LOL. John. good one. I suspect Bloomberg doesn't believe in God. He has so much money and influence he has made himself his own god, so why would he deny himself admittance to heaven?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2014 06:30 AM (XyM/Y)

22 That drifting APC caused an arousal of my gentleman's sausage.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at April 16, 2014 06:30 AM (JtwS4)

23 "...if there is a God..."


Psst,  Mike.  There is.  And if you read His word you'd know He doesn't like a haughty,  arrogant man.  Prepare to become a teaching moment...

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:30 AM (MNq6o)

24 Mitch Daniels does not have Presidential hair. The story with his wife could have been pretty powerful, everyone loves a redemption story. I am serious, not snarky, about both of those. The GOP has a whole lot of good potential candidates with good hair. Elected executives with a track record of successful governance. I keep writing this list, and its long and distinguished (but so is my Johnson). In no particular order: Pence Walker Perry Haley Jindal Martinez Brewer Snyder Christie (yes, I said it, and you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap.)

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:30 AM (4+AaH)

25 Small theological point, Mikey: You don't earn your way to heaven. You are allowed in IN SPITE OF your wicked ways.

Posted by: Cornfed at April 16, 2014 06:31 AM (Hoy9u)

26

Hold my vodka and watch this!

Posted by: Mickael Bubbainski at April 16, 2014 06:31 AM (NF2Bf)

27 Mmm, donuts.

After years of Tom Vilsack and Jim Doyle and even a little David Petersen, I've got no problems with Mike Pence.  Obviously I can't speak for lifelong Hoosiers.

Posted by: HR at April 16, 2014 06:32 AM (ZKzrr)

28 Bloomberg just reminded me of the Jewish comedian who said, "In my tradition, we don't believe in Hell. "Of course, that just means when I get there, I'm gonna be goin', I don't BELIEVE this!"

Posted by: JPS at April 16, 2014 06:32 AM (sadHS)

29 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:32 AM (PYAXX)

30 I will never vote for Chris Christie. Also, Shenanigans!

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 16, 2014 06:33 AM (9f7ZN)

31 And you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap. Hate to burst your bubble...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:33 AM (HLprW)

32 Hey Bloomie, you might want to check your enthusiasm just a bit. Oh, and about that, "if there's a God" thingy, agnostic much?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 06:34 AM (0HooB)

33 Mike Bloomberg, I might refer you the rulebook on Heaven: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24 The point being it ain't easy. Being a rich man and writing a check to a political cause is about as easy as it can be. Shit, I bet you have spent as much on personal transportation as you have "good deeds."

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:34 AM (4+AaH)

34 Its all fun and games until you throw a track.

Posted by: Have Blue at April 16, 2014 06:34 AM (Y0i54)

35 IIRC, Clinton's AG Janet Reno ran for  the Florida US Senate seat  immediately after leaving  Justice.  IS it some kind  of retirement scam  to fill their coffers with campaign contributions and   then  live off that   when they inevitably lose?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2014 06:34 AM (BAS5M)

36 I believe He is thinking Tikun Olam (or cynically espousing it), while doing His control over your salt shaker and soda shit), I think He really just has control issues.. but really making everyone defenselesss .

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2014 10:29 AM (nqBYe)

If he has any concept of Tikun Olam he has bastardized it.

It specifically avoids dictatorial policy.

Bloomberg, with his elitism and hypocrisy (armed guards for me but not for thee) is not welcome in Heaven.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (QFxY5)

37 13 How long until Bloomberg moves with a group of followers to a remote part of the jungle to set up Bloombergtown, Guyana. --- Mike, if you move there, I'll donate some Kool-Ade. Just be sure to bring some of your friends from the People's Temple in San Francisco with you.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (APuJ7)

38 Some folks have their undies in a wad because Bubba Watson ate after winning the Masters at a Waffle House? Whatever for?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (HsTG8)

39 Bloomberg proves that C.S. Lewis was right about the tyranny of do-gooders.

And I will not vote for Chris Christie. Or Jeb Bush.


Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (9f7ZN)

40 Hey!! I'm not banned anymore.

Posted by: Have Blue at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (Y0i54)

41 With her flawless track record of FAIL Sebeilus is a shoo in for the Senate. Run Pruneface, Run!

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (xWW96)

42 @maxseddon The Ukrainians were unarmed and under guard of the Slavyansk militia, who said they'd been "given" the guns. The army guys didn't look happy @maxseddon Ukrainian soldiers on Slavyansk central square deny they've defected. Say they're about to go back to base in Donetsk. Under militia guard @maxseddon Asked whether the Ukrainian soldiers had defected and how they wound up in Slavyansk. Best answer I got was "It's a long story."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:35 AM (ZPrif)

43 Dayum, that APC was doing some serious Tokyo Drifting. Lotta Asians in Ukraine?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (W7ffl)

44 Kathleen Sebeilus moving the election date back again and again, over-inflating her vote numbers... I can see that.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (MNq6o)

45

For what it's worth, Mike Pence has been an excellent Indiana governor. I have a few politically connected friends, one of them a liberal Democrat, who have seen him at work at the statehouse and say nothing but good things about him, personally and professionally.  According to those who know him, Pence has a command of the issues and an almost gentle way about him in dealing with other people, whether with him or against him on a given debate. He has a near-perfect memory and an eye for significant details when it comes to legislation. Those are all good leadership qualities.

 

The downside(s)? Name recognition, for one thing. No one but Indiana knows Mike Pence, and in modern national politics, it takes about a billion dollars and/or a sympathetic press to achieve the widespread name recognition necessary to win a national campaign. Pence is also a very nice man, a Romney-like gentleman. Such men typically don't fare well against hardcore Leftists accustomed to the down-and-dirty of machine politics.

 

I'd vote for him, but he's my governor and I like him.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (2jF2B)

46 kegger in the Ukraine! ----- I think it was CNN's reporter yesterday that said a lot of the pro Russian demonstrators were clearly drunk.

Posted by: Adam at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (Aif/5)

47 Mike Pence record?  Don't know much about him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (T2V/1)

48 Charlie Brown, agree with his bastardization of the idea.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (nqBYe)

49 Christie (yes, I said it, and you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap.) Besides the letter shown after his name on TV, please explain to me the substantive difference between Christie and, say, Hillary. On policy, I should say- obviously Christie has Hillary beat in the "relevant experience" category. Is he a tax cutter? Small government type? Libertine on guns? Opponent of Gov't-run Health Care?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:36 AM (PYAXX)

50 Completely OT, and ***total speculation*** for the Gang of Gaming 'Rons, but Marty O'Donnel, the composer for all the Bungie Halo (and pre-halo games it looks like) has been fired from Bungie.

From the wiki on him:

O'Donnell is a self-described political conservative, and Bungie coworkers described him as the most right-leaning employee at the company.[9]

Of course, it could just be that his ego got the better of him...but I can't help but wonder if the homo army has claimed another scalp.

Posted by: GMan at April 16, 2014 06:37 AM (72RL7)

51 And you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap. ----------------- Absolutely not. If they go Christie or Jeb they'll just free up an hour for me in November 2016.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 06:37 AM (ojnk6)

52 Hate to burst your bubble... Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:33 AM (HLprW) Admittedly, Biden is the Let It Burn candidate. Can you imagine him in charge? Because it would actually be no one in charge, the bureaucracy would be entirely, literally - and not just Joe Biden literally - out of control. And that is why you won't vote for him over Chris Christie (who won't be the candidate anyway).

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:37 AM (4+AaH)

53 anyway it must be nice being so certain of your souls path.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2014 06:37 AM (nqBYe)

54 41 With her flawless track record of FAIL Sebeilus is a shoo in for the Senate. Run Pruneface, Run! Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 10:35 AM (xWW96) Cruella de Ville for Senate - Because America Needs Dog Eaters inTwo Branches of Geoverment!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:38 AM (HsTG8)

55

The only thing that worries me with Walker is the John Doe Democrat prosecutors.  That shit just seems anti-American, but he seems to live with it. 

 

Other than that, I'm ready to pull the lever right now.

Posted by: MTF at April 16, 2014 06:38 AM (LISuA)

56 Asked whether the Ukrainian soldiers had defected and how they wound up in Slavyansk. Best answer I got was "It's a long story." --- Dammit, Winger and Ziskey went for a joy-ride again, didn't they?

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at April 16, 2014 06:38 AM (APuJ7)

57 Notice: If Fat Bastard Rino is the nominee, I will fucking stay home on election day. Thats a promise, and I won't be alone.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 06:38 AM (xWW96)

58 Bloomberg For Heaven? DENIED.

Posted by: God at April 16, 2014 06:38 AM (oFCZn)

59

Once upon a time I was qualified to drive the old Army APCs, the ones we had before  the Bradleys came along.

 

They were fun to drive, although I rarely got to do so.  And I always thought the Russian  APCs  were way cooler than ours.   

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (TOk1P)

60 Values Voters Straw Poll?  ABC?  I throw the BS flag.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (T2V/1)

61 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 10:36 AM (PYAXX) Considering the theme of his argument is "shut up and do what you're told", I'm guessing he's not really interested in listening or explaining.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (HLprW)

62 I think it was CNN's reporter yesterday that said a lot of the pro Russian demonstrators were clearly drunk. --- I've told people for years that the biggest exports from Russia are alcoholism and despair.

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (APuJ7)

63 After the debacle of Obamacare would there be enough support for Sebelius (I know the Dems will vote for her) to actually win a Senate seat from KS? If so, that would be a sad, sad commentary on the state of the electorate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (XyM/Y)

64

An intergalactic kegger?  We frown on that.

Posted by: Zed at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (BAS5M)

65 And I will not vote for Chris Christie. Or Jeb Bush. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 16, 2014 10:35 AM (9f7ZN) Jeb Bush was not on the list. And if you are not part of the solution....

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:39 AM (4+AaH)

66

"I was pretty interested in Pence in 2011 because I think he has the ability to unite significant parts of the traditional GOP 3 legged coalition."

 

THIS.  This is what we need.  While the SoCons can't win it alone, what the FisCon/social libertarian types forget is that neither can *they*.  Hang together or we'll all hang separately.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 16, 2014 06:40 AM (YYJjz)

67

Sometimes I read the krautish press to get better intel on Ukraine.  Other times I read it because if Heidi Klum walks around topless on a beach they're going to print it:

 

http://bit.ly/1gAM8SL

 

I already said topless, so the N/SFW call is up to you.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 16, 2014 06:40 AM (JtwS4)

68 Hmmm.... on Bloomberg... Isn't PRIDE one of the 7 deadly sins?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2014 06:40 AM (84gbM)

69 Considering the theme of his argument is "shut up and do what you're told", I'm guessing he's not really interested in listening or explaining. --- The Springfield "Do What We Tell You" Festival, which was started by German immigrants in 1945...

Posted by: Kent Brockman at April 16, 2014 06:40 AM (APuJ7)

70 Still not clear what happened. The reports make it ook like Ukraine sent some troops in to clear out Russian separatists -- and a crowd of pro-Russian civilians surrounded the Ukrainian APCs and then ... the Ukrainians surrendered their vehicles and weapons. I'm guessing there's more to the story.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:41 AM (ZPrif)

71 I can't say for certain I won't vote if Christie is the nominee. I may vote donk depending who he's up against, lesser of two evils and all that.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 16, 2014 06:42 AM (W7ffl)

72 but I can't help but wonder if the homo army has claimed another scalp. You wouldn't have to wonder- they'd be crowing it from the roof-tops. It *could* still be political disagreement, but I doubt over gay issues. It's more likely that it's some kind of power-play within the company. They've made a decided shift away from Halo with their new game (Destiny- which looks awesome, btw), in that it almost *requires* on-line play (like Titanfall, only moreso, I've heard). My understanding (and it's limited, 3rd-or-4th-hand knowledge) is that he wasn't completely on-board with that; believing that console games should have a fulfilling game experience that doesn't require shucking out an extra $10/mo to the console manufacturer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:42 AM (PYAXX)

73 Some folks have their undies in a wad because Bubba Watson ate after winning the Masters at a Waffle House?

Whatever for?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™


1) Some people who are perpetually unhappy will try to make everyone unhappy.

2) Some people who feel guilt for their behavior will search for new ways to be moral. (believing in global warming, recycling, shopping at "politically correct" places, eating healthy, etc)  They will then judge others according to their new,  made-up,  moral code and attack those who stray from it.

3) Some people are fucking insane.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:42 AM (MNq6o)

74

I'm joining the chorus that says if Christie or a Christie-type is the nominee, I'm staying home.

 

That doesn't make me part of the problem.  The GOP is the problem for  trying to bully me out of my vote instead of trying to win it from me.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 06:43 AM (PFy0L)

75 And if you are not part of the solution.... Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 10:39 AM (4+AaH) -------------- Been there and done that twice. I even have the t-shirts. Never again. I'll stay home.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 06:43 AM (ojnk6)

76 And that is why you won't vote for him over Chris Christie (who won't be the candidate anyway). Your comment presumes I'll vote if Christie gets the nod. I might vote Republican. I'll never vote donk.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:43 AM (HLprW)

77 My understanding (and it's limited, 3rd-or-4th-hand knowledge) is that he wasn't completely on-board with that; believing that console games should have a fulfilling game experience that doesn't require shucking out an extra $10/mo to the console manufacturer.

Yeah, like I said it was total speculation.  But damn, he was good with the music.  All the way back to Myth.

Posted by: GMan at April 16, 2014 06:44 AM (72RL7)

78 If Sebelius runs for U.S. Senate, she will be hurt by the fact that she is now out of the closet with her leftwing moonbat views. However, if Pat Roberts loses the GOP primary to Milton Wolf (and I don't see much chance of it happening), then the Republican establishment will support Sebelius. Kansas is not a deep red state, and never has been. Kansas Republicans like themselves some big government. Republican "leaders" in the state still insist that Bob Dole was conservative.

Posted by: Furious George at April 16, 2014 06:44 AM (yFb77)

79 73 Some folks have their undies in a wad because Bubba Watson ate after winning the Masters at a Waffle House? Whatever for? --- Because it wasn't fried chicken and collared greens?

Posted by: Fuzzy Zoeller at April 16, 2014 06:44 AM (APuJ7)

80 I might vote Republican. I'll never vote donk.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:43 AM (HLprW)

 

I hear that.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 06:44 AM (2jF2B)

81 From the Aleinu (uncensored version), a Jewish prayer said three times each day:

"For they worship vanity and emptiness,
And pray to a God who cannot save...."

Hey Mike, this applies to you.

Be careful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 06:44 AM (QFxY5)

82

68 -

 

The funny thing about gluttony too, is that  people like Bloomberg think drinking over 16 oz. of soda is gluttony, but he  probably wouldn't be caught dead  wearing  last year's  tie, or one that wasn't made from the finest silks. 

 

Perhaps he should re-read his  Bible. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2014 06:45 AM (TOk1P)

83 Notice: If Fat Bastard Rino is the nominee, I will fucking stay home on election day. Thats a promise, and I won't be alone. Ditto for Jeb, too. I'm having a hard time adjusting to the reality that I have no representation anymore, that there is no one in DC who shares my simple values.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 06:45 AM (0HooB)

84 Dammit, Winger and Ziskey went for a joy-ride again, didn't they?

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at April 16, 2014 10:38 AM (APuJ7)



They're pussies!!!

Posted by: Ziskey at April 16, 2014 06:45 AM (GQ8sn)

85 Today, after the horrible shooting at (insert wherever here) it is time to reach across the aisle and work to renew the ban on these military style assault weapons.

Posted by: President Chris Christie at April 16, 2014 06:46 AM (Aif/5)

86 Huge gathering in Yemen. Biggest open gathering of AQ since pre 9-11. Maybe they just didn't get the memo from Obama about how they were decimated and on the run. State dept should tweet them. Fox News Video ‏@foxnewsvideo Brazen #AlQaeda meeting a signal of growing confidence? @AmericaNewsroom @marthamaccallum | http://fxn.ws/1mcPDU1

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:46 AM (ZPrif)

87 Some folks have their undies in a wad because Bubba Watson ate after winning the Masters at a Waffle House? If your name is Bubba and you are in Georgia off of I-20, you have to eat at Waffle House. It's the law.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:46 AM (4+AaH)

88 Urgh. Heidi needs to eat a cheeseburger or two. So long as there are ethnic Russians in the Ukrainian army the chances of defection or downright treason are high. They just can't trust them. I doubt the Ukrainian troops have much stomach for fighting the locals, whom they probably know personally.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 06:46 AM (RD7QR)

89 If your name is Bubba and you are in Georgia off of I-20, you have to eat at Waffle House. It's the law. I don't know that this is true. The problem is that I don't know that it *isn't*.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:47 AM (PYAXX)

90 I've told people for years that the biggest exports from Russia are alcoholism and despair. Posted by: Norm MacDonald

And dashboard cam car crash videos.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:47 AM (MNq6o)

91 You wouldn't have to wonder- they'd be crowing it from the roof-tops.

It *could* still be political disagreement, but I doubt over gay issues.

It's more likely that it's some kind of power-play within the company. They've made a decided shift away from Halo with their new game (Destiny- which looks awesome, btw), in that it almost *requires* on-line play (like Titanfall, only moreso, I've heard).

My understanding (and it's limited, 3rd-or-4th-hand knowledge) is that he wasn't completely on-board with that; believing that console games should have a fulfilling game experience that doesn't require shucking out an extra $10/mo to the console manufacturer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 10:42 AM (PYAXX)



Some good work on the first Halo game for Xbox.  I remember hearing it for the first time at Target and wondering who was playing Gregorian monk chants.



My son, who was 4 at the time, beat the game on easy.



Posted by: EC at April 16, 2014 06:47 AM (GQ8sn)

92 In Soviet Ukraine, track throw you.

Posted by: Hobo Haute Couture at April 16, 2014 06:48 AM (D46MP)

93 Perhaps he should re-read his Bible. Posted by: BurtTC

I doubt he's ever cracked it open.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:48 AM (MNq6o)

94 Not to get all doctrinal/theoretical, but I'm pretty sure that doubting "if there is a God" is a no-no for getting into heaven.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 16, 2014 06:49 AM (FWwQD)

95 Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2014 10:45 AM (TOk1P) Someone needs to remind the half-wit halfling that gluttony is the opposite of moderation/prudence. It is *not* "over eating."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:49 AM (PYAXX)

96 Isn't PRIDE one of the 7 deadly sins? Posted by: Romeo13 ________________ h8r. Sin is being out of alignment with my own values.

Posted by: Bloomberg & Obama at April 16, 2014 06:49 AM (yFb77)

97 Fuck you God; I'm comin' in.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomie at April 16, 2014 06:49 AM (aA2hG)

98 BTW, I am thinking a Walker/Haley ticket would be pretty good, and should be pretty damn competitive.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 06:49 AM (4+AaH)

99 Here's the thing regrading Waffle House - my left-wing, fine arts major and chronically underemployed stepdaughter loves, loves, loves the place. Not the world's greatest food, but it is damn tough to mess up breakfast. Love their covered hash browns and pecan waffle, myself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:50 AM (HsTG8)

100 Fuck you God; I'm comin' in.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomie at April 16, 2014 10:49 AM (aA2hG)



ORLY?



Posted by: God at April 16, 2014 06:50 AM (GQ8sn)

101 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:50 AM (HLprW)

102 Some folks have their undies in a wad because Bubba Watson ate after winning the Masters at a Waffle House?

They're on a Think[sic]Progress boycott list.  The CEO donated to a PAC (I can't remember which one) they don't like.

Posted by: HR at April 16, 2014 06:50 AM (ZKzrr)

103 Hey, St. Peter, go get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: Bloomie at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (ZPrif)

104 I am thinking a Walker/Haley ticket would be pretty good, and should be pretty damn competitive. I'd vote for that one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (PYAXX)

105 I'm waiting to see if Nanny Bloomberg can buy his way into Heaven. I have a doubt. Maybe he can bribe Satan into alternating holes now and again.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (xWW96)

106 So Kaboom was actually a Soviet product designed to undercut American youth?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (oFCZn)

107 They're on a Think[sic]Progress boycott list.... Posted by: HR at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (ZKzrr) ISWYDT. Though it's a good point. Should we start calling them "EmoteProgress?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (PYAXX)

108 90 I've told people for years that the biggest exports from Russia are alcoholism and despair. Posted by: Norm MacDonald And dashboard cam car crash videos. Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 10:47 AM (MNq6o) And hot, crazy brides who yell at you between steamy sex orgies.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 06:51 AM (RD7QR)

109 101 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (HLprW) LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (HsTG8)

110 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 10:42 AM (PYAXX) Seems odd to let a composer go for that though. But I guess you want someone whose onboard 100% in every role though. Plus doesn't PS4 still allow basic online play for free? At least the PC does. I've always figured if you got a console you knew online play was going to cost you a few extra $$/month, that's just part of the bargain. And that goes doubly so for a game like destiny (but perhaps they need to make it clear online play is required.) This contrasts though with a purely single player game, where an online requirement is just stupid. (I'm looking at you EA, and also StarCraft single player campaign.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (HDwDg)

111 tramp stamp is a nice touch, too @maxseddon Ladies on the barricades at Slavyansk. Note the heels. pic.twitter.com/6We7VdRALI

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (ZPrif)

112 If Cruz isn't on the ticket I'll stay home and watch it burn.

Posted by: Beyond Disgusted at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (thLL8)

113 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded. He'd have to bend down.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (PYAXX)

114 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 10:46 AM (ZPrif)
-----------
AQ is resurgent, GM is a clusterfuck of epic proportions, and the JEF is on the run. About sums it up, don't you think?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 16, 2014 06:52 AM (sPO/s)

115 101 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (HLprW) I'm picturing old school Terry Taylor 5-Arm.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 06:53 AM (da5Wo)

116 I can't imagine a less self-aware person than Michael Bloomberg. What kind of person believes himself that righteous? That man is dangerous.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 16, 2014 06:53 AM (gznAu)

117 They're on a Think[sic]Progress boycott list. The CEO donated to a PAC (I can't remember which one) they don't like. --- The fuck do they expect? Waffle House is primarily operating in the Gulf South, which is pretty damn conservative. This is like getting upset that a company based in San Francisco is to the left of Stalin.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 06:53 AM (APuJ7)

118 Whoah, not so fast there Nanny Boy.

Posted by: St. Peter at April 16, 2014 06:54 AM (HLprW)

119 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 16, 2014 10:52 AM (HDwDg) Well, there's "Let go" and there's "Let go." Who knows which this is. It's also possible it's just a change of musical direction for future releases. Like I said, mine is limited, 3rd-or-4th hand hearsay.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 06:54 AM (PYAXX)

120 Perhaps it would serve mayor bloomberg well to read up on what God Himself says about living with Him eternally. Instead of making up his own criteria. It really isn't that hard. All you have to do is open the Book and read it. Unless he deems himself the one who makes the rules?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 06:55 AM (oMKp3)

121 AQ is resurgent, ------ According to testimony before Congress covered by the weekly standard last week the administration may not even consider them to be AQ.

Posted by: Adam at April 16, 2014 06:55 AM (Aif/5)

122 115 101 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (HLprW) I'm picturing old school Terry Taylor 5-Arm. --- Stan Hansen's lariat comes to mind. Especially if ol' Stan isn't wearing his glasses, as usual. One of the more disturbing things I've seen in wrestling, this side of Sid Eudy's infamous turnbuckle jump, was Hansen accidentally breaking Vader's orbital socket and Vader's eye only being held in place because of all the swelling in the soft tissue around the eyes.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 06:55 AM (APuJ7)

123 Even of Bloomberg said, "I'm trusting God to forgive me my sins and allow me into heaven" it would be more acceptable IMO, but there is no trace of humility in the man. He made it. He built it and by gosh he'll storm into Heaven to get what he so obviously deserves. Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (XyM/Y)

124  101 I have a great image of St. Peter clotheslining Bloomberg as he tries to prance into heaven without getting carded.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (HLprW)

LOL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™

And then maybe cutting off Bloomberg's ear and yelling, "AND STAY THE FUCK OUT!" into it.  Cause I gotta admit,  if I saw that,  I'd laugh.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (MNq6o)

125 I bet Waffle House is fucking trembling in abject fear of Think[sic]Progress. You can probably smell the urine at the board meetings.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (HLprW)

126 The fuck do they expect? Waffle House is primarily operating in the Gulf South, which is pretty damn conservative.

This is like getting upset that a company based in San Francisco is to the left of Stalin.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 10:53 AM (APuJ7)



Stink Progress isn't very good at connecting the dots.  All their bitching has done is increased by appetite for Waffle House.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (pQf67)

127 Christie (yes, I said it, and you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap.) Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 10:30 AM (4+AaH) I will never vote for him.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (eAJwE)

128 Ditto on everything troyriser said about Mike Pence. I don't know about the name recognition thing but it strikes me that he's not very outgoing. If he had the charisma of say, Bill Clinton he'd be a shoe-in.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at April 16, 2014 06:56 AM (/8qpd)

129 *my* appetite

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2014 06:57 AM (pQf67)

130 The funny thing about gluttony too, is that people like Bloomberg think drinking over 16 oz. of soda is gluttony, but he probably wouldn't be caught dead wearing last year's tie, or one that wasn't made from the finest silks.

It's the same basic impulse as rich proggs hating people being able to buy new clothes at WalMart instead of wearing their castoffs.  Only people of means should be allowed any sort of pleasure in this life. 

Fuck those fucking fucks.

Posted by: HR at April 16, 2014 06:57 AM (ZKzrr)

131 One funny bit in the article is where Bloomie is bragging that people love him all over the country. His evidence is that people shout encouragement too him from cabs all the time. If you are walking along, and people are shouting stuff at you from cabs ... you still are in Manhattan, dipshit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 06:57 AM (ZPrif)

132 Heidi Klum was an important addition to my day, regardless of whether she needs a cheeseburger or not,  and I just want to say thanks.

Posted by: MTF at April 16, 2014 06:58 AM (LISuA)

133 I'm sensing a lot of pushback for Fat RINO Bastard.  That should send Rove into the full tilt Jebby embrace.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2014 06:58 AM (pQf67)

134 There is a Waffle House less than a mile from my house. Never been inside. Maybe I will try it. Always a lot of cars in the parking lot.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (xWW96)

135 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 10:54 AM (PYAXX) Dunno. The guys tweet includes "without cause" which seems to be less than amicable. Having said that if "future direction" were a thing I'd have negotiated him to step aside after the release. The timing is weird. But I'm guessing less so "politics" than "internal politics."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (HDwDg)

136 "Notice: If Fat Bastard Rino is the nominee, I will fucking stay home on election day. Thats a promise, and I won't be alone." "Ditto for Jeb, too. " "If Cruz isn't on the ticket I'll stay home and watch it burn." When the time comes, I'll contribute to, knock on doors and make phone calls for, and argue and promote whoever looks like the best person for the job in the primaries. But when the primaries are done and a winner emerges, I'll put all the other shit behind me and try to get that winner elected over the democrat. Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old.

Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (u2a4R)

137 the administration may not even consider them to be AQ.
-------------
Oh gee. I don't know. They only call themselves Al Queda in the Arabian Peninsula. AQAP. How much more of a clue does this administration need? A jihadi waltzing up to the JEF and beating him over the head with a Big Foam Clue Bat (TM)?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (sPO/s)

138 If you are walking along, and people are shouting stuff at you from cabs ... you still are in Manhattan, dipshit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 10:57 AM (ZPrif)


LOL!

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (MNq6o)

139 Stan Hansen's lariat comes to mind. Especially if ol' Stan isn't wearing his glasses, as usual. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 10:55 AM (APuJ7) Oooo...good choice. How bout a nice big Clothesline From Hell (hehehe) from JBL?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 06:59 AM (da5Wo)

140 Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old. Posted by: jwest

Ditto here.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:00 AM (MNq6o)

141 Right, the progtards are good at playing definitional games. So the huge gathering of AQ in Yemen, with hundreds waving the AQ flag, shouting AQ slogans ... Obama just defines them as not AQ. Problem solved.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:00 AM (ZPrif)

142 I've been saying Mike Pence for Prez for a long time..  he'd be perfect.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 16, 2014 07:00 AM (Z7PrM)

143 Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old. Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (u2a4R) *reposted without comment*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 07:00 AM (da5Wo)

144 Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old.

Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (u2a4R)

Actually......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:01 AM (QFxY5)

145 Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old.

Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (u2a4R)

True, but I'm not in the mood to describe you more fully. I will leave that to others.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 07:01 AM (xWW96)

146 So with the South Korea thing -- any chance the Norks did this? Capsized incredibly quickly.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (ZPrif)

147 I don't know much about Pence so I assume if he decides to run we will get a puff biography by a semi-conservative writer and/or a glowing profile in National Review. Then we'll know he's in the running.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (RD7QR)

148 There is a Waffle House less than a mile from my house. Never been inside. Maybe I will try it. Always a lot of cars in the parking lot. Posted by: maddogg

I've been to good ones,  I've been to bad ones.  One of the bad ones had bacon that tasted like... fish.  No fish on the menu.  At all.  Don't know how that happens.  Not sure I want to know how that happens.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (MNq6o)

149 Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (xWW96) Been years since I've been there, but their chocolate pie was pretty good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (PYAXX)

150 I think that you should be able to play games without having to be online connected to strangers. Maybe some people prefer that. It annoys me that a lot of phone apps are moving to where you have to play against random other people. My son has a great trivia game I would love to play, but won't because I don't want to play against "Stalin's Ghost" or "Beezlebubs Buddy". And get off my lawn.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (RZ8pf)

151 Oh look, the troll managed to chip the crust off of his keyboard.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:02 AM (HLprW)

152 Oooo...good choice. How bout a nice big Clothesline From Hell (hehehe) from JBL? --- JBL would have a better plan than a clothesline against Bloomberg, especially given his personal politics. There's an infamous story out there about one particular wrestler, which Raven says was Jerry Lawler's son Brian Christopher, being tied up by Bradshaw and threatened anally with a bottle of baby oil.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 07:03 AM (APuJ7)

153 If you like your country, you can keep your country. Just change the name.

Posted by: Czar Putin at April 16, 2014 07:03 AM (0FSuD)

154 Not sure I want to know how that happens.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 11:02 AM (MNq6o)

I can tell you exactly how that happens.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 16, 2014 07:03 AM (QFxY5)

155 hristie (yes, I said it, and you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap.) Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 10:30 AM (4+AaH) I will never vote for him. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 16, 2014 10:56 AM (eAJwE) Didn't you read what I wrote? I said "shut it" with that! Anyway, I know Instapundit is not like king of the Conservatives, but he noted yesterday, if you are talking worse about people on your side than you are the people on the other side, you are doing it wrong. For all the doom, despair, and agony on me, the GOP has what should be a very strong bench of potential candidates for 2016, and the hand of the Dems looks pretty weak. What does it say that Hillary! and Biden are their front runners at this point? If either of them stroke out (again), who do they have? Cuomo? O'Malley? Warren FFS?!?!?

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:04 AM (4+AaH)

156 146 So with the South Korea thing -- any chance the Norks did this? Capsized incredibly quickly. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 11:02 AM (ZPrif) Always possible since those fuckers are just evil, but mechanical failure/pilot error/overloading is usually the explanation.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 07:04 AM (RD7QR)

157 Great. Now I want waffles and bacon.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:05 AM (oMKp3)

158 Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old. Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (u2a4R) ----------- No, but sounds like you're a reliable GOPe stooge who the Roves of the world count on.....to help lose election after election.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 07:05 AM (ojnk6)

159 Funny (or not) that every single male commenter who saw the "three-legged" GOP stool comment either thought:  1) "That third leg is MY cock!", 2) "That third leg is KOCH!", or 3) Some other reference to the male member.


Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 07:05 AM (TM1p8)

160 when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. Pride goeth before the fall, Bloomie.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:06 AM (7ObY1)

161 Rove is actually the only one to win an election in the past 20 years.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (ZPrif)

162 I can tell you exactly how that happens.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke

URP! *splash*




*spit*

*spit*




*spit*



Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (MNq6o)

163 Anyway, I know Instapundit is not like king of the Conservatives, but he noted yesterday, if you are talking worse about people on your side than you are the people on the other side, you are doing it wrong. That's the thing - candidates like JEB and Christie aren't "on my side". And strawmen aside, I haven't seen anyone here say anything about those two that's worse than what I see Morons post about any donk.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (HLprW)

164 JBL would have a better plan than a clothesline against Bloomberg, especially given his personal politics. There's an infamous story out there about one particular wrestler, which Raven says was Jerry Lawler's son Brian Christopher, being tied up by Bradshaw and threatened anally with a bottle of baby oil. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 11:03 AM (APuJ7) There are some horrific stories floating around out there about the wrestling industry. Benoit raping some dude with a banana. There was a huge story about one of the guys in charge of Smackdown extracting sexual favors from the male and female wrestlers. You want to good matches? You want to be part of quality arcs that will get you headlined at PPVs? Well then...you know what to do. It was, apparently, really really bad. It took the Undertaker going to McMahon and saying "Either this stops or I'm out the door and going public" to end it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (da5Wo)

165 There is a Waffle House less than a mile from my house. Never been inside. Maybe I will try it. Always a lot of cars in the parking lot. Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (xWW96) Remember these words: Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (4+AaH)

166 Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (sPO/s) Here's the link. http://tinyurl.com/kcz9rbr I don't have a link for this but I think after Fallujah and Ramadi fell to people identifying as AQ a State Dept. spokeswoman actually said something along the lines of "these people aren't really AQ". Okay then.

Posted by: Adam at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (Aif/5)

167 Sheesh! DM has really gotten into animal snuff video/pixs. Today they have a hippo vs. croc gang fight. Unfortunately, the crocs on.

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 16, 2014 07:07 AM (8c12T)

168 That's the thing - candidates like JEB and Christie aren't "on my side". I keep saying the same thing. My side is freedom and liberty. Neither of our two parties is on my side.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:08 AM (7ObY1)

169 Obama just defines them as not AQ. Problem solved. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 11:00 AM (ZPrif) Well, to be perfectly clear, they're not Al Qaeda-Al Qaeda!

Posted by: Whoopsie Goldberg at April 16, 2014 07:08 AM (o3MSL)

170 Last time a non-Rove Repub won the White House was 1988. 26 years ago.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:08 AM (ZPrif)

171 Rove is actually the only one to win an election in the past 20 years. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 11:07 AM (ZPrif) ------------ Presidents Romney and McCain agree with you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 07:08 AM (ojnk6)

172 Just got back from New York. De Blasio is doing an excellent job of finishing turning it into a craphole of epic proportions, the job Bloomberg giddily started. Yeah, great idea, Bloomberg, take one of the busiest traffic cities and halve the number of lanes on the roads for pedestrian plazas and huge banks of citi bikes that sit there unused. then De Blasio can come along and close more lanes for infrastructure work, oh and Obama can help too by swooping into town randomly and closely whole blocks of streets.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 07:09 AM (RZ8pf)

173 It was, apparently, really really bad. It took the Undertaker going to McMahon and saying "Either this stops or I'm out the door and going public" to end it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 11:07 AM (da5Wo)

 

I haven't liked wrestling since Dick The Bruiser (pbuh) passed away.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 07:10 AM (2jF2B)

174 I've told people for years that the biggest exports from Russia are alcoholism and despair. Posted by: Norm MacDonald And dashboard cam car crash videos. Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 10:47 AM (MNq6o) And most importantly, strippers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2014 07:10 AM (TIIx5)

175 Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 11:09 AM (RZ8pf) Have you considered leaving the various coasts behind .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 16, 2014 07:10 AM (HDwDg)

176 I'm with you, Michael! Let's follow Teddy in! He must know where the best restaurants are!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 16, 2014 07:11 AM (/AHDz)

177 Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 11:09 AM (RZ8pf) Did you manage to escape with your sanity intact?

Posted by: Whoopsie Goldberg at April 16, 2014 07:11 AM (o3MSL)

178 Presidents Romney and McCain agree with you. -- What are you talking about? Rove didn't run either of their campaigns. Rove ran both of W's campaigns. Which he won.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:12 AM (ZPrif)

179 And the real reason for this entire post: A Ukrainian armored personnel carrier doing donuts.

You should see it when an M-1 Abrams does it.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:12 AM (6T8Ay)

180 I am going to Iceland. That will be a reprieve of sorts I guess. Except for the music...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 07:12 AM (RZ8pf)

181 when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. As if he's still calling the shots. Mr. Bloomberg : Fall on your knees and acknowledge your sins, repent, and turn to the only One who can save you from an eternity without joy, or love, or peace, or fellowship, or goodness. You can not do it by yourself. You are not big enough. Now, while there is still time. You do not know what tomorrow brings. Only God knows, and he is the one in control. Not you. Not anymore.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:13 AM (oMKp3)

182 Voting for Jeb over Hillary is like voting for the neighbor who beats you up once a week instead of the one who beats you up twice a week. Yeah, it's better, but you are not dealing with the real problem.

Posted by: eman at April 16, 2014 07:13 AM (AO9UG)

183 When Bloomberg gets to "heaven", the angels can't wait until he follows the "This Way to the Egress" sign.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2014 07:13 AM (VndSC)

184 183 When Bloomberg gets to "heaven", the angels can't wait until he follows the "This Way to the Egress" sign. --- See the Fiji Mermaid, Bloomie.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 07:13 AM (APuJ7)

185 180 I am going to Iceland. That will be a reprieve of sorts I guess. Except for the music... I'd love to go to Iceland. Sigur Ros is a great Icelandic band. Not for everyone though. But you can almost here the vast, forbidding yet beautiful landscape in their music.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:13 AM (7ObY1)

186

His evidence is that people shout encouragement too him from cabs all the time.

*****

 

Yeah, encouragement, that's what they're yelling.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (lHb9q)

187 180 I am going to Iceland. That will be a reprieve of sorts I guess. Except for the music... Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 11:12 AM (RZ8pf) Well, that and the bleak landscape. (I keed. Always wanted to go to Reykjavik just to say I did.)

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (RD7QR)

188 104 I am thinking a Walker/Haley ticket would be pretty good, and should be pretty damn competitive. I'd vote for that one. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 16, 2014 10:51 AM (PYAXX) I would also, but it's too gimmicky. Besides all anyone would talk about are Nikki's tits. I like Walker/ Perry or Pence.

Posted by: Czar Putin at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (0FSuD)

189 Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 10:30 AM (4+AaH) Ugh. Mitch Daniels would never have been a good candidate. 1) He's shorter than AtC. (Sorry, AtC but on the upside there's someone you can throat punch without a highchair) 2) He looks like a beta male (not a total disqualifier look at TFG) but, more important- 3) He acted like a total beta male betrayed by his wife - that isn't a redemption story. That's the story of a guy with no self-respect. And he would've been the laughingstock of the late night crew. So, like we're constantly told to move on over Palin, a far better candidate, let's move past Daniels.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (0cMkb)

190 The last person who tried to cut in line in Heaven was Lucifer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (oFCZn)

191 I did manage to escape sanely. And except for one comment about the glorious celebration of Obama's ascension to the throne my ultra liberal friends did not talk politics or insult conservatives at all. 'twas a miracle, that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (RZ8pf)

192 If it wasn't for Russian strippers, the Soprano crew would have had to work a lot harder to get goomars.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (7ObY1)

193 Remember these words: Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked. And that's just the vomit!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (xorT2)

194 Except for the music... Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle

Always making with the haha. *blows snot out of one nostril onto sidewalk*

Posted by: Bjork at April 16, 2014 07:14 AM (MNq6o)

195 178 Romney and McCain were both picks of Whiteboard Rove. No, he didn't manage their campaigns, but they were his stated choices, as was Christie until his bridge troubles. Now, Rove is on to Jeb. No. Fucking. Way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (ojnk6)

196 186 His evidence is that people shout encouragement too him from cabs all the time. ***** Yeah, encouragement, that's what they're yelling. --- I think he's convinced that all those torches they're carrying are because they want to see more of what he's doing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (APuJ7)

197 BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I can't WAIT to get my hands on that guy Bloomberg!

Posted by: Old Scratch at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (/AHDz)

198 It was, apparently, really really bad. It took the Undertaker going to McMahon and saying "Either this stops or I'm out the door and going public" to end it.  Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 11:07 AM (da5Wo)

You seem to know a lot about the inner workings of WWE.

::: raised eyebrow :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (JpC1K)

199 Hey Mr. Mayor, I encourage you to stick this Big Gulp up your ass.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (lHb9q)

200 Ever since I read The Hardy Boys book where they went to Iceland, I've wanted to go there.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:15 AM (7ObY1)

201 And most importantly, strippers. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2014 11:10 AM (TIIx5) You need to meet my chrome removal girls.

Posted by: Czar Putin at April 16, 2014 07:16 AM (0FSuD)

202 For Prez, I like Cruz Perry Walker 2nd tier Pence Paul I'm sure I'll get: Jeb Rubio Christie

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2014 07:16 AM (0cMkb)

203 I would also, but it's too gimmicky. Besides all anyone would talk about are Nikki's tits. I'd much prefer to talk about her tits rather than how the country's going to hell in a handbasket.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 07:16 AM (0HooB)

204 Hey Mikey, I encourage you to go sit on a cactus!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:16 AM (lHb9q)

205 So, not sure what has happened to Rove since the W campaigns, but he at least learned at the knee of Lee Atwater. Well, they really grew up together, it wasn't really mentor-mentee. Rove got the math of 270 and put it together. That means it was always a near run thing. Going for that near run thing and not making it is inexcusable. As someone (whose name must not be spoken) posted somewhere else (which similarly must not be named), need to go for the 300s. Then you have some margin for error. But as in earlier in this thread, Lee Atwater knew how to damage the other guy's brand. And promote his own. Think about this - Atwater did a guest appearance playing in the band on Letterman.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (4+AaH)

206 You seem to know a lot about the inner workings of WWE. ::: raised eyebrow ::: Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:15 AM (JpC1K) *shrug* I was a fan for a long time. Then they completely pussified the storylines and started charging $60 for a ppv event. I haven't watched more than a few minutes here or there in years.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (da5Wo)

207 My only sin is that I didn't fix all the fatties.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (/AHDz)

208 "6 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not
stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my
place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close."

Just as soon as I can thread this camel through the eye of this goddammed needle.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (XO6WW)

209 Wait there is a Hardy Boys book where they go to Iceland? I am going to have to read that one before my trip.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (RZ8pf)

210 The last person who tried to cut in line in Heaven was Lucifer. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Nicely played, sir.  Nicely played. *slow clap*

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (MNq6o)

211 You like Cruz
You'll take Pence
You'll get Bloomberg

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:17 AM (JpC1K)

212 You like Cruz
You'll take Pence
You'll get Bloomberg

O_o

I'm off for some Waffle Fries of Intolerance before they're outlawed. 

(I don't want to overexcite anyone, but the peach shakes are back.)

Posted by: HR at April 16, 2014 07:18 AM (ZKzrr)

213 You seem to know a lot about the inner workings of WWE. ::: raised eyebrow ::: Wait until you hear him wax poetic about the Jacksonville Roller Girls.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:18 AM (HLprW)

214 203 I would also, but it's too gimmicky. Besides all anyone would talk about are Nikki's tits. I'd much prefer to talk about her tits rather than how the country's going to hell in a handbasket. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2014 11:16 AM (0HooB) To be blunt, half the reason for Sarah Palin's popularity with Republicans was her obvious dedication to principles of limited government and the other half was her lovely hooters. Nothing wrong with that, so long as you've got the half that counts.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 07:19 AM (RD7QR)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:19 AM (QFxY5)

216 @215 Barrell

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:19 AM (0FSuD)

217 You can hate Rove all you want. But the fact is he's 2-0 and undefeated in the two presidential campaigns he ran. Rove was the campaign manager for W in 2000 and 2004. He was not the campaign manager for McCain or Romney. And, no, Rove isn't powerful enough to select candidates. No need to pretend he was some uber-powerful dude. The claim that Rove purposefully loses election is total BS. Provably BS since he won the two elections he actually ran and had maximum influence on.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 07:20 AM (ZPrif)

218 215

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:19 AM (QFxY5)

 

Well said.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2014 07:20 AM (LI48c)

219 her lovely hooters.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

I think that is a disgusting statement.

You completely ignored her lovely backside.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:20 AM (QFxY5)

220 I still would hope that Michael Bloomberg would lay aside this momentary burst of Xtianity and ponder a strong run for the Presidency in 2016. It is possible that our beloved Hillary Clinton might medically be unable to serve, and a candidate with the resources and force of will to drive America FORWARD! into a more progressive future will be needed for the greater good.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at April 16, 2014 07:20 AM (nyLnk)

221 You should see it when an M-1 Abrams does it.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:12 AM (6T8Ay)


Would love to see a video of that, but can't find one. 

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 07:20 AM (TM1p8)

222 Yeah Rove really called that Romney thing didn't he? Sure knows his stuff.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:21 AM (HLprW)

223 Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 11:19 AM (0FSuD)

Oh, HELL no.

I did nothing wrong. That was simply a preemptive closing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:21 AM (QFxY5)

224

"Aaaannnnddd let's see what Mr. Bloomberg has chosen behind door #3, Johnny..."

 

/Monty Hall (filling in for St. Peter)

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:21 AM (lHb9q)

225 Haley isn't a gimmick. She's a real Republican governor who has done good things. And she doesn't play the war on women game - she won in SC which really is an old boy's network. Walker, also not a gimmick. Wisconsin. Beat the effing unions. And he won his election AND his recall with zillions of progtard dollars spent against him. I say we go with winners.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:21 AM (4+AaH)

226 Would love to see a video of that, but can't find one.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 11:20 AM (TM1p

Check the security cams around Bannion's neighborhood.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:22 AM (QFxY5)

227 Mary is so much more entertaining and genuine than Gay Vest.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:22 AM (HLprW)

228

Rove won the two elections he actually ran by courting the people he and others now proceeds to insult and shit all over every chance that they get.

 

At running a campaign he might be decent (not great since they were both squeakers) but at picking who candidates should be and the methods to employ to win he fucking blows.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2014 07:22 AM (LI48c)

229 I say we go with winners.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 11:21 AM (4+AaH)

What a novel idea!

Posted by: Inside-The-Beltway Republicans at April 16, 2014 07:23 AM (QFxY5)

230 So, like we're constantly told to move on over Palin, a far better candidate, let's move past Daniels.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2014 11:14 AM (0cMkb)

 

Daniels' 'Let's call a truce on social issues' remark alienated me instantly. The Left, for its part, runs almost exclusively on 'social issues'. Concede that ground and you've lost the fight before it even starts.

 

A Daniels candidacy is a nonstarter, anyway. He balks at running for national office because he knows the press would be all over his wife. It's juicy stuff, and they wouldn't let it go. She'd be torn to ribbons. For what it's worth, I don't blame Daniels for making the decision not to run on that basis. He clearly loves his wife.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 07:23 AM (2jF2B)

231 221 You should see it when an M-1 Abrams does it. Jus' sayin' Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:12 AM (6T8Ay) There is a video somewhere of an M-1A charging a barrier in front of the Baghdad airport at about 40 MPH. It goes airborne over the barrier. I'll look for it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:23 AM (0FSuD)

232 You can hate Rove all you want. But the fact is he's 2-0 and undefeated in the two presidential campaigns he ran. Rove was the campaign manager for W in 2000 and 2004. He was not the campaign manager for McCain or Romney. And, no, Rove isn't powerful enough to select candidates. No need to pretend he was some uber-powerful dude. The claim that Rove purposefully loses election is total BS. Provably BS since he won the two elections he actually ran and had maximum influence on. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 11:20 AM (ZPrif) ------------ I can and do hate on Rove constantly as he is emblematic of what is wrong with the GOPe. He's right there along with McConnell, Boehner and Cantor in hating on Conservatives and promoting surrender monkeys. Fuck him.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 07:23 AM (ojnk6)

233 You completely ignored her lovely backside. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:20 AM (QFxY5) Voting for her gams.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:24 AM (4+AaH)

234 At this point,  I'd vote for Nixon's corpse over any democrat.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:24 AM (MNq6o)

235 True fun fact: There are plenty of "Republicans" who will not get any vote from me in '16. Christie and Bush top the list, but there are others. Not gonna be betrayed again, that's happened too many times already. If I don't get something like Palin / Cruz, it's off to libertarianland for me. Can anyone make a serious case that we would be worse off if we were in the 6th year of the Luap Nor or Gary Johnson administration, rather than where we are ? Ok, foreign policy might be just as bad, but at least we could look back on seeing the Federal Reserve get perpwalked, mass firings at IRS and EPA.... Not really buying that the Repubs are on my side at all, anymore.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2014 07:25 AM (QjJh7)

236 Rove managed two campaigns that narrowly beat AlGore and Horseface. There's winning and then there's not losing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2014 07:25 AM (da5Wo)

237 You should see it when an M-1 Abrams does it.  Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:12 AM (6T8Ay)

Would love to see a video of that, but can't find one. Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 11:20 AM (TM1p

I had one bookmarked but the link is dead now.  Pity.  But....that's also a good way to throw a track.  

And nothing sucks quite so much as remounting a tank track, with only human muscle power, in a 25 degree Kansas winter with -5 wind chills....in five inches of mud.

Did I mention that Kansas soil is composed of 10,000 years of buffalo shit?

It's speeeeeecial

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:26 AM (6T8Ay)

238 Walker, also not a gimmick. Wisconsin. Beat the effing unions. And he won his election AND his recall with zillions of progtard dollars spent against him. I say we go with winners. --- That understates what Walker did, too... Not only did he beat the unions, he balanced the state's budget and had so much money left over afterward that, IIRC, he gave massive tax rebates back to the people. Pretty good for a guy who took over a state that was in the red.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 16, 2014 07:26 AM (APuJ7)

239 There is a video somewhere of an M-1A charging a barrier in front of the Baghdad airport at about 40 MPH. It goes airborne over the barrier. I'll look for it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 11:23 AM (0FSuD)

 

****

 

Does the tank commander do a full layout no-hands 720 McTwist and stick the landing?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:26 AM (lHb9q)

240 Crispy knows how to fuck over his enemies, and as those people happen to be my enemies, I know to keep his counsel. Giuliani had this trait and would have been a hell of a tougher candidate than McCain if his last name hadn't ended with a vowel. Idealistic politics is done y'all, now it's tribal. If you're going to go Dem in 2016 because of Christie, at least infiltrate and sabotage their operations at every possible level.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2014 07:27 AM (Ec6wH)

241 Here is the thing about Cruz. No homo, but love the guy. As a Senator. We need people who get how to be a Senator in the Senate. We need to look to elected executives to be an elected executive. Look to the governors.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:27 AM (4+AaH)

242 Check the security cams around Bannion's neighborhood.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:22 AM (QFxY5)


I'll bet he has some good "home videos" from his time in. 

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 07:27 AM (TM1p8)

243 I'm not going to vote for a democrat. Especially the ones with an R after their name.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:27 AM (oMKp3)

244 Does thetank commanderdo a full layout no-hands 720 McTwist and stick the landing?  Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 11:26 AM (lHb9q)

No, but he does break three torsion bars! 

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:28 AM (6T8Ay)

245 Check the security cams around Bannion's neighborhood. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:22 AM (QFxY5) I'm picturing that video of the guy running over cars in a tank in- I think - San Diego?

Posted by: Mainah at April 16, 2014 07:29 AM (659DL)

246 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not
stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my
place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close.


Break over Bloomberg. Back on your head!

Posted by: obligatory [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2014 07:29 AM (5ikDv)

247 Despite the fact that Republicans still achieve Democrat results, I'm supposed to vote Republican jus' coz. When you keep rewarding that with your vote, what incentive do they have to change? Results matter.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:29 AM (HLprW)

248 Jeb Bush speaks Spanish and is married to a Hispanic woman. Instant winner!

Posted by: Karl Rove at April 16, 2014 07:30 AM (Aif/5)

249 Oooooh, its the mighty EU armed forces! Puh-leese. The idea that the EU is going to do anything except squeal like a pig stuck in a fence is downright laughable.

Posted by: HAL at April 16, 2014 07:31 AM (AIC5Z)

250 At this point, I'd vote for Nixon's corpse over any democrat.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 11:24 AM (MNq6o)


This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2014 07:31 AM (FMbng)

251 I suppose at some point I will have to go to the grocery store to get food for Easter dinner. There are real live people out there. Help. Me.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:31 AM (oMKp3)

252 Results matter. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 11:29 AM (HLprW) Absolutely. Christie is not my preferred candidate, and I truly believe no way he can win the primaries. But, I say that predemonizing within the party is a bad way to go - for the establishment types and the Tea Partiers and whatever other flavor you want to go with.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 07:32 AM (4+AaH)

253 Bloomberg should be asked how poor people get to heaven. Is it like a means tested pricing structure,or something with a Military Discount?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 07:32 AM (hDwVv)

254 I would vote for Nixon's rotting left nut before I would vote for Fat Bastard Zero sucking Rino.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 07:32 AM (xWW96)

255 241 Here is the thing about Cruz. No homo, but love the guy. As a Senator. We need people who get how to be a Senator in the Senate. We need to look to elected executives to be an elected executive. Look to the governors. Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 11:27 AM (4+AaH) Pretty much this. Maybe Cruz can be a Republican LBJ. Not passing huge legislation but someone with the stones to get other people to go along. I don't know. Hopefully he can. I think he's a non-starter in a presidential run. His wife is an executive at Goldman Sachs and the media will play that 24/7.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 16, 2014 07:33 AM (oFCZn)

256 Breaking! MealyBug Cyrus hospitalized. Severe allergic reaction to decorum.

Posted by: Baldy at April 16, 2014 07:33 AM (2bql3)

257 Is this Bannion?

http://tinyurl.com/n7moz64

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:33 AM (QFxY5)

258

Christie (yes, I said it, and you will vote for him over Biden or Hillary, so just shut it with the I will never vote for him crap.)

 

I don't have to vote at all if that fat fuck is the nominee.  But you keep telling yourself that the shit sandwich is rich and tasty.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (zF6Iw)

259 You can hate Rove all you want. But the fact is he's 2-0 and undefeated in the two presidential campaigns he ran. Rove cares about winning elections. Period. Once the guy in office is wearing a red GOP jersey, his job is done. He'd support Chuck Schumer if Schumer would put an R after his name. He has no interest in conservative principles, or any principles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (k53Mz)

260 Bloomberg should be asked how poor people get to heaven. Is it like a means tested pricing structure,or something with a Military Discount? Gov subsidies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (xorT2)

261 We need to look to elected executives to be an elected executive. Look to the governors. I sorta agree, but Cruz has the right idea about Constitutional government and its proper role in everyday life, which is to be nearly invisible and damned sure not to be feared in any way. Strictly speaking, we could do a lot worse than Pence or Perry or Walker. I'm sure that if Rove has any input, we will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (0HooB)

262 >>I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close. Funny, the story of the prodigal son demonstrates that you can work hard and do a lot but that doesn't automatically buy you rewards. Someone else decides what you deserve, buddy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (IdOTf)

263 Abrams tank in the mud. Don't try this at home. http://tinyurl.com/n7moz64

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:34 AM (0FSuD)

264 But, I say that predemonizing within the party is a bad way to go - for the establishment types and the Tea Partiers and whatever other flavor you want to go with. Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2014 11:32 AM (4+AaH) As I said, results matter. So do policy preferences. It's not "pre-demonizing" Christie to point out that his policy preferences are more closely aligned with the left than the right. Slapping an R next to your name doesn't automatically earn my vote. I've played that game for almost 30 years and I'm done with it. The results mattered.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:35 AM (HLprW)

265 Under the heading of news you won't hear about today comes a report of a state representative in Alabama comparing interracial marriage to "marrying a mule". He also doesn't approve of interracial adoption. Why won't you hear about these explosive comments. Maybe it's because the state rep is a Democrat. By the way, he approves of man-mule marriages "as long as they get along". http://bit.ly/1hJGemk

Posted by: MTF at April 16, 2014 07:35 AM (LISuA)

266 Is this Bannion? http://tinyurl.com/n7moz64
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:33 AM (QFxY5)

Memories dude.  

Thanks.  Srsly.

I got all choked up just listening to that engine spool up.   Those were good times.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:35 AM (6T8Ay)

267 Bloomberg should be asked how poor people get to heaven.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


"By voting for totalitarians,  silly peasant."   -Bloomberg

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 07:35 AM (MNq6o)

268

Crispy knows how to fuck over his enemies, and as those people happen to be my enemies, I know to keep his counsel. Giuliani had this trait and would have been a hell of a tougher candidate than McCain if his last name hadn't ended with a vowel. 

 

--------

 

Yeah, and the thing is, as a conservative I happen to be one of Christie's enemies.  So why would I vote for him?

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 07:36 AM (PFy0L)

269 Jeb Bush speaks Spanish and is married to a Hispanic woman. Instant winner! Posted by: Karl Rove at April 16, 2014 11:30 AM (Aif/5) Dude, wanna win this next cycle? Here's a hint: start courting the American vote for once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 07:37 AM (0HooB)

270 256 Breaking! MealyBug Cyrus hospitalized. Severe allergic reaction to decorum. Posted by: Baldy at April 16, 2014 11:33 AM (2bql3) Some people will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 07:37 AM (RD7QR)

271 On on the internet now. "How Jesus became our final atonement." Beautiful message from the Old and New Testaments from "Loving Grace Ministries""-Let's Talk About Jesus" 11;30-12:30 EST www.WFIL.com. Click on top right corner- See you all tomorrow maybe. Grace and peace be with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (XyM/Y)

272

Crispy knows how to fuck over his enemies

 

Other than shouting at teacher's unions in public forums how has he fucked over his enemies, that also happen to be your enemies?

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (LI48c)

273 250 At this point, I'd vote for Nixon's corpse over any democrat.


Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2014 11:24 AM (MNq6o)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2014 11:31 AM (FMbng)





Help us Zombie Reagan, you're our only hope!!  http://tinyurl.com/jwp5q3e

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (TM1p8)

274 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:35 AM (6T8Ay)

They seem to be enjoying themselves, and that engine sound is awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (QFxY5)

275 Giuliani had this trait and would have been a hell of a tougher candidate than McCain if his last name hadn't ended with a vowel.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2014 11:27 AM (Ec6wH)

 

Nobody cared that Guiliani was a greaseball wop.  Giuliani ran a terrible primary campaign and was one of the worst retail politicians I've ever seen--not a guy comfortable with pressing the flesh with the commoners and completely out of his element once he left the five boroughs.  Guiliani's loss to McCain had nothing whatsoever to do with ethnic bigotry. 

 

Personally, I wanted to vote for the guy but he just couldn't make the case.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (2jF2B)

276 @257 ha ha, I just posted the same video. Looks like they are at Ft Jackson, in Columbia, SC. Note mud and pine trees.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:38 AM (0FSuD)

277 If you keep rewarding liberals with your vote, why on Earth would they change? Party label is utterly irrelevant; look at the results.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:39 AM (HLprW)

278 By the way, he approves of man-mule marriages "as long as they get along". --- It is "interspecies erotica", fucko!

Posted by: The Sexy Stud at April 16, 2014 07:39 AM (APuJ7)

279 I'm a lifelong hoosier, Liberals hate Pence so that might be what you're seeing, right now though Mike has a 60% approval rating ( same as Mitch had when he left office) The only people who really hate Pence, probably hate Christians and "gun nuts" and what not. The Marxists of Bloomington as it were ( IU) Pence has lead the way in opposition to Common Core ( among Governors) and Haley and Jindal are close behind. They ( liberals) also like to claim he's unqualified to be Governor because he was a "talk radio host" Despite him serving in the House with distinction. Similar to Liberals ignoring Reagan's 8 year Governorship of CA by saying he was "just an Actor"

Posted by: midwestconservative at April 16, 2014 07:39 AM (NR3k2)

280 O/T  Chris Plante reporting via Reuters that the Obama admin is giving $100 million to Detroit to bail out their city employees' pension funds.  One day after paying my taxes, I love that I'm now also bailing out the Democrat-ruined city of Detroit. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2014 07:39 AM (tsGZY)

281 “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.” Must be nice to have such a high regard for yourself. Brings to mind a famous quote: Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -- C.S. Lewis

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2014 07:40 AM (k53Mz)

282 I got all choked up just listening to that engine spool up. Those were good times. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:35 AM (6T8Ay) Are those fuckers really that loud? Sounded like he was close to breaking the clutch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:40 AM (0FSuD)

283 The hubris of Bloomberg thinking he's doing God's work...it's rich and thick and creamy.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 16, 2014 07:41 AM (Ssscs)

284 Are those fuckers really that loud? Sounded like he was close to breaking the clutch. He blew the trans-axle and was just grinding metal.

Posted by: Cpl Dwayne Hicks at April 16, 2014 07:42 AM (HLprW)

285 They seem to be enjoying themselves, and that engine sound is awesome.  Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:38 AM (QFxY5)

Like I said, it's fun until you throw a track.  Then all of a sudden you want to beat the shit out of your driver.

People think tanks can go anywhere...and that's mostly true....as long as the angle of attack to an obstacle is exactly perpendicular.  Every degree you are off-center raises the possibility of bogging down.

Whoever the driver was never should have come around that curve that tight to the apex.  That was just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:42 AM (6T8Ay)

286

Bloomberg should be asked how poor people get to heaven.

****

 

Heaven works just like Aspen.  The poor people live in a trailer park in Basalt and only come into heaven during the day to change the linens.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:42 AM (lHb9q)

287 But when the primaries are done and a winner emerges, I'll put all the other shit behind me and try to get that winner elected over the democrat.

Because I'm not a whiney little bitch or a 4 year old.

 

Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 10:59 AM (u2a4R)

 

No, what you are is Rove's wet dream - a collaborationist GOPe supporter who'll vote for a steaming pile of dog shit as long as it has an "R" after its name.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2014 07:42 AM (zF6Iw)

288 I'm not sitting home on election day, I'm voting against the dem...period. I'm going to cancel out some ball sucking communist's vote. Why? Because I hate those motherfuckers more than any rino douchetool the GOP will run. My purpose is to kick some hipster douchbag's dick in the dirt by cancelling out his vote. Nothing else matters to me. I may not get my dream candidate, but I can vote against satan's spawn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2014 07:42 AM (FMbng)

289 257 Is this Bannion? http://tinyurl.com/n7moz64 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 11:33 AM (QFxY5) "Fly Like an E-6". LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:43 AM (oMKp3)

290 O/T Chris Plante reporting via Reuters that the Obama admin is giving $100 million to Detroit to bail out their city employees' pension funds. One day after paying my taxes, I love that I'm now also bailing out the Democrat-ruined city of Detroit. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2014 11:39 AM (tsGZY) Sounds like Obama's view of redistribution: Taking money from his political enemies and rewarding his friends.

Posted by: Mainah at April 16, 2014 07:43 AM (659DL)

291 "try courting the American vote for once" This^^^^^

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2014 07:43 AM (QjJh7)

292 Funny, the story of the prodigal son demonstrates that you can work hard and do a lot but that doesn't automatically buy you rewards. Someone else decides what you deserve, buddy. I always took a different lesson from that parable vis-a-vis divine grace being defined as a thing not necessarily earned. (Your summary...well, it kinda implies a pretty awful lesson...) And as for the man-mule marriage, that kinda figures, since Alvin Holmes has always been a right jackass.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 16, 2014 07:43 AM (rt3TY)

293 "God loves those who limit carbonated soft drinks and salt."

-- Michael Bloomberg

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2014 07:43 AM (tsGZY)

294 Are those fuckers really that loud? Sounded like he was close to breaking the clutch. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 11:40 AM (0FSuD)

No clutch.  All electronic.

That banging sound you were hearing was just him shifting into reverse and then back into forward gear.  You have to give it a second to "catch" before you take off again.  

If you think that tank is loud, then you should have heard the M-60 series.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:44 AM (6T8Ay)

295 209 Wait there is a Hardy Boys book where they go to Iceland? I am going to have to read that one before my trip. The Arctic Patrol Mystery But, great literature it ain't. I doubt the ghostwriter ever set foot in Iceland.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:45 AM (7ObY1)

296 Anyone who votes for a Republican is a traitor. Any Republican who gets elected is, by definition, a traitor to the TrueCon movement! TrueKaaaaaahn!

Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn! at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (ZPrif)

297 OK, I looked at that Lewis quote and initially saw, "Of all trannies..." I may have been hanging out here too much. Just a thought.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (rt3TY)

298 >>I always took a different lesson from that parable vis-a-vis divine grace being defined as a thing not necessarily earned. (Your summary...well, it kinda implies a pretty awful lesson...) Guess I phrased it poorly. I took the same lesson, and Bloomberg seems to think he's earned divine grace.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (IdOTf)

299 "No, what you are is Rove's wet dream - a collaborationist GOPe supporter who'll vote for a steaming pile of dog shit as long as it has an "R" after its name." He's a lefty troll. Caught him copy-pasting a ThinkProgress argument the other day.

Posted by: Cpl Dwayne Hicks at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (HLprW)

300 Bloomberg has a "trusted traveler" account so he can skip the TSA when entering the pearly gates.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (AaZet)

301 G-d loves those who use their enormous wealth to bully the less fortunate? That part must be missing from my Bible.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 07:46 AM (7ObY1)

302 I always took a different lesson from that parable vis-a-vis divine grace being defined as a thing not necessarily earned Not earned at all. Lavishly, extravagantly, over the top giddy Grace.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2014 07:47 AM (oMKp3)

303 Off Space Marine sock

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:47 AM (HLprW)

304 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:44 AM (6T8Ay) Doesn't one of our tanks have some sort of jet engine booster on the back? Or am I just dreaming again.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 16, 2014 07:47 AM (HDwDg)

305 Give 20 years a $6 million dollar ride, let em get stuck in the mud. Training the army way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:47 AM (0FSuD)

306 Doesn't one of our tanks have some sort of jet engine booster on the back? Or am I just dreaming again. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 16, 2014 11:47 AM (HDwDg) They are powered by jet turbines

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:48 AM (0FSuD)

307

Assuming the GOPe runs Jeb, Christie, Huntsman, Rubio or anybody of that ilk, I am not voting for anybody for president.  Here's why.

Imagine a President Jeb trying to pass a "bi-partisan" amnesty bill.  The Congressional Republicans would feel obligated to support their Republican president.  And presto!  30m new Democrat voters!

Now imagine a President Hillarita trying to do the same thing.  Congressional Republicans would block it.  No new Democrat voters.

I voted for McCrazy and Romney, but going forward I'm going to wait until the Republicans run a Conservative or until we get a competitive Conservative party.  No more RINOs.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at April 16, 2014 07:48 AM (bbivj)

308 Well Sibelius should win in a landslide by running on Obamacare since Reuters today came out with a poll saying Americans prefer the Democrats over Republicans on health care...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 16, 2014 07:48 AM (9+ccr)

309 Isn't there a special place in heaven for 1% ers?

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2014 07:48 AM (UzPAd)

310 Here you go CBD.  Make sure you have lotion handy.

http://tinyurl.com/ke75gka

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:49 AM (6T8Ay)

311 Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn! at April 16, 2014 11:46 AM (ZPrif) Yeah Joe, that's really what people are saying. Jackass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:49 AM (HLprW)

312 Not earned at all. Lavishly, extravagantly, over the top giddy Grace. And thankful for that we should be, 'cause otherwise we'd be screwed...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 16, 2014 07:49 AM (rt3TY)

313

I bet Putin is driving that APC.

 

Posted by: West at April 16, 2014 07:49 AM (1Rgee)

314 As a True Conservative, I also agree that all these Republicans are sellouts and secret liberals. I totally agree we should send them a message and stay home on election day. Alito and Roberts are not better than Kagan and Sotomayor, right? Totes the same. Alito and Roberts only support gun rights and give us those narrow 5-4 2nd amendment victories to trick us. Cause that what secret liberals do. They're tricksy like that.

Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn! at April 16, 2014 07:49 AM (ZPrif)

315 "Give 20 years a $6 million dollar ride, let em get stuck in the mud. " PFFFTT!!

Posted by: 19 year old steering the aircraft carrier at April 16, 2014 07:50 AM (hDwVv)

316 I'm not sitting home on election day, I'm voting against the dem...period. I'm going to cancel out some ball sucking communist's vote. Why? Because I hate those motherfuckers more than any rino douchetool the GOP will run. My purpose is to kick some hipster douchbag's dick in the dirt by cancelling out his vote. Nothing else matters to me. I may not get my dream candidate, but I can vote against satan's spawn. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2014 11:42 AM (FMbng) THIS^^^^^^ I have kids a want the best future possible for them. So, if voting D or not voting means (as it does) - a huge all-encompassing pile of dogshit on America. VS Voting R and getting a smaller pile of dogshit with a cherry on top. That's what I'm doing. The only way I may not vote or vote L (Throw vote away) is if the R's run an amnesty-tard who will turn the USA into a big pile of Dimocrat dogshit and cancel out my vote for the rest of my life. So, yeah, I'm not voting for that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2014 07:50 AM (0cMkb)

317 Doesn't one of our tanks have some sort of jet engine booster on the back? Or am I just dreaming again.  Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 16, 2014 11:47 AM (HDwDg)

You're hallucinating, actually.

They are powered by jet turbine engines.

Some have an auxiliary power unit on the back to run electronics while the engine is off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:50 AM (6T8Ay)

318 see, you would never see someone in the air force do that with a tank or personnel carrier it would mar their nail polish

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:50 AM (krmE0)

319 ...Congressional Republicans would block it...

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at April 16, 2014 11:48 AM (bbivj)

 

***

 

 

That part made me giggle, just a little bit.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:50 AM (lHb9q)

320 As a True Conservative, I also agree that all these Republicans are sellouts and secret liberals. I totally agree we should send them a message and stay home on election day. Alito and Roberts are not better than Kagan and Sotomayor, right? Totes the same. Alito and Roberts only support gun rights and give us those narrow 5-4 2nd amendment victories to trick us. Cause that what secret liberals do. They're tricksy like that. Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn! at April 16, 2014 11:49 AM (ZPrif) ---------------- The next President Clinton agrees and thanks you. Idiot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 07:51 AM (ojnk6)

321 Well Sibelius should win in a landslide by running on Obamacare since Reuters today came out with a poll saying Americans prefer the Democrats over Republicans on health care... Just wait until the bill comes due......

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2014 07:51 AM (xorT2)

322

Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn! at April 16, 2014 11:49 AM (ZPrif)

 

You should really just stick to posting your 45 continuous comments about ratings and demographics and why MSNBC is actually better than Fox, than trying to do your idiotic strawman.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2014 07:51 AM (LI48c)

323 God does NOT like giant soda pops.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (OZmbA)

324 Dear Mayor Bloomberg: That's not the way it works. There's a whole book about it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (659DL)

325 (Actually El Jebel, not Basalt)

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (lHb9q)

326 Just wait until the bill comes due...... True but it most likely will be "postponed" till after the election...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (9+ccr)

327 "Some of them are going to a Heavenly spot, but Bloomberg's going to a place where it's terribly... ...hot."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (CMkNk)

328 PFFFTT!! Posted by: 19 year old steering the aircraft carrier at April 16, 2014 11:50 AM (hDwVv) I had a relative on the JFK back in the 80's he said when they made battle speed the destroyers had to leave the formation or they would get swamped. Can you imagine a carrier in open water doing 40 Kts?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 07:52 AM (0FSuD)

329 317 LM250's?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:53 AM (krmE0)

330 Er ah I didn't have to wait to get into Heaven, either. Funny thing, though -- it's so much hotter than I expected. Maybe Hitler can tell me where the thermostat is.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 16, 2014 07:53 AM (/AHDz)

331 Sheesh, I think that Bloomberg article sets a new record for how many times the word "Koch" can be used in a "news" article.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 16, 2014 07:53 AM (dBV5N)

332 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:50 AM (6T8Ay) Eh well there you go. I still contend I was more or less in between a state of sleep and awake, so dreaming .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 16, 2014 07:53 AM (HDwDg)

333 We were in Dover one day over the weekend. Got to see a really nice golf course,with a runway associated with it. But mostly a golf course.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 07:53 AM (hDwVv)

334 321 Just wait until the bill comes due...... Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2014 11:51 AM (xorT2) Still waiting for the bills to come due on the New Deal and the Great Society.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2014 07:54 AM (CMkNk)

335 Barack and Reggie will enter the pearly gates together.  Holding hands.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 16, 2014 07:54 AM (OZmbA)

336 "Imagine a President Jeb trying topass a "bi-partisan" amnestybill." It's any of these guys who are so-called "moderates". They'll propose a bi-partisan "anything" and the donks will want to drag them further left (because the "moderates" had to drift left to get there in the first place) and we end up with the same leftist result we've seen for decades. But we must continue to vote for these clowns because at some point magic will override the basic incentives at play here. Or something.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 07:54 AM (HLprW)

337 LM250's?  Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 11:53 AM (krmE0)

Engine is a Honeywell AGT1500C.

Well...it was when I left the service.  Who knows now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 07:55 AM (6T8Ay)

338 328 Can you imagine a carrier in open water doing 40 Kts? been there done that now when they make the turn at 40+......oh yeah!! and yep, carriers can easily dust a destroyer old forrestal class was 40+ sprucan destroyer was 36

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:55 AM (krmE0)

339 337 I as ondering since the navy uses the LM250s same as the 727s fly with

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:56 AM (krmE0)

340 "Can you imagine a carrier in open water doing 40 Kts?" Why yes...yes I can. Did my last tour before retiring on the Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71). Actually had more sensation of speed on a steam Frigate doing 28.8 knots. But Carriers are pretty impressive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 07:57 AM (hDwVv)

341 and whats up with my W key have to mash it to get it to work cat must have been on the keyboard again

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:57 AM (krmE0)

342 >>314 As a True Conservative, I also agree that all these Republicans are sellouts and secret liberals. I totally agree we should send them a message and stay home on election day.
Posted by: TrueKaaaaaaahn!   <<



As a True Progressive I believe that one more oil pipeline ( in addition to the 5 gazillion we already have operating )  will KILL ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET!!!11!!

Posted by: Sphynx at April 16, 2014 07:57 AM (OZmbA)

343

Alito and Roberts are not better than Kagan and Sotomayor, right? Totes the same.

 

--------

 

Oh fuck off.  Who did W Bush initially want to nominate to the SCOTUS?  Harriet Fucking Meirs, that's who.  It wasn't until the conservative base went apeshit that Bush found religion on the subject.

 

And as for Roberts - does "it's a tax" mean anything to you?

 

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 07:57 AM (PFy0L)

344 I think many of us underestimate the number of registered R's who will not vote for another dem light shill.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 16, 2014 07:57 AM (Ssscs)

345 Wheeeee!! Look at meeeeee! I'm socking an argument no one is making!! Wheeeee!!!

Posted by: TrueKhanJoe at April 16, 2014 07:58 AM (HLprW)

346 340 I did time on a knox..the cook not the fastest but could go to flank fast as hell and easier to fish of the fantail

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 07:59 AM (krmE0)

347 Ncj LM2500's. 80,000 Shaft horsepower on the Spru's if I remember correctly. 100,000 in Battle over ride.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:00 AM (hDwVv)

348 Voting L is not a throwaway. It's voting for someone who doesn't hate me and / or regard me as a chump. Simple, really.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2014 08:00 AM (QjJh7)

349 347 80,000 Shaft horsepower on the Spru's if I remember correctly. 100,000 in Battle over ride. ****tries to remember his EOOW board notes**** I do believe you're right

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:01 AM (krmE0)

350 been there done that now when they make the turn at 40+......oh yeah!! and yep, carriers can easily dust a destroyer old forrestal class was 40+ sprucan destroyer was 36 Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 11:55 AM (krmE0) Tell MORE. This is a smart military blog by the way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 08:01 AM (0FSuD)

351 As a True Progressive I believe that excessive tattoos and crazy earlobe hole enlarger thingies are tre beautifique  and make me look HAWT!

Posted by: Sphynx at April 16, 2014 08:01 AM (OZmbA)

352 "340 I did time on a knox..the cook " FF-1089 and FF-1078 Good ships, great plants to steam, and the best crews onearth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:02 AM (hDwVv)

353 Bloomy will be sent to Lutheran  heaven.  It'll be  pot roast and green jello  for eternity.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2014 08:02 AM (rmw4m)

354 Bloomberg: "Gott mit Uns!" Yea, bloomy, we've got mittens too.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 16, 2014 08:03 AM (c6N69)

355 From the sidebar: "A Republican congressman has introduced a bill that would stop government paychecks for officials who have been found in contempt of Congress..." Ok, now we're at least thinking in the right direction here. Hopefully the next step will be about cutting some funding.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:03 AM (HLprW)

356 This raggedy-ass poat displeases me. Send in the clowns Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 16, 2014 08:03 AM (yFbI+)

357

And as for Roberts - does "it's a tax" mean anything to you?

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 11:57 AM (PFy0L)

 

Funny I remember the true conservatives advocating  for  Roberts.    Taking credit for preventing someone from being confirmed  who you somehow just knew would not support the conservative cause but having a memory lapse  about supporting  Roberts  is tragically humorous.   

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2014 08:03 AM (m2CN7)

358 As a True Progressive I LOOOVE LOOOVE LOOOVE paying more and more taxes. Or, I would if I made enough money to pay taxes.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 16, 2014 08:04 AM (OZmbA)

359 He's a lefty troll. Caught him copy-pasting a ThinkProgress argument the other day. Posted by: Cpl Dwayne Hicks at April 16, 2014 11:46 AM (HLprW) Everyone sleeps better at night knowing you're on guard duty for lefty trolls.

Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2014 08:04 AM (u2a4R)

360 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 11:49 AM (6T8Ay)

I have seen that one.

What I find most amusing is how relaxed everyone seems.

Was there any weapon available to the Iraqis that could threaten an M1?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 08:04 AM (QFxY5)

361 Speed. Pfffft. I'll take the ability to poop along at ten knots, 700 feet down with the ability to destroy any country on the globe in thirty minutes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 08:04 AM (659DL)

362 I was on FF1083 great ship...better crew horrible place to cross the line...because everyone knew your name it took forever to get the orange glow from my skin off damn bug juice

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:04 AM (krmE0)

363 "I do believe you're right" Little VIA was Christened in the Ships Bell of Spruance herself, back when I was her Ships Sup at SIMA Mayport. Rode 'em, but never steamed em'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:05 AM (hDwVv)

364

Taking credit for preventing someone from being confirmed who you somehowjust knew would not support the conservative cause but having a memory lapse about supporting Roberts is tragically humorous.

 

-----

 

Hey, I supported him as a good choice, but he sure turned out to be a dickwad, didn't he?

 

Putting up Roberts as a contrast to Sotomayor and Kagan when they  all  had the same perspective on Obamacare is what's tragically humorous.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 08:05 AM (PFy0L)

365 What YOU read: "A Republican congressman has introduced a bill that would stop government paychecks for officials who have been found in contempt of Congress..." And here's what the Media will turn it into for the Low Info Americans/non-Americans: "A Republican congressman has introduced a bill that would stop Black government paychecks for officials who have been found in contempt of Congress..."

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 16, 2014 08:06 AM (yFbI+)

366 361 Speed. Pfffft. oh lordy someone let a bubblehead in

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:06 AM (krmE0)

367 361 Speed. Pfffft. I'll take the ability to poop along at ten knots, 700 feet down with the ability to destroy any country on the globe in thirty minutes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 12:04 PM (659DL) I was wondering what that smell was? Opens widow. ha ha. Don't the attack subs make big Kts? USS Charlotte?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 08:06 AM (0FSuD)

368 Everyone sleeps better at night knowing you're on guard duty for lefty trolls. You're right. It's not like I told everyone here something they didn't already know.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:07 AM (HLprW)

369 oh rat farts! I put "black" before the wrong noun.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 16, 2014 08:07 AM (yFbI+)

370 340 I did time on a knox Hey, me too.

Posted by: Rafaelle Sollecito at April 16, 2014 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

371 This has turned into a squid thread.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2014 08:08 AM (rmw4m)

372 363 my spu was sunk a few years ago by the damn assies during rimpac I strangely felt bad THEY SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:08 AM (krmE0)

373 "I'll take the ability to poop along at ten knots, 700 feet down with the ability to destroy any country on the globe in thirty minutes." Well, there is that. But we operated at test depth every day. Gotta show a little respect for us targets skimmers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:08 AM (hDwVv)

374 I clicked over to the article about Pence, saw that it was a Bloomberg piece and then scanned the first two lines, and returned to the AoS homepage.  Why do we even bother reading put out by the idiots in New York? 

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at April 16, 2014 08:08 AM (Eq2MX)

375 Alright home boys off to club for lunch then the mall for an Easter gift for wifey. BBL, Nip

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 16, 2014 08:08 AM (0FSuD)

376 370 Posted by: Rafaelle Sollecito now that was an awesome sock

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:09 AM (krmE0)

377 Meanwhile, I am busy building The Great Society of Suckitude.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 16, 2014 08:09 AM (Dwehj)

378 Here's the thing regrading Waffle House - my left-wing, fine arts major and chronically underemployed stepdaughter loves, loves, loves the place.

Not the world's greatest food, but it is damn tough to mess up breakfast.

Love their covered hash browns and pecan waffle, myself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 16, 2014 10:50 AM (HsTG


I remember eating at a Waffle House in Arizona, and they delivered (eventually) the breakfast special on several little plates, one for the eggs, one for the waffle, another for the bacon. I moved it all onto one plate, and disposed of the extras on a nearby vacant table. Is this a "thing" there? And, if so, why?



If you want breakfast in Apache Junction, go to the Hacker's Grill. Great food, and very inexpensive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2014 08:09 AM (O+7CI)

379 Was there any weapon available to the Iraqis that could threaten an M1? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 12:04 PM (QFxY5)

Frontally?  No.  But very, very, VERY large IEDs could, and did, knock a few out.

You can kill one by hitting it in the engine grill with an RPG. 

But first you need to get close enough to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 08:10 AM (JpC1K)

380 And hot, crazy brides who yell at you between steamy sex orgies.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2014 10:51 AM (RD7QR)


You say that as though there were something wrong with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2014 08:11 AM (O+7CI)

381 Having read all of the comments (really), I would like to recommend the following book to the horde again:

"The Evolutionary Psychology Behind Politics: How Conservatism and Liberalism Evolved Within Humans" by Anonymous Conservative.

I just finished it.  I am seeing everything through a different lens.

It is literally national suicide to vote for anyone not K-selected, and this applies to a very large number of Republicans.

Read the book and see.  Once a month, he gives it away on Amazon for free. Go to anonymousconservative.com for details and other blog entries.  The "Raw Amygdala" stuff is especially good.

It's solid knowledge, and it explains so much that it has a very calming and clarifying effect.  I feel like I can understand what is happening and understand the only options for solutions much better than I ever could before.

I think Ace or a Cob should read it and do a post on it. 

Posted by: grognard at April 16, 2014 08:11 AM (/29Nl)

382 This has turned into a squid thread. Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2014 12:08 PM (rmw4m)

Soon the conversion will turn to their predilection for sodomy.

Soon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 08:11 AM (JpC1K)

383 You can kill one by hitting it in the engine grill with an RPG. You could make it not go. Killing it is another matter entirely.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 08:12 AM (659DL)

384 376 370 Posted by: Rafaelle Sollecito now that was an awesome sock After I did time on a knox, I just plain did time.

Posted by: Rafaelle Sollecito at April 16, 2014 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

385

I remember eating at a Waffle House in Arizona, and they delivered (eventually) the breakfast special on several little plates, one for the eggs, one for the waffle, another for the bacon. I moved it all onto one plate, and disposed of the extras on a nearby vacant table. Is this a "thing" there? And, if so, why?

 

 

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Dishwashers'  Local  #357

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2014 08:12 AM (rmw4m)

386 Soon the conversion will turn to their predilection for sodomy. Soon. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 12:11 PM (JpC1K) It doesn't mean you're a bad person.

Posted by: Barney at April 16, 2014 08:13 AM (0FSuD)

387 Soon the conversion will turn to their predilection for sodomy. I really shouldn't be laughing so hard at that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:13 AM (HLprW)

388 Killing it is another matter entirely Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 12:12 PM (659DL)

We lost one that way when it then set off the ammo in the stowage bustle.

Believe it or not, the crew still survived.

A tank that cannot move is as good as dead.  It just becomes a bunker at that point, and that's assuming it can still operate its weapons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 16, 2014 08:14 AM (JpC1K)

389 "I strangely felt bad " Someone sent me photo's from the sinkex of one of the ships that I had been on. Seven years of blood and sweat on her. And my absolute favorite tour of my career. Those photo's hurt. And she went down hard. Fighting the entire way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:14 AM (hDwVv)

390 It doesn't mean you're a bad person. Posted by: Barney at April 16, 2014 12:13 PM (0FSuD) ---------------- I thought you were off for lunch at the club, Barney.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:15 AM (ojnk6)

391 Later guys. Gotta go.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2014 08:15 AM (hDwVv)

392 Went to the Intrepid Museum while in New York. Nice collection of aircraft, one even has an Ace of spades on the side of it. The submarine was cool, but geez it must be some special kind of crazy that enables you to be cooped up in one of those underwater for months at a time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 08:16 AM (RZ8pf)

393 “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.” - The Twenty-First Century Zeitgeist. Man tells God what the deal is rather than vice versa.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 16, 2014 08:16 AM (XUKZU)

394 Frontally? No. But very, very, VERY large IEDs could, and did, knock a few out.

You can kill one by hitting it in the engine grill with an RPG.

But first you need to get close enough to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 12:10 PM (JpC1K)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Covered tank pits.  Just as effective as knocking it out with explosives.  I'm surprised we didn't see any.

Posted by: Soona at April 16, 2014 08:17 AM (rmw4m)

395 "It is literally national suicide to vote for anyone not K-selected, and this applies to a very large number of Republicans." Trying and failing to apply this to politics. Somebody toss me a bone.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:17 AM (HLprW)

396 I'ma luvin' me some Abrams pr0n.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 16, 2014 08:17 AM (0HooB)

397 C'mon Ace, finish the coffee and get in the game please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:17 AM (ojnk6)

398 The submarine was cool, but geez it must be some special kind of crazy that enables you to be cooped up in one of those underwater for months at a time. Not sure what they have on display there, but things are generally roomier these days. The Ohio class SSBNs have a jogging track around the missile farm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2014 08:18 AM (659DL)

399 Bloomberg: "I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close." Right. Because getting into Heaven and into the Lord's hands is done by buying your way in and bullying past St. Peter. Every Christian knows this. Bribery works well on God.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 16, 2014 08:19 AM (1CroS)

400 I'll take the ability to poop along at ten knots, 700 feet down with the ability to destroy any country on the globe in thirty minutes. Well yeah. When you say it like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2014 08:19 AM (xorT2)

401 Trying and failing to apply this to politics. Somebody toss me a bone. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 12:17 PM (HLprW) --------------- I'm assuming this means K Street, as in Lobbyists.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:19 AM (ojnk6)

402 Your free rice cookers are in the mail.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 16, 2014 08:19 AM (Dwehj)

403 But pot is all natural and therefore there can be no negative side effects. Also alcohol is 20 billion times worse! The Boston Globe ‏@BostonGlobe Abnormalities found in areas of the brain related to emotion, motivation, and decision making among casual pot users. http://b.globe.com/1noSE3B

Posted by: Nature McEcotard at April 16, 2014 08:20 AM (ZPrif)

404

Somebody toss me a bone.

 

---------

 

I stole this off an Amazon review - take it fwiw....

 

 

The gist of Evolutionary Psychology is that liberalism and conservatism are outgrowths of two types of evolutionary strategies in humans, K-selection and r-selection. K-selection breeds children to compete (and win) in a hostile world with scarce resources through a high-investment, two-parent upbringing, late sexual maturation (and monogamy), sexual dimorphism, and loyalty to the in-group. r-selection breeds children for a world with abundant resources through a low-investment, single-mother upbringing, early sexual maturation (and promiscuity), androgyny, and no in-group loyalty. Think of wolves (K-selected), who are tight-knit, loyal, brave and sexually restrained, versus rabbits (r-selected), who have sex with wild abandon, ignore their fellows when they get eaten, and run away from danger instead of facing it. Or, for a human example, compare a white middle-class family from the suburbs to a black welfare queen in the inner city with five kids from four different daddies.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 08:20 AM (PFy0L)

405 Yeah well stay home and don't vote and then come Weds morning you will be right back here bitching. We can start bending things back slow or we can all go to NV with guns and try to do it quick like. Screw you take your bat and ball and go home

Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 08:20 AM (A/Ro8)

406 I'm assuming this means K Street, as in Lobbyists. That's what I was thinking, but I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:21 AM (HLprW)

407 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 16, 2014 12:10 PM (JpC1K)

There is a video of an M1 rolling over a car, and an IED detonating from within it as the tank rolled over.

It didn't seem to bother the tank much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2014 08:21 AM (QFxY5)

408 Abnormalities found in areas of the brain related to emotion, motivation, and decision making among casual pot users. http://b.globe.com/1noSE3B --- That's just, like, your OPINON, man!

Posted by: The Dude at April 16, 2014 08:23 AM (APuJ7)

409 If anything pot makes me smarter. I know it makes me feel smarter. Also I wouldn't believe the media. That study was probably, like, paid for by Budweiser or something, you know what I mean? It's, like, just their opinion, man.

Posted by: Casual Pot Enthusiast at April 16, 2014 08:23 AM (ZPrif)

410 Yeah well stay home and don't vote and then come Weds morning you will be right back here bitching. We can start bending things back slow or we can all go to NV with guns and try to do it quick like. Screw you take your bat and ball and go home Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 12:20 PM (A/Ro -------------- Which part of no difference between GOPe and Dems is so very hard for you to understand?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:23 AM (ojnk6)

411

(Actually El Jebel, not Basalt)

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 16, 2014 11:52 AM (lHb9q)

 

Try Rifle.  Even Glenwood and Carbondale are for the most part too expensive for people to live there unless you're packed in twelve to a house. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2014 08:25 AM (tIvOy)

412

As a Christian, allow me to comment on Mr. Bloomberg's view of Heaven.

God created the Universe.  As we can currently see via the series "Cosmos," the universe is - as they say in Boston - "Wicked Big."

As the illustrious fictional physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper has pointed out, String Theory postulates that there are an infinite number of Wicked Big universes, all running in parallel.  God created those, too.

So, Mike, what makes you think that anything you do can impress the being that created all of these things and everything in them, and even the time that they move through?

Pride: the original - and still biggest - of all of man's flaws and sins.  The sin of "Me."  The statement "obviously God doesn't know who he is dealing with..." said With Feeling.

Mr. Bloomberg, you make a great straight man.  It's a pity that you don't realize that what you say makes you a clown...

Posted by: RobM1981 at April 16, 2014 08:25 AM (qlIZh)

413 Which part of no difference between GOPe and Dems is so very hard for you to understand?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 12:23 PM (ojnk6)

 

 

 

 

It's not that they can't understand it, it's that they are on board with it.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2014 08:25 AM (xWW96)

414 We can start bending things back slow or we can all go to NV with guns and try to do it quick like. Just as soon as you produce some evidence that the Republican party is about to start bending things back at all, this strategy might be credible. Screw you take your bat and ball and go home Screw you too; I will. And you can come right back here bitching about how the left always gets its way. Incentives are hard.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:25 AM (HLprW)

415 Which part of no difference between GOPe and Dems is so very hard for you to understand? -- Uh, the part that is retarded and totally factually wrong? We get it -- the GOP isn't as conservative as you (and the rest of us) wish they were. But it's factually incorrect and wrong to say there is no difference. That's just ignorant.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 08:25 AM (ZPrif)

416

299 -

 

No, jwest isn't a lefty troll.  Lefty trolls have a certain amount of internal consistency.  Our  boy here, he generally waits for the opportunity to say the dumbest thing possible, then says something dumber.

 

Sometimes that's lefty drivel, sometimes it's not.  Trolls  go where the trolling takes them. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2014 08:26 AM (TOk1P)

417 so im looking at a 5.56 round next to a 7.62 round big difference

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:26 AM (krmE0)

418 My punchable throat of the day: Michael Ian Black

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 08:26 AM (7ObY1)

419 Oh yes, Bloomie, working to deny people their God-given right to self-protection (a right enjoyed by EVERY creature that walks, crawls or slithers on this earth) and self-determination is "doing God's work." Idiot. PS: There is nothing anyone can do on earth to "earn" a place in heaven -- it is God's grace, mercy & love that gets one in, you narcissistic dipshit. I hate when Godless heathens start talking about religion when they haven't even basic theological knowledge.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 16, 2014 08:27 AM (kUq7A)

420 I like amnesty, common core, and higher taxes. But I'm nothing like Hilary. Totes promise.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 16, 2014 08:27 AM (Aif/5)

421 Watched Gravity last night. Liked it.

Posted by: Mainah at April 16, 2014 08:27 AM (659DL)

422 GOP and Dems are only the same if you ignore all votes and policies where they differ. But that would be stupid.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 08:27 AM (ZPrif)

423 The Growler they have to tour is the USS Growler (SSG-577) a guided missile sub. The docent said it was about mid size for a submarine. Wasn't all that mid-size for this Miss Claustrophobia 2014. Though a lot of my ensuing anxiety attack had to do with the stupid Dutch tourist with the mondo black backpack that kept blocking the doorways to take pictures of his girlfriend breaking the rules by touching everything and actually lying down on one of the berths.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (RZ8pf)

424 Trying and failing to apply this to politics.


Somebody toss me a bone.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 12:17 PM (HLprW)




The synopsis from the review was close, but still doesn't do the theory justice.  The book is fairly short. It is a fairly easy read, too.  It clarifies a lot of things about the left and history that don't seem to make sense on the surface.

It's a free book.  If you go to the website and get on the mailing list, he tells you when he is offering it for free on Amazon, and then you can download it no-risk.  I read it in about 3 days.

Posted by: grognard at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (/29Nl)

425 It was worth it.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (Dwehj)

426 Hey, I'm retarded and factually wrong. Wonder if I can get any gubmint free shit on that first count.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

427 Uh, the part that is retarded and totally factually wrong? We get it -- the GOP isn't as conservative as you (and the rest of us) wish they were. But it's factually incorrect and wrong to say there is no difference. That's just ignorant. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2014 12:25 PM (ZPrif) You did better when socking Truekahhn. Show me evidence of this. I just witnessed the R Speaker of the House do his best to pass amnesty. Yeah, Conservative my ass.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (ojnk6)

428 416 Our boy here, he generally waits for the opportunity to say the dumbest thing possible, then says something dumber. jwest isn't that bad, besides, he has a voucher to say dumb things which of course will create jobs and save Detroit

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:28 AM (krmE0)

429 What part of slowly bending it back eludes you?? You fucking idiots just can't except the prefect candidate isn't going to magically appear. We are the party of stupid We are screwed ....... It's just I'm not a quitter

Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 08:29 AM (A/Ro8)

430

But it's factually incorrect and wrong to say there is no difference. That's just ignorant.

 

Amnesty.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2014 08:29 AM (zF6Iw)

431 Nood.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at April 16, 2014 08:30 AM (2oU2+)

432 423 girlfriend breaking the rules by touching everything and actually lying down on one of the berths I would never lay down in someone elses rack that's just nasty trust me on this one

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 16, 2014 08:30 AM (krmE0)

433 What part of slowly bending it back eludes you?? You fucking idiots just can't except the prefect candidate isn't going to magically appear. We are the party of stupid We are screwed ....... It's just I'm not a quitter Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 12:29 PM (A/Ro ------------ Rovers loves them words like yours, fucking dipshit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:31 AM (ojnk6)

434 Posted by: @JohnTant at April 16, 2014 12:20 PM (PFy0L) Theory.... Behavior has a Genetic predisposition. We are literally programed with certain behavior... which while it can be overcome, takes effort to do so... That constant effort, and the stress caused by constantly having to overcome our genetic programming, makes us unhappy. This goes to Race Relations... Gay relations... and how Men and Women act towards each other. I note, that in my personal life... women who embrace their femininity, and let men be different.... are happier... The Angriest women are those who embrace the Feminazi ideals that Men and Women are identical... and Gay Men and Lesbians... because their intellect is constantly in conflict with their base programming.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2014 08:33 AM (84gbM)

435 "I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven IÂ’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close." =============== Okay, I'll admit it: I LOL'ed.

Posted by: God at April 16, 2014 08:33 AM (/AHDz)

436 Ace up

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 16, 2014 08:35 AM (T2V/1)

437 "My punchable throat of the day: Michael Ian Black " =============== If we Republicans would listen to him we'd start winning some elections!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 16, 2014 08:35 AM (/AHDz)

438 Which part of no difference between GOPe and Dems is so very hard for you to understand?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 12:23 PM (ojnk6)

 

There is a difference.  Look at, say, DeBlasio in New York: what he says, what he does, what he believes.  Compare with Cruz of Texas. Not the same party? I'd argue they're not the same species.

Posted by: troyriser at April 16, 2014 08:37 AM (2jF2B)

439 What part of slowly bending it back eludes you?? You fucking idiots just can't except the prefect candidate isn't going to magically appear. What part of massively increasing the scope and size of government the last time they held power eludes you? What part of attacking the wing of the party that wants to reduce the scope and size of government eludes you? Evidence, dumbass: produce it or shut up.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2014 08:37 AM (HLprW)

440 438 I don't count Cruz among the GOPe. He's a true Conservative.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 08:38 AM (ojnk6)

441 Global warming may bring more hemorrhoids and constipation

Posted by: William Wallace at April 16, 2014 08:40 AM (e8kgV)

442 So write I Cruz. At least you voted

Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 08:49 AM (A/Ro8)

443 I have earned my place in heaven. ItÂ’s not even close. Deer idiot Bloomberg, You have committed a rather large sin. Let's see if you can spot it... No? nothing? the word you're looking for is presumption. You still have to go before the judgement seat, and be put in the scales. You may yet be found...wanting. Also, this: It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. (Mark 10:25) And the last I looked, you were a very wealthy man. Now, I can help you with that problem.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 16, 2014 08:59 AM (1hM1d)

444 442 No can do in GA. Christie or Jeb, fuck them, I stay home and wash my hair for that hour. And, I'm not alone.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 16, 2014 09:11 AM (ojnk6)

445 No write in's hmmm look I'm sorry I dropped that fucking idiot line. I just get hot about this not voting stuff

Posted by: NativeNH at April 16, 2014 09:20 AM (A/Ro8)

446

Commandments:

1. Thou shall not let others smoke.  check

2. Thou shall not allow your fellow man to eat more than you think is good for them or things you think are not good for them.  check.

3. Thou shall persecute the owners and bearers or ranging weapons.  check.

4. Thou shall nanny thy neighbor (and his wife) relentlessly for their own good.  check.

5.  Thou shall worship no other god but Gaia and thou shall scourge thy fellow man to keep her cool. Check.

6.  Thou shall use the fruits of thy labor (or the labor of those whom thou commandeth) to acheive 1-5.   Check.

 

 

 

Posted by: Brian at April 16, 2014 09:39 AM (Hd5n8)

447 I don't understand how any modern day Russian can support this. The Ukraine is a different culture, a different language, had been a different country. The commies conquered them by force and then starved millions of them.

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 16, 2014 10:11 AM (8c12T)

448

I wouldn't have voted for any Rep or Dem recently but Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich.

And Rand is testing my patience. The apple is bouncing a little too far from the tree.

Warren? Maybe, if she distances herself from the harridan warhawk rival to her right by assuring, no wars under her term unless we're invaded. Which can also be accomplished by taking the bases out of Europe and putting one on the Rio Grande.

 

Posted by: Ken Hoop at April 16, 2014 10:27 AM (AF4AQ)

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