1

Damn filters.

Where is it?

 

2
Nerds assemble!

3 IT'S A TRAP!

4 I MEAN TARP!!!

5 BUT NOT THE BAD TARP FROM LAST FALL!!!

6 AW SHIT, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, BOTH TARPS ARE BAD!!!

7
That's not a moon...

8 Our cruisers can't repel awesomeness of that magnitude.

9 My husband is a DAGO. He might want to visit the old country.

10 NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS!

11

Heh - "Endor?  Go f*ck yourself."

12

That promotional clip doesn't show availability of cheap booze, easy hooker access, gambling, or wealthy cougars on the rampage.

Also, the landing facilities appear to be sub-standard.

13 Heh - "Endor?  Go f*ck yourself."

Obviously, the head Ewok will not be amused.

14 New Orleans?! Serioursly?. Why woul you want to go to a place where you have to dodge gunfire?

15 Leave my droid at home?  Fuck no! Shit I just got all my contacts on the damn thing.  It's not a Blackberry, but the google system is pretty cool!

16

It's better than Vegas in April.  VEGAS IS FOR PU**IES!!!!!!!

17

BLOGAPALOOZA ECONOMIC AGENDA

re: the US Treasury Sec.

NEVER CONFIRM A CROOK. CONVICT THE CROOK.

Where are the disciples of Milton Freedman?

maverick muse on November 20, 2009 at 10:25 AM

Jon Corzine needs a job.

rockmom on November 20, 2009 at 11:03 AM

The case for Corzine needs publicity. Would he consider attending?

18 How about Gitmo?  Beautiful beaches.

19 We just need a Monty Python reference, a little football and some vintage Three Stooges footage and we could be women-free forever around here.

20

How about Gitmo?  Beautiful beaches.

How about the Norwegian blue?  Beautiful plumage.

See how easy that was?

21 Sorry, but after having 3 boys + husband, 8 nephews and 2 brothers you can't get rid of me that easily. I just bought Madden 2010 and Modern Warfare 2 for my son's birthday and I didn't need to be told.

22

Hoth is the number one spot for interspecies sex travel, it's the Bangkok of the Universe.

23

I just bought Madden 2010 and Modern Warfare 2 for my son's birthday and I didn't need to be told.

If all Moms were like you, Dagny, the world would be a perfect place.

24 NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS! Ogre, you asshole!

25 23 I prefer men. And thank you---that's what I keep telling my husband....

26

I just got the new CoDMW2 on Tuesday. I played it for an hour and had some little kid with a high pitched voice call me a "newb".

How can I be a "newb" when the game just came out last week?

27

Awww forget it. What a Dick-Tease.

Now I gotta wait till I get home to my little whore PC to get the link.

28 Ok, but Kashyyyk is completely out of the question - I have recently developed an overwhelming fear of Wookies.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashyyyk

29
I find your lack of faith disturbing ...

30 Hey, Dumb Blonde is a Dago.  Wonder if she recognizes any of those places.

31

Why not have the convention in Berkeley? Not that any minds would be changed but it would be rather fun to watch hundreds of screaming, apoplectic moonbats losing their shit while we throw empty cans of Stroh's at them.

Think about the potential fun! Shooting tree-sitters in the ass with pellet guns, throwing flash-bangs into dumpsters and betting how many hippies come jumping out. The possibilities are endless!

 

32 I always wondered if Ewoks were midget Wookies.

33 Damn, thought that said Blagopalooza and expected the flaming Blago hair skull.  That never gets old.

How about Gitmo?

Great scuba diving.  Virgin beaches.  I heard it is a fantastic place.

34 Looks like we need starships to get there.  What does God need with a starship?

35

32

That would be pretty fun. Did you hear they rioted at UCLA over a 32 percent increase in tuition the other day? It would be funny to go watch the cops stomp a mudhole in them. Either that

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32

That would be pretty fun. Did you hear they rioted at UCLA over a 32 percent increase in tuition the other day? It would be funny to go watch the cops stomp a mudhole in them. Either t

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32

That would be pretty fun. Did you hear they rioted at UCLA over a 32 percent increase in tuition the other day? It would be funny to go watch the cops stomp a mudhole in them. Either that or go

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32

That would be pretty fun. Did you hear they rioted at UCLA over a 32 percent increase in tuition the other day? It would be funny to go watch the cops stomp a mudhole in them. Either that or

39 God damn comment fail!

40 Either that or go Next you you go pr0n surfing, use a different keyboard.

41

I just got the new CoDMW2 on Tuesday. I played it for an hour and had some little kid with a high pitched voice call me a "newb".

How can I be a "newb" when the game just came out last week?

One of my boys will have it beaten by midnight. And I thought it was "Noob" rhyming with boob. I'm glad to know their minds wandered away from boobs momentarily to use a word connoting naivete. I get it now...

42 Sock OFF!!

43 hahahaahahaha Mr. Pink setting himself up to called more than just "newb"... hahahaha by the way, my 9 y/o would so completely destroy me at any of the Call of Duty / Halo games that I refuse to play. Yeah, I'm "that Dad". hahahaha Also, New Orleans vs Vegas?!! Moron Please!!

44 premature postiation

it happens to the best o

45 Mr. Pink at November 20, 2009 11:20 AM (SqAkN)

Only a noob would say that.

46

47

Ha. I was getting first place by the third map I played.

47 Sock OFF!! He doesn't listen to me, either, Honey.

48 Dagobah, my ass.  Got to be New Orleans.

49

I just got the new CoDMW2 on Tuesday. I played it for an hour and had some little kid with a high pitched voice call me a "newb".

How can I be a "newb" when the game just came out last week?

 

i need to have a kid so i can play video games again. they look like so much fun. That Left for Dead 2 looks great. Too bad i swore off video games about 3 years ago

50

51 "i need to have a kid so i can play video games again. they look like so much fun. That Left for Dead 2 looks great. Too bad i swore off video games about 3 years ago"

My daddy didn't raise a quitter.

 

51

what is the best system out there these days?

when i left the gaming world it was playstation 2, with jaguar 64 the close runner up.

i bought a wii for my sister, but it seemed like it was made for little kids. so is it xbox or ps3 that is the better system or are they essentially the same?

52 I haven't been able to play anything since nintendo 64. All the new more realistic ones make me seasick. This is a good thing because I would play until I beat the game. Although a straight girl I have some guy tendencies with games and liking power tools.

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More people play Xbox 360 than the Playstation. If you don't have any friends that have either system I would go with the Playstation. It plays bluerays, you do not have to pay to play online, and it comes with memory. With the Xbox you have to buy all that stuff and pay 50 bucks a year to play online.

54 55

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More people play Xbox 360 than the Playstation. If you don't have any friends that have either system I would go with the Playstation. It plays bluerays, you do not have to pay to play online, and it comes with memory. With the Xbox you have to buy all that stuff and pay 50 bucks a year to play online.

really? ps3 has free online? wonder how they make money.  Again i used to play n64(essentially just goldeneye), ps2 and a whole lot of Call of Duty on the PC in college. I remember the online thing was just starting for video games.

 

i am not going to get one any time soon. I just bought a dog , so i am busy as it is, but I do think the games keep getting cooler, at least from what i see.

55

I always wondered if Ewoks were midget Wookies.

Of course.  Spell wookie backward.  The opposite of wookie is ewok... and they're little instead!  Now you know how George Lucas thinks.

 

56

i bought a wii for my sister, but it seemed like it was made for little kids. so is it xbox or ps3 that is the better system or are they essentially the same?

 

NEVER will I buy another Microsoft product. It has broken 3 times. If you touch the console while the game is in it, it scratches the $70 game into trash. It is hard to hook up to Wifi and you have to pay $$ to access. I hate the Xbox--it has caused misery. Our old play station 2 is still working as is the nintendo 64. I would always go with play station. Microsoft is also impossible to get help from.

57 Rasmussen: -14 three days in a row

Yeeararararrahgggghhhh!!

58 Ben at November 20, 2009 11:42 AM (wuv1c)

I have xbox 360. It's a great unit, I think. You have to buy a secondary cooling fan for it though, or its liable to overheat. That, and Blu Ray are its main drawback. It's userbase is a lot large than PS3 so you get more action in the online games (which I don't do too much). Also, generally, the graphics on the xbox are better than PS3 (its a slight difference, while you play you won't notice).

Contrary to Dagny, I thought MS was really helpful when I called them a few times. Only so much they can do, of course. But they try at least.

xbox lets you stream netflix movies to your TV. Not sure if PS does that or not.

59 Gallup has him below 50% on front page of Drudge.

60 Yeah the Xbox customer service was really helpful to me everytime I called them. Fixed it once when I got the blue ring of death too.

61 Red ring of death. God damn I am a noob.

62 55

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More people play Xbox 360 than the Playstation. If you don't have any friends that have either system I would go with the Playstation. It plays bluerays, you do not have to pay to play online, and it comes with memory. With the Xbox you have to buy all that stuff and pay 50 bucks a year to play online.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 20, 2009 11:44 AM (SqAkN)

Ditto on what Mr. Pink said.  The blu-ray play is the key.  You get a great gaming sytem plus a console to watch blu-ray movies and they are a much better viewing quality than regular dvd.

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#55  More people play Xbox 360 than the Playstation. If you don't have any friends that have either system I would go with the Playstation. It plays bluerays, you do not have to pay to play online, and it comes with memory. With the Xbox you have to buy all that stuff and pay 50 bucks a year to play online.

There is only one reason why I'm going to by a PS3.

GoW3 comes out in March!

And they have GoW and GoW2 remastered for the PS3 now too.  I don't think there'll be new content, as some moron told me a few days ago, but it'll still be awesome. 

64

Thanks for including the Altamont reference in the event title, Jack M. 

That way, if something really awful happens, you can all think of me.

65 62 They fixed the blue ring of death but they couldn't help with internet hook up. It also took forever for us to figure out that if you breathed on the console with a game in it, it was trash. We had to take back guitar hero 3 times because the disc was wacky twice and the guitar once. I, by and large, hate Microsoft anyway. I had to reinstall windows on my son's computer this week and couldn't find my microsoft office disc but had the product key. After destroying the house, I found the disc but the only way I could get tech help from microsoft was to pay $35.00. I also resent talking to india. Gateway is another bunch that can fruit bat themselves.

66

My Xbox 360 just got banned online for a "mistake" over a mod. So I sold that one and got a new one. I would have bought a PS3 but noone I know plays that. If I had a choice I would definately advise you getting a PS3.

67 EPIC! Gallup finally gives up on Obama and drops him sub 50% amongst Registered Voters. 

The actual number is not yet available (to me anyway).  This is HUGE and confirms the recent FoxNews and Rasmussen Polling.  ABC/Wapo is starting to look pretty silly with their 20% Republican sample and 56% Approval Rating.

68 Thanks Gallup, you were really wearing me out.

69 Thanks for including the Altamont reference in the event title, Jack M

That way, if something really awful happens, you can all think of me.

Why? Will you be beating morons to death with a pool cue?

70 Remember if Gallup has him that low, he is really lower.

71 69 EPIC! Gallup finally gives up on Obama and drops him sub 50% amongst Registered Voters. 

The actual number is not yet available (to me anyway).  This is HUGE and confirms the recent FoxNews and Rasmussen Polling.  ABC/Wapo is starting to look pretty silly with their 20% Republican sample and 56% Approval Rating.
Once this healthcare passes, it doesn't really matter. we will have lost, even if obama gets killed in 2010-2012. America will be a different country, we will have become a welfare state, and our "right" parties will resemble European Tories and Conservatives who do nothing but tell the voters that they can run the welfare state more efficiently, not that the welfare state needs to go.     

72 ok fess up, are one of you talkin smack to my kid on live xbox?

73 It was probably me willow I always talk smack to the little kids. I can't help it.

74
Can we ride in the Meghanium Falcon?

I heard it can do the Kessel Run with only twelve Hot Pockets.

75 damn it Mr Pink!. and i'm  trying to teach him manners

76 Those little British kids on there cuss worse than me.

77 they do

78

Say, which planet did Chewbacca come from again?

79 Vegas or New Orleans. Meh, I'll pass.

80 74 ok fess up, are one of you talkin smack to my kid on live xbox?

Posted by: willow at November 20, 2009 12:05 PM (GkYyh)

who the hell doesn't talk smack to little kids on xbox?

81 80

Say, which planet did Chewbacca come from again?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 20, 2009 12:11 PM (IPGTN)

chicago, in the illinois system I think.

82 PS3 can now stream Netflix - you have to get a disc from Netflix (it's free) and then you can stream.  PS3 is overall a far better piece of hardware, but for a long time they were way behind the 360 in game selection (it makes sense that Sony knows hardware and MS knows software).  The PS3 now has a good library of games too.

83 55 More people play Xbox 360 than the Playstation. If you don't have any friends that have either system I would go with the Playstation. It plays bluerays, you do not have to pay to play online, and it comes with memory. With the Xbox you have to buy all that stuff and pay 50 bucks a year to play online. From my experience it depends on the games. My sis and her friends are big into the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts series, so they all have Playstations. When the next KH comes out, all of them will break out the money for the Playstation 3, but not until then. Me? I want her to buy it so I can watch Blu-ray, hah.

84 The only thing more fun than talking smack to the kids with high pitched voices is team killing them until they cry.

85 Why would you want to go to a place where you have to dodge gunfire?

Aaaa ... so you can reciprocate with...Gunfire?

86 Make it in March and come to Phoenix.......Spring Training, booze, sun and chicks all over town. Also, just south of downtown it's hobo heaven, plenty of pickins'.

87 I'd rather go to Dalaran.

88 89 I'd rather go to Dalaran.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 20, 2009 12:26 PM (W2yhR)

WTB prot to Dal have tip pst thx

89 O/T - All of us here at AoSHQ have been regularly blessed by the presence of such intelletual menstrual cramps like palin-steele and honest cloud, that I thought I should pass along another brillian comment by someone who wades in that same gene pool.  The following comment was in response to today's article by Charles Krauthammer - "Travesty in New York"   Here's the idiots comment: I skip Krauthermer's articles because I do not consider him wise or intelligent enough to influence my mind. I don't agree with Professor Feldstein of Harvard, a conservative economist, but I read his articles regularly and always look forward to them, because he relies on facts and makes sense in the conclusions he draws, even if I come to different conclusions using the same facts.

Krauthermer makes no sense and bases his nonsense -playing to the gallery - on anecdotes and cliches.

We are trying these ALLEGED terrorists in civilian courts, through the fairest of legal systems, to prove that they are guilty, and to dish to them their due punishment.

If the facts show that they are not guilty, THEY SHOULD BE FREED. Do you have a problem with that?

Anything else is stupidity led by people like Krauthermer, Cheney, Rumsfeld, who have lowered the prestige of America so much that we even fear the possible outcome of our own legal system. If we don't respect ourselves, if we don't do what we preach, how else do you expect the world to believe what we preach they do? And you wonder why America is losing influence around the world at an alarming rate.

90 Check Drudge, Obama sub 50%.  Gallup firewall has broken

91

Mr. Pink, and Uncle, you guys are off my list of  the guys i'm fantasizing about in my sleep!

sniff

92

chicago, in the illinois system I think.

Oh I thought that was a Klingon.

93

89 I'd rather go to Dalaran.

Dalaran, where's that?  Only place I've heard of Dalaran is in Warcraft, in which Dalaran is the mage city destroyed by Archimonde in WC3.

94 WTB prot to Dal have tip pst thx

HAHAHAHA!

95 Dalaran, where's that?  Only place I've heard of Dalaran is in Warcraft, in which Dalaran is the mage city destroyed by Archimonde in WC3

but you can port everywhere.

96 93

Mr. Pink, and Uncle, you guys are off my list of  the guys i'm fantasizing about in my sleep!

sniff

Posted by: willow at November 20, 2009 12:31 PM (GkYyh)

but you should my durid's codpiece!

97

You're gonna do this in the wintertime?

Florida, baby! Preferably within driving distance of O'town.

98 How about Myrtle Beach, SC? 

Lots o' stuff to do there even in the Winter, especially for the golf nuts who don't like playing with orange balls in the snow.  Also, lots of outlet malls for the wifey and female morons.

Also, Charleston is good in the Winter when all the tourists are gone.  Best Irish pub in the Southeast there.

99

#97 but you can port everywhere.

Just looked up Dalaran on wiki and now it's a floating city in WoW?  Okay, I guess.

100 Using the iphone to join in, you tools, if you're going to game use a gaming laptop, great graphics, fast twichy mouse and keyboard controls, and its a lappy....take it with you don't let me pwn you fools on steam!!! i'll bring the pain on codmw2

101 100 How about Myrtle Beach, SC? 

Lots o' stuff to do there even in the Winter, especially for the golf nuts who don't like playing with orange balls in the snow.  Also, lots of outlet malls for the wifey and female morons.

Also, Charleston is good in the Winter when all the tourists are gone.  Best Irish pub in the Southeast there.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2009 12:36 PM (CDUiN)

Orange balls?  When I play in the snow, my balls are usually blue!

102 O/T skullworthy: Gallup will succumb, will show Obama approval under 50%.  Officially released at 1pm EST.

103 Amish is now on my list of dreams.

104 Just looked up Dalaran on wiki and now it's a floating city in WoW?

hahahaha. I had to look up Dalaran in WC3. I'm not old skewl enough. It's like the new, improved Shattrath.

105 "Orange balls? When I play in the snow, my balls are usually blue!" The same thing happens to me after a night of twittering Meghan McCain.

106

Once this healthcare passes, it doesn't really matter. we will have lost, even if obama gets killed in 2010-2012. America will be a different country, we will have become a welfare state, and our "right" parties will resemble European Tories and Conservatives who do nothing but tell the voters that they can run the welfare state more efficiently, not that the welfare state needs to go.

+1 Ben

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Kashyyyk is the name of the Wookie planet.

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PS3 is far superior to XBox in terms of capability and robustness of the hardware; but XBox is better for DLC and online play.

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May I suggest?  Beirut is awesome this time of year.

107

May I suggest?  Beirut is awesome this time of year.

Posted by: Truman North at November 20, 2009 12:49 PM (e8YaH)

Didn't Ace pillage visit Lebanon a few months ago?  Couldn't he hook us up with some of the goats Lebanese chicks he met? 

108 I hear Dalaran is beautiful this time of year and when your not partying the cooking and fishing dailies will keep you busy.

109

Over 50% of America is officially racist.

Again.

110 I take it the "-mont" ending means that drunk Hell's Angels are providing the event security?

111 next thread is up

112 Very quickly- Dagobah natives will notice no climatic difference between their home planet and New Orleans (and I'm an NO native). Tatooine natives will notice no difference between their home planet and Vegas.

113 Amish is now on my list of dreams.

Hey, I had that up at 92!

114 playing with orange balls

So, what's wrong with that?

115 Uh... Adam Baldwin himself (Jayne/Casey) tweeted a link to this.

Most impressive.

116 Where's the Val-u-Rite distillery?

117

NEW ORLEANS?!!??!

Seriously?

I live in NO and would be happy to help (up to a point ) as well as attend. Please let me know if there's anything I can do.

118 Too broke to fully enjoy Vegas right now, NO is a shithole. Come on guys!

119 I say VEGAS, baby! Gambling, booze, hotels, 24 hour everything. Perfect!

120 I'd like to vote against NO, unless it's going to be the week of June 5 - I already have to go there that week, I have no interest in making two trips there.

121 burberry scarf | CD Keys