December 10, 2009

Newsweek: "Unemployed Familes Need to Man Up"
— Ace

Yes, really, but it's not quite that bad. Under the headline:

The Recession's Sliver Lining

Ah. Yet another silver lining.

The headline is decidedly insensitive, but the article is slightly less so. I assume.

To be honest I don't know what the hell it's about; it's a typically confused feminist screed about something or other. I don't really know. Ask this guy, maybe he does. I assume the headline was just intended to be a catchy, provocative little "pun" or something, probably about how men can really help working moms in these tough economic times. (What does that have to do with unemployed families then, I wonder?)

But notice how aggressive and insensitive they were willing to be to the unemployed to sell their story.

The headline has since been changed, apparently -- now it's Families Need to Man Up.

Isn't it funny that Newsweek takes this position when the unemployed are not a club to be used against a president they disfavor, but instead a source of problems for a president they do favor.

Notice how quickly their view of such people shifts from sympathetic to hostile.

Again, I have no idea really what this article says. I did in fact attempt to read it and saw a great amount of whining by a woman about balancing job and family.

What is she talking about? Look, you guys pay me a salary, but you don't pay me enough to figure out what this addledpated harpy is going on about.

The key thing for me is the headline -- Man Up, Losers -- and of course that silver-lining subhed.

Posted by: Ace at 03:52 PM | Comments (68)
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1
And so it begins.

Posted by: the professional sockpuppeteer at December 10, 2009 03:55 PM (FAI37)

2 Man Up, eh?

I guess it's no longer funemployment.

Posted by: David in San Diego at December 10, 2009 03:55 PM (GF+6V)

3 Props for getting addledpated involved in this . Poor fucker probably hasn't seen the light of day for a while .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 10, 2009 03:58 PM (vKdhq)

4 That's it.  It's go time!

Posted by: The Mandelbaums at December 10, 2009 03:58 PM (GtYrq)

5 Hey, she's not one of ours, man.  Check with the Braindead Useless Bints Union.

Posted by: Addle-pated Harpies Union Local 457 at December 10, 2009 03:58 PM (92zkk)

6 It's called funemployment when it's not you.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 10, 2009 03:59 PM (mGSN1)

7
BUBU?

Posted by: the professional sockpuppeteer at December 10, 2009 03:59 PM (FAI37)

8
Does this mean its not as much fun being unemployed as the SRM keeps telling us?

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 10, 2009 04:00 PM (bOV32)

9 Ace, when you figure out how to apply for some of that "Obama Money', let me know.  My blog gets 1/10,000 of the hits of yours, so I figure I'm only good for a few million $$, not the hundreds of billions yours will bring in.  I'm OK with that.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 10, 2009 04:01 PM (ympAm)

10
I think a lot of people are in fact going to do exactly just that, man up. I have a feeling they'll start by voting the "most ethical Congress evah !" out of existence.




Posted by: Blazer at December 10, 2009 04:01 PM (+FzLa)

11 And according to a 2007 survey by Elle/MSNBC.com, female bosses are twice as likely than their male counterparts to be seen as having family obligations interfere with work.

Who's the man now?  You vaginas can't even cut it as bosses.  What makes you think you can handle my hard sciences?

Posted by: Larry Summers at December 10, 2009 04:01 PM (GtYrq)

12 I wonder if the "Man Up" challenge is also extended to the thousands of now unemployed print journalists.....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 10, 2009 04:02 PM (92zkk)

13
So what is it now, un-funemployment ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 10, 2009 04:02 PM (+FzLa)

14 Sorry guys, Kathleen Deveny cut off my testes in 1992.  She has them in a box under her desk at Newsweek in LI. Otherwise I'd be yelling at her:

GET ME MY SAMWICH, BITCH

Posted by: Dennis R. Kneale at December 10, 2009 04:03 PM (PWj+8)

15

Original headline:

Man the fuck up and get in the breadline

Posted by: The Real Neptune at December 10, 2009 04:03 PM (muhdt)

16
Man up and quit whining about freezing to death, global warming deniers!

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 10, 2009 04:05 PM (bOV32)

17 I do believe the proper phrase is nut up or shut up.  At least that's what Zombieland taught me and if you can't trust Woody Harrelson while he's killing zombies, I ask you, who can you trust?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 10, 2009 04:05 PM (nwTNa)

18 Again, I have no idea really what this article says. I did in fact attempt to read it and saw a great amount of whining by a woman about balancing job and family.

--Seriously Ace, what would you expect from that rag?  Birds even refuse to waste their shit on it.

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 04:06 PM (I3Udb)

19 I can't read the article.  I get so very angry when I read evidence that members of my sex are totally classless, incoherent, worthless twatweasels.  And you wouldn't like me when I get angry.

Posted by: ushie at December 10, 2009 04:06 PM (1kwr2)

20 We think the Homeless, AIDS patients, and Paraplegic War Vets need to stop whining, too! And stop bitching just because you're a Granny mugged for your Social Security check!

Posted by: Newsweek at December 10, 2009 04:07 PM (QECjC)

21 What the fuck Dennis?  Get back to work.  I'll cancel all your fucking shows if that's what it takes to get you to work.

Posted by: charles gasparino at December 10, 2009 04:09 PM (GtYrq)

22 Newsweak is well on it's way to online-only status.

Posted by: toby928 at December 10, 2009 04:09 PM (PD1tk)

23 And according to a 2007 survey by Elle/MSNBC.com, female bosses are twice as likely than their male counterparts to be seen as having family obligations interfere with work.

Who's the man now?  You vaginas can't even cut it as bosses.  What makes you think you can handle my hard sciences?

Posted by: Larry Summers at December 10, 2009 08:01 PM (GtYrq)

--Funny how they phrased that question.  I think most decent people, men and women, are more worried about work obligations interfering with family.

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 04:10 PM (I3Udb)

24 You better not have any "late night meetings" excuses Dennis.  I have needs.

Posted by: Kathleen Deveny at December 10, 2009 04:11 PM (GtYrq)

25 Lib media types like this remind me of Ebenezer Scrooge when he was asked to donate to the less fortunate:  "They should go ahead and die, thereby decreasing the surplus population".

Unless it's a conservative in the Oval Office, then it's "Oh you poor, ill-treated victims!  How horrible that the nasty rich republicans stole your job!"

Posted by: Intrepid at December 10, 2009 04:11 PM (92zkk)

26 They're telling us to man up so we go out and find a new job.  You can't expect actual hard working people who are down on their luck right now to suck off the government teet.  That belongs to the underclass that the Democrats created over 40 years ago.  Otherwise, they'll have to start rationing the teet.

Posted by: David in San Diego at December 10, 2009 04:11 PM (GF+6V)

27 Hey Ace, the bold italicized Sliver lining...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 10, 2009 04:11 PM (+3fAP)

28 I suspect the Newsweek writers will be trying to man up shortly themselves.

What a shitty rag.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 10, 2009 04:12 PM (BFqyO)

29 I commented first without clicking over to the article itself and I will have to say I think I just lost thirty I.Q. points and that I actually have no fucking clue what she is talking about.

But here's this nugget;

"Which means that when I have to take my daughter to the pediatrician or cut out early to attend her school's winter concert, I will probably lie and say I have to go to my own doctor instead. I am lucky to have reasonably flexible work hours, and an extremely flexible boss. But in an era of rampant job insecurity, it seems indefensible to request time off to hear my kid sing an Italian folk song—or get her a flu shot. Wouldn't that time be better spent doubling my productivity or developing new revenue streams?"

She is telling us to man up, but she can't tell the truth? That is pretty much what "manning up" is, at least when I was coming up that's what it meant.

 I wonder if she has any idea she she just ratted on herself in a national publication? And by national publication I mean probably about 4 people read it.

Posted by: Blazer at December 10, 2009 04:13 PM (+FzLa)

30 Ah. Yet another silver lining.

You bet. During the Bush years, the MSM was quick to find the downside of every economic upturn, the classic being "low unemployment is bad because it means that less people are looking for work." Now in the age of Prof. HopenChange, his media acolytes are sifting through the turds for stray corn kernels.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 10, 2009 04:14 PM (tClfg)

31

men featured rising status batteris and familes now available cheap for labor

Posted by: Laptop Battery at December 10, 2009 04:16 PM (q177U)

32

Let's not jump to conclusions.

The unemployed are acting stupidly.

Posted by: Barry O at December 10, 2009 04:18 PM (konek)

33 A "sliver" lining? So true...

Posted by: LAsue at December 10, 2009 04:18 PM (gIrH3)

34

Man up all you...men!

While I continue to whine about how unfair it all is that I have to choose between work and family -- what with my flexible hours and permissive bosses.

Lady, you make me freaking sick!  You tone deaf, spoiled rotten...$#%#$%^#%^#%.  You have no idea what the real world is really like.

Posted by: unknown jane, former and would like to be presently working mom at December 10, 2009 04:19 PM (5/yRG)

35

Hey, out of work parents ! Send your children to the coal mines or sweatshops. If your not gonna work, at least get someone in your family to.

Now get to crackin', it takes money to buy our magazine.

Posted by: Newsweak at December 10, 2009 04:19 PM (+FzLa)

36 I read her whole piece. 

All I got out of it was...OK, I confess, I got nothing.  It was incoherent babble.  Its only value was in demonstrating this imbecilic bint should be joining the ranks of the unemployed or working as porn fluffer where no mental capacity is required.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2009 04:20 PM (yckbe)

37 I try to decipher Laptop Battery guy's posts with an every-other-word code, or an every-two-words one.  So I get:

Men rising batteries, families available for....
or
Featured batteries now for....

 

Posted by: Intrepid at December 10, 2009 04:22 PM (92zkk)

38 The "homeless" have all miraculously vanished too.

Posted by: dagny at December 10, 2009 04:22 PM (GsR6T)

39
Its only value was in demonstrating this imbecilic bint should be joining the ranks of the unemployed or working as porn fluffer where no mental capacity is required.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2009 08:20 PM (yckbe)






She probably couldn't shut her yap up long enough to fluff. Get fired the first day.

Andrea Mitchell, Susan Roesgen, Maureen Dowd and now this twit. All cut from the same wretched cloth.

Posted by: Blazer at December 10, 2009 04:23 PM (+FzLa)

40 There was a local spike in will "work for food" guys right after Obama took office.  Lately they've been rather scarcer.  I wonder if they weren't picked up and told to keep a lower profile "or else".

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2009 04:29 PM (yckbe)

41 I think #32 pretty much nailed it.

(It's kind of scary when the laptop battery 'bot makes more sense than some of you other morons.)

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 10, 2009 04:31 PM (uEZYD)

42 Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2009 08:29 PM (yckbe)

There's been one of "San Diego's Finest Derelicts" here in my part of town for years.  He's still a fixture.  Then again where I live in a Red portion of the People's Republic of California.

Posted by: David in San Diego at December 10, 2009 04:32 PM (GF+6V)

43 Way O/T but an update on a fundraiser for the families of the 4 Lakewood police officers that were murdered by Maurice Clemmons.  Papa Johns Pizza will be donating the proceeds of their receipts from Tues. and Wed. to the families.  The pizza chain was anticipating raising 20,000 dollars.  Their donation is actually 125,855 dollars.  Amazing great news!  (KING 5 news report)

Posted by: runningrn at December 10, 2009 08:14 PM (vEclT)

--I have heard that it is only Seattle area stores.  Correct?

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 04:33 PM (I3Udb)

44 44 -- they've started picking up around here; in fact, I saw my first "need work" company, a local, small time electrical contractor; his guys and him took shifts standing by the side of the road...

Posted by: unknown jane, former and would like to be presently working mom at December 10, 2009 04:34 PM (5/yRG)

45 Do you think a reprint of this article will be in the severance packages of the Newsweek staff when that rag folds?

Do you think it will help?


Posted by: MarkD at December 10, 2009 04:36 PM (nur8S)

46 So where do I line up to get some of Obama's stash?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 10, 2009 04:37 PM (gofDd)

47 I love having to click through five different links to get to the original article. (Sorry, I'm cranky.) Of course, I couldn't read through the piece of crap either once I got to it. Once I saw the phrase "maternal profiling," I had to quickly click away.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 10, 2009 04:40 PM (mrc1E)

48 I think this thread has something to do with getting paid enough.  But I'm not sure, since I didn't read it either.

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 10, 2009 05:10 PM (/Ft4q)

49 FTFA:

Working mothers spend 60 percent more time each day on child care and household tasks than employed fathers, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Why do they always include this one, but leave out the fact that the men commute farther, work longer hours, and travel more?  That's right, honey, I can't take little princess to the doctor tomorrow.  Because I'll be in FUCKING CHICAGO.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 10, 2009 05:15 PM (XIXhw)

50

Thanks for the headsup, I wrote them a nastygram pointing out (among other things) that the WSJ is doing relatively fine, because it is the Journal of Record for grownups.

(Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at December 10, 2009 05:15 PM (lleUK)

51 I read the whole thing.  Basically she's bitching or hoping that now that more men are unemployed they'll step up and help take care of their families beyond just the paycheck.  So doing dishes, helping make dinner, more day to day child care stuff.....so all the stuff that every conservative family man I know already does.

Oh, and that she thinks working moms need to let go of the idea that they have to attend every single school party, play, and function.

Posted by: Nicole at December 10, 2009 05:20 PM (n032s)

52

Why do they always include this one, but leave out the fact that the men commute farther, work longer hours, and travel more?  That's right, honey, I can't take little princess to the doctor tomorrow.  Because I'll be in CHICAGO.

I'll be accused of being sexist again but as the mother, I want to take my children to the doctor because I know the exact number of hours they have had the cough or limp or rash or whatever, which shots they have had and when and what symptoms their brothers had a week ago. My husband is wonderful, loves them but not in such excruciating detail. I consider the specific welfare of my children my primary responsibility and the general welfare of the family his. The burdens are divided and it works. 

Posted by: dagny at December 10, 2009 05:38 PM (GsR6T)

53 Her little precious should be just the right size to become a chimney swift apprentice. Problem solved.

Posted by: TonyRezko at December 10, 2009 05:42 PM (L9FHf)

54

The mens is outta work and we deserves it?

Well.

Once I'm in a position of authority again (and I will be), I'll make sure to fire a couple of random bints. Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 10, 2009 05:43 PM (P33XN)

55 Suck it up, you dirty filthy unemployed.

We really appreciate your hard work at not working at the end of 08 (specifically in September & October of 0 .  We really do.  But you've done your job, so to speak. 

Now go home & get a real job or go back to school (you've seen those ads - Obama wants YOU to go back to school!).

Do it before we call you racist for making our guy look bad.

Posted by: The MSM at December 10, 2009 05:49 PM (4iIhs)

56 We have to remember that Newsweak, upon seeing that they're not even being read in waiting rooms anymore with the cell phones occupying patients, they've decided that they didn't really want to appeal to the nose-picking Walmart shoppers.

They decided to be an "essay journal for the upscale reader", you know, the navel gazers who shit Tiffany cuffllinks.

Clueless and out of touch doesn't even begin to describe these shitstains of print journalism, yet somehow they are supposed to hold the keys to the castles of wisdom that will lead us to the promised world

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2009 05:52 PM (sYxEE)

57

"...addledpated harpy..."

Heh!!!!!11!

(burps milk through nose)

Posted by: TomK at December 10, 2009 06:01 PM (WkrUl)

58 Clueless and out of touch doesn't even begin to describe these shitstains of print journalism, yet somehow they are supposed to hold the keys to the castles of wisdom that will lead us to the promised world

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2009 09:52 PM (sYxEE)

 

Yeah, the dolts at "Editor and Publisher" tried that model.  The only difference was that their regurgitated talking points were packaged for other journalists. 

"Editor and Publisher" folded today.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2009 06:03 PM (wgLRl)

59 Nicole, thanks for taking one for the team and parsing that psychobabble down to a coherent coupla sentences.
-----------------------------
I guess Newsweak ain't paying for therapy sessions any more...the "writers" have to unload their "issues" in the current issue now instead. 

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at December 10, 2009 06:13 PM (KWhJd)

60 The great Obama recession is a terrific time to be a guy looking for change. You can get your child support and any alimony cut by 75% or more. If you are still attached to the biatch its a great time to cut her lose. What's she gonna do, take half of nothing? You're free! Run! Man up hell, it's time to Man Out!

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2009 06:56 PM (orbdz)

61 "Editor and Publisher" folded today.

Yea, I smiled when I read about that. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2009 07:54 PM (Ko/uF)

62 So let's see.

A year ago, Newsweek had an aneurysm over Phil Gramm talking about "whiners" and how we were in a "mental recession", reaching new rhetorical heights and synonym levels for "insensitive" and "stupid".

http://tinyurl.com/yk4qkxr

And now that Teleprompter Jesus is demonstrating that his only knowledge or capability in regard to the economy is Being Black, suddenly calling people whiners and saying they need to snap out of it is suddenly the highest wisdom.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at December 10, 2009 08:10 PM (X0n95)

63 I work in a building that is known locally as "The Newsweek Building" as they were the original tenants and had the whole building to themselves years ago.  They're on their way out now.  Told their own employees to go get stuffed, got rid of most of them and left a skeleton crew to empty out the whole office.  I've a whole dumpster out back full of years worth of their magazines, some documents, ancient broken equipment, and other office crap.  Thumbed through quite a few back issues, and grabbed a copy of their Obama-porn Inaugural Issue just for laughs (it's that overboard with the worship).  I can't say I'm sorry to see them go - this was their "Educational Services" group, you know, the people who put the propaganda in schools so that children believe the crap they spout.  I'm rooting for the day when Newsweek just goes belly-up and dies.  However, as a human being and it being the holiday season and all, I feel bad for all of the people they just fired/laid off from that facility.  I wonder if all of their (former) employees are seeing the silver lining right this moment?

Posted by: Quicklime at December 10, 2009 09:04 PM (mUWtG)

64 Anti-America?  Check!
Anti-War apologies for Islam?  Check!
Climate propaganda?  Check!
Pandering to revisionist history on Native peoples?  Check!
The Oscar goes to Bluebama.

Posted by: DANEgerus at December 10, 2009 09:52 PM (LMi2C)

Posted by: jason at December 11, 2009 06:05 AM (NsJ2b)

66 Serious profound question:

If woman can't juggle work and family without the assistance of the father -- what sorts of idiots are single mothers by choice?

Posted by: mischief at December 11, 2009 10:13 AM (YBNwI)

67 What is this "Newsweek" thing you speak of?

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