1 "I'm too old for this shit!"

2 Love that 10% indoor tanning tax.  Don't see a lot of brothers taking indoor tanning sessions.

3 So that's what we have in this "first-class temperament" guy. A coddled, petulant boy-man who stewing in resentment that the the rest of his life wasn't just as easy as grades K-12.

FTFY

4 Whose the racist again?

5

Obama: "Danny Glover is a Dick"

... wow, for the first time in my life I agree with this president !

 

6 SO sick of the meme regarding the "worst economic crisis since the Great Depression." You took a bad but manageable situation and made it infinitely worse - just because you could - and just because doing so allowed you to line the pockets of your core constituents. Grow up, you petulant three year old.

7
I think we can establish a general rule that Obama doesn't like anyone who doesn't polish his knob...daily...and swallow.

8 Just call Danny Glover a Global Warming Denier. Problem solved, no criticism he makes will stick in the future.

9 Much of what he's doing is a wealth-transfer from one demographic (older, whiter) to another (younger, blacker). One needn't need to be a racist to object to such take-from-me-to-give-to-thee scheming.

As he says, he can't pass laws that "say" he's doing this, even if he's kind of doing it.

---

QFT.

10 I don't think the college jock analogy quite works.  For one thing, he's still supported by an alarming number of fools who think he's King Poo.

The problem is that he only won in high school because the other teams forfeited but he thinks it was because he's such a bitchin' quarterback.  Now he's getting his ass kicked on the college team.

Except, of course, he's still pretty much getting every damn thing he wants.

*sigh*

See, the real problem is that Obama's still succeeding.  See ObamaCare.

11 Issues are never simple. One thing I'm very proud of is very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

12

"Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him."

Ace, that was perfect! 

13 I'm starting to believe he thinks he's better than us.

14

Us: "Who are you?"

Obama:  "I am 'FUCK.' 

"FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!"*

 

*with apologies to the late George Carlin, who was funny, at times, but was a barking moonbat, just like Danny Glover.

15

Well this is the shit-storm one can and should expect when representing factions and not principles.

I'm okay with being "leaderless" as we need only be guided by the Constitution.

Liberals on the other hand have to account for every group dependent upon entitlements. Don't piss off the following: the Hispanics, the African Americans, femi-broads, the eco wackjobs, the ACLUeless, the abortion zealots, union goons, Oh lawdy lawd, did I get everyone?? Surely not.

16 Obama made Rev. USofKKKWright famous stateside.

Britain has its Anglican Father Tim Jones admonishing the poor to shoplift rather than shop at charitable stores. What, socialist England doesn't have any?

17 Obama's worse than the high school jock. He's the asshole who got repeatedly pantsed by the high school jock, found out first hand a "swirlie" is not a type of ice cream, and never got laid by anything not attached to his arm. Obama is that guy who graduated, and worked his way into acedemia where he represented the holy grail of liberal guilt to former useful idiots. He does this to screw everyone he felt had an advantage or was better than him (note the chip on the shoulder) like the jock, and he requires constant affirmation so he won't sink back to his depressed pitiful self. He's that guy you went to high school with who was a loser and became a cop just to use his "authorit-i" to show you how awesome he is. In short, a bully. Freud would have a field day with this asshole

18

Of course, there's grumbling, because we just went through the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression."

Notice the past  tense of " just went through".  Man, we are still going through an economic crisis and it's shaping up to be "the Greater Depression".  This A-hole is starting to believe his own press!

As an aside, the last time I liked Danny Glover he was beating the shit out of Whoopee Goldberg in the Color Purple.

19 So did April Ryan get this interview as a makeup for Gibbsy being a condescending dick to her a couple of weeks ago?

20 The bitter, brittle Obama in his nutshell:
"Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him."
Copenhagen whipped his "gifted" ass and he came home with his tail tucked between his legs.

21

I think we can establish a general rule that Obama doesn't like anyone who doesn't polish his knob...daily...and swallow.

Hm.  Me neither.  You're all rat bastards.

22 all i can see is that stinkin' MOLE near his nose.

23
"Is there grumbling?" he asked rhetorically. "Of course, there's grumbling, because we just went through the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression."


Wait, what? Went through, like in the past tense? Evidently this guys back to snorting rails again.

24

To read up on his psychosis, you all should check out Robin from Berkley on American Thinker.

She's a conservative convert and she's fabulous. She doesn't pull any punches in discussing his narcissism.

25 Freud would have a field day with this asshole Posted by: Jollyroger

In short, Obama has castration anxiety.

26
Whats Danny Glover pissed off about anyway? I thought he spent most of his time with Sean "The real life Snowman" Penn now, down in Caracas polishing Chavez's boots.

27 Scene from Lethal Panel 2: Healthcare Boogaloo


Barack "Arjen" Obama: Certain actors in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation?
Rahm "Pieter" Emmanuel: Warn them off. It's my experience that a scared actor is more useful than a dead one.
Barack "Arjen" Obama: A warning... is that not a bit tame?
Rahm "Pieter" Emmanuel: Depends how you do it.

28 Isn't Danny Glover one of the guys who went to Venezuela to lick Hugo Chavez's boots.

I think we see what Danny Glover wants more of.

29 Went through, like in the past tense?

I started shorting several stocks today and got out of my position in US Steel and started shorting that too.  With the PRC getting nervous, and the commercial paper collapse in progress, I'm seeing at least another 9-12 months of pain...more if congress continues to act like its spending Monopoly money.

I'm "embracing the suck".

30
Danny Glover is Sgt. Roger Murtaugh in,


LETHAL

          WEEPING

31 Danny Glover is a self admitted Commie. I have no use for him.

32 Obama's a mook.

33 Oh Dear God this man is the President of the United States.  100 years from now historians will write about how tens of millions of Americans all had one big fuckin collective brain fart and voted this nincompoop into office.

34 It's funny that these liberal so called "non-racist" are always bringing up race. Almost as if they are in fact, racists.

35 Obama only cares about black America on one day each year. That's Father's Day, when he likes to go to the black church and lecture black men about how they're not being good fathers, or how they need to stop feeding their kids fried chicken for breakfast, like he did during the campaign. I think he does that because he feels white folks like to hear it.  Remember Jesse Jackson's comment when he was heard saying he wanted to cut Obama's nuts off?  He was upset because Obama was talkin' down to black folks. I don't think Obama has a very positive feeling about the black community, except that we need to be taken care of.

36 Obama to Glover:  I told you I need my homework done early so I could recopy it. Is there anybody in there? Hello, McFly, McFlyyyyy.

37 Danny Glover as Detective David Tapp in an ObamaCare production SAW VI: The Tonsil Collector

38

I'm told that I hate all of them.

39
Danny Glover as Capt. Bartholomew Clark in....



MOONBAT *21

40 Dude has some thin skin.

41

"As an aside, the last time I liked Danny Glover he was beating the shit out of Whoopee Goldberg in the Color Purple."

 

 I liked him in 'Flight of the Intruder' He was the Squadron CO. Beyond that I can't think of much more i like him in.

 

Btw, I know I'm a infrequent poster here at AoSHQ compared to some of you, but I just want to say thanks for the laughs and i wish you all a Merry Christmas

42 It's so great to hear that most of black Hollywood still has your back, Barry. You know, just in case white Hollywood decides to take a break from cupping your balls to prevent chafing.

43

Danny to Dear Leader: 

I'm really pissed off at you...er....uh....well one half of you that is.  The white half.

44

And the greatest constitutional lawyer in the history of the world who was ever Harvard Law Review editor seems to believe the president passes laws when the House of Representatives and the Senate are actually responsible for that.

Did the O study at Joe Biden U?

45 sydneyjane: "Obama only cares about black America on one day each year. That's Father's Day..."

Well, there's federal election day, too, which is every other year, so let's not sell Obama short.

Too bad that constituency, by overwhelming numbers and almost exclusive dominance, continues to reward the very people who, presumably, keep them oppressed.

46 Danny Glover totally saved Gone Fishin' from being a sucky movie.

47 Well, Ace, I'd say your summed it up perfectly.  Except I don't think he was ever even close to being the high school Alpha Jock.  More like the Alpha Urkel.  Dude, didn't you see that sissy "throw" at the baseball game?  In the mom jeans? 

48 Ya know... this might just be the breaking point where the morons of America get their clocks cleaned and we thin the herd of fools and idiots. Luckily, they are easy to spot these days.

49 @49 Alpha Urkel. ROFLMAO. I like!

50
The health care sham contains TAX INCREASES FOR EVERYONE.

51 To me, Obama sounds like the guy who's gotten a free ride all his life, always failing upward, until he's finally in a position in which there's no place left to go.  Now that he's being forced actually to do the job he's been promoted into, he finds work really, really hard and stuff.

52 Wait, did Obama refuse to hail a cab for Glover?

*rimshot*

53 @49 and the bicycle helmet and "moobs." He's a paper tiger. Thats why he's so defensive. Can't let anyone say the emperor has no clothes

54
Danny Glover stars in.....



PREDATOR POLITICIAN 2

He's in D.C. with a few days to kill America.

55 all i can see is that stinkin' MOLE near his nose.

That's not a mole. It's one of George Soros' hemorrhoids.

56

and never got laid by anything not attached to his arm.
Obama had a chicken attached to his arm in high school and college?

57 Danny Glover in

L E T H A L

P R O F I L E

58 @53 Well said. You can see the bewilderment on his face these days, even with his trusty teleprompter nearby.

59 What would you expect from Marxist who is 50% Caucasian, 43.75% Arabic, and 6.25% African Negro. Obama ain't black enough.

60 Danny Glover in

L I S T E N
T O
M E
N O W,
T O M

61

"Ya know... this might just be the breaking point where the morons of America get their clocks cleaned and we thin the herd of fools and idiots. "

 

given how a lot of states are broke or close to it, I have been wondering what would happen to people totally dependent on city/county/local money/support for their home/food/etc.

I wish no harm to come to my fellow americans, but something has to give, states are just plain running out of money, so are the Feds. When the money runs out, what happens next?..........

62 My black actors are down for the struggle; Danny Glover is just an Uncle Tom oreo.

63 Danny Glover Barrack Obama's Ears OPERATION DUMBO DROP 2 This time the shit falls on Washington

64

"the rest of his life wasn't just as easy as grades K-12"

I bet his early grades in Indonesia weren't easy at all.  I bet he was shocked when he enrolled in school in Hawaii and found out that he would be socially promoted all the way.

65 Well damnation, something on which I agree with Bambi. Danny Glover is a dick, and a treasonous commie fucktard to boot. But then, so is Bambi. Case closed.

66

Danny Glover in,

Operation

Dumb Ass

 Drop

67 Danny Glover stars in... CAN YA LEND A N***A A PENCIL? A Spike Lee Joint

68

Speaking about high school stuff, I just saw on Fox that in Washington state, there is proposal to lower school standards because so many students can't graduate.

I believe that this is actually a jobs proposal.  I know, I know!  That's crazy you say!  Hear me out.

The plan is actually an ingenius plan for achieving full employment.  If students don't have to know anything, why would teachers?  When they go through the gut picking up winos and hookers, they could just drop them off at the closest school... Teachers!

You just watch, when this plan is enacted, Obama will take credit for it.  Hell, he's probably already counting all of the jail populations right now as jobs created and saved!

 

69

"If you want me to line up all the black actors, for example, who support me and put them on one side of the room and a couple who are grumbling on the other, I'm happy to have that," Obama said, adding that polls show African-Americans express "overwhelming support for what we've tried to do."

Will Rasmussen or Gallup start reporting the President's BAI (Black Actor Index)?  Will they measure it daily or only weekly?

70 Glover vs Obama, Glover vs Obama, Glover vs Obama? Hum? Gee that is a tough one. Can I get back to ya on that one?

71

What EXACTLY was it that Danny Glover wanted 'teh won' to do?

I suspect it was something akin to a White tax, but I'd be curious to see.

72 Did someone say joint?

73 "Of course, there's grumbling, because we just went through the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression."

Two things:
1) "just went through"?  Shouldn't our genius Harvard grad have said, "just gone through"?  I'm not a grammar expert, check me out here.

2) PAST TENSE??

74 here's where I mumble something about racism while gargling my paperboy's balls.

75

Gee Danny, what is a matter. You have 25% unemployment in the African-American community and George Bush isn't around to blame?

Sorry to hear that. Now go fuck off.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 21, 2009 06:45 PM (V9SYy)

Isn't it closer to 50% among Black males?

76

Danny Glover stars in...

BOYZ IN THE HOODWINK

77 this guy is the high school Alpha Jock Absolutely not. He's the kid who never enjoyed playing with the other kids, but he spent all his time performing for adult (teachers, mostly) approval. They loved him, he was so clever. There's nothing inside. He seeks that approval.

78 @78 Amazing Crusader for Social Justice? Is that you? I was waiting for you to swoop in and save the day with your uncanny ability to find racism where there isn't any.

79

Danny Glover stars in,


A
MARXIST
IN
THE
SUN

80 Nice! Because you can't polish a white ass.

You expertly couch virulent racism in neutral rhetoric. I wish we could do that.

Posted by: The Aryan Brotherhood at December 21, 2009 06:49 PM (vvUEK)

What do you mean?  Robert Byrd's ass is so highly polished, you can see yourself in it.

81 Well, this is one rare instance where I happen to agree with the President.

Danny Glover *IS* "a dick".

82
This is Obama showing us how much of a neophyte he is. Again he tells people he's only the president of those who support him. Everyone else can kiss his ass.

83

If you want me to line up all the black actors, for example, who support me and put them on one side of the room and a couple who are grumbling on the other, I'm happy to have that," Obama said

What a snotty little shit he is.

Any other president would have diplomatically avoided making this personal and instead just talked up his accomplishments.

Oh, but not Mr First Rate Temperment. Everything's personal with this thin-skinned little nothing of a man.

84 "This guy has just never gotten serious criticism in his life. He's been overindulged and promoted far beyond his abilities his whole damn life."

Nailed it!

85

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 21, 2009 06:49 PM (B5cM9)

"Went" is grammatically correct.  But it diverges from reality, given that we are still in the Obama Recession.

86

okay , I just saw this headline of today's Chicago sun times

(the page 10 'news in brief' column):

 

"7 adults wounded in possible drive by shooting"

 

what makes it "possible"?  if the people were in a car shooting guns out of it while the car was in motion, I'd say that is a drive by.

 

87

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 21, 2009 06:53 PM (V9SYy)

Anyone check back with that one lady to see if she ever got Obama to cover her rent and her car payment?

88

Say what you want about 'ol Bob Byrd, but a virulent true blue champion of the white race would have never have dropped his sheets off at an Asian laundry to be cleaned.

I question his purity.

89

what makes it "possible"?  if the people were in a car shooting guns out of it while the car was in motion, I'd say that is a drive by.

Maybe they did the shooting on foot and got in a car after and fled.

90 Obama hates black people

Actually, he does.  Like all community organizers, they're just cannon fodder for him.  Oh, he likes the Ivy Leaguers -- affirmative action or not -- they're part of the club and they're working for social justice for the little guy.

No matter how many little guys have to die in the process.

Hey, how about the DC school vouchers program?

Exactly.

91 Typical Obasshole.

All who support Him on one side and a couple who grumble on the other.

How about all who grumble?

92 Whether there's a public option in there or not, if you don't have health insurance, you are going to have now the option of getting it at a reasonable cost.

The great fallacy here is that those of low income ALL don't have insurance simply because of money. Total BS. They have plenty of health care. Yeah it's crappy but it's free, for the most part. You can't get blood from a stone. No cost is reasonable if you are unwilling to pay anything. If this bill finally goes through Obama's precious poor and young will be the first to turn on him because they are the ones who have the least desire to purchase insurance. Fine instead? No problem. They pay fines all the time. Jail, no problem. You get free health care in jail. Food and a bed too.

93
corrections:

1) temperament

2) Peggy Joseph

94

given how a lot of states are broke or close to it, I have been wondering what would happen to people totally dependent on city/county/local money/support for their home/food/etc.

I wish no harm to come to my fellow americans, but something has to give, states are just plain running out of money, so are the Feds. When the money runs out, what happens next?..........

The problem and the irony is, the longer the libs/Dems/progressives keep the plates spinning in the current system, the more people get signed up either for welfare and transfer payments or for 6 figure government salaries with gold-plated pensions, the harder the crash is going to be when it inevitably comes.  (And some of their strategists even get that, see Cloward-Pivens.)  I'd rather see the transfer payment/welfare state halt now, even if it means an immediate crash, when we still have the capital to rebuild private enterprise and the luxury of giving to private charity.  But the way to bet in our democracy is that we'll keep going down this road until the money runs out hard, and the people who looked ahead and provided for their families aren't going to open their wallets and cupboards to help out welfare cases and government employee princes if it means starving their own families.  I think one or two generations out may see the vindication of the survivalists, and I'm not looking forward to it.

95
I think Peggy Jones is one of Brian Dennehy's aliases.

96

If you're gonna be a lover,
Don't forget the Glover!

97

Anyone check back with that one lady to see if she ever got Obama to cover her rent and her car payment?

Posted by: stuiec at December 21, 2009 06:55 PM (7AOgy)

If she was any better off now than she was back then, you can damn well bet the media would have had her plastered across the covers of every major magazine and news program touting her new found savior who lifted her up from her lowly state, so I'm gonna have to with no.

I'd say she's probably worse off.

98

Peggy Jones probably moved to Detriot since they were giving out money from Obama's "stash".  Pretty sad state where, instead of hard work and dedication, people start looking to the government to provide not a social safety net, but everything else, like gas.

Oh, and Danny Glover, go fuck off.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 21, 2009 06:58 PM (V9SYy)

It's "to each, according to his needs;  from each, when Hell freezes over."  See how they made it better than the original version of Marxism?

99

"Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

And he reacts with anger, of course, swirled with a bit of existential panic -- What is he if not that?

So that's what we have in this "first-class temperament" guy. A coddled, petulant boy-man who stewing in resentment that the the rest of his life wasn't just as easy as grades K-12." 

.......the dude reminds me of the former mayor of Detroit....Kwame Kilpatrick has the exact same damage as Mr. President.  One can only hope Mr. President finds himself in a similar situation as Mr. Kilpatrick in the near future.

100

Oh, "from each, when Hell freezes over" only applies to the dependent class.

For the rest of us, it's "from each, until the stone bleeds."

101 What a thin-skinned prick this "President" is. What a thin-skinned juvenile crybaby preening jackass of a prick.

102
aaiirrfgghhhghhhg, oh sweet Jesus, arrtrghhyjjjooo, hallelujah, Mr Pezident!

103
Danny Glover stars in,

HOW
STALIN
GOT HIS
GROOVE
BACK

104 86
This is Obama showing us how much of a neophyte he is. Again he tells people he's only the president of those who support him.

So if I don't support him, he's not my president and therefore his "rules" don't apply? I'm OK with that if it means I don't have to take part in DeathCare or Cap and Tax....

/can I have Dick Cheney as my President?

105

......Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

And he reacts with anger, of course, swirled with a bit of existential panic -- What is he if not that?

So that's what we have in this "first-class temperament" guy. A coddled, petulant boy-man who stewing in resentment that the the rest of his life wasn't just as easy as grades K-12.

 

......He's the asshole who got repeatedly pantsed by the high school jock, found out first hand a "swirlie" is not a type of ice cream, and never got laid by anything not attached to his arm.

ROFLMAO!!  Classic lines like those are the reason I keep returning to Ace o' Spades.

Descriptive and entertaining, to boot.

106 111 86 This is Obama showing us how much of a neophyte he is. Again he tells people he's only the president of those who support him." Well that is how they do their governing in Chicago.

107
Obama is our king.

108 "See, the real problem is that Obama's still succeeding.  See ObamaCare."

Obama was being modest, he deserves and A+.  Unfortunately his grading scale is different than the one America wants to use.  In all honesty I don't remember a president in my lifetime getting everything he wanted the way Obama has.  A+ for his successes, F for the effect his policies have on the average American and our freedom.

109 Well, Ace, I'd say your summed it up perfectly.  Except I don't think he was ever even close to being the high school Alpha Jock.  More like the Alpha Urkel.  Dude, didn't you see that sissy "throw" at the baseball game?  In the mom jeans? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 21, 2009 06:37 PM (UOM4

More like a scrub on some bumfuck Hawaiian high school team, forced to undergo teabagging from the starters in practice drills where the coach teaches the good players about avoiding offensive fouls while flying into the douches.  If Ear Leader was any goddamn good you'd never hear the end of it from his cheerleading shills in the MSM.  With his massive ego, he must've been seething on the bench how it was so unfair that the coach was playing favorites with the other guys and if he only got a chance he'd be a star and his deadbeat POS father might actually pay attention to him.  If he ever got into a game because it was a runaway, whoever he was "guarding" probably lit him up like one of Bammy's spliffs.

110 First Danny Glover turns on Barry now his comrades in Cuba:

HAVANA – Cuba's foreign minister called President Barack Obama an "imperial and arrogant" liar Monday for his conduct at the U.N. climate conference, a reflection of the communist island's increasingly fiery verbal attacks on the U.S. government.

Bruno Rodriguez spent an hour and a half lambasting Obama's behavior in Copenhagen, telling a news conference, "at this summit, there was only imperial, arrogant Obama, who does not listen, who imposes his positions and even threatens developing countries."

These Cubans are nothing but birther, skin heads.

111
Julio was working at McDonalds for 3 years and going to junior college for 6 years. He asked Obama if he "could maybe somehow make better for him the benefits there."

112 He's more like a studio's child star-brat.  Who's been given everything he's ever wanted because his movies have always brought in big money.  Until he's all grown up and the audience realizes he's not that great an actor and he was cuter as a kid.  Ticket sales dry up, he starts hearing the word, "No.", starts pitching hissy fits, and eventually ends up on a celebrity reality show.

113 What happened to Snookie?

114
Good Lord, I forgot about that idiot. I suspect he is still a McDonald's and pretty happy to be there. Of course, with all the funemployment, Julio may have been replaced by someone who actually can do his job better.



Lets not forget about Aunt Zetuni. Still cozy and plump living living without the fear of deportation off of our tax dollars in a Boston Section 8 housing complex.

115 119 Julio was working at McDonalds for 3 years and going to junior college for 6 years. He asked Obama if he "could maybe somehow make better for him the benefits there." Will the little polesmoking bum named Julio thank me when those benefits are paid for with my money? Or will he continue to vote for assholes like Obama that take my money and give him a little cut in exchange for his vote? Fucking thief.

116 OT:  Saw AVATAR because the wife made me.

It sucked.

Fuck all those morons who were insisting there was no agenda and that we were all crazy and it's just a film anyway.  With a poker in your skullhole.

117 I think we can establish a general rule that Obama doesn't like anyone who doesn't polish his ass his dick to a high sheen.

FIFY

118
Julio was working at McDonalds for 3 years and going to junior college for 6 years. He asked Obama if he "could maybe somehow make better for him the benefits there."

Posted by: Posted by at December 21, 2009 07:12 PM (qNCyO)

Shouldn't he be a manager there by now or have opened his own franchise? Shit, with his degree, he should be at corporate by now pulling the strings. That would make an awesome puff-piece. I thought everyone at Mickey-D's was a manager and CEO in training ?

119 If you want me to line up all the black actors, for example, who support me and put them on one side of the room and a couple who are grumbling on the other, I'm happy to have that" How about we line up all the people who don't want the crappy health care bill on one side and all those who do on the other and use that to determine if the bill passes or not? Popularity contests are his friend when he's on the winning side, ignored when he's on the losing. Typical.

120 124 OT: Saw AVATAR because the wife made me. I ain't seeing that or that piece of shit GI. Joe the real UN hero if someone paid me.

121
OT:  Saw AVATAR because the wife made me.


I would rather swallow a box of roofing nails than shell out the money to see that. I'll just wait for the cables.

122 I ain't seeing that or that piece of shit GI. Joe the real UN hero if someone paid me.

Getting dragged to stupid movies she wants to see is one of the major bones of contention in our marriage. I sympathize with your perspective, Mr. Pink, but some battles make problems bigger than they're worth.

It was worse than I expected, and I spent the last 45 minutes in the lobby.

Good on you for not going.

123
Obama: Danny Glover's a Dick




Yes, its true........Danny Glover has no dick.

124

Barack Obama stars without Danny Glover in a one man presentation of 

LONESOME DOVE

125 If you want me to line up all the black actors, for example, who support me and put them on one side of the room and a couple who are grumbling on the other, I'm happy to have that," Obama said, adding that polls show African-Americans express "overwhelming support for what we've tried to do.

I'll take 'AnAl bum Cover' for 7,000 Alex.

126

Dude!

Danny Glover was in an episode of BJ and the Bear...I might have to cut him just a little slack for that.

127 OT: Saw AVATAR because the wife made me. Am waiting till it's in the $3 theaters here. But Sherlock Holmes this weekend? Can't wait.

128

Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

I would say that getting elected President is a pretty good working definition of "make the team."  He is more like the overrated recruit who shows up, gets handed the starting job, and proceeds to throw five interceptions in the season opener.

129
Danny Glover in,



B.J. AND THE RUSSIAN BEAR

130

Obama is our king.

King Shit on Turd Hill

131

I would never make my husband go to a movie he didn't want to see because 1. I'm too cheap, 2. He might want me to go some stupid baseball movie and I can't do that again, and 3. I have no desire to bankroll Hollywood and only go to new star trek movies (my inner secret dork from 7th grade) and stuff like the Patriot

Tell her to find a girlfriend who has similiar taste...

132 He is more like the overrated recruit who shows up, gets handed the starting job, and proceeds to throw five interceptions in the season opener.

Umm...Are you talking about me?

133 So, what does that make the "conservative" turds who floated after him?  Is David Brooks the nerd that the nerds who got pantsed picked on for being too big a nerd?

134

I would just love to see how this woman feels right now.....

http://tinyurl.com/67mfay

 

135 Rudy G out again. Wonder what dirt the f'ing dems have on him.

136 No Jay, your ego isn't as big as mine....

137 Barry better check to see if he's standing on plastic.

138 A feature of the extreme narcissist personality is the Sadistic, which means that the more pain the country is in, the more King Barry likes it. The way the rest of his psyche is falling down around his ears, the pain of others may be the only thing he enjoys. Unfortunately, he has three more years to cause us more pain!!

139

@ 142

"If I help him, he's gonna help me!" And right in front of her children too. So they too expect the government to provide  for all of their needs.

140 Sigh. Why can't I just eat my waffle?

141 Off topic, but I am absolutely amazed at the bipolar reaction to Avatar amongst morons.   I'm thinking this has been an evil ploy by Cameron to divide us all along.

BTW, never saw Titanic, and I'll continue my streak by refusing to watch Avatar as well.  Unless... both Jessica Alba and Zooey Deschanel ditch their girlie men and treat me to a 3D adaptation of the film, and afterward take me back to their shared apartment so they can do naughty, wonderful things to me.

What?  Don't judge me.

142 Ticket sales dry up, he starts hearing the word, "No.", starts pitching hissy fits, and eventually ends up on a celebrity reality show.

And don't forget, "Angry and hooked on drugs"

143 OT: Saw AVATAR because the wife made me.

You clearly do not wear the pants in your family. 

144 If anyone was ever the poster child for "daddy issues" it's King Barry. Good Lord. I've seen tissue paper thicker than his skin.

145

 "If I help him, he's gonna help me!" And right in front of her children too. So they too expect the government to provide  for all of their needs.

Posted by: crystal at December 21, 2009 07:51 PM (KVSUW)

And see right there is the fallacy of her and the rest of 52 percenter's logic. Helping him or any other of the slimeballs in Washington helps you. Unless your happy as a prole being fed scraps from your neo-masters for votes near election time that is. Helping America by fighting tooth nail to lift yourself up through hard work and paying your fair share helps all of us. Its those type of ethics that have made us the greatest nation on earth in the history of mankind.

I'm sorry to say this, but I hope folks like Peggy suffer the worst. It's the only way they're ever gonna learn. Hopefully, at least her children may learn something from this. As a child from a bleeding heart liberal household, I did, so there is hope.

146 Here's today's Dear Leader message of thanks. ------------------------------------- Early this morning, the Senate made history and health reform cleared its most important hurdle yet -- garnering the 60 votes needed to move toward a final vote in that chamber later this week. This marks the first time in our nation's history that comprehensive health reform has come to this point. And it appears that the American people will soon realize the genuine reform that offers security to those who have health insurance and affordable options to those who do not. I'm grateful to Senator Harry Reid and every senator who's been working around the clock to make this happen. And I'm grateful to you, and every member of this community, for all the work you have done to make this progress possible. After a nearly century-long struggle, we are now on the cusp of making health insurance reform a reality in the United States of America. As with any legislation, compromise is part of the process. But I'm pleased that recently added provisions have made this landmark bill even stronger. Between the time when the bill passes and the time when the insurance exchanges get up and running, insurance companies that try to jack up their rates do so at their own peril. Those who hike their prices may be barred from selling plans on the exchanges. And while insurance companies will be prevented from denying coverage on the basis of pre-existing conditions once the exchanges are open, in the meantime there will be a high-risk pool where people with pre-existing conditions can purchase affordable coverage. A recent amendment has made these protections even stronger. Insurance companies will now be prohibited from denying coverage to children immediately after this bill passes. There's also explicit language in this bill that will protect a patient's choice of doctor. And small businesses will get additional assistance as well. These protections are in addition to the ones we've been talking about for some time. No longer will insurance companies be able to drop your coverage if you become sick and no longer will you have to pay unlimited amounts out of your own pocket for treatments that you need. Under this bill families will save on their premiums; businesses that would see their costs rise if we don't act will save money now and in the future. This bill will strengthen Medicare and extend the life of the program. Because it's paid for and gets rid of waste and inefficiency in our health care system, this will be the largest deficit reduction plan in over a decade. Finally, this reform will extend coverage to more than 30 million Americans who don't have it. These are not small changes. These are big changes. They're fundamental reforms. They will save money. They will save lives. And your passion, your work, your organizing helped make all of this possible. Now it's time to finish the job. Thank you, President Barack Obama

147 "The only thing I cannot do is, by law I can't pass laws that say I'm just helping black folks," Obama said. "I'm the president of the entire United States.'

Who the hell says "black folks" anyway?  His Royal Fuckness sounds like a plantation owner sitting on his porch with a mint julep circa 1820.

148

@ 152

Worse than Norma Desmond....

149 our enemies are eagerly watching the sissy weakling . i dread the near future.

150 It should be Fish Stick not Fisk Stick.  Hey, maybe I got it right the first time.

151

@32: "Danny Glover is a self admitted Commie."

Yet, surprisingly, he is rich.  You'd think he'd be demanding that the state security forces kill his enemy-of-the-people ass.

152 You clearly do not wear the pants in your family. 

I choose my battles.  And I don't want one when she's off for two weeks during the holidays.

153 Obama is not, nor never was the King Shit of Fuck Mountain jock.

On the high school basketball team, at the Punaho school in Hawaii,  the dude was a second-stringer who was famous for whining.

In any case, Obama’s inability to connect with these voters surprises McLaughlin, the Punahou coach, who remembers Obama as humble and able to get along with everyone. Obama, whom McLaughlin still calls "Barry," was a reserve forward on his talented senior year varsity basketball team — which won the state championship that year.

About half-way through the year, McLaughlin said, Obama wasnÂ’t happy with the amount of playing time he was getting. Instead of griping, Obama got all the second-string players together and arranged a meeting with McLaughlin to air their grievances. McLaughlin recalled that there was nothing confrontational or angry about the meeting, but Obama and the other players lobbied for more playing time in a constructive way.

What he is, is a semi-stoner who's coasted through life on his slightly-above average intelligence, decent good looks, moderate personal charm, and the non-threatening mocha color of his skin.

And now he's fucked because he's found a position where his underwhelming talents cannot be leveraged by the affirmative action good-wishes of a white establishment desperate to prove they're not racists.

Unfortunately, we, as a nation, also boned by this fucker's incompetence.

154

@ 153

Preach it.

155 I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Olbermann.

156
Who the hell says "black folks" anyway? 

Posted by: MPFS, Right Wing, Nutjob, KKK Member, Vindictive, Nazi, Jewish Fisk Stick at December 21, 2009 08:07 PM (PBGAP)

People like Endicott from "In The Heat Of The Night", thats who.

157 Worse than Norma Desmond....


To be fair, he IS ready for his close-up.

158 This guy has just never gotten serious criticism in his life. He's been overindulged and promoted far beyond his abilities his whole damn life. Until now, when he's promoted to a position he's plainly unqualified for, and he's shocked at this new human invention called "criticism."

He's been in positions he's been unqualified for, all of his life. Who can listen to him ramble off-TOTUS and think that he had anything interesting to say at the Harvard Law Review? I'm sure his SATs and LSATs slapped him around with a little reality - as well anyone he met who had no stomach for stupidity ... especially arrogant stupidity, which is an affront to civilization, itself. He's always known that he hasn't a clue. He just doesn't care. This is a mission of revenge. He's out to destroy the West and he thinks it's funny that we let someone as imbecilic as him have so much power. Clearly, The Precedent has always been out of his depth.

It is true that he's spent much of his adult life in campaign mode, lying about everything in sight. Even though anyone with a grain of common sense could see this about him, he still has managed to ride white-guilt to fooling most of the people most of the time. Great generation we've got, here ... Yep.

159

"Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism...That you come out of your isolation and that you move out of your comfort zone."  --that would be Mrs. Obama.

Sounds like Mr. Glover and his constituency are well out of their comfort zone.

Took long enough. 

160 Posted by: BeBoppin Baracky Eich O' BamSlam at December 21, 2009 08:10 PM (w3ciC)


Dammit, ya beat me to Sunset Boulevard.

161

@79: "Isn't it [unemployment] closer to 50% among Black males?"

Depends on if you count prison jobs as employment.

162 Dick?

163 This whole thing is racist. April Ryan - A Ryan - Aryan. I rest my case.

164 Reading that interview, I can just "hear" the phoney-ass confidence and folksiness and shuckin' and jivin' in the King's voice. I wonder if it'll get worse as the bare naked hatred for him becomes inescapably obvious, or whether he'll adopt some new, angry, bitter tone of resentment and punishment.

165 You ain't the President of me fucker.....

166 61 What would you expect from Marxist who is 50% Caucasian, 43.75% Arabic, and 6.25% African Negro.

Obama ain't black enough.

Posted by: Sgt. Rock at December 21, 2009 06:43 PM (2jp4I)

Where'd the Arab part come from?  This guy?  Don't think so.

167 To call obama the world's biggest pussy would be insult whoppie goldberg's anatomy (see:  ted danson).

168 #171 LMAO

CJ called and said you failed to include inside information on AGW.  You're so fucking banned.

169

Just thought I'd bring this up...

This weekend on the Sunday news shows, Axelrod, et.al., were sounding absolutely unconcerned about the 2010 elections.

Almost as if the ballot boxes were already stuffed.

Just sayin'

170 <i>because we just went through the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression."</i>

I have news for Obama.  We are still IN the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression, except in the White House and the rest of DC, where unemployment is unknown.

171 Seriously. The entire MSM is "Max".

172
Alright, just noticed that Two-Buck-Chuck has finally reached "P for Pawlenty" on his manifesto on why he left the right. Any ideas on what the rest of the alphabet is gonna represent on his way to Z?

Better yet, when he reaches Z, will he finally just stfu and go away already?


"Why I left the right, Exhibit Q For Quetzlcoatl: The right wing fascist- creationist-deniers had no tolerance for my desire to have sex with a fictional Mesoamerican feathered-serpent god."

173 Fictional?

You're so banned.

174 Obama hates black people






All Leftists do--or rather, all Leftists think black people are inferior.   Obama thinks he's less inferior because he's half white.

175

He is more like the overrated recruit who shows up, gets handed the starting job, and proceeds to throw five interceptions in the season opener.

Umm...Are you talking about me?

Hang in there Jay, interceptions are no biggie.

176 I wasn't aware that the President could "pass" any laws. I thought that was the Congress that handled that little detail.

Guess my schooling lacks the progressive touch.

Papa Ray

177 Today I drove up to see my mom.  I live in colorado springs, she lives in woodland park, CO.  I make the trip about every 2 months or so. THIS time, every 2 miles I saw little mini tent cities of homeless people alongside the highway.  Little communities of 3-10 tents just off the highway in the easement where private landowners can't toss them.  They looked like refugee camps.

WHAT THE FUCK??  This is the United States?  Looks like fucking Bosnia Herzegovina out there for christ's sake.  Nice fucking job, congress.  Nice fucking job Obama.

178 OT, but Katie Couric and NBC lead their evening news with.......
the weather.

Nope, nuthin' important going on with healthcare.

179

M-I-S-T-E-R.

Mister.

180 Obama: The epitome of The Peter Principle.

181
All Leftists do--or rather, all Leftists think black people are inferior.   Obama thinks he's less inferior because he's half white.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 21, 2009 08:28 PM (NnB1G)

*ding* *ding* *ding*, we have a winner. Exactly. He never lived the black experience growing up on the beaches of Hawaii and Indonesia. Coming to Chicago in his twenties seeking political expediancy and embracing a Marxist reverand doesn't count. He's just another liberal paying lip service and drumming up outrage to the disaffected masses to get votes. At the end of the day, he's no different than fellow democrat Sheets Byrd.

182 James Cameron's

COLOSSUS
DEMON WITH A GLASS HAND
I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
THE TERMINATOR

183 "The only thing I cannot do is, by law I can't pass laws that say I'm just helping black folks," TANNING BEDS! Equal protection? Please tell me the last one of my fellow Americans (African Americans) used a tanning bed?

184

keep fucking that 'black grievance' chicken meme.

 

185 time

186 THIS time, every 2 miles I saw little mini tent cities of homeless people alongside the highway.  Little communities of 3-10 tents just off the highway in the easement where private landowners can't toss them.  They looked like refugee camps.

WHAT THE FUCK??  This is the United States?  Looks like fucking Bosnia Herzegovina out there for christ's sake.  Nice fucking job, congress.  Nice fucking job Obama.

Posted by: tangonine at December 21, 2009 08:31 PM (C8Pcc)

Philip K. Dicks,


DO PROLETARIANS
DREAM OF
ELECTRIC BLANKETS?

187 Small businesses would take a 23% hit due to health care increases under this bill.  So they're going to cut to the bone and who do you think they're going to cut?  Low skilled employees.  Given the black graduation rate compared to other minorities, blacks make up a disproportionate amount of that unskilled workforce trying to improve their lives. 

Guess who just got the Obama Pole right up the ass?  Congratulations, black america.  Enjoy your prison shower welcome to Obamaland.

No gettin out of the projects now, kids.  No one's hiring.  It aint' "the man" you can blame, it's "The Won."  Fucking hurts when you did it to yourselves, huh?

188 PATRIOT WINS BIG IN SPECIAL KENTUCKY ELECTION

189

Please tell me the last one of my fellow Americans (African Americans) used a tanning bed?

Bill Clinton?

190
If Bush and the R's had passed something on a party-line vote in the dead of night - Katie Couric would be talking about it.

The media know it's unpopular, so the only thing you will hear is a pre-scripted White House approved talking point.

191 Rudy is not running in NY. Too bad, he would have won.

192

Most blacks have been taught since birth that Whitey is out to get them (except for the melatonin-challenged members of the Democratic party).  Most Democrats apply the bigotry of low expectations to blacks.  All of this combines to keep the bulk of blacks in poverty.

Right now, a growing proportion of the blacks are getting restless because they still have to pay for rent, gas and stuff.  It will be interesting to see if they turn on Dr. Utopia.

193 Does this sound like anyone we know about?

Sociopaths are people without a conscience. They don't have the normal empathy the rest of us take for granted. They don't feel affection. They don't care about others. But most of them are good observers, and they have learned how to mimic feelings of affection and empathy remarkably well.

Like a certain President who cares nothing about his own BROTHER living in poverty in Kenya?

194 #200

You mean the black folks still have to pay their mortgages?  Well, I'll be damned.  No skittles-shitting unicorns for the african folks, either.  Who'da seen that coming?

/shocked

195 Protecting their vote getters and fraudsters....

http://tinyurl.com/y96y73f

Papa Ray

196 http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jphillips/2009/12/21/king-of-the-blacks/

197 I don't think Obama has a very positive feeling about the black community, except that we need to be taken care of.
Posted by: sydneyjane

It's almost like he's a Democrat.

198

@182: "All Leftists do--or rather, all Leftists think black people are inferior."

It's always seemed to me that the baseline Leftist policy is little more than a less-haphazard take on Manson's idea of "Helter Skelter".  Manipulate the blacks into getting rid of the middle-class whites, and then graciously stepping in to rule when the blacks realize that they can't govern themselves.

Lord knows the Commies ran that game enough in Africa (well, they ruled through puppets, but still...)

199 So I just learned that Avatar is only the first installment of a planned trilogy that Cameron's been sitting on for years. Tell me there's a reason to keep fighting.

200

@183: "Hang in there Jay, interceptions are no biggie."

Testify, brother-man; testify!

201

Right now, a growing proportion of the blacks are getting restless because they still have to pay for rent, gas and stuff.  It will be interesting to see if they turn on Dr. Utopia.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 21, 2009 08:45 PM (bCQG3)

I have faith. I think it will take a guy pretending to have their best interests at heart and uses his race as a bargaining chip that finally wakes them up from their slumber. They are getting ready to be sold down the river again to a bigger victim class, the Spanish for votes and get thrown by the wayside as wreckage on the way to Dem absolute power.

Now is the time to shake the sleep from the their eyes and finally realize we're in this fight together for Americas heart and soul. We have been side by side in this country as brothers and sisters from its inception, although that history has not been kind to them in the past, it is time to shed past grievances if we are to keep this country intact as a free republic. This land is as much as theirs as it ours, we both have bled for it equally as soldiers and slaves.

202 "We were some of the folks who were most affected by predatory lending. There's a long history of us being the last hired and the first fired. As I said on health care, we're the ones who are in the worst position to absorb companies deciding to drop their health care plans,” Obama said. “So, should people be satisfied? Absolutely not. But let's take a look at what I've done."

Synopsis:

We are victims, it's not our fault.  We're going to force companies to jettison the burden to the Fed. Get Whitey!!!

Oh look!!!  It's a kitty!!!

203 177

Just thought I'd bring this up...

This weekend on the Sunday news shows, Axelrod, et.al., were sounding absolutely unconcerned about the 2010 elections.

Almost as if the ballot boxes were already stuffed.

Just sayin'

Ding ding ding!

We have a winner!

204
Know what?  The last thing I want to read about is a racist prick like Glover whining about how another racist prick like Wee Wee isn't cutting checks to black people fast enough.  They can both stick it up their asses.

205 Who the hell says "black folks" anyway? 

Posted by: MPFS, Right Wing, Nutjob, KKK Member, Vindictive, Nazi, Jewish Fisk Stick at December 21, 2009 08:07 PM (PBGAP)

People like Endicott from "In The Heat Of The Night", thats who.

Posted by: Obersturmbannführer Blazer at December 21, 2009 08:11 PM (+FzLa)

People who learned how to be Black from W.E.B. DuBois's The Souls of Black Folk.  Should've read Booker T. Washington's Up from Slavery instead.

206 Dude, Seth Rogen's on Hannity!

207 Is Rogen being a good charming and chubby liberal?

208

Most blacks have been taught since birth that Whitey is out to get them (except for the melatonin-challenged members of the Democratic party).

Insomniacs??

209 "This weekend on the Sunday news shows, Axelrod, et.al., were sounding absolutely unconcerned about the 2010 elections.

Almost as if the ballot boxes were already stuffed."

 

Why stuff ballot boxes when you can just outlaw elections?  Less effort and less margin for error.

210 Silence, you miserable flesh-creatures!

211 Moronette alert:

Mark Steyn on Fox.  *fans self*

212 "This weekend on the Sunday news shows, Axelrod, et.al., were sounding absolutely unconcerned about the 2010 elections.

Almost as if the ballot boxes were already stuffed."

Nah, vote count will be too great for fraud to overcome this time.  They will run a boat load of 3rd party candidates, problem is the tea party folk aren't going to fall for it.

213

Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

BINGO!

Best simple explanation yet.

Right on Ace!

214

216 Is Rogen being a good charming and chubby liberal?

I think he's in great shape.

215 OT:

Did anyone see this:

The White House

Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
December 17, 2009
Executive Order -- Amending Executive Order 12425

EXECUTIVE ORDER
- - - - - - -
AMENDING EXECUTIVE ORDER 12425 DESIGNATING INTERPOL
AS A PUBLIC INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION ENTITLED TO
ENJOY CERTAIN PRIVILEGES, EXEMPTIONS, AND IMMUNITIES

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 1 of the International Organizations Immunities Act (22 U.S.C. 28 , and in order to extend the appropriate privileges, exemptions, and immunities to the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), it is hereby ordered that Executive Order 12425 of June 16, 1983, as amended, is further amended by deleting from the first sentence the words "except those provided by Section 2(c), Section 3, Section 4, Section 5, and Section 6 of that Act" and the semicolon that immediately precedes them.

BARACK OBAMA

THE WHITE HOUSE,
December 16, 2009.

Seems to say that Interpol in the US pretty much has immunity to everything. And doesn't have to really abide by our rules. Sweet deal for them, huh?

216 I haven't had time to read all the comments, but Ace, you just reiterated what Rush said many months ago.  Now, do you still think he was a dick for saying "I hope he fails?"
Other than  that, spot on commentary. Your fire has really been showing the last couple weeks.  I think you're starting to remember why you won that Most Popular Conservative Blog thingie back in the 80's or whenever. It might have had more to do with being a conservative voice than being a PC pretender. PC, you ain't.  Live it and be proud.

As far as I'm concerned, the last good thing Danny Glover was in was Lonesome Dove.  When he got that spear in the guts after giving that little kid that carved idol is almost like the Big O throwing him under the bus. Maybe now he'll get pissed off at the new plantation owners, (Democrats), and help lead the GOP out of the desert like he did Pea.  Probably not.

Shit, I burned too many lines and engaged cloaking. Now I'm invisible.  Damn.

217 Ya know Barack, I was told this cock of yours was going to be strawberry flavor, but its pretty much just cock flavor.

218 Obama doesn't like anyone who doesn't polish his ass to a high sheen.

Would that be Afro-Sheen?

219 He never lived the black experience growing up on the beaches of Hawaii and Indonesia.

As per Dreams from My Father, Obama started taking drugs because he believed *that* was the authentic black experience.  I have no words for the douchiness of that assumption.

220

227 Ya know Barack, I was told this cock of yours was going to be strawberry flavor, but its pretty much just cock flavor.

You'll get used to it.

221 As far as I'm concerned, the last good thing Danny Glover was in was Lonesome Dove.  When he got that spear in the guts after giving that little kid that carved idol is almost like the Big O throwing him under the bus. Maybe now he'll get pissed off at the new plantation owners, (Democrats), and help lead the GOP out of the desert like he did Pea.  Probably not.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at December 21, 2009 09:19 PM (hSnJF)

Great reference; unfortunately the Repukes don't have a Woodrow Call to provide leadership.

222
Seems to say that Interpol in the US pretty much has immunity to everything. And doesn't have to really abide by our rules. Sweet deal for them, huh?

Are they going to be dragging conservative veterans off the to the Hague for war crimes?  Brang it.

223 180 Alright, just noticed that Two-Buck-Chuck has finally reached "P for Pawlenty" on his manifesto on why he left the right. Any ideas on what the rest of the alphabet is gonna represent on his way to Z?

Posted by: Obersturmbannführer Blazer at December 21, 2009 08:25 PM (+FzLa)

Do you mean to tell me that he is running through some sort of alphabetized list? 

That guy's an attention whore up to 11.

I know he feels like he has to make up some sort of principle for this, but he would be so much cooler if he'd just say, "Hey, I'm humping this hot vegan hippie chick and she said she'd stop putting out if I didn't do the full Kos, so you're outta luck guys."  The problem is, the principled switch is more believable.

224

Seems to say that Interpol in the US pretty much has immunity to everything. And doesn't have to really abide by our rules. Sweet deal for them, huh?

I'm thinking INTERPOL has the goods on who Barack really is.  But letting them drag veterans off for war crimes, that's another interesting twist.

225

#155

Who the hell says "black folks" anyway?

Brothers say it all the time and they also say N*gger all the time. 

OK for dem, not OK for whitey.

"they" do the darnest things!

226

#182

All Leftists do--or rather, all Leftists think black people are inferior.   Obama thinks he's less inferior because he's half white.

So does Tiger, he's half Thai.

Self hate is ugly.

227
As per Dreams from My Father, Obama started taking drugs because he believed *that* was the authentic black experience.  I have no words for the douchiness of that assumption.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2009 09:24 PM (pg/HS)

Really ? How condescending. Thats like me saying I decided to start bombing Protestant churches or setting off car bombs in town London to experience the true Irish Catholic experience of my people.

Absolutely Ridiculous.

228 Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

In my world, it's the valedictorian of high school who shows up in his first calculus class and is flabbergasted that he's getting a C.

That doesn't apply to Obama, because he would have flunked calculus outright.

229 Karl Rove summed Teh Won up perfectly on Fox one day.  He said Barry is the guy at the cocktail party who stands on the outskirts, smirking and making smart-assed comments about the other guests.

I can totally see that when I look at The Unprecedented Won.

230 I forget what white house dinner it was, maybe the press dinner. Or something. But I remember when Obama got up to give his "funny" speech. He acknowledged Michael Steele with ," 'Sup, man", and a little nod of his head. Gee hee. Haw haw. Gosh, Mr. President. You are so down.

231 #149

I won't see it.  I still haven't seen Titanic because of Cameron's horrible distortion of the historical record. (For younger morons, if you check the papers and personal accounts of the time,  those first class men were heroes, who helped women and children onto the life boats knowing they were doomed.  Before the 1950's,  those men were revered as examples of courage and heroism.)

As far as Avatar , I will not give money to anyone who actively supports liberal causes.  Why should Cameron get my money so he can give it to Obama's re-election campaign?   I refuse to increase his wealth by one nickle, and it is immaterial to me whether there is a little or a lot of political stuff in the movie.  I do not allow my money to be used for funding leftist causes, which Cameron obviously does since he has bragged about it.

232 Dear Federal Government,

I can't sign up for your health care but would like to subscribe to it for my extended family: 7.62, .40, .45, 410 and Twelve.  Twelve's not too happy about it, but I'll put a plug in for ya to change his mind!  Drop on in and meet the kids!.  Looking forward to seeing you soon.

Yours truly.

233

Looks like Reid's bill is actually worse than we thought.  It requires, by its own language, 67 votes to overturn.  Anyone see that?

234 Sheesh, Redskins need to forfeit this game and save themselves further emberassment.

235 Are they going to be dragging conservative veterans off the to the Hague for war crimes?  Brang it.

Two theories seem to be the there are documents Obama doesn't want found, so they will go to Interpol and hidden forever.... or that they're prepping for Bush to be tried for war crimes.

236 Anybody else see the Erick Erickson post over at Redstate about Reid's changing of Senate rules so undoing ObamaCare takes a supermajority??

http://tinyurl.com/ybtjkbf

237
I forget what white house dinner it was, maybe the press dinner. Or something. But I remember when Obama got up to give his "funny" speech. He acknowledged Michael Steele with ," 'Sup, man", and a little nod of his head. Gee hee. Haw haw. Gosh, Mr. President. You are so down.

Posted by: crystal at December 21, 2009 09:38 PM (KVSUW)

I mean, hell why not, just about every knock or allegation of racism from a leftist politician or pundit against his constituency has gone uncontested or agreed with by Steele, so yea, they're pretty much "homies" in my book.

238 thank you for linking that Harry

239 Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2009 09:19 PM (OKZrE) Not exactly, at least, from my reading. Interpol & it's employees are gaining income, import, property and Social Security tax exemptions similar to those enjoyed by foreign governments. The really troubling part is Section 2(c) where Interpol's property, assets and archives are now immune from search or confiscation. Putting on my tin foil hat, sounds to me like Interpol agents now get to carry weapons in the US. Or at least, it could be interpreted that way. Wonderful.

240

The no-good rat motherfuckers.

http://tinyurl.com/ybtjkbf

This nicely tops a day of news that REALLY pisses me off.

241

He is more like the overrated recruit who shows up, gets handed the starting job, and proceeds to throw five interceptions in the season opener.

It's bad enough I lost my starting position to a man old enough to be my grandfather.  Now you gotta bust my balls about throwing INTs too?

242 Oops, looks like detective Calahan beat me to it.

243 Two theories seem to be the there are documents Obama doesn't want found, so they will go to Interpol and hidden forever.... or that they're prepping for Bush to be tried for war crimes.

Posted by: shibumi at December 21, 2009 09:41 PM (OKZrE)

What, Obama can't figure out how to work a paper shredder? Bush for warcrimes, maybe. I know lefties dream of that sort of thing, but I don't even think that 'teh won' is that politically suicidal. Maybe.

244 I'm just glad Opie Harry and The QUNT of Tranparency Her Royal Bitchness Nancy, had this bill debated openly around a big table of C-SPAN.

245 np, Truman.  DeMint and Coburn (among others!) ought to fucking go to war on this shit.  They of all people ought to have the balls to do it and scream at the top of their lungs about this anti-democratic bullshit.

246 Anybody else see the Erick Erickson post over at Redstate about Reid's changing of Senate rules so undoing ObamaCare takes a supermajority??

http://tinyurl.com/ybtjkbf

Posted by: Harry Callahan at December 21, 2009 09:41 PM (KOwFb)

67 votes 'eh? I wonder if the clip in my Glock will at least count for fifteen of those votes?

There I said it.

247 Jesus, Reid is just downright villainous. I can almost see him as a mustachio-twirling cartoon antagonist if he wasn't so weedy and ghey-looking. It's almost as if he knows he doesn't have much time left on Gaia and wants to take down as many hapless motherfuckers as he can before he croaks.

248 re: Reid's Evil Section

Holy Sh*t, revolution time is nigh.

249 That 67 vote thing is enough pretext for one of these Dems to switch.  Especially one that didn't get enough goodies.  There's one more cloture vote before it goes to conference (and subsequently blows up there).

The fucking cynicism is breathtaking.  It's almost as if they know it will suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

250 67 votes 'eh? I wonder if the clip in my Glock will at least count for fifteen of those votes?

There I said it.

Posted by: Obersturmbannführer Blazer at December 21, 2009 09:49 PM (+FzLa)

What other weapons do you have at your disposal?

251 It's almost as if they know it will suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

Hey, leave my College girlfriend out of this!

252 I mean, hell why not, just about every knock or allegation of racism from a leftist politician or pundit against his constituency has gone uncontested or agreed with by Steele, so yea, they're pretty much "homies" in my book.

Posted by: Obersturmbannführer Blazer at December 21, 2009 09:42 PM (+FzLa

It's pretty bad when Obama looks like the alpha male.

253 Naw... I totally lost faith in black america after Louisiana reelected Ray Those-Busses-Ain't-For-You-So-Walk-The-Fuck-Out-Of-The-Path-Of-The-Hurricane Nagan, and William "Cold Cash" Jefferson (AFTER he'd been indicted).

You can't believe in a demographic that continually votes solely on race, even for criminals, to their detriment when the entire universe is screaming: "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??"

254 256 np, Truman.  DeMint and Coburn (among others!) ought to fucking go to war on this shit.  They of all people ought to have the balls to do it and scream at the top of their lungs about this anti-democratic bullshit.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at December 21, 2009 09:49 PM (KOwFb)

Coburn is a genuine person, IMO. Very gracious, and loves this country. He really wants what is best for America. Imagine that! When he responds to his constituents (of which I am one of) he addresses every issue/concern that was voiced. He's a badass...he can just sit back like most of the other republicans. He's putting his shit on the line. He really doesn't have to, he's pretty safe here in Oklahoma. Not one single, solitary county went for Obama. I will continue to vote for him, as long as he continues to fight.

255 #257

I have 3 20 round clips and a Zeiss scope for my M1A, 10 30 rounders for my bushmaster.  The following is designed to send the lefties screaming for the woods, arms waving:  I have about 4,000 rounds of ammo and will be happy to support and defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign, AND DOMESTIC.

I think I speak for every man and woman that ever sincerely took that oath in saying that once we retired/separated, we didn't forget the oath and it still binds us.

"So Help Me God" means something.

256 Posted by: Captain Hate at December 21, 2009 09:26 PM (2Uu3I)

Hell, the only difference between Woodrow Call and Fred Thompson is Fred has an ultra hot wife, and Woodrow liked to clean his Henry out by the river. Gus is already a Conservative, and I'd follow him to Hell too.
We have to get over our hate of the soft squishy repubs in office and lead them back to the Conservative fold. Like Reagan said, we need to take back what is ours, we can't hope to start over and win. Look what happened with that sawed off runt. It just splits our vote.
Not to beat a dead horse, but we have to keep reminding these fools not to get above their raising. Every one of these idiots get to DC and decides they know better than the people that sent them.
Another thing we need to get across to people, is that the government ain't Santa Claus, and there ain't no elves making cash to give us for our pet projects. Find another way.
I laughed when I read that the Super Intelligent Ruler of All said that Washington can't spend money like it's Monopoly money.  I guess that doesn't count the 100 Million to Dodd or the 45 Million to Nelson, or the 100 Billion to the Global HVAC fund and stuff.

257 Actually your headline is correct. Danny Glover is a dick!

258 "Obama: Danny Glover's a Dick."

Pot calling kettle,  etc.

259 227 Ya know Barack, I was told this cock of yours was going to be strawberry flavor, but its pretty much just cock flavor.

Posted by: Danny Glover at December 21, 2009 09:22 PM (8H8Ko)

It's as if he's tasted cock before.

260 Man they're really pushing the "recession is over" line aren't they? One quarter of anemic growth vs huge ass inflation foes not equal a recovery, you dorks.

I hope there is a recovery, I hope the recession is over but I really doubt it. I fear its about to get much, much worse.

261

It's as if he's tasted cock before.

Baldilocks,

Now that, there, that's funny. I don't care who you are.

262

It's as if he's tasted cock before.

Baldilocks,

Now that, there, that's funny. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at December 21, 2009 11:04 PM (hSnJF)

Yea, I had to pretty much re-up my drink when I saw that.

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha

baldilocks + 10,000 and the internets

263

Danny Glover is a annoying hollyweirdo whos stupid movies are a waste of time and money and he is also a castro bootlicker the that stupid ollie stone

264 And you guys thought I was a nice Christian lady. 

Well I have been married, and, at the time, I wanted to stay married....

265 No.  He's the high school jock that makes the college team and is called on to quarterback the last half of the last game of the year.

He (and the rest of the world) find out he is woefully out of his league.

266 The high school analogy is pretty appropriate, but this snippiness (whether it's this interview or the snot-nosed speech he gave in Copenhagen) is getting increasingly pathetic.  It's like watching a bunch of ninth grade student council members try to run the country.

267

What other weapons do you have at your disposal?

_{Posted by: The men in the cable company van across the street}

_{__________________________________________}

Not much, really. Mostly just the remote-control mines under the parking spot across the street.

268

Psychologically, this guy is the high school Alpha Jock who was King Shit of Fuck Mountain for the whole of his life... until he fails to make the team in college, and his status as a superstar is suddenly taken away from him.

Barack Obama--the Tony Mandarich of the Democrat Party.

269
And you guys thought I was a nice Christian lady. 

Well I have been married, and, at the time, I wanted to stay married....

Posted by: baldilocks at December 21, 2009 11:24 PM (NnB1G)

An icecube caught in your throat is not a pretty death.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

270 It's easy to have a first class temperament when you're riding in First Class.  It's harder to do when you're pressed to make hard choices in a hard environment and you must decide what your core values really are.

271 You're welcome!

272 Obama: Danny Glover's a Dick

Well, the guy has some noteworthy company in David Axelrod, Rahm Emanuel, and Eric Holder, and that's just the people close to Obie himself. A little further off there's Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Charles Schumer, John Kerry, and...should I go on?

273 very goodl

274

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