1 Award for Highest B+

2 The "U R so Screwed" award.

3 The Gomer Pyle Award for the highest level of incompetence.

4 How about an award for being voted 'most likely to deliver social justice for all of mankind'. I'm sure he'd be all over that like a fly on shit.

5 What's he gonna do, borrow more money from China and then pay them reparations with it?

6 How about the Jug-Eared Jesus Award for Diligence in Campaigning, even a year after the election was decided.

7
Whose money is that, Barry?

8 Ooh, and we can't forget the Empty Cabinet Award for surrounding oneself with tax cheats

9

Gaia is a giant bitch.  First she got one of her sons to castrate her consort with a giant scythe and then she nurtured her nearly-devoured grandson, who in turn, got nearly all the Titans locked up in Tartarus after the Great War.  

I can't wait to see her antics in GoW3. 

And then there's all the stuff that the Earth has done to humans and animals...

10 There should also be a Tiger Woods Medal of Freedom.  It comes complete with walking papers and half a checkbook.

11

The "Let Me Be Clear" and the "Make No Mistake" can't be awarded by the same committee, can they? At least one has to be [52%] People's Choice.

And another thing. Why don't other prominent explosives inventors have awards? There's no Wilbrand Peace Prize for TNT, no Vieille for smokeless powder, there's a Fermi Prize but no Oppenheimer. It's...it's...igNobel. 

12

5 What's he gonna do, borrow more money from China and then pay them reparations with it?

Don't give him more ideas!

13 Oh.  Yay.  I'm flying tomorrow.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay it looks like last year's 7 hour trip taking 47 hours may be repeated!  I'm so excited!

Damn you Al Gore!  From Hell's heart I stab thee!

14

$33 Billion sounds so tiny these days.  How many taxpayers is that, on average?

15 I had the interesting idea this AM to begin writing a list of people who stand to profit from the AGW scam (including cap n' scam).

It took but a few seconds to realize that would be a damning list, indeed.

16
This thread has been hacked by Laptop Battery Cyber Army. AoS think they controlling and managing internets by their access, but they don't, we control and manage internets by our laptop battery power so do not try to stimulation Laptop Battery People To.....
Now Which website is embargo list? Laptop Battery? AoS?

17

13 Oh.  Yay.  I'm flying tomorrow.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay it looks like last year's 7 hour trip taking 47 hours may be repeated!  I'm so excited!

Have you bought enough carbon credits?

18 But will the Chinese LEND you the $33 billion, to you can then turn around and "give" it to them, Barry?

19 Greatest President since Herbert Hoover?

20

19 Greatest President since Herbert Hoover?

Both were B+ Presidental material.

21 I have an idea, Why dont we offer the third world thousands of years of technology, science and knowledge that is essential to modern life. Why don't we allow them to license stuff like electrical generation and distribution, communications technology, radio, modern manufacturing technology, understanding of economics, modern law, millions of pages of literature and film, etc.

Lets give them that, for a small fee (say 1/2 a reasonable royalty of 20% net) and in exchange the west will pay them a trillion dollars for every 1 deg C that the world climate rises.

22 The prestigious Neville Chamberlain Diplomacy Award.

23 Since this "deal" includes an appropriation, it needs a matching piece of legislation that originates in the House to accompany the Senate confirmation of the Treaty. So the path would be: Senate Foreign Affairs Committee (1R) > Senate Floor (60) > Cloture (60) > Senate Floor (51); House Foreign Affairs Budget Committee, House Appropriations, House, Senate Finance (1R), Senate Floor (60) > Cloture (60) > Senate Floor (51)

24 The Jimmy Carter Award for Failed Statesmanship and Domestic Policy Ineptitude. 

25 The Untouchable Award, for doing things 'the Chicago way'.

26 >> Tiger Woods Medal of Freedom HAH!!

27 Ace has a litter mate?  How'd I miss that?

28 Hoover was not as bad as you think. His biggest flaw was (like Bush I listening to the left and raising taxes) going along with the left in trying to intervene to improve the economy. His second biggest flaw was advocating the free market upon defeat, and after realizing his mistake (like Bush II ) and thereby giving the left a meme that his free market ideas (which he did not actually abide when in office) were flawed and what got us into the depression.

29

This brings a new meaning to “New World Order” …

“This is not a climate-change negotiation,” said Janos Pasztor, director of the U.N. secretary-general’s climate-change support team. “It’s about something much more fundamental. It’s about economic strength.” Countries, he added, “just have to slug it out.”

Frankly, this is now sounding more like a negotiation on setting a World Industrial Plan with climate change as a pretext. More or less locking in industrial output and market share globally. Given the the two largest up and coming industrial countries, China and India, are trying to opt out, it seems pointless if at least the underlying pretext has no validity. It seems that the EU (and I guess the US) thought they could sucker them in, but these folks are no fools.

Time will tell, but if there is an agreement .. were China & Russia just playing the part of “bad cop” while the US & EU played “good cop” in an attempt to get the CRU e-mails out there .. making it look like the “global consensus” was falling apart, so the “developing” nations would grab a hold on any money that may be offered, believing that if AGW is eventually “debunked” that they could keep the money anyway and walk away from the agreement. But since this is really a World Industrial Plan, they really don’t get to walk away.

I keep trying to imagine what happens as 2nd and 3rd world countries realize that they have been dupped or mislead or just plain negotiated badly. We are talking trade wars, the likes of which have not occurred in over a century, and that means quite possibly real wars as well. Using a phony pretext, like AGW, will only make this possible outcome even more likely.

30

"Statist of the Millenium" has a nice ring to it. Put in on a golden bust of me and my pecs and I`ll put it in the empty spot where the Winston Churchil thingie was.

31

I think I'm in synch now.

The Herbert Hoover Award for Economics.

32 Keith Olbermann's "Best Person in the World" endowment.

33 How about the "Robert Mugabe Economic Development Award"?

34

COPENHAGEN — A visibly angry Barack Obama threw down the gauntlet at China and other developing nations Friday, declaring that the time has come "not to talk but to act" on climate change.

Emerging from a multinational meeting boycotted by Chinese Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, Obama warned delegates that U.S. offers of funding for poor nations would remain on the table “if and only if” developing nations, including China, agreed to international monitoring of their greenhouse gas emissions.

So the infant is having a hissy fit because everyone won't just kiss his ass and blindly obey him like the US media.

After addressing the delegates, Obama met with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao for close to an hour to discuss emissions goals, verification mechanisms and climate financing.

Did Barry bow to Wen?

35 I think Obama should be issued his own set of engraving plates. They will be for the new $10000 bill. It will be pink with Obama's picture on it. The reverse will be his ass as he bows. The new bill will introduce stability to the money markets as it will be tied to the worth of a loaf of bread.

36 Chris Matthews first annual "Person to Whom's Ass My Lips Best Fit Award"

37

The Chrissy Matthews Tingly Leg Award for Journalistic Integrity.

38 An evening out with Superhead, ACORN's "on-the-house" hooker/victim of social injustice.

39

The KGB award for Transparency.

40 David Brooks "Crease Trophy".

"For maintaining a gentlemanly crease in one's pants whilst causing a stain to be created in mine...."

David Brooks

41 David Brooks award for best pants crease

42

#34  Did Barry bow again to Wen?

FIFY.

43 Andrew Sullivan International Pandering Award (it's mouth shaped)

44

The man is an ass. Completely useless. The quicker forgotten, the better. He is a legend in his own weak mind, and in the minds of those who don't understand what differentiates a leader from a clown.

45 The Air Force One Frequent Fliers Award.

46 Most likely to vote present award

47 The Britney Spears Award for Consummate Class.

48 Hugo Chavez Prize, for promoting Honduran Marxism, Latin dictatorship and usurping the democratic will of the Honduran people.

49 Where's Al Gore's Nebula Award for "A Crack in the World"?

50 DEVELOPING STORY: India and China walked out of the climate summit in Copenhagen on Friday, the India news agency Press Trust of India reported. Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao walked out of the summit along with their respective delegations, as talks failed.

Fox News

51 The Silver Mirror Award from the "Who's the Prettiest of them all contest?"

52 The 2009 Wizard of Oz Memorial Award - for the one lacking the most brains, courage and heart for the last year.

53 The Che Guevara "T-Shirt Icon Award."

54 Have they run out of Nobel prizes already?
He should definitely get an Emmy. He's on TV more than most people with their own series.

55 The Media Beat Dreamboat of the Year award.

AND

The Twelfth Imam Prize for Advanced Dhimmitude.

He richly deserves them both.

56 The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

57 Achievement in Excellence in Ensuring the Positive Perception of the Bush Legacy. "No man has done more to enlighten us as to the brilliance of the Bush years."

58 A supporting role in Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married 3, also starring Steadman and Tiger Woods.

59 The New York Knicks "I Married Patrick Ewing's Twin Sister" condolence trophy.

60 The No Ceiling Award for Fiscal Responsibility.

61 This one is old, for his handling of the Stimuluspaluza, and putting Joe Biden in charge of making sure the money was 'well spent'. The William J Lepetomane Award for Appointment of a Sherrif. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On73aHpgdSQ Replace 'state' with country in the last sentence of the vid.

62 "The Straw Man Award for False Choices"? The trophy could be an actual straw man, maybe?

63 How about the Nobel Prize for Being Black, Liberal, and Getting Elected?

Oh wait...

64 For his constant "encouragement" of Americans in adversity, the Benito Mussolini "Chin Up" Award.

65 59 The New York Knicks "I Married Patrick Ewing's Twin Sister" condolence trophy.

muwahahahahaha!

66 The 'Surrender by Japanese' award for best bow.

67 The "Snooki Award" for "Excellence & Achievement in the advancment of Civics and Political Knowledge".

68 The Wesley Mouch Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

69

The Medal of Honor for Obama's bravery in facing down the left-most wing of his party and sending, after months and months of hemming and hawing and delaying tactics, 3/4s of the troops the general he appointed to command in Afghanistan requested.

Truly unprecedented.

70

...and the award for the Best Creased Pants goes to...

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!!!!

(Nnnngh..Nnnngh...OHGOD,OHGOD,OHGOD....AHHhhhhhhhh...whew, I need a cigarette)

71 Cheap sob, Hillary offered 100...

November 2010 cannot get here fast enough to keep this moron from driving the economic bus over the cliff.

72 The "B Hussein Obama Precedential Award" for affirmative action placements who are dumber than anyone contemplated and screw up the system more than anyone could have imagined possible.

It's even better in that The Precedent must be the first recipient of the award named after him. To be true to The Precedent's twisted personality and shameless cry for attention to his pea-brain, he should probably be awarded it every year until he dies, and then some other total incompetent and retard who plays on white guilt to be given positions he should never, ever, ever be in can be awarded. Of course, affirmative action will likely have killed off the West by then.

73 THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD AWARD obama and his telepromter

74 At least President Obama recognizes extortion when he sees it;  it just that he's never been on the receiving end of it very oftern (ever?). 

75 No, Not Precedent; that would imply, mas o menos, that Obama is a conservative; that he respects the past; precedents.

You mean Presentdent  PRESENTDENT!

76 The Death Star Society of Exhaust Port Enginners Award (Under the "Biggest and Best Blind Spot creation" category)

77

We are giving President Obama The Golden BM Award.....................

 

for being the biggest piece of shit  for a President we have ever seen so far, Carter came in second in the balloting.

78 Posted by: Joe Mentum at December 18, 2009 10:41 AM (bN5ZU)

I don't mean to get too serious on you, but conservatives respect tradition and reason, not precedent. Conservatives believe that the Constitution counts - the Constitution, itself - not precedent in rulings, which are nothing more than judges and justices trying to amend the Constitution according to their own whims. Precedent should never be judged by anything other than whether it was effective or correct. Precedents which are neither (such as Precedent Hussein) should end up on the ash-heap of history as quickly as possible and not be revisited again.

79

Believe it or not...GQ actually just gave Bammy the "Best Dressed President Since JFK" award

truth really is stranger than fiction

80

What penance does one carry out for roughing up an older gentleman?

Here's the report of Lord Monckton being roughed-up by the cops in Copenhagen from last night's ONT. [h/t Kate at SDA] And for those not in the know, here's what Lord Monckton looks and sounds like. And, no, it's not like a hippie rioter. Watch all five pages of the link--it's worth it.

Copenhagen Treaty leaked. I haven't bothered reading it as too much bullshit in the morning affects my digestion for the rest of the day.

81

...and the award for "Least Smelly Poo" goes to...

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!

82 The Alfred P. Newman Award for Outstanding Auricles.

83 The Theisman Award

84 Theisman Trophy.  Sorry.

85 The "America-hating Avenging Angel of the Third World" award, which is the one thing in his life The Precedent has truly earned.

86

Typical Whit Women 2009 Leadership Award

Presented annually to the person who best overcame the hurdles of having been raised by "a typical white woman".

87 Can we have The Won give a Healthcare speech in Copenhagen? I think that would pretty much wrap things up for Obamacare, too!

88 The Toonces Award For Defensive Bus Driving.

89 How about the "I flew to Copenhagen twice and all I got was this lousy T-shirt award"

90

Way to offer to dig your hand into our kids' pockets AGAIN for more $$$, Barry. Add that to your intentional ignorance of the growing controversy surrounding the "science" of it all, and it adds up to an F- on your Climatology final.

91 Looks like Skippy is now 2 and a big fat 0 for Copenhagen - Chines and Indians tell him and the rest of the Amateur Socialists to pound sand Love it! "We'll always have Copenhagen, dahlink. . ." GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

92 What about "Hero of the Soviet Union?"

93

I nominate Dear Leader for the Franklin Delano Roosevelt "Prolonging the Length and Agony of an Economic Depression" Award.

All joking aside, saw a mention of Glenn Beck last night on television that the FDIC has added 35% to its budget and 1600 extra employees.  Looks like they're gearing up for the next round of bank failures.

94

 $33 billion... Holy Gaiafucker.

Can't wait for that to go to congress. I predict a REAL landslide for conseratives.

On the downside, this will inspire Algore to write verse (ahem) in Doublespeak.

95

The Shield Award.

Sponsored by The Shield Corporation* this award is presented each year to the individual who has put forth the greatest effort in deflecting culpability for his failings.

* -- The Shield Corporation was prominently featured in Highlander 2: The Quickening, a B+ film if there ever was one.

96 The Poultry Husbandry Award ............... because

97 Maybe we should just put together a song titled ... "Bummer Boy".

98 The Keystone Cops award for excellence in Competency (I guess we're kinda lucky about this one)

99 Well, so much for Zero's plan to walk in to the talks and rescue them with his aura.

100 The Viagra stiffy award.For all the wood he has given lefties everywhere.

101 how about the "timefortalkisoveritsasomesayunprecedentedcrisisIinhereted" award"

102 33 Billion/year?  That's some really low Danegeld there; that seems perfectly reaosnable.

And I'm sure this time if we just pay them they'll go away and leave us alone and not come back demanding more because they've decided Obama is a pushover... right?

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"
- Kipling

Holy crap I'm literate today.  Why can I remember Kipling, I don't recall ever reading Kipling...

103 The "Clear" award, for letting him be clear more than anyone else ever

104 The I Won Underachiever's Award goes to everybody's favorite coke snortin' Harvard frat boy, Barry Obama!

105 The "Lace Wig" trophy

106 The "George Soros Monopoly Money Production Award" for converting the $US into board game filler.

107 Obama offers $33 billion of China's money .. China and India walk out.

108 Well, he has been bucking for that Excellence In Maintaining Public Order medal, so why not?

Awarded this day to Barack Obama for courage shown during the dekulakization of the U.S.A. and for excellence in organising and coordinating bureaucracy in combating small business and for selfless acts during the prevention of independence/excellence/growth...

Something along those lines.  I'm pretty sure he'd dig it and he obviously shares the belief of so many other leftists that the U.S.S.R. is still a going concern, so no worries about him becoming suspicious about the provenance.

Hell, I'll bet we could get Putin to play along and invite Barry to Leningrad for some sort of really tacky awards ceremony.  He pretty much thinks Barry is a tool too.

109 The "Order of Lenin" for his contribution to the czar population.

110 Looks like Obie threw down the gauntlet only to have it flung back in his face.

111 This is a potentially genius-level idea in that ball-dipping AOS way! Stupid people are often powerfully distracted by small shiny objects (it is like an axiom or something!). The problem that I see is that the guy is never satisfied if he does not hear the word trillion (please do not teach the moron any new words!), and usually in the plural! It is a Pavlov thing. This is what is killing us. I swear to God, we could sell everything and still be broke. How is that so damn hard to understand? I understand broke since it is imminent for me! Why are so many so clueless? That government cheese and all can only get you so far. I have already said that I will just choose to be hiker trash over taking the government cheese. I imagine I will die soon enough, but at least I will be in a good place to die. I have never taken government cheese before, and I am a stubborn bastard! I was sort of famous on the "intertubes" very slightly for knowing how to kill vermin many moons ago. I do not want to live like one though. Archives and stray comments can be a bitch apparently. The short version is to put traps modified simply by making them more massive (gilding the lily is OK too!) in places where vermin have been. I have actually thrown shoes--it is not a recommended method though since they do not feel the Muslim shame apparently at such an indignity (imagine that!). It is an after-the-Valu-Rite method which sadly has vanishingly small hopes of success as it is tried, but imagine the gloating if it ever worked! I have baiting ideas too, since I can get into Mensa and I am a thinker! These days just saying the phrase: "have baiting ideas" pretty much dooms you to disdain and ridicule. Context, nuance, and not being a turd to quote a South Park character of abject looks, should remedy the situation with some thought, but who the hell cares though! What was I thinking? I started backpacking when I was very small. I am sort of famous in my family for almost killing my youngest brother (I am the oldest of eight so consider how many I saved by not killing them--I know it only makes sense if you are Obama). I thought my young brother would like doing what we did as kids. I apparently, according to an on-line search much after the fact, picked the worst snow year in recorded history (not all that long you "settled science" people!). We survived. As one of my brothers mockingly used to tell me in another context, "I have skills". Indeed I do, but they are of a less than laudable nature generally. Oh well. You simply have to not do anything too stupid; and God, or whomever, often lets fools survive in the wilderness. It is a beautiful thing really. I have made several mistakes outdoors, but nobody has paid the ultimate price. I am still more comfortable on the trail than anywhere else, but I am too old and lame to do the solo stuff that I did when I was young. Damn! Maybe some vermin will throw a well-aimed large shoe at me for revenge and it will be over! Letting a cipher such as Obama rule is another thing entirely. I will get back to you when I figure that one out! My guess is that that damn government cheese is tastier than I might imagine! Vermin will eat pretty much anything though. Voting as poorly as people did (cheating can't explain it all) is perhaps a tipping point. Maybe there will still be decent human beings on the trail (PCT in Oregon I am thinking). There used to be such folk certainly. If they are all Obamatrons and AlGorebots, I may have to design some larger traps baited with the proverbial government cheese! Even though most laws are pretty much flouted (constitution?, I got your constitution right here!), I assume that sort of behavior might still be frowned upon in some circles. Maybe it would just be a crime against misuse of government cheese though. That sounds about right these days! Anyone hear that Tiger is a man whore? A complete dunce. No really! Things are just not working generally. QED, FINI, or whatever. What did the guy in Aliens say exactly? Something like game over! I am thinking that sound bite with a bit of "The End of the World As We Know It" playing works about right (I really do love this song at high volume even when in a good mood!). I can be fun at times; this just is not one of them. Deal with it morons (but you know that I generally mean morons in a good way)! Mike

112 He deserves an award like this courageous young lady: http://www.cfireland.ie/news.php/news/shownews/96

113 Ooops.........turns out Obama suffers from Narcisstic Fibrosis not cystic fibrosis,,,,,,please disregard post 112

114 Over the years there have been many styles of Sexy Lingerie each designed to enhance body features, or even hide those imperfections.