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December 14, 2009

Obama's Good, Solid B+
— Ace

As Purple Avenger noted last night, Obama offered himself (apparently without being prompted) the grade of a "good, solid B+" for his performance in office so far.

Apparently where he went to school, grades aren't awarded to whether you succeed for fail, but according to whether you have "saved or created" additional opportunities for ad-hoc extra credit.

Or, perhaps, he's the world's most famous victim of the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Frank of IMAO offered this Tweet:

Tiger had rated his marriage so far a B+.

And has created a new discussion topic of "#bplus."

And I've been offering my own grades:

Titanic's maiden cruise? Good, solid B+.

Seth Brundel's ability to detect insects in a small enclosed space? Oh, I don't know, I'll say just short of an A-.

Death Star's thermal exhaust port engineering team? About an 87 out of 100, I'd say.

Hans Gruber's English-Tailored gravity-reversing levitation suit? Certainly above a B, but not quite an A.

I could also add:

Keith Olbermann's pre-match strategy in his Fight Against Death? A B on execution, but an additional half-mark for moxie.

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1 My ability to take criticism and dissent.....B+

Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 14, 2009 11:38 AM (V/EYZ)

2 Eh, I'm torn. What's he supposed to say? If he gives himself an A, then his cluelessness is apparent to all. If he gives himself a C or lower, then he looks unpresidential.

I suppose he probably should have found some way of side-stepping the question entirely. Is this his notion of seeming transparent? That's not encouraging, either.

Posted by: Kensington at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (BlBnA)

3 Philip Jones's science grade? Maybe not quite A-Level material. GCSE might be pushing it.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (9Sbz+)

4 The Fly? Jeff Goldblum? I barely made it through that movie when it first came out, and now you're quoting it for analogies. Ugh. Goldblum can put the boring into ANYTHING.

Posted by: Principal Jazz at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (hnq5i)

5 Our compliance with FOIA requests....B+

Posted by: University of East Anglia at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (Xm1aB)

6 My gall bladder...B+

Posted by: John Murtha at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (TpXEI)

7 Just for the record, when I read Bambi's grade, I immediately thought that he's been the beneficiary victim of the soft bigotry of low expectations all his life.

Ace, you thief.

Posted by: FUBAR at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (1fanL)

8 My projectile vomiting when I see this POS on TV ... A+

Posted by: FURPC at December 14, 2009 11:40 AM (ZJ6KO)

9
I suspect these grades have been homogenized.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at December 14, 2009 11:41 AM (EFQfG)

10 The performance of my condom last night with that rash covered ,sore infested Trannie hooker...B+

Posted by: Lance at December 14, 2009 11:41 AM (1VWKB)

11 Ability to keep Professional Athletes indiscretions under wraps : B+

Posted by: Vegas Tourism Board at December 14, 2009 11:41 AM (3kNLv)

12 Jobs saved? A.

Jobs created? B

I say we average them together: B+

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (jlvw3)

The Osbourne Family variety show? ... B+

Posted by: wiserbud at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (tWf3S)

14 As the country's first affirmative action president, he's entitled to that B+ -- because that's what he's always gotten for showing up and being who he is.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (u+gbs)

I'm torn. Should the highest possible grade be an O+ or an 0+?

I guess "zero plus" is more of a Biden-type joke.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (Be4xl)

16 Yeah, I get it and all, but I'm gonna have to give myself an A+. Anybody remember that song "Sugar Walls"?

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (1fanL)

17 Ability to distance myself completely from the Gerald Walpin firing : B+

Posted by: FLOTUS at December 14, 2009 11:42 AM (3kNLv)

18 My haircut...B+

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2009 11:43 AM (Xm1aB)

19 Soviet/Ukrainian Nuclear Reactor designs: above average, call them a B plus

Posted by: AlexC at December 14, 2009 11:43 AM (RBbAz)

20 Tiger's driving skills: C-

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 14, 2009 11:43 AM (0GFWk)

21 My Knowledge of current events? B+

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 14, 2009 11:43 AM (nz654)

22 Was this his blood type ? Maybe he was confused. (snickering)

Posted by: paranoid polly at December 14, 2009 11:43 AM (r7Vc3)

23
George Bush's ability to choose the unlocked door: B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 11:44 AM (z37MR)

24 Yeah, as a survivalist I'd say I'm around a B+

Posted by: guy wearing a red shirt in Star Trek at December 14, 2009 11:44 AM (saRwI)

Barack Obama's Reading Comprehension : B+

Posted by: Prof. Engels at December 14, 2009 11:44 AM (3kNLv)

26 Syrian Air Defence Systems : A+, what Israel air attack?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 14, 2009 11:44 AM (0GFWk)

27 What's a B+?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 14, 2009 11:44 AM (Xm1aB)

28 My appeasement skills? B+. I predict Bambi will score better than I did. After all, I eventually wised up.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at December 14, 2009 11:45 AM (1fanL)

29 Protective quality of red Star Trek Uniforms...B +

Posted by: AlexC at December 14, 2009 11:45 AM (RBbAz)

I suppose he probably should have found some way of side-stepping the question entirely.

C'mon...Oprah asked the question. Do you really think she asked a single question that hadn't been approved by his team, the answer written by his socialist cohorts, and then transcribed on the TOTUS?

He was as surprised by the answer as anyone. He was thinking "B+, what the hell! I get an A+. What the hell is going on?!" as he answered..

Posted by: dagny at December 14, 2009 11:45 AM (cG9YA)

31 Season so far......B+

Posted by: St. Louis Rams at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (Xm1aB)

32
Jim McGreevy's heterosexuality: B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (z37MR)

33 Joe Biden's Maccaroni Art : B+

Posted by: BHO at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (3kNLv)

34 My skill at copiloting the Millenium Falcon?

B+

Posted by: Michelle O. at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (1fanL)

35 Damn you, 24!

Posted by: AlexC at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (RBbAz)

36 B+??? -- That's a Peace Prize!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2009 11:46 AM (u+gbs)

37 The governments ability to distribute the H1N1 vaccine....B+

Posted by: dagny at December 14, 2009 11:47 AM (cG9YA)

38 Fixing the Economy 101 - B+

Posted by: Lil Timmy Geithner at December 14, 2009 11:47 AM (1fanL)

39 My ability to give clear orders?

B+.

Posted by: Lord Raglan at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (D/RCG)

It's just sad to here about Jeff Goldblum still being dead.

Posted by: Eleven at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (7DB+a)

41 Yeah, security-wise I'd say we're actually about an A-.

Posted by: CRU Mail System Administrator at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (saRwI)

42 Gillette's marketing plan....B+

Posted by: Dave at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (Xm1aB)

43
Geithner's understanding of the 1040: B+...solid B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (z37MR)

44 Wanted: candidates for Nobel Prizes. No accomplishments necessary. Must, however, have maintained at least a "B" average in the last year. Please enclose transcripts or just grade your own performance. Winners will be notified via the press, even if they have not submitted an application.

Posted by: Nobel Prizes 'R' Us at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (FcR7P)

45 this administration is a good, solid B...M

Posted by: negentropy at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (27KAF)

I suppose he probably should have found some way of side-stepping the question entirely.

Yeh, it's like the standard job interview question of "what are your weaknesses". You need to expect this kind of question and be able to turn it into a statement on how well you handle yourself. (no, not that way, you pervs)

"I'd be perfect if not for those meddling Congress-kids" doesn't leave me with the impression that this is a person with a good grasp on...things outside of himself, shall we say.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 11:48 AM (Be4xl)

47 Tolerance on Challenger's booster gaskets - B+

Posted by: isostan at December 14, 2009 11:49 AM (isLP4)

48 I accidentally landed on that channel while Lt. Worf was proudly displaying Bo to Oprah.

That is one weird-looking dog.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 14, 2009 11:49 AM (D/RCG)

Guy's C'mon. I was Talking about my blood type, I'm A B(+)Positive.

You could have just checked my medical records...

Posted by: BHO at December 14, 2009 11:50 AM (3kNLv)

50 Yeah, B+ for me, too.

Posted by: Charlie Weis at December 14, 2009 11:50 AM (FcR7P)

It's just sad to hear about Jeff Goldblum still being dead.

Zombie Jeff's performance on Law and Order CI: B+

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 11:51 AM (Be4xl)

52
MSNBC's programming team: solid B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 11:51 AM (z37MR)

53 Oprah's Minge - B+

Posted by: BHO at December 14, 2009 11:51 AM (3kNLv)

54 Multinational effort to stop Iran from getting nukes... B+

Proof that the science of global warming is settled... B+

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2009 11:52 AM (OKZrE)

University-level courses:

George Custer: Small Unit Calvary Tactics B+

Rosie O'Donnell: Introductory Metallurgy B+

Sen. Ted Stevens: Web Site Design, Hosting and Operations 3.7

Professor Phil Jones: Basic Statistical Calculations B+

Osama Bin Laden: Spelunking 101 B+

Vladimir Putin: The 7 Habits of Josef Stalin 89

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 14, 2009 11:52 AM (B+qrE)

56 36 B+??? -- That's a Peace Prize!!

Had to watch the video again. For making such a funny video, the guy deserves a peace prize.

Posted by: FUBAR at December 14, 2009 11:52 AM (1fanL)

Our coverage of the Obama Administration? We'd have to give ourselves a B+. Sometimes we're just too hard on the guy.

And our factchecking department also rates a B+. It's not all our fault... with the economy Bush left us, we couldn't assign as many people as we would have liked to Sarah Palin's book.

Posted by: Traditional Media at December 14, 2009 11:52 AM (W1Ndc)

58 My fighting skills...B+

Posted by: Guy Waving Nunchuks around in the background of a Bruce Lee fight scene at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (V/EYZ)

My approval rating : -19

Posted by: BHO at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (3kNLv)

60 44% approve our dear reader, 55% disapprove.

My guess is climategate took yeah, Obama might lie, right up to yep Obama does lie.

Posted by: bill-tb at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (y+QfZ)

61 A President with grace and class would have answered "that grade is best determined by the American people"......

Posted by: LGoPs at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (v/rEn)

62 Our grade on vetting Obama during the election - B+

Posted by: MSM at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (c459z)

63 My ability to fake a memo from the early '70s?

B+

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 14, 2009 11:53 AM (D/RCG)

64 B+ in Avoiding Overextension When the War Is All But Won

Napoleon
Hitler

Posted by: Custer at December 14, 2009 11:55 AM (1fanL)

65 Dagny, you and MamaAJ make great points. He had to know this was coming, which means B+ is his way of seeming...humble? Good lord!

Posted by: Kensington at December 14, 2009 11:55 AM (BlBnA)

Ich der am meisten kreditiert bestimmt die Entwerfer, die Wasserstoff anstatt Heliums mit einem B+ BemÃ¼hung!

[tr: Capt. Pruss thinks Hydrogen was a great idea]

Posted by: Max Pruss, Last Captain of the Hindenburg, LZ 129 at December 14, 2009 11:56 AM (Zj8fM)

Ah, see my quick eye for lazy outs leads me to realize that the easiest path to the best results lies in finding the old Hugh Hewitt threads and just stealing the best gags now that they're old and forgotten.

Unfortunately I'm too lazy to even do that.

On the whole I'd give my work ethic a solid B+.

At least I thought about how I would do it before I decided not to do it. I had a plan.

Posted by: Entropy at December 14, 2009 11:56 AM (IsLT6)

68 Off with you puppet.

Posted by: teej at December 14, 2009 11:56 AM (c459z)

69 Impartiality and Objectivity?

B+

Just check our professional J-school transcript.

Posted by: The Watchdogs at December 14, 2009 11:56 AM (1fanL)

70 The 2008 Detroit Lions' season performance? B+

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 14, 2009 11:56 AM (foWyN)

71 My musical career...B+

Posted by: Kevin Federline at December 14, 2009 11:57 AM (EDaHn)

72 We'd rate our ability to translate PARC research into new profitable ventures for our company a B+.

Posted by: Xerox Executives at December 14, 2009 11:57 AM (D/RCG)

Discovering your condom broke? B+

Posted by: Warden at December 14, 2009 11:57 AM (QoR4a)

74 My penis? B. My hand? A. My sex life? Ehhh... B+ I suppose.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 11:57 AM (jlvw3)

erg's ability to use logic, reason, and factual evidence to win an argument?

B+

Posted by: Warden at December 14, 2009 11:58 AM (QoR4a)

76 Odds of being impeached B+!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 14, 2009 11:58 AM (DyTK1)

77 Putting the only thermometer we use to measure changes in all of Antarctica's climate inside a base, next to an airfield, and within spittin distance of lots of generators? Solid B+ , man.

Posted by: The Hockey Team at December 14, 2009 11:58 AM (LEynS)

78 Hey, we get a B+ too!

Posted by: O Ring Makers for the Challenger Shuttle at December 14, 2009 11:58 AM (2dZ+6)

79 That not-so-fresh feeling? B+

Posted by: Warden at December 14, 2009 11:59 AM (QoR4a)

80 Certainement une B+ pour moi aussi!

Posted by: Napoleon at Waterloo at December 14, 2009 12:00 PM (2dZ+6)

81 My effectiveness at changing the world through blog-commenting? B+

Posted by: Blog Commenter at December 14, 2009 12:00 PM (ruzrP)

82 My fashion sense, B+
My ability with a bat-leth, priceless

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 14, 2009 12:00 PM (9221z)

83 uh, barry clearly stated what his intentions were before the election and he has been hell-bent on accomplishing those goals. So, yeah, in that sense, he is a B+.

Posted by: Artruen at December 14, 2009 12:00 PM (L+dBi)

84 Maginot Line? B+ (it would have been an A if it had actually stopped the Germans)

Posted by: Payaso at December 14, 2009 12:00 PM (fn31B)

85 Hah! I'd fire myself if I was only performing at a B+! Just win, baby!

Posted by: Al Davis at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (FcR7P)

86 I give myself a B-

Posted by: Just Kidding, B+ at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (d+T6h)

87 Hotel Repair and Remodeling 101 - B+

Posted by: ATF Director at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (3kNLv)

88 @78 - but what about your ethics? B at best!

Posted by: isostan at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (isLP4)

89 Lieberman's performance with the Democratic Caucus? B+

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (ruzrP)

90 Sarah Palin's ability to pardon the Turkey she's holding? A+. Sarah Palin's ability to pardon the turkeys in background? Not as good. B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:01 PM (jlvw3)

91 Cleaning up Wall Street B+

Launching whores' writing careers A-

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at December 14, 2009 12:02 PM (9221z)

Oh yeah, we'd give ourselves a good solid B+.

Posted by: The writer, director, and producer of Ishtar at December 14, 2009 12:02 PM (2dZ+6)

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 03:57 PM (jlvw3)

Hmm, is that grade averaging or...homogenizing?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (Be4xl)

94 uh, barry clearly stated what his intentions were before the election and he has been hell-bent on accomplishing those goals.

By "hell-bent" I assume you mean waffling for months on Afstan, making lots of dreary speeches, and playing many rounds of golf.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (D/RCG)

95 Dick Cheney's aim with a shotgun? A++; 100 of 100. Dick Cheney's ability to distinguish a quail from his friend's head? Shakier. B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (jlvw3)

What about me?

Posted by: Columbia's heatproof panels at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (+EvNy)

97 I'd give my ability to handle crisis situations and calmly prepare and evacuate my city in anticipation of a long expected disaster, oh, about a B+

Posted by: Mayor Nagen at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (QxSug)

98 I still think Wild Wild West is a solid B+.

Posted by: Will Smith at December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (v0kvW)

99 We give him a B+, too. Grades are for more than just competency or knowledge. They are used to promote social justice, bitches.

Posted by: Harvard Law School at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (A46hP)

100 Improving Ratings at MSNBC B+

Making Rachel Maddow look like more of a man A+

Posted by: Keith Olberman at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (9221z)

101 Gimme a B+ too, y'all.

Posted by: Britney Spears' mothering skills at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (2dZ+6)

102 No union teacher is ever going to give a kid an A again.

"Well now, if Obama can only get a B+ for all he's done as president, I can't very well give you an A, now can I? Yes, you did build a working nuclear reactor for the fifth grade science fair. You still don't deserve an A."

Posted by: Michael at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (siOQ7)

103

New Coke? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (P33XN)

104 I give myself a B+ in ability to get things done.

Posted by: Dead Guy at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (d+T6h)

105 Margaret Cho's Humor? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:04 PM (wnU1W)

106 ace's performance on Fox Television? B+

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 14, 2009 12:05 PM (ruzrP)

107 My wife's health and fitness? Solid B+

Posted by: Allen Glines at December 14, 2009 12:05 PM (i3PJU)

108 B+, I think.

Posted by: "That Chicken's" Chastity and Virginity at December 14, 2009 12:05 PM (jlvw3)

109 Allied invasion on June 6, 1944 in Normandy.

That's a solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (RPXj2)

110 I give myself a B+.

Posted by: The B+ That Obama Gave Himself at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (d+T6h)

111 Ya. I took a good and solid one today too

Posted by: slade at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (XsHAM)

112

Back in my day, this was called a gentleman's C.

Posted by: TakeFive at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (/3pxq)

113 Elisha Cuthbert's cup size? B+ ... maybe a C

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (ruzrP)

114 Al Capone's Vault?

B+

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (v0kvW)

115 TurboTax? B+

Posted by: Tim Geithner at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (i3PJU)

116 Being the Sheriff of Bailouts B+

Being a walking advertisement for the dangers of hair replacement A+++

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2009 12:06 PM (9221z)

117

The Hyatt Regency hotel walkway in Kansas City, MO? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 12:07 PM (P33XN)

118 B+ after an adjustment or two.

Posted by: Global warming scientists' integrity at December 14, 2009 12:07 PM (2dZ+6)

119 The Precedent is far too humble. I thought he earned an A+ the minute he uttered "profit and earnings ratios". That was some brilliant stuff ... Stuff that you won't find in any textbooks. Total, unvarnished originality.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 14, 2009 12:07 PM (A46hP)

120 Iraqi defenses? Solid B+.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at December 14, 2009 12:08 PM (v0kvW)

121 Successfully launch new multi-billion ruble intercontinental ballistic missle B+

Put on a kickass light show over Norway A++

Posted by: Russian Missle Command at December 14, 2009 12:08 PM (9221z)

122 The fireworks show at that Russian nightclub? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 12:08 PM (P33XN)

123 New Orleans Saints at 13-0.

That's a solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:08 PM (RPXj2)

124 Ability to convert metric units to English? B+

Posted by: JPL at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (wOGfT)

125 Pat O'Brien? A. Betsy? B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (jlvw3)

126 Someone made the comment that he should have lowballed himself...Except that for him, this probably IS lowballing himself.

Posted by: Secundus at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (+EvNy)

127 Ability to convert English units to metric: B+

Posted by: Lockheed Martin at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (wOGfT)

128

My ability to fake an orgasm = B+

Posted by: average American wife at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (Vu6sl)

129 My performance keeping my guys safe in combat? I'd say B+

Posted by: Brewster Buffalo at December 14, 2009 12:09 PM (1O93r)

130

Bill Buckner at First Base?

B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:10 PM (wnU1W)

131 Still dead .....B+

Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 14, 2009 12:10 PM (r7Vc3)

132 I give the mens rooms at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport a good solid B+.

Posted by: Larry Craig at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (EDaHn)

133 I also give myself a B+.

Posted by: Winston at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (FggW0)

134 Movies with Steven Seagal in it.

That's a solid D-.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (RPXj2)

135 The Godfather III - B+

Posted by: navin R Johnson at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (jyEfB)

136 Still Sober +B

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (9221z)

137 B+ for sure

Posted by: Quality of tap water in Calcutta at December 14, 2009 12:11 PM (2dZ+6)

138 My troll-fu: B+

Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (wOGfT)

139 My underwater search and rescue skills? EH, better than average.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (RSla2)

140 Dallas, Texas? B+

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (P33XN)

141 My success in finding the "Real Killers" - B+

Posted by: O.J. at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (jyEfB)

142 My career without Harold Ramis? B+

Posted by: Chevey Chase at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (i3PJU)

143 Jake? A. The Fatman? B. B+

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:12 PM (jlvw3)

144 General Motors, B+ (firm).

Posted by: Winston at December 14, 2009 12:13 PM (FggW0)

145 Long term survival rate B+

Posted by: Kennedy Brothers at December 14, 2009 12:13 PM (9221z)

146 Good story, didn't fancy the ending. B+.

Posted by: Mary Todd's Review of Our American Cousin at December 14, 2009 12:13 PM (jlvw3)

147 I got a B+ the last three times I went to rehab!!

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (NtiET)

148

My objectivity?

A+

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (Be4xl)

149 Jack Tatum's hit on Darryl Stingley.

That's a solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (RPXj2)

150 Berlusconi's ability to duck? B+

Posted by: sybilll at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (mvydp)

151 Ehime Maru's voyage from Honolulu. A solid B+

Posted by: Rat Bastard at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (12QrE)

152 B+

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at December 14, 2009 12:14 PM (d+T6h)

153 "Where's the beef?" A "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" B+

Posted by: runninrebel at December 14, 2009 12:15 PM (i3PJU)

154

Melodee Hanes :

Dictatory Skills - B+

Oral Argumentation - B+

Short Hand - B+

Long Hand - B+

Posted by: Max Baucus at December 14, 2009 12:15 PM (3kNLv)

155 Give me a B+ in a year, too.

Posted by: US Treasury Bond rating at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (A46hP)

156 Knowing my states? Well, the number of states, at least: B+

Posted by: Captain B+ at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (FcR7P)

157 My ability to keep shit on the DL from Mrs. W?

B+

Posted by: Tiger W. at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (jyEfB)

158 My piloting skills over the atlantic ocean ........B+

Posted by: JFK jr. at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (r7Vc3)

159 The entire cast of Saved by the Bell, B- (negotiable).

Posted by: Winston at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (FggW0)

160 I thought we did a fine job. B+.

Posted by: Amanda Knox's defense lawyers at December 14, 2009 12:16 PM (2dZ+6)

161 Matt Damon?

Posted by: Matt Damon at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (i3PJU)

162 My ability to keep a man B+

Posted by: Jennifer Aniston at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (9221z)

163 Amtrak - B+

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (3kNLv)

164 My interview with Holly Hunter? B+

Posted by: Merry Miller at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (P33XN)

165 My knowledge of the Austrian language: B+

Posted by: "World B+ Free" Obama at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (FcR7P)

166 Joe Montanna's pass to Dwight Clark in playoffs.

That's a shaky B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:17 PM (RPXj2)

167 I heard him say, "Boy+".

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at December 14, 2009 12:18 PM (A46hP)

168

Dudley's Bath with the Bike Shop Owner - B+

Posted by: Arnold Jackson at December 14, 2009 12:18 PM (3kNLv)

169 Search-and-rescue skills: B+

Posted by: Ted "NASCAR" Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:19 PM (FcR7P)

170 Kevin Jennings' technique? B+ Needs more lube.

Posted by: America's Gay Pre-Teens at December 14, 2009 12:19 PM (G8Eo0)

171 My ability to duck a chair thrown by neo-nazis B+

Posted by: Geraldo at December 14, 2009 12:20 PM (9221z)

172 Lindsay Vonn on skis.

Oh yeah, that's a B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:20 PM (RPXj2)

173 Our ability to win just one freakin' game in December?

B+

Posted by: Dallas Cowboys at December 14, 2009 12:20 PM (jyEfB)

174 We give him an A+.

Posted by: Putin, Jintao, Achmadinejad, Chavez, Castro, Bin Laden, Hamas, ... at December 14, 2009 12:20 PM (A46hP)

175 Chances this thread hits 2000 B+

Posted by: Morons at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (9221z)

176 My record with Israel..........B+

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (r7Vc3)

177 Mother Theresa? B+

Posted by: Christopher Hitchens at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (i3PJU)

178

Obama's humility? B+

Posted by: Warden at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (QoR4a)

179 Ace's brevity in discussing the banning of posters.....I'd say a solid B +

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (CfnkP)

180 The Giants last night? B+

Posted by: Tom Coughlin at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (NtiET)

181 New Comments Thingy

B+

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 12:21 PM (Be4xl)

182 Thorough, detailed. Definitely a B+.

Posted by: Media reporting on the Duke lacrosse case at December 14, 2009 12:22 PM (2dZ+6)

183 Self Preservation Skills - I'd give myself a B+.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at December 14, 2009 12:22 PM (3kNLv)

184 Amy Winehouse ability to avoid taking drugs....B+

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 14, 2009 12:22 PM (hKyl0)

185 Returning my equipment to Q in pristine condition B+

Posted by: James Bond at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (9221z)

186 Definite B+

Posted by: Obama's Self-Grading Skills at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (d+T6h)

187 Kirstie Allie's ability to 'Keep it Off' - B+

Posted by: Jenny Craig at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (3kNLv)

188 My appearance on Jeapordy? B+

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (ocHBO)

189

My relationship with Spider Sabich? A+

Sorta went down into B+ territory at the end, though.

Posted by: Claudine Longet at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (P33XN)

190 The performance of "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater....solid B+

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (hKyl0)

191

My ability to jump dry river beds without crashing, losing a front axle, and slapping my hat against the dashboard?

B+

Posted by: Rosco P Coletrane at December 14, 2009 12:23 PM (QoR4a)

192 My singing skills: B+

Conflict management for 60's-era rock bands: also B+

Posted by: Yoko Ono at December 14, 2009 12:24 PM (l1Wlr)

193 My NFL career ....yea, solid B+

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at December 14, 2009 12:24 PM (hKyl0)

194

The fuck? That was a question mark.

The general workings of this blog and the ability of morons to use it properly? B+

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 12:24 PM (Be4xl)

195

Jazz - B+

Modern - B+

Interpretive - B+

Ballet - B- (Forgets to stuff his tights)

Tap - B+

Ballroom - B+

Posted by: Jenny Craig at December 14, 2009 12:25 PM (3kNLv)

196 Our 2009 NFL season.....B+

Posted by: St. Louis Rams at December 14, 2009 12:25 PM (hKyl0)

197 Ability to say "Klatto Verata Nicto" B+

Posted by: Ash at December 14, 2009 12:25 PM (9221z)

198 Ernie Anastos' chicken relations........A solid B +

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 14, 2009 12:25 PM (CfnkP)

199 Gilligan getting the castaways off the island -- B+

Posted by: Eleven at December 14, 2009 12:26 PM (7DB+a)

200

My sthelf control?

B+

By the way, thaths a ridiculoth quethton.

Justh ridiculoth.

Praithss be upon Mohammed.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 14, 2009 12:26 PM (QoR4a)

201 Claims about Michelle Obama's beauty: "One of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth:" B "Two tickets to the gun show:" A Average 'em up.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:26 PM (jlvw3)

202 The hilarity of Margaret Cho? B+

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 14, 2009 12:26 PM (swuwV)

203 Our 2008 Football season..............88 out of 100.

Posted by: Detriot Lions at December 14, 2009 12:26 PM (hKyl0)

204 My right hand in action - B Me left hand going reverse European style in action- A avg: B+ BTW: I'm right handed so I consider my left hand "some strange"

Posted by: Lance at December 14, 2009 12:27 PM (1VWKB)

205 My trans Pacific navigation skills B+

Posted by: Fred Noonan at December 14, 2009 12:27 PM (V4Pya)

206 Our ability to beat Fox News at the ratings game - solid B+

Posted by: MSNBC at December 14, 2009 12:27 PM (hKyl0)

207 James Dean's acting ability? A

James Dean's driving ability? B+

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2009 12:27 PM (mGSN1)

208

re: 195

- My Puppet Fu - B+

Posted by: Rahm's Dance Instructor at December 14, 2009 12:27 PM (3kNLv)

209 Our success in covering DeSean Jackson?

A-

Posted by: Giants Secondary at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (sYxEE)

210 Depends on the definition of " + "

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (Be4xl)

211 Charles Johnson's ability to take a joke? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (wnU1W)

212 My pantsuits .....a big solid polyester B

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (r7Vc3)

213 My committment to my marriage vows - solid, solid B+

Posted by: John Edwards at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (hKyl0)

214

Getting beat up by my wife with a golf club: B+

Posted by: Tiger Woods at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (ocHBO)

215 My parenting skills.....solid B +

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 14, 2009 12:28 PM (CfnkP)

216 Living with Diabeedus? B+

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at December 14, 2009 12:29 PM (i3PJU)

217 U.S. Hockey team beating the Russians in 1980 Winter Olympics.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:29 PM (RPXj2)

218

Convincibility of Richard Gere's Heterosexuality - B+

Posted by: Gerbil Ass at December 14, 2009 12:29 PM (3kNLv)

219

Grades?

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 14, 2009 12:29 PM (QoR4a)

220 Controlling my weight?

B+

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 14, 2009 12:29 PM (sYxEE)

221 My ability to inspire hope? B+

Posted by: The Great Depression at December 14, 2009 12:30 PM (swuwV)

222 Tony Romo Sept-Nov? A- December? F Altogether a good, solid B+

Posted by: hit and run at December 14, 2009 12:30 PM (B66b8)

223 My made tanker-piloting skillz up in Valdez...solid B+

Posted by: Joseph Hazelwood at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (NtiET)

224

Tony Romo's leadership

B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (wnU1W)

225 Why wouldn't he think he's done a B+ job so far? Remember, he got a 53% on last November's final, and that was plenty good enough for an A.

Posted by: stuiec at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (Ate22)

226 My ability to stay away from booze B+

My daughter's ability to call 911 when I'm unconscious on the floor in a puddle of my own vomit A+ and still film it

Posted by: David Hasselholf at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (9221z)

227 The Cubs getting to the World Series in the last century. A solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (1Jaio)

228 That certain way I have with children........B +

Posted by: Martin Scorsese at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (CfnkP)

229 My laundry skills?

Solid B +

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (sYxEE)

230 Barney Frank's Speach Impediment - B+

Posted by: Speech Therapist at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (3kNLv)

231 My 1749 Mass? B minor.

Posted by: J. S. Bach at December 14, 2009 12:31 PM (fG7wd)

232 My self control? Solid B+

Posted by: Chris Farley at December 14, 2009 12:32 PM (i3PJU)

233 Ace's ability to get his morons to post a 1,000 comments while he takes a nap?

Solid A

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2009 12:32 PM (mGSN1)

234 My Career Since Quitting Heroin - B+

Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 14, 2009 12:32 PM (3kNLv)

235

Joe Biden's math skills. A solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:32 PM (1Jaio)

236 Quint's ability to pick the right size of boat? Solid B+

Posted by: Reginald Wingate at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (fDWFP)

237 Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (RPXj2)

238 My personal ad compositions?

A-

Posted by: andi sullivan-johnson at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (sYxEE)

239

Performance as Knck's GM - B+

Posted by: Isaih Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (3kNLv)

240 Michelle Obama's looks? Solid C+

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (zgZzy)

241 Ishtar B+

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (9221z)

242 My love life: B+

Ability to avoid appearing to be a druggie while anchoring a nationally televised NBC news program: B+

Capsized, underwater station wagon egress skills: B+

Posted by: Jessica Savitch at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (l1Wlr)

243 My 1749 Mass? B minor.

Posted by: J. S. Bach at December 14, 2009 04:31 PM (fG7wd)

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Posted by: RaphanusSativus at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (NtiET)

244 Cubs Trading Brock for Broglio? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:33 PM (wnU1W)

245 My ability to befriend grizzly bears B+

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 14, 2009 12:34 PM (V4Pya)

246 My loyalty? B+ Too soon?

Posted by: Judas at December 14, 2009 12:34 PM (i3PJU)

247

The Lame Stream Media being impartial and not just a mouth piece for liberalism. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:34 PM (1Jaio)

248 My abilities in successfully surviving a mission?

B+

Posted by: Red Shirt Crew Member at December 14, 2009 12:34 PM (sYxEE)

249 Solid B+

Posted by: Ace's assertions on Anti-Semitism at December 14, 2009 12:35 PM (3kNLv)

250 Sammy Sosa's skin coloring B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:35 PM (wnU1W)

251 Expressing emotions on my face B+

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 14, 2009 12:35 PM (9221z)

252 John Phillips' parenting skills?

B+

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 14, 2009 12:35 PM (mGSN1)

253 Alan Alda's machismo? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:36 PM (wnU1W)

254 Magna Carta.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:36 PM (RPXj2)

255 Keeping the back of my head clean

B+

Posted by: Guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman at December 14, 2009 12:36 PM (sYxEE)

256

Jay Cutler not throwing interceptions. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:36 PM (1Jaio)

257 Grades are racist.

Posted by: Rev. Wright at December 14, 2009 12:37 PM (i3PJU)

258 Replacing Dick York with Dick Sargent? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 12:37 PM (P33XN)

259

Career potential?

B+

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at December 14, 2009 12:38 PM (QoR4a)

260 Keith Olbermann's pre-match strategy in his Fight Against Death? A B on execution, but an additional half-mark for moxie.

I think the grading is a bit different at the agricultural schools.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2009 12:38 PM (9Wv2j)

261 My understanding of military protocol: B+

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at December 14, 2009 12:38 PM (l1Wlr)

262 Racial Baiting - B+

Posted by: Professor Skip Gates at December 14, 2009 12:39 PM (3kNLv)

263 My nighttime Visual Flight Reference skills?

A-

Posted by: JFK Jr. at December 14, 2009 12:39 PM (sYxEE)

264 Chuck Cunningham on Happy Days? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 12:39 PM (P33XN)

265 My Face - B+

Posted by: Tina Yothers at December 14, 2009 12:39 PM (3kNLv)

266

Writer of #248's ability to read not one but two prior instances of that joke in this thread? B+.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2009 12:40 PM (Be4xl)

267 My acting skills B+

Posted by: Kevin Costner at December 14, 2009 12:40 PM (Vu6sl)

268

Barry's knowledge of how many states are in the union. Solid B+

Barry's ability to speak without his teleprompter. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:40 PM (1Jaio)

269

My 40 time?

B+

Posted by: Charles Krauthammer at December 14, 2009 12:41 PM (QoR4a)

270 My performances in Star Wars? B+

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at December 14, 2009 12:41 PM (swuwV)

271 Battle of Balaclava...B+

Posted by: 13th Light Brigade at December 14, 2009 12:41 PM (NtiET)

272 Loyalty to family: B+

Posted by: Levi Johnson at December 14, 2009 12:42 PM (l1Wlr)

273 My quest for sanity? B+

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at December 14, 2009 12:42 PM (P33XN)

274 My non-flammability B+

Posted by: the Hindenburg at December 14, 2009 12:42 PM (Vu6sl)

275

Sam's Meat - B+

Posted by: Alice (The Housekeeper) at December 14, 2009 12:43 PM (3kNLv)

276 My photography?

A +++++

Posted by: Charles John's son at December 14, 2009 12:43 PM (sYxEE)

277 Steering PT 109 B+

Posted by: John Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:43 PM (9221z)

278 My Pecks - B+

Posted by: BHO at December 14, 2009 12:43 PM (3kNLv)

279

My wife? A+

I mean, have you seen Sarah?

Posted by: Todd Palin at December 14, 2009 12:44 PM (P33XN)

280 My understanding of the Constitution... B+

Posted by: Typical Liberal at December 14, 2009 12:44 PM (wQx2m)

281 Thunderdome: Two men enter. One man leaves. For the other: B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:44 PM (jlvw3)

282 Declaring war on Prussia: B+

Posted by: Napoleon III at December 14, 2009 12:44 PM (l1Wlr)

283 Voicing KITT in the new Knight Rider B+

Posted by: Val Kilmer at December 14, 2009 12:44 PM (9221z)

284 Al Gore's knowledge of physics.... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (wQx2m)

285 Bobby Fischer's chess skills.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (RPXj2)

286 Tina's ability to duck a Toaster - B+

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (3kNLv)

287 Mel Gibson's sobriety and tolerance? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (wnU1W)

288

Hawtness?

B+

Posted by: Midget Porn at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (QoR4a)

289

My record for number of days worked without a major industrial accident B+

Posted by: Bhopal at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (Vu6sl)

290 Digital enhancement of my older movies: B+

Posted by: George Lucas at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (l1Wlr)

291 The bulletproof lenses in Moe Green's eyeglasses? B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 12:45 PM (jlvw3)

292 Our intuitiveness in detecting bullshit?

Solid A -

Posted by: The 52 percent at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (sYxEE)

293 Frugality? Oh, I'd give myself about a B+

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (QoR4a)

294 #180

A+

Posted by: Winston at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (FggW0)

295 Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon's grades in med school... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (wQx2m)

296 The esteem my employees/friends hold me in? B+.

Posted by: Michael Scott at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (jlvw3)

297

The way I died?

B+

Posted by: Elvis at December 14, 2009 12:46 PM (QoR4a)

298 Suri is really my baby B+

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 14, 2009 12:47 PM (9221z)

299 Stalingrad...B+.

Posted by: Adolf H. at December 14, 2009 12:47 PM (NtiET)

300

My parenting skills? B+

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 14, 2009 12:47 PM (zgZzy)

301 Katie Couric's ratings... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:47 PM (wQx2m)

302

My black eye B+

Posted by: Jimmy Clausen at December 14, 2009 12:47 PM (Vu6sl)

303 NY Times fact checking of Walter Durant and Jason Blair... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (wQx2m)

304

The BCS? B+

Posted by: eddiebear at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (wnU1W)

305 Bay of Pigs. B+

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (zgZzy)

306 Katie Couric's ratings... B+

Her dance moves...B+

Posted by: Need Brain Bleach at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (NtiET)

307 My C-section? Not bad. Pretty uneventful, actually. B+

Posted by: Guy from Alien at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (QoR4a)

308 My expertise in metallurgics and structural engineering?

B+

Google it!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 14, 2009 12:48 PM (sYxEE)

309 Bernie Madoff's financial honesty and integrity to his investors. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:49 PM (1Jaio)

310 Sulli's grasp on reality... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:49 PM (wQx2m)

311 Moronette boobie pictures = incomplete

Posted by: typical moron at December 14, 2009 12:49 PM (Vu6sl)

312 Don't even think of rating me any lower than A+.

Posted by: Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey at December 14, 2009 12:49 PM (l1Wlr)

313 Giving my team all I've got after signing a big contract?

B+

Posted by: Carl Pavano at December 14, 2009 12:50 PM (sYxEE)

314 The Ethics ratings of Senator's Thomas Dodd and Chris Dodd... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:50 PM (wQx2m)

315 Slicing like a fuckin hammer A+

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 14, 2009 12:50 PM (9221z)

316 My resume? B+

Posted by: Alexi Vayner at December 14, 2009 12:50 PM (QoR4a)

317 my odds of being re-elected B+

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2009 12:51 PM (Vu6sl)

318 We gave him a B+, too - for the effort. Thanks for showing up.

Posted by: Olympic Committee in Copenhagen at December 14, 2009 12:51 PM (A46hP)

319 My wedding night video? B+

Posted by: Tonya Harding at December 14, 2009 12:51 PM (zgZzy)

320 My cunning in draft picks? Solid B+.

Posted by: Al Davis at December 14, 2009 12:51 PM (7FA9S)

321 The stimulus keeping unemployment under 8%. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:52 PM (1Jaio)

322 Hindenburg's safety rating: B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 12:52 PM (ZtwUX)

323 Flight safety record: B+

Posted by: Aeroflot at December 14, 2009 12:52 PM (l1Wlr)

324 My association with humans in the early years? A+

My association with humans in the late days? F-

By my calculations I have 100% confidence that averages out to a B+.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at December 14, 2009 12:52 PM (swuwV)

325 Martin Luther leaving a note on a churh door.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 12:52 PM (RPXj2)

326 Political philosophy of Mao... B+... at least

Posted by: Anita Dunn at December 14, 2009 12:53 PM (wQx2m)

327 I agree with the president. I give my presidency a good solid B+ as well.

Posted by: President James Buchanan at December 14, 2009 12:53 PM (P33XN)

328 How did I do in educating the morons on what it takes to revive the GOP with my awesome skills of persuasion?

A ++

Posted by: dum-dum, the only non-graded non-partisan on AoSHQ at December 14, 2009 12:53 PM (sYxEE)

329 The temperature of my cabin? Very comfortable. B+. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Hindenburg passenger at December 14, 2009 12:53 PM (QoR4a)

330

Michelle's left butt cheek = A

Michelle's right butt check = B

average grade = fucking huge!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 14, 2009 12:53 PM (Vu6sl)

331 Jessica Simpson's acting talent... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:54 PM (wQx2m)

332 Hostage rescue in crowded Moscow theater: B+

Posted by: Spetznaz at December 14, 2009 12:54 PM (l1Wlr)

333 Battle of Midway...B+.

Posted by: Yamamoto at December 14, 2009 12:55 PM (NtiET)

334 Colin Powell's judgment of moderate politicians.... B+

Posted by: phreshone at December 14, 2009 12:55 PM (wQx2m)

335 My investment advice?

B + , beating expectations!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at December 14, 2009 12:55 PM (sYxEE)

336 My dating skills ............solid B

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 14, 2009 12:55 PM (r7Vc3)

337 Ted Bundy's dating etiquette = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 12:56 PM (ZtwUX)

338

Our Top Chef audition demo?

B+

Posted by: Donner party at December 14, 2009 12:56 PM (QoR4a)

339 Rachel Corrie's tank-stopping-ability = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 12:57 PM (ZtwUX)

340 on-time mail delivery B+

Posted by: unibomber at December 14, 2009 12:57 PM (Vu6sl)

341 My night at the theater.... B+

Posted by: Mary Todd Lincoln at December 14, 2009 12:57 PM (wQx2m)

342 ...and by the end, the entire family is covered in blood, vomit, and animal feces. And the casting director says, "Well! That is some kind of family act you have there! What do you call yourselves?" And the whole family strikes a ta-da pose and says, "The B-Plusses!"

Posted by: ace, where old jokes go to die at December 14, 2009 12:57 PM (jlvw3)

343 The decision to open the Ark of the Covenant? B+

Posted by: Rene Belloq at December 14, 2009 12:58 PM (P33XN)

344 Self medication?

A+

Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 14, 2009 12:58 PM (sYxEE)

345 DDT ban = B+

Posted by: Mosquito at December 14, 2009 12:58 PM (ZtwUX)

346 My grade on how to make friends and influence people..solid B+

Posted by: David Duke at December 14, 2009 12:58 PM (Vu6sl)

347 My ability to turn endlessly repeated catchphrases that weren't funny the first time into solid 90 minute entertainments: B+.

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at December 14, 2009 12:59 PM (jlvw3)

348 Barry's ability to not throw a baseball/football like limp wristed femme. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 12:59 PM (1Jaio)

349

readability?

B+

Posted by: James Joyce at December 14, 2009 12:59 PM (QoR4a)

350 Granting 45,000 permits to a conference hall that holds 15,000 B+

Posted by: Copenhagen Conference planners at December 14, 2009 12:59 PM (9221z)

351 Decision to let Lehman Brothers fail... B+

Posted by: Hank Paulson at December 14, 2009 12:59 PM (wQx2m)

352 Jews? F. Sugartits? B+.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 14, 2009 01:00 PM (jlvw3)

353 Tastefully hiding my baldness?

B+

Posted by: Phil Spector at December 14, 2009 01:00 PM (sYxEE)

354 Montezuma welcoming the Spaniards = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:00 PM (ZtwUX)

355 Leaving the lantern out with the cows... B+

Posted by: Mrs. Leary at December 14, 2009 01:00 PM (wQx2m)

356 Nagel's response to Hurricane Katrina = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:01 PM (ZtwUX)

357 Kellogg's Raisin Bran Crunch.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 01:01 PM (RPXj2)

358 Not bombing Iran when I had a chance... B+

Posted by: Dubya at December 14, 2009 01:01 PM (wQx2m)

359 Thinking hungry Grizzlies were my friends B+

Posted by: Timothy "Grizzly Man" Treadwell at December 14, 2009 01:02 PM (9221z)

360 Illinois politicians being honest and not corrupt scumbags. Solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 14, 2009 01:02 PM (1Jaio)

361 Cyberdyne's quality control department: B+

Posted by: Reginald Wingate at December 14, 2009 01:02 PM (fDWFP)

362 Twilight series = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:02 PM (ZtwUX)

363 Bus driving skills?... solid B+, just like Ray Nagin

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 14, 2009 01:02 PM (wQx2m)

364 Marcia Clark's prosecutorial skills....B+

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at December 14, 2009 01:03 PM (NtiET)

365 Staying cool and calm while being questioned by a police officer?

B+

Posted by: Prof Henry Gates at December 14, 2009 01:03 PM (sYxEE)

366 FBI performance at Ruby Ridge = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:03 PM (ZtwUX)

367 Ability to fly a plane... B+

Posted by: Thurman Munson at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (wQx2m)

368 Pickett's charge at Gettysburg.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (RPXj2)

369 My move of the Baltimore Colts in the middle of the night B+

Posted by: Robert Irsay at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (Vu6sl)

370 Ability to control a courtroom B+

Posted by: Lance Ito at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (9221z)

371 My expertise on temperature? Statistically significant peer reviewed B+ based on the opinion of global experts.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (swuwV)

372 Waco ...........B+

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 14, 2009 01:04 PM (r7Vc3)

373 Our roadies' pyrotechnic effects - B+

Posted by: Great White at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (Zi+FQ)

374 Avoiding getting jumped by Seth McFarlane?

A-

Posted by: The Shark at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (sYxEE)

375 356 Nagel's response to Hurricane Katrina = B+

That's really Nagin's CODE name!

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (ZtwUX)

376 Selecting a mate for life... B+

Posted by: John Daly at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (wQx2m)

377 Ability to ruthlessly crush religious nuts A+

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (9221z)

378

Festival seating?

B+

Posted by: The Who at December 14, 2009 01:05 PM (QoR4a)

379 Paula Abdul's sobriety = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:06 PM (ZtwUX)

380 Settling arguments quickly and amicably?

A+

Posted by: Banhammer 1.0 at December 14, 2009 01:06 PM (sYxEE)

381 Adolph's desire for peace... B+

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at December 14, 2009 01:06 PM (wQx2m)

382 Murphy's Law = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:06 PM (ZtwUX)

383 Our ability to stay together as a band ..............B+

Posted by: Oasis at December 14, 2009 01:07 PM (r7Vc3)

384 Casting Kate Capshaw in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? B+

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2009 01:07 PM (P33XN)

385 Swimming?

B+

Posted by: Dennis Wilson at December 14, 2009 01:07 PM (sYxEE)

386

Hitting the slopes?

B+

Posted by: That idiot Kennedy who died skiing ... I don't care enough to look up his name at December 14, 2009 01:07 PM (QoR4a)

387 Ability for a large centralized authority to control an economy... B+

Posted by: Karl Marx at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (wQx2m)

388 Hold on, imma let you finish, I just want to say that my Grammy speech may have been an F, but Beyonce's was an A, which if I got the math right averages to a B+.

Posted by: Kanye at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (XIXhw)

389 Our 2009 season? MLB-

Posted by: The Washington Nationals at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (fG7wd)

390 Our dealings with the Mongol embassies: B+

Posted by: Persians at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (A46hP)

391 Digesting a ham sandwich.... B+

Posted by: Mama Cass at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (wQx2m)

392 Coming up with teh funny to keep my sockpuppet title?

B+

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (sYxEE)

393 Neo-Com Insurgency = A++

Royale w/Cheese = B-

Posted by: Vincent Vega at December 14, 2009 01:08 PM (dsBLF)

394 My wrinkle free complexion...B+

Posted by: Keith Richards at December 14, 2009 01:09 PM (Vu6sl)

395 Carter's Panama giveaway = B+

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 14, 2009 01:09 PM (ZtwUX)

396 Sucking down an entire eight-ball of cocaine.... B+ ... best grade I ever got at Maryland...

Posted by: Len Bias at December 14, 2009 01:10 PM (wQx2m)

397 386

Hitting the slopes?

B+

Posted by: That idiot Kennedy who died skiing ... I don't care enough to look up his name at December 14, 2009 05:07 PM

My moral guidance of teenaged babysitters?

B+

Posted by: Michael Kennedy, Master Skiier at December 14, 2009 01:10 PM (sYxEE)

398 My invasions of Japan: B+

Posted by: Kublai Khan at December 14, 2009 01:10 PM (A46hP)

399 Natalie Wood ability to stay afloat.

Solid B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 01:10 PM (RPXj2)

400 My contribution to honest and fair elections? B+

If you question that fact, you're racist!

Posted by: ACORN at December 14, 2009 01:11 PM (swuwV)

401 Leg strength... B+

Posted by: Joe Theisman at December 14, 2009 01:11 PM (wQx2m)

402 Hitting the slopes.... B+

Posted by: Sono Bono at December 14, 2009 01:11 PM (wQx2m)

403 My ability to stay out of the headlines due to infrequent run ins with the law in an effort by some to demean my political career................B+

Posted by: marion barry at December 14, 2009 01:11 PM (r7Vc3)

404 Our desirability to the opposite sex?

B+

Posted by: The Morons and Moronettes at December 14, 2009 01:12 PM (sYxEE)

405 evangelical athiests? B+

Posted by: God at December 14, 2009 01:12 PM (QoR4a)

406 Keeping the oil flowing... B+

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at December 14, 2009 01:13 PM (wQx2m)

407 My plan to sleep with Judy Greer? B+

Posted by: DrewM. at December 14, 2009 01:13 PM (FCWQb)

408 Mitt's performance in the 2008 primaries.... B+

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at December 14, 2009 01:13 PM (wQx2m)

409 Curtailing corruption and cronyism in government?

A-

Posted by: Rod Blagojavich at December 14, 2009 01:14 PM (sYxEE)

410 Damage done by a dagger in Dungeons & Dragons? 1dB+

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 01:14 PM (jlvw3)

411 Frozen peas? B+

Posted by: Orson Welles at December 14, 2009 01:15 PM (P33XN)

412 Pizza delivery by an intern.... B+

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2009 01:15 PM (wQx2m)

413 my rendition of the National Anthem B+

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at December 14, 2009 01:15 PM (Vu6sl)

414 Me in a pantsuit... B+

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2009 01:16 PM (wQx2m)

415 Saying something profound and eschewing pop culture?

B+

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at December 14, 2009 01:16 PM (sYxEE)

416 Hitting the reset button while a KGB agent runs Russia... B+

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2009 01:17 PM (wQx2m)

417 The ability to properly pronounce my name .................B+

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at December 14, 2009 01:17 PM (r7Vc3)

418 Fascism... B+

Posted by: Thomas Freidman at December 14, 2009 01:17 PM (wQx2m)

419 My nipple during halftime B+

Posted by: Janet Jackson at December 14, 2009 01:18 PM (Vu6sl)

420 EMTs, paramedics now changing "DOA" to "DOB+"

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 01:18 PM (jlvw3)

421 Hitting the reset button while a KGB agent runs Russia... B+

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2009 05:17 PM (wQx2m)

You got a B+ for translation, too.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 14, 2009 01:18 PM (A46hP)

422 My ability to score with any of the golddiggers that so cheerfully slid their wetness onto Tiger Woods' driver?

B+

Not that I'm bitter or anything...

Posted by: mrkwong at December 14, 2009 01:19 PM (G8Eo0)

423 Hitler's 1000 year plan? B+

Posted by: HeftyJo at December 14, 2009 01:19 PM (ckQml)

424 British defense at Rorke's Drift.

B+.

Posted by: Thomas at December 14, 2009 01:19 PM (RPXj2)

425 Spring break in the bahamas...B+

Posted by: Natalie Holloway at December 14, 2009 01:19 PM (wQx2m)

426 The charge ... B+ _{(mostly for form)}

Posted by: Light Brigade at December 14, 2009 01:19 PM (22if9)

427 My fight againt Ali? B+

Posted by: Randall "Tex" Cobb at December 14, 2009 01:20 PM (QoR4a)

428 Our respect for the right to protest your government

Posted by: The Basij at December 14, 2009 01:20 PM (sYxEE)

429 AA's okay, but AB+ lets you drink.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 01:21 PM (jlvw3)

430 Jimmy Carter's support for the Shah: B+

Posted by: mrkwong at December 14, 2009 01:21 PM (G8Eo0)

431 Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon: B+

Posted by: mrkwong at December 14, 2009 01:22 PM (G8Eo0)

432

This idea?

B+

Posted by: XFL at December 14, 2009 01:22 PM (QoR4a)

433 The best christmas vacation ever.................B+

Posted by: 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami at December 14, 2009 01:22 PM (r7Vc3)

434 Martha's Vineyard... B+

Posted by: Mary Jo at December 14, 2009 01:22 PM (wQx2m)

435 My ability to bring up D & D in a thread on any topic? Solid B+

Posted by: Geek at December 14, 2009 01:23 PM (i3PJU)

436 My ability to write a column with a realistic perspective

B+

Posted by: Matt Cooper at December 14, 2009 01:23 PM (sYxEE)

437 The chimera has three heads, one of goat, one of a lion, and one of a B+.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2009 01:23 PM (jlvw3)

438 aesthetics? B+

Posted by: AMC Pacer at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (QoR4a)

439 Using a Buick as a flotation device... B+

Posted by: Mary Jo at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (wQx2m)

440 To B+ or not to B+, that is the question.

Posted by: Omelet at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (NtiET)

441 My ability to read coverages? B+

Posted by: tony romo at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (PD1tk)

442 The taste of Hillary Clinton's neck?

O+

Oh wait, B+

Posted by: Count Alucard at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (G8Eo0)

443 Mitt Romney? A++! See what I did there, Duane?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at December 14, 2009 01:24 PM (i3PJU)

444 My skillz in debating on a thread without resorting to obsenities, insults, half-truths, and astroturfing?

A+

Posted by: honest clod at December 14, 2009 01:25 PM (sYxEE)

445 My people skills? B+

Posted by: Christoph at December 14, 2009 01:25 PM (QoR4a)

446 "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a B+ friendship."

Posted by: DrewM. at December 14, 2009 01:25 PM (FCWQb)

447 Scoff all you want.

Imagine a D+.

Posted by: Onlooker at December 14, 2009 01:25 PM (M3hG/)

448 A bee that can pollinate flowers and resist sick hive syndrome?

B+

Posted by: FUBAR at December 14, 2009 01:25 PM (1fanL)

449 The duel with Burr ? ... B+

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at December 14, 2009 01:26 PM (22if9)

450 Number of new troops to Afghanistan? B+

Posted by: Stan "The Man" McChrystal at December 14, 2009 01:26 PM (1Mn8Z)

451 My husband's new diet plan? B+

Posted by: Terri Schiavo at December 14, 2009 01:26 PM (QoR4a)

452 B+? Screw that. Call it C.

Posted by: Dennis Ritchie at December 14, 2009 01:27 PM (NtiET)

453 Our cash flow in the 2nd Quarter of 2009?

B+

Posted by: AoSHQ Accounting Dept at December 14, 2009 01:27 PM (sYxEE)

454 The taste of that cigar compared to a big mac...............B+

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2009 01:27 PM (r7Vc3)

455 All of my work minus the photoshops of 2004? B+

Posted by: Allah P at December 14, 2009 01:28 PM (i3PJU)

456

The in-flight movie?

B plusssaaaaAAHGGGGGHHH!

Posted by: Challenger Crew at December 14, 2009 01:29 PM (QoR4a)

457 Sex with my wife after soaking the taxpayers for a poon-trip to Latin America?

B+

Posted by: Mark Sanford, still Gov of SC until someone slits my throat at December 14, 2009 01:30 PM (G8Eo0)

458 rappelling - B+

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at December 14, 2009 01:30 PM (22if9)

459 Pushing through healthcare reform to prevent the mistakes of 1994... B+

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 14, 2009 01:30 PM (wQx2m)

460 "Profit and earnings ratios"

B+

Posted by: Committee for Highway Signs that express speed in "minutes and hours" at December 14, 2009 01:30 PM (A46hP)

461 "I'll B Plus."

Posted by: The Terminator at December 14, 2009 01:31 PM (jlvw3)

462 My book sales? B+

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 14, 2009 01:32 PM (P33XN)

463 Not being able to hang around to see this thread hit 500 comments?

B+

Posted by: mrkwong, needs to take a leak at December 14, 2009 01:32 PM (G8Eo0)

464 My sortie? B+

Posted by: Major "King" Kong at December 14, 2009 01:32 PM (PD1tk)

465
General: Conan! What is B+ in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 14, 2009 01:32 PM (FCWQb)

466 Ma abifffgrrity fu udge the Miff Amehhhhica fahhhgent? Eee fuss.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at December 14, 2009 01:33 PM (i3PJU)

467

Posted by: Dan Quayle at December 14, 2009 01:33 PM (NtiET)

468 My ability to sockpuppet coherently....B+

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 14, 2009 01:33 PM (NtiET)

469
Exit polling data in 2004: solid B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 01:34 PM (bLZ8Q)

470 looking normal.................B+

Posted by: Lady Gaga at December 14, 2009 01:34 PM (r7Vc3)

471 Jenny Sanford and Elin Nordegren Woods signing to do Ginsu commercials?

B+

(okay, really A+ but...)

Posted by: mrkwong at December 14, 2009 01:34 PM (G8Eo0)

472
Bill Bellichik vs the Colts: solid B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 01:35 PM (bLZ8Q)

473

That chore my Dad assigned for me?

B+

Posted by: Jesus Christ at December 14, 2009 01:35 PM (QoR4a)

474 Leaving NYPD Blue to pursue movie rolls... B+

Posted by: David Caruso at December 14, 2009 01:35 PM (wQx2m)

475 Charles Johnson's ability to breathe in a world with 420ppm CO2?

B+

Posted by: mrkwong at December 14, 2009 01:35 PM (G8Eo0)

476 The chances that I will be King......................B+

Posted by: Prince Charles at December 14, 2009 01:35 PM (r7Vc3)

477 I'd have to give myself a B+ for plant management...

Posted by: Chernobyl Engineer at December 14, 2009 01:36 PM (22if9)

478 Our war over the Falkland Islands? B+

Posted by: Argentina at December 14, 2009 01:37 PM (P33XN)

479

flight navigational awareness?

B+

Posted by: Steve Fosset at December 14, 2009 01:38 PM (oJNV2)

480 My complexion? B+

Posted by: Alexander Litvinenko at December 14, 2009 01:38 PM (QoR4a)

481 My film career? B+

Posted by: Madonna at December 14, 2009 01:38 PM (P33XN)

482 Combined average GPA of all members of Delta House? B+. Keep up the good work, gentlemen.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at December 14, 2009 01:39 PM (jlvw3)

483 My surgical enhancements

Posted by: Tara Reid at December 14, 2009 01:39 PM (dvR2w)

484 Our policy of cooperation with hijackers - B+

Posted by: Airlines at December 14, 2009 01:39 PM (22if9)

485
Richard Reid's shoebombing skills...

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 01:39 PM (b5sJf)

486 My expertise in gynecology and pregnancy?

A +

Posted by: andi sullivan-johnson at December 14, 2009 01:40 PM (sYxEE)

487 Alexander Hamilton at Weehawken. B+

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 14, 2009 01:40 PM (Wh0W+)

488 Predicting the ability of capitalism to foster innovation and economic progress... B+

Posted by: Karl Marx at December 14, 2009 01:41 PM (wQx2m)

489 As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never B+ again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never B+ again.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Bama at December 14, 2009 01:41 PM (xxgag)

490 Gigli?

B+

Posted by: Ben Affleck at December 14, 2009 01:41 PM (sYxEE)

491 "B-Plus me! B-Plus me! B-plus me!"

Posted by: Average Dirty-Talking Porn Starlet at December 14, 2009 01:42 PM (jlvw3)

492 My work on the Batman franchise? B+

Posted by: Joel Schumacher at December 14, 2009 01:43 PM (P33XN)

493 My titty tat

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at December 14, 2009 01:43 PM (dvR2w)

494 Re-signing Oliver Perez for 36M over 3 years?

A+

Posted by: Omar Minaya, Mets GM at December 14, 2009 01:44 PM (sYxEE)

495

Challenging authority?

B+

Posted by: Socrates at December 14, 2009 01:45 PM (QoR4a)

496 My ability to debate dissenters--B+

Posted by: Queef Olbermann at December 14, 2009 01:45 PM (dvR2w)

497 I am hung like a horse ....................B+

Posted by: tom cruise at December 14, 2009 01:45 PM (r7Vc3)

498 My student's progress.......I'd say a solid BÂ +

Posted by: Mike Tyson's Anger Management Teacher at December 14, 2009 01:47 PM (nPHJP)

499

My career choice?

B+

Posted by: Du Ku Kim at December 14, 2009 01:47 PM (QoR4a)

500 Scientific backup for the 'Population Bomb' and 'Global Warming'.... B+

Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at December 14, 2009 01:47 PM (wQx2m)

501
Larry King's Robert Byrd's actuarial tables: B+

Posted by: President Plover at December 14, 2009 01:47 PM (bLZ8Q)

502 My styling skills........B +

Posted by: Don King's barber at December 14, 2009 01:48 PM (nPHJP)

503 Coughlin gives D coordinator B+

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 14, 2009 01:48 PM (NtiET)

504 My grade in Advanced Statistics -- B+

Posted by: Michael Mann at December 14, 2009 01:49 PM (kZT4X)

505 Skill with a shotgun? B+

Posted by: (Big) Richard Cheney at December 14, 2009 01:49 PM (XIXhw)

506 My patient's progress.........very solid B +

Posted by: Carl Childer's pyschiatrist at December 14, 2009 01:50 PM (nPHJP)

507 Longevity? A+ suckas

Posted by: Jimmah at December 14, 2009 01:52 PM (XIXhw)

508 My relevance..............B+

Posted by: Octo mom at December 14, 2009 01:52 PM (r7Vc3)

509 Knack for picking the "clean" ones (iykwimaittyd): B+

Posted by: Yassar Arafat at December 14, 2009 01:53 PM (XIXhw)

510 My stay at the Chateau Marmont? B+

Posted by: John Belushi at December 14, 2009 01:53 PM (P33XN)

511 Laci's pre-natal care.........ahh, 'bout a B + Would have been an A if it weren't those those meddling kids.

Posted by: Scott Peterson at December 14, 2009 01:54 PM (nPHJP)

512 "The B-Plus...! The B-Plus...!"

Posted by: Colonel Kutz, as he dies at December 14, 2009 01:55 PM (jlvw3)

513 My run for Presidency? B+

Posted by: Ron Paul at December 14, 2009 01:55 PM (V40IZ)

514 My pardoning of Maurice Clemmons, I'd say a solid B +

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at December 14, 2009 01:56 PM (nPHJP)

515 "Your mother receives grades of B+ in hell!"

Posted by: Reagan, Possessed by the Devil at December 14, 2009 01:56 PM (jlvw3)

516 Good manners and comportment

B+

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at December 14, 2009 01:56 PM (kZT4X)

517 My essay on "What I want for Christmas"

A+++++++

Posted by: Ralphie from Hohman, Indiana at December 14, 2009 01:59 PM (kZT4X)

518 My martial prowess? B+

Posted by: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón at December 14, 2009 02:00 PM (PD1tk)

519 HEY THERE BARACK, I THINK YOU'S GREAT AN' IMMA LET YA FINISH, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT KANYE WEST HAS THE BEST GRASP OF SOCIAL DECORUM EVER...IMMA GIVE HIM A NICE SOLID B+.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at December 14, 2009 02:01 PM (V40IZ)

520 Driving skills.... B+

Posted by: James Dean at December 14, 2009 02:02 PM (wQx2m)

521 Our selection process.......A good, solid B +

Posted by: Nobel Committee at December 14, 2009 02:05 PM (nPHJP)

522

Anderson Cooper's joke about how its hard to talk when you're teabagging? C.
Susan Roesgen being even more blatantly hateful and condesecending towards the Tea Partiers? A+

Our coverage of you Palin-loving morons as a whole? B+

Posted by: CNN (who struggles to keep their head above MSNBC most nights) at December 14, 2009 02:05 PM (V40IZ)

523

Despite lacking a more well-rounded finish, the sharp nose of my own urine after going 18 hours without water easily earns a nice, solid B+.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at December 14, 2009 02:09 PM (V40IZ)

524 "Yippie-ki-yay, B-Plusser!"

Posted by: John McClane at December 14, 2009 02:09 PM (jlvw3)

525 Ability of a certain Japanese model to fit through a hole in a door. B+. Double B+.

Posted by: dorkafork at December 14, 2009 02:09 PM (WbRO8)

526 That mystery green shit in the bowl in the back of the fridge

B+

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 14, 2009 02:10 PM (GZ1PX)

527 The thrill up my leg......B +

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 14, 2009 02:10 PM (nPHJP)

528 That bad brown acid at Woodstock

B+

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 14, 2009 02:11 PM (GZ1PX)

529 1000 fire ant stings on your nut sack

B+

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 14, 2009 02:12 PM (GZ1PX)

530 Scooping your eyeballs out with a melon baller while on that bad brown acid

Solid B+

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 14, 2009 02:13 PM (GZ1PX)

531 My skills at conveying femininity: B+

Posted by: Rachel Maddow's Hair Stylist at December 14, 2009 02:13 PM (l1Wlr)

532 Being tied down and gang raped by Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, and Margaret Cho

B+

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 14, 2009 02:15 PM (GZ1PX)

533 Banning porn from my tape format: B+

Posted by: Betamax at December 14, 2009 02:16 PM (l1Wlr)

534 And that man who drove federal deficits to unrivaled levels, who bowed down before Islamic extremists, who tried to destroy the capitalist system of America, and who boobishly bungled ever cabinet appointment, policy meeting and presidential duty turned out to be graded.......B + And now you know the rest of the story......page 2

Posted by: Paul Harvey at December 14, 2009 02:17 PM (nPHJP)

535 My hip and ironic Palin daughter jokes?

B+

Posted by: David Letterman at December 14, 2009 02:17 PM (sYxEE)

536 POTUS sick bowling skillz........B +

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 14, 2009 02:18 PM (nPHJP)

537 America........B +, finally

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 14, 2009 02:21 PM (nPHJP)

538 Not God Bless B +'s, God Damn B +'s

Posted by: Rev. Wright at December 14, 2009 02:22 PM (nPHJP)

539 I give his sick bowing skillz a B+, too.

Posted by: PM of Japan at December 14, 2009 02:24 PM (V40IZ)

540 Sniper-dodging skills: B+

_{Serpentine, Shelly! Serpentine!}

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2009 02:32 PM (l1Wlr)

541 My nunchuck skills.... B+

Posted by: Napoleon at December 14, 2009 02:45 PM (ycdDC)

542 My engagement with the Bismarck? B+

Posted by: HMS Hood at December 14, 2009 02:47 PM (1O93r)

543 My performance in the swimsuit competition.........B +

Posted by: Abu Ghraib detainee at December 14, 2009 02:48 PM (nPHJP)

544 My religion of peace......B +

Posted by: Muhammed at December 14, 2009 02:49 PM (nPHJP)

545 My decision to withdraw to Yorktown? B+

Posted by: Gen Earl Cornwallis at December 14, 2009 02:49 PM (1O93r)

546 The chances that we're going to Hell because of some of these posts? B+ easily.

Posted by: we morons at December 14, 2009 02:50 PM (1O93r)

547 My efforts to stop the German invasion of France in 1940? B+

Posted by: Gen. Gamelin at December 14, 2009 02:51 PM (1O93r)

548 The Precedent on gift-giving:

"Here's the general rule, I give nicer stuff than I get."

B+

Posted by: Gordon Brown at December 14, 2009 03:01 PM (A46hP)

549 Jar Jar Binks address to the Assembly B+

Emperor Palpadine's Prepare To Die Luke Skywalker Speech's Postscript-B+

Gen. Custer at Little Big Horn=B+

Hiroshima and Nagasaki after 8/13/45=B+

Atlanta after Gen. Sherman's March=B+

1965 Mets Win/Loss Record=B+

Detroit Lions 2009 Win/Loss Record=B+

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at December 14, 2009 03:11 PM (dv8zz)

550 Mr. Carlson's turkey give away from a helicopter. As God as my witness it's a solid B+

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2009 03:11 PM (rbQIL)

551 My decision to kill Inigo Montoya's father: B+

Posted by: Count Rugen at December 14, 2009 03:31 PM (W1Ndc)

552 To B+, or not to B+, that is the question.

Posted by: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at December 14, 2009 03:33 PM (W1Ndc)

553 My ability to fight off a cold, B+

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at December 14, 2009 03:37 PM (H8eTR)

554 My ability to get the guys shirts, B+

Posted by: Paul Anka's Stage Manager at December 14, 2009 03:38 PM (H8eTR)

555 Barry's kind words about me being an embarrassing racist..........B+

Posted by: Granny O at December 14, 2009 04:04 PM (nPHJP)

556 The next stimulus plan - B+

Posted by: Congress at December 14, 2009 04:24 PM (22if9)

557 Sending the poll data to East Timor B+

Posted by: hankf at December 14, 2009 05:32 PM (GZ8f+)

558 Curtailing corruption and cronyism in government?

A-

Posted by: Rod Blagojavich at December 14, 2009 05:14 PM (sYxEE)

And that folks, is the WINNER!

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 14, 2009 05:57 PM (hKyl0)

559 Mussolini making the trains run on time- B+

Posted by: Bill H at December 14, 2009 06:02 PM (q8CmE)

560 My ability not to ejaculate prematurely the first time I had sex....B+

Posted by: Kurt at December 14, 2009 06:05 PM (/DG71)

561 My ability to catch an edge on the moguls? A solid B+

Posted by: Sonny Bono at December 14, 2009 06:10 PM (5YBKa)

562

Want to play global thermonuclear war professor?

Good solid B + in voice recognition software.

Posted by: sds III at December 14, 2009 06:58 PM (Dt+qE)

563

"Dying aint much of a livin' boy"

Solid B + decision by bounty hunter to go up against Josy Wales.

Posted by: sds III at December 14, 2009 07:04 PM (Dt+qE)

564

Rachel Maddow's performing arts school on MSNBC, B+.

those who cannot do, teach ( and preach)

Posted by: elclynn at December 14, 2009 08:43 PM (629D3)

565 How far down will Obama's ratings have to go for him to get an F? Grading on the same curve as his B+, I am guessing it would have to be a MINUS number.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at December 14, 2009 08:46 PM (MRFtS)

566 The ability of my penis to find a vagina as opposed to my hand? B+

Posted by: grantneal at December 15, 2009 05:23 AM (iH6Wf)

567 My morals? B+

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 15, 2009 05:58 AM (2dZ+6)

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