December 08, 2009

Obama's Misstatements on the Economy So Bald Even AP Gags on Them
— Ace

Progress. We've gone from fact-checks of SNL parodies of Obama speeches to fact-checks of genuine Obama speeches.

Hey, it's something.

In President Barack Obama's hands, the $700 billion financial rescue fund offers a bit of bookkeeping magic: an opportunity to pay down the deficit while also spending more—thereby adding to it.

Under law, any paybacks to the bailout known as the Troubled Asset Relief Program must be used to reduce the deficit. But in an economic speech on Tuesday, the president sought to have it both ways. Increased repayments from banks to the Treasury will reduce the deficit all right, but it will give Congress the budgetary room to spend more—and the president encouraged just that.


"There are those who claim we have to choose between paying down our deficits on the one hand, and investing in job creation and economic growth on the other," Obama said. "But this is a false choice."

To be sure, governments spend money during recessions to prime the economy, and they must be wary not to pull back too soon or to spend too long. But TARP returns are required by law to be used for deficit reduction. Yet if banks can help lower the deficit through one program, Congress can bump it up elsewhere.

What's more, even under Obama's rosier expectations the $700 billion TARP would still add $141 billion to the deficit.

It wasn't the president's only attempt at having his cake and eating it, too, in his speech.

Slublog, I think, posted that on Twitter; Mary Katharine Ham remarked, "Is he still doing that 'some say' thing?"

Oh yes. Oh yes oh yes oh yes.

AHFF Geoff sends this recap:

[Obama] takes aim at his opposition party, blasting Bush-era deficits created by "many of the same people who are now waxing political about fiscal responsibility while opposing our efforts to reduce deficits by getting health care costs under control." (11:48 a.m.)

Uh huh. Right, right. The, uh, health care bill will, er, save us money. Still putting the eggs in that basket, I see.

The last year's economic failure, Obama says in closing, has also been a political failure, brought about by succumbing to "the bitterness of partisanship, to the prosaic concerns of politics, to ever-quickening news cycles, and to endless campaigns focused on scoring points instead of meeting our common challenges." (11:49 a.m.)

Indeed, it has brought about succumbing to all that, as Obama should well know. He is Patient Zero.

So, to recap:

1. Obama has some budgetary magic beans. These can be spent multiple times, in multiple fashions. First, to pay down the deficit, then, to increase spending.

2. He also has some health-care magic beans. Once again, these beans can be used to increase spending on health care, and also magically reduce spending on health care.

3. "Some say" there is no such thing as magic beans and such people present to us the "false choice" of choosing between real beans and no beans at all.

4. There is some political partisanship afoot, and to reduce that political partisanship, Obama will blame his political opponents for the partisanship and not, say, his attempt to ram unpopular programs down the nation's throats, even at 55%+ levels of opposition.

5. Blame Bush.

That about cover it, President Einstein McDataSpock?

Thanks to Slublog and AHFF Geoff.


Posted by: Ace at 11:18 AM | Comments (170)
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1 Racist, er,  I mean antiSemite!

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2009 11:21 AM (DZyVK)

2 Yes, and some say Obama is competent. But let us move beyond the partisanship of the past into a new era of genuine incompetence, replete with the fierce urgency of fucking up by the numbers.

Posted by: joncelli at December 08, 2009 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

3 And just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2009 11:25 AM (SqAkN)

4 " .... bitterness of partisanship ... "

This from the guy who freezes out news networks if they dare question the wisdom of policies which spring, fully-formed and flawless, from the Wondrous Historical Culmination of Barry's Brain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 08, 2009 11:26 AM (oACpK)

5

I'd say that for #5, blame the Republicans: " "the bitterness of partisanship, to the prosaic concerns of politics, ... and to endless campaigns focused on scoring points "

Posted by: Zimriel at December 08, 2009 11:26 AM (9Sbz+)

6 "Magic beans" are just an alternate way for a robber to say " I'm taking your cow litle boy and there's not a damned thign you can do about it. "

Posted by: Cack Finger at December 08, 2009 11:27 AM (LDQCY)

7 PONZI OBAMA
Carbon Racket
Cap and Tax
Universal Poverty and EugeniCare

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 11:27 AM (+CLh/)

8 OT , Andrew Revkin has another story up kissing the warmer's ass. Guess he got the message.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 08, 2009 11:28 AM (mGSN1)

9 Partsanship?

We. Can't Do. Anything.

Do it yourselves and own the clusterfuck, Dems.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 08, 2009 11:28 AM (z4es9)

10 $250 Billion per hear? Ha! We paid that in 2007. When the interest rates on our long term debt increase, we will be paying $500 Billion in a few years.

Posted by: Jeff M at December 08, 2009 11:28 AM (8P3+x)

11 reminds me of a certain story about wine and bread... Now who was that guy that could pour from a bottle of wine and it still be full?

Seems he was someone important, but surely not as important as our dear leader.

Posted by: jcp at December 08, 2009 11:28 AM (DHNp4)

12
Gibbs is gonna be pissed at the AP.

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 11:28 AM (z37MR)

13 zmriel, was just adding that !

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2009 11:29 AM (jlvw3)

14 Screw his college transcripts,I'm starting to wonder if he graduated high school.

Posted by: bulwark at December 08, 2009 11:30 AM (jvrmc)

Posted by: notropis at December 08, 2009 11:30 AM (0thcq)

16

"There are those who claim we have to choose between paying down our deficits on the one hand, and investing in job creation and economic growth on the other," Obama said. "But this is a false choice."

I know it is a false choice but I say it anyway. We have something called the "money tree" stashed away in my backyard. It creates an infinite amount of money, jobs, and business opportunities. I keep it hidden so I can enrich myself, small business owners that refuse to hire people, tonsil stealing doctors, evil insurance companies (is there any other kind?), and special interests. Who is this mother f#cker to rain on my parade?

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2009 11:30 AM (SqAkN)

17

This is welcome news, and news made possible in part by the up to 1.6 million jobs that the Recovery Act has already created and saved, according to the Congressional Budget Office."

1.6 million jobs? Is Biden doing the math for him?

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 08, 2009 11:31 AM (1Jaio)

18 "That about cover it, President Einstein McDataSpock?" YESSSSSS!!!! Freakin cracked me the hell up.

Posted by: lowfibass at December 08, 2009 11:31 AM (T1ZAZ)

19 How about we pay down the deficit and see if that works for job creation -- just a thought.

Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2009 11:31 AM (6Njk9)

20 #14 ace, I see... and you brought some vintage snark to the table with #4. well done

Posted by: Zimriel at December 08, 2009 11:31 AM (9Sbz+)

21 #6 Green economy, green economy, green economy.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Fraud(e) Czar at December 08, 2009 11:32 AM (50S+L)

22 There has to be something else going on that he is trying to hide. Nobody is this stupid. He can not really expect very many people to believe any of the shit that he said.

I hope he also doesn't expect to get any more of these huge spending bills through congress.  After next year he will not be able to get shit through congress so maybe that is what he is pushing for this year.

Hell even the Main sisters have given up on backing these commie policies.  The press have lost all credibility with the public so they are starting to slide off the bandwagon now as well. Gibbsy has become a parody of Baghdad Bob. There isn't much left for him.

He has to be hiding something. Maybe Beck will tell us later today.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2009 11:33 AM (CDUiN)

23 You know, pretty soon those carbon credits might be worth more then the dollar.

Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2009 11:34 AM (Scxfk)

24 If only some reporter would ask Gibbs if Obama worked his deficit reduction calculations out in crayon

Posted by: bulwark at December 08, 2009 11:35 AM (jvrmc)

25 The subretards at the AP are just now realizing what a lying sack of shit this guy is?  Maybe they should have taken a look earlier. Like when they were assigning eleven fucking reporters to fact-check a private citizen's memoir (which they illegally copied and distributed to these "fact-checkers", BTW).

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 08, 2009 11:36 AM (IoUF1)

26 Obama the used car salesman.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 11:36 AM (dQdrY)

27
It's time for Michelle to take Barack on Maury Povich to determine whether he is fucking someone else, other than the American people. 

Posted by: Fish at December 08, 2009 11:36 AM (6mfq0)

28 The world would be a utopia without me, but I am just one evil son of a bitch. Give me the status quo or give me death!

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2009 11:36 AM (SqAkN)

29
Investment in the future.
Job-training for the future.


Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 11:36 AM (z37MR)

30 Smartest. President. Ever.


Posted by: DelD at December 08, 2009 11:37 AM (rC+/c)

31 President Einstein McDataSpock

Actually, it's President Einstein LINCOLN McDataSpock.

Because Lincoln freed the slaves, and Obama will free us from Global Warming, Evil Health Care, Wall Street Profits, Employment, Exhaling.... I'm sure he'll free us from something. Maybe even freedom.


Posted by: shibumi at December 08, 2009 11:37 AM (OKZrE)

32 "Every time a bell rings, Obama saves a job". (Cue singing, fade out) Fin.

Posted by: New Ending To "It's A Wonderful Life" at December 08, 2009 11:37 AM (Q41Zh)

33 (I think I have enough of a rep so that this isn't misinterpreted, but in any case i am NOT advocating violence)

Seriously, when does the shooting war start?  This type of behavior is unsustainable.  Either he's gonna crack, or the people are (at least the looney tunes elements of teh people). 


Oh, and this line from the AP

It wasn't the president's only attempt at having his cake and eating it, too, in his speech.

Ouch.  Et tu AP?


Posted by: moron # 2561567 at December 08, 2009 11:38 AM (p1s9n)

34

"Because Lincoln freed the slaves, and Obama will free us from Global Warming, Evil Health Care, Wall Street Profits, Employment, Exhaling.... I'm sure he'll free us from something. Maybe even freedom. "

I think the plan is to free us up from using wallets and get into the wheelbarrel business.

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2009 11:38 AM (SqAkN)

35
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

-Albert Einstein

Posted by: Fish at December 08, 2009 11:39 AM (6mfq0)

36 Obama waves his wand over those TARP tax funds, and abrakadabra, Obama the Usurper STOLE THEM, despite the impotent Constitutional separation of powers, despite the explicit TARP legislation to fund BANKS TO LEND TO SMALL BUSINESSES. No one is stopping the radically evil axis of power, Obama, Pelosi & Reid, Inc. Their bloated Stimulus funds corruptly disappeared before creating any jobs. So they steal TARP because THEY INHERITED IT.

/Bah Humbug, blame Bush for writing The Will, "in order to save capitalism, we have to stop capitalism."

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 11:40 AM (+CLh/)

37 I reject the notion that there isn't a beanstalk up which I can climb I can send a team of community organizers to retrieve a goose or two which lay golden eggs.

Posted by: Wile E. Barry Pantscrease, Super-Genius at December 08, 2009 11:40 AM (oACpK)

38

Let's not jump to conclusions.

There are those who claim the AP is not a real news organization.

Posted by: Barry O at December 08, 2009 11:40 AM (konek)

39 Oh, and because I missed the thread on it.

Harry Reid, you are a piece of shit, cocksucking donkey raper.  If it were 100 years in the past I would demand satisfaction.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at December 08, 2009 11:40 AM (kKiD4)

40

"President Einstein McDataSpock"

I am so stealing that the next time someone brings Obama up in conversation.

Posted by: theBman at December 08, 2009 11:41 AM (/vN7m)

41 3 more years of funlies to go. At least it's entertaining...in a sick way.

Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2009 11:42 AM (6/BJr)

42 I like that part in which there was $18Bil left over and Obama decided to spend that on some other crap program instead of returning it to the treasury(or whoever's ass he pulled it out of in the first place).

Posted by: Dan F at December 08, 2009 11:42 AM (nyFP6)

43 I forget.  Does opposing obama's efforts to destroy the economy at economic revisionism make us racists, slavers, or Nazis?  Or maybe racist slaver Nazis?

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at December 08, 2009 11:42 AM (pZEar)

44 "President Einstein McDataSpock."  I lost my waffle brunch on that.  Damn you, Ace.

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 08, 2009 11:43 AM (/Ft4q)

45 That about cover it, President Einstein McDataSpock? Anti-Vulcan-ite!!!!

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Vulcan People (NAAVP) at December 08, 2009 11:44 AM (SPSOE)

46 I hope and pray that Congress gets the balls to audit the Fed and kick helicopter Ben to the curb.

If only out of their innate sense of self preservation

Posted by: moron # 2576135 at December 08, 2009 11:44 AM (p1s9n)

47 moron # 2561567: "This type of behavior is unsustainable."

My DNA indicates that to be an untruth. This zebra isn't changing his stripes.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Fraud(e) Czar at December 08, 2009 11:44 AM (50S+L)

48 I dunno, it all made sense to my Witch Doctor, so I don't know what to think now.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 08, 2009 11:44 AM (TrOK+)

49 Even the plan listed is too long for this guy.

He's a Gnome Underpants Planner.

Posted by: Al at December 08, 2009 11:44 AM (0lyUI)

50 It's time for Michelle to take Barack on Maury Povich to determine whether he is fucking someone else, other than the American people.

lol

Posted by: WTFCI at December 08, 2009 11:45 AM (GtYrq)

51 Hey! If I don't spend a million buck$$$ today, then that makes me a millionaire!!!

Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2009 11:45 AM (6/BJr)

52 The light worker is a light weight. Some fools are awaking from their hopium induced stupors.

Posted by: maddogg at December 08, 2009 11:45 AM (OlN4e)

53 If it were 100 years in the past I would demand satisfaction. Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: joncelli at December 08, 2009 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

54 Which is the bigger number? Number of lies  in a Barry Obama speech or number of women Tiger slept with after he was married.

Posted by: Mr Shout Out at December 08, 2009 11:46 AM (eu7/X)

55 When is the Dem Congress going to discover that if they turn on Obama, they win?  Shhhhh!

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 08, 2009 11:47 AM (/Ft4q)

56 I hope and pray that Congress gets the balls to audit the Fed and kick helicopter Ben to the curb.

Look, we don't exist to bail out other Central Banks even if our public balance sheet says we are.  Just trust us.

On that audit, just trust us too.  Some say that if you don't we'll take the ring with us to Beijing.

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at December 08, 2009 11:48 AM (GtYrq)

57 Gnome Underpants Planner


DINGDINGDING!

winner. 

What the hell do they think is going to happen in five -- ten years when teh country decides its not going to pay taxes to go straight to China any more?  Start forcing people to work their land (forbidding them to leave their estates) like in teh late Roman Empire?  Turn everyone into a tax collector?  What?  Really.


Posted by: moron # 34624353 at December 08, 2009 11:48 AM (p1s9n)

58 Obama's agenda is to free himself of the US Constitution, thereby extinguishing American Liberty, global governance usurping our nation's sovereignty. And by the way, you don't matter one twit, serf. So STFU and get in line and tow Obama's line, no questioning tolerated: Arbeit Macht Frei. No job, no Frei.

To prevent the economy from recuperating is Obama's necessity.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 11:49 AM (+CLh/)

59 OBAMA IS THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD

Posted by: Olberdouche at December 08, 2009 11:50 AM (cBeTr)

60 4 When will China finally decide to be responsible adults and take away our Child-Prince's Visa card? Because no one else is going to be able to do it till 2012

The broader market is going to have to do it - though, obviously, China is a huge part of the debt market. The problem is that many are confused by the effects of monetary inflation and misinterpret it as growth and value. I think it all comes down to when the Fed loses control of interest rates - which probably sits around 9 months, by my estimate. Also, when Israel hits Iran, there's going to be a huge monetary shock that goes around the world, fed in good part by the intentional outrageous outrage being shown by most of the Israel-hating countries and governments (which now includes Washington).

and, by then, we are looking at debt of about 17 - 18 trillion dollars. This, of course, will equal annual interest payments of around 250 billion per year.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 08, 2009 03:25 PM (V9SYy)

And that's assuming interest rates remain at 'unprecedented' low rates, while we are going to have to start moving further out on the bond curve. It's ugly. Add in the anti-growth policies and it has all the makings of "The End".

The big difference, here, is that the US dollar has no possible replacements. Unlike other countries, we are going to be absolutely stuck with the situation, with no chance of escape - not monetarily, anyway ... But so many people try an analogize our situation to countries that have had replaceable currencies - whistling past the graveyard. When the dollar goes, it will be an "unprecedented" situation.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 08, 2009 11:50 AM (A46hP)

61 ten years when teh country decides its not going to pay taxes to go straight to China any more?

Offer them California and see if they're dumb enough to take it. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 08, 2009 11:50 AM (TrOK+)

62 We have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt. The more debt we accrue, the wealthier we are. Even Obama knows this.

Posted by: Slow Joe at December 08, 2009 11:50 AM (50S+L)

63 You can cut the deficit by merely halting production on the Wookie's drapery clothing, that is a startr. She is one ugly Sasquatch,Wookie, Klingon....You get the picture.  How wonder how ole Chrissy boy's legs are feeling theses days....

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 11:50 AM (LLOGQ)

64

The lunatics have taken over the asylum, that's for sure.  These jokers scare the heck out of me - the folks who say that the leftists are intentionally crashing the economy must be right.  I've given up trying to figure out where to invest in hope of a future return - at this point all I can think about is how to preserve what I have left along with the montly surplus.  Should we buy silver in single-ounce bars/rounds so we can buy bread and lead when the time comes?  Or should we start accounts in foreign countries and have our cash converted into their currencies as soon as we earn it??  How is a person to devise a sound strategy for wealth preservation in these times?

Posted by: Reactionary at December 08, 2009 11:52 AM (xUM1Q)

65 The more debt we accrue, the wealthier we are.

You're stealing my lines Joe.  Knock it off.

Posted by: Pete Stark at December 08, 2009 11:52 AM (TrOK+)

66 24 There has to be something else going on that he is trying to hide. Nobody is this stupid.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2009 03:33 PM (CDUiN)

He is that stupid.

"Profit and earnings ratios"

I rest my case.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 08, 2009 11:53 AM (A46hP)

67 #34 I bow down and worship your sense of humor.

Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2009 11:53 AM (6/BJr)

68 When do our reps get seated?  We need this to pass.

Posted by: Those other 7 states at December 08, 2009 11:54 AM (TrOK+)

69 Sure, zero hedge is one of my fav sites, but man, even without looking at the systemic flaws in the whole machine, even an idiot can see the entire thing has to go BOOM at some point. 

I'm going to go plant some amaranth and load ammo.

Posted by: moron # 5472435 at December 08, 2009 11:55 AM (p1s9n)

70 OBAMA IS THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
Posted by: Olberdouche

And Hillary is the smartest woman in the world.

And Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman in the world.

So who's Tiger's latest hole in one? 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 11:55 AM (+CLh/)

71 5. Blame Bush. Bush did me in too! Mostly blonde bush, but you get the drift.

Posted by: Tiger's Racist Cock at December 08, 2009 11:55 AM (SPSOE)

72 devise a sound strategy for wealth preservation


Arable, defensible land in a temperate climate, with off grid power.  Everything else is just a bridge over temporary chaos.


Posted by: moron # 23576212 at December 08, 2009 11:57 AM (p1s9n)

73 Reactionary, the tardy bell already rang.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 11:57 AM (+CLh/)

74
It took Reid calling senators slave-owners to get the Republicans to show some life. Then they went back to sleep.

While the Democrats were in the minority, they were out there every day ripping on the Republicans, talking smack, making shit up, etc.

The Republicans on Prozac or something?

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 11:58 AM (z37MR)

75 When will China finally decide to be responsible adults and take away our Child-Prince's Visa card? Because no one else is going to be able to do it till 2012

Moody's is about to take care of that.  They have been warning of it a lot lately.

When U.S. bonds are reduced to junk status it will come to a halt. Wiemar Republic here we come.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2009 11:59 AM (CDUiN)

76 So who's Tiger's latest hole in one? 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 03:55 PM (+CLh/)

I dunno but I bet you it's a white chick

Posted by: Olberdouche at December 08, 2009 11:59 AM (cBeTr)

77 "You're stealing my lines Joe."

Tell you what, Pete. I have some TARP money laying around. Can I buy that line? I'll even throw in some carbon credits. Gratis.

Posted by: Slow Joe at December 08, 2009 12:00 PM (50S+L)

78 Slip sliding away....(do do do, do do do)
Slip sliding away...yay,
You know, the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away....

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 08, 2009 12:00 PM (/Ft4q)

79 The Republicans on Prozac or something?

DOPE HEADS taking their pay offs.

Just listen to Kay Bailey Hutchison.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:00 PM (+CLh/)

80
When Joe Wilson called that liar Obama a liar, it was on the news for 2 weeks. The Democrats demanded an apology!

Reid compares the Republicans to slave owners and there's nary a peep.


Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 12:00 PM (z37MR)

81

I dunno but I bet you it's a white chick

Posted by: Olberdouche

Odds on Hillary, then.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:01 PM (+CLh/)

82 Offer them California and see if they're dumb enough to take it.  Posted by: Purple Avenger

No problem, round eye. You dummies just don't know how to run things. We could have CA straightened up in months. Just a few thousand political 'trials' and everyone would fall in line. Bing, bang, boom. Questions?

Posted by: China at December 08, 2009 12:03 PM (u1pln)

83 Odds on Hillary, then.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 04:01 PM (+CLh/)

she's no lady

Posted by: Hillary's Pants Suit at December 08, 2009 12:03 PM (cBeTr)

84 Just listen to Kay Bailey Hutchison.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 04:00 PM (+CLh/)

Kay wants to leave the senate early to run against Perry for governor. She has nothing but my contempt.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:04 PM (dQdrY)

85 Given that the debt is even bigger than the president's greatest critics feared it was... I'd say his "spend our way out of debt" plan is either deliberate destruction of the country or insanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2009 12:04 PM (PQY7w)

86 Obama is trying to overwhelm the country so that authoritarianism (brought to you by "your betters") is the only way out.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 08, 2009 12:05 PM (yUybe)

87 Given that the debt is even bigger than the president's greatest critics feared it was... I'd say his "spend our way out of debt" plan is either deliberate destruction of the country or insanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2009 04:04 PM (PQY7w)

how about all of the above

Posted by: fartbubble at December 08, 2009 12:05 PM (cBeTr)

88 @85 China

We could have CA straightened up in months. Just a few thousand political 'trials' and everyone would fall in line. Bing, bang, boom. Questions?

Yes.  Where can I buy tickets to watch?

Posted by: MikeO at December 08, 2009 12:05 PM (Ce+tv)

89 That's good stuff right there.. I think that's pretty much the whole administration's strategy.

Posted by: Stan at December 08, 2009 12:06 PM (1ZrHU)

90 That's it.. I'm gonna start crankin' out $20 bills on my inkjet printer... and I'll call it investing in infrastructure.. yeah that's the ticket.

I mean.. shit.. If Obambi can do it, I should be able to do it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2009 12:06 PM (f9c2L)

91 a.k.a.: "Reid compares the Republicans to slave owners and there's nary a peep."

Which explains succinctly why the non-existent Tea Party Party rates higher than the GOP. The GOP sees the gift horse, finds some plaque on a single molar, and concludes that selling the horse to the glue factory and then torching the cash is a wise plan.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 08, 2009 12:06 PM (50S+L)

92 Republicans.  Are there any?  Haven't heard or seen 'em lately.

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 08, 2009 12:07 PM (/Ft4q)

93

Some say that affirmative action promotes incompetence, but the truth is you really can advance unqualified people and still have the best and brightest in positions of leadership. 

Posted by: Warden at December 08, 2009 12:08 PM (QoR4a)

94 24 There has to be something else going on that he is trying to hide. Nobody is this stupid. He can not really expect very many people to believe any of the shit that he said.

I not only believe it with all my heart, but I beat off to every fact he utters

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 08, 2009 12:08 PM (sYxEE)

95 That's it.. I'm gonna start crankin' out $20 bills on my inkjet printer... and I'll call it investing in infrastructure.. yeah that's the ticket.

I mean.. shit.. If Obambi can do it, I should be able to do it!


Try the fives instead, no one looks at them too close.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at December 08, 2009 12:09 PM (kKiD4)

96 Yes.  Where can I buy tickets to watch?
Posted by: MikeO

Have you seen our cues?

Posted by: China at December 08, 2009 12:10 PM (u1pln)

97

F them all.  Here in Kalifornia we know we are f'd. Ahhhnold is Obama's puppet. If we go down, the rest of the nation will follow....I am moving to New Mexico........Texas.....Colorado......if they would have me

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 12:10 PM (LLOGQ)

98 Yeah, except when BO runs the presses, it's not counterfeiting, it's qualitative easing.


Obama is trying to overwhelm the country so that authoritarianism (brought to you by "your betters") is the only way out

I'm sure that IS the plan, on some level, whether he knows it or not.  Problem is, we're not a country where authoritarianism will go over so well.  Stupid as the schools have tried to make us, Americans (of amll creeds and hues) have a good deal of inherent intelligence left.  The urban underclass isn't sizable enough, nor is the military obedient enough, to win. 

See you all on teh other side, I hope.



Posted by: moron # 234613 at December 08, 2009 12:11 PM (p1s9n)

99 94 a.k.a.: "Reid compares the Republicans to slave owners and there's nary a peep."

Which explains succinctly why the non-existent Tea Party Party rates higher than the GOP. The GOP sees the gift horse, finds some plaque on a single molar, and concludes that selling the horse to the glue factory and then torching the cash is a wise plan.

It's the height of courage to lie down and take your beatings. David Frum tells me so on Twitter, and he's never been wrong yet

Posted by: Allahpunter at December 08, 2009 12:11 PM (sYxEE)

100 Just cut off California's water. End of problem.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:12 PM (dQdrY)

101 Any state out here have enough room for a broken down former operator?

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 12:13 PM (LLOGQ)

102

He really is a one trick unicorn, isn't he?

Posted by: Warden at December 08, 2009 12:13 PM (QoR4a)

103

Leave Mr Data out of this, Ace. At least Data was "fully functional".

Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2009 12:13 PM (2qU2d)

104 US and UK aaa+ isn't going anywhere.  The whole house of cards would collapse.

As sickly as we are, the core economy of the US is still larger than most other economies, combined, and our technical know how remains unparalleled.  I hoping we just get regional autonomous groups or sovereign states out of the whole collapse.

Posted by: moron # 23466513 at December 08, 2009 12:15 PM (p1s9n)

105
The only time Newt gets outraged is when the jelly donuts disappear.

Posted by: Flying Monkey at December 08, 2009 12:15 PM (Oxen1)

106 Reid compares the Republicans to slave owners and there's nary a peep.


Michael Steele objects to Reid's "ignorance" and demands an apology.
Reid calls Steele's objection 'FEIGNED'.

Republicans only FEIGN. We'll see how right Reid is.

Of ALL Republicans, as Chairman of the RNC wondering how to define our "cause", it falls into Michael Steele's lap to lead the charge to ABOLISH PC! The Republican Party was organized around the platform to uphold the Constitution by abolishing slavery and polygamy, the greatest legal threats against the liberty of those populating America yet without voting rights. TODAY, PC is the greatest threat to all American citizens, to our military, and the greatest threat to our Constitution and our Constitutional Republic.

Dash the illegitimate founding that PC rests upon, and all corruption based upon PC falls with it. And our Constitution remains standing as the supreme law of the land.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:16 PM (+CLh/)

107 The Associated Press once had on their membership rolls a white supremacist by the name of Stacy McCain.

They are a racist organization and I hereby delink them and any mention of news from the AP will result in immediate banning.

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at December 08, 2009 12:16 PM (sYxEE)

108 Any state out here have enough room for a broken down former operator?

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 04:13 PM (LLOGQ)

Texas. When the US falls, we are going to conquer Mexico and become a petro superpower. Get in early.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:17 PM (dQdrY)

109 @101 moron # 234613

See you all on teh other side, I hope.

I've done some thinking on this.  There aren't enough reasons for me to make it through to the other side.

I've decided that, if SHTF, I will live large while the chaos reigns and spend some of that repression collected over four decades of keeping it between the lines.

Posted by: MikeO at December 08, 2009 12:19 PM (Ce+tv)

110

"magic beans" is racist

Posted by: dagny at December 08, 2009 12:20 PM (ZJenX)

111 103 Just cut off California's water. End of problem.

We've cut it off to the farmers of Central California. Baby steps, baby steps..

Posted by: EPA at December 08, 2009 12:20 PM (sYxEE)

112 Rodent Liberation Front

Sedated Hutchison has been bought to divide the Texas Republicans in order to facilitate Obama's agenda.

 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:21 PM (+CLh/)

113

"There are those who ...."

There are those who say this phase needs to be thown under the bus.

 

Posted by: TakeFive at December 08, 2009 12:21 PM (/3pxq)

114

Texas. When the US falls, we are going to conquer Mexico and become a petro superpower. Get in early.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 04:17 PM (dQdrY)

only state in the country that could possibly go independent

Posted by: fartbubble at December 08, 2009 12:21 PM (cBeTr)

115 Hey Todd,

can you teach?  You should just start advertising training courses to executives.  Anything short of a multi-day stint at Front Site is going to be worth something and fill a niche.  You just need to find a facility (like a local range or the woods somewhere) and get a syllabus. 

Where you at?

Posted by: moron # 234615 at December 08, 2009 12:22 PM (p1s9n)

116

Is this another Steele failure?  Can he muster the same disgust he showed on the DL Hughley Show towards his own party and channel it in the direction of Dems? 

Posted by: ed at December 08, 2009 12:22 PM (Urhve)

117
I'm not holding my breath waiting for Michael Steele to push the issue. In fact, I wish he wouldn't. Because he'll just end up saying something stupid like, "yeah, we got some in our party who'd like to bring back slavery, but that doesn't give Senator Reid the right to smear all Republicans as pro-slavery."

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 12:22 PM (z37MR)

118 Save us laptop-battery, you're our only hope

Posted by: Princess Leia at December 08, 2009 12:22 PM (sYxEE)

119 Hey isn't this against the law?

Our dear reader thought he was talking about Indonesia's economy. They only have ignorant people in Indonesia.

Posted by: bill-tb at December 08, 2009 12:22 PM (y+QfZ)

120 Just cut off California's water. End of problem.

Like when California cut off Arizona's water from the Colorado, taking possession in order to "own" it.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:23 PM (+CLh/)

121 Is this another Steele failure?  Can he muster the same disgust he showed on the DL Hughley Show towards his own party and channel it in the direction of Dems?

Only on the "Weeky Trunk" emails he sends out with the requests for donations.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2009 12:24 PM (sYxEE)

122 When will China finally decide to be responsible adults and take away our Child-Prince's Visa card?


Interrupt an enemy while he's making a mistake? Are you high?



Posted by: Hu's the Communist at December 08, 2009 12:26 PM (l1Wlr)

123 Holy shit, a.k.a. IS Michael Steel

that quote was just too perfect to be explained any other way

(you're still a douche for the home invasion thread, but if Michael Steele can forgive his detractors, then I can follow your--I mean his--- example)

Posted by: moron # 3546151 at December 08, 2009 12:26 PM (p1s9n)

124 We've cut it off to the farmers of Central California. Baby steps, baby steps..

Posted by: EPA at December 08, 2009 04:20 PM (sYxEE)

Strange how the Central Valley is the red part of the state. It is the Colorado and the aqueduct that need cutting.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:27 PM (dQdrY)

125
Cavuto just asked Mitch McConnell if Reid's slave owner remark outraged him personally...and Mitch dodged the question. All incumbents need to be voted out. And cancel their gold plated government pensions.

Posted by: Flying Monkey at December 08, 2009 12:27 PM (Oxen1)

126

Investment in the future.
Job-training for the future.

In the new-and-improved, totalitarian-for-your-own-good America, the future is always certain.  It's the past that's constantly changing.

Posted by: VJay at December 08, 2009 12:27 PM (gQ+XA)

127 3. "Some say" there is no such thing as magic beans and such people present to us the "false choice" of choosing between real beans and no beans at all.

I was in the White House kitchen having a late bite to eat while pulling an all nighter creating and saving jobs.

My eyes were a little bleary from lack of sleep and a bottle of Jack Daniels, but I might have used the "Magic Beans" in the burritos I fried up. Don't rat me out, ok guys?

Beans, beans, good for your TARP, the more you eat 'em, the more you...



Posted by: Joe the Biden at December 08, 2009 12:29 PM (sYxEE)

128 111
Rodent Liberation Front
Manifesto Destino 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:30 PM (+CLh/)

129 The only people that can get away with the phrase "Some say..." are the guys from Top Gear when they are talking about the Stig.

Posted by: Instinct at December 08, 2009 12:30 PM (TIbRS)

130
you're still a douche for the home invasion thread

Is that any way to talk to your party's chairman?



Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 12:30 PM (z37MR)

131 Sedated Hutchison has been bought to divide the Texas Republicans in order to facilitate Obama's agenda. 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 04:21 PM (+CLh/)

That is my read. I'll give money and blood to defeat her.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:31 PM (dQdrY)

132 Hello #100,  I live in western Kansas, plenty of space out here in these small towns with cheap housing and room for your garden.  There is also an abundance of meat on the hoof and jobs available in agriculture.  Kind of a reverse Grapes of Wrath. 

Posted by: bman at December 08, 2009 12:32 PM (Gwbu8)

133
In the new-and-improved, totalitarian-for-your-own-good America, the future is always certain.  It's the past that's constantly changing.

I like that. Very succinct way to describe where the Obamunists are coming from.

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 12:32 PM (z37MR)

134 132 The only people that can get away with the phrase "Some say..." are the guys from Top Gear when they are talking about the Stig.

All we know is that he's called "The One"

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at December 08, 2009 12:33 PM (sYxEE)

135

only state in the country that could possibly go independent

Posted by: fartbubble at December 08, 2009 04:21 PM (cBeTr)

We are taking Indiana with us. They are good people for the most part.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 12:33 PM (dQdrY)

136 101 Yeah, except when BO runs the presses, it's not counterfeiting, it's qualitative easing.

Posted by: moron # 234613 at December 08, 2009 04:11 PM (p1s9n)

Monetarily, it's "quantitative", but "qualitative easing" is an absolutely perfect description of the election of The Precedent. Excellent.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 08, 2009 12:36 PM (A46hP)

137 You forgot #6 - I HATE PALIN!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 08, 2009 12:37 PM (hIOnV)

138
Cavuto just asked Mitch McConnell if Reid's slave owner remark outraged him personally...and Mitch dodged the question.

Of course. He doesn't give a shit about anything but his own ass.

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 12:37 PM (z37MR)

139 lol, not my party aka.

but LO, the Steeler did say something, and something good at that:

“Sick and tired”

McCain’s not alone. GOP chair Michael Steele also denounced Reid’s comparison saying he was “sick and tired” of Democrats playing the race card when they don’t get their way.

“This has nothing to do with health care,” Steele said on Reid’s comments. “If you have a philosophical or political or business disagreement with this administration or Harry Reid on health care, it has nothing to do with the historic roots of slavery. So it was an ignorant comment. Harry needs to go to the well of the Senate, take it back and apologize for offending the sensibilities of the American people on something so important.”

Steele was appearing on CBS News this morning.

Posted by: moron # 1346512 at December 08, 2009 12:40 PM (p1s9n)

140 Didn't read the above comments, so sorry if this is a rerun, but:

What the feck is with earflaps mcstalinacorn and this broke ass "false choice" crap?

I reject OBAMA as a false choice.

A completely idiotic choice too.

Posted by: buster mcdissenter at December 08, 2009 12:41 PM (zN9bC)

141 pOp,  would you believe . . . I meant to do that?

Not really, but I do actually know the difference; I thought and typed it wrong.

It's funnier the way I typed it, that's for sure.

Posted by: moron # 2346322 at December 08, 2009 12:42 PM (p1s9n)

142 Of course. He doesn't give a shit about anything but his own ass.

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 08, 2009 04:37 PM (z37MR)

But, McConnell also gave a good defense of the Bush budgets (except that he included the last 2 years with a Dem Congress) by exlaining that they were of a different scale and were defense-oriented, which is the main point, that very few like to emphasize. The left always tries to equate un-Constitutional federal social programs and spending with Consitutional (and common sense) defense expenditures - and then, when they cite the 'great' things that government spending does, they invariably point out defense projects. I was very happy that McConnell was explicit about the distinction (though he left the Constitution out of it - the Constitution is uncool, as we know).

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 08, 2009 12:42 PM (A46hP)

143 Failure is always blamed on 'the climate in Washington.'  Success is always 'me and me alone.'

It's part of the dysfunction of Washington.

Not that it doesn't mean Obama's NOT a conspicuous failure.

Posted by: nickless at December 08, 2009 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

144 #118, deal me in too. My spam-trap e-mail I don't mind sharing is azrael556 at the hotmail.

Posted by: SGT Dan at December 08, 2009 12:44 PM (GgXZc)

145 144 pOp, would you believe . . . I meant to do that?

Posted by: moron # 2346322 at December 08, 2009 04:42 PM (p1s9n)

As Shake would say in Semi-Tough, "It's what you did. You took semi-great pictures of trees."

I'm going to be using it, with proper attribution.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at December 08, 2009 12:45 PM (A46hP)

146

"Texas. When the US falls, we are going to conquer Mexico and become a petro superpower. Get in early."

I'll ruck up and be there fresh and ready.,.....and hungry, and tired, but I'll be there ready.....

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 12:46 PM (LLOGQ)

147

"Where you at?"

Posted by: moron

 

Orange County CA

Posted by: Todd at December 08, 2009 12:50 PM (LLOGQ)

148 134 RLF
'Tis the Season for giving, and last month's terrorism at Ft. Hood reminded the public to donate to the blood bank.

Note now, I doubt that radical reactionary behavior will achieve anything desirable. And I know that Perry doesn't want to face brutality against the little old lady sell out from D.C. coming home to ride on our backs up close and personal. Sedated Hutchison IS a feigned conservative. And I agree with you that her political move to become TX Governor, as THE Republican candidate, is the Obama Straw sent to break TX back. If it were up to Republicans, she'd lose. But as Rush pointed out nationally, TX primaries are open. Combined with all the illegals whom the Democrats registered to vote, Perry will have to deal with the very problem that the TX Legislature refused to correct last session and the session before. Without VOTER ID proving citizenship, we continue down the ACORN slope, each cycle further.


Posted by: maverick muse at December 08, 2009 12:53 PM (+CLh/)

149 People are making the mistake of assuming that Ozero is really trying to improve the US economy.  Quite the opposite.  By ramming through his radical socialist vision before enough opposition can be stirred, he sets himself and his party up for permanent power through the votes of the idiot dependent types.  Wonder how long it will be before we start hearing about repealing term limits for the president a la Chavez.

Posted by: mcassill at December 08, 2009 12:54 PM (vmeGA)

150

When 'Bush Did It' kryptonite finally melts and even the lefties are sniggering, what's left?

Posted by: EBJ at December 08, 2009 12:56 PM (ocHBO)

151 No, I didn't say it.

Posted by: some at December 08, 2009 12:57 PM (2X8VA)

152 Drop me a line at libertarian001 at the AO Hell dot commie

Posted by: moron # 23523113 at December 08, 2009 01:02 PM (p1s9n)

153 I've decided that, if SHTF, I will live large while the chaos reigns and spend some of that repression collected over four decades of keeping it between the lines.

You too, eh?

Posted by: Ace's #1 Fan at December 08, 2009 01:02 PM (PMGbu)

154 Mary Katharine Ham remarked, "Is he still doing that 'some say' thing?" That was me, in response to her. But we do look alike!

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 08, 2009 01:06 PM (GrDz5)

155

Note now, I doubt that radical reactionary behavior will achieve anything desirable.

Man, everyone is worried about lone gunmen, aren't they? I would have said shoe leather, but it didn't sound all that original or interesting. I could get a blister, you never know.

I agree with all the rest.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 08, 2009 01:07 PM (dQdrY)

156 It's Bush's fault that Obama is getting the Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: Neo at December 08, 2009 01:09 PM (tE8FB)

157 Steele should push harder.  He should be comfortable with attacking Harry Reid at the very least.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 08, 2009 01:27 PM (T0NGe)

158

You want to know what's really screwing up this economy?

Try getting a loan for investing in real estate. Even if you are a AAA risk.

You can't get one.

If you're poor and promise not to pay it back, you can get money.

 

Posted by: drjohn at December 08, 2009 01:50 PM (HXRkG)

159

What's more, even under Obama's rosier expectations the $700 billion TARP would still add $141 billion to the deficit.

WTF?

TARP was $700 billion, but they say they only spent $500 billion and the banks paid back, I guess, $359 billion, leaving a $141 billion dollar deficit.Since where in debt only $141 billion instead of $341 billion we can use that "savings" to do other stuff.

Isn't this the same kind of thinking that leads individuals to make bad personal economic decisions, and that resulted in the foreclosure crisis.

Posted by: Ken at December 08, 2009 02:06 PM (Bs34i)

160 The AP might gag on Obie's bald misstatements, but you can rest assured they're still going to swallow.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 08, 2009 02:18 PM (jV9DU)

161 I might agree with those who say Obama is like Spock, because he sure as hell ain't Kirk.

Posted by: George guy at December 08, 2009 04:02 PM (xMlot)

162 Did you notice that TOTUS actually appeared in the photo with POTUS in the AP article? They usually crop out TOTUS.

Posted by: Ken at December 08, 2009 05:07 PM (rQI8i)

163 obama must be in charge of blame republican, blame bush drinking game. i just can't explain it any other way. i am just flabbergasted that he can say the crap he says with a straight face. oh, he did let his guard down once in a 60 minutes interview.

Posted by: befuddled at December 08, 2009 06:38 PM (BByz2)

164 Fuckety McFuckfuck

Posted by: Thea at December 08, 2009 07:07 PM (/3dGX)

165 haha, love the money tree line. that's the only reason michelle is tending a garden. damn republicans, sneering and joking about her garden. wait until the money trees start growing , than tell me who's laughing.


Posted by: befuddled at December 08, 2009 09:04 PM (BByz2)

166

TOTUS is just borrowing from the Underwear Gnomes' business plan:

1) Blame Bush

2) ??

3) Economic success

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