August 11, 2011

Open Blog For Tomorrow
— Ace

Although I'll be able to post a little (from airport, from hotel), I'll mostly be traveling tomorrow.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM | Comments (296)
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1 I'll come back tomorrow and post something then.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2011 03:23 PM (GZitp)

2
thanks for the warning

Posted by: soothsayer at August 11, 2011 03:23 PM (Cadn7)

3
You're gonna love Mitt Romney's nuts.

Posted by: slap chop soothsayer at August 11, 2011 03:24 PM (Cadn7)

4 Damn, I think I just threw up Christina Hendrick's diaphragm into my bowl of French Onion soup...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:24 PM (kUaEF)

5 Again, Ace.  Wish my husband and I could meet up with you in Charleston this weekend and take you to dinner.

We're helping friends who have an Eagle Court of Honor on Saturday.

Rick Perry is an Eagle Scout.

If someone else is picking up the tab, hit the Peninsula Grill. 

Also, for great food and a view on the harbor, go to Fleet Landing.

I don't think there's a bad place to eat in the city. 

(And if you get a shot of Perry holding a pudding cup, I'll hit the tip jar with $100.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:24 PM (UOM48)

6 I'm traveling also. And you know what that means. Bad weather in the NorthEast Corridor, delays, and me sitting sit faced at some sports bar in Charlotte

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 03:25 PM (7wmOW)

7 Does that mean I can wax poetic on the wonderful job our commander in chief is doing?  Or does it mean I'm supposed to wax someone's car?  *ponders*

Posted by: Cynthia at August 11, 2011 03:25 PM (lhhNH)

8 Hey from yesterday everyone!

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2011 03:26 PM (GZitp)

9 Well, thank you in advance.

Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2011 03:27 PM (R9g2i)

10 So is Open Blog for Tomorrow the new ONT??

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:27 PM (kUaEF)

11 Ace, be sure to take pics of the TSA thugs raping you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:29 PM (UOM48)

12

It's like yesterday from the future present!

Posted by: CAC at August 11, 2011 03:29 PM (x4YBE)

13 I can't wait for the open blog.  I've got all kinds of interesting shit to talk about.

Hope I can sleep tonight.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 11, 2011 03:29 PM (QKKT0)

14

We'll take good care of your blog. Good care.

 

 

Posted by: Ben at August 11, 2011 03:30 PM (DKV43)

15 10 So is Open Blog for Tomorrow the new ONT??

No, that was yesterday.  Tonight we have to wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 11, 2011 03:30 PM (Qxe/p)

16

#14

You forgot the sinister muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Posted by: CAC at August 11, 2011 03:30 PM (x4YBE)

17 We'll take good care of your blog. Good care. Posted by: Ben at August 11, 2011 07:30 PM (DKV43) You got the credit card right?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 03:30 PM (7wmOW)

18


(And if you get a shot of Perry holding a pudding cup, I'll hit the tip jar with $100.)

I'm in for 50 if you get that.

Posted by: Ben at August 11, 2011 03:31 PM (DKV43)

19 Enjoy your whirlwind tour of the scenic alleys, railyards and gutters of cock country!

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2011 03:31 PM (46G99)

20 We'll take good care of your blog. Good care.

When the cats are away...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 03:31 PM (aYTJa)

21

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with this motherfuckin' Ace on this motherfuckin' plane! ...

Posted by: Neville Flynn at August 11, 2011 03:32 PM (QKKT0)

22 *pssst.  which moron has the keys to the liquor cabinet??*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:32 PM (UOM48)

23 The head Ewok is going on a trip? I'll get the kegs, someone fire up the grill!

Posted by: Doc at August 11, 2011 03:33 PM (qR9y8)

24 No, that was yesterday.  Tonight we have to wait for tomorrow.

When Will Then be Now? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 03:34 PM (aYTJa)

25 Is this a warning post?

Posted by: dagny at August 11, 2011 03:34 PM (oRFQB)

26 Delta Smelt, are you here?  You'll be near Ace. 

Toss him a pudding cup during his interview with Perry, 'kay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:35 PM (UOM48)

27 You got the credit card right? Screw that , I've got key's to the fridge . Don't touch " that " beer , and only drink half of the Zima's . He's touchy that way .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 11, 2011 03:35 PM (npr0X)

28 Toga Party at Kratos's place!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:36 PM (kUaEF)

29 Safe journey and good hunting, Ace.

You are smart traveling around. Not good to establish a pattern of hobo disappearances.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:36 PM (ECjvn)

30 In retrospect, I look forward to tonight's thread tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:36 PM (ECjvn)

31

I'll be in Downtown Charleston, Friday night (Scott, Demint, Haley speaking) and on Saturday (Perry of course).

If anyone else is going or will be down there, hit me up on the yahoo group.  Wouldn't mind meeting a few Moe Rons, amongst all those Red Staters.

Hopefully I'll get a chance to meet the Head Moe Ron himself.

I do like Perry's balls.  The decision to announce on the day of the straw poll is a solid one, but also shows balls, and a cut throat mentality, which we really need in 2012.  Someone who won't be bullied.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:36 PM (dWPyO)

32 Toss him a pudding cup during his interview with Perry, 'kay?

That's Parry.  Get it?
Hahahahahahahahahah



Oh, wait.

Posted by: Steven Colbert, Still Funnier Than Bill Maher at August 11, 2011 03:37 PM (QKKT0)

33

Homeless Disappearance Baffles Authorities

Posted by: Next Week's Charleston, SC Headline: at August 11, 2011 03:37 PM (46G99)

34 Charleston doesn't have a lot of hobos.  At least not on the peninsula.  I could hook Ace up with my husband's cousin on Johns Island.  He knows where they hide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:37 PM (UOM48)

35 Be sure and ask Perry if he was proud of his service as a Democrat politician!

Posted by: Jimi at August 11, 2011 03:38 PM (JMsOK)

36 Wait, Ace! You didn't tell us what to do with the dead hookers!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:38 PM (kUaEF)

37 Charleston doesn't have a lot of hobos.  At least not on the peninsula.  I could hook Ace up with my husband's cousin on Johns Island.  He knows where they hide.

With the right bait you can find hobos anywhere.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 11, 2011 03:38 PM (QKKT0)

38 Delta Smelt, I'm jealous. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:38 PM (UOM48)

39 Be sure and ask Perry if he was proud of his service as a Democrat politician!

Pretty sure he remembers that Reagan was a Democrat too. It probably won't come up.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:39 PM (ECjvn)

40 29 Toga Party at Kratos's place!

Dude, you do NOT want to see me in a Toga.  I don't even like seeing myself half-naked, much less the burden it must be for everyone else.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 03:39 PM (aYTJa)

41 36 Be sure and ask Perry if he was proud of his service as a Democrat politician!

Posted by: Jimi at August 11, 2011 07:38 PM (JMsOK)


Let's dig up Ronald Reagan and ask him about his "service" as a Democrat.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:39 PM (UOM48)

42 35 Charleston doesn't have a lot of hobos. Not anymore. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...

Posted by: Nice quiet man on the beach that always stays to himself at August 11, 2011 03:39 PM (kUaEF)

43  Delta Smelt, are you here?  You'll be near Ace. 

I'll try to sneak in a 12 pack of pudding cups.  I'm sure Demint will be down for a dip.  He quite the light hearted, easy going, fella.  Heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (dWPyO)

44 Delta, I've hear Ace wears a ski mask at moron meet ups to keep his identity hidden. So just look for the guy walking around Charleston in a ski mask.

Posted by: Ben at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (DKV43)

45 Statewide Valu-Rite Vodka Reserves Plunge to Perilous Low

Posted by: The Post And Courier Shock Weekend Story at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (PrniA)

46 Be sure and ask Perry if he was proud of his service as a Democrat politician!

I take it you weren't alive in Texas during the Yellow Dawg days, were you?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (bjRNS)

47 Be sure and ask Perry if he was proud of his service as a Democrat politician!

Posted by: Jimi at August 11, 2011 07:38 PM (JMsOK)

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Let's see, those Independents you're so keen on getting (with Romney!).  I'm thinking some of them might be comfortable voting for someone who has been in both parties. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (5H6zj)

48 “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so,
because uh, some, people out there, in our nation donÂ’t have maps.
and uhÂ…I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,everywhere like such asÂ…and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,in the U.S. should help the U.S.or should help South Africa,and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Damn, I wish I said that.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 11, 2011 03:40 PM (6TB1Z)

49 8 Hey from yesterday everyone!
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I love time travel myself too!!

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (XEK+4)

50 Man Reports Local ManBearEwok Sighting

Posted by: Next Week's Charleston, SC Headline: at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (46G99)

51 Dude, you do NOT want to see me in a Toga. I don't even like seeing myself half-naked, much less the burden it must be for everyone else. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 07:39 PM (aYTJa) Sigh. Just goes to prove my contention that the last time Kratos saw vajajay was right after the doctor slapped his ass.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (kUaEF)

52 I take it you weren't alive in Texas during the Yellow Dawg days, were you?

Jimi has visited Texas and found it wanting. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (5H6zj)

53 Ace will be the one driving the commandeered AT-ST with the feathers and shit stuck to it.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (ECjvn)

54 So just look for the guy walking around Charleston in a ski mask.

I thought he was the short, hairy one.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (bjRNS)

55 14 We'll take good care of your blog. Good care.
_________

And we'll put top commentors on it. Top. Commentors.

Posted by: Anachronda's home IP is banned at August 11, 2011 03:41 PM (FzhYM)

56 Ace hates us.

He could have at least posted tomorrow's lotto numbers from the future.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:42 PM (ECjvn)

57

I've hear Ace wears a ski mask at moron meet ups to keep his identity hidden

Glad he's not in North Charleston then.  Would take alot of work to find him in that high crime area.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:42 PM (dWPyO)

58 STRIKE!

Posted by: Charleston, SC Hobos Local 103 at August 11, 2011 03:42 PM (ijjAe)

59 44 Delta, I've hear Ace wears a ski mask at moron meet ups to keep his identity hidden. So just look for the guy walking around Charleston in a ski mask.
__________

So... Ace is the Stig's ewok cousin?

Posted by: Anachronda's home IP is banned at August 11, 2011 03:43 PM (FzhYM)

60 Didn't Michelle Obama say something about the BBQ in that neck of the woods?

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:43 PM (ECjvn)

61 I can't wait to read the headline on Drudge tomorrow about the TSA giving Ace a rectal exam.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:44 PM (UOM48)

62 Ace, When you get to the security checkpoint, thrust your crotch at the TSA boy-touchers and ask if they could give it an extra dig, as your herpes is itchin' like a bastard. "You're wearing gloves - it's cool."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 11, 2011 03:44 PM (lGFXF)

63 Have a wonderful time out there, Ace.  We'll behave.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at August 11, 2011 03:44 PM (fuw6p)

64 we'll put top commentors on it. Top. Commentors.

Posted by: Anachronda's home IP is banned at August 11, 2011 07:41 PM (FzhYM)

Too late:  I'm already here............

So, Civil War or the Crusades?  Victorian London or post-war Germany??

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 11, 2011 03:44 PM (UqKQV)

65 63 I can't wait to read the headline on Drudge tomorrow about the TSA giving Ace a rectal exam.
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I assumed that was WHY he was going.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 03:45 PM (XEK+4)

66

"Let's dig up Ronald Reagan and ask him about his "service" as a Democrat."

Well then Perry should have no problem explaining why he switched, and what's wrong with the Democrat agenda that made him switch?

Posted by: Jimi at August 11, 2011 03:45 PM (JMsOK)

67 Ace has a mask kinda like Rorschach's from Watchmen.

But instead of ink blots it forms different shapes of booze bottles.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:45 PM (ECjvn)

68 So just look for the guy walking around Charleston in a ski mask.

You mean the guy who doesn't smell like falafel, gunpowder and body odor walking around Charleston in a ski mask.

Posted by: The Palestinian Liberation Front, Charleston Chapter 4451 at August 11, 2011 03:45 PM (QKKT0)

69 61 Delta, I've hear Ace wears a ski mask at moron meet ups to keep his identity hidden. Last time I was at Kennedy in NYC I saw three women(?) walking through the parking lot in burkas. I wonder what would have happened to me if I walked through the same lot with a ski mask on?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:45 PM (kUaEF)

70 http://tinyurl.com/43kqpxv
Naaaaasty article from AP on Romney and the hecklers. Couldn't be more biased if it were written by Newsweek.

Posted by: dagny at August 11, 2011 03:46 PM (oRFQB)

71 Play some Barry White.

The TSA loves to hear Barry White when they get their freak on.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:46 PM (ECjvn)

72 TSA agent going through Ace's carry on.

"The hell.................?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:46 PM (UOM48)

73 Just goes to prove my contention that the last time Kratos saw vajajay was right after the doctor slapped his ass.

I do watch a good deal of Shannon Tweed pron, .  But Skinemax 90's pron doesn't show that part of a woman's anatomy (and thank Gaia they don't - if I wanted to see the whole thing, I'd study to become a gynecologist)...

And so what?  Dude, you also don't want my kind reproducing.  It's for the greater good.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 03:47 PM (aYTJa)

74

I've got a feeling the liberals will be buying this en masse in 2012

http://tinyurl.com/3wcfn2m

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2011 03:47 PM (n2K+4)

75

Don't sit close to the bathroom.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 03:48 PM (qSoqy)

76 The aiport down here is like Mayberry compared to New York.  Step off the plane and 5 minutes later you can be in your rental car.  Everything is close together.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:48 PM (dWPyO)

77 So?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at August 11, 2011 03:48 PM (fjoLg)

78 Artificial sphincter? Oh MY!

Posted by: George Takei at August 11, 2011 03:49 PM (kUaEF)

79

Good news, we now have two Rs on the committee saying they will consider raising taxes. Camp and Portman.

Best we could do.

Posted by: Rich at August 11, 2011 03:49 PM (ZbP0u)

80 Hawaii ace? Beers on me But stay away from my women weirdo

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 11, 2011 03:49 PM (oay47)

81 I'll mostly be traveling tomorrow.

Have fun!

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Ok here's the plan. Sifty, you tell Drew you're really interested in who he thinks is "electable"

Jane, you sneak up from behind with the tire iron when he goes into self absorbed monologue mode.

Kratos: You tell Dave that the Westboro Baptist Church is holding a protest at the end of a 20 mile hiking trail near his house.

I'll slip Laura a gallon or two of Val U Rite.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at August 11, 2011 03:49 PM (0q2P7)

82 78 The aiport down here is like Mayberry compared to New York.  Step off the plane and 5 minutes later you can be in your rental car.  Everything is close together.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 07:48 PM (dWPyO)

I love the Charleston and Savannah airports.  They're clean, easy to navigate, and friendly.  (Well, the TSA goons in Savannah have gotten meaner.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (UOM48)

83 78 The aiport down here is like Mayberry compared to New York.  Step off the plane and 5 minutes later you can be in your rental car.  Everything is close together.

But no funny business, because the cops down there will nip. it. in. the. bud.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis the drunk at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (fjoLg)

84 I'm open to raising taxes on the 51% that don't pay shit.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (qSoqy)

85 i hope Ace leaves alot of the good beer in the fridge.........

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (M2zKq)

86

TSA agent going through Ace's carry on.

"Two Fleshlights wasn't enough?"

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (46G99)

87 82 Hawaii ace?
Beers on me
But stay away from my women weirdo

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 11, 2011 07:49 PM (oay47)

Its your garbage and pets you have to worry about.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (GULKT)

88 That's OK. I'll be traveling too, and I won't be able to read much...so we're even

Posted by: Dickie Normous at August 11, 2011 03:50 PM (AnTyA)

89 The aiport down here is like Mayberry compared to New York.
 
Look for Aunt Bee's Foot & Back Massage in the terminal.  Ask for the Happy Ending, but make sure its not with Goober.

Posted by: Barney Fife at August 11, 2011 03:51 PM (QKKT0)

90 @68

Jimi,

I cannot fathom why you are so locked onto such a flawed candidate to the exclusion of even informing yourself about other, clearly viable, candidates.


"Perry spent his first six years in politics as a Democrat, in a somewhat forgotten history that is sure to be revived and scrutinized by Republican opponents if he decides to run for president.

A raging liberal he was not. Elected to represent a slice of rural West Texas in the state House of Representatives in 1984, Perry, a young rancher and cotton farmer, gained an early reputation as a fiscal conservative. He was one of a handful of freshman “pit bulls,” so named because they sat in the lower pit of the House Appropriations Committee, where they fought to keep spending low."


Posted by: Y-not at August 11, 2011 03:51 PM (5H6zj)

91 i hope Ace leaves alot of the good beer in the fridge......... Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 07:50 PM (M2zKq) I hope Ace can get us a good deal tonight

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 03:51 PM (7wmOW)

92 87 i hope Ace leaves alot of the good beer in the fridge......... Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 07:50 PM (M2zKq) Right behind the frozen hobo heads...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:51 PM (kUaEF)

93 83 I'll mostly be traveling tomorrow.

Have fun!

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Ok here's the plan. Sifty, you tell Drew you're really interested in who he thinks is "electable"

Jane, you sneak up from behind with the tire iron when he goes into self absorbed monologue mode.

Kratos: You tell Dave that the Westboro Baptist Church is holding a protest at the end of a 20 mile hiking trail near his house.

I'll slip Laura a gallon or two of Val U Rite.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at August 11, 2011 07:49 PM (0q2P7)


Who's going to distract curious? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:51 PM (UOM48)

94

They're clean, easy to navigate, and friendly.

Yeah and super quick once you land.  Plus it's only about 15 minutes from downtown.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (dWPyO)

95 You people understand that is not a ski mask right ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (npr0X)

96 Coo. I'm in.

I'm gonna wear my black tactical turtleneck. tactlneck tactineck...whatever.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (ECjvn)

97 83 Ok here's the plan. Sifty, you tell Drew you're really interested in who he thinks is "electable"
__________

O'Donnell/Angle 2012!!!

Posted by: Anachronda's home IP is banned at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (xGZ+b)

98 Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at August 11, 2011 07:49 PM (0q2P7)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (fjoLg)

99 Drudge headline: The Man WHo Can Save America The Anointed One?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (7wmOW)

100 OAK, despite there being no there there, is Not Bad if you wanna take Southwest to the Bay Area.  Just don't wander away from the terminal bldg or stop along the 880.


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 11, 2011 03:52 PM (UqKQV)

101 Who's going to distract curious?

Who here has got a laser pointer and some jangly keys?

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (ECjvn)

102 Look for Aunt Bee's Foot & Back Massage in the terminal. Ask for the Happy Ending, but make sure its not with Goober. Posted by: Barney Fife at August 11, 2011 07:51 PM (QKKT0) She cross-pollinated with every stalk between Mayberry and Raleigh. Why do you think they called her Aunt Bee?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (kUaEF)

103

Who's going to distract curious? 

Just find something shiny. That should do it.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (n2K+4)

104 Who's going to distract curious?

Thanks for volunteering to jump on that grenade Sooth. Remember no one expects you to give her tongue.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (0q2P7)

105 TSA agent to ace's traveling companion: "Where are you taking this...thing?"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (lGFXF)

106

Who's going to distract curious?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 07:51 PM (UOM4

Give it a ball with some catnip.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (GULKT)

107 be British:  Call it a balaclava . 

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 11, 2011 03:53 PM (UqKQV)

108

Posted by: Barney Fife at August 11, 2011 07:51 PM (QKKT0

I think Gomer (Jim Nabors), would be more interested in happy endings.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 11, 2011 03:54 PM (dWPyO)

109 Want Nikki's number?

She's pretty freaky for a self-designated white woman.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 11, 2011 03:54 PM (AnTyA)

110

Hey Ace!  Shave the 4th amendment into your chest and strip naked for the TSA.  Make sure there is someone there to get some snap shots to post.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 11, 2011 03:54 PM (jucos)

111 Yeah. Nikki got back, for a whitey.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:54 PM (ECjvn)

112

President Hair

I like the sound of that...

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 03:55 PM (qSoqy)

113 If Will Folks shows up, Ace has got to get a pic of the jackass holding a pudding cup....not understanding why.

Hell, I'm drinking how, but I'll throw an extra $50 into the tip jar for a pudding cup shot of Alvin Greene.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:56 PM (UOM48)

114

Good news, we now have two Rs on the committee saying they will consider raising taxes. Camp and Portman.

Best we could do.

meh, if they mean getting rid of some loop holes and raising taxes on the dickholes who don't pay taxes, then fine.  But only if we get a shit ton of cuts and or massive reforms to social security and medicare

Posted by: Ben at August 11, 2011 03:56 PM (DKV43)

115 I bet Ace and Rick Perry end up in the hotel pool having chicken fights with AllahPundit and Mitt Romney.


Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 03:56 PM (ECjvn)

116 Ace,

If you put a cucumber in your pants, remember not to wrap it in foil.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at August 11, 2011 03:56 PM (QKKT0)

117 Put a cucumber down the front of your pants just before you go through security so it looks like you have a boner.

...you'll sail through

Posted by: Dickie Normous at August 11, 2011 03:57 PM (AnTyA)

118 When the TSA holds it up asks why you have illegal contraband, turn the tables on them and say why do YOU have that illegal contraband! I need to see if my theory works.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 03:58 PM (XEK+4)

119

Uh oh, Ace isn't headed south is he?  There's a guy in an Ewok suit with a tub of crisco walking up my driveway.  Security!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 11, 2011 03:58 PM (nxptv)

120 117 I bet Ace and Rick Perry end up in the hotel pool having chicken fights with AllahPundit and Mitt Romney.


Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 07:56 PM (ECjvn)


omg lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 03:58 PM (UOM48)

121 118 Ace,

If you put a cucumber in your pants, remember not to wrap it in foil.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at August 11, 2011 07:56 PM (QKKT0)

And don't put it in your back pocket.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2011 03:58 PM (GULKT)

122

meh, if they mean getting rid of some loop holes and raising taxes on the dickholes who don't pay taxes, then fine.  But only if we get a shit ton of cuts and or massive reforms to social security and medicare

That's a big "but only if" - it ain't gonna happen. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 03:58 PM (aYTJa)

123

make sure to label Ace's Carrier - 'Live Animal', and get him some water as soon as you land. 

Those cargo holds have recirculated air. 

it might not be a bad idea to give him a sedative a half hour before you crate him, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2011 03:59 PM (46G99)

124 Ace is going to the south in an anthropological study to try to understand the mysterious southern culture

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 03:59 PM (qSoqy)

125 118 Ace, If you put a cucumber in your pants, remember not to wrap it in foil. Posted by: Derek Smalls at August 11, 2011 07:56 PM (QKKT0) Just make sure you don't sit on it. IYKWIM

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:01 PM (kUaEF)

126 @127
Don't be ridiculous. Southerners don't have any culture!

Posted by: I'm "dotty" at August 11, 2011 04:01 PM (5H6zj)

127 Football on tonight!!

fap   fap   fap

Posted by: Dickie Normous at August 11, 2011 04:01 PM (AnTyA)

128 127 Ace is going to the south in an anthropological study to try to understand the mysterious southern culture

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 07:59 PM (qSoqy)


A certain NYC trollette hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:01 PM (UOM48)

129 127 Ace is going to the south in an anthropological study to try to understand the mysterious southern culture Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 07:59 PM (qSoqy) Southern strip joints?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:01 PM (kUaEF)

130 If Abilene is actually West Texas (to us way out here, it's called "swamp country"), then there will be three kinda-sorta- West Texans in the White House since 1988.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:02 PM (qSoqy)

131 127 Ace is going to the south in an anthropological study to try to understand the mysterious southern culture

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 07:59 PM (qSoqy)

easy now.

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:02 PM (M2zKq)

132 *waves to Racefan*

How you doin'?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:03 PM (UOM48)

133 A tip - to find the best partys down south, follow the pickup truck with the goat in the back.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 04:03 PM (XEK+4)

134 Southerners don't have any culture! Posted by: I'm "dotty" at August 11, 2011 08:01 PM (5H6zj) You have to wonder about a region that names its daughters "Dee-Dee".

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:03 PM (kUaEF)

135

Rick Perry is too extreme of a Social Con!  He cannot be elected being so conservative!

Mitt Romney is just as Conservative as Rick Perry!  He has the best chance of winning.

You cannot have a Conservative as your candidate to win the Presidency.  You need a Moderate. 

Posted by: Things Jimi believes simultaneously at August 11, 2011 04:04 PM (GULKT)

136

Ace is going to do a complete chemical analysis of a Moon Pie.

The secret is out there...

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:04 PM (qSoqy)

137 Ace gonna find him a sultry southern farmer's daughter to bake his apple pie. He may never go North again.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:04 PM (ECjvn)

138 Dear God Man...you're not traveling there among those savages alone are you???

Posted by: David Brooks at August 11, 2011 04:05 PM (AnTyA)

139 141 Ace is going to do a complete chemical analysis of a Moon Pie. The secret is out there... Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 08:04 PM (qSoqy) I'll give you a hint, Tex... Kolaci

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:05 PM (kUaEF)

140 142 Ace gonna find him a sultry southern farmer's daughter to bake his apple pie. He may never go North again.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 08:04 PM (ECjvn)

You know?  That would be freaking awesome for Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:05 PM (UOM48)

141 You have to wonder about a region that names its daughters "Dee-Dee". I'll be damned . I thot that's what they called each breast .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 11, 2011 04:05 PM (npr0X)

142

Ace is going to do a complete chemical analysis of a Moon Pie.

The secret is out there...


Better have a cold RC to go with it.


Damn. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:05 PM (ECjvn)

143

FIFA U-20 or Manchester Un---- ...

... oh, you mean football football??!?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 11, 2011 04:06 PM (gTGz3)

144 hi Jane....  still kicking down here in the Southland............

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:06 PM (M2zKq)

145

Who's going to distract curious? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 07:51 PM (UOM4

 

Don't worry.  I've got what she really wants.

Posted by: Cheetos delivery truck driver at August 11, 2011 04:06 PM (B497t)

146 I'll give you a hint, Tex... Kolaci

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 08:05 PM (kUaEF)

In Texas that's spelled Kolache.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:06 PM (qSoqy)

147 You have to wonder about a region that names its daughters "Dee-Dee". My first girlfriend was named Dee-Dee

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 04:06 PM (7wmOW)

148 You know?  That would be freaking awesome for Ace.

Shit. That's awesome for anyone!


Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:07 PM (ECjvn)

149

Happy travels, Ace!

(Don't be afraid to put some Darlington stripes on your rental car.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 11, 2011 04:07 PM (gTGz3)

150 Ace is taking the High Speed Train don't let this airport talk fool you.

Posted by: robtr at August 11, 2011 04:07 PM (MtwBb)

151 Hi, Racefan.  Husband is playing golf this evening in this freaking heat.  Gah. 

How have the storms been up there?  They've been awful down here (with barely any rain).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:07 PM (UOM48)

152 My first girlfriend was named Dee-Dee Posted by: nevergiveup at August 11, 2011 08:06 PM (7wmOW) Mine was just a Cee-Cee, you like lucky bastard!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:07 PM (kUaEF)

153 Dude, ZeroFudge is reporting that Belgium, France, Italy,  and Spain just put a ban on short selling in place.

I don't think even the Peter Principle explains why every fucking politician in the world is insanely fucked in the head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2011 04:08 PM (DEcmU)

154 i saw you said Mr.D'oh was up this way the other day and woundered if he made it out to Austell...........

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:08 PM (M2zKq)

155 "I'll be travelling" used to mean, in the dark ages before total connectivity and smartphones, that one would be out of touch, almost completely.

Like, you could not reenter the world until you snagged a free payphone at one of the big banks at O'Hare or someplace similar.

But now?  Say what?  "I'll be travelling?"  Gimme a break.

Where you really gonna be, Ace?

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 11, 2011 04:08 PM (4sQwu)

156 I'll give you a hint, Tex... Kolaci

In Texas, it's spelled "Kolache". There are actually chains that sell 'em in Houston, but you can find the best ones outside Waco.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:08 PM (bjRNS)

157 You have to wonder about a region that names its daughters their nieces.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:09 PM (qSoqy)

158

In Texas that's spelled Kolache.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 08:06 PM (qSoqy)

Teach me to try to reply while I'm working.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:09 PM (bjRNS)

159 161 i saw you said Mr.D'oh was up this way the other day and woundered if he made it out to Austell...........

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 08:08 PM (M2zKq)


Yeah.  Folks live in a retirement village there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:10 PM (UOM48)

160 Ace, if you see Miss Lindsey...kick him right square in the fucking nads for me, will ya?

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:10 PM (AnTyA)

161 In Texas, it's spelled "Kolache". There are actually chains that sell 'em in Houston, but you can find the best ones outside Waco.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 08:08 PM (bjRNS

You mean the town of West.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:10 PM (qSoqy)

162 we had a badass storm last Friday night.........  but we pulled through again.

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:10 PM (M2zKq)

163 Travel safely, Ace. And be sure to whip it out, a la Cleavon Little, for the TSA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (UlUS4)

164 Ace, if you see Miss Lindsey...kick him right square in the fucking nads for me, will ya?

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 08:10 PM (AnTyA)

Hahahahahaha.  He doesn't have any.  Mangina on the other hand.......

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (jucos)

165 Ace, if you see Miss Lindsey...kick him right square in the fucking nads for me, will ya?

But in a non-partisan, compromise way.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (ECjvn)

166 You mean the town of West.

That's exactly the place.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (bjRNS)

167 Is Ace gone yet? Let's open up this blog and see what this baby can do!

Posted by: Spiker at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (4t9J5)

168 as long as its not to close the the creek they will be fine there.

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:11 PM (M2zKq)

169 Ace, while the TSA are giving you a prostate exam, be sure and moan with pleasure. 

Freak those freaks out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:12 PM (UOM48)

170 I'm posting this because somebody emailed to me, I don't know if ot was ever posted, but I don't care because its fucking funny.



A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote Pasco pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of
dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan
sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy,

"If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his iPhone phone, surfs to a NASA  page on the Internet,
where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an
ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet
with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a
response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You
have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"Well that's the right number. I guess you can take one of my
critters," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why
not?"

"You're an aide in the Obama Administration", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth
of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and
you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or
about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog.


Posted by: Berserker at August 11, 2011 04:12 PM (FMbng)

171 YouÂ’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, IÂ’ve shared your site in my social networks!

Posted by: The Magicians AudioBook at August 11, 2011 04:12 PM (LnWQ1)

172 Dammit, now I'm craving kolaches, and you can't get 'em in San Diego.

Well, I could, but the wife is canning tonight, so no room in the kitchen.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:13 PM (bjRNS)

173

(from airport, from hotel)

 

So sorry, we don't allow pets.

Posted by: Hotel Desk Clerk at August 11, 2011 04:13 PM (46G99)

174 Good grief.  Those lib freaks who went after Romney were animals.  Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:13 PM (UOM48)

175 So if a SoCon shot a longbow at Christine O'Donnell while smoking pot with Sarah Palin, how many coal-fired tax loopholes should we close in order to pay for ObamaCare?

Just getting warmed up for tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:13 PM (ECjvn)

176 Jimi has visited Texas and found it wanting. 
Posted by: Y-not

Yes, we were wanting him to leave.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 11, 2011 04:14 PM (lRyWE)

177 And again with the self-aware spam.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:14 PM (UOM48)

178 yeah, best Czech food in Texas is in West, Texas

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 11, 2011 04:14 PM (UqKQV)

179 Damn I hate to say it.  Michael Vick sure does look like he is in mid-season form.  The Beagles might go far this year.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 11, 2011 04:15 PM (jucos)

180 Where's ace going?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 11, 2011 04:15 PM (ljuHV)

181 How are we going to live-blog the debate tonight?  Don't make me have to watch the Real Hos of whatever. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:15 PM (UOM48)

182  we had a badass storm last Friday night.........  but we pulled through again.

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 08:10 PM (M2zKq)

 

Our storms here in OKC have had a lot of lightning and fury, but also rain and cooler weather......finally.

Posted by: Cheetos delivery truck driver at August 11, 2011 04:16 PM (B497t)

183 Where's ace going?

If I understand correctly, he's invited to the Perry Conservative Blogger Meet-up in SC.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:16 PM (bjRNS)

184 Thanks

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 11, 2011 04:17 PM (ljuHV)

185 Note to TROLL:  Just because there is no chaperone for the next 72 hours, that doesn't give you free reign to link gay pron.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 04:19 PM (mq8J2)

186 Note to TROLL:  Just because there is no chaperone for the next 72 hours, that doesn't give you free reign to link gay pron show up.

Tweaked it.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:19 PM (ECjvn)

187 Oh shizzle...I hope Perry doesn't have a few and mistake Ace for a coyote

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:20 PM (AnTyA)

188 Dammit, my stupid, decrepid, fucking computer keeps crashing.

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 11, 2011 04:20 PM (H/MnC)

189 I hope Perry doesn't have a few and mistake Ace for a coyote

Only if Ace has so many he can't stand up. Unless an ewok is on all fours, you can tell the difference.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 11, 2011 04:22 PM (bjRNS)

190 Well, the little goober is going to be getting up from nap soon.

Papa and Son are off to the park for some Big Wheel practice.

Going to try to convince him there is something in this world to aim at besides my ankles.

(Most of) you all take care.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:22 PM (ECjvn)

191

Posted by: Cheetos delivery truck driver at August 11, 2011 08:16 PM (B497t)

we are getting rain here but still its been around 95 everyday for about a month here in Hot Lanta......  and fuck everyone out west and the dry heat. we have wet heat here.

Posted by: Racefan at August 11, 2011 04:23 PM (M2zKq)

192

Margret Hoover wants to demand we get the youth vote, sure Hoover we'll contest that pointless vote

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Curious Supports Obama Over Palin/Perry) at August 11, 2011 04:24 PM (D6IZ4)

193 197 Well, the little goober is going to be getting up from nap soon.

Papa and Son are off to the park for some Big Wheel practice.

Going to try to convince him there is something in this world to aim at besides my ankles.

(Most of) you all take care.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 08:22 PM (ECjvn)


Have fun, sifty.  That's a precious (and far too brief) time.  Give the little ankle bitter a hug from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:24 PM (UOM48)

194 181 Good grief.  Those lib freaks who went after Romney were animals.  Jeebus.
---
What? You mean its not normal to show up at a political event and start demanding higher taxes?

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 04:24 PM (XEK+4)

195 Bloggers are varmints down here..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:24 PM (qSoqy)

196 Ensure that your seat is in the upright position.

Posted by: andy 'release the chemjeff one' canuck at August 11, 2011 04:24 PM (oUG6f)

197 Why is Margaret Carlson orange. Literally orange. Honey, step away from the spray-tan.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 04:25 PM (mq8J2)

198 I can't wait for the open blog.  I've got all kinds of interesting shit to talk about.

Hope I can sleep tonight.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 11, 2011 07:29 PM (QKKT0)

Heh.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 11, 2011 04:25 PM (Ew27I)

199 Freaking Margaret Hoover sounds like Meggie Mac.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:25 PM (UOM48)

200 204 Why is Margaret Carlson orange. Literally orange. Honey, step away from the spray-tan.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 08:25 PM (mq8J2)

One too many Wonka bars?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:25 PM (qSoqy)

Posted by: RushBabe at August 11, 2011 04:26 PM (Ew27I)

202 196 "I hope Perry doesn't have a few and mistake Ace for a coyote" Only if Ace has so many he can't stand up. Last time THAT happened, his dog Spot had a smile on his face for days...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:26 PM (kUaEF)

203 Only if Ace has so many he can't stand up. Unless an ewok is on all fours, you can tell the difference.

Gol-damn...that's a ugly ky-yoat

BLAM!...BLAM!...BLAM!...BLAM!...BLAM!...BLAM!...click..

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:27 PM (AnTyA)

204 207 204 Why is Margaret Carlson orange. Literally orange. Honey, step away from the spray-tan. Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 08:25 PM (mq8J2) Remember when John Kerry turned orange for a while? He looked like a refugee from an old Lost in Space episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:28 PM (kUaEF)

205 Ace, if you decide to go on a jog with Perry, you might want a full body wax.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:28 PM (UOM48)

206 192 Note to TROLL: Just because there is no chaperone for the next 72 hours, that doesn't give you free reign to link gay pron.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 08:19 PM (mq8J2)

It wasn't gay porn!  It was just regular guys showing off the junk on a site, and all the ads were of guys doing eachother.  Girls go to the site not guys.  You can even send it to your officemates!  So see its not gay porn.

And anyways you're old and hope Laura Ingram gets mugged.

Posted by: ...---...---....---- at August 11, 2011 04:28 PM (GULKT)

207 Bitch a New Beginning?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 04:30 PM (soUM8)

208 @214: I've always said the great thing about lesbian porn is not having to watch another guy's hairy ass...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:31 PM (kUaEF)

209

Y-Not,

I am not questioning whether or not Perry is a viable candidate. He is better than Obama. I am thinking long term and what the consequences are of a Perry nomination.

I have legitimate concerns on whether Perry can win...it does not mean that I don't want him to win. I just happend to believe that the country we live in today Perry is going to have a tough go of it, and I think Romney has the advantage.....mainly because he will attrack more moderate Democrats and Independents.

I think that Perry will have a strong Republican and Conservative base, but that doesn't accomplish much, he is going to get that anyway and that doesn't mean he can win.

Many here are refusing to see the connection between the optics of a Perry Administration to that of GW Bush...and I disagree...It is going to be a factor.

Just the same as the optics for Romney being a Mormon, and being part of  MassCare. In a media driven country like we have today it will come down to four things:

1.) Who wins the Hair War

2.) Who wins the Media war

3.) Who has less skeletons in the closest

4.) Who has a developed plan to repeal ObamaCare, and create jobs and be able to explain it to the American People without any major Gaffs.

I think Perry is going to have a tough go of it! That.Is.All! 

Posted by: Jimi at August 11, 2011 04:31 PM (JMsOK)

210 Ok, I'm on O'Reilly tonite.  For my 3's of followers i'm going to make a great point about how the republicans need to win over gay teenagers.  I think the future is in the hands of gay teenagers, and I think Rick Perry needs to support Bert and Erneys gay marriage and they need to have sex on Sesame street and have a scat eating scene.  Thats what this country needs. 

and more gay young people

Sincerely,

Margaret Hoover

P.S. Do you remember how on earth I got this job? More gays.

Posted by: Margaret Hoover, CEO of happy pills, inc. and all around genius at August 11, 2011 04:31 PM (eXQfZ)

211 215 Bitch a New Beginning? Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 08:30 PM (soUM Together we bitch... Much.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:31 PM (kUaEF)

212 215 Bitch a New Beginning?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 08:30 PM (soUM


Curious has an on-line bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:31 PM (UOM48)

213 It's tomorrow already?

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 11, 2011 04:32 PM (K2wpv)

214

Very important question:

Who farts more, Bert or Ernie?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (qSoqy)

215 218 spot-on. well played!

that has to be the most annoying segment on Fox television programming between those two broads.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (mq8J2)

216

Speaking of taking good care of the blog, I'll be in charge of messes.

To that end, I have a big paintbrush, and gallon jugs of mayonaise and barbecue sauce.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (K2wpv)

217 I've always said the great thing about lesbian porn is not having to watch another guy's hairy ass...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 08:31 PM (kUaEF)

This, thank you!

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (4q6A5)

218 Ann Coulter for President Perry's spokesperson.

Tears and hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (UOM48)

219

All of the people who think Romney has a better chance against OBama becuase he attracts the so-called moderates....he repels the base. You'll have people sit home or go third party if Romney is the nominee.

Posted by: Rich at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (ZbP0u)

220 221 It's tomorrow already? Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 11, 2011 08:32 PM (K2wpv Overnight, yes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:33 PM (kUaEF)

221 I think Perry is going to have a tough go of it! That.Is.All!

umm. If that is all, can you please shut up about it and quit repeating yourself?

Trying to fap about OpenBlogGeddon tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:34 PM (ECjvn)

222

Margret Hoover wants to demand we get the youth vote, sure Hoover we'll contest that pointless vote

I think she is talking about you.

Posted by: Ronster at August 11, 2011 04:34 PM (2BRaG)

223

Ace of Spades, and The Blog of Tomorrow!

 

Yeah , this will pack them in. 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 11, 2011 04:34 PM (sJTmU)

224 1.) Who wins the Hair War

The driving issue of our time, yes, thank you Jimi for this astounding and remarkable insight.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2011 04:35 PM (4q6A5)

225

Toss him a pudding cup during his interview with Perry, 'kay?

Ace is interviewing Katy Perry?

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 11, 2011 04:35 PM (K2wpv)

226 216 @214: I've always said the great thing about lesbian porn is not having to watch another guy's hairy ass...
--
It seems a little fake pro-wrestlingish when the giver is also moaning.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 04:35 PM (XEK+4)

227 The most important debate of the week is now only ten minutes away.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2011 04:35 PM (GZitp)

228 Raining like a bitch up here in North Dakota right now..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (qSoqy)

229 Ann Coulter for President Perry's spokesperson.

Tears and hilarity will ensue.


With John Bolton just showing up to laugh at them from his office as Chief of Kickass.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (ECjvn)

230 Katy Perry for President AND Vice President! Two boobs for the price of one!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (kUaEF)

231 Perry would have handled those hecklers a bit differently than Mittens..

"BLAM!...BLAM!...BLAM!..you were sayin'??"

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (AnTyA)

232 Ann Coulter for President Perry's spokesperson.

Tears and hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 08:33 PM (UOM4

Only if she wears tight and short miniskirts at all her press conferences.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (4q6A5)

233 The most important debate of the week is now only ten minutes away.

Longbows vs muskets?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (soUM8)

234 Manana!!!

Posted by: cherry π at August 11, 2011 04:36 PM (OhYCU)

235 Crossbows!

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2011 04:37 PM (4q6A5)

236

According to the new Washington Post Poll which is a commie poll 70% of Americans think President Downgrade is a failure.

6. Thinking about the major problems facing the country, would you say Obama has made progress toward solving these problems, tried but failed to solve these problems, not addressed these problems, or has made these problems even worse?  
 
Made Progress - 19  
Tried but failed - 42  
Not Addressed - 7 
Made Problems Worse - 28 
No Opinion - 4 

Posted by: robtr at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (MtwBb)

237 We are who they have been not waiting for

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (qSoqy)

238 This kid is going to wake up the second the debate starts and not a second before.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (ECjvn)

239 Halberds!

Posted by: fluffy at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (4Kl5M)

240 Re the debate.  Part of me wants to crawl under the covers and hide. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (UOM48)

241 tonight's debate will be to see who my plan B after Perry might be, some are already out of the running though

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Curious Supports Obama Over Palin/Perry) at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (D6IZ4)

242 this is like a scrub league debate...it just doesn't matter

The nominee will be Rootin' Tootin' Shootin' Rick or Romney

This is just a waste of time and money

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (AnTyA)

243 Trying to fap about OpenBlogGeddon tomorrow.

Will this help?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (aYTJa)

244 It seems a little fake pro-wrestlingish when the giver is also moaning. Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 08:35 PM (XEK+4) Guys moaning like Pamela Lee Anderson in heat are annoying. Especially when it takes them forever to finish up with a chick that would have me going off like a lawn sprinkler.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:38 PM (kUaEF)

245
Sarah Palin is pitching for Texas-East tonight.  She just threw 3 curveballs (what else, huh?)

Posted by: cherry π at August 11, 2011 04:39 PM (OhYCU)

246 The sad thing is, we're never going to hear the best part of the interview with Rick Perry: the introduction. Because you know ace is going to have to tell Perry his real name. And you just know it's something shameful. "Governor Perry, it is an honor to meet you. I'm Ace from the Aces of Spades blog." "Huh. So, what's your real name?" "Governor, I try to preserve my anonymity by using a nom de plume-" "What are you - fucking six years old, 'Ace'? How about you tell me what your mama named you before I have my man toss you the fuck outta here. I've got a country to unfuck." Ace mumbles "What? Speak up, son." *sigh*"Chad, okay?! My name's Chad Winklefarb, Governor - are you happy now?!" "Let's just stick with 'Ace'."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 11, 2011 04:39 PM (lGFXF)

247 248 Re the debate. Part of me wants to crawl under the covers and hide. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 08:38 PM (UOM4 Ummm... would that be the good parts?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:39 PM (kUaEF)

248 Raining like a bitch up here in North Dakota right now..

Posted by: TexasJew

Yeah, and it will be snowing sooner than you think.  It's all that Global Warming , or Climate Change, or some kind of man-made hoodoo.

 

It's  baaaaaaaad!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 11, 2011 04:40 PM (sJTmU)

249

1.) Who wins the Hair War

2.) Who wins the Media war

3.) Who has less skeletons in the closest

4.) Who has a developed plan to repeal ObamaCare, and create jobs and be able to explain it to the American People without any major Gaffs.

I think Perry is going to have a tough go of it! That.Is.All!

1.)  Who cares?

2.)  Who cares, the media will paint any candidate as to the Right of Sarah Palin.

3.)  I bet Perry has fewer "skeletons" than Romney does.

4.)  Bullshit claims of "I will issue waivers to everyone" is not a plan to repeal Obamacare.  It step one into "modifying it into something that works" bullshit.

Posted by: ...---...---....---- at August 11, 2011 04:40 PM (GULKT)

250

dammit

/sock

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2011 04:40 PM (GULKT)

251 This is just a waste of time and money

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 08:38 PM (AnTyA)

Nah, we get to watch 8 people take shots at President Downgrade, that's always entertaining.

Posted by: robtr at August 11, 2011 04:40 PM (MtwBb)

252 254, hehe

Posted by: cherry π at August 11, 2011 04:40 PM (OhYCU)

253 Will this help?

Did Hillary get work done? Wow.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 04:41 PM (soUM8)

254 255 248 Re the debate. Part of me wants to crawl under the covers and hide.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 08:38 PM (UOM4


Ummm... would that be the good parts?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 08:39 PM (kUaEF)


Watch it.  I'll sic curious on you.  I hear that's really, really hard to get rid of.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:41 PM (UOM48)

255 One word: Megyn Kelly

Posted by: cherry π at August 11, 2011 04:41 PM (OhYCU)

256

Huntsman 2012!

Smell the excitement..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 04:41 PM (qSoqy)

257 235 The most important debate of the week is now only ten minutes away.

Yawn.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 11, 2011 04:42 PM (EL+OC)

258

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 11, 2011 08:39 PM (lGFXF)

Ace seems more like a Chet.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2011 04:43 PM (4q6A5)

259

fuck you Perry lovers! go Romney!

he's more conservative and has better hair! you Texas hillbillies!

Posted by: Jimmi Know It All at August 11, 2011 04:43 PM (D6IZ4)

260 Trying to fap about OpenBlogGeddon tomorrow.

Will this help?


No offense, but I hate Jenny McCarthy with a passion usually reserved for mice eating my eyeballs. She's a brain dead cunt who helped waste millions of dollars on bullshit made-up theories about autism. She should be riding a chola's broomstick in prison for her evil bullshit.

Maybe if you gave me the rig from the movie Seven I would tap that. Maybe.

But thanks for the thought. Your heart is in the right place.




Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 04:43 PM (ECjvn)

261 235 The most important debate of the week is now only ten minutes away. Did I remember to turn off the stove?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:43 PM (kUaEF)

262 There is a sidebar link that says "WH (ethnically) cleanses its website of references to Jerusalem being definitively tied to the Jewish homeland."  The link does not work and hasn't been fixed yet (that link has been up for days now).

I'd like to read the story so can "Truman North" please fix it?

Posted by: steveha at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (TMG3G)

263 This is just a waste of time and money

Posted by: beedubya

Jobs created or saved! Plus, it's try-out camp for Vice President.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (sJTmU)

264 Did Hillary get work done? Wow.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 08:41 PM (soUM


Did you scroll down and see Padma?? yowza

Posted by: beedubya at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (AnTyA)

265 I wasn't here for 2008. Were people this excited about Fred Thompson? I doubt it.

Posted by: Joffen at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (SoXsH)

266 184 And again with the self-aware spam. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 08:14 PM (UOM4 Wow.  I have been liking this blog after being gone for so long.  I have learned so much and will bookmark for a later return.  Also, a few morons need to hit the tip jar.

Posted by: ePub Magical Quoting TipJar Bot at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (xDADn)

267 Crap, FOX News live has the annoying live chat going with the video.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (GZitp)

268 264 Huntsman 2012! Smell the excitement.. Posted by: TexasJew at August 11, 2011 08:41 PM (qSoqy) Oh, that was me again. Sowwy...

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 11, 2011 04:44 PM (kUaEF)

269


Who's going to distract curious?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 07:51 PM (UOM4

I think she is already distracted, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 11, 2011 04:45 PM (nEMLy)

270 Did you scroll down and see Padma??

I was already spent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 11, 2011 04:45 PM (soUM8)

271

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 08:43 PM (ECjvn)

Damn, I forgot about that anti-vaccine/autism bullshit she pulled.  Mea culpa and my apologies.

I'll try better next time, promise! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 04:45 PM (aYTJa)

272 Live debate blog up.  I beat you morons.  Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2011 04:45 PM (UOM48)

273

BOLD PREDICTION

Curious pops up like nothing happened, slams Obama not noting her support against Perry and Palin over him, keeps linking and trying to change subject, starts calling moronettes mean bitches, and demands apologies or she'll filter you

PS- MEGYN GET THE FUCK OVER GALLAGHERS BAD JOKE

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Curious Supports Obama Over Palin/Perry) at August 11, 2011 04:46 PM (D6IZ4)

274 Sifty, If anything, you're too soft on Jenny McCarthy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 11, 2011 04:46 PM (lGFXF)

275 Hoping Ron Paul does the pouty lip thing. Getting ready now.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 04:46 PM (XEK+4)

276

Huntsman 2012!

Smell the excitement..

I wondered what that was.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 11, 2011 04:47 PM (Ew27I)

277

Huntsman 2012!

Smell the excitement..  excrement..

Posted by: TexasJew

 

That's actually how I read it when I first glanced at the comment...

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 11, 2011 04:47 PM (sJTmU)

278 PS- MEGYN GET THE FUCK OVER GALLAGHERS BAD JOKE Somewhere along the line, Megyn Kelly forgot her role as wonderful blonde eye candy and started taking herself WAY too seriously.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 04:48 PM (kUaEF)

279 Could be an epic week for Wisconsin, Stricker shot a 63 and is leading the PGA, the Brewers have yet to lose and there was some sort of election victory Tuesday.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2011 04:49 PM (GZitp)

280 286 PS- MEGYN GET THE FUCK OVER GALLAGHERS BAD JOKE

Somewhere along the line, Megyn Kelly forgot her role as wonderful blonde eye candy and started taking herself WAY too seriously.
--
She still trying to impress Brit Hume.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 04:50 PM (XEK+4)

281 We much, we much, we much.  We much increase our much.

Posted by: Al Sharpton Reads Judy Blume at August 11, 2011 04:50 PM (46G99)

282 Time to warm up the pinheads!  Take that pudding away from them!

Posted by: Frank Luntz at August 11, 2011 04:51 PM (MMC8r)

283 Paraphrasing Barach Obama in Michigan today: "Boy, Washington sure is broken isn't it? Whew boy! I'm sure glad I didn't have anything to do with it cuz ya'll are about fed up! Those Democrats and Republicans are going to have to start listening to us, and I'm going to need your help to make sure our voices are heard!' This asshole has no shame.

Posted by: Spiker at August 11, 2011 04:52 PM (4t9J5)

284 235 The most important debate of the week is now only ten minutes away.

Did I remember to turn off the stove?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 08:43 PM (kUaEF)

Yes, but your curling iron is smelling a little funny.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 11, 2011 04:52 PM (Ew27I)

285

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 08:48 PM (kUaEF)

+1

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Curious Supports Obama Over Palin/Perry) at August 11, 2011 04:54 PM (D6IZ4)

286

Who farts more, Bert or Ernie?

Posted by: TexasJew

Ernie's a bottom. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 11, 2011 04:56 PM (lRyWE)

287 222

Very important question:

Who farts more, Bert or Ernie?

--

Bawny.

Followup question - What do you get when you cross Bert and Ernie?

Posted by: Jimmah at August 11, 2011 05:01 PM (XEK+4)

288 @95, Jane,

I will!

I have a little problem though.  I don't want to "distract" her...um ...I want to take the bitch down. ;-)

Posted by: jwm at August 11, 2011 05:03 PM (spEu4)

289

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTEA at August 11, 2011 08:43 PM (ECjvn)

Damn, I forgot about that anti-vaccine/autism bullshit she pulled.  Mea culpa and my apologies.

I'll try better next time, promise! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 11, 2011 08:45 PM (aYTJa)

Yeah remember before she got deep into the anti-vaccine BS, she started promoting her son as the next step in human evolution and some kind of star-child? Forgot the actual term she used, but that is some weapons grade crazy right there.

Posted by: Thank You very must at August 11, 2011 05:12 PM (eXQfZ)

290 Yeah remember before she got deep into the anti-vaccine BS, she started promoting her son as the next step in human evolution and some kind of star-child? Forgot the actual term she used, but that is some weapons grade crazy right there. Posted by: Thank You very must at August 11, 2011 09:12 PM (eXQfZ) What, starting out butt naked in Playboy doesn't make one an authority on autism and vaccines? Who'd a thunk!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 05:23 PM (kUaEF)

291 Ernie's a bottom. 'Nuff said. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 11, 2011 08:56 PM (lRyWE) I've heard he takes the hand up the ass.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 11, 2011 05:25 PM (kUaEF)

292 I think we overloaded the liveblog.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2011 06:06 PM (GULKT)

293 I kick all yo asses.

Posted by: newt at August 11, 2011 07:07 PM (zfS0X)

294 I will suck Obamas eyeballs out and skull fuck his empty cranium.

Posted by: newt at August 11, 2011 07:09 PM (zfS0X)

295 Hey what about me....?  I largely kicked some libtard ass, no....?

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