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December 15, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Solitary Voice Edition
— Ace

Hey it's a new experience to actually post the ONT for once. Sadly I'm kind of tapped out after today so you'll have entertain yourselves like you usually do.

The Minimum Legal Age For Men to Marry Across the World
So I wonder if kids from the Congo sneak over to the Sudan to get married. And I'm sure that Saudi Arabia will have some fancy socio-religious-cause-we're-rich reason for having no marriage age, but hey they're an aberration even by arab standards. You can see the woman's chart here.

Shoe Mania? Women 'more likely to remember first pair of shoes rather than first kiss'
Maybe not so shocking if you've been reading the ONT for a while.

Houses In The Middle Of Nowhere
Still nothing beats the secret lighthouse I live in. And by lighthouse I mean a cramped walk-up apartment.

Style Guidelines for Suicide Notes
"No matter how strong the urge, do not add a P.S. quip. It just looks desperate, and you don't want to seem desperate in a suicide note."

Hipsters Vs. the Hasidic in Williamsburg
Okay I think the Hasidics are in the wrong here, but hipsters are so damn annoying and pretentious I can't bring myself to defend them.

Pie eating competitors to be drug tested
For drugs and artificial lubricants

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Posted by: Ace at 05:48 PM | Comments (962)
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1 whoa - am I first?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 05:48 PM (F+U5/)

2 I missed my chance in Brazil!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:49 PM (I3Udb)

3 I just heard Andrew Breitbart is being subpeoned? Anyone else hear about that?

Posted by: jewells at December 15, 2009 05:49 PM (lv7H+)

chemace, love it!

xoxo,

lACEy

Posted by: lACEyunderalls at December 15, 2009 05:49 PM (Swn/F)

5 and wow the first comment is before the timestamp on the post

weird temporal anomalies going on here

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (F+U5/)

6 I have no clue as to my first pair of shoes. I do, however, remember my first kiss very well. I don't believe that study/article for a second.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (I/mtr)

hahah! aceprof, too

today's threads were hilaaaaaaarious. I'm sorry I missed most of the fun

Posted by: lACEyunderalls at December 15, 2009 05:50 PM (Swn/F)

8 What, aces! Boy, I'm so confused reading the posts here today.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (gofDd)

9 The oenultimate "house in the middle of nowhere" looks like Agore's Secret CastleÂ™

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (I3Udb)

10 What's the joke with the Chemace and aceproof monikers???

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 05:51 PM (I/mtr)

11 Ooops the penultimate "house in the middle of nowhere" looks like Algore's Secret CastleÂ™

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (I3Udb)

12 Are there satanic kittehs? Or sexy shoes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 15, 2009 05:52 PM (UOM48)

13 My first kiss was my uncle's neighbor's little boy. We only saw each other on New Year's and we thought, at age 6, it was funny to kiss at midnight.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (gofDd)

14 lacey, you should just be aceyunderalls.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (I3Udb)

15 Sassypants, we're all Ace today. We've all been stewing in his cerebral juices.

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 05:53 PM (F+U5/)

16 Oh, I get it. Maet didn't post tonight. As usual, I tend to skip over most of the words. Sorry.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 05:54 PM (I/mtr)

Wherestheace

Sassy, er, Sacessy, it was a take on everyone sockin' it to him w/their socks. Go back and start with the Andi Sullivan threads (he has ghost bloggers that he never admitted to). So everyone's been posting as ace today in his absence.

Posted by: lACEyunderalls at December 15, 2009 05:54 PM (Swn/F)

18 I remember my first pair of Jellies like it was yesterday. Bubblegum pink.

Posted by: crystal at December 15, 2009 05:54 PM (KVSUW)

19 What's the joke with the Chemace and aceproof monikers???

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 09:51 PM (I/mtr)

--We have just been socking "ace" all day since "he" was upposedly "absent" yet "posting" under "his" "name."

[maybe went crazy with the scare quotes]

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:55 PM (I3Udb)

20 Satanic Kitteh

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 05:55 PM (F+U5/)

21 Oh, and this peeved me today. I was at Borders looking for a book to get my dad for Xmas (ended up getting the Secret Service tell all -- read some of it in line and it looks juicy and it confirms that Reagan was a nice guy as were the Bushes) and I was browsing the non fiction new paperbacks. I see Sarah Palin's face on the cover and I think it's a new book, but no. It was that retarded lookalike the Demented Left released to fool people. I couldn't find her book ANYWHERE on the main floor displays. They did have Glenn Beck's newest book and Mark Levin displayed. But no Sarah Palin book. I won't be going back to Borders anytime soon.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 05:55 PM (gofDd)

Good point, aceprof!

Done and done.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (Swn/F)

23 Pssst, Sassy, it was Maet, but... it's not.

Think about it, man.

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (YX6i/)

24 Thanks lACEey, and Aceprof.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (I/mtr)

25 I give stewing in ace's cerebral juices a B+

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (gofDd)

26 What's a sockpuppet?

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 05:56 PM (IRsHv)

27 By the way, wattsupwiththat has already replied to the lame "New" "Scientist" "Denialgate" "rebuttal"

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (I3Udb)

28 SP calls Awnald out in her latest FB post...

She's definitely carving out a nice "center" position in the AGW debate.

How delicious if the sacredest of sacred cows of the left gets SP the presidency because she makes sense to people who aren't Gaia drones, but do want to consider themselves conservationist and environmentally prudent?

Posted by: The Hammer at December 15, 2009 05:57 PM (YBTwf)

29 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

Posted by: Beppo at December 15, 2009 05:58 PM (CvvEA)

30 Why is Governor Schwarzenegger pushing for the same sorts of policies in Copenhagen that have helped drive his state into record deficits and unemployment? Perhaps he will recall that I live in our nationÂ’s only Arctic state and that I was among the first governors to create a sub-cabinet to deal specifically with climate change. While I and all Alaskans witness the impacts of changes in weather patterns firsthand, I have repeatedly said that we canÂ’t primarily blame manÂ’s activities for those changes. And while I did look for practical responses to those changes, what I didnÂ’t do was hamstring AlaskaÂ’s job creators with burdensome regulations so that I could act Â“greener than thouÂ” when talking to reporters.

- Sarah Palin

Posted by: Dan at December 15, 2009 05:58 PM (KZraB)

31 Sassy, you should be "acepants" or "Sassyace"

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 05:59 PM (gofDd)

32 Thanks, but I'll just stick with "Sassy".

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (I/mtr)

33 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

Posted by: Beppo at December 15, 2009 09:58 PM (CvvEA)

--?

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (I3Udb)

WTR WTA,

I feel your pain on that. My friend told me she was at a local grocery store and saw Palin's book on sale with a sign on it that said , "Buy me, pllleeeeeeeeeesase. Half off!". She took her business elsewhere.

Whem I'm at a bookstore or a library I will turn around every O book that I see or stick a Coulter or Savage book in front of his (same goes for Lady O).

I do it because I'ma petty, petty person. You might even call me an acehole.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (Swn/F)

35 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

Posted by: Beppo at December 15, 2009 09:58 PM (CvvEA)

You mean like your chicken cacciatore?

Posted by: Buca Di Ace at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (YX6i/)

36 Damn. I is tarred. Good naght.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (UOM48)

37 Well, hey there!

Posted by: katya at December 15, 2009 06:00 PM (JRz84)

38 Why is Governor Schwarzenegger pushing for the same sorts of policies in Copenhagen that have helped drive his state into record deficits and unemployment? Because he's a sissy man. Simple as that.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:01 PM (gofDd)

39 Acey -- that's funny. I do the exact same thing in bookstores. lol.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:01 PM (I/mtr)

40 Damn. I is tarred. Good naght.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 15, 2009 10:00 PM (UOM4

--Good night, Jane "Ace" D'oh!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:01 PM (I3Udb)

41 Good evening all. Really dig the island, but would want to expand the house a bit.

Posted by: Ace Cassill, Pet Defective at December 15, 2009 06:02 PM (OS2KR)

42 Hi, katyace!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:02 PM (I3Udb)

43 My first kiss was Lee Penstrum in the 6th grade.

Posted by: katya at December 15, 2009 06:02 PM (JRz84)

44 Anyone else have problems with how NRO is showing up in Firefox and IE7?

I need a fix from stewing in my own juices...

Posted by: acemeworry? at December 15, 2009 06:02 PM (T2k+0)

45 TO THE MOON!

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 15, 2009 06:03 PM (cMo6P)

46 Whem I'm at a bookstore or a library I will turn around every O book that I see or stick a Coulter or Savage book in front of his (same goes for Lady O). I didn't think of that! I was browsing the politics section too and they had teh Won's books, facing out of course, but they had Levin's book out, too. I thought about defacing teh Won's book, just for funsies. Next time I'll try to remember to turn it around, heehee. I bought Sarah Palin's book on my drive from NY to home. We stopped at a Barnes and Noble outside of St. Louis specifically to buy her book, lol. Costco still isn't carrying it as far as I know...

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:03 PM (gofDd)

47 43 - well, see here -- that's the question. First kiss ever? Cause yeah, I kissed boys all the time and vice versa, when I was a little kid. But I thought they meant - first real french kiss, Katya.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:03 PM (I/mtr)

48 Note to Brooke Hogan Advertiser: Diet works but damn she's gotta big head.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (8zsWd)

49 'sup homies. Today sucked. Between B+ and the acepuppet show, I didn't get ANY work done. I'll have to double-up tomorrow.

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (9Lm5R)

50 I was late to the kissing game

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (I3Udb)

51 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

Why on Earth would we do that? It's 3 million degrees down there.

Posted by: Ace MacTavish at December 15, 2009 06:04 PM (554T5)

52 Good night, jane! Hi, katya!

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (gofDd)

53 _{re: auger it into the dirt.}

_{Yeah. We get that alot around here.}

Posted by: acerStickerist at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (ruzrP)

54 I messed up my name

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (cMo6P)

Jane's melatonin must've kicked in early.

Speaking of, this story will make your stomach turn......

Big news here today is that a daycare (a church daycare!) is investigating a few employees that were grinding up melatonin and putting in candy they were giving to the kids so they would sleep better. It's a natural drug, yes, but what would possess these people to even think that's right. And the parents weren't even notified in a proper manner--they sent a letter home with the kids.

I could not believe that when I heard it.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (Swn/F)

56 My first kiss was my kindergarten teacher in my first week.

Posted by: Lee Penstrum at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (QECjC)

57 Hi, aceprof!

Posted by: katyace at December 15, 2009 06:05 PM (JRz84)

58 That's awful, Acey. Dreadful. The stuff kind of knocks me out on 6 milligrams. Wonder how much they were putting in the kids candy.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:06 PM (I/mtr)

59 I want to comment on the first kiss/shoes topic, but what I want to say is... too early for the ONT.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (cMo6P)

60 ONT brought to you by laptop batteries.

Posted by: Acer Comps at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (8zsWd)

61 I do indeed, rock. And I rule, as well.

Posted by: PalinAce at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (92zkk)

62 I heard Schwarzenegger say on a tape from Rush this afternoon say that the world could learn from California about the advantages of curbing manmade polution and how it has made his State better at no cost this his State!

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (kmgIE)

63 Who the hell remembers their first pair of shoes? That would be like being able to remember your first poop. Jeez.

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:07 PM (9Wv2j)

64 I heard Schwarzenegger say on a tape from Rush this afternoon say that the world could learn from California about the advantages of curbing manmade polution and how it has made his State better at no cost this his State! I'll bet you $5 that there are Dems in this state that actually believe that.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:08 PM (gofDd)

65 Some of those houses look nice. One row looked like theywere on Cape Breton Island. What a gorgeous place.

Speaking of Climate Scientology, a poster on (I think) American Thinker made a good point: If the UN is so damn convinced of the danger of global warming nad the oceans rising, why have they not made any plans whatsoever to move their headquarters inland, to a higher altitude? They are nowhere near practicing what they're preaching!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:08 PM (I3Udb)

66 Is it safe?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 06:08 PM (PD1tk)

67 First real kiss? Mr. katya on our second (?) date.

Posted by: katyace at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (JRz84)

68 I also just ordered "The Bias Against Guns" by John Lott from Barnes and Noble. Anyone read it?

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (gofDd)

69 Now is 66 really Ace, or someone pretending to be Ace. I'm really confused with what's going on. Mainly because I haven't read the other threads. Was busy all day.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (I/mtr)

70 "I bought Sarah Palin's book on my drive from NY to home. We stopped at a Barnes and Noble outside of St. Louis specifically to buy her book, lol. Costco still isn't carrying it as far as I know..." The Costco near me has it, great big stacks of the books prominently displayed... right next to Glenn Beck's latest. 'Course, I'm in Texas, so...

Posted by: AngelEm at December 15, 2009 06:09 PM (brCzq)

71 They didn't say. Mystry did you hear the daycare story yet?

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:10 PM (Swn/F)

72 yo yo yo

Posted by: ace, fluffier than ever at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (SwkdU)

73 Stroker Ace? Burt Reynolds? Anyone?

Posted by: 48%er at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (QOE7k)

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 10:09 PM (I/mtr)

I will Banhammer you for that. It's way over the line.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (8zsWd)

75 You need laptop battery for house minimum nowhere hipsters

Posted by: laptop-aces at December 15, 2009 06:11 PM (I3Udb)

76 Ok, so it's anybody posting as Ace. This is getting annoying.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:12 PM (I/mtr)

77 I would live in any of those places, except the 7th and the 11th, which look scary. The others look divine!

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:12 PM (9Wv2j)

78 I'll bet you $5 that there are Dems in this state that actually believe that.

Oh yeah. The only question is how many million of them there are.

Posted by: Ace Cassill, Pet Defective at December 15, 2009 06:12 PM (OS2KR)

I also just ordered "The Bias Against Guns" by John Lott from Barnes and Noble. Anyone read it?

I'll bet B&N just hates when they make good sales on conservative books.

Posted by: katyace at December 15, 2009 06:12 PM (JRz84)

80 The way they photo'd the ramshackle wooden house on the lake, the ninth one down: they need to zoom out more. It looks like any ol' house on the Mississippi Delta. There's probably a whole population of Cajuns just off-camera.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 15, 2009 06:13 PM (04p0/)

81 Sadly, Sassy, they are! I think it will go back to normal tomorrow. I know my name will be. I have a short shelf-life for these types of jokes.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (Swn/F)

82 Oh yeah. The only question is how many million of them there are. Miiiiillions and miiiiillions.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (gofDd)

83 29 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

Posted by: Beppo at December 15, 2009 09:58 PM (CvvEA)

It's the process of auguring it into the dirt that saves it and makes it even funnier. Besides, what would you know about comedy? You have a head full of semen!

Posted by: Ace in San Diego at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (F09Uo)

84 The post trashing the "New" "Scientist" "article"

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (I3Udb)

85 Hiding popular conservative books in bookstores is par for the course in SoCal. See it all the time. The one that gets to me is Leo Strauss (one of the founders of neo-conservatism). I check inventory at the local Borders for his stuff all the time, and it's ALWAYS mis-shelved. Pretty sure that we have some hippie Joo-haters.

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 06:14 PM (9Lm5R)

I'll bet B&N just hates when they make good sales on conservative books.

Try finding a guns and ammo magazine there. Good luck

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (8zsWd)

87 I'll bet B&N just hates when they make good sales on conservative books. I was hoping I could pick it up in store because I have a coupon but they were out of stock...

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (gofDd)

88 Hey all, Jane Ace D'oh, how's your son? Been thinking about you guys with all the Afghan talk. Hope he's well. First kiss-I was 15, he was 23 and an Air Force Officer. Our parents knew each other very well, so they were okay with us dating. But I married a Marine. A better kisser. And other things. First shoes? Do they mean what I wore as a baby? Or the first pair I bought myself? Parameters, people, parameters . (And my first pair of "shoes" were David Evins Pumps that I got for sorority rush. Gorgeous pumps, and I ended up with virtually every pair they made, including stompy boots. Sadly, the company folded.)

Posted by: mokimacey at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (IrV7s)

89 Imagine what happens, tomorrow. I don't think Ace understands what he's started.

Posted by: Acellahpundit at December 15, 2009 06:15 PM (YX6i/)

90 #71 aceunderalls Sorry, no. Only the comment made here on the ONT. First I heard of it. What person would even think of that?

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (kmgIE)

91 You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only Ace I've ever had And if I say I wanna set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me (Dr. Ace) They call me Dr. Ace (calling Dr. Ace) I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Ace)

Posted by: Doctor Ace at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (rzJpR)

92 Peaches 63: I remember being five years old in the car, inspecting my shoes. The right shoe had the word "RIGHT" and the left shoe, "LEFT". They were brightly coloured as well; the cutest little things. Somehow the shoes didn't get thrown out so I still had them in the closet until we moved out, when I was eight. Memories last longer if you have physical objects to associate them with...

Posted by: Zimriel at December 15, 2009 06:17 PM (04p0/)

Ahoy, polloi.

Just got home and settled from the Code Red protest. Have the interwebs been buzzing about Lieberman's staff threatening to call the cops on visitors to his office? The head of Americans For Prosperity said he was going to go viral with it.

Posted by: RushBabaces at December 15, 2009 06:17 PM (LKkE8)

94 I tru=ied to think of an ace sock but "stacee" wouldn't cut it.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:17 PM (6kvzb)

95 I remember my first pair of stompy boots. They were Jem and Holograms snow boots. No need for it in SoCal of course, but I loved wearing them.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (gofDd)

96 Smoke me kipper. I'll be back for breakfast.

Posted by: Ace Rimmer at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (YX6i/)

97 What i don't get are the dudes that will go to a bookstore and check out the skin mags. Am i tempted to? Yes, yes i am, but i don't because it's weird to be looking at cooters with all those people around, plus the obvious issue with acquiring a boner. Aren't they embarrassed at all?

Posted by: koopy can't think of a way to incorporate ace into his name at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (XllG0)

98 tru-ied?isn't that a line in the themes song to "The Jefferson's"?

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (6kvzb)

99 Sassy, Ace let the cat out of the bag today, Dave, Gabriel, and DrewM don't exist. He made them up to sound like he had friends.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 06:18 PM (8zsWd)

100 Wassup?

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 06:19 PM (sey23)

101 First kiss and first shoes ???? Now my first dollar? That I still have! (not really)

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 06:19 PM (kmgIE)

102 What? No official mention of Bacon?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (erIg9)

103 I'll never forget my first kiss. I was 29 years old and I was in cleaning the back seat of my Geo when my first cousin opened the car door...

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (cMo6P)

104 97 I remember the last time I bought a skin mag.It was at a newstand coming home from work and the damn guy was slow about it with a woman coming(he didn't understand much English).He wound up giving me an S&M fetish mag instead of what I wanted.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:20 PM (6kvzb)

105 I remember my first kiss. Vividly. Despite multiple bleach treatments and hypnosis.

It's not a good sign when the first-timer is the great kisser in the duo.

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 06:21 PM (sey23)

106 I remember being five years old in the car, inspecting my shoes. The right shoe had the word "RIGHT" and the left shoe, "LEFT".

Zimriel, that is sooooo cute! All I ever had were those little red buckle kind with the perforations. There weren't a lot of options for kids shoes back in the 50s. Never had sneakers until I was older, though. Or jeans, come to think of it. My mom disapproved of them.

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:21 PM (9Wv2j)

107 How long has this been going on?

Posted by: Aces at December 15, 2009 06:21 PM (I3Udb)

108 89 Imagine what happens, tomorrow. I don't think Ace understands what he's started.

Posted by: Acellahpundit at December 15, 2009 10:15 PM (YX6

Just dont forget to take off your sockpuppet in the morning

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer at December 15, 2009 06:21 PM (8zsWd)

109 106 Could be worse.I got jeans..but they were "Huskies"from K Mart.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:22 PM (6kvzb)

110 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.

It's Pitiless Perseverance in Pursuit of the Pointless

Posted by: Acer Laptops at December 15, 2009 06:23 PM (xCBQ4)

111
Ima sockpuppert bandit!

Posted by: toby928 at December 15, 2009 06:23 PM (Uf4aV)

112 109 A wide array of colors too.Crap brown and booger green ahh the 70's.....Some of the clothes I wore would constitute child abuse today.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:24 PM (6kvzb)

113 107 How long has this been going on?

Posted by: Aces at December 15, 2009 10:21 PM (I3Udb)

Thanks dick. I had to open a new tab to keep the video on and get back to ONT.

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer at December 15, 2009 06:24 PM (8zsWd)

114 So, we'll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.

For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the hearth must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.

Though the night was made for loving,
And the days return too soon,
Yet we'll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon.

--Lord Byron

Posted by: Monty at December 15, 2009 06:25 PM (ifAMf)

115 How long has this been going on?
Posted by: Aces

You ask the wrong question. You should ask: how long will these morons keep this going on?

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:25 PM (cMo6P)

116 Ace is here. Let's get this party started.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Ace #14 at December 15, 2009 06:25 PM (Cafqf)

117

Why, back in my day we knew how to really auger. Not this pansy e-augering nowadays.

Damn kids. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:25 PM (IRsHv)

118
I make poots with bad spelling and make my victims look stupid!

hahahhahhhaahhahahaha

Posted by: Dagny at December 15, 2009 06:25 PM (Uf4aV)

119

Evening A& A's....sadly my time to carouse is almost up tonight!

Posted by: Ace in San Antonio(Not The other Ace!) at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (sXEVG)

120 You know, I honestly can't remember my first kiss with certainty.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (QECjC)

121 117 Dick Cheney doesn't need an auger.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (6kvzb)

122 84 The post trashing the "New" "Scientist" "article"

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (I3Udb)

The larger science mags like New Scientist and Scientific American have become leftwing shills.

A commenter on that site also complained about the Geological Society orf America's "position paper" on AGW. It was pure ignorant crap, and I also cancelled my membership. I understand bullshit "Climate Scientists" lying, but geologists are not supposed to be that stupid.

It's the academic and state-employed geologists who are the scummy whores on this. We professional geologists aren't buying it.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (EdTc9)

123 109 A wide array of colors too.Crap brown and booger green ahh the 70's.....Some of the clothes I wore would constitute child abuse today.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 10:24 PM (6kvzb)

Try this one on for sizes. For a family photo at about 8-years of age, my mother dressed me in a collared polo shirt... with a collared dress shirt underneath and the collar over the polo collar. I mean, seriously.

Posted by: Ribbed Aces at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (YX6i/)

124

Thanks dick. I had to open a new tab to keep the video on and get back to ONT.

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer at December 15, 2009 10:24 PM (8zsWd)

--It's not my fault it's such an awesome song, and so apropos.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (I3Udb)

125 Cripes, steevy, sounds like a tough childhood.

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM (9Wv2j)

126

The first kiss is what I remember. No one can remember their first pair of shoes, that's just silly.

The first pair I can remember loving were jelly shoes! So 1984!

As for the kiss, I can remember chasing a boy on the soccer field. I tripped him on purpose, then kissed him.

It worked at age six. It works today. Why change the approach?

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM (Swn/F)

127 I went to a newsstand to look at a copy of Playboy for a legit reason. My karate instructor is a cop for LAPD and he was involved in busting a Russian prostitution ring in Hollywood. (He speaks Russian because his wife is Russian and his parents were Russian Jews.) He was interviewed for the article so I wanted to read it. The guy at the newsstand looked at me funny when I asked if I could see it. When I stood there just reading the article, he said, "I didn't know you were actually going to read it!"

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM (gofDd)

128 Did somebody say... Banhammer?

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM (QECjC)

129 120 Me either but probably 7th grade.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM (6kvzb)

130 Ace: Hah! Five aces! What you got?
Ace: Five aces..
Ace: Me too....
Ace: Hmm.....

Ace: I know, let's try a game of war instead!!

Posted by: someace at December 15, 2009 06:28 PM (22if9)

131 127 Playboy is nothing.No problem buying Playboy.Try buying a copy of Juggs.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:29 PM (6kvzb)

132 @126: Hey, wait a minute there, acey! *rubs sore knee*

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:29 PM (QECjC)

133 Rush's 2010 plan for the GOP:
o Confront Democrats With Conservatism.
o No More RINO's.
o Pledge to Reverse and Repeal Obamacare.
o Nationalize House and Senate Races.
o Shut Down Government If Necessary.

Can't argue with any of it.

Posted by: Ace's latest holiday STD at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (EL+OC)

134 Jelly shoes! I remember those! My favorite pair were sparkly and pink. (Of course.) Didn't they make a comeback recently albeit briefly?

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (gofDd)

135 I don't specifically remember my first kiss, but I remember the aftermath of making out with a mouthful of old-style metal braces. Not fun.

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (9Wv2j)

136

As for the kiss, I can remember chasing a boy on the soccer field. I tripped him on purpose, then kissed him. Posted by: aceyunderalls

Adorable.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:30 PM (cMo6P)

137 125 The 70's were tough for everyone.I only had to get through 8 years of that crap decade at least,mostly too young to know how crappy it was.I do remeber getting Department of Energy comics in school about depletion of all energy sources scared the hell out of me.1st Grade maybe?Carter was great eh?

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:31 PM (6kvzb)

138 On the real side...after 35 years I have decided to go back to college next semester. I am gonna need a new laptop. Maybe an Acer?

Posted by: AceFearsMe at December 15, 2009 06:31 PM (4YamK)

139 Word in Copenhagen is that Bill McKibben can auger... WITH HIS MIND.

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:31 PM (IRsHv)

140 My first kiss was Hot. Well not the Kiss, the Girl she was Hot. Like the kinda hot you remember 6 months prior to you 20 yr reunion that need to get your ass in shapeand you just saw her on that classmates site.

Posted by: Ace of at December 15, 2009 06:31 PM (8zsWd)

141

I donÂ’t remember my first first kiss, but I remember my first meaningful kiss.

I donÂ’t remember my first pair of shoes, but I remember my first meaningful shoe purchase.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

142 134 Feet must sweat something awful.In those Croc things too.Pheww!

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (6kvzb)

143 Feet must sweat something awful.In those Croc things too.Pheww! I think I only wore them to the pool or to the beach. But it was so long ago I don't remember. Crocs are uuuuuuugly. Won't catch me dead in those.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:33 PM (gofDd)

144 I would take anyone of those remote residences, I saw smoke from a neighbor's chimney this weekend up at the mountain redoubt. Looks like I need to move further out.

Posted by: Acer Laptops at December 15, 2009 06:33 PM (xCBQ4)

145 BTW, any fans of TWQ here? Gregg was overall balanced, and I agreed with him 90% (my beef is I'm not as sold on the warmig as he, and he harped a little too much on the illegality of the "hacked" e-mails --ummm, Pentagon Papers, anyone?). Although he's a liberal, he seems much more closely aligned to Lomborg than to Gore.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:33 PM (I3Udb)

146 I remember my first kiss and also the color of the underwear she was wearing. Was that not part of the question?

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (Vu6sl)

147 Gibraltar gets its rocks off in the Miss World Pageant.

Posted by: Wyatt Ace at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (p2dT7)

148 134 Jelly shoes! I remember those! My favorite pair were sparkly and pink. (Of course.) Didn't they make a comeback recently albeit briefly?

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 10:30 PM (gofDd)

Mine were the Green ones. Oh I loved them.

Posted by: Ace of ONT at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (8zsWd)

149 68 I also just ordered "The Bias Against Guns" by John Lott from Barnes and Noble. Anyone read it?

I did. It's very statistics-y. It put me to sleep.

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 06:34 PM (F+U5/)

150 Oop, thatwas supposed to be TMQ in #145.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:35 PM (I3Udb)

151 Last time i bought a skin mag was when i came home drunk off my ass one night and still had a few bucks, so i bought a mag and one of those nasty microwaveable cheeseburgers. Thing is, i bought it at the convenience store next to my apartment building and was a regular customer there so all the clerks knew me and for the next year they would always ask me if i wanted a skin mag whenever i went in there. Bastids.

Posted by: koopy can't think of a way to incorporate ace into his name at December 15, 2009 06:35 PM (XllG0)

152 146 I remember my first kiss and also the color of the underwear she was wearing. Was that not part of the question?

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 10:34 PM (Vu6sl)

You see some people are just naturally funny.

Posted by: Ace of 2000 post thread at December 15, 2009 06:35 PM (8zsWd)

153 is today a holiday?

Posted by: acepalooza at December 15, 2009 06:36 PM (SwkdU)

154 Gibraltar gets its rocks off in the Miss World Pageant.

Posted by: Wyatt Ace at December 15, 2009 10:34 PM (p2dT7)

--Mexican babe was prettier, and probably did not sport a penis.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (I3Udb)

155 I did. It's very statistics-y. It put me to sleep. Crap. I was hoping it would be more interesting than that.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (gofDd)

156

The Croc fad lasted far too long. Far too long. Kids worse them, fine. Fugly, but fine. Adults wearing them however? Why?

I had pink jelly shoes too, wherestheace! Mine weren't sparkly but I know the shoes you were referring to.

Do you moronettes remember the Dr. Scholl's clog shoes? I actually have a pair now. They are so uncomfortable and hostile to walk in, but so damn cute.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (Swn/F)

157 probably did not sport a penis.
Posted by: aceprof

Damn your impossibly high standards!

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:37 PM (cMo6P)

158 is today a holiday?

Posted by: acepalooza at December 15, 2009 10:36 PM (SwkdU)

--Do you have to ask?

Posted by: Ace Sandler at December 15, 2009 06:38 PM (I3Udb)

159 154 is today a holiday?

Posted by: acepalooza at December 15, 2009 10:36 PM (SwkdU)

No but Tomorrow should be... work sucks!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 06:38 PM (8zsWd)

160 154 is today a holiday?

Posted by: acepalooza at December 15, 2009 10:36 PM (SwkdU)

Yes, it's AceGiving day!

Posted by: Ace in San Diego at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (F09Uo)

161 Acey - I bought a pair of Dr. Scholl's about 5 years ago in Provincetown, and love, love them. I wear them everywhere in the summer. They're great for leg toning.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (I/mtr)

162 157 I remember my sister and cousins wearing them.I also remember my sister with a Dorothy Hamill haircut.The blackmail money helps me pay the bills.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:39 PM (6kvzb)

163 Buying a skin mag isn't a problem....buying all the other random shit to cover for it, that can get to be hard on the pocketbook.

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (9Lm5R)

164 My first kiss was on a ferry going from Seattle to Vancouver, WA with my family for vacation. There were kids on board who had won a prize for selling the most newspapers or somesuch, lots of boys, and I was a mere 11 years old. One of the boys was soooo cute, and we kissed in front of the lifeboats. It was also my first taste of saki, but that's another story.

Posted by: TheresaceD at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (iGCmo)

165 Good night Sock Puppets!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (8zsWd)

166 I do not remember buying my first pair of shoes. I do remember that we used to go to Baker's shoe store in the mall.

My first pair of jeans, I remember. Hand-me-downs from my older (and hippier) sister. They eventually became some rockin' cutoffs which played a critical role in luring Mr. Y-not into my love net.

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (sey23)

167 Acey - I bought a pair of Dr. Scholl's about 5 years ago in Provincetown, and love, love them. I wear them everywhere in the summer. They're great for leg toning.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 10:39 PM (I/mtr)

--Uh, why were you in Provincetown? NTT --you know

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:40 PM (I3Udb)

168 my jellys were purple, naturally.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

169 The Croc fad lasted far too long. Far too long. Kids worse them, fine. Fugly, but fine. Adults wearing them however? Why? They're really big at hospitals. I think little kids wearing them are cute, especially toddlers. It's adorable on them. But over the age of say, 10, no. No no no no no.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:41 PM (gofDd)

170 Ooops, meant Vancouver, Canada. What a maroonette I am!

Posted by: TheresAceD at December 15, 2009 06:41 PM (iGCmo)

171 Good night Sock Puppets!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 15, 2009 10:40 PM (8zsWd)

Good night, IO!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:41 PM (I3Udb)

172 Aceprof - I love Provincetown for the "show". I'd go to Cape Cod every summer - stay somewhere different each time, but each trip I had to spend a day in Provincetown. Great shopping there.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 06:42 PM (I/mtr)

173 Night, IO!

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (9Wv2j)

174 On the real side...after 35 years I have decided to go back to college next semester.

Great - what are you going to study?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (F+U5/)

175 Ooops, meant Vancouver, Canada. What a maroonette I am!

Posted by: TheresAceD at December 15, 2009 10:41 PM (iGCmo)

--Isn't there a Port Vancouver in WA?

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (I3Udb)

176

I remember my last kiss too.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)

177 Ooops, meant Vancouver, Canada. What a maroonette I am!

Posted by: TheresAceD at December 15, 2009 10:41 PM (iGCmo)

Yeah - makes more sense... sort of. Must have been a Victoria Clipper.

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 06:43 PM (YX6i/)

178 Hi, PAiS!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (I3Udb)

179 Put on some deodorant, Bub!

Posted by: ace up the sleeve at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (SwkdU)

180 I believe I've just bested you all.

Posted by: Ace high straight flush at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (9Wv2j)

181

I trip in mine, Sassy. If they were the old school Candi's wooden heels I'd probably fare better. Doesn't stop me from wearing them!

WTA-wasn't there a problem with Crocs in hospitals? Something about the rubber on the flooring and effing up some of the equipment. Something weird like that.

I would *love* a job where I could wear scrubs or pants with ties and running shoes every day. Wearing pantyhose every day is just plain awful. Kills the soul. At last mine anyway.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (Swn/F)

182 164 Yeah I think I got some military and scale model magazines as cover that last time.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (6kvzb)

183

@149 -

You're Ace in the hole. I'm ace in the hole.

I'm not your sockpuppet. I'm your subconscious.

And, boy oh boy, do I have an interesting dream for you tonight. Hint: it involves cerebral juices.

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:44 PM (IRsHv)

184

I remember my last kiss too.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 06:45 PM (cMo6P)

185 If there is an ace in the deck, but no one draws it, is it still high card?

Posted by: philosophical ace at December 15, 2009 06:45 PM (SwkdU)

186 177

I remember my last kiss too.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

I've tried to erase that part of my memory because it involves my ex-wife.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 06:46 PM (Vu6sl)

187

You know, they always say you remember the song that was playing when you got your first kiss.

(hums carnival music...)

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:46 PM (IRsHv)

188 Playboy is nothing.No problem buying Playboy.Try buying a copy of Juggs.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 10:29 PM (6kvzb)

Good thing I still got my subscription to Big Uns.

Posted by: Ace Bundy at December 15, 2009 06:46 PM (EhlQq)

189

Candies! I loved my Candies! I remember buying those shoes, blue platform sandals. I wore them to death.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

190 acey, well the original Crocs have holes on the top so if a patient, um, expelled it was a messy, messy thing. So they created the non holey topped ones. I don't know anything about the rubber messing with the floors. Even on Scrubs Dr. Cox wears Crocs! PAiS, I've added more Xmas songs to my playlist. Thanks for your list.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:47 PM (gofDd)

191

I'm watching Law & Order, the prosecutor is wearing stompy boots in court. Where the hell does that fly?

I went to a court once where the judge would actually send the women attorneys home if they didn't wear skirts. That's extreme and he's an old coot in a very small town so he was never really challenged on it.

I was just happy my stripper clients were wearing tops that didn't expose their midriffs. (I used to work at Legal Aid (ducks for cover.....))

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:47 PM (Swn/F)

192 Is name ace-ing done?

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 06:48 PM (yf/JJ)

193 First shoes I remembe, patent leather Buster Browns from shoe store in Hazelton PA. Next fav pair, saddle shoes.

Posted by: Ace Fish Stick at December 15, 2009 06:48 PM (PBGAP)

194

My last kiss was two years ago and the man was like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. I will never forget the horror of it.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)

195

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 10:47 PM (Swn/F)

Is that code for Swine Flu?

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (IRsHv)

196 Woah! Someone posted at RedState Sen. Burris just told Bambi to eff off, he's NOT voting for Reid's healthcare plan! BLAGO! You Magnificent Bastard!!!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (QECjC)

197

Good thing I still got my subscription to Big Uns.

Posted by: Ace Bundy at December 15, 2009 10:46 PM (EhlQq)

--Uhh, that was Bodacious Big Uns!

Posted by: Bud "Ace" Bundy at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (I3Udb)

198 I was just happy my stripper clients were wearing tops that didn't expose their midriffs. (I used to work at Legal Aid (ducks for cover.....)) defending strippers is noble work

Posted by: understanding ace at December 15, 2009 06:49 PM (SwkdU)

199

The first time I got laid I remember

The first kiss, not so much

Posted by: Ace's Middle Finger at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (3IZGh)

200 Worst kissers are the droolers, i'll never understand why some people think it's sexy to salivate like a St. Bernard.

Posted by: koopy can't think of a way to incorporate ace into his name at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (XllG0)

201 New "Load HEAT" for any of you morons that like Christina Aguilera.

Posted by: XBradTC at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (y0E9v)

202 I was just happy my stripper clients were wearing tops that didn't expose their midriffs. (I used to work at Legal Aid I didn't see this (thank you Jesus) but one of our less, ah, wealthy clients came in one day in a very short skirt and sat down on the couch in the waiting area. She was not wearing any underoos.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (gofDd)

203 First real kiss? I think I was 24 or something, at a party. Some random chick came up to me and put her tongue in my throat. Weird.

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (F+U5/)

204

AceRum, Glad I could help with your Christmas music acquiring.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

205

Swn/F)

How unfortunate for me. And to think the vaccines are nothing more than placebos.

Oink.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (Swn/F)

206 My last kiss was two years ago and the man was like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. I will never forget the horror of it.

If his name was "Don" and he was able to swallow half your face with his gaping maw, then I think our lifelines have crossed.

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 06:50 PM (sey23)

207

#114

Lovely, thank you.

Posted by: Mary Shelley at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (T0ga9)

208 Where are the giants?

Posted by: Ace of La Mancha at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (SwkdU)

209 My last kiss was two years ago and the man was like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. I will never forget the horror of it.

Bad kissers are the worst!

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (9Wv2j)

210

So. How pissed is Ace going to be when he returns and finds what a mess the house is in?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (2qU2d)

211 Woah! Someone posted at RedState Sen. Burris just told Bambi to eff off, he's NOT voting for Reid's healthcare plan!

That makes no sense - Burris isn't even running for election, he's a seatwarmer - why would he not support it? There's something fishy here

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 06:51 PM (F+U5/)

212 Remember my 1st kiss, but not the 1st pair of shoes. Hmmm...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (zmiSr)

213 195

My last kiss was two years ago and the man was like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. I will never forget the horror of it.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 10:49 PM (RZ8pf)

Damn! We're just about on the same schedule. My last kiss will be two years ago at the end of this month. I feel your pain...and loneliness.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (Vu6sl)

214

OK, Sex in the City is often annoying but the episode with Charlotte and the bad kisser was hilarious.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)

215 Sockpuppet? What sockpuppet?

Posted by: DisgrACE at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (7M8kd)

216

Our rule to women: cover your midriffs.

Our rule to men: wear a shirt and wifebeaters not allowed

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:52 PM (Swn/F)

217 My first kiss was a pair of shoes, is that wrong?

Posted by: Daisy at December 15, 2009 06:53 PM (T0ga9)

218 I remember my first kiss, and not too fondly. The second one, however, that one I remember with a smile.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 06:53 PM (yf/JJ)

219 @212: cause he's a flaming liberal pissed the public option is dead.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:53 PM (QECjC)

220 Oops, I'm late to the party. I actually remember a pair of shoes I got for my 4th birthday party ... and pretty much every pair since then. Of course, I definitely remember my first kiss, too.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 06:53 PM (Oywr+)

221 First pr0n? I was 12, had "officially" hit puberty a week or two before, and some passing car threw a ten-year-old copy of Adam into our lawn. Little brother, who was 9, picked it up. Of course I confiscated the thing; can't allow the youth to be corrupted... Oh, and the articles were DIRTY. Never mind "Dear Penthouse". . .

Posted by: Zimriel at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (04p0/)

222

@211 - So. How pissed is Ace going to be when he returns and finds what a mess the house is in?

Return? Deep down, we're all just manifestations of Ace.

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (IRsHv)

223

chemace appears to be a late bloomer.

for the record, those can be the best

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (Swn/F)

224 That makes no sense - Burris isn't even running for election, he's a seatwarmer - why would he not support it? There's something fishy here

Isn't he just being a dick because he believes so strongly in the public option?

Posted by: PeAChEs at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (9Wv2j)

225 Worst kissers are the droolers, i'll never understand why some people think it's sexy to salivate like a St. Bernard.

Posted by: koopy can't think of a way to incorporate ace into his name at December 15, 2009 10:50 PM (XllG0)

--Attention, lame dudes, I'm a shy guy who came along late in life but I was a natural kisser (IOW, many years of wasted talent). Use the lips!

I knew enough to get a Mexican babe to marry me.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 06:54 PM (I3Udb)

226 Sex in the City is often annoying but the episode with Charlotte and the bad kisser was hilarious. When he starts sucking and licking her face like a dog makes me laugh and cringe.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 06:55 PM (gofDd)

227 @218: not at all, Dacey!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:55 PM (QECjC)

228

Are we no longer M&Ms? Are we now Ace and Acettes?

(acettes is pretty cute actually!)

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:56 PM (Swn/F)

229

Y-Ace, no his name was not Don. But I was fairly certain he was going to devour me whole. I was waiting for his jaw to detach. Thankfully I extricated myself before anything much worse could occur.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 06:56 PM (RZ8pf)

230 That makes no sense - Burris isn't even running for election, he's a seatwarmer - why would he not support it? There's something fishy here Isn't he just being a dick because he believes so strongly in the public option? Posted by: PeAChEs He wants something for his vote.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 06:56 PM (yf/JJ)

231 cause he's a flaming liberal pissed the public option is dead. Roland Burris? He's a Chicago pol that wants some of what Sen Landrieu got.

Posted by: Blagacevich at December 15, 2009 06:57 PM (SwkdU)

232 #212 chemace Simple. there is only One and only one reason.. He's holding out for at least 300 million. First and last chance for him.

Posted by: mystry vampire at December 15, 2009 06:58 PM (kmgIE)

233 I remember my last kiss too.

About five minutes ago.

Posted by: Ace Cassill, Pet Defective at December 15, 2009 06:58 PM (OS2KR)

234 226- So is anyone else sad that logprof, I mean--aceprof--is taken?

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 06:58 PM (Oywr+)

235 232 Never give something away free that you can get paid for.Isn't that the Chicago(politicians)way?

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:58 PM (6kvzb)

236 Roland, babe, I know we can work this out. Meet me over at Ft. Marcy park at around 3 a.m.

Posted by: David Acelrod at December 15, 2009 06:59 PM (9Wv2j)

237 229- "acettes" sounds a lot like "asshats."

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 06:59 PM (Oywr+)

238 @229: I love a moronette with a nice ace...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 06:59 PM (QECjC)

239 The second one, however, that one I remember with a smile.

Me, too. OUTSTANDING kisser. Drug fiend, but outstanding kisser.

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 06:59 PM (sey23)

240 #234 So the Louisiana Purchase will be followed by the Illinois purchase, then the Nebraska purchase, the Arkansas purchase ...

Posted by: chris999 at December 15, 2009 07:00 PM (B/WwP)

241 He wants something for his vote. You know too much. Here, have some aspirin.

Posted by: Blagacevich's doctor at December 15, 2009 07:00 PM (SwkdU)

242 229- "acettes" sounds a lot like "asshats." Posted by: Girl Ace-Day

And it looks like 'assets.' Which acettes have in spades.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:00 PM (cMo6P)

243 I had to read this e-rag all the way aback to the morning to get the Ace joke...I'm in

Posted by: OneyedAce at December 15, 2009 07:01 PM (Poe30)

244 Isn't he just being a dick because he believes so strongly in the public option?

LOL so it's because of the public option?

You know I can't help but thank Obama for introducing the public option to the world, it has been the best wedge issue for the Democrats, Karl Rove couldn't have done it better

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:01 PM (F+U5/)

245 I can't recall my last good kiss. I've had lots of meh ones, few bad ones, but no really good ones.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:01 PM (gofDd)

246

The Acettes seems so cute to me! I can picture matching sequined microminis with white go-go boots and beehives like we're Martha and the Vandellas.

Ah well it's a cute little thought going to die in my interbrains.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:02 PM (Swn/F)

247 244- OK, I'll take that.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:02 PM (Oywr+)

248 He wants something for his vote.

And I hope he gets it too - the more corrupt this whole thing appears the less approval it will have

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:03 PM (F+U5/)

249 I know you morons will appreciate the weapon used here: http://tinyurl.com/ydybwox

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:03 PM (gofDd)

250 I've had lots of meh ones, few bad ones, but no really good ones. Posted by: wherestheace

There's always tomorrow.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:03 PM (cMo6P)

251 Great, now I've got Ace of Base tuned running thru my head. I saw the sing... And it opened up my mind, I saw the sign...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (QECjC)

252 And I hope he gets it too - the more corrupt this whole thing appears the less approval it will have

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 11:03 PM (F+U5/)

You mean it can get more corrupt?

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (YX6i/)

253

In 7^th grade I practiced kissing with a boy I knew from church. I was at a friend's house, she was in high school and she felt I needed to get some experience so she arranged with this boy for a practice session for me.

He was a very wet kisser and from then on I always thought of him as Â“wet willyÂ” (his name was William).

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)

254 And to the biggest asshole goes the biggest money payoff. Now, how many are in the running in the Senate?

Posted by: mystry vampire at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (kmgIE)

255 I can picture matching sequined microminis with white go-go boots and beehives like we're Martha and the Vandellas. I'm in but only if I can have Farrah Fawcet hair instead of a beehive.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:04 PM (gofDd)

256 226- So is anyone else sad that logprof, I mean--aceprof--is taken?

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 10:58 PM (Oywr+)

--Only a couple of exes of mine

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (I3Udb)

257 Great, now I've got Ace of Base Bace tuned running thru my head.

I saw the sing... And it opened up my mind, I saw the sign...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 11:04 PM (QECjC)

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (YX6i/)

258 251 I know you morons will appreciate the weapon used here: http://tinyurl.com/ydybwox

Should have used a mACE...

Posted by: someace at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (22if9)

259 Who is this Ace of which you speak?

Posted by: spACE cadet at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (71HQS)

260 I like to kiss women softly and gently on the neck, and I like it in return.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:06 PM (Vu6sl)

261

WherestheAce IÂ’m sorry you havenÂ’t experienced an outstanding kiss yet.

I have had some earth rocking kisses in my time. Even now thinking back on a few of them makes me hot!

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

262 251 Oh yeah. Might cause the BG some second thoughts about his career choice.

Posted by: Ace Cassill, Pet Defective at December 15, 2009 07:07 PM (OS2KR)

263

I like to kiss women softly and gently on the neck, and I like it in return.

Bunk!!!

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:08 PM (RZ8pf)

264 262- A kiss on the neck is like woman-viagra.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:08 PM (Oywr+)

265

Why is Governor Schwarzenegger pushing for the same sorts of policies in Copenhagen that have helped drive his state into record deficits and unemployment?

He wants to level the playing field by destroying all the world's economy.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 07:08 PM (2qU2d)

266

Hey, if itÂ’s an excuse to buy white go-go boots, IÂ’m totally in!

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (RZ8pf)

267 258- And every moronette on the ONT, of course.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (Oywr+)

268 I talked a waitress in a Chinese restaurant into giving me a kiss. Very hot. Good thing the gal I was having lunch with was just a friend.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (yf/JJ)

269 #248 aceyunderalls Do you mean Love is like a "Heat Wave" group?

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (kmgIE)

270 "Kiss me where it stinks!", she begged, so I took her to Cleveland.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacey at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (SwkdU)

271 Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ace up

Posted by: Juvenile at December 15, 2009 07:09 PM (605NF)

272

NFL / Timex play of the week

http://tinyurl.com/y8jowyt

via Soccer Dad

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (r1h5M)

273 I can't recall my last good kiss. I've had lots of meh ones, few bad ones, but no really good ones.

WTA, I discussed the whole polygamy thing with the Mrs. again. She asks about your housecleaning skills

Posted by: Ace Cassill, Pet Defective at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (OS2KR)

274 @263: so you're saying, right now, this very instant... You're HOT? BUNK!!!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:10 PM (QECjC)

275

@263: so you're saying, right now, this very instant... You're HOT?

Very hot. So hot I had to take some clothes offÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

276 XXXOOO

Posted by: Merry ChristmACE at December 15, 2009 07:12 PM (9OuDF)

277

First kiss?? That's childs play, I remember my first FISTING, I was 14, and the guys name was Barney. I'll never wash that hand again.

Posted by: kevin jennisgs at December 15, 2009 07:12 PM (MaqIC)

278 This ONT is going to light a lot of cigarettes.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:12 PM (yf/JJ)

279

Mystry, yes!

Okay I don't know how socked Juvenile but I *heart* you! And you owe me a new keyboard!

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:12 PM (Swn/F)

280 Fucking Hipsters. I wish me grandpa were alive to smack some Hipsters around. He would have enjoyed that.

Posted by: PowerMuscleAce at December 15, 2009 07:12 PM (XASus)

281 AceCzech, when you follow the chain, Ace is conscious, but incoherent is making you hot.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:13 PM (cMo6P)

282 Or bunk'n you.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:13 PM (cMo6P)

283 269 258- And every moronette on the ONT, of course.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 11:09 PM (Oywr+)

-- ops:

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 07:13 PM (I3Udb)

284 I could kiss all you guys gals!

Posted by: sickinace at December 15, 2009 07:14 PM (Dxfei)

285 "I remember my first time. Boy was I scared. I was all alone!"

Posted by: Ace Dangerfield at December 15, 2009 07:14 PM (SwkdU)

286

I love Monica Crowley (that's not just out of nowhere--she's on O'Reilly right now). I wish she had more noteriety. She needs her own show. I tihnk they should replace Let Not Your Heart Be Troubled with her (or anyone for that matter).

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:14 PM (Swn/F)

287 @277: damnit girl, you're making me feel a little stiff under the, uh, collar...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:15 PM (QECjC)

288 Heh. I'm just not myself tonight. My internetz is strange, too, everything's taking forever to load!

Posted by: TheresAceD at December 15, 2009 07:15 PM (iGCmo)

289

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 11:13 PM (I3Udb)

--Oops, that was me.

Funny thing, is, I'm chatting with the missus right now.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:15 PM (I3Udb)

290

Very hot. So hot I had to take some clothes offÂ… Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

BUNK!!!!!

makes note to self.....take road trip up to Seattle soon

Posted by: Ace's Middle Finger at December 15, 2009 07:16 PM (3IZGh)

291 291- Feel free to tell her she's a lucky woman.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:16 PM (Oywr+)

292 @283: as long as it separates PGiS from articles of clothing, that's cool...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:17 PM (QECjC)

293 You mean it can get more corrupt?

well, we haven't yet seen the literal cash-in-the-briefcase type of bribe yet

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:17 PM (F+U5/)

294

@263: so you're saying, right now, this very instant... You're HOT?

Very hot. So hot I had to take some clothes offÂ…

Pictures or it didn't happen!!

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:18 PM (OS2KR)

295 Okay what exactly is a Hipster? I've heard that term before but I don't really know what it means

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (F+U5/)

296 I'll be damned if I'm gonna call myself "acehooley."

Posted by: arhooley at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (GKXA7)

297

And, with me, the bra is always the first to go.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

298 #281 A new keyboard? I will be glad to clean yours up. I spilled my 7 and 7 in mine last week. I still have sticky keys in my shift key. Care for a 7-7 now?

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (kmgIE)

299

Very hot. So hot I had to take some clothes offÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

I was told we wouldn't need to take out clothes off to have a good time, no no. We can dance and party all night, and drink some cherry wine?

Posted by: Jermaine Stewart: Resident One-Hit Wonder at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (Swn/F)

300 I discussed the whole polygamy thing with the Mrs. again. She asks about your housecleaning skills I'm aces at cleaning bathrooms. I'll vacuum but I won't wash floors. I also handwash dishes.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:19 PM (gofDd)

301

AceÂ’s Middle Finger, IÂ’m a bit scared of you, since I donÂ’t know where youÂ’ve beenÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)

302 Hannity could debate a plate of steamed spinach and reliably win about 50 percent of the time.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:20 PM (QECjC)

303 Senator Burris probably wants a city named after him. And a candy bar, and an aircraft carrier, and a type of kiss.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (yf/JJ)

304

"acehooley."

God bless you.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

305 Okay what exactly is a Hipster? I've heard that term before but I don't really know what it means I thought they were same thing as yuppies but more granola-y.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (gofDd)

306 PGiS, unhook your garter straps next.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (cMo6P)

307 And, with me, the bra is always the first to go. You just made the naughty list. Santa will be visiting your house first.

Posted by: Santa Ace at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (SwkdU)

308 302 We have both a very good dishwasher and a canine prewash, so very little handwashing is involved at my hacienda.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:21 PM (OS2KR)

309 "acehooley." God bless you. Ok, that had me laughing out loud for real.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:22 PM (gofDd)

310 @303: alimentary, my dear Paranoid, alimentary!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:22 PM (QECjC)

311 We have both a very good dishwasher and a canine prewash, so very little handwashing is involved at my hacienda. At my house the dishwasher is a glorified dish rack. We all hand wash. No canine prewashing allowed.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:23 PM (gofDd)

312 Okay what exactly is a Hipster? I've heard that term before but I don't really know what it means I thought they were same thing as yuppies but more granola-y. Just walk into Urban Outfitters. Hipster Heaven.

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 07:23 PM (9Lm5R)

313 I also like kissing a woman beginning at the small of her back and working my way slowly up towards her shoulders. The kisses have to be very tender so you're just barely brushing their skin. You'll know if you're doing it correctly, as there will be goose bumps and arching of the back...just sayin'

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:24 PM (Vu6sl)

314 @299: bra first? I'd recommend losing the panties first, but of course.... That's assuming there are any to lose...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:24 PM (QECjC)

315

Okay what exactly is a Hipster? I've heard that term before but I don't really know what it means

You know that part of Conan the Destroyer, where Conan is in that room with mirrors on all sides that reflect reflections ad infinitum?

Hipsters do the same thing, but with irony in place of mirrors.

Posted by: PowerMuscleAce at December 15, 2009 07:25 PM (XASus)

316 Just walk into Urban Outfitters. Hipster Heaven. I don't like their clothes, but they do have some strange stuff. Their book section is always...interesting. And of course they sell teh Won's book.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:25 PM (gofDd)

317 I handwash my martini glasses and that's about it.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:25 PM (cMo6P)

318

AceÂ’s Middle Finger, IÂ’m a bit scared of you, since I donÂ’t know where youÂ’ve beenÂ… Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)

He's been right here with me but on the other side.

Posted by: Ace's Other Middle Finger at December 15, 2009 07:25 PM (3IZGh)

319

My first kiss was with a girl in the grade ahead of mine who I only knew as Aceypants. I wonder where she is today?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 07:25 PM (2qU2d)

320

PGiS, unhook your garter straps next.

And then put my foot up on a chair, bend over, and slowly roll down my nylons?

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)

321 Newsweek is now saying "plentiful employment may be a thing of the past." Is this them getting the public to brace for more of teh Won's fatabulous economic policies? If so, B+.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:26 PM (gofDd)

322 315- Good lord, what are you trying to do to us here?! That's some shiver-me-timbers talk right there.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:26 PM (Oywr+)

323 I also like kissing a woman beginning at the small of her back and working my way slowly up towards her shoulders. The kisses have to be very tender so you're just barely brushing their skin. You'll know if you're doing it correctly, as there will be goose bumps and arching of the back...just sayin'

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 11:24 PM (Vu6sl)

amature. You should be able to get the same thing accomplished by kissing her ear.

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 07:26 PM (YX6i/)

324 Ace's Middle Finger's favorite activity is scratch n' sniff...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (QECjC)

325 At my house the dishwasher is a glorified dish rack. We all hand wash. No canine prewashing allowed.

We have one of the nice new ones with a rotor for each rack, that came with the house. Very effective and QUIET. The Mrs. gets a new washer and drier tomorrow, which just about completes bringing the appliances into the 21st century.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (OS2KR)

326

I also like kissing a woman beginning at the small of her back and working my way slowly up towards her shoulders.

And that's just when he's standing up facing her!

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (2qU2d)

327 Hipsters are a type of panty that look like boy-shorts.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (zmiSr)

328 315 I also like kissing a woman beginning at the small of her back and working my way slowly up towards her shoulders. The kisses have to be very tender so you're just barely brushing their skin. You'll know if you're doing it correctly, as there will be goose bumps and arching of the back...just sayin'

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 11:24 PM (Vu6sl)

Are you watching Skinomax right now? You're just typing right out of a chick's playbook. In other words: BUNK!

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:27 PM (Swn/F)

329 Just google "look at this hipster" and click on the first result. It will all come together.

Posted by: PowerMuscleAce at December 15, 2009 07:28 PM (XASus)

330 The Mrs. gets a new washer and drier tomorrow, which just about completes bringing the appliances into the 21st century. My parents just got the new Samsung side loading washer. OMG, I love it. All I do is turn the knob and it's all preset. Then I just push start and voila! Best washer ever.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:28 PM (gofDd)

331

So, When is Dolly Parton on? ChristmACE and lost in the woods looking for a cabin or shelter?

Posted by: Merry ChristmACE at December 15, 2009 07:29 PM (9OuDF)

332 All of this appliance talk makes me think I should hire a butler.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:29 PM (cMo6P)

333 All this talk of kissing, and Ace in MI has not weighed in yet????

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:29 PM (I3Udb)

334 331 Just google "look at this hipster" and click on the first result. It will all come together.

So they're gay?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (F+U5/)

335 I'm just going to get a glass of wine and continue reading conscious, but incoherent's posts. No one bother me for awhile, OK?

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (Oywr+)

336 315 amateur. You can easily have the same effect gently kissing the back corner of her neck, working up to her ear.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (OS2KR)

337

Are you watching Skinomax right now? You're just typing right out of a chick's playbook. In other words: BUNK!

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 11:27 PM (Swn/F)

Not it's just from memory. Some of the ones I never want to forget no matter how old I live to be!

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (Vu6sl)

338

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)

Two whole years? I just hope the guy had a Hoover attachment in his pants.

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (dcKUM)

339

Look at this fuckingn hipster

So ghey. Liberals must be so proud.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:30 PM (Swn/F)

340

amature. You should be able to get the same thing accomplished by kissing her ear.

Posted by: Ace of Editor at December 15, 2009 11:26 PM (YX6i/)

--Isn;t immature the word you want? ElACEbeth?

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:31 PM (I3Udb)

341 Yeah, I have to add to Ace is Conscious's remark re: kissing on small of back and neck... BUNK!!!

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 07:31 PM (I/mtr)

342

So they're gay?

Only for the irony. Maybe some are in it for the cock too, I guess.

Posted by: PowerMuscleAce at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (XASus)

343 @322: yes, and after you finish rolling down your nylons, absentmindedly caress your breasts. As a health measure, of course. AceCzech believes in a healthy chest.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (QECjC)

344

Two whole years? I just hope the guy had a Hoover attachment in his pants.

Never got that far, thankfully. But from what I could feel pressed against my leg, letÂ’s just say that my pinkie finger is probably longer than it wasÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

345 335, The poor bastard. He needs a biker chick.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:32 PM (yf/JJ)

346 You should be able to get the same thing accomplished by kissing her ear.

+1

Ears are where it's at.

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 07:33 PM (sey23)

347

335 -now you're breaking Maet's rule.

There are too many around here now!

And I have to say, the first (or one of the first posts of the day) confused me. Queerbait? He can say that because he finds it funny? Umm, I guess. I need a cheat sheet or a flowchart. I'm not sure I understand how it works around here anymore.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:33 PM (Swn/F)

348 Hipsters are a type of panty that look like boy-shorts.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 15, 2009 11:27 PM (zmiSr)\

--Still don;t getthe "boy shorts" moniker. Never wore anything like those as a boy.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:33 PM (I3Udb)

349 Nostrils are right out.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (yf/JJ)

350 My parents just got the new Samsung side loading washer. OMG, I love it. All I do is turn the knob and it's all preset. Then I just push start and voila! Best washer ever.

We're getting a matched set of Frigidaire front-loaders. In RED!!!! Will report on results when I get to run the thing.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (OS2KR)

351

I'm back. Had to go do laundry and dishes. I was also salvaging some stuff I brought back from our new house. Today we got a lot accomplished. Hubby carried out the gross, pink toilet, the bathroom vanity and we tore up and hauled out the very smelly and stained living room carpet. We rented a super-sized dumpster for a couple of weeks and it's already about 1/3 full on the first day!

Posted by: katyace at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (JRz84)

352 Actually, this would be an ideal time for the moronettes to have a frank and open discussion of the finer points of breast self-exams!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (QECjC)

353

326Ace's Middle Finger's favorite activity is scratch n' sniff...

Better him than me

Posted by: Ace's Tongue at December 15, 2009 07:34 PM (3IZGh)

354 348- Ears are nice, but nothing beats the neck. Well, one thing does, but nothing else. Actually, two other things. But then, yeah, neck is best.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:35 PM (Oywr+)

355 boyshorts rock.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 07:35 PM (I/mtr)

356 I got nothing (except aces), but I figured I'd get one more puppet in for the day.

Posted by: Ace Fawkes at December 15, 2009 07:35 PM (DIYmd)

357 357 boyshorts rock.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 11:35 PM (I/mtr)

Yup! Esp to sleep in. Of course not in the dead of winter.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:36 PM (Swn/F)

358 326 Ace's Middle Finger's favorite activity is scratch n' sniff...

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 11:27 PM (QECjC)

That's why he smells like sardines.

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 07:36 PM (dcKUM)

359 The neck is by far, the best. Followed by small of back. Followed by ears. IMO.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 07:36 PM (I/mtr)

360 356 neck is the starting point

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:37 PM (OS2KR)

361

Actually, this would be an ideal time for the moronettes to have a frank and open discussion of the finer points of breast self-exams!

I'll second that!

Posted by: Ace's Left Hand at December 15, 2009 07:37 PM (3IZGh)

362 Ace Five, I believe many on the thread are currently "turning the knob".

Posted by: kevin jennisgs at December 15, 2009 07:37 PM (MaqIC)

363 Oh, they're Bohemians. The "I'm going to reject modern society while living among it, and I'm going to reject capitalism while I enjoy the benefits of free markets" crowd.

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:37 PM (F+U5/)

364

No, after I roll down and remove the nylons I stand up and stretch my arms over my head, thrusting my chest out and lifting my white t-shirt so you get a glimpse of skin. Then I turn away from you and reach behind me and slowly unzip my black skirt and then wriggle my hips until it falls down around my ankles.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

365

ChemaceÂ—I bet they drink corporate water too!

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:38 PM (RZ8pf)

366 366

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:37 PM (RZ8pf)

That's not fair...Bunk stat!.......

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:39 PM (Vu6sl)

367 364 women tend not to appreciate actually turning the knobs. gentle caressing is much more effective. But being the safe school czar and all, I wasn't sure you'd understand that

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:39 PM (OS2KR)

368 346

Two whole years? I just hope the guy had a Hoover attachment in his pants.

Never got that far, thankfully. But from what I could feel pressed against my leg, letÂ’s just say that my pinkie finger is probably longer than it wasÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:32 PM (RZ8pf)

Come back to Texas. You'll get kissed AND have large Hoover attachments.

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 07:39 PM (dcKUM)

369 OK, is anyone else suspicious of a story that appears in an internet e-zine, ostensibly for Jewish readers, that calls itself "Heeb Magazine"?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2009 07:40 PM (ySpdZ)

370 371 - Heeb has been around for a long, long time.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 15, 2009 07:40 PM (I/mtr)

371

after I roll down and remove the nylons I stand up and stretch my arms over my head, thrusting my chest out and lifting my white t-shirt so you get a glimpse of skin. Then I turn away from you and reach behind me and slowly unzip my black skirt and then wriggle my hips until it falls down around my ankles.

Do you have a DVD for sale?

I need a smoke. BRB

Posted by: Ace's Right Hand at December 15, 2009 07:41 PM (3IZGh)

372 @365: No, I'M a Bohemian. Bohemia a/ka known as the Czech Republic and all... Always pisses me off it became a byword for gypsies and hippies, Jeesh!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:41 PM (QECjC)

373 Something just occurred to me and I feel like it is 1979 all over again. Obama's REAL reason for closing Guantanamo prison is: It's kinda hard to return the entire Guantanamo military base over to his comrade in arms Raul Castro with The foreign combatants in residence He can surrender it only once the prison is emptied.. Can any one say "Jimmy Carter?" Carter Surrendered the Panama canal zone to some tin pot dictator 30 years ago and Obama will do the exact same thing with the Guantanamo naval base. You can bet on it.

Posted by: blogforce one at December 15, 2009 07:41 PM (hjn1y)

374 You'll get kissed AND have large Hoover attachments.

Oh good grief. Not the whole "everything's big in Texas" thing again.

Posted by: Kay Bailey Hutchinson at December 15, 2009 07:42 PM (OS2KR)

375 Okay going to the gym - BBIAB

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 07:42 PM (F+U5/)

376 Why kiss? Hit woman over head. Have way. Be done. Watch fight. Easy life.

Posted by: Ook Ook at December 15, 2009 07:42 PM (dQdrY)

377 @365: No, I'M a Bohemian.

Bohemia a/ka known as the Czech Republic and all...

Always pisses me off it became a byword for gypsies and hippies, Jeesh!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 11:41 PM (QECjC)

--I think the Cech Republic also includes most of Moravia as well.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:42 PM (I3Udb)

378

Oh, they're Bohemians. The "I'm going to reject modern society while living among it, and I'm going to reject capitalism while I enjoy the benefits of free markets" crowd.

Sort of - the Hipster thing is to constantly engage in street theater cum mockery. One of the favorite objects of mockery is people with blue collar jobs - see the flannel work shirts and drinking PBR.

Posted by: PowerMuscleAce at December 15, 2009 07:43 PM (XASus)

379

Great now I have Bohemian Rhapsody running through my head. That song is impossible to strip to.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

380 Oh good grief. Not the whole "everything's big in Texas" thing again.

Posted by: Kay Bailey Hutchinson at December 15, 2009 11:42 PM (OS2KR)

Big mouth Kay. QED

Posted by: Ook Ook at December 15, 2009 07:43 PM (dQdrY)

381 If all of these comments are from Ace, he is a very, very lonely man.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:44 PM (cMo6P)

382 Why kiss? Hit woman over head. Have way. Be done. Watch fight. Easy life.

+1

Posted by: Captain Caveman at December 15, 2009 07:44 PM (OS2KR)

383 33 You guys really know how to take an already weak premise and just auger it into the dirt.
Posted by: Beppo at December 15, 2009 09:58 PM (CvvEA)

Sez you!

Posted by: B+rian Acennehy in the ballpark at December 15, 2009 07:44 PM (sYxEE)

384 #329 miss 80'sBaby I was in Victoria's Secret today, and those things are not boxer shorts. Looks like something a 5-7-9 size gal would wear!

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 07:45 PM (kmgIE)

385 381

Great now I have Bohemian Rhapsody running through my head. That song is impossible to strip to.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Play it on the 33 rpm setting..oh wait

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:45 PM (Vu6sl)

386

Seattle has a huge hipster population. If you love incredibly skinny pasty white boys in ridiculous clothing weÂ’ve got Â‘em.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

387 381 here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jr9WBDVXQ

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:46 PM (OS2KR)

388 383 If all of these comments are from Ace, he is a very, very lonely man.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 11:44 PM (cMo6P)

The real ace is lurking and taking notes for his date this weekend.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 07:47 PM (Vu6sl)

389 You guys are killing me. But in a very pleasant way, of course.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:47 PM (Oywr+)

390 Sorry for the late reply, chemace. I was away for a bit. I am gonna study computer science stuff and maybe computer forensics. I guess 53 years old isn't too late to go back is it? Hell, I've a 7 year old girl and a 2 year old little girl to take care of. It ought to be a hoot.
BTW...my 2 little girls are already being schooled in the fine art of Hobo Hunting and how to skin and filet them. So, if I flunk out of college, they've got that to fall back on.

Posted by: AceFearsMe at December 15, 2009 07:47 PM (4YamK)

391

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 11:41 PM (QECjC)

Texas gets a bit confused, calling Serbians, Poles and Czechs "Bohemians".

Texas Czechs have been quite successful. LaGrange Texas was the home of both the famous whorehouse, and its famous kolaces.

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 07:47 PM (dcKUM)

392 386- Mystry, did you get confused and think that's where you're supposed to buy your boxers?

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:48 PM (Oywr+)

393 Can someone give a Reader's Digest version of the whole "singular voice" "cerebral juices" thing? I've got finals this week and just don't have the energy to chase down the info.

Also, my name doesn't seem to be compatible with an Ace retrofit sock puppet name.

Posted by: mpur458 at December 15, 2009 07:48 PM (qp8iX)

394 @370: yes, TexAceJew, but large Hoovers can cause loose lips, IYKWIMAIKTYD. Like the kind that can sink a battleship.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:48 PM (QECjC)

395

Seattle has a huge hipster population. If you love incredibly skinny pasty white boys in ridiculous clothing weÂ’ve got Â‘em.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Hit over head...a lot. Throw body in dumpster. Be done. Not hard fix.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 07:49 PM (dQdrY)

396 Am I still with the zeitgeist here?

Posted by: kb+da ace at December 15, 2009 07:49 PM (sYxEE)

397 Now after gently working on the back corner of neck and ear for a bit, I start down the front of the neck, gently working over to where the collarbones meet

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:50 PM (OS2KR)

398 Texas Czechs have been quite successful. LaGrange Texas was the home of both the famous whorehouse, and its famous kolaces.

Not to mention the inspiration (via whorehouse) for a cool ZZ Top song.

But I thought West was more famous for the kolaches?

Posted by: mpur458 at December 15, 2009 07:50 PM (qp8iX)

399 391 We're here to help

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:51 PM (OS2KR)

400 Hey Ace, this is Ace, You coulda put a color picture of me up1 I put alotta work into my look and i look kinda washed out here.... Plus there is no whiskey in the picture.... You KNOw i like a good drink! BTW, My friend Lemmy Kilmeister is Writin' another song for ya... Motorhead Rides the Lightning with the Ace of spades!

Posted by: blogforce one at December 15, 2009 07:52 PM (hjn1y)

401 Hit over head...a lot. Throw body in dumpster. Be done. Not hard fix.

If you hit hard enough, you only need to whack him once.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:52 PM (OS2KR)

402 From the daily kos (sic) "...4. Working against this bill is an absolutely disgusting display of political ignorance - As is pretending that there won't be serious repercussions for essentially abandoning your base on an issue that has been a prominent plank in your party's platform for generations. We all know by now what reconciliation is. THERE WERE ALWAYS 51 VOTES. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TELL ME THAT THE REPUBLICANS CAN USE RECONCILIATION TO PASS GOD DAMN TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, BUT DEMOCRATS DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO USE IT TO PASS MEANINGFUL, BENEFICIAL HEALTH COVERAGE REFORM, THEN YOU BETTER BELIEVE BY GOD I'M GOING TO STAY HOME IN NOVEMBER 2010." The wheels have fallen off on the other side of the isle. (I heart M&M's)

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at December 15, 2009 07:52 PM (dDysH)

403 It has been an epic day: sockpuppeting, Joe Biden idiocy (which begets more sockpuppeting), Climate Scientologist ashattery, 0bama Dummocrat stupidity . . . a veritable cornucopiACE of awesomeness!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:52 PM (I3Udb)

404

Does anybody else find it hot when they get kissed on the inside of their wrist? And the back of their knees?

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 07:53 PM (RZ8pf)

405 401- Yes, I find morons to be very helpful creatures.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:53 PM (Oywr+)

406 Alright, we demand you pass Obamacare, Cap n Trade, surrender in Afghanistan, and make gay marriage legal all over.

If you do not, we shall dress up in clown clothes and ride little bicycles again!

Posted by: Williamsburg Hipster Doofuses at December 15, 2009 07:53 PM (sYxEE)

407 #394 Acegirl-day LOL actually no. I don't have any boxers w/hearts on them. Besides, the prices they get for their "stuff" in outragous. These were right near the door, I didn't even have to go in!

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 07:54 PM (kmgIE)

408 If you hit hard enough, you only need to whack him once.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 11:52 PM (OS2KR)

It is a stress relief therapy thing. It helps to draw it out a bit.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 07:55 PM (dQdrY)

409 Does anybody else find it hot when they get kissed on the inside of their wrist? And the back of their knees?

Will have to try that one and get back to you

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:55 PM (OS2KR)

410 395, Earlier today it was revealed Andi Sullivan has helpers that post on his blog, but use his byline. After being caught Andi switched to a singular voice blog. The cerebral juices thing came from an excuse made by Andi's co-bloggers. They meant it to mean their minds were as one.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:55 PM (yf/JJ)

411 @393: Bohemia is the historic name of the Czech Republic, being called that by the Romans before the Czechs ever arrived there, sometime in the 600's. The name refers to an ancient Celtic tribe called the Boii. The government there wants to avoid calling the country "Bohemia" because the Sudeten Germans - expelled after WW2 - could then say they are "Bohemians" too and use it as an argument to be allowed to return. So the place is stuck with the awkward name, "Czech Republic." Just in case anyone cares less.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 07:55 PM (QECjC)

412 But I thought West was more famous for the kolaches?

Posted by: mpur458 at December 15, 2009 11:50 PM (qp8iX)

West's kolaches are more famous, but you couldn't get a $20 "Around the World" in West. Thankfully, I made good money working summers as a heliarc welder for Brown and Root back then and had a dandy fake New Mexico driver's license when I was 16. Since we're talking about "first kisses" here....

ZZ Top's song came out after the whorehouse was closed, btw. I never knew what the hell "China Grove" was, anyway.. It was actually called the "Chicken Ranch".

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 07:56 PM (dcKUM)

413 409- They are pricey, but their stuff actually fits decently.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:56 PM (Oywr+)

414 405 It has been an epic day: sockpuppeting, Joe Biden idiocy (which begets more sockpuppeting), Climate Scientologist ashattery, 0bama Dummocrat stupidity . . . a veritable cornucopiACE of awesomeness!
Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 11:52 PM

Yes, it's only Tuesday and we've already gotten a load of new themes to play with.

B+
Ballpark
Solitary Voice
Acepuppeting
Cerebral Juices

It's like Christmas in December. I feel blessed

Posted by: kb+da ace at December 15, 2009 07:57 PM (sYxEE)

415

Does anybody else find it hot when they get kissed on the inside of their wrist? And the back of their knees? Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 11:53 PM (RZ8pf)

I'm going to be busy tonigh.

Posted by: Ace's Cold Shower at December 15, 2009 07:57 PM (3IZGh)

416 If all the bloggers here posted under the same name, how would Ace explain frequently double or triple posting on the same story?

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 07:57 PM (cMo6P)

417

Great comment, 404

Kossak tears taste so very good!

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 07:57 PM (Swn/F)

418 From the daily kos (sic)

"...4. Working against this bill is an absolutely disgusting display of political ignorance - As is pretending that there won't be serious repercussions for essentially abandoning your base on an issue that has been a prominent plank in your party's platform for generations. We all know by now what reconciliation is. THERE WERE ALWAYS 51 VOTES. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TELL ME THAT THE REPUBLICANS CAN USE RECONCILIATION TO PASS GOD DAMN TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, BUT DEMOCRATS DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO USE IT TO PASS MEANINGFUL, BENEFICIAL HEALTH COVERAGE REFORM, THEN YOU BETTER BELIEVE BY GOD I'M GOING TO STAY HOME IN NOVEMBER 2010."

The wheels have fallen off on the other side of the isle.
(I heart M&M's)

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at December 15, 2009 11:52 PM (dDysH)

--Wow, that's like the Bizarro Kos version of gus

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (I3Udb)

419 katyace - Pink toilet? PINK? Really? Eww. As to hipsters, are they those ghey looking boys that are super skinny and wear skinny jeans? Sorry, men should NOT wear skinny jeans. Straight legs are one thing. Skinny jeans...no.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (gofDd)

420 Without him having been hit a lot with a blunt object, the idea of juices leaking out of Andi is really creepy.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (dQdrY)

421 They are pricey, but their stuff actually fits decently.

So you're admitting you have a figure their stuff fits?

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (OS2KR)

422 Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 11:55 PM (yf/JJ)

Thanks, but you lost me at andrew sullivan. No that I don't understand. I just don't care.

Posted by: mpur458 at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (qp8iX)

423 406- Wrists definitely. And the insides of the elbows. Most pulse points, actually.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 07:58 PM (Oywr+)

424 BTW, ace didn't ban me. I'm one of andi sullivan's ghost bloggers.

I'm also Charles Johnson's bicycle parking valet

Posted by: palin ace, the only non-sockpuppet on AoSHQ at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (sYxEE)

425 425 406- Wrists definitely.

Don't the ropes get in the way?

Posted by: Y-ace at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (sey23)

426 @379: Historically, the provinces of Bohemia (western Czech Republic), Moravia, and Silesia were collectively the Kingdom of Bohemia, aceprof.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (QECjC)

427 Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 11:55 PM (QECjC)

--Moravia is still a different province. Of course, in its first incarnation, Czechosolvakia also included Ruthenia.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (I3Udb)

428 As to hipsters, are they those ghey looking boys that are super skinny and wear skinny jeans? Sorry, men should NOT wear skinny jeans. Straight legs are one thing. Skinny jeans...no.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 11:58 PM (gofDd)

Agreed. But most girls shouldn't either unless they're one of teh fitting models for Project Runway. I find them overall unflattering for virtually every body type.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (Swn/F)

429

Actually pink was a popular color for fixtures in the 1950s. My ex-husbandÂ’s Great Aunt had an entirely pink kitchen, well the appliances were pink, the tile was green and black. It sounds hideous but it was actually kind of attractive in a Â“Leave it to BeaverÂ” sort of way.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

430

. Most pulse points, actually. Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 11:58 PM (Oywr+)

I need a kiss.

Posted by: Ace's Pulse Point at December 15, 2009 08:02 PM (3IZGh)

431 Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at December 15, 2009 11:52 PM (dDysH) The schadenfreude is just too sweet. I need some milk to go with it.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:02 PM (gofDd)

432 #413 AceCzech. I see see the Czechs finally got rid of those pesky Slovakians

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 08:02 PM (kmgIE)

433 "Does anybody else find it hot when they get kissed on the inside of their wrist? And the back of their knees?"

For grins I just gave it a try. I think I strained my back trying to bend behind my legs.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at December 15, 2009 08:03 PM (gxVc6)

434 419

Great comment, 404

Kossak tears taste so very good!

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 11:57 PM (Swn/F)

To hear the lamentations of their women...

Posted by: Conace the Barbarian at December 15, 2009 08:03 PM (sYxEE)

435 Actually pink was a popular color for fixtures in the 1950s.

And GM actually offered cars painted in "Tittie Pink". I kid you not. Oh, the '50s.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:03 PM (OS2KR)

436 West's kolaches are more famous, but you couldn't get a $20 "Around the World" in West. Thankfully, I made good money working summers as a heliarc welder for Brown and Root back then and had a dandy fake New Mexico driver's license when I was 16. Since we're talking about "first kisses" here....

Err...I meant more famous kolaches, not ho bags.

ZZ Top's song came out after the whorehouse was closed, btw. I never knew what the hell "China Grove" was, anyway.. It was actually called the "Chicken Ranch".

China Grove was the Doobie Brothers. LaGrange was ZZ Top. And yes, the song was about the defunct Chicken Ranch aka The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

Posted by: mpur458 at December 15, 2009 08:03 PM (qp8iX)

437

Aceprof, you flatter me.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:04 PM (MaqIC)

438

I'm going to be busy tonight.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: ace's shrinkage at December 15, 2009 08:04 PM (2qU2d)

439 Don't the ropes get in the way?

Then you go for the elbows

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:04 PM (OS2KR)

440 428 425 406- Wrists definitely.

Don't the ropes get in the way?

Posted by: Y-ace at December 16, 2009 12:01 AM (sey23)

Wasn't that a nice sweet song by Gloria Estefan?

Posted by: kb+da ace at December 15, 2009 08:05 PM (sYxEE)

441

Neck kisses, light touch.

But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever....

Posted by: dACE in singapore at December 15, 2009 08:05 PM (pcJe3)

442 @379: Historically, the provinces of Bohemia (western Czech Republic), Moravia, and Silesia were collectively the Kingdom of Bohemia, aceprof.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 16, 2009 12:01 AM (QECjC)

--Ahh, gotcha. From a geographical standpoint, it's just easier for me to picture it when Bohemia, Moravia, Slovakia and Ruthenia are separated. . . .

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:06 PM (I3Udb)

443

431...... entirely pink kitchen, well the appliances were pink, the tile was green and black

My friends had kitchens like those and yes, I am that old.

Posted by: Ace Hardware at December 15, 2009 08:06 PM (3IZGh)

444 So paranoidgirl: wrists, neck, knees.... Where else do you like to be French kissed with a passionate, firm, luxuriously moist tongue in a proficient and lovingly thoughtful manner as romantic music plays in the background while your clithing is in a pile by the sofa? Just wondering.

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 08:06 PM (QECjC)

445

Aceprof, you flatter me.

Posted by: gus at December 16, 2009 12:04 AM (MaqIC)

--But of course. I kid because I love. Seriusly, if you were suing the same methods for the opposite worldview I would be annoyed but I totally feel ya on your rants here. . . .

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:08 PM (I3Udb)

446

Aceprof, the LIBTARDS over at KOS, simply do not understand Opie.

Many many libs, leftoids, still do not understand that they have a real live Marxist in charge. No a weak tit libtard, but a full fledged racially angry, I have Daddy issues, Marxist.

Obama has very very little in common with his libtard compadres. He isn't the entrenched lib, he is a Marxist. He means it. They are just liberal and weak. They want money money money and power. Obama wants to make America in Soviet Union West. The LIBS policies in fact move us closer to Soviet style crap, but the Marxist ideology isn't embraced by Reid, Pelosi , et al, they merely nibble at the edges. Obama is not a common libtard.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:08 PM (MaqIC)

447 But most girls shouldn't either unless they're one of teh fitting models for Project Runway. I find them overall unflattering for virtually every body type. I know! I HATE skinny jeans. Whoever decided that should be the trend now must have women or something. I heard someone once say the fashion industry is run by gay men who really hate women. Sometimes I think that's true.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:09 PM (gofDd)

448

AceCzech:

Freud much?

Posted by: dACE in singapore at December 15, 2009 08:09 PM (pcJe3)

449

Posted by: mpur458 at December 16, 2009 12:03 AM (qp8iX)

I remember it fondly. RIP

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (dcKUM)

450

Well AceCzech, the obvious places, of course.

And if IÂ’m the one doing the kissing, I enjoy trailing light kisses from a manÂ’s belly button toÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)

451 Good gravy, I'm not even that buzzed and I'm already flubbing with the typos tonight!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (I3Udb)

452 Damerne fÃ¥r virkelig hot, nÃ¥r du spore din tunge omkring deres nipler, derefter ned i deres spaltningsprodukter.

I'm thinking the banhammer might come out for real if I type that in English instead of Dansk

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (OS2KR)

453 You really impress me sometimes Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (tOzKE)

454

Ha, ha, Aceprof--I always typo using as suing too! We both have quick fingers.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (2qU2d)

455 Thanks, I really appreciate that Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 08:10 PM (tOzKE)

456 133 Rush's 2010 plan for the GOP:
o Confront Democrats With Conservatism.
o No More RINO's.
o Pledge to Reverse and Repeal Obamacare.
o Nationalize House and Senate Races.
o Shut Down Government If Necessary.

Can't argue with any of it.

But that will just get the overwhelming mass middle mad at us and they'll vote for the thoughtful moderate Stalinists

Posted by: Acepundit at December 15, 2009 08:11 PM (sYxEE)

457 No problem Ace. Don't mention it.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 08:11 PM (tOzKE)

458

Have any of you seen the new blue jean leggings?

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:11 PM (RZ8pf)

459 And if IÂ’m the one doing the kissing, I enjoy trailing light kisses from a manÂ’s belly button toÂ…

BUNK!!!!!

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:11 PM (OS2KR)

460 can't help but think of the bad ass show on Fox Reality called Solitary when I look at the header of this thread

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 08:12 PM (cBeTr)

461

I feel like IÂ’m in the movie Heathers right now only instead of all of us being Heather weÂ’re Ace.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:12 PM (RZ8pf)

462 Can't argue with any of it.

But that will just get the overwhelming mass middle mad at us and they'll vote for the thoughtful moderate Stalinists

Posted by: Acepundit at December 16, 2009 12:11 AM (sYxEE)

--I take it you're expressing that as a sockpuppetand not being sincere. . . .

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:12 PM (I3Udb)

463 Real hipsters (as opposed to Hipsters):

boy shorts: http://tinyurl.com/ydh9s68, http://tinyurl.com/y8jgtx9, &
http://tinyurl.com/y9tx8dm

VS

hipsters: http://tinyurl.com/ya6z3ok

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 15, 2009 08:12 PM (zmiSr)

464 @450: I like Freuding every chance I get!

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 08:12 PM (QECjC)

465 454- Probably. Yet it does us no good if we can't read it. Although, I think we probably know the direction it's heading.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:13 PM (Oywr+)

466 Chickens and apple pies are very nervous tonight.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 08:13 PM (yf/JJ)

467

And if IÂ’m the one doing the kissing, I enjoy trailing light kisses from a manÂ’s belly button toÂ…Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:10 AM (RZ8pf)

I can't take much more of this!!!

Posted by: Ace's Bunk at December 15, 2009 08:13 PM (3IZGh)

468

Aceprof, the LIBTARDS rants are because they have recognized that Opie has used them and dumped them like he dumps everyone else. Obama is a Chicago Thug. He has surrounded himself with Chicago Thugs. That is all he knows. He isn't a huggy, touchy feely LIBTARD. He is an angry calculating unhappy Marxist failure. He doesn't like nor does he feel he needs common Libtard activists. He uses people like, like tissues are used by a sick person. Lastly Obama is not able to understand the feeling of those he has shit on. He only knows his own feelings.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:13 PM (MaqIC)

469

Nationalize House and Senate Races

What does that mean? (Seriously, I've never heard or read of that reform before.)

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:14 PM (2qU2d)

470 can't help but think of the bad ass show on Fox Reality called Solitary when I look at the header of this thread

Posted by: fartbubble at December 16, 2009 12:12 AM (cBeTr)

--Good grief, there's actually a whole fucking channel dedicated to reality shows?

We're truly doomed.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:14 PM (I3Udb)

471 I also agree about the skinny jeans ... especially not a good look on men. Not masculine at all. Also, retarded.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:14 PM (Oywr+)

472 467 Bing Translator is your friend. Trust me.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:14 PM (OS2KR)

473 446 So paranoidgirl: wrists, neck, knees.... Where else do you like to be French kissed with a passionate, firm, luxuriously moist tongue in a proficient and lovingly thoughtful manner as romantic music plays in the background while your clithing is in a pile by the sofa?

I'd rather talk and cuddle

Posted by: AceinNY at December 15, 2009 08:15 PM (sYxEE)

474 460

Have any of you seen the new blue jean leggings?

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:11 AM (RZ8pf)

No. But that sounds shiteous.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:15 PM (Swn/F)

475 #437 Ace Five '65 mustang also had pink. They promo'ed them with their convertibles. never saw one w/hardtop or 2+2's

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 08:16 PM (kmgIE)

476 What does that mean? (Seriously, I've never heard or read of that reform before.)

What Newt did in 1994. Make every bloody Congressional race about national issues, not about who is more in favor of extending highway 666 and all that other crap.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:16 PM (OS2KR)

477 471, It means do not treat the race as a local race. Make it a part of a national battle against the other side.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 08:16 PM (yf/JJ)

478 Ace, Can you go over what kind of jokes you find acceptable and unacceptable again, please???

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 08:16 PM (QECjC)

479 I see a lot of skinny teenage emo boys wearing skinny jeans out here. It's disturbing to say the least.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:17 PM (gofDd)

480 He uses people like, like tissues are used by a sick person.

Posted by: gus at December 16, 2009 12:13 AM (MaqIC)

--More like uses people like tissues are used by a person with diarrhea.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:17 PM (I3Udb)

481 extending highway 666 Also known as the Road to Hell, which is paved with Good Intentions.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:18 PM (gofDd)

482 The wheels have fallen off on the other side of the isle.
----------------

Mr. Chumpo, a fellow slummer of the nether blogs, I see! I saw that at Kos today, too, but in between gulps of frothy sweet schadenfreude, I wonder: will their purists manage to keep the tainted, unwanted bill from passage?

On a broader and more serious note, I really do wonder what we're going to do with the die-hard lefties when their fortunes fade in 2010 and 2012. I can only see them hardening their positions as they lose power. Really, what's going to happen to them? They're certainly not going to die quietly.

Posted by: arhooley at December 15, 2009 08:18 PM (GKXA7)

483 The whole stupid teenage emo thing is disturbing. Sigh.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:18 PM (OS2KR)

484 473 skinny jeans ... especially not a good look on men Gah, high school flashbacks. are panteras next?

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:18 PM (lwcJn)

485 461 And if IÂ’m the one doing the kissing, I enjoy trailing light kisses from a manÂ’s belly button toÂ…

laptop batteries must buy from small man who lives in cardboard box and sells laptop batteries good for you to trail light kisses and make your computer work good like strong laptop cheap good to get inserted in your throbbing love purse to increase the battery life of laptop to buy cheap good

Posted by: Laptop battery ace buy cheap at December 15, 2009 08:19 PM (dcKUM)

486 So, you're saying the POTUS is a sociopathic narcissist? Sounds about right.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 08:19 PM (yf/JJ)

487

HereÂ’s a link to an image of a pair of bleu jean leggings:

http://tinyurl.com/yb2c4kx

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:19 PM (RZ8pf)

488

BTW, I thought all of the hipster lived in Bedrock, Bedrock.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:19 PM (2qU2d)

489 486 Gah, high school flashbacks. are panteras next?

I thought Pantera was a band.
/

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 15, 2009 08:19 PM (zmiSr)

490 Great. Now Laptop Battery is writing pron. We're doomed.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:20 PM (OS2KR)

491 No one was interested in the panty pics I post? Lace & bows, morons.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 15, 2009 08:20 PM (zmiSr)

492 I thought Pantera was a band.
/

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath not ace at December 16, 2009 12:19 AM (zmiSr)

--Heh heh, it would be cool if we, like had a bomb. Then the guys from Pantera would, like, hang out with us!

Posted by: Beavace at December 15, 2009 08:21 PM (I3Udb)

493

--Good grief, there's actually a whole fucking channel dedicated to reality shows?

We're truly doomed.

Posted by: aceprof at December 16, 2009 12:14 AM (I3Udb)

it's one of those c class channels that you may or may not get. But they do some original programs and Solitary is the best in the lot. It's a game show that really fucks with the people on it. Ranks up there with that UK game show where they stick you in an deserted insane asylum.

Also, Ridley Scott's Robin Hood looks pretty good

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 08:21 PM (cBeTr)

494

Thanks for the national race information, gentlemen. [Are we allowed to say, 'national race' still?]

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:22 PM (2qU2d)

495 must buy from small man who lives in cardboard box

Hey, I know that guy! I wonder if he can get me a sweet deal on some laptop batteries.

Posted by: Z Ace at December 15, 2009 08:22 PM (cMo6P)

496

I wonder if that lace would be itchy??

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:22 PM (RZ8pf)

497 #484 That is a problem I would love to be faced with. Let's not count our chickens ...

Posted by: chris999 at December 15, 2009 08:23 PM (B/WwP)

498 BTW, wherestheace, had a seriously strange, but equally cool dream last night. In this one I got sued for destroying a train in another dream I had several months ago. Lawyers can get your anywhere, I guess.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 08:23 PM (yf/JJ)

499

Thanks guys, by the way, for distracting me from reality for a while tonight. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:23 PM (RZ8pf)

500 No one was interested in the panty pics I post? Lace & bows, morons.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 16, 2009 12:20 AM (zmiSr)

I found nothing objectional in those pics. Unless that very last one was packing.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (dQdrY)

501 480 Ace,

Can you go over what kind of jokes you find acceptable and unacceptable again, please???

Posted by: AceCzech at December 16, 2009 12:16 AM (QECjC)

Let's review:

Jokes involving watermelons or other multiseeded fruits - bad

Joke involving Algore's anus - good

Jokes involving Andrew Sullivan swallowing mayonnaise - bad

Jokes involving Michael Mann getting gang-raped by crazed wombats - good.

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (dcKUM)

502 #493 Miss80's Don't nag now. We're still looking!

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (kmgIE)

503

No one was interested in the panty pics I post? Lace & bows, morons. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 16, 2009 12:20 AM (zmiSr)

Thank you

Posted by: Ace's Fetish at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (3IZGh)

504 Crap it's 12:22! Goodnight guys&gals! I'm looking forward to dreams of a hot chick leaving a trail of kisses from my belly button to parts unspecified *wink*

Posted by: AceCzech at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (QECjC)

505

I got sued for destroying a train

Did the tunnel collapse?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:24 PM (2qU2d)

506 kissing is good, nibbling can be better

Posted by: ace venturra ewok detective at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (V89AT)

507 panty pics I post?

Panty pics? Where are the panty pics? I must have missed those.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (OS2KR)

508 eman, LOL. Sounds like a great dream. I've had some vivid ones lately. My ex was in one two nights ago. I dreamed I still had to pack up stuff from where we lived. Other non sequiters happened in the dream too, but that's what I remember. PAiS, $88 for leggings? Srsly?!

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (gofDd)

509

Best advice I ever received when it came to loving a woman:

Do you want to learn how to love a woman? Listen to her kisses, listen to her touch, listen to her breathing, Listen to her heartbeat. She's telling you in unspoken words...you just need to pay attention.

The author was my Dad.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (Vu6sl)

510 493- 80sBaby, they didn't link for some reason.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (Oywr+)

511 Lawyers can get your anywhere, I guess.

Posted by: eman at December 16, 2009 12:23 AM (yf/JJ)

Yeah, butt usually from behind.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:25 PM (dQdrY)

512

Mr Chumpo is pissed. Obama bitch slapped Mr Chumpo. The nutcase LIBTARDS thought Opie was on of THEM!!! Obama isn't ONE of ANYTHING.

Obama is a loner. He has sycophantic hangers on'ers, he has Kult Kool-aid kooks and he has a large portion of the Black Sheep. If you are a SHEEPIE, black or otherwise, you follow, you don't think, you merely parrot the same excuses in support of your Shepherd Opie. Those who are "dyed in the wool" (what a fucking great pun) LIBTARDS feel CHEATED and JILTED. As for Congress and the Senate? They are retiring, prevaricating, and putting their fingers to the wind. Obama is loyal to NO-ONE. He shit on his own mother and grandmother, and wrote glowingly about his Muzz, Drunk, Socialist, Bigomist, Daddy, who abandoned him. Obama has some serious psychological issues to deal with.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:26 PM (MaqIC)

513

$88 for ugly leggings. The Hue ones are worse, they have white Â“creaseÂ” lines like a pair of well worn jeans.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:26 PM (RZ8pf)

514 Good night, AceCzech!

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:26 PM (gofDd)

515 Everyone's living it up in the free-Ace zone I see.

Posted by: AceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:26 PM (B5cM9)

516

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 16, 2009 12:24 AM (dcKUM)

Don't forget queerbait. Saying queerbait is acceptable. But don't say that a certain someone from Mass. swallows (or some derivation).

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:26 PM (Swn/F)

517

Also, Ridley Scott's Robin Hood looks pretty good

Posted by: fartbubble at December 16, 2009 12:21 AM (cBeTr)

--Okay, game shows (as the original reality shows) I can live with. It's the faux-"unscripted" bullshit I hate with a passion.

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:27 PM (I3Udb)

518

Best advice I ever received when it came to loving a woman:

The author was my Dad.

That was lovely, and made me a bit weepy.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:27 PM (RZ8pf)

519 #503 I'm glad you cleared that up. I thought any joke involving Andy was alright. I guess not?

Posted by: chris999 at December 15, 2009 08:28 PM (B/WwP)

520 491 I thought Pantera was a band. You don;t remember those damned parachute pants things all the metal heads wore in high school?

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:29 PM (lwcJn)

521 $88 for ugly leggings. The Hue ones are worse, they have white Â“creaseÂ” lines like a pair of well worn jeans. I was looking for leggings to wear under my jeans when I was in NY and the best pair I found were from Gap online, but they were too long. I got some AE ones instead, then returned them since I wouldn't need them out here. I like my footless tights. They work for my purposes.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:29 PM (gofDd)

522 G'night, "Aceczech"!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 08:29 PM (I3Udb)

523 508 kissing is good, nibbling can be better

Posted by: ace venturra ewok detective at December 16, 2009 12:25 AM (V89AT)

Sexy banter on the ONT is fine, battery operated devices are better.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:30 PM (Swn/F)

524

Mary Kay was the creator of the Pink car. And the INTERNET.

Alas, she was eaten by a pack of famished Polar bears who had migrated South to Miami Beach due to man made global warming.

I have pictures.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:30 PM (MaqIC)

525 Real hipsters (as opposed to Hipsters):

boy shorts: http://tinyurl.com/ydh9s68, http://tinyurl.com/y8jgtx9, &
http://tinyurl.com/y9tx8dm

VS

hipsters: http://tinyurl.com/ya6z3ok

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 15, 2009 08:31 PM (zmiSr)

526

Sexy banter on the ONT is fine, battery operated devices are better.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 16, 2009 12:30 AM (Swn/F)

Like cordless drills?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:31 PM (dQdrY)

527

Sexy banter on the ONT is fine, battery operated devices are better.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 16, 2009 12:30 AM (Swn/F)

how about sexy banter AND battery operated devices, then ?

Posted by: ace venturra ewok detective at December 15, 2009 08:31 PM (V89AT)

528

Best advice I ever received when it came to loving a woman:

The author was my Dad.

Posted by: Ace is conscious, but incoherent at December 16, 2009 12:25 AM (Vu6sl)

Favorite dad advice is: Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride till someone sees you

--Okay, game shows (as the original reality shows) I can live with. It's the faux-"unscripted" bullshit I hate with a passion.

Posted by: aceprof at December 16, 2009 12:27 AM (I3Udb)

it's a mix of reality and game shows

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (cBeTr)

529 Listen to her heartbeat.

--You got it!

Posted by: Roxacce at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (I3Udb)

530

Sexy banter on the ONT is fine, battery operated devices are better.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 16, 2009 12:30 AM (Swn/F)

That's my cue!

Posted by: Laptop vibrator guy at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (dcKUM)

531 522 You don't remember those damned parachute pants things all the metal heads wore in high school?

Um, in the early 00s?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (zmiSr)

532 Nothing runs like a Deere.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:32 PM (2qU2d)

533 525 battery operated devices are better. A friend sent me a nsfw email today about a diamond and platinum battery operated device

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:33 PM (lwcJn)

534

534 Nothing runs like a Deere.

no, no deer, ass to high, run too fast...

Posted by: chief sitting ace at December 15, 2009 08:34 PM (V89AT)

535

Everyone's living it up in the free-Ace zone I see. Posted by: AceInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:26 AM (B5cM9)

Having a snapping good time I say.

Posted by: Ace's Jock Strap at December 15, 2009 08:34 PM (3IZGh)

536 Hey, I happen to like fat chicks.

Posted by: Pepe Lepew at December 15, 2009 08:34 PM (CWYn1)

537 #526 gus Did she also write the song "Pink Cadillac?"

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 08:34 PM (kmgIE)

538

how about sexy banter AND battery operated devices, then ?

Posted by: ace venturra ewok detective at December 16, 2009 12:31 AM (V89AT)

Sorry, the first does nothing for me.

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:34 PM (Swn/F)

539

I thougt the key was the timing between her screams of, "OH GOD, OH GOD." "YES, YES YES!"

And her trying to pull your ears off. Stuff like that.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:35 PM (dQdrY)

540 533 You don't remember those damned parachute pants things all the metal heads wore in high school? Um, yeah right. the00s, not the 80s. i'm not that old, really

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:35 PM (lwcJn)

541

My dad's wise word of advice was:

"Son, upside down they're all the same".

I miss my dad (insert tears here).

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 08:36 PM (dcKUM)

542 Like cordless drills?

I remember a website years ago that had over-the-top stuff like a Milwaukee Sawzall with a dildo mounted on it. Unfortunately, it has since been turned into a disgusting pron site.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:36 PM (OS2KR)

543 Wow, even lace wigs is getting in on the B+ ace puppeting action.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:36 PM (gofDd)

544 Hi gus, wazz-up?

Posted by: Greg at December 15, 2009 08:37 PM (Cta0m)

545 Fat chicks are more comfortable. That is true.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:37 PM (dQdrY)

546

Obama banned Pink Cadillacs when he took over Government Motors.

Brucey Springstone wrote the song and is a drinker of the Kult-Kool-aid.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:37 PM (MaqIC)

547

I think diamonds there would hurt. Unless it was just on the handle.

Posted by: ParanoidAceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:38 PM (RZ8pf)

548

Ello Greg, I'm pontificating per usual.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:38 PM (MaqIC)

549 Brucey Springstone wrote the song and is a drinker of the Kult-Kool-aid.

Oh no. That song predates Bruce by decades.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:38 PM (OS2KR)

550

"Son, upside down they're all the same".

Umm, that's not what I've heard.

Posted by: The Octopussy at December 15, 2009 08:38 PM (Swn/F)

551 Ace Five, I am The Milwaukee Sawzall.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:39 PM (MaqIC)

552 Fat chicks are more comfortable. That is true.

It's what's in her heart that's more important. I've seen many a hottie who was an otherwise completely worthless combination of arrogant and stupid.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:40 PM (OS2KR)

553 551- Don't worry, gus, we like your passion here.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:40 PM (Oywr+)

554 554- Oh my lord.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:40 PM (Oywr+)

555

Hey, I happen to like fat chicks.
Especially when they're rich, but it's unrequited. Luckily I've got Mary Palm and her five friends to comfort me.

Posted by: aceholepundit at December 15, 2009 08:40 PM (2qU2d)

556

Fat chicks are more comfortable. That is true.

They keep you warm in the Winter and give you shade in the Summer.

Posted by: Ace's Thought Of The Day at December 15, 2009 08:41 PM (3IZGh)

557 Okay back from the gym
What did I miss?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 08:41 PM (F+U5/)

558 Do you want to learn how to love a woman? Listen to her kisses, listen to her touch, listen to her breathing, Listen to her heartbeat.

That's why I always ask a woman to take her bra off

Posted by: kb+da ace at December 15, 2009 08:41 PM (sYxEE)

559 557 I remember showing that site to some of the Mrs.' friends, just to see them recoil in abject horror.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:41 PM (OS2KR)

560 542 Um, yeah right. the00s, not the 80s. i'm not that old, really.

For some reason, I just can't stop being a smart-ass today.

Seriously, though, they brought those back when I was in HS in the '00s. Oh, yeah--my great-grandmother lived to be 102, so my views about age are different than most. Besides, I look so young, I get carded whenever I buy glue. Blah.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hath no ace at December 15, 2009 08:42 PM (zmiSr)

561 ...monitoring and itching to try out the new mustard -colored font...

Posted by: MætenAceloch at December 15, 2009 08:42 PM (mQi3C)

562 550 well it wasnt work safe so i didn;t open it. and i don;t know how to do tiny url, so no point in finding link now.

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:42 PM (lwcJn)

563

Really?? I thought Spruce wrote that song the same year he wrote Santa Claus is coming to town. You remember? That year Santa brought Clarence a new Saxophone!!

Bruce is hard core, he'd never sell out.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:42 PM (MaqIC)

564 That's why I always ask a woman to take her bra off

Nah. Once you've kissed their neck a while, you can take it off yourself with no objection at all.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:43 PM (OS2KR)

565 555 Fat chicks are more comfortable. That is true.

Comfortable, and most of the time not suffocating

Posted by: Meghan McAce at December 15, 2009 08:43 PM (sYxEE)

566

Best advice I ever received when it came to loving a woman:

Go home. Light a Candle. Do nothing but stare at the flame for 10 minutes. Watch how it dances around the wick. Moving with every imperceptible current of air. Dancing, Dancing, but never touching...Now. Be the Flame.

Advice given to me by a Lesbian friend in college.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2009 08:43 PM (h9hzM)

567 560- chemace, I don't think you were really at the gym. your timing has been very suspicious.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:43 PM (Oywr+)

568 #540 aceyunderalls Well then, how about cuddling positions interspaced with some ear nibbling. The battery operated devices could be a led flashlight w/2"D" batteries. Should operate about 3-4 weeks before the batteries give out.

Posted by: mystry ace at December 15, 2009 08:44 PM (kmgIE)

569 562- I think it's probably one of those things that sounds really good in fantasy but is probably very unpleasant in reality.

Posted by: Girl Ace-Day at December 15, 2009 08:45 PM (Oywr+)

570 569

Best advice I ever received when it came to loving a woman:

Advice given to me by a Lesbian friend in college.

Posted by: garrett at December 16, 2009 12:43 AM (h9hzM)

Does that work with those new Nancy Pelosi lightbulbs?

Posted by: TexAceJew at December 15, 2009 08:45 PM (dcKUM)

571 572, this stuff was monstrous. They didn't even think it sounded good in fantasy.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:46 PM (OS2KR)

572 It's what's in her heart that's more important. I've seen many a hottie who was an otherwise completely worthless combination of arrogant and stupid.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 16, 2009 12:40 AM (OS2KR)

Yeah, but you'd still hit it, right?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:47 PM (dQdrY)

573 aceyunderalls are you still here?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 08:47 PM (F+U5/)

574 NO ONE will EVER figure out who I really am. But you ALL know be my ANOTHER name.

Posted by: ACE-E-DC at December 15, 2009 08:47 PM (MaqIC)

575 Yup

Posted by: The Octopussy at December 15, 2009 08:48 PM (Swn/F)

576 576, oh, sure. But I'd rather spend time with a lady who has more going for her than a nice va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:48 PM (OS2KR)

577

Yeah, but you'd still hit it, right?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 12:47 AM (dQdrY)

I'll fuck everything that moves

Posted by: Jay at December 15, 2009 08:48 PM (cBeTr)

578 G'night, Morons.

, Moronettes.

Posted by: Z Ace (Ryan) at December 15, 2009 08:48 PM (cMo6P)

579

Fat chix are like MOPEDS. They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you ride them.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:49 PM (MaqIC)

580 Damn it . Helps to take the sock off. And since it's officially a new day, I'm going back to LU.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:49 PM (Swn/F)

581 I'm just going to sit and wait for Maet to toss a yellow flag...

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:49 PM (gofDd)

582 I'll fuck everything that moves

I think that is pretty much the moron standard.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:49 PM (OS2KR)

583 Yoohoo, Meghan! Hiya!

Posted by: aceholepundit at December 15, 2009 08:50 PM (2qU2d)

584 When the lights are off, ARROGANT and STUPID tastes just like the rest.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:50 PM (MaqIC)

585 laceyunderalls, just caught you @ 224 - you have no idea

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 08:50 PM (F+U5/)

586 Good night, Z Ace!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 08:50 PM (I3Udb)

587 That Allahpundit is such a stalker. Was he a serial killer in a previous life?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 15, 2009 08:51 PM (OS2KR)

588 Even without the telltale IP, I would have guessed you in a moment as . . . GUS'S ROGUE KEYBOARD!!!

It's like literary DNA.

Posted by: The Forensics Hexpert at December 15, 2009 08:51 PM (GKXA7)

589 Or you could just make it good for you, and buy her jewelry.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:51 PM (dQdrY)

590 Good night Z Ace

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 08:51 PM (F+U5/)

591

I'll fuck everything that moves

Apparently THUNDER THIGHS RODHAM "moved" at one point during the 20th century.

That's "moved" not "MOOOOOED".

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:52 PM (MaqIC)

592 When the lights are off, ARROGANT and STUPID tastes just like the rest.

True enough, for a very short-term lease.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:52 PM (OS2KR)

593 589-Doesn't matter. Not in the least. In fact, I think it can work to your advantage. Some girls *cough cough* do not go for the man whore.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:52 PM (Swn/F)

594

Does that work with those new Nancy Pelosi lightbulbs?

The screwy pigtail ones that are poisonous?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:52 PM (2qU2d)

595 DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:52 PM (MaqIC)

596 I'll fuck everything that moves i thought you guys had to wait for the valurite to kick in, so they would slow down enough for you morons to catch

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 08:53 PM (lwcJn)

597 "Rent" VS. "Lease"

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 08:53 PM (MaqIC)

598 Apparently THUNDER THIGHS RODHAM "moved" at one point during the 20th century. That's "moved" not "MOOOOOED". Heh speaking of HRC, the Secret Service tell all book I picked up had an anecdote about Bill and Hill. Apparently, anytime one would enter a room the other was in, the other would get up and leave

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:53 PM (gofDd)

599 This IS my normal voice. When my capslock is unleashed, YOU'LL KNOW IT.

Posted by: Gus's keyboard at December 15, 2009 08:54 PM (GKXA7)

600 584 I'm just going to sit and wait for Maet to toss a yellow flag...
Posted by: wherestheace at December 16, 2009 12:49 AM (gofDd)

Actually I wasn't kidding about the mustard flag.

Posted by: MætenAceloch at December 15, 2009 08:54 PM (mQi3C)

601

Best woman advice:

Prenup.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:54 PM (dQdrY)

602 "Rent" VS. "Lease" How about "buy"?

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:54 PM (gofDd)

603

Fat chix are like MOPAR. They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you ride them.

Posted by: gus at December 16, 2009 12:49 AM (MaqIC)

fixed

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 08:54 PM (cBeTr)

604

Apparently, anytime one would enter a room the other was in, the other would get up and leave

That must have been very awkward for Monica.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:55 PM (2qU2d)

605 mustard flag. It doesn't have the same scary brightness.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (gofDd)

606 How about "buy"?

That is my preference. To each their own.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (OS2KR)

607 Maet's about an hour too late with his Crayola box of banhammer colors.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (Swn/F)

608 Rent to own?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (2qU2d)

609 I thought Allahpundit was a Neal Boortz sock.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (dQdrY)

610 Posted by: wherestheace at December 16, 2009 12:53 AM (gofDd)
---------------

Oooh, a tell-all book? Which, where, wha?

God I'd love to be a fly on the wall when those two are having one of their plotting sessions. Can you imagine?

Posted by: Gus's keyboard at December 15, 2009 08:56 PM (GKXA7)

611

http://tinyurl.com/ybz6383

You Tube- Michelle Obama has been compared to many celebrities.

I put it to the test. They wouldn't allow me to use Frankie Vallie's Walk Like a Man with Michelle walking at the beginning. PC over at You Tube...actually copyright.

I did an earlier video with Peggy Lee singing Hey Big Spender to the Obamas.

Not bad.

Posted by: Granny Jan at December 15, 2009 08:57 PM (1u4Rt)

612 Even if you're planning on owning, maintenance is still very important.

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:57 PM (gofDd)

613 Installment method?

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:57 PM (2qU2d)

614 612 It is always best to test drive, of course. The best thing, though, is to weed out the ones with very mercenary intentions early on.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:57 PM (OS2KR)

615

Mustard is an ugly color.

Well reality bit me in the ass again so IÂ’m saying goodnight before I become a heap of melancholy right here on the thread.

Love you all.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 15, 2009 08:58 PM (RZ8pf)

616 I can't get this damn sockpuppet off in Firefox on Mac. WELL, I suppose I MIGHT AS WELL get into the SPIRIT of things in that case.

Posted by: Gus's keyboard at December 15, 2009 08:58 PM (GKXA7)

617 Hey all. Anything funny happen today? Memes and such? Was there a strike or somthin'? Feed the beagles, man!

Posted by: Johnny Ace, 8th seeded funnym at December 15, 2009 08:58 PM (Jj2Z9)

618 How about "buy"?

Posted by: wherestheace at December 16, 2009 12:54 AM (gofDd)

Yes, a good woman will only appreciate in value. She is a good investment.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 08:59 PM (dQdrY)

619 Good night PGiS

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 08:59 PM (OS2KR)

620 #584 WTR still waiting for the yellow flag? Maet's not here tonight. He is ace tonight. As such, he has more latitude and longitude.

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 08:59 PM (kmgIE)

621 613 This book: http://tinyurl.com/ya9g5er

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 08:59 PM (gofDd)

622 Goodnight, PGiS.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 08:59 PM (2qU2d)

623 Good night PGiS!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (Vu6sl)

624 Good night, PAiS. *hugs*

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (gofDd)

625 Yes, a good woman will only appreciate in value. She is a good investment.

Truer words are rarely spoken.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (OS2KR)

626 'Night, PGIS

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (Oywr+)

627

wherestheace, My brother is State Dept Bureau of Diplomatic Security, he was head Bodyguard for Dr Condoleeza Rice for her last year of protection. My brother is a-political. He had to work Rodhams' detail several times this summer before moving overseas. She kept her SECRET SERVICE (former 1st lady detail AND the SDBDS detail). My brother told me she swore like a Sailor. She didn't work nights nor weekends...AT ALL.

He has the utmost respect for Dr Condoleeza Rice and her professional ethic.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM (MaqIC)

628

Well reality bit me in the ass again so IÂ’m saying goodnight before I become a heap of melancholy right here on the thread.

Love you all.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)

Want to talk about it? What is the point if we can't help each other?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:01 PM (dQdrY)

629 Nite PGiS

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 09:01 PM (kmgIE)

630 Good Night PGiS and thanks for heating my night up. LOL

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at December 15, 2009 09:01 PM (3IZGh)

631 Oh, she switched back. Well, still, good night!

Posted by: wherestheace at December 15, 2009 09:01 PM (gofDd)

632 Posted by: wherestheace at December 16, 2009 12:53 AM (gofDd)

I had read that, too, from someone on Freerepublic. Made me laugh at the WINO (wife-in-name-only) and HINO (husband-in-name-only) relationship they appear to have. Apparently, their fights could get quite loud, too.

Posted by: TheresaD at December 15, 2009 09:01 PM (iGCmo)

633 624 #584 WTR still waiting for the yellow flag? Maet's not here tonight. He is ace tonight. As such, he has more latitude and longitude.
Posted by: mystry at December 16, 2009 12:59 AM (kmgIE)

Yes, latitude to adjust everyone's Life Clocks without any nagging paperwork. Come on did you not read my 4-part detailed series on what is and is not allowed?

Posted by: MætenAceloch at December 15, 2009 09:02 PM (mQi3C)

634 Hi Theresa

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 09:02 PM (F+U5/)

635 Guess I'm taking the ace puppet off now, too. But it was fun.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:02 PM (gofDd)

636

Best woman advice:

Prenup.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 12:54 AM (dQdrY)

--Tell me about it

Posted by: EldrACE Woods at December 15, 2009 09:02 PM (I3Udb)

637 Theresa, I'm betting teh Won and the First Wookie are the same way.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:03 PM (gofDd)

638 Especially a generous prenup.

Posted by: Elin Woods at December 15, 2009 09:03 PM (OS2KR)

639

Mustard is an ugly color.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)

how about pumpkin orange (not hunter's orange) pants? My favorite pair to throw on when I'm out in the snow

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:03 PM (cBeTr)

640

Mustard is an ugly color.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 16, 2009 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)

--Heresy!

Posted by: Dwight "Ace" Schrute at December 15, 2009 09:03 PM (I3Udb)

641 Good night, PAiS!

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 09:04 PM (I3Udb)

642 The Turkish officer corps have it better. They don't have to do any extra paperwork if they keep summary executions below two a quarter.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:04 PM (dQdrY)

643 kinda wish I was jewish, cool shirt today at http://shirt.woot.com/

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:04 PM (cBeTr)

644 #637 Maet 10-4

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 09:05 PM (kmgIE)

645

It's a school night and it's 1am. Tsk tsk, I have no business being up.

Night all!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 09:05 PM (Swn/F)

646 good night lacey

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 09:05 PM (F+U5/)

647

I'd like to THANK those of you who have been KIND to me and have given me PROPS.

I SALUTE you.

Posted by: GACE at December 15, 2009 09:06 PM (MaqIC)

648 648 #637 Maet 10-4
Posted by: mystry at December 16, 2009 01:05 AM (kmgIE)

Not Maet. MÃ¦tenACEloch.

Posted by: MætenAceloch at December 15, 2009 09:06 PM (mQi3C)

649 Hmmm, now that midnight passeth perhaps I should off the Ace sock

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 09:06 PM (I3Udb)

650 Good night lacey

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 09:07 PM (kmgIE)

651 Good night, lacey!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:07 PM (I3Udb)

652 I believe at midnight PST the Ace socks turn into pumpkins. And a curse that will follow you for up to 72 hours...

Posted by: MætenAceloch at December 15, 2009 09:07 PM (mQi3C)

653 Phew! I had to close Firefox and restart it to get that sockpuppet off. Scary stuff, man.

Posted by: arhooley at December 15, 2009 09:08 PM (GKXA7)

654 its not midnight on the left coast, or hawaii

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:08 PM (lwcJn)

655

Ace SOCK? What ACE sock?

Posted by: GACE at December 15, 2009 09:08 PM (MaqIC)

656 midnight PST isn't for a couple of hours yet.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:09 PM (OS2KR)

657 I think I'm in the clear, Ace-sock-wise. . . .

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:09 PM (I3Udb)

658 10-4 MaetenACEloch SIR!

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 09:09 PM (kmgIE)

659 Who is GACE?

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:09 PM (I3Udb)

660 Yes, sir, Mr. Ã†c

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (dQdrY)

661 Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 16, 2009 01:08 AM (lwcJn)

--Where do you live, abd?

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (I3Udb)

662 666?

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (F+U5/)

663 Got it!

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (XllG0)

664 ?

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (I3Udb)

665 heh

Posted by: chemace at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (F+U5/)

666 Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (XllG0)

667 Congrats, chemace!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (I3Udb)

668

We're all clear. Ace hasn't succombed to Charles Johnson disease.

YET.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:10 PM (MaqIC)

669 Dang WTA is losing her 666 mojo. She's going to have to go crush some hobos or something now...

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:11 PM (OS2KR)

670 its not midnight on the left coast, or hawaii

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 16, 2009 01:08 AM (lwcJn)

Why does everyone forget about us?

Posted by: Acelaska at December 15, 2009 09:11 PM (YX6i/)

671 Oh, GACE=gus.

Capitalization threw me off. . . .

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:12 PM (I3Udb)

672

Why does everyone forget about us?

Posted by: Acelaska at December 16, 2009 01:11 AM (YX6i/)

because your Alaska?

wouldn't mind moving up there though in the boonies

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:13 PM (cBeTr)

673

GACE, was a Chicago Community Organizer!! And coincidentally Mr. John Hussein GACE, mmm mmm mmm, worked as a CLOWN. But Mr. GACE's clown act was only part time. Until he went away.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:13 PM (MaqIC)

674 And I'm not acecanuck at all--I'm... the spy!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2009 09:14 PM (2qU2d)

675 los angeles. i went to the moron meet in santa monica a while back

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:14 PM (lwcJn)

676 Hi ChemJe- err, Chemace!

Yep, Rum, I think the present 1st couple are the same. Wonder what we'll be reading in future about them?

Posted by: TheresaD at December 15, 2009 09:14 PM (iGCmo)

677 Why does everyone forget about us?

I can't forget you; I cried the day I had to fly home from there.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:14 PM (OS2KR)

678 logprof??? How did you know? Are you a trained LEO?

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:15 PM (MaqIC)

679

Why does everyone forget about us?

Posted by: Acelaska at December 16, 2009 01:11 AM (YX6i/)

--Uh, because a lot of you is the same time zone as Hawaii?

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:15 PM (I3Udb)

680 because your Alaska? hey now, sarahcuda is from alaska!

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:16 PM (lwcJn)

681 Speaking of meetups, is anyone here going to the tax-day tea party in D.C.?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:16 PM (Oywr+)

682 I wander off and someone steals 666. *sigh* And a belated good night to lacey!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:16 PM (gofDd)

683 logprof??? How did you know? Are you a trained LEO?

Posted by: gus at December 16, 2009 01:15 AM (MaqIC)

--Nope, just tracked down the hash.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:16 PM (I3Udb)

684

Gucci, you "premium" bag is not our concern.

Kevin Jennings. He is your buyer.

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:16 PM (MaqIC)

685 Alaska is mind-blowingly awesome.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 15, 2009 09:17 PM (zmiSr)

686 April 15? Probably not, but you never know. Maybe the stars can align and it will be warm enough I can just take the bike out there.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:17 PM (OS2KR)

687 I can NEVER fool ANYONE. Why WHY wHy????

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:17 PM (MaqIC)

688 Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 16, 2009 01:14 AM (lwcJn) You're in LA? Did you go to the meet up at South (the bar in West LA)? I was at that one and the Yankee Doodle meet up before that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:18 PM (gofDd)

689 what happened to moronapalooza in april?

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:18 PM (lwcJn)

690 We won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Roger Daltry at December 15, 2009 09:18 PM (OS2KR)

691 Alaska is mind-blowingly awesome.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 16, 2009 01:17 AM (zmiSr)

--As if the natural scenery were not enough, the brew-pubs are also sweet!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:19 PM (I3Udb)

692 never heard about the one at south. went to the one on the santa monica promenade. i was still a (spit) lizardette at that point, and adamthemadman talked me into going with him

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:20 PM (lwcJn)

693 Good night, PGiS. Be of good cheer.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 15, 2009 09:20 PM (yf/JJ)

694 I think the present 1st couple are the same. Wonder what we'll be reading in future about them? I can't wait, lol. I'm sure it'll be juicy.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:21 PM (gofDd)

695 #687 WTR As someone once said "You got back just in time to be to late for the 666."

Posted by: mystry at December 15, 2009 09:21 PM (kmgIE)

696 Sorry, PGiS! Frakking sock.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:21 PM (yf/JJ)

697 Okay, gotta disappear for a while to take meds (just ear drops --nothing serious). Catch y'all later!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 09:22 PM (I3Udb)

698 Only O's proctologist know for sure.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:22 PM (dQdrY)

699

--As if the natural scenery were not enough, the brew-pubs are also sweet!

Posted by: logprof at December 16, 2009 01:19 AM (I3Udb)

Silver Gulch

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:22 PM (cBeTr)

700 At least it wasn't me this time.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:22 PM (yf/JJ)

701 went to the one on the santa monica promenade. i was still a (spit) lizardette at that point, and adamthemadman talked me into going with him That was the first one I ever went to. I remember meeting adamthemad. Don't seem him much around here anymore, either. I remember there being one other chick there with her husband. Then I was the only chick left.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:22 PM (gofDd)

702 I can't wait, lol. I'm sure it'll be juicy.

Probably that she completely wears the pants in the family, and that he wouldn't dare pull a Klinton on her for fear of being cut up into small pieces. That attending the Rev Wright's church for 20 years was at her insistence. Just guesses

Posted by: Roger Daltry at December 15, 2009 09:23 PM (OS2KR)

703 mystry, I maintain Maet has been doing it on purpose.

Although I think it's really because I'm no longer sitting in a dark bedroom with nothing else to do but read the ONT.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:24 PM (gofDd)

704 hmm, i left fairly early. redhead, had on levis, a black shirt and granny boots

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:24 PM (lwcJn)

705

It's zero degrees here. The ice-cap on my lake is growing. It will not completely disappear until April. Until St Patricks Day, I will be able to walk across the lake or ice fish. Mother Nature is a beautiful woman. She is not ill, nor is she in need of Al Gore's help.

Lake Country Wisconsin is unbelievably beautiful. And my lake was formed by Global Warming. At one time glaciers where my house stands, were ONE MILE THICK.

Dinosaurs driving Hummers????

Posted by: gus at December 15, 2009 09:25 PM (MaqIC)

706 Hey I have an idea I wanted to bounce off the morons...

I know some of you want to connect offline but didn't want to exchange private info in an open forum. So I've been acting as a go-between, but I've been thinking of a way for morons to connect without losing their anonymity. Facebook would be a good solution except that I'm pretty sure you can't join anonymously.

So what I'm thinking of doing is setting up a private Yahoo group that would be moderated by some of the morons of semi-decent character. One good thing about yahoo is that you can create a profile using any name available and control exactly how much info is given out. Any group emails sent to your profile would privately get forwarded to your 'real' email address. Plus Yahoo had email, chat, and other Facebooky stuff.

Anyone interested? Thoughts?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 09:26 PM (mQi3C)

707 Silver Gulch

Been there!! Great place, thanks to a friend in Fairbanks for telling us about it.

Posted by: Ace Five at December 15, 2009 09:27 PM (OS2KR)

708 Darn. Wish there were some moron meetups in my area. Most of the mornos seem to be clustered in the N.E., the pacific N.W. and LA.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:27 PM (Oywr+)

709 Although I think it's really because I'm no longer sitting in a dark bedroom with nothing else to do but read the ONT.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 01:24 AM (gofDd)

That is tragic. All those hours of potential bliss lost.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:27 PM (dQdrY)

710 Dinosaurs driving Hummers?

Almost the same: http://tinyurl.com/yenhqkd

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 09:28 PM (F+U5/)

711 711- That sounds good to me.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:28 PM (Oywr+)

712 Anyone interested? Thoughts? Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch Hmmm. Perhaps.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:29 PM (yf/JJ)

713 Maet, it would only mean the downfall of the ONT.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 09:29 PM (F+U5/)

714 709 I do remember there being another female early on, but I don't think I said hi. So, hi!

I was the only Asian there. Can't really miss me, lol.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:29 PM (gofDd)

715 Of course, some of us use Twitter, which allows for banter and any level of anonymity you want. But a specific group on Yahoo would be interesting.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:30 PM (Oywr+)

716 Wish there were some moron meetups in my area.

Tragically, I never get out there anymore. Ever.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:30 PM (OS2KR)

717

Lake Country Wisconsin is unbelievably beautiful.

Posted by: gus at December 16, 2009 01:25 AM (MaqIC)

love Mukwonago

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:31 PM (cBeTr)

718

So what I'm thinking of doing is setting up a private Yahoo group that would be moderated by some of the morons of semi-decent character.

Is that a joke?

Butt, seriously, sounds cool. What are ya gonna call it?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:31 PM (dQdrY)

719 Maet, it would only mean the downfall of the ONT.

I think you are right. All of the "interesting" discussions would be over there, for sure.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:32 PM (OS2KR)

720 morons of semi-decent character *blink*

Posted by: IllTemperedAce at December 15, 2009 09:32 PM (9Lm5R)

721 721-We have several morons/moronettes in the Carolinas, but it's kind of a big area.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:33 PM (Oywr+)

722 So what I'm thinking of doing is setting up a private Yahoo group that would be moderated by some of the morons of semi-decent character.
Is that a joke?
Butt, seriously, sounds cool. What are ya gonna call it?
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 01:31 AM (dQdrY)

Well I didn't want to raise the bar too high.

So far possible names range from the unimaginative but descriptive 'AoSHQ' to 'AoSHQ-Behind-the-dumpster'. But I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 09:33 PM (mQi3C)

723 I think the name should be Moron Grotto.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:33 PM (Oywr+)

724 why do you need a yahoo group? haven;t most people set up hotmail addies for their alteregos? especially after the whole blow up i missed

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:34 PM (lwcJn)

725 726, it's too bad I wasn't spending some time here while spending five months at Ft Bragg. A moron meetup would definitely have livened up the monotony.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:34 PM (OS2KR)

726 I think you are right. All of the "interesting" discussions would be over there, for sure. I don't think that would happen. Other regional morons communicate through either Google or Yahoo groups to schedule meetups and the like. The LA morons have a Gmail groups and none of us ever contact each other through it. I don't think I even remember how to access it...

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:34 PM (gofDd)

727 AoSHQ Meat-up.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:35 PM (dQdrY)

728 How about "AoSHQ: ONT Edition"?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:35 PM (gofDd)

729 behind the dumpster is good

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:36 PM (lwcJn)

730 734 great place to ambush hobos, after all.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:36 PM (OS2KR)

731 AoSHQ - Behind the Ewok?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:39 PM (gofDd)

732 We did lose ginger to FB.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:39 PM (yf/JJ)

733 724 Maet, it would only mean the downfall of the ONT.

I think you are right. All of the "interesting" discussions would be over there, for sure.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 01:32 AM (OS2KR)

Well that is one thing I worry about. A lot of the ONT regulars seem to have migrated over to FB, but a lot still come to the ONT for the real time chat aspect.

A Yahoo group would really be more of a mailing list and clearing house than a chat site. Mostly it's a way for morons to find each other and talk privately if they want.

But I could be wrong which is why I wanted to see what the ONT regulars think.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 09:39 PM (mQi3C)

734 Maet, it would also mean a big hit to Ace's website statistics. I don't really know how web advertising works, but aren't rates related to website visits or something? The ONT's are the only ones that routinely get 700+ posts per day and who knows how many more pageloads. So maybe this idea is worth running by Ace first.

Actually, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of redesign of Ace's whole website?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 09:39 PM (F+U5/)

735 yeah, its a good idea for that. but i don;t think i get a vote. i mostly lurk here

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:41 PM (lwcJn)

736 738- I think it's a good idea, MÃ¦t.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:41 PM (Oywr+)

737 We did lose ginger to FB. Is that what happened to ginger? I wondered. I don't think the Yahoo group is meant to replace the ONT. It's just a place where if we want to contact someone here, we can do it through the forum instead of blaring our emails on the blog.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:42 PM (gofDd)

738 Also, we wouldn't have to give our real names in the Yahoo group, as Maet said above. I think joining on FB means you have to give up your real identity? Unless FB is okay with people using aliases.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:43 PM (gofDd)

739 Oh I don't think it's a bad idea, I just think it will move the ONT, and AoSHQ in general, to different directions that may not be entirely what we want.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 09:44 PM (F+U5/)

740 The Hobo Lounge? Moon Base Bacon B+ANAL The Bunk

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:44 PM (yf/JJ)

741 739 Maet, it would also mean a big hit to Ace's website statistics. I don't really know how web advertising works, but aren't rates related to website visits or something? The ONT's are the only ones that routinely get 700+ posts per day and who knows how many more pageloads. So maybe this idea is worth running by Ace first.
Actually, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of redesign of Ace's whole website?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 01:39 AM (F+U5/)

I emailed him but haven't heard anything back. But I know some of the morons already have gmail groups they use to coordinate things so it's not like it's unprecedented. And it's not designed to replace or cannibalize the ONT.

It's really intended just as a way for morons to hook up and share stuff without giving up too much privacy.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 09:44 PM (mQi3C)

742 743- You could sign up to facebook with an alias, but the problem is that most of the people on there already have established accounts with their real names.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 09:45 PM (Oywr+)

743 ixnay on the oungdlay

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:45 PM (lwcJn)

744 744, True. It will do something unexpected. But, such is Life.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:45 PM (yf/JJ)

745 4 day old microwaved cheeseburger farts are some of the worst

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:46 PM (cBeTr)

746 750, Forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 09:47 PM (yf/JJ)

747 Unless FB is okay with people using aliases.

You put in an email address and a name. The name apparently just has to sound real.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:48 PM (OS2KR)

748 4 day old microwaved cheeseburger farts are some of the worst

Posted by: fartbubble at December 16, 2009 01:46 AM (cBeTr)

I'll raise you pickeled egg and beer farts.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:48 PM (dQdrY)

749 744 Oh I don't think it's a bad idea, I just think it will move the ONT, and AoSHQ in general, to different directions that may not be entirely what we want.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 01:44 AM (F+U5/)

What issues do you foresee - do you think it will divide the morons, get raunchy, or become too clique-y?

And is it really possible to join FB anonymously? I think I tried one time and it balked me at some point.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 09:48 PM (mQi3C)

750 You could sign up to facebook with an alias, but the problem is that most of the people on there already have established accounts with their real names. Ah, okay. When I considered signing up with FB it was still limited to college kids and you needed a college email address to join. When they opened it to the general public, I lost interest.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:49 PM (gofDd)

751 So I could sign up as Miles Long?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:50 PM (dQdrY)

752

I'll raise you pickeled egg and beer farts.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 01:48 AM (dQdrY)

could never eat pickled eggs. Pickled ham hocks and pickled eel yes but not pickled eggs

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:50 PM (cBeTr)

753 What issues do you see - do you think it will divide the morons, get raunchy, or become too clique-y?

I can see all of that happening, depending on the setup.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:50 PM (OS2KR)

754 The LA morons Gmail group is now completely spammed with pr0n videos.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:51 PM (gofDd)

755 I don;t get it. its pretty easy to do the hotmail address for your nic. you can do total fake address and everything. i did.

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:51 PM (lwcJn)

756 When I considered signing up with FB it was still limited to college kids and you needed a college email address to join.

Facebook apparently has changed some since then. Now you get all kinds of oldsters - like my 60-year-old mother - on there. And enjoying it.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 09:52 PM (OS2KR)

757

could never eat pickled eggs. Pickled ham hocks and pickled eel yes but not pickled eggs

Posted by: fartbubble at December 16, 2009 01:50 AM (cBeTr)

Me either, but I have smelled them. Damn open bay barracks.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:52 PM (dQdrY)

758 spammed with pr0n videos. i;m guessing some of the morons don;t consider that spam, but a bonus of membership

Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at December 15, 2009 09:53 PM (lwcJn)

759 Well Maet as I said I think it will lead to the eventual elimination of the ONT, and lower website statistics for Ace (and whatever that will do for Ace's ad revenues). But why not try to replicate those same features here on AoSHQ? Can't we implement some of those desirable Yahoo-type features here? That is why I asked about the AoSHQ redesign. I remember there was some post a while ago from Ace, something like "yeah yeah, that new website will be here any day now". Is that a serious possibility or is AoSHQ going to stay with this style and format forever?

Or, maybe those Yahoo-type features could be integrated into the existing site somehow so that people still come here for their AoSHQ-goodness and we don't lose this community of "smart military bloggers" that Ace has cultured.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 09:54 PM (F+U5/)

760 Test

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:55 PM (dQdrY)

761 Now you get all kinds of oldsters - like my 60-year-old mother - on there. And enjoying it. Heh. I know people who have their entire families on FB. I'm just not comfortable having that much info about me on the web for all to see. I don't mind posting faceless pictures of me here, but if someone were to hack into my FB account then I'm screwed. Not that I think I'm important enough for anyone to want to try, but why risk it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:56 PM (gofDd)

762 Seems to work fine. Or would if I hadn't misspelled it.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:56 PM (dQdrY)

763 chemjeff, I'm part of two moron groups, one on Yahoo and one on Gmail. It has done nothing to replace the ONT. The morons hardly ever communicate via the groups except to set up meet ups. Also, I just killed a medium sized spider. Why are there such big spiders in my house?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 09:59 PM (gofDd)

764 There are no yellow flags on Yahoo. Maet can just tell people to get a room and we can all go do the voyuer thing til it gets boring. Then come back and talk about them. Win/win.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 09:59 PM (dQdrY)

765 sweet, finally hit the negative degrees outside (not including wind chill)

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 09:59 PM (cBeTr)

766 747 743- You could sign up to facebook with an alias, but the problem is that most of the people on there already have established accounts with their real names.

You can make different accounts on facebook, you just need different email addresses. Easily done with Yahoo or Gmail of course.

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 10:00 PM (XllG0)

767 764, Damn right.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:00 PM (yf/JJ)

768

759: "The LA morons Gmail group is now completely spammed with pr0n videos"

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:00 PM (8MuSQ)

769 Can't we implement some of those desirable Yahoo-type features here? That is why I asked about the AoSHQ redesign. I remember there was some post a while ago from Ace, something like "yeah yeah, that new website will be here any day now". Is that a serious possibility or is AoSHQ going to stay with this style and format forever?

Based on what little I've heard any mu.nu site improvements are coming 'real soon now'. So it could be a year or years away. And adding the Yahoo-stuff may be too difficult unless you move to a site that supports it or are a full-time bicyclist/programmer.

Does anyone know if Hotair or other major site offers similar features?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:01 PM (mQi3C)

770 what the deuce is going on?

Posted by: tentative ace at December 15, 2009 10:01 PM (SwkdU)

771 What if palin steele sneaks in?

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:02 PM (yf/JJ)

772 AoSHQ-goodness and we don't lose this community of "smart military bloggers" that Ace has cultured.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 01:54 AM (F+U5/)

I would prefer the term "cultivated."

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 10:03 PM (dQdrY)

773

I'll raise you pickeled egg and beer farts.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 01:48 AM (dQdrY)

could never eat pickled eggs. Pickled ham hocks and pickled eel yes but not pickled eggs

I think the worst was three days of 'whatever's cheapest on tap' and dinner of as many Chilitos as dollars left at last call.

Ever run YOURSELF away from an OUTDOOR space?

Posted by: JamesLee at December 15, 2009 10:03 PM (C55HG)

774 I personally think more of you should be on Twitter. It's a quick way to exchange information and quips. It's anonymous if you want it to be. You can direct message individual followers. There a lot of conservatives on there, including many morons/moronettes.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:04 PM (Oywr+)

775 WTR well yeah, when I was in Nebraska I joined a moron meetup group too, but its sole purpose was dedicated to organizing the local meetup. It seems to me that what Maet is proposing is grander in scope than this. Or maybe I have it wrong.

I am just naturally a worrier I suppose. If the group thinks that we should just do it and roll with the consequences then I'm okay with that, I suppose, but we should at least tell Ace what is up and make sure he's on the level with all this.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:04 PM (F+U5/)

776 You can sign up for Facebook using any alias, so long as you provide a valid email address. They are really tightening security measures right now, too.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 15, 2009 10:04 PM (zmiSr)

777 776 What if palin steele sneaks in?
Posted by: eman at December 16, 2009 02:02 AM (yf/JJ)

Well he would have to be approved by a moderator after undergoing the Trial of Questioning on AoSHQ lore.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:04 PM (mQi3C)

778 HA does not have similar features. I don't know how anyone at HA communicates with each outside of the blog or if they do at all. I doubt Ed nor Allah have the time or inclination to help out their commenters. HA also doesn't have meetups like we do here, either. (Which makes Ace's the better blog, imho.)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:05 PM (gofDd)

779 Aren't there applets or plugins or add-ons or some such thing that can be embedded into the code?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:05 PM (F+U5/)

780

Ever run YOURSELF away from an OUTDOOR space?

Posted by: JamesLee at December 16, 2009 02:03 AM (C55HG)

No, but I caused a bloodhound to commit suicide once.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 10:06 PM (dQdrY)

781

I think the worst was three days of 'whatever's cheapest on tap' and dinner of as many Chilitos as dollars left at last call.

Ever run YOURSELF away from an OUTDOOR space?

Posted by: JamesLee at December 16, 2009 02:03 AM (C55HG)

cheap beer farts are nasty. Beast and Rolling Rock are the worst

this shit is fucking retaded, they keep moving the polar plunge back every year. This year, shit isn't happening till February 27th. They should have kept it on New Years

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 10:07 PM (cBeTr)

782 Will there be Feats of Strength? You know, maybe we should all get an apartment together and have a show on Bravo.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:07 PM (yf/JJ)

783 I joined a moron meetup group too, but its sole purpose was dedicated to organizing the local meetup. It seems to me that what Maet is proposing is grander in scope than this. Or maybe I have it wrong. I think it's just a way for us to organize "meet ups" only online instead of in person. Like, if I wanted PGiS's email so I could send her something off blog, I could go to the groups and see if she's a member there and email her. Instead of asking her to post her email as a comment. Unless, I'm wrong and Maet really just is using it as a ploy to stalk all of us.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:07 PM (gofDd)

784 Seems like there's freeware for everything these days, i'll bet Pixy could find some kind of chat service if he felt like looking.

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 10:07 PM (XllG0)

785 Girl Thursday, I have a twitter account but, to be honest, it is a bit overwhelming. I cannot keep track of all the tweets. Anything I am looking for is quickly lost in a sea of 100-character idiot posts of what some random dude had for breakfast that morning. So I haven't used it for months now. How do you use your account? Can you recommend a way to filter out all the noise?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:08 PM (F+U5/)

786 Only way I've ever seen anyone use another person's FB was because they knew the password. Word to this wise: never give your FB password to your siblings. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 15, 2009 10:08 PM (zmiSr)

787 Will there be Feats of Strength? No, but there will Strength of Feet! (Does anyone get the references? No?)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:08 PM (gofDd)

788 Just do it. It is easier to ask forgiveness.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 10:08 PM (dQdrY)

789 779 I personally think more of you should be on Twitter. It's a quick way to exchange information and quips. It's anonymous if you want it to be. You can direct message individual followers. There a lot of conservatives on there, including many morons/moronettes.
Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 16, 2009 02:04 AM (Oywr+)

Well Twitter could be a possibility since it does allow you to send private messages. But I'm not sure if there's a way to create a group like a mailing list.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:09 PM (mQi3C)

790 I think K-Bob has made noise about cooking up something like this.

Posted by: ace of fluff at December 15, 2009 10:09 PM (SwkdU)

791 You know, maybe we should all get an apartment together and have a show on Bravo.

Okay, but I'm installing the cameras.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:09 PM (F+U5/)

792 Pickled eggs will not be allowed.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:10 PM (yf/JJ)

793 Well he would have to be approved by a moderator after undergoing the Trial of Questioning on AoSHQ lore. Will it also include Princess Bride and Monty Python lore questioning as well?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:10 PM (gofDd)

794 Well Twitter could be a possibility since it does allow you to send private messages. But I'm not sure if there's a way to create a group like a mailing list.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at December 16, 2009 02:09 AM (mQi3C)

you could do it as a topic like, say #AoSHQ

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 10:10 PM (cBeTr)

795 Unless, I'm wrong and Maet really just is using it as a ploy to stalk all of us.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 02:07 AM (gofDd)

That was Phase II. I still say Maet is the puppetmaster of this whole place.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 10:11 PM (dQdrY)

796 Gah, not Twitter! Too much inanity on Twitter.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:11 PM (gofDd)

797 Some quick binging turned this up

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 10:12 PM (XllG0)

798 It seems to me that what Maet is proposing is grander in scope than this. Or maybe I have it wrong.
I am just naturally a worrier I suppose. If the group thinks that we should just do it and roll with the consequences then I'm okay with that, I suppose, but we should at least tell Ace what is up and make sure he's on the level with all this.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 02:04 AM (F+U5/)

It's probably less grand than you imagine. And it's not like I'm trying to go behind Ace's back in any way. It's really meant as a way to build an AoSHQ community in a more organized fashion. Especially for planning upcoming Aceapalooza.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:12 PM (mQi3C)

799

You know, maybe we should all get an apartment together and have a show on Bravo.

I can almost see it now... we DVR Beck, cheering and plotting how we really ARE taking over the country, and hey, grab me a beer while you're up, and then everyone opens laptops to scroll through the ONT....

Posted by: JamesLee at December 15, 2009 10:13 PM (C55HG)

800 790, you can organize people you follow into various lists. Heather Radish has hers set up the best that I have seen. And I tend not to follow people who just tweet useless crap. Like MegMac, for example.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (OS2KR)

801 Some quick binging turned this up

Posted by: koopy at December 16, 2009 02:12 AM (XllG0)

if you go that route, just do IRC

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (cBeTr)

802 It sounds fine to me. I'll just have to make an email account with a fake name.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (yf/JJ)

803 This one looks better

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (XllG0)

804 Unless, I'm wrong and Maet really just is using it as a ploy to stalk all of us.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 02:07 AM (gofDd)

You're seriously under-estimating my inherent laziness. Even if I was getting paid to stalk someone, I'd probably lose interest and start slacking off.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:14 PM (mQi3C)

805 790- If you try to keep up with everything everyone posts, you'll drive yourself crazy. But I've gotten to know some morons better there, and have met a lot of cool conservatives. And I've even met some locals. Plus, it's fun to tell people that Fred Thompson and Vanilla Ice are following you on twitter.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:15 PM (Oywr+)

806 if you go that route, just do IRC

Yeah, that second one looks more suitable

Posted by: koopy at December 15, 2009 10:16 PM (XllG0)

807 Vanilla Ice is a C?

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:16 PM (yf/JJ)

808 805 790, you can organize people you follow into various lists. Heather Radish has hers set up the best that I have seen. And I tend not to follow people who just tweet useless crap. Like MegMac, for example.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 02:14 AM (OS2KR)

Is that a Twitter feature or something that one of the clients adds on?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:16 PM (mQi3C)

809 805- Yes, Hatchet Five and I have been tweeting each other when the ONT has a lull.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:16 PM (Oywr+)

810 Even if I was getting paid to stalk someone, I'd probably lose interest and start slacking off. Even a Kelly Hu lookalike with more knowledge of British history than most Brits?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:17 PM (gofDd)

811 I know you morons will appreciate the weapon used here: http://tinyurl.com/ydybwox

Meh. I always wanted to nail someone with an atlatl.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 15, 2009 10:18 PM (LtIsn)

812 812- I don't know about that. And, actually, I suspect it's not the real Vanilla Ice who's following me. I definitely had a fake Hasslehoff following me for a while.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:19 PM (Oywr+)

813

@792: "No, but there will Strength of Feet!"

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:19 PM (8MuSQ)

814 813 it is a feature, appears on the right side of the "home" page between "saved searches" and "trending topics"

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:19 PM (OS2KR)

815 813- It's a twitter feature.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:19 PM (Oywr+)

816 818 Awesome. That movie never fails to amuse me. I've seen it a hundred times and I still love it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:20 PM (gofDd)

817 It's probably less grand than you imagine. And it's not like I'm trying to go behind Ace's back in any way. It's really meant as a way to build an AoSHQ community in a more organized fashion. Especially for planning upcoming Aceapalooza.

Oh no Maet I wasn't accusing you of that. I think you are well-intentioned.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:20 PM (F+U5/)

818 Even a Kelly Hu lookalike with more knowledge of British history than most Brits?
Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 02:17 AM (gofDd)

Well okay. But no early hours or cold weather stakeouts.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:20 PM (mQi3C)

819 819 813 it is a feature, appears on the right side of the "home" page between "saved searches" and "trending topics"
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 02:19 AM (OS2KR)

Well, what do you know - it is there. I usually only read tweets using Twhirl or an iphone app so I never saw that feature.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:24 PM (mQi3C)

820 But no early hours or cold weather stakeouts. It's SoCal. What cold weather?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:24 PM (gofDd)

821

Blinkin! What are you doing up there?

Guessing?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:24 PM (8MuSQ)

822 Blinkin! What are you doing up there? Guessing? I guess no one's coming? Get down from there! *attempts to climb ladder, knocks it over, falls, gets up and dusts self off* I can see! *walks into tree*

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:26 PM (gofDd)

823 Time to saw wood. Later, folks. May you know the Peace of Landru.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 10:27 PM (yf/JJ)

824 MÃ¦t, I'm going to follow you even if it does appear that you've only made two tweets in the past three months.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:30 PM (Oywr+)

825 Okay I installed Gwibber and am trying it out - ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:31 PM (F+U5/)

826 Good night, eman. I'm not on Twitter for one of the same reasons I'm not on FB. I don't like following fads.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:32 PM (gofDd)

827 829 MÃ¦t, I'm going to follow you even if it does appear that you've only made two tweets in the past three months.
Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 16, 2009 02:30 AM (Oywr+)

Yeah, I know I've been remiss. I'm so swamped with emails and gathering links for the ONT that I barely have a chance to even look at tweets.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:33 PM (mQi3C)

828 WTR, some things are fads, some really change things. The Iranian protest movement this summer, for example - coordinated and reported on Twitter. MySpace appears to be a dying fad, while Facebook has every old lady in the country following her grandkids on it, or so it would seem.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:38 PM (OS2KR)

829

I can see! *walks into tree*

No, I was wrong.

Fix yer boobs! Ya look like a bleeding Picasso!

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:39 PM (8MuSQ)

830 833- I agree with Hatchet. It's also a quick way to get tipped onto info without having to scan the Internet all day for stories.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:40 PM (Oywr+)

831 That's true, about Twitter. I still don't like having that much of a presence on the Internet. I'm sure Irony is laughing somewhere. The first time I heard about Twitter was on Leo Laporte's tech show and no one was really using it. Then it suddenly exploded into popularity. I just hate being part of things everyone uses. And maybe I'm like Crichton in that I just don't trust computers or the Internet, lol.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:40 PM (gofDd)

832 Chemjeff, I'm following you too now (I think it's you, anyway).

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:41 PM (Oywr+)

833 cerebral juices = better than shoes and first kisses combined.

Posted by: acehalla at December 15, 2009 10:41 PM (qvLJq)

834 You can trust me, wherestherum. Shall I sing a song for you?

Posted by: HAL 9000 at December 15, 2009 10:42 PM (SwkdU)

835 I think I liked the "behind the dumpster" angle better.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 10:44 PM (dQdrY)

836 You can trust me, wherestherum.

Shall I sing a song for you?

Daisy, daisy...

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 15, 2009 10:45 PM (LtIsn)

837 Yeah, I know I've been remiss. I'm so swamped with emails and gathering links for the ONT that I barely have a chance to even look at tweets.

Okay I kinda thought maybe there was an underlying reason for your proposal. You've been our unofficial go-between for personal email swapping; is that duty too burdensome? Is it unfair for us to ask this of you?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:45 PM (F+U5/)

838 Shall I sing a song for you? What if I want out?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:46 PM (gofDd)

839 And maybe I'm like Crichton in that I just don't trust computers or the Internet, lol.

The key is you control how much goes on twitter or facebook. My profile pic on both is the family dog, for example.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:46 PM (OS2KR)

840 Okay I see part of my problem with Twitter. Apparently I am following 400 people. I am now going through and removing most of them. Who should I follow?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:47 PM (F+U5/)

841 My profile pic on both is the family dog, for example. That's my profile pic for Gmail. I have Stitch as my profile for Yahoo. I see where FB and Twitter are useful. I just don't want to be part of it. If I need to communicate with people, I generally already have their phone numbers and/or emails already.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

842 I'm paying for text messages for a reason, aren't I?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

843 I'm down to following 98 people

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 10:49 PM (cBeTr)

844 Okay looking at the documentation it looks like Twitter lists do a lot of what I'm looking for but maybe not everything.

So it looks like someone would have to create an AoSHQMorons list and act as a gatekeeper as far as adding new interest morons. Then once you're added, you can follow the group and be able to direct message anyone else on it as well as broadcast.

So it could work but it seems like more hoops to jump through than just using a yahoo or gmail. Or am I missing a key benefit?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:49 PM (mQi3C)

845 Hey what is this "list" thing on Twitter? Is this new?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:50 PM (F+U5/)

846 Who should I follow?

Definitely not @planetromney

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:50 PM (OS2KR)

847 845- Follow me, of course

Ace and Gabe tweet fairly regularly. Steven Crowder and Adam Baldwin are entertaining to follow. A lot of the high-profile conservative chicks you guys crush on are on there. Definitely follow Sarah Palin, she has some good tweets.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:52 PM (Oywr+)

848 Funny, I'm following both planetromney and romneycentral

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:52 PM (F+U5/)

849 Okay I kinda thought maybe there was an underlying reason for your proposal. You've been our unofficial go-between for personal email swapping; is that duty too burdensome? Is it unfair for us to ask this of you?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 02:45 AM (F+U5/)

No, the go-between stuff hasn't been a problem. I'm just thinking ahead on how to automate and scale it.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:53 PM (mQi3C)

850 Twitter is a very open forum, though, isn't it? It's not as open as the comments here, but what you say to other people is open to the public, if I'm not mistaken. Plus you're limited to, what, 140 characters per tweet? I can see how that would be good for fast meet ups and the like, but what if we need to pass on more extensive info?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:53 PM (gofDd)

851 Hmm should I continue to follow G. Gordon Liddy?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:55 PM (F+U5/)

852

Shall I sing a song for you?

The night is young, and you're so beautiful

Here among the forest, beautiful

Lay-dee

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:55 PM (8MuSQ)

853 Hmm should I continue to follow G. Gordon Liddy? He's doing gold commercials now.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:55 PM (gofDd)

854 Ugh is there an easier way to unfollow people instead of clicking on them one by one?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 10:56 PM (F+U5/)

855 855 Twitter is a very open forum, though, isn't it? It's not as open as the comments here, but what you say to other people is open to the public, if I'm not mistaken. Plus you're limited to, what, 140 characters per tweet? I can see how that would be good for fast meet ups and the like, but what if we need to pass on more extensive info?
Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 02:53 AM (gofDd)

Yeah, I don't think there's any way to restrict your tweets to a certain group of people. So it's not quite a fit for what I'm looking for.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 10:56 PM (mQi3C)

856 Rum, you have the option of making your profile private if you choose. Then people have to be approved by you before they can follow you. Most of them I don't worry about, even the "Michael Moore Megafan" who just started following me. :/

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 10:58 PM (OS2KR)

857 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 16, 2009 02:55 AM (8MuSQ) Now I really want to watch the movie. http://tinyurl.com/5od48h

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 10:59 PM (gofDd)

858 849- I think someone also has to be following you for a direct message to work. I don't think it's the most effective option for the purpose you brought up, but it is a fun way for morons to connect if they're already on there.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 10:59 PM (Oywr+)

859

@852: "Definitely follow Sarah Palin, she has some good tweets."

If, by "tweets," you mean "legs" or "breasts," then yes. Yes, she does.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 15, 2009 10:59 PM (8MuSQ)

860 861- I got Michael Moore Megafan a while back, too. I had made a Moore joke, and I think he just trolls twitter for Moore's name.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:00 PM (Oywr+)

861 All right, I'm back. Trying to get a head start on laundry before heading off to see the family Thursday.

Oh, and since I forgot: Sorry I bailed last night. I laid down to take my meds, then dozed off!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 11:00 PM (I3Udb)

862 859- Chemjeff, there's a platform that lets you unfollow en masse. I can't remember what it is. I'll send it to you when I figure it out.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:02 PM (Oywr+)

863 I got nothing worthwhile to say so I see no reason for me to use twitter. I just post my inanity here and see who reads it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:03 PM (gofDd)

864 861 Rum, you have the option of making your profile private if you choose. Then people have to be approved by you before they can follow you. Most of them I don't worry about, even the "Michael Moore Megafan" who just started following me. :/
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 02:58 AM (OS2KR)

Ah yes I see where you can set that. Do you have a problem with spam directed at you through @ replies?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:03 PM (mQi3C)

865 865 now I see, I RT'd one about Moore in the "pleaseseekhelp" topic. Go figure.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:04 PM (OS2KR)

866 869, I haven't. Most of the spammers just seem to be trying to get people to follow them.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:05 PM (OS2KR)

867 I haven't. Most of the spammers just seem to be trying to get people to follow them.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 03:05 AM (OS2KR)

I get the opposite with spammers following me

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:09 PM (cBeTr)

868 GirlThursday, are you GalThursday on Twitter? Because I think I'm following you now.

I am now following a mere 46 people. Thank goodness.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:09 PM (F+U5/)

869 My profile pic on both is the family dog, for example.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 02:46 AM (OS2KR)

--Oh, you're one of those people.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 11:10 PM (I3Udb)

870 873- Yes ... I was going to tell you to use http://thetwitcleaner.com/

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:11 PM (Oywr+)

871 873 That's her.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:11 PM (OS2KR)

872 Oh, you're one of those people.

She is, after all, much cuter than I am. Don't you agree?

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:12 PM (OS2KR)

873 GirlThursday did you get that message?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:13 PM (F+U5/)

874 not a bad deal on Amazon. Flip MinoHD for $120

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:13 PM (cBeTr)

875 so what is the deal with the lists?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:13 PM (F+U5/)

876 878- The one on here? Or the thing you just broadcast on Twitter? I got both.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:15 PM (Oywr+)

877 880. you create the list, then add people to it by going to you "following list" and then clicking the list icon to add them to whichever list.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:15 PM (OS2KR)

878 I'm not ready for tweeting yet. I'm using the Blackberry just for e-mail and PINning.

Facebook's enough, plus the website.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 11:15 PM (I3Udb)

879 878 I got the same one.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:15 PM (OS2KR)

880 880- The lists are just a way to organize the people you follow, if you want to. For example, you could do an AoS list. Then other people could follow your list. It's not necessary though.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:16 PM (Oywr+)

881 Does Twitter help you make money or get laid?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 11:16 PM (dQdrY)

882 883 I'm not ready for tweeting yet. I'm using the Blackberry just for e-mail and PINning.
Facebook's enough, plus the website.
Posted by: logprof at December 16, 2009 03:15 AM (I3Udb)

Just curious but do you think FB has lured a lot of morons away from the site or is it not a direct competitor?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:17 PM (mQi3C)

883 going the topic route is still the best way to go IMO with direct messages for the real personal shit

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:17 PM (cBeTr)

884 886 according to the spammers it can!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:18 PM (OS2KR)

885 too cold to be naked

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:20 PM (cBeTr)

886 887- I know you're not asking me, but I don't think it has. It has an IM function, but is pretty static otherwise. I think posts are made to the AoS fan page just a few times a month.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:20 PM (Oywr+)

887 886 according to the spammers it can!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 03:18 AM (OS2KR)

I may have to re-think my knee-jerk, non-joiner reaction then.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 15, 2009 11:21 PM (dQdrY)

888 man the Linux clients for twitter are positively awful

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:21 PM (F+U5/)

889 891 887- I know you're not asking me, but I don't think it has. It has an IM function, but is pretty static otherwise. I think posts are made to the AoS fan page just a few times a month.
Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 16, 2009 03:20 AM (Oywr+)

Yeah, as a non-Facebooker I'm curious how active it is. I don't think any of the co-bloggers are members so it's kind of an unknown.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:22 PM (mQi3C)

890 jeff, did you get my reply to your tweet?

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:23 PM (OS2KR)

891 too cold to be naked It's a toasty 49 degrees outside.

And 75 in the house.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:23 PM (gofDd)

892 Hmm it looks like TweetDeck supports lists but Twhirl doesn't. I may switch over just for that feature.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:23 PM (mQi3C)

893 fuck you Games For Windows Live update

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:24 PM (cBeTr)

894 Rum, lucky you. Here it is about 65 in the house, and 2 outside. As in 2 degrees. Fahrenheit.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:24 PM (OS2KR)

895 It's a toasty 49 degrees outside.

And 75 in the house.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 03:23 AM (gofDd)

-3 with a -24 windchill outside about 60 if I'm lucky inside because I've been to lazy to seal up the windows

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:25 PM (cBeTr)

896 mainly did the twitter because the 360 let's you play with it on the console

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:26 PM (cBeTr)

897 Just curious but do you think FB has lured a lot of morons away from the site or is it not a direct competitor?

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at December 16, 2009 03:17 AM (mQi3C)

--It seems it has at the least pulled away a lot of the traffic of several formerly much more active posters, like ginger, joan and kbd. There is some cross-fertilization, though, as a lot of AoS posts are also posted on their profiles, and vice versa. The activity is more on their profiles than the AoS group page.

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 11:27 PM (I3Udb)

898 901-What's your handle?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:27 PM (Oywr+)

899 man I am such a Twitter idiot

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:28 PM (F+U5/)

900 As in 2 degrees. Fahrenheit. I've never experienced that and never want to. My natural habitat is tropical, sub tropical or near the desert. Nothing colder than 40s at night.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:28 PM (gofDd)

901 What's your handle?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 16, 2009 03:27 AM (Oywr+)

my gamertag or my name on twitter?

gamertag: kick flip0420

twitter: fart_bubble

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:28 PM (cBeTr)

902 Hatchet Five, I got some from GalThursday and some from mcassill, are you mcassill?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:29 PM (F+U5/)

903 And is it really possible to join FB anonymously? I think I tried one time and it balked me at some point.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at December 16, 2009 01:48 AM (mQi3C)

FB wants a real identity on who you are due to the crackdowns on those predators who stalk the underaged online.

There are privacy settings just enhanced on FB, you can control who can even find your name in a search.

FB has emailing between members which would keep your information just between you and the recipient.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2009 11:29 PM (sYxEE)

904 904 you keep messaging all 400 of your followers.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:30 PM (OS2KR)

905 907 yup that's me

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:31 PM (OS2KR)

906 909 904 you keep messaging all 400 of your followers.

Is that bad?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:32 PM (F+U5/)

907 chemjeff ... not an idiot, just a newbie. Also, maybe the platform you're using isn't great. TweetDeck works really well for me.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:33 PM (Oywr+)

908 They may find some of them entertaining

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:33 PM (OS2KR)

909 912 I'm still doing all of mine from "web". What is the big advantage to tweetdeck, really?

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:34 PM (OS2KR)

910 WTF - now it says "authorization failed"

This is ridiculous, this is why I don't get involved in Web 2.0 things - the cost/benefit ratio is just too high - I have a hard enough time keeping up with 2 email accounts (and on both I have something like 200+ unread messages)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:35 PM (F+U5/)

911 Yeah, as a non-Facebooker I'm curious how active it is. I don't think any of the co-bloggers are members so it's kind of an unknown.

It's not an active chat board, mostly it's bulletins with a few comments, most active is the moron who's who so people can find each other. Ginger and DrewM are moderators and your group membership has to be approved by them.

It's handy sometimes for those times when something happens here and the FB morons haven't noticed it or missed it, like banhammer and dum-dum's banning

Most of the discussion occurs on the FB member's wall when some article or status is posted and starts a little discussion. One moronette mentioned banhammer and it started a 60 comments string on her post.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2009 11:36 PM (sYxEE)

912 I'm still doing all of mine from "web". What is the big advantage to tweetdeck, really?

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 03:34 AM (OS2KR)

gives you twitter, myspace and facebook all in one go

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:36 PM (cBeTr)

913 kbear, I've been getting email from @facebook that my email account tells me contains a virus. I don't have a facebook account anyway, so I'm guessing the emails are just phishing or spam. Have you seen this?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:37 PM (gofDd)

914 I have something like 200+ unread messages

Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 03:35 AM (F+U5/)

that's nothing, I've got about 13k in unread messages in my yahoo account

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:37 PM (cBeTr)

915 I have a hard enough time keeping up with 2 email accounts (and on both I have something like 200+ unread messages) So that's why I haven't heard from you. I promise I don't bite. Unless you want me to.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:38 PM (gofDd)

916 914- Tweetdeck lets you have several columns so that you can see DMs and Tweets mentioning you immediately rather than having to look them up. Also, you can have a facebook column. So, if you have Tweetdeck open, you can see Twitter and FB updates live. Also, you just click on a person's avatar to convo or retweet them. It's very handy for multitasking ADD types.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:38 PM (Oywr+)

917 Argh

Locked out! We've temporarily locked your account after too many failed attempts to sign in. Please chillax for a few, then try again.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:38 PM (F+U5/)

918 918 I get fake facebook stuff all the time. And never in the correct format. You'd think the spammers would smarten up.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:39 PM (OS2KR)

919 Ahhh thanx GT and fb

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 15, 2009 11:40 PM (OS2KR)

920 It's not an active chat board, mostly it's bulletins with a few comments, most active is the moron who's who so people can find each other. Ginger and DrewM are moderators and your group membership has to be approved by them.

Okay I didn't realize DrewM was on the list. What I'm thinking of doing is kind of the same thing except with a lower barrier to entry. Plus you can use your AoS moniker and stay anonymous. I'm just gauging the interest out there.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:40 PM (mQi3C)

921 Brain the size of a planet and I'm limited to 140 characters lol!

Posted by: Marvin the Android at December 15, 2009 11:41 PM (SwkdU)

922 to be precise, I've got 13379 unread emails (not including spam which is another 132) on my account. Yahoo blows when it comes to mass deletions in your inbox

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:41 PM (cBeTr)

923 Gabe is on the FB list too.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 15, 2009 11:42 PM (Dxfei)

924 fartbubble well I think they want you to purchase the POP3 email option - which I am about on the verge of doing

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:42 PM (F+U5/)

925 chemjeff, what the hell are you doing that they locked you out of your account?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:43 PM (Oywr+)

926 918 kbear,

I've been getting email from @facebook that my email account tells me contains a virus. I don't have a facebook account anyway, so I'm guessing the emails are just phishing or spam. Have you seen this?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 03:37 AM

Yeh, that's phishing without a doubt. I've set my FB not to send email copies to my regular email (the one you need to provide to sign up), otherwise you get a flood of hundreds of messages to your inbox that you've already read anyway.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2009 11:43 PM (sYxEE)

927 So I've been locked out of my own Twitter account so I think that means it's time for me to go to bed - oh and I have to be up at 6 AM tomorrow so WTH am I doing still talking to you???

Good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:43 PM (F+U5/)

928 fartbubble well I think they want you to purchase the POP3 email option - which I am about on the verge of doing

Posted by: chemjeff at December 16, 2009 03:42 AM (F+U5/)

I'll say fuck it and start a new email address before I give Yahoo money

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:44 PM (cBeTr)

929 Okay, it is almost 2:45 and I have a busy day in the morros.

Good night, all!!

Oh, and Happy Hanukkace!

Posted by: logprof at December 15, 2009 11:44 PM (I3Udb)

930 fartbubble..
Yahoo Mail has applications now. Try Automatic Organizer

Posted by: sickinmass at December 15, 2009 11:44 PM (Dxfei)

931 Girl Thursday, I don't know - I kept getting "authentication failed" errors when I used the KDE Twitter client - and now I'm locked out

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:44 PM (F+U5/)

932 good night logprof

Posted by: chemjeff at December 15, 2009 11:45 PM (F+U5/)

933 935- Ooo, an automatic organizer ... does it work well?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:45 PM (Oywr+)

934 Okay I didn't realize DrewM was on the list. What I'm thinking of doing is kind of the same thing except with a lower barrier to entry. Plus you can use your AoS moniker and stay anonymous. I'm just gauging the interest out there.
Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at December 16, 2009 03:40 AM

Remember the rule when gauging interest impulsively in the wee hours. Initial interest degrades geometrically each step you take. That's why events have RSVP's

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2009 11:46 PM (sYxEE)

935 936- Pooh. I looked forward to tweeting with you. Have a good night.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:47 PM (Oywr+)

936 good night logprof and chemjeff

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:47 PM (gofDd)

937 Hey all, again-- thread's got too long to refresh on my phone, but saw Twitter stuff scrolling down-- I'm @eastviewphotog As well-- here's a little non-tourist shot of the tree @ Rock Center--comment if you like it! http://twitpic.com/tq3gq 1/15 sec handheld w/zoom

Posted by: Johnny I, unseeded funnyman at December 15, 2009 11:48 PM (ig2PW)

938 Maet, you could try doing it in the harsh light of 3 pm when Ace is usually awake and people are mainly on the blog and see how it goes.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:48 PM (gofDd)

939 938 935- Ooo, an automatic organizer ... does it work well?

Look, it calculates the tip!

Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at December 15, 2009 11:48 PM (sYxEE)

940 so they send you an email telling you they've organized your inbox. Some reason that seems counter-intuitive

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:49 PM (cBeTr)

941 As well-- here's a little non-tourist shot of the tree @ Rock Center--comment if you like it! Now that makes me really bummed I didn't get to go to NYC this last Thanksgiving weekend. I would have been there for the lighting and everything! Stupid ex.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:50 PM (gofDd)

942 >>... does it work well?

Hell yeah! Once you set it up it can take up to 20 hours to complete, but it's done on their servers. I guess it depends on how many emails you have stored. I had 700 when I applied the application.
Lot's of other apps too! I like the photo editing..better than Picasa3.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 15, 2009 11:51 PM (Dxfei)

943 943 Maet, you could try doing it in the harsh light of 3 pm when Ace is usually awake and people are mainly on the blog and see how it goes.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 16, 2009 03:48 AM (gofDd)

Yep. So far interest seems rather mild. On the other hand if FB and the other groups haven't hurt the blog, one more group probably won't either.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 15, 2009 11:54 PM (mQi3C)

944 where would companies be if not for FireFox (be quite you linux users) bringing applications to the masses?

Posted by: fartbubble at December 15, 2009 11:54 PM (cBeTr)

945 I'm off to bed, morons. Good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:55 PM (gofDd)

946 O/T
The Pentagon announced THIS MORNING the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There... is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 15, 2009 11:55 PM (Dxfei)

947 Look, it calculates the tip! Don't give 'em a tip!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at December 15, 2009 11:56 PM (SwkdU)

948 948- I do hope there's some kind of go-to for meetup information, etc. Not everyone is going to go on Twitter, and FB lacks anonymity.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:56 PM (Oywr+)

949 On the other hand if FB and the other groups haven't hurt the blog, one more group probably won't either. I think it'll be nice to have a centralized group since the other ones are regionally based. Esp when Aceapalooza gets underway, like you said above. Ok, now I'm going to bed. 'Night!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 15, 2009 11:57 PM (gofDd)

950 951- That cracked me up. Especially #5.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 15, 2009 11:58 PM (Oywr+)

951 fuck you Games for Windows Live update.....see you tomorrow you piece of fucking shit.

Posted by: fartbubble at December 16, 2009 12:00 AM (cBeTr)

952
City Center opened last night in Las Vegas.
In related news.. The Sahara shut down 2 of it's 3 hotel towers! Buffet too.
We should definitely get great deals for a National Meet-up!

Posted by: sickinmass at December 16, 2009 12:00 AM (Dxfei)

953 It would work for general messages like who wants to share a room at Moronapalooza, and such.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 16, 2009 12:01 AM (dQdrY)

954 Darn, all that twitter talk caused me to stay up too late. Goodnight, y'all.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 16, 2009 12:01 AM (Oywr+)

955 g'night

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 16, 2009 12:02 AM (OS2KR)

956
Robert Heft, the designer of the 50 star flag dies at 67.

Billy Bob Williams, the designer of the Confederate Flag, is still alive and kicking and fishing...

Posted by: sickinmass at December 16, 2009 12:06 AM (Dxfei)

957 25% increase in followers. Thx! This G1 is like dail-up service in these long ass threads--if there is anyone's handle I missed, follow, and you will be followed.

Posted by: Johnny I, unseeded funnyman at December 16, 2009 12:10 AM (ig2PW)

958

Ahoy polloi.

Star Trek: ObamaCare. Skip to 7:50.

Posted by: Explodey (rdb) at December 16, 2009 12:45 AM (al456)

959 963 From the description: The Doctor is abducted from Voyager and forced to work in a hospital where patients are treated based on their social status. The doctor is forced? How about the patients? How do they like the situation?

Posted by: fluffy at December 16, 2009 01:01 AM (SwkdU)

960

As for the kiss, I can remember chasing a boy on the soccer field. I tripped him on purpose, then kissed him.

It worked at age six. It works today. Why change the approach?

Posted by: aceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 10:27 PM (Swn/F)

I play soccer.

Posted by: todler ace at December 16, 2009 02:55 AM (fPOY0)

961

Texas Czechs have been quite successful. LaGrange Texas was the home of both the famous whorehouse, and its famous kolaces.

If kolaces is pronouced as 'kolacheh' I think I know how to bake them and which I will be doing in the next few days. My mother-in-law was a wonder at this and before she passed away she shared her secrets.

Posted by: DefACEd at December 16, 2009 05:46 AM (BoFBr)

962 I've got nothing to say. I'm just here to de-Aceify my handle, because I don't comment often enough to remember that I sockpuppeted Spadilio a few threads ago.

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at December 16, 2009 08:29 AM (saBHO)

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