November 26, 2009
— Open Blog Happy Thanksgiving all. I hope everyone had some good food and good times with friends and family. Personally I've always found that I could love my family a lot more along with some rum and coke. Whiskey if certain branches show up. And of course the same is probably true of your fellow ONT sub-morons.
Remembering the Great Cincinnati Turkey Drop
Oh the humanity. A day that will live in infamy at the Pinedale shopping center. And when I saw this as kid, it was my first inkling that well maybe turkeys can't fly. You can see more here and the entire episode here.
Some of these are just wrong.
Tranny Watch: Dude Looks Like a Lady(boy)
Take the spot the tranny challenge. It's harder than it looks which is why you can never be too careful in Thailand.
Royal Navy Now Giving Sailors PSPs
For 'studying'. I actually have a PSP and reading docs on it would be kinda awkward at best - a cheap netbook would be a much better solution.
Georgia high court rules lawn mower isn't a motor vehicle
So does this mean you can't get an MWI in GA?
Breeders Now Raising Poison-free Blowfish
Friends that have tried fugu tell me that it's just ehh without that extra frisson of flavor from cheating death.
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And yep it really does work as I verified last night while completing my ABBA collection.
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Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 05:59 PM (YBTwf)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 05:59 PM (G8e6m)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:00 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 06:01 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 06:01 PM (G8e6m)
Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 06:02 PM (YBTwf)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 26, 2009 06:02 PM (PY3mi)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 06:02 PM (dQdrY)
boo. If only you fucktards would stop moving to up here in the south eastern Wisconsin and I would still love this State
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:05 PM (cBeTr)
"Obama administration climate czar Carol Browner on Wednesday rejected claims that e-mails stolen from a British university show climate scientists trumped up global warming numbers, saying she considers the science settled"
From WT via HA.
Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 06:05 PM (YBTwf)
Essentially, yes it is. Plus, they get to be part of the priesthood of the new, all powerful environmental church. Bonus.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:05 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 06:05 PM (muUqs)
Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 06:06 PM (vtuZz)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:08 PM (R484t)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:09 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:08 PM (R484t)
depends if you want to wake up with a dick in your ass or not, sailors need not apply
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:10 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (muUqs)
What risk?
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 06:10 PM (dQdrY)
Regarding the Thai folks: if you can't tell the difference, is there a difference?
Yes. Yes, there most certainly is.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 06:12 PM (G8e6m)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 06:12 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 26, 2009 06:12 PM (4bKH4)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:13 PM (R484t)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (dQdrY)
Watch yer cornhole?
Nope that's just teh randomness of the ONT.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2009 06:15 PM (CA825)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (4bKH4)
We get to destroy the White House with this, right?
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:15 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:16 PM (R484t)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:18 PM (R484t)
It can be sold to a non-profit organization. Isn't ACORN a non-profit? This would be a nice deterrence for any future pesky hidden camera pimp/prostitute teams.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:18 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:19 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:20 PM (R484t)
Everything must go!
Our prices are insane!
Allah willing.
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:20 PM (R484t)
considering the amount of money they were blowing the last 15-20 years, surprised that this surprises anyone
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:23 PM (cBeTr)
What if more hoaxie stuff comes to light in the next week? What if scientists start resigning and walking back some of their claims. Then B to the O has to make a decision, stay on a sinking ship or change his plans and look like he acted hastily in the face of obvious evidence he shouldn't go.
Even if he thinks Climategate will blow over, he could have held out his announcement for another week or so and let things play out more and risked much less.
He really has poor political judgment.
Posted by: The Hammer at November 26, 2009 06:25 PM (YBTwf)
Posted by: Lonely in Thailand at November 26, 2009 06:27 PM (muUqs)
Carol Browner and Barry Obama, doubling down on stupid.
Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 06:27 PM (vtuZz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:28 PM (QECjC)
BTW: Poison-free blowfish are for pussies.
Happy Thanksgiving, morons.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 26, 2009 06:30 PM (MZhz7)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:31 PM (R484t)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (QECjC)
He hates us and is not done breaking every thing we love?
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 06:31 PM (dQdrY)
What citizenship?
Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 26, 2009 06:32 PM (muUqs)
Because, in his mind, he is exactly the kind of American everyone should strive to be. We need his shining example of perfection to light the way to our wonderful future. If he just renounced his citizenship all of us clueless yokels would be lost.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:32 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 10:28 PM (QECjC)
He plans to renounce our citizenship.
Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 06:33 PM (vtuZz)
Just a hunch.
Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 10:30 PM (+FzLa)
No shit Sherlock.
Shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: The Sandmen at November 26, 2009 06:33 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:34 PM (R484t)
No. No. No. I used to work retail many years ago. Never want to hear another one again.
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:31 PM (R484t)
ha, used to work at Toy Works for 5 years where we used to play one Christmas cd over and over again starting the first day of November till the day after Christmas. Every year, same cd. In the third year I said fuck it and bartered for me to get into the midnight stocking shift
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:35 PM (cBeTr)
Thai tranny have to do everything.
Posted by: Thai tranny at November 26, 2009 06:36 PM (vtuZz)
Shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: The Sandmen at November 26, 2009 10:33 PM (+FzLa)
Damn. I had Rahm figured for a Harkonnen.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 06:37 PM (dQdrY)
Dinner went well. My mother must have taken all of her medication this week because she wasn't too bad. Now I'm making turkey sandwiches for Mortis since he has to be at work at midnight tonight
How was your day?
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 06:38 PM (hA5JK)
We will get the usual sycophants telling us the emails mean nothing and the science is settled, that there is nothing to the scandal but desperate Palinistas making trouble.
Shame on us if it works.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:39 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:40 PM (R484t)
Is tonight's sponsor a hint, Maetenloch?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)
"Obama administration climate czar Carol Browner on Wednesday rejected claims that e-mails stolen from a British university show climate scientists trumped up global warming numbers, saying she considers the science settled"
From WT via HA.No real scientist would ever make the claim "The science is settled". Scientists (the real ones) dedicate their lives to the pursuit of knowledge. We are still making breakthroughs in fields that have been studied for thousands of years.
What are Carol Browner's credentials? What is her greatest sceintific achievement?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 06:41 PM (IqfKc)
Have you ever been so drunk with three Thai ladyboys that they had to carry you back aboard ship?
I have. Boy, was it blustery that night!
Posted by: Ed mahmoud all thaied uo at November 26, 2009 06:42 PM (gSxol)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:01 PM (G8e6m)
It's just like the Philippines, never pick up a girl on the street. If you want one, make sure you pick her up in the bar, and she works there. If you're still unsure (because you're drunk or whatever), do a good package check. Also, remember, last time I checked, one of every three had the virus in Thailand.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 06:42 PM (EhlQq)
Is tonight's sponsor a hint, Maetenloch?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh, RUNNAHHH !!!!
Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 06:42 PM (+FzLa)
"Santa Baby" by Madonna was not one of them.
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 10:40 PM (R484t)
the album we played was Have Yourself a Jazzy Little Christmas
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:43 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:43 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Haitian Voodoo Doc at November 26, 2009 06:44 PM (gSxol)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:45 PM (R484t)
We were listening to Christmas music on the local FM station and for some reason they had McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" on heavy rotation. It was all I could do not to rip the radio out of the wall and throw it through the fucking window.
I hate that damned song.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 06:46 PM (G8e6m)
#63 What are Carol Browner's credentials? What is her greatest sceintific achievement?
I believe Air Supply said it best... "Making love up shit, out of nothing at all..."
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 06:47 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:48 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 06:48 PM (cBeTr)
And Sassypants, thought of you today in Chicago as we were having a discussion about our Marshall Fields equivalent, Frederick & Nelson, and how much we all missed it and how blah Macy's is.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 06:50 PM (kXU6U)
Someone in another thread accused you and rummy of hiding sausage, PGiS.
What? Whose sausage were we hiding?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)
Yes, please. I can just see Will snap and do that too. I bet when he snapped he would be an out and out badass too.
Please, Mr. Will think of the country.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 06:51 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: mcassill at November 26, 2009 06:51 PM (WiHfw)
Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (kXU6U)
I know your name is where's the rum, but if you are in hell, might I suggest Tequilla (official drink of hell)?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (IqfKc)
uggggh, i am turkeyed out, tomorrow my and the porcelian goddess will chat for a while
sassy, if you are in chitown for xmas/new years you are invited over to the family parties
#1 thai rule, if she's superhot....its a dude
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (xsy8t)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 10:42 PM (EhlQq)
I'll leave Thailand to the true hardcore adventure travellers. I'll just do the sissy boy shit like going over Niagara Falls in nothing but a SpongeBob innertube or hunting Great Whites off of South Africa with a rusty nail file.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (G8e6m)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (xEHev)
My Thanksgiving actually turned out to be quite lovely. I now have a fridge full of delicious leftovers, and a nice apple cider/brandy cocktail to drink.
Unfortunately there are still a few dishes in the sink, including the turkey pan. Blech.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:54 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 06:54 PM (R484t)
Lucky dog. Good for you. I dunno if there's any "new" content in that though.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 26, 2009 06:54 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 06:55 PM (hvKlD)
Carol Browner was on the board of one of Al Gore's companies. Even socialists have to make a (very good) living.
Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2009 06:55 PM (vtuZz)
I dunno where to get that advice. Best bets are to ask a representative in an ACORN office or Miss'80sbaby.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 26, 2009 06:56 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Aaron at November 26, 2009 06:57 PM (pVvKc)
My mother doesn't do many things that make sense, but one of the few things that does is that doesn't serve dessert until after all the dishes are done and all the leftovers are put away. IT's the fastest way to get everyone in the kitchen helping with the dishes
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 06:58 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 26, 2009 10:52 PM (G8e6m)
My older brother was in Bangkok from 71-74. I got there once in the 90's. I was also on the last TDY to Clark AB, PI in 91. Shortly after I left, Mt. Pinatubo blew up and Clark was no more. I shed a lot of tears over that. Got a couple pics of the mountain steaming but nobody thought it would blow like that.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 06:58 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 06:59 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 07:00 PM (kXU6U)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 07:01 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 07:01 PM (dQdrY)
Wow. So what did you eat??
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 07:01 PM (hA5JK)
Re: 90
Darn it Rum, they are on to us. I thought all our talk of shoes and Disney characters would've had them fooled.
Maybe if we show them boob pictures again they'll be distracted...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 07:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2009 07:02 PM (R484t)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:02 PM (cBeTr)
From the hacked emails.
Ace to Inner_Circle
The ONT plan is coming along well. They have no idea how much personal 411 we've been compiling on them. In a few more months Phase II: The Extortion, will commence. My only worry is that Dave and steve are going to blow their covers as ParanoidGirl and wherestherum. Hopefully they can keep up appearances and continue to hide the sausages.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 07:03 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:01 PM (dQdrY)
Never made it to Subic. By the time I started going to Clark, the NPA was killing Americans and we weren't even allowed to go to Camp John Hay because we were TDY from Korea. A close friend of mine from those days wants me to go back there with him for a vacation but I'm married and he married again recently. He lived there for four years. Don't think it'll happen for a long time.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 07:05 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 07:07 PM (QECjC)
The ACORN people are the greatest for giving tax advice, at least if you are a mega-hot babe like me.
Posted by: Hannah Giles at November 26, 2009 07:08 PM (WiHfw)
Posted by: Confucious at November 26, 2009 07:09 PM (gSxol)
Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 07:09 PM (kXU6U)
Tax attorney. They have about the same morals as ACORN, but their advice is good and they won't talk.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 07:10 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 07:12 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Wherestherum at November 26, 2009 07:13 PM (kXU6U)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:14 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:12 PM (QECjC)
eww, knowing that I've jerked off to a dude would fucking suck
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:15 PM (cBeTr)
#1: The WKRP episode was based on an actual true event.
#2: Anyone else have a hankering to pull some ACORN stings? I'm feeling it lately. They seem too stupid not to fall for it again.
#3: My mother, God love her, is a shitty cook. I can't wait for Mrs. North to throw us a real feast on Sunday.
#4: Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Truman North at November 26, 2009 07:15 PM (XH/G8)
I would if I had any. I just made sandwiches for the man out of all of our leftovers. He has to be at work at midnight tonight
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 07:16 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:16 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 07:17 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: urrrrrrrgh! at November 26, 2009 07:17 PM (I3Udb)
I canÂ’t decide if I should go shopping tomorrow morning or not. There are a few really good deals at Macys on some household goods IÂ’ve been wanting. On the other hand, I think I can order them online and get the deals anyway.
Maybe IÂ’ll wake up in the morning and check to see if the things are on sale online and if they are buy them online and go back to sleep.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:18 PM (74HjV)
That sounds like a good plan to me. I think online shopping is much safer than going out in that mess tomorrow!
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 07:18 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:19 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 07:19 PM (dQdrY)
Yeah! If I can get there while the tent is still pitched might even be able to make a couple bucks.
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 07:19 PM (lW1I3)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:20 PM (74HjV)
http://tinyurl.com/ylbeump
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:21 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2009 07:21 PM (I3Udb)
e.g. creamed onions or mince meat pie.
Did anyone eat anything strange today?
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 26, 2009 07:22 PM (gxVc6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 07:24 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 26, 2009 11:22 PM (gxVc6)
jellied eel? That's not really strange and we eat it during Thanksgiving each year. I dunno, today is really not the day to go crazy on odd foods
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:25 PM (cBeTr)
wrong. They filmed a shot with fake plastic bullets in a close up of the gun. When the prop guy changed it out with blanks he missed one of the plastic bullets. The blank fired the plastic insert into his temple.
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 07:25 PM (lW1I3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2009 11:24 PM (QECjC)
I'd hit it though
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:25 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:25 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: mpur at November 26, 2009 07:27 PM (K5EyT)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:27 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 07:28 PM (74HjV)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2009 11:27 PM (74HjV)
Rapid Fire still has the most realistic and bad ass fight scenes in the last 20 years
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:29 PM (cBeTr)
My house still smells really good from all the food.
I did not eat anything weird today. We stuck with the traditional.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 07:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 07:34 PM (lW1I3)
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 07:39 PM (lW1I3)
Hi all.
Celebrated the first annual Angstgiving feast here at the homestead. Zuni Roasted Chicken, Dressing, Applesauce, and Grits-O-Gravy.
Prepared and eaten while listening to Heavy Metal (double albums exclusively).
No Friends, No Family. Just me and my aching back, some Flexoril, Spaten Optimators, and Coke in Bottles.
Rockin' out with my dog.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2009 07:40 PM (8YKNf)
my friend just texted me and I lol she said "my tongue is so sore, I was literally biting it all day..."
Posted by: curious at November 26, 2009 07:42 PM (p302b)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:43 PM (cBeTr)
Bonnie Tyler had the hit of "Holding Our for a Hero," Someone else sang a sound-alike cover for the TV series Close Up.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 26, 2009 07:47 PM (xqhoO)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 11:19 PM (dQdrY)
His wife has his huevos in a jar.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 07:47 PM (dcKUM)
My Thanksgiving dinner for orphans, misfits and stranded foreigners turned out far better than I had feared. All the side dishes were cooked and set aside for reheating and the turkey was in the oven before noon when the kids returned from the parade. Sally, a gregarious Welsh lass, made a point of drawing everybody out while they spectated, so they all knew one another better than I knew any of them and even the painfully bashful Yu Lo was speaking full sentences loudly enough to be heard. Pritee played three songs on my guitar (quite well) and everyone sang along (not quite so well). We watched the tail end of a dog show and snatches of football game. Young Ronnie was able to explain both the dog judging and American football. He also observed that the eight black T-shirts and five pairs of khakis on my shelf are arranged in order of fadedness. I perhaps need to broaden my wardrove choices a bit.
We drank, talked, got hungry and had a fine feast at 4, The gravy was the only element ever in doubt and a surreptitious can of Campbell's made it thicken up properly. I wisely made too little of everything, leaving very little leftovers after everyone took a dish of turkey for sandwiches back to the dorm. Hosting tip: Slices of bread in a sandwich baggy and foil packets of condiments make the doggy bag complete.
Two handsome and noble brothers took leave from their parents in Queens for a few hours to share dessert, flirt with our women and get the inebriated underclassmen safely back to their dorms. As a bonus to me, they offered to give a lavishly embellished report of the festivities to the bitch who maligned my guests on Monday.
Lesson of the day? There's no point looking for holiday spirit out there, You need to make your own.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 26, 2009 07:51 PM (xqhoO)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 07:51 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: logprof at November 26, 2009 07:53 PM (I3Udb)
For $45, I'll sell you a talking dildo.
So that is Barack Obama's price?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 07:53 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Larry Flint at November 26, 2009 11:49 PM (AZ9Sg)
looking at some gay K-Pop wall paper, thinking of doing my friend's whole house in it when he leaves in in a week for Christmas
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 07:54 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Bill in Baltimore at November 26, 2009 07:57 PM (lW1I3)
Logans Run - Dallas in the 70's.
A gorgeous friend of mine was in it. They only hired blonds and she was a tall very blond girl from Austin. Her husband was from a tiny East texas town and was my freshman college roommate at UT/Austin. They both were brilliant people.
Strange end to story - they are Alex Jones' parents.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 07:57 PM (dcKUM)
His wife has his huevos in a jar.
Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2009 11:47 PM (dcKUM)
Maybe the trannies could loan him a couple.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 07:58 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 07:59 PM (yRd67)
That sucks, I was looking for some classic medium boots.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2009 07:59 PM (IqfKc)
Moronettes, I wore the most comfortable dress today. I’d bought it on sale at Nordstrom in September but never figured out an appropriate occasion to wear it so today I thought what the heck. It is one of those long dresses like the chicks in the 70s wore, I think they called them ‘maxi-dresses’ which I always thought sounded stupid because of the whole ‘maxi-pads’ thing. This one wasn’t fugly like some of those 70s styles though, it was a simple long black dress with a very low cut scoop neck.
(Did my long dissertation on my dress cement my cover story?)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Joseph McCarthy's Envelopes at November 26, 2009 08:03 PM (zL+qc)
(Did my long dissertation on my dress cement my cover story?)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)
You didn't mention the fabulous shoes you wore with it. You aren't fooling anyone.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 08:03 PM (dQdrY)
ThatÂ’s because my feet were nekkid. The better to show off my totally awesome pedicure.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 08:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 08:09 PM (yRd67)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 08:09 PM (hvKlD)
Moronettes, I wore the most comfortable dress today. I’d bought it on sale at Nordstrom in September but never figured out an appropriate occasion to wear it so today I thought what the heck. It is one of those long dresses like the chicks in the 70s wore, I think they called them ‘maxi-dresses’ which I always thought sounded stupid because of the whole ‘maxi-pads’ thing. This one wasn’t fugly like some of those 70s styles though, it was a simple long black dress with a very low cut scoop neck.
Your "maxi-dress" sounds cool. Where can I get one?
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 26, 2009 08:10 PM (AZ9Sg)
Ha! So what do they think of their son these days?
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to moron nation. I'm so full i can't walk.
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 08:20 PM (XllG0)
IÂ’m talking to my sister on the phone thatÂ’s why IÂ’ve gone to radio silence.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 08:21 PM (RZ8pf)
IÂ’m talking to my sister on the phone thatÂ’s why IÂ’ve gone to radio silence.
Yeah, but where's everyone else? Raptured?
Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 08:22 PM (yRd67)
Heh, never seen that. I can't believe i watched the whole damn vid, now i got "wrap rap" stuck in my head.
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 08:23 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 08:24 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 26, 2009 08:24 PM (97VME)
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 08:25 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)
Mmmmmm......
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 26, 2009 08:25 PM (Vu6sl)
IÂ’m talking to my sister on the phone thatÂ’s why IÂ’ve gone to radio silence.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 12:21 AM (RZ8pf)
Well, at least your recognizing the spirit of the radio, gramma.
Posted by: Blazer at November 26, 2009 08:26 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 08:26 PM (yRd67)
Yes, if i can pull myself away from the leftovers.
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 08:28 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 08:29 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 08:31 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 08:33 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 08:36 PM (dQdrY)
Hah, I knew someone would come back with that. Well played.
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 08:37 PM (n1uMU)
It's much harder than it looks. I give up, which one is Dum-Dum?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2009 08:39 PM (sYxEE)
Some quick googling pulled this up if you want to check it out.
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 08:41 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: Sassypants at November 26, 2009 08:42 PM (gNxER)
Katya, IÂ’m shopping Black Friday sales even as we hang out on the ONT. Stores have put a lot of stuff up online already with the sale prices for tomorrow.
But, I might go out for a little bit depending on how I feel in the morning.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 08:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 08:46 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 08:51 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Shannon at November 26, 2009 08:58 PM (niZOC)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 09:01 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 12:39 AM (sYxEE)
I took the test a couple hours ago. I only missed two. But that's kind of like working as EOD. It only takes one and you're done.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 09:03 PM (EhlQq)
Don't worry, tomorrow will bring new reasons for powerful Laptop Battery.
Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 26, 2009 09:07 PM (dwwPD)
You guys are taking this tranny thing too seriously. A couple of Thai trannies does not make you gay.
What?
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 09:07 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: katya at November 26, 2009 09:07 PM (yRd67)
Posted by: sybilll at November 26, 2009 09:08 PM (k6FKr)
Posted by: mcassill at November 26, 2009 09:08 PM (WiHfw)
Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at November 26, 2009 09:09 PM (dwwPD)
You guys are taking this tranny thing too seriously. A couple of Thai trannies does not make you gay.
It's only gay if you like it.Posted by: mcassill at November 26, 2009 09:10 PM (WiHfw)
Posted by: Laptop-Battery at November 26, 2009 09:10 PM (dwwPD)
Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 01:08 AM (WiHfw)
Now that's a knife
Posted by: Paul Hogan at November 26, 2009 09:10 PM (cBeTr)
Katya, if you find a good price on a HazMat suit let me know, IÂ’m still thinking of wearing one when I volunteer in my sonÂ’s classroom. Damn kids spread germs like a dog spreads fleas.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
My nekkid toes:
http://tinypic.com/r/2dhisgk/6
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 01:11 AM (RZ8pf)
Those would look good in my mouth
Posted by: King Toe Sucker at November 26, 2009 09:16 PM (cBeTr)
So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 09:19 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)
Caddyshack, Yellowbeard, and She Wore A Yellow Ribbon.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 09:23 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 09:24 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2009 09:25 PM (8YKNf)
So, what movies do you morons watch over and over and never get tired of?
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)
Tetsuo, Clerks, Fong Sai Yuk, Comet Butterfly & Sword, Drunken Master, Godzilla VS Mecha-Godzilla, Ready To Rumble (guilty pleasure), etc etc etcPosted by: King Toe Sucker at November 26, 2009 09:25 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2009 01:19 AM (hA5JK)
Pretty much anything with John Wayne in it.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 09:26 PM (EhlQq)
Long time lurker here, I just wanted to say thanks to all you morons and moronettes for all the snort-out-loud wit you provide on a semi-regular basis. And the sound political wisdom. I'm going to raise a toast to you now, anyone else drinkign tonight or am I all alone?...
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:29 PM (OnM4p)
Long time lurker here, I just wanted to say thanks to all you morons and moronettes for all the snort-out-loud wit you provide on a semi-regular basis. And the sound political wisdom. I'm going to raise a toast to you now, anyone else drinkign tonight or am I all alone?...
Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:29 AM (OnM4p)
I'll toast with you!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 26, 2009 09:30 PM (Vu6sl)
Hairspray
To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Victor, Victoria
Posted by: andi sullivan at November 26, 2009 09:31 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:32 PM (OnM4p)
Dark City, Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas come to mind.
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 09:32 PM (XllG0)
Rain Man, it reminds me of the cross country trips on the campaign bus with Barack
Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 26, 2009 09:32 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 01:25 AM (8YKNf)
I had forgotten about that one. I have the DVD but haven't watched it in a long time. Time to break it out again.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 09:33 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:33 PM (hvKlD)
I'll join you in spirit, but i'm too full to partake right now
Posted by: koopy at November 26, 2009 09:33 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:35 PM (OnM4p)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:35 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:32 AM (OnM4p)
It was great. I went over to my sisters house for Thanksgiving dinner. She fixed a delicious meal. It was just my sister, her husband, her daughter and her daughters boyfriend. It was pretty low key. When I got home, I just hit the couch and watched football.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 26, 2009 09:36 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:37 PM (OnM4p)
Wings Over Water (a documentary about Naval Aviation). Prolly watched it 10 times.
Alien/Aliens
Major League
Victory at Sea (the whole series)
Spies Like Us
...OK, maybe not that last one.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 26, 2009 09:37 PM (XVy8K)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 09:38 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 26, 2009 09:38 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:39 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 26, 2009 09:40 PM (Vu6sl)
shenme - I love the Kevin Smith movies. I haven't watched them in quite a while. Might be time to NetFlix them again
The Princess Bride is another all time favorite of mine.
And the Die Hard movies always rock.
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 09:41 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:41 PM (OnM4p)
I watch Die Hard, The Thin Man, Bringing Up Baby, Auntie Mame. ThatÂ’s off the top of my head.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 09:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Elizabeth,
I love Kevin Smith. Part of the appeal was working at a Blockbuster when Clerks came out. Kind of like Animal House to every dork who joined a frat in college.
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:43 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: winewife at November 27, 2009 01:41 AM (OnM4p)
Now that sounds like a great Thanksgiving. I'll bet the story of his return trip to Vietnam was very interesting.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 26, 2009 09:44 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 26, 2009 09:45 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 09:45 PM (n1uMU)
I was working at a mall when Mallrats came out so I understand that appeal
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2009 09:45 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:45 PM (OnM4p)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 09:46 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:47 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: Jay at November 26, 2009 09:53 PM (mhIH1)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 09:54 PM (hvKlD)
Godfathers 1 and 2, the Jersey trilogy CA/Clerks/MR, pretty much any Eastwood movie. And the Sopranos any time, like I'm doing now.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 26, 2009 09:55 PM (x++TB)
Posted by: winewife at November 26, 2009 09:55 PM (OnM4p)
Posted by: Moron Stalker at November 26, 2009 09:55 PM (mhIH1)
Is that a movie reference that just went completely over my head?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 09:58 PM (RZ8pf)
I do make good lasagna thoughÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 09:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Useless sockpuppet at November 26, 2009 09:59 PM (mhIH1)
Spartacus
Midnight Cowboy
The Buttler
Cocktale
Dawson's Crack
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 26, 2009 09:59 PM (DtTM9)
Posted by: Jay at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (mhIH1)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: Al at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (0lyUI)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 26, 2009 10:00 PM (DtTM9)
Posted by: Silent Bob at November 26, 2009 10:01 PM (mhIH1)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:02 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:03 PM (n1uMU)
Any Naked Gun movie
Airplane
Most Star Trek movies
The Resident Evil movies
The Alien movies
The Terminator movies
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:03 PM (F+U5/)
Love Actually, Elf, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:04 PM (nsbOF)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:04 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:05 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Brodie at November 26, 2009 10:06 PM (mhIH1)
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:06 PM (hvKlD)
Posted by: shenme at November 27, 2009 02:05 AM (hvKlD)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Sean Penn's brother at November 26, 2009 10:07 PM (mhIH1)
Well, I’d take chemjeff lasagna anytime. Though Rum has sort of staked her claim on him and you know she’s all “666” so I don’t really want to cross her.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:08 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:09 PM (F+U5/)
I'd be happy to make you some baked goods sometime, apparently I'm good at making quickbreadsPosted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:09 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:09 PM (nsbOF)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:09 AM (nsbOF)
What the duck?
Posted by: Ralphie at November 26, 2009 10:11 PM (mhIH1)
I didn't have any turkey or mashed taters and gravy tonight. How is it Thanksgiving with no turkey?!
Holy hell, how did that happen? That's awful rum, I feel for ya.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 26, 2009 10:11 PM (x++TB)
Have we moved from financial innuendo to food innuendo this evening chemjeff?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)
317
Come on. I can get the whole, "Well, thats who Tarantino is." But it was the first movie that he wrote that ever saw the light of day. Clarance talking to imaginary Elvis, the whole conversation between Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken? That was cinematic GOLD baby!
Posted by: shenme at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (hvKlD)
Rum, I just stuck some turkey and mashed potatoes with gravy in the slot in my computer to beam it over to you. That is what that slot on the front of the hard drive is for, isnÂ’t it?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)
Apparently my aunt reimagined Thanksgiving. We had prime rib instead, which was good, but not the same as turkey. The only traditional thing we had was mashed yams.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:13 PM (nsbOF)
326 PGiS, I'm willing to share chemjeff with you. You are my soul sista after all.
More like White Shedevil.
Posted by: Undercover Brother at November 26, 2009 10:13 PM (8YKNf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:14 PM (F+U5/)
Posted by: gau at November 26, 2009 10:14 PM (n1uMU)
Posted by: Tony Manero at November 26, 2009 10:14 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Lou Diamond Phillips at November 26, 2009 10:14 PM (mhIH1)
Posted by: Undercover Brother at November 26, 2009 10:14 PM (8YKNf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2009 10:15 PM (F+U5/)
LOL, thanks, PGiS. If only it really worked that way! But we're having dinner with my other aunt on Sunday and there's rumours of a turkey for that one. I asked my mom to make mashed taters and kept telling her hers are the best (because they are) so hopefully she'll make them. She puts in cream cheese and sour cream and makes the taters a little chunky. They're absolutely perfect.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:15 PM (nsbOF)
More like White Shedevil.
Hey now, I posted a picture of my nekkid toes here tonight, doesnÂ’t that mean you have to treat me nicely now?
Unless you mean Rum is a White SheDevil, in which case, nevermind.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:16 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm more of a yellow SheDevil.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:17 PM (nsbOF)
She puts in cream cheese and sour cream and makes the taters a little chunky. They're absolutely perfect.
Me too, Rum! I do the whole thing the night before and put it in a casserole dish with a metric ton of butter and then all I have to do is bake it while IÂ’m baking all the other sides.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: garrett's seat post at November 26, 2009 10:18 PM (mhIH1)
Chemjeff, my favorite quickbreads are lemon and cranberry orange. Just in case that information ever becomes useful.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)
My mom did that one year and passed out the mix to everyone she ever came across, including complete strangers.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:23 PM (nsbOF)
It ain't mashed taters without the butter! Mmmm. My mom only makes them for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I'm going to have to see if I can get her to make it more often...
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:24 PM (nsbOF)
My mom did that one year and passed out the mix to everyone she ever came across, including complete strangers.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 27, 2009 02:23 AM (nsbOF)
well, that is the point of Amish Friendship Bread.
Also, older the starter is, the better the bread is
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:24 PM (cBeTr)
I'm going to have to see if I can get her to make it more often...
Does she have a stand mixer? Those make quick work on the mashed taters. Nice and Fluffy and no Popeye Forearms! Potato Ricers make quick work of that chore as well...
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2009 10:27 PM (8YKNf)
It was the weirdest thing, I was sitting here minding my own business when all of the sudden I heard the leftover sweet potatoes calling to me. So, what else could I do, but eat them???
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)
Does she have a stand mixer? Those make quick work on the mashed taters. Nice and Fluffy and no Popeye Forearms! Potato Ricers make quick work of that chore as well...
Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2009 02:27 AM (8YKNf)
Heavy duty potato masher or go home
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:31 PM (cBeTr)
I think she does. I don't think she uses it for mashed taters, though. I think she does it by hand and I like that she leaves little tater chunkies.
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 10:32 PM (nsbOF)
Posted by: Shannon at November 26, 2009 10:36 PM (niZOC)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 26, 2009 10:41 PM (ZH1LJ)
My sister was telling me what my nephew cooked them for Thanksgiving dinner and pretty much every other dish had bacon in it. The boy would be a moron if he werenÂ’t such a damn libtard.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2009 10:44 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 27, 2009 02:43 AM (RZ8pf)
The bacon shows there is some hope of redemption.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 26, 2009 10:44 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:44 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 26, 2009 10:53 PM (qBPZP)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 02:53 AM (qBPZP)
her in the class room with the ruler is quite yummy
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 10:53 PM (cBeTr)
Yea, they were a bit overheated in Dubai. If they'd been running a proper Sharia financial system this kind of shit wouldn't happen ;->
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 26, 2009 10:54 PM (qBPZP)
IÂ’m watching the WKRP episode and I just realized my first boyfriend looked exactly like Travis.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 26, 2009 10:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:02 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Al at November 26, 2009 11:03 PM (0lyUI)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 11:27 PM (nsbOF)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 26, 2009 11:31 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: wherestherum at November 26, 2009 11:31 PM (nsbOF)
Posted by: crystal at November 26, 2009 11:54 PM (KVSUW)
No on cares about the traumatic night I had. Guess I'llm just hae to watch 300 again. and sob into my merlot. Woe is me.....
Posted by: crystal at November 27, 2009 12:04 AM (KVSUW)
Ate, slept and now it's 4:00 AM. No work today.
If I was an idiot I'd be getting ready to go shopping right now.
Posted by: Tinian at November 27, 2009 12:10 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2009 12:22 AM (SwkdU)
Time to put an old movie on as backround noise and read my book about the cold war. With any luck I'll be asleep by 5:00.
Posted by: Tinian at November 27, 2009 12:24 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2009 01:59 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Coach Tom Couglin at November 27, 2009 02:35 AM (8WOM0)
Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2009 03:29 AM (SwkdU)
And how about those convicted of riding a horse drunk? Will it take a court to rule that a horse is not a car?
Posted by: Vic at November 27, 2009 04:19 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 05:42 AM (QECjC)
Is it just me, or is Diane Lane way hotter now, 25 years later, than she was then?
BTW, I just realized that we have a month left to celebrate the 25th anniversary of 1984,
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 27, 2009 06:38 AM (xqhoO)
Thank you, thank you. The laughter was much needed!
Posted by: Mad Monica at November 27, 2009 07:07 AM (oocLi)
I have a drunkard friend up in NY who did a year in state because of repeated felony DUI's. When he came out he realized he wanted to drink more than he wanted to drive, and he didn't want to go back to prison, so he gave up the D/L and hasn't be in a driver seat since.
He does however tool around all over town on a lawnmower ;->
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 07:34 AM (1Ha1I)
We here have what they call "DUI bikes". These are the modern version of the moped with less than 45 hp. Will do a max of about 40 mph with the average weight person on it.
You can not license them and you do not have to have a DL to drive them. Legally they fall under the category of "motorized bicycle".
The DUI people drive them with impunity around town, and in some cases, out on the highway.
I'm sure that sooner or later MADD will stick their snotty noses into it if they haven't already.
Posted by: Vic at November 27, 2009 07:39 AM (CDUiN)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0502676/
Posted by: PJ at November 27, 2009 09:39 AM (Qpxxz)
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