Posted by: Editor at January 30, 2010 10:05 PM (pUfK9)

I demand a recount!

I know I've seen the How to Lose a Guy in 14 Steps before, I believe Kate Hutson was in it. Rip.Off. Article.

Hi, all!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 30, 2010 10:07 PM (zu1KX)

I said I was feeling better.  Most likely due to not being in the office today, and the 3 beers I've had, but mostly the 3 beers I've had.  Haven't even started in on the wine.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 30, 2010 10:11 PM (Gk/wA)

Posted by: Fish at January 30, 2010 10:09 PM (M5t+h)

Dude, you just, uh, don't, uh, have my higher level of, uh, understanding.

I know there are, uh, 50 physical states.

But then there is, uh, like, wasted, high, f**ked up, baked, stoned, buzzed, and dopey. Dude - after healthcare I am totally, uh, going to nationalized Fritoes.

ms america is over-rated, seriously, who would want to hook up with one of those drama queens

(for the record, my wife is seriously considering going for mrs. america)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2010 10:12 PM (bgcml)

Jeebus, dood.  Have some dignity, already.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 10:17 PM (ki1OQ)

Geez, he'll never be able to find anything now.

(for the record, my wife is seriously considering going for mrs. america)

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat at January 30, 2010 10:17 PM (Hi3iZ)

Doesn't she first have to win Miss Puerto Rico?

(for the record, my wife is seriously considering going for mrs. america)

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat at January 30, 2010 10:17 PM (Hi3iZ)

Is your wife known for her beautiful, powerful he-man arms and her mane?

Yo, 'rons. Can't hang out, so g'nite all

44  hahahaha, erk

actually, mrs hawaii first and since she's not asian fat chance

Posted by: Editor at January 30, 2010 10:18 PM (pUfK9)

45  actually, her hair kind of sorta

hey wyatt, was your site down earlier in the week or was it my stupid computer

I can't tell you how disturbing this night is. I'm watching the Parent Trap on Disney (not by choice--babysitting my niece and nephew).

First, it reminds me how much I liked Miranda Richardson. So sad. Second, I just saw pics of LL in her new movie--topless. I can't beleive this is the same cute little 12 year old girl from this movie.

Her fucked up parents failed her.

I would like to see a combo of 1 and 2. How to lose your jihadi man in 14 easy steps:

1. Learn to read

2. Redecorate his cave with cave art

3. Bathe, etc.

Her fucked up parents failed her.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2010 10:24 PM (w43jw)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug dawg. Uh, not that I'd, uh, know or anything.

64  thanks for recognizing me editor

as for the others, i'll be sure to tell her these fine remarks when you meet her at moronapoluza in vegas

Wasn't Colin Firth in Love Actually? I do love Colin Firth...Mmmm mmmm mm

Sigh. Yes.

_{/Homer Simpson drool}

62  nah, you're a daily read for the "why did he answer the phone' moments

i love those

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 30, 2010 10:30 PM (QECjC)

I would like to subscribe to your news letter.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2010 10:33 PM (w43jw)

How YOU Doin? 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2010 10:33 PM (w43jw)

Citation Needed

Evening morons and moronettes. I heard teh funny would be here tonight.

Cold and snowy day here in NC, G_D I hate the Goracle

I'm figuring that fat cockholster must have been staying somewhere in Asheville last night, since we got over a foot of global warming!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 30, 2010 10:33 PM (QECjC)

Most assuredly, if you make a cold pie such as a lemon meringue... or a warm apple pie with crumb topping.

Agreed, dagny.

But he's especially delicious in that movie. I think the scenes between him and Aurielia are some of the best scenese in the movie. The one in particular that chokes me up is when they're in the car and he says his favorite part of the day is driving her and she say in Portguguese that leaving him is the saddest part of her day.

Ugh-that movie. It wrecks me.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2010 10:38 PM (sf1Eo)

Just saw a new receipe on Food Network for creamed corn fried in bacon drippings.  Good God almighty!

I'm figuring that fat cockholster must have been staying somewhere in Asheville last night, since we got over a foot of global warming!!

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 30, 2010 10:38 PM (WHdFb)

Sigh. I told you that global warming would make it colder. Didn't you see my movie? Big Sigh. Now available for 19.99 at Walmart. Sigh.

Of course she also likes Jane Austin movies, so she's - unusual.

No, no. She's well-rounded!

Most assuredly, if you make a cold pie such as a lemon meringue... or a warm apple pie with crumb topping.

Posted by: soulpile at January 30, 2010 10:38 PM (afWhQ)

warm apple pie...mmm.mmm.mmm

I would like to see a combo of 1 and 2. How to lose your jihadi man in 14 easy steps:

1. Learn to read

We really don't think that is a good idea.

Most assuredly, if you make a cold pie such as a lemon meringue... or a warm apple pie with crumb topping.

Heh. I see what you did there...

 Should I finish my N scale paper model of Serenity

THAT ONE

Rightwingdeathbeast,

Are you in Asheville? I lived there until last June, and my parents still live there. It is a cold, but not snowy, day down here in Mississippi.

Posted by: Beto at January 30, 2010 10:40 PM (+CLh/)

and that's basically what he figured happended!

103 I know I've seen it but I haven't gotten a chance to get the dvd and obcess. I love him in the Bridget Jones movies, the girl with the pearl earring, and of course as darcy. I think he was a reluctant sex symbol after P&P that's why he ruined it with a gay man movie. I refuse to even think about it.

Sigh. I told you that global warming would make it colder. Didn't you see my movie? Big Sigh. Now available for 19.99 at Walmart. Sigh.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 30, 2010 10:40 PM (bgcml)

You prick!  Get over here and dig my car out asshole!

109 "We'll"?

Who am I? Jodi Foster on a pinball machine in The Accused?

Wait, that's actually not really funny....

Just saw a new receipe on Food Network for creamed corn fried in bacon drippings. 

I browned a pork roast in bacon fat a few weeks ago.  It was terrific.  Everything's better with bacon.

Evening M&Ms. I got nothin'. Well, except for a strong desire to become an exchange student in Russia.

Grey Fox,

I'm abound five miles south in a little suburb/village, but Asheville is the closest larger town/city that folks can relate to. I almost wrecked my car yesterday driving home in a whiteout, and called in to work this morning since I couldn't get out of the parking lot of the apartment complex.

Hillary Duff actually managed to keep her image fairly clean. She's posed for Maxim, but beyond that she's kept her clothes on and her legs closed.

Didn't she have a threesome in Gossip Girl? Or was that someone else?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 10:47 PM (gofDd)

It's her sister Haylie that's gonna go bad girl.  Vote for Summer!

Posted by: Adrian at January 30, 2010 10:40 PM (HqFA1)

Watch out, I may alphabetize your kitchen too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2010 10:48 PM (9Lm5R)

Anyone shooting while you were down range cleaning up?  You know, just to keep everyone on their toes.

Rightwingbeast,

Would that be Fairview, by any chance? The family seat is on Garren Creek...

Who am I? Jodi Foster on a pinball machine in The Accused?

Wait, that's actually not really funny....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2010 10:45 PM (w43jw) 

That's it. I'm taking down names.

Would that be Fairview, by any chance? The family seat is on Garren Creek...

Nope. Arden, but my fishing bud lives over in fairview.

Rummy,

My buddy at work raved about the oatmeal/butterscotch cookeez. Good job, girl.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at January 30, 2010 10:14 PM (YHEXW)

The Americans thought it was a POS. In Chuck Yeager's bio he makes mention of it. The Russians loved it. We gave a lot of them away to them.

I actually had to watch that scene (yes, that particular scene) in high school as some BS lesson about the "patriarchy."

Whiskey.Tango. Foxtrot, Rum?!?!?

This is why I've started saving for private school for  my yet to be born children.

Posted by: Pooty-Poot at January 30, 2010 10:56 PM (WHdFb)

During WWII, IIRC, the Soviets had paratroopers before they had parachutes.

The basic idea was you would find an inviting snow bank and give it a go. 

This is why I've started saving for private school for  my yet to be born children.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2010 10:57 PM (w43jw)

Don't worry, I'll make sure the children are taken care of....

Posted by: nightwitch at January 30, 2010 10:58 PM (HFFM

Pregnancy pillow is a good idea.

Posted by: Adrian, proud member of the patriarchy since 1984 at January 30, 2010 10:58 PM (HqFA1)

Since I renounced their bullshit I'm a member of the patriarchy too. I'm still waiting for my membership card. I check the mailbox every day...

Yer welcome, rum. Of course, that was from the right-winger who also bought the PB&Bs; no comment from the libtard yet.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 10:59 PM (gofDd)

So the locals got an early start on college?

I read that bit about the Frogs researching the G spot.  Found this gem:

Gynaecologist Odile Buisson went further, saying the British character was responsible for a 'totalitarian' attitude. She said: 'I don't want to stigmatise at all but I think the Protestant, liberal, Anglo-Saxon character means you are very pragmatic.

'There has to be a cause for everything, a gene for everything. It's totalitarian'.

What kind of lunatic says things like this?  Must be a damn Leftist - only such a person would see simply cause-and-effect as a form of oppression.  Next we'll be hearing about the totalitarianism of gravity and the injustice of the laws of thermodynamics. 

We should have worked out a deal where the Germans had to keep France at the end of WW2.  They're a bunch of idiots. 

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at January 30, 2010 10:14 PM (YHEXW)

yep.

Since I renounced their bullshit I'm a member of the patriarchy too. I'm still waiting for my membership card. I check the mailbox every day...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:01 PM (gofDd)

Did you get a random ESPN magazine in your mail that you unwisely threw out?

164,

My boss is a woman--a right-wing, muscle-car loving, gun rights advocate, Christian woman (Yes, I consider myself very lucky).

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:03 PM (gofDd)

Rummy,

Naw. Like I said last week, if he bitches I'm gonna say something like, " Sorry about that. It must be the dolphin fat she baked them in."

Just in from the UK Telegraph-- more fraud in the ManBearPig Global Warming "sciences"

http://tinyurl.com/yzjztj9

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 30, 2010 11:07 PM (a9UO0)

No, we're telling you that she faked all of them...

First confirmed picture of Palin Steele. http://tinypic.com/r/29zrgcn/6

Gynaecologist Odile Buisson went further, saying the British character was responsible for a 'totalitarian' attitude. She said: 'I don't want to stigmatise at all but I think the Protestant, liberal, Anglo-Saxon character means you are very pragmatic.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 30, 2010 11:03 PM (4nbyM)

I agree, those Protestant, liberal, Anglo-Saxons suck.

Problem with that that Palin got f@cked just as hard by the (allegedly) male McCain and the gremlins working under him.

My solution: trust no-one

Mmmmmm. Doooolphin fat.

Comes in stick or tub form.

Since I renounced their bullshit I'm a member of the patriarchy too. I'm still waiting for my membership card. I check the mailbox every day...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:01 PM (gofDd)

The "patriarchy" is nothing but a structure - the only women who can't do well in a patriarchal society are the stupid ones who can't figure out how a man's brain works and how to take advantage.  (Like ugly, stupid, leftist women.)  In some Latin American cultures they are quite "macho" and patriarchal, but the women get their way by understanding how to control what the men want and their means of getting it.  The man may be the head of the family, etc, but the woman turns the head.  Few things make a man as happy and content as a good woman who knows how to trick him into thinking he's in charge.

30 What is up with that Steve Savage comic? Are Japanese Zombies flying those MIGs?

------

Speaking of military aviation...

Been watching a bit of Military Channel lately (free preview month, woo hoo!). That have a series called Great Planes.

A question for the subset of morons who are into military aviation. When you hear "Great Planes" and "P-39" do you think "WTF"?

good for low altitude ( or ill-suited for high altitude, whichever you prefer).

the p-39 was armored, fairly robust ( even with the weird engine placement), had great field of vision, and was basically designed around a gun. the a-10 of its day. the russians thought it was a Great Plane for blowing shit up.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 30, 2010 11:09 PM (VS4cj)

Luckily it wasn't an expensive lesson for him.  We had a great talk.  He was pretty stunned and hurt when he read it, but he sent her a great response.  He said, "OK."  I laughed my ass off when he told me that.

Posted by: Mikey at January 30, 2010 11:12 PM (TJoID)

They all look "foreign" to me. But then again, I don't get Skinemax on my cable.  Just local origination and the damned alphabet networks.

Mmmmmm. Doooolphin fat.

Comes in stick or tub form.

Perfect for frying bacon in as well...

Comes in stick or tub form.

Perfect for frying bacon in as well...

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 30, 2010 11:16 PM (WHdFb)

I find you can't beat it for panfried Spotted Owl.

http://climateaudit.org/2010/01/30/return-to-almora/

"In breaking news, Vivid Entertainment has bought the film rights to the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report. They plan to give new meaning to the terms Working Group 1, Working Group 2 and Working Group 3. They promise to give “peer review” an entirely new interpretation."

I find you can't beat it for panfried Spotted Owl.

Does wonders for baby harp seal fillets too...

Perfect for frying bacon in as well...

It's the only thing that can make a veggie burger palatable.

It's the only thing that can make a veggie burger palatable.

Posted by: Animal Fat Marketers of America at January 30, 2010 11:18 PM (AMYl0)

Yeah, and make sure to go with the breaded chicken "bread".

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 30, 2010 11:14 PM (a9UO0)

I'll bite.  What's a "diva cup?"

18-1,

You gotta try deep-frying your owl in it some time--teh best!

Our marketing team never stops working, did ya notice? Sock!

Posted by: mrkwong at January 30, 2010 11:17 PM (G8Eo0)

Heh, that was Mike's Other Nature Trick.

Posted by: mrkwong at January 30, 2010 11:17 PM (G8Eo0) 

Oh Dr Mann - that's quite a hockey stick!

I thought they were going to say 'no watching lesbian porn with your guy' but then I remembered it was a list of how to lose a guy, not make him indebted to you for life.

Word.  Just...word.

Um, yeah Al, those polar bear numbers seem to keep rising--wassup?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 30, 2010 11:25 PM (jVHWM)

I would just like to say I am opposed on principle.

Testing...

Don't get testing with me, youngster.

Ryder? I hardly know her. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: Polar Bear Local 432 at January 30, 2010 11:25 PM (WHdFb)

There can be only one.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at January 30, 2010 11:27 PM (Vu6sl)

I'm pretty sure they don't have to be pregnant for that.

I would just like to say I am opposed on principle.

Posted by: Phil Jones at January 30, 2010 11:26 PM (bgcml)

No worries, Phil.  We disposed of the data.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:22 PM (gofDd)

I'm not an expert, but from what I hear it's becoming a lost art.  My uncle has a woman friend, ethnic Chinese but formerly American, living in China.  She claims to hate the men there, because they're all wussies - hen-pecked into submission by their domineering mates.  Apparently their rarity gives Chinese women a huge amount of power - men are easily replaced and have nothing to bargain with.  So they just take the abuse and live with it.  She pines constantly for strong willed American men. 

Of course, I think she has a crush on my uncle, so that might be B.S....

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 30, 2010 11:26 PM (a5ljo)

Congratulations, LMS!

We are so going to fuck you people up when the new ice age finishes coming and we move everywhere!!

No problem. We'll just get you drunk on fire water and put you on a reservation.

There can be only one.

Posted by: The Penguin Horde at January 30, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml)

See you on the field. 

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 30, 2010 11:33 PM (SiXVH)

What about us?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 30, 2010 11:36 PM (a5ljo)

That was just so...wrong.  On so many levels.

What about us?

Posted by: The Scandi Gingers at January 30, 2010 11:36 PM (bgcml)

To the gas chamer!

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 30, 2010 11:33 PM (SiXVH)

I don't whine Petunia, I get even.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:39 PM (gofDd)

UMMM,  NO... 

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:35 PM (gofDd)

Sorry - my phrasing was poor.  I meant to convey that the woman are rare, hence their bargaining power. 

I read a few months ago that there is a brisk business in running flights from China to Viet Nam for the purpose of helping Chinese men finding willing ladies.  I find it amusing that even China has to import some commodities... 

275,

Ha! For the last few years when I drive up route 47 for the Arlington Million, I get to view the magnificence of a wind farm just north of El Paso, IL. The thing has been a work in progress for quite a while, and still no production. The propellers (or whatever) for those things are huge. If they ever do get it running, no one within miles will be able to sleep at night. Those things have to create a ton of noise. Another monument to the stupidity of the left and an ass-kissing government.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at January 30, 2010 11:38 PM (HqFA1)

You dumb bitch.  You're soooooo wrong.  The doctor left part of the placenta inside her, so she lie in the hospital bed bleeding to death while my old man was off shtooping some other guy.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:45 PM (gofDd)

HAH!  Even we think that's teh funny!!

I'm American born Chinese. How does that factor?

It factors anyway you want it to, darlin'.

^{*damn! Where is that fountain of youth?*}

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 30, 2010 11:47 PM (jVHWM)

You can make bacon with lots of stuff...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:43 PM (gofDd)

I understand your logic re the ratio.  But the bit about the "odd goods" is totally true.  The last woman I dated, oh so long ago, was from AK.  In some ways it was a very good kind of crazy.  She taught me some things I would REALLY like to do again some day.  On the other hand, it turned out she was sort of a loon.  My woman friends still mock me about that sometimes.  For example, one day she got a laugh out of stealing Christmas yard ornaments from around town and planting them in my yard. 

You dumb bitch.  You're soooooo wrong.  The doctor left part of the placenta inside her, so she lie in the hospital bed bleeding to death while my old man was off shtooping some other guy.

Posted by: Editor at January 30, 2010 11:44 PM

So, who do you like in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 30, 2010 11:49 PM (jVHWM)

Don't knock it...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd)

not in public.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd) I

Perhaps he means fuck buddies?

My mission in life is to find a man who hasn't been emasculated.

Get. Out. Of. The. City.

My mission in life is to find a man who hasn't been emasculated with a heartbeat and a job

fify.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd)

Heh, yes there is but we are in what's commonly referred to as "mixed company."

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 30, 2010 11:54 PM (WHdFb)

...or hot lesbians (What was I thinking?)

You dumb bitch.  You're soooooo wrong.  The doctor left part of the placenta inside her, so she lie in the hospital bed bleeding to death while my old man was off shtooping some other guy.

Posted by: Editor at January 30, 2010 11:44 PM (YX6i/)

Did he make sure to swipe her tonsils while she wasn't looking?

Sorry I had to skip every post after two divas one cup. Did I miss anything?

Seriously can we get a moratorium on that disgusting shit?

315  (minus AK and Hawaii)

what, are we like the bastard children of the states?

Rightwingdeathbeast-

I used to live in Fletcher. Western NC is heaven on earth.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd) 

Rightwingdeathbeast-

I used to live in Fletcher. Western NC is heaven on earth.

Posted by: rusticbroad at January 30, 2010 11:57 PM (MtW+0)

I work in Fletcher/Mills River. I can think of very few places I would rather live, for sure.

what, are we like the bastard children of the states?

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat at January 30, 2010 11:56 PM (Hi3iZ)

No.  More like the ginger step kids.

330  Good weather makes weak  strong studly men.

fify

Posted by: Pelayo at January 30, 2010 11:34 PM (8NGHm)

It got the highest individual total. A Russian got 59 kills in it. The highest American record was Richard Bong who got 40 in a P-38. The Americans also had a habit of pulling their aces back to the states for bond tours and the like. The Russians had to keep fighting or Stalin would have erased them from the history books.

Get over your fear of non-ironic white-trash dive bars.

You meet the most interesting people in dives.

what, are we like the bastard children of the states?

334 it's like our three interstates

335  ouch (but true)

Um, where in the Pacific would the flight stop?

On the Mother Plane, sistah!

 internet dating is kind of like looking around for a diamond at a landfill for nuclear waste.

+1,000

348  I also don't really drink so I tend to not frequent bars.

(taking notes) cheap...date  check

Internet dating.  Do people really still do that?  I thought that was thoroughly discredited by now.

271 -- yep, that was not called for at all, not at all...

Thanks for the "How to Lose a Man" tips -- I shall be trying to offer them up as suggestions to my daughter tomorrow (who doesn't want to lose that one, but I want her to...oy, kids).

Pregnancy tips -- hmm, depends upon the pregnancy: cranberry juice is a good thing, so are the pregger pillows, and a footstool and some peppermint foot cream are a godsend (make big daddy rub your feet -- that's his penance).  And yes, women need to know how to manage men: first rule, let him think he's the king of the house (but the queen is the one everybody has to watch out for -- I refer you to Kipling for this); second, never contradict him in public (see first rule); third, be a loyal partner who abides by the golden rule (and make sure he knows the penalties for not reciprocating); make sure to do pleasant things for him (and praise him highly when he does the same for you -- that way he'll always do the pleasant things).  There ya go, my preggers and marriage tips -- must be working I guess; plenty of kids and still married.

Lincoln Adams,

I fly out to Saratoga for the races every 3 or 4 years and find quite a few like-minded rigthies every time I go there.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 30, 2010 11:58 PM (0LC1w)

Perhaps you've heard of me?

Where traffic at 8 am on a weekday is non-existent?

believe it or not, traffic is bumper to bumper

its because people here can't drive for shit

Damned puppet!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2010 12:01 AM (JERZy)

Wow, it sounds so much worse when you say it.

And can't spell my real nic when I don't puppet! *_{Am I drunk? Why yes, yes I am*}

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:05 AM (jVHWM)

The Square Root of -1?

I had a root canal the other day.  2 1/2 hours in the chair, but completely painless.

My doc prescribed some Vicodin "just in case", but now that I don't need it I will save the stuff  for the inevitable "House" marathon on A&E.  

Every time he ogles Cuddy's glorious ass I will pop a pill.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 12:09 AM (UqJ8A)

Tell me about it. Match.com is teh sux.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 30, 2010 11:35 PM (gofDd)

I read an article in our local paper about a year ago discussing the "new China". Bascially it was about the young women of China now that divorce their husbands a lot more frequently than before for one reason or another. It said it is very easy to find a new husband or to just stay single and play the field. That says a lot about how far the culture has come. It used to be a big loss of face to not be a virgin when you got married.

Internet dating is a joke.

I found it immensely creepy. However, I have three close friends that are now married that meet their spouses online. What's funny--they lie about how they met the significant other! Not one of them will fess up to having met online.

You're better off with a blind date--and of course we know how well those usually go. I had two just this month. God. Awful. But I'll still try that any day of the week to online dating.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:08 AM (jVHWM)

I can understand a taste for the exotic - I like half-asians for that reason.  But I can't tolerate red headed women.  I've never met a red head gal that wasn't a mean spirited, cruel, and spiteful creature.  A dear friend married one - what a horrible mistake!

I think it has something to do with color psychology.  The color red is proven to increase aggression in people.  If you see that every morning in the mirror it probably affects your mind.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 31, 2010 12:10 AM (0LC1w)

Though wilst not believe me, but verily I have seen a maiden! I swear that I shall win her heart!

/trips

'SWounds!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 12:12 AM (gofDd)

Hey honey, I'm back on the market.

Rummy,

Just went this past year. My friends live in Connecticut about 2 1/2 hours from the Spa. It is lovely! The track and the racing is unmatched, and the after-racing revelry is terrific!

The downtown area is a blast at night--you would love it. And yes, you can accompany me to the Spa anytime, m'lady.

And if we see your ex we can offer him up as a broodmare (although I doubt there would be any takers, but it would be fun to see his reaction). ^{_{*Rummy's ex, this is a stallion we call Ol' Ramrod, and I think he kind of likes you*}}

389  If you want me to spit on you I will

(taking notes)  spitter, get drunk first    check

Posted by: John Edwards at January 31, 2010 12:16 AM (bgcml)

Aren't you down in Haiti chasing ambulances (and poon)?

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 12:14 AM (UqJ8A)

Indeed it is not!  Mercy!  You must learn to embrace bitterness and misogynistic anger, if that is what it takes to erradicate such feelings.  Those things might not be ideal, but are far more healthy than that which you describe! 

Re Jihadi comedy:  Very promising.

This is old, but still fun:

http://tinyurl.com/yfba93w

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2010 12:17 AM (bFzta)

How youz doin'?

401  ginger told me when she was here that SiM is da man

i wonder how she's doing

Lincoln Adams,

I don't know much about that part of the country aside from Saratoga. We drive in and go to the races, then either have dinner in downtown Sar or in Albany on the way back. All I know is that the Spa is the greatest for the races--what a venue.

hahahaha, trailor trash on cops

good fun

403 I can't speak for you, but I attract freaks. Therefore internet dating was downright scary. I had a good number of married guys trying to wink (or whatever the hell match called it--it's been awhile since I was on there) at me. Not quite sure what about my profile set off that vibe.

I think it can work for many and I certianly don't think people are losers if they try it. I mean, you get to a point where you think there is no other way to meet people. It just was not for me.

418  hiya sweetie

wanna meet, i'm single, trust me

403 I can't speak for you, but I attract freaks. Therefore internet dating was downright scary. I had a good number of married guys trying to wink (or whatever the hell match called it--it's been awhile since I was on there) at me. Not quite sure what about my profile set off that vibe.

I think it can work for many and I certianly don't think people are losers if they try it. I mean, you get to a point where you think there is no other way to meet people. It just was not for me.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 12:27 AM (rJ6ER

Lacey, when you say married guys, do you mean ones who are currently separated? Cause trust me, sometimes the two ain't the same...

418  hiya sweetie

wanna meet, i'm single, trust me

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat at January 31, 2010 12:28 AM (Hi3iZ)

There you go Lacey, another freak for ya...

Re Jihadi comedy:  Very promising.

This is old, but still fun:

http://tinyurl.com/yfba93w

Posted by: effinayright at January 31, 2010 12:22 AM (lQRmV)

Still love that one.

wanna meet, i'm single, trust me

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat at January 31, 2010 12:28 AM (Hi3iZ)

Chamber 1... loaded

Chamber 2... loaded

Chamber 3... loaded

.....

Yeah rum, when I went there in 2006 we had dinner at a place off the main drag that featured good old Irish "bangers and mash" as their special. I had that along with some fine ales and was in Gaelic heaven.

all these gentleman types calling your name wtr, i'm impressed

now when you come here, bring your thong and stilettos

(i am the alpha male)

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 12:27 AM (UqJ8A)

I dunno, sounds like a non sequitur to me.  I feel my misogynism dissipate somewhat after I have spent time discharging fire arms.  Actually I feel pretty open hearted toward my fellow man after sending a bunch of rounds down range.  Soothing.

wanna meet, i'm single, trust me

Posted by: AoShq's token democrat

not a chance in hell.

440  holy shit

oh well, more 7&7's for me

man, i'm getting some serious hate today!!!  where's the love?

My doc prescribed some Vicodin "just in case", but now that I don't need it I will save the stuff  for the inevitable "House" marathon on A&E.  

Every time he ogles Cuddy's glorious ass I will pop a pill.

Lincoln,

I tried the internet dating crap one time. Met this gal who was about my age, and by her pics wasn't too bad. We had a lot in common, and she was in Springfield (about 90 miles away) so I took a shot.

What she didn't disclose on the dating site was that the pics she posted on the site were about 15 years old and she had had a stroke since then. Holy shit, she looked older than my mom, and walked with a cane! Never Again.

Rightwingdeathbeas, both. A few years back I was at a bar and two guys walked up to me and put a key in the palm of my hand. I stepped back and said "what the hell is this?", they said "our friend is getting married tomorrow and we'd really like for him to enjoy his last night of freedom".

There you have it.

Let's change topics--this is truly depressing.

I'm enjoying Greg Gutfeld tonight. I especially liked that he said that the women democrats at the SOTU looked like realtors!

30

Anything spitting 30 mike mike cannon shells out the nose deserves R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Posted by: Adrian at January 31, 2010 12:35 AM (HqFA1)

Yeah, but when I'm the one calling the shots all the time it gets old.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 12:31 AM (gofDd)

Well, if you want a man who expects to be obeyed, we should correspond...  >   Few things feel better than being in charge.

Oh - and I like teh handguns as well.  Though honestly I think I like shooting clays better.  And the power and long range accuracy of a good quality rifle (and the deafening report) are also quite satisfying.

437,

Dammit rum, you always seem to be just a bit ahead of me. *Strategery, I needs me some strategery*

452  let me change to my normal name

i thought everyone knew i was a democrat?  in fact, my politics are the same as scott brown's, just the d and the r are different

Oh sorry navycopjoe! I'm allergic to democrats so it's kneejerk

garrett, what was on the menu tonight? I live vicariously through you when it comes to food!

Rightwingdeathbeast, both. A few years back I was at a bar and two guys walked up to me and put a key in the palm of my hand. I stepped back and said "what the hell is this?", they said "our friend is getting married tomorrow and we'd really like for him to enjoy his last night of freedom".

There you have it.

Let's change topics--this is truly depressing.

I'm enjoying Greg Gutfeld tonight. I especially liked that he said that the women democrats at the SOTU looked like realtors

Sorry to make you have to revisit that. Reason I asked is that I have been told, sometimes rudely, that I have no business looking around until I am actually divorced (Damn year of legal separation in NC!) My wife squirreled away money for months before starting a big fight and ditching me, so reconciling with her is a non-starter, and hanging out alone all summer is a sucky proposition. So, whats a guy to do?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2010 12:35 AM (sYxEE)

Mmmm.  Yeah.  Cuddy is quite a cougar.

Linc,

I'll take your word for it, since I've never seen House, but yeah, it sucked and won't happen again.

461  its all good but you have the first round when we meet

understandable too, my party has been taken over by commies and hippy freaks but maybe one day we'll find our conservative roots

then again i'm also a cubs fan so theres that

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 12:37 AM (UqJ8A)

I think you came out ahead.  Before long she'll probably have the bodily wreckage that comes from birthing out babies.  Uhhhg.  In time she'll get fat and her boobs will sag.  Your fire arm, if cared for, will still be like new, and will be unfailing faithful.

Separated is not the same thing and if you're honest then at least both people are on the same page. My problem was with the guys (sadly plural) that would email me saying, "I'm married and looking to test the waters with other women".

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Wow. I just channeled my inner gus on that one.

I think you came out ahead.  Before long she'll probably have the bodily wreckage that comes from birthing out babies.  Uhhhg.  In time she'll get fat and her boobs will sag.  Your fire arm, if cared for, will still be like new, and will be unfailing faithful.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 31, 2010 12:45 AM (4nbyM)

Nice to see you aren't bitter about the whole divorcing you with no notice thing.

oh, editor, i was at the turtle bay today

i took an australian couple there from waikiki and then a couple to the airport

today's work time  135 minutes

todays wages 360 bucks

i love my job

then again i'm also a cubs fan so theres that

Jesus. First I find out you're Dem-light and a Cubbies fan?? There is no hope for you 

_{/me neither. pathological Reds fan present and accounted for}

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:41 AM (jVHWM)

Nice to see you aren't bitter about the whole divorcing you with no notice thing.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:46 AM (jVHWM)

You must be thinking of someone else?  Happily I have never married.

474  i'm lucky, when i meet a woman i seem to always talk about my wife

if she's with me when i meet people its like "yeah, that's right, she's with me, WOOHOO ME!!!"

479  and a retired sailor

thank god i'm already married or i would be that 'cat guy'

Tonight was Venison Fried Rice with Crimini and Oyster Mushrooms, Broccoli and Carrots.

Desert is currently cooling on the porch - Cocout and Bourbon Custard/Pudding.

G'night Beast.

oh, editor, i was at the turtle bay today

Bourbon

*ears perking up*

You and I would be fast friends If you're ever down my way I'll take you to the WR distillery.

498  I hate cabs

(taking notes) hater, douse in gas and set on fire

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 12:53 AM (gofDd)

Sadly, yes.  Southern Michigan.  Specifically, a little map dot called Battle Creek about an hour North of our border with Indiana.  I'm working as hard as I can to get to (way) early retirement so I can go south and warm up.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:55 AM (jVHWM)

Wish that's all we had.

505  yep, for about three years now

ran a security company for two years after i retired and now this

i work my own hours (more time with my daughter) wherever on the island i want and make HUGE money, in fact, i am on the meter now...i have a walkie talkie on the radio so if a job comes up off i go, to get to the airport from my area is 60-70 bucks, waikiki is 100.

i'm my own boss and i drive my own car (although i take my lsat next week so law school soon i hope)

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 12:55 AM (jVHWM)

Wish that's all we had.

Posted by: todler at January 31, 2010 01:01 AM (X34Qf)

Todler, that's on top of the 6 inches we already have here in North Carolina.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 01:00 AM (gofDd)

Heh heh heh.  Yet more motivation to work hard - excellent!

Alas - from what the other morons around here say you're prolly too good lookin.  On a scale of 1 - 10, people only date people within plus/minus 2 ranks from themselves.  Remember that movie Hit Man that came out a few years ago?  I've had total strangers come up to me and tell me I look like Agent 47.

I got a bad case of herpes that tells me otherwise.

And speaking of honest....!

Todler, that's on top of the 6 inches we already have here in North Carolina.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 01:04 AM (jVHWM)

Yeah, we picked up about 8 here in VA. and since they aren't used to dealing with it, let alone equiped for it, it's going to be  along weekend, and i wouldn't be surprised to see everything shut down for a  few more days.

John Batchelor has been predicting WWIII and/or a massive biological weapons attack, and/or an imminent fascist coup in the U.S., for about 20 years now.

Even Savage is funny, if you get a larf out of his obvious self-loathing.  ("I got a doctorate in weird nutritional science, yet I get no respect")

But Batchelor?

Meh.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 01:03 AM (UqJ8A)

That reminds me.  On the TV around here they're advertising a "herpes cure."  How can they get away with that?  Last I heard it was still incurable.  It's one thing to promise people they'll get thin with a pill, or get hard abs with an electric shocker girdle, but exploiting VD sufferers seems a little... over the line. 

522  yep, using the kaplan plus i have the benefit of being married to a lawyer and have her helping me

521  actually i was in phase 3 for the us marshals but do to my wife's job and that there was a conflict of interests so i chose to do the cabbie thing

i don't need the money but needed to get out of the house

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 01:09 AM (gofDd)

Yup.  But only the bald version, mind you.

Hi, 'rons. 

Kept checking for the ONT from 9:30 on and it didn't show up on my 'puter till 11:30!  What's up with that?  Took me for forever to catch up.

Don't worry about all that white globull warming.  Teh Lindsey's gonna fix it for ya, 'cause Congress "needs a win."  (From Gateway Pundit)

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said today that skeptical Republicans and Democrats should throw their support behind climate change legislation not only because itÂ’s good for the economy and the environment, but because Congress desperately needs a win under its belt.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 01:12 AM (gofDd)

When I was 16 my uncle took me on a tour of California for 2 weeks.  Most of it was awesome.  But one day we went to San Fran and walked around the "interesting" places.  I was aghast at the manifold forms of social decadence/decay I saw there.  I actually became physically ill from it and could not eat a bite until we'd crossed the bridge and got out of there.

true story

last time i was in san fran my friends and i bought a blow-up dog, pig, sheep, and cow

for crossing the line back in the day, its a sailor thing

Thanks for the laugh Rushbabe! Had not heard that.

I so would love to punch that nancy boy in the face.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 01:17 AM (UqJ8A)

LOL.  You're right - I forgot about those.  I hate to think that there are herpes infested men out there who are still better at getting chicks than me EVEN WITH VD.  Yikes.  But I figure those commercials are just set up to give folks false hope of having a normal-ish relationship and thus sell more of the drug.

I had a business idea once realted to this.  A dating site that matched people up by their VD.  Imagine the demand! 

gotta run all, the girl wants my lappy to play online with the wife

she is a team fortress master

take care all

The ONT is a big couch tonight and we're all taking turns on it

This place is better (an dmuch cheaper!) than therapy.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 01:17 AM (gofDd)

Some guys do - that's true.  Gotta go FULL bald - no halo of hair on the side - that hair doesn't count.  I dunno if I pull it off, but at least I was lucky in one way.  When I was a baby my mother made sure I didn't get any flat spots on my head.  Ever see a bald guy with a big flat on his head?  Yikes...

Sarah Palin Bashing at Miss American pagent?

Miss Alaska says she "can't see Russia from her house"

The ONT is a big couch tonight and we're all taking turns on it

This place is better (an dmuch cheaper!) than therapy.

I'm just drinking heavily.  It's cheaper and more fun.

I Build Really Great Cars In america.

In The Carolinas'.

Posted by: Bmw at January 31, 2010 01:30 AM (FD2Ex)

and they are all driven by pretentious douchebagges.

I so would love to punch that nancy boy in the face.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 01:19 AM (rJ6ER)

I'm hoping the NC Tea Party is gunnin' for him.  Those teabaggers (I'm one of 'em!) seem pretty effective! 

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 01:28 AM (UqJ8A)

Well, Lincoln, no sense looking back with too much regret.  If I had any brains I'd have gone into investment banking.  Too late now.  There's one truism that helps me to get past thinking about these setbacks, and it's this: 

There is no victory.

I'm hoping the NC Tea Party is gunnin' for him.  Those teabaggers (I'm one of 'em!) seem pretty effective! 

Posted by: RushBabe at January 31, 2010 01:32 AM (LKkE

Please!  He's from South Carolina.  Give us a little credit at least (and could you overlook Kay Hagin?  Thanks.)

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 01:32 AM (gofDd)

OK - I'll grant you that.  But I ask you - if he didn't have that commanding voice, would it really be the same?  And even so - he's a rare exception.

I've never understood how men could fool themselves into thinking that a comb over, wig, or other baldness hiding method could look good.  It's like hiding, or false advertising.   Absurd.

Sarah Palin Bashing at Miss American pagent?

Miss Alaska says she "can't see Russia from her house

That's a pretty stupid things for her to say, considering that Palin's favorability ratings are on a steep rise back in Alaska and you never really know how a judge politically leans (even if you figure most of them are going to be lefties).  I'm always dying of curiosity when Beck talks about the folks from Hollowood who call the show saying he's "right on" and that they listen every day but just can't come out of the closet.

I read a blog comment today from an Alaskan woman that basically said the majority of Alaskans would give their collective left nuts to have someone with her integrity back in the saddle.

Please!  He's from South Carolina.  Give us a little credit at least (and could you overlook Kay Hagin?  Thanks.)

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 01:33 AM (jVHWM)

D'oh!  And I knew that, too.  You guys are having a banner year with Lindsey and Mark Sanford.

D'oh!  And I knew that, too.  You guys are having a banner year with Lindsey and Mark Sanford.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 31, 2010 01:41 AM (LKkE

Oh, how you wound me!  I currently reside in North Carolina, where (like Illinois) our former governor is under federal investigation...

I've been up since six. It's going on 2am and I'm not even remotely tired. How is that??

Crystal Meth?
 

That is sooo 2006.

Lincoln, I see one of our more astute morons already suggested hanging out at a Tea Party, but since they're few and far between, relatively speaking, what about your local GOP county (or state) organization?   Not sure how out-of-age-range you might be, but what about college campus Young Republican meetings?  That's as guaranteed conservative as you're going to get. 

Now, if the real Dear Abby was still writing her column, she'd tell you to go to church to meet a nice girl, but that's no guarantee (of meeting a conservative) unless you're of the Evangelical persuasion.  But either way, a dandy day brightener, no?

Now, if the real Dear Abby was still writing her column, she'd tell you to go to church to meet a nice girl, but that's no guarantee (of meeting a conservative) unless you're of the Evangelical persuasion.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 31, 2010 01:50 AM (LKkE

Even then it's no guaranteee.  My church is such, and there's not one single woman close to my age.  You need a big-ish church to have good odds.

Finding places to meet women where this is some chance of recurring contact is a challenge. 

It's nice to have a tame ONT (minus the diva/cup fasco earlier)! Notice who's not here _{*coughs, Blazer, cough*}

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 31, 2010 01:58 AM (jVHWM)

That's the point.

Posted by: Holger at January 31, 2010 01:56 AM (8NGHm)

Hahahahahahaha!

On that note, at 2 a.m., I'm packing it in. It's been real, Morons/ettes.

It's nice to have a tame ONT (minus the diva/cup fasco earlier)! Notice who's not here _{*coughs, Blazer, cough*}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 01:58 AM (rJ6ER)

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 01:50 AM (UqJ8A)

Hmm.  Sounds nice.  Can't blame you.  Of course, if you're going for that kind of quality you better be loaded for bear.  High status women can afford to demand a lot.  Cash, good looks, status, strong sense of humor, etc. 

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2010 01:59 AM (sYxEE)

And then they got bought by Dodge...

I haven't noticed anyone climbing mountains and shaking their fists at Hades either, FWIW.

Oh he'll peak in. He seems to find a way around these parts when a certain young lass, Vince Vaughn might call her beautiful baby, pops in.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2010 01:59 AM (sYxEE)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 01:58 AM (rJ6ER)

Yeah - what you said. 

On a related note:  http://tinyurl.com/yz62z6u

I'm at a bad place right now.

That's sad to hear, I'm sorry. Hang in there. If you can't find it in NYC, then hell, there's no hope for the rest of us.

Oh my God, Reactionary!! Shades of wong....

Oh my God, Reactionary!! Shades of wong....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 02:07 AM (rJ6ER)

As often as rodents get it on, the poor little guy probably just needed something to stop the chaffing.  I dunno what was goin through YOUR mind.  Prolly something dirty...

Oh he'll peak in. He seems to find a way around these parts when a certain young lass, Vince Vaughn might call her beautiful baby, pops in.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 02:02 AM (rJ6ER)

As long as he leaves the grapefruits at home.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 02:10 AM (UqJ8A)

Hmmm.  If your finances are in such good order you should use mail order to get a woman from teh mysterious east!  Get a cute little asian half breed with hard eyes, long dark hair, and a rockin' little body that has a low probability of getting at.  One with just enough knowledge of English to recieve commands and communicate basic needs, but not enough to assault you with idle prattle.  Mmmmm....

I think I'll apply for another job tomorrow.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions, Newly Crowned King of the Underworld at January 31, 2010 02:17 AM (jVHWM)

Oh, no.  Here we go again.

That's a pretty stupid things for her to say, considering that Palin's favorability ratings are on a steep rise back in Alaska and you never really know how a judge politically leans (even if you figure most of them are going to be lefties).  .

Posted by: RushBabe at January 31, 2010 01:38 AM (LKkE

Isn't Limbaugh one of the judges this year?

In the same vein as mail ordres, I'm curious about escorts (not in that way). More like in the Dermot Mulroney "The Wedding Date" way. I have three weddings coming up before July. I think , oh God, don't force me to cash out my 401(k) just to get a hot date!

I could never do it, but I am curious.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 31, 2010 02:23 AM (UqJ8A)

Careful with the Russian ones.  It's true that you can get a finely sculpted aryan beauty, but from what I hear they have a tendency to bring their boy friends over with them...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 31, 2010 02:26 AM (zmiSr)

^{oh crap, all the other girls just laughed and walked away...}

 I have three weddings coming up before July. I think , oh God, don't force me to cash out my 401(k) just to get a hot date!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 02:22 AM (rJ6ER)

So - for women - is having a date for occassions some kind of status thing?  Or is there some other motivation? 

 My dad's colleague married a Russian divorcee. He not only supported her and her two spoiled daughters, but the woman's ex husband until he (the ex) died.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:28 AM (gofDd)

WHAAAAT?   That's madness!  I'd rather be shot in the f***ing face and dragged over red-hot broken glass.  I can't imagine ever being that desperate, and I measure the time between amourous encounters in years.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:32 AM (gofDd)

Huh.  I see.  Personally I don't know why anyone would go to a wedding if they weren't in the wedding party and thereby required to go.  A friend of mine is planning to get married soon, and I'm trying to convince his to elope to Hawaii or something.  Otherwise I'll be standing up there in a monkey suit again.  Prolly after walking his wife-to-be's walrus-like friend up the aisle.  Sigh...

So - for women - is having a date for occassions some kind of status thing?  Or is there some other motivation? 

Perhaps for some. Two of these weddings, I know I will be just about the only single girl there my age. Other than that, it'll be like 13 yr old girls vying for the boquet. I just make sure I'm in the bathroom or somewheere else out of sight when that wretched tradition rears its ugly head.

I never used to care but as I get older it's no longer fun thinking "oh I'll just go stag in case I meet someone". It would be nice to just already have the date and not worry about it.

And, of course, all the moronettes are.

You're drunk!

And, of course, all the moronettes are.

You're drunk!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 02:43 AM (rJ6ER)

Yeah, and?

(Churchill had a retort to that line that does not apply here.)

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:40 AM (gofDd)

Good thing I don't have friends to pity me. 

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:43 AM (gofDd)

Arg.  Yep - sorry - you're screwed.  The curse of the intentionally dropped bouquet is well known.  The bitter rejection of the act is transferred as a malignant force into the flowers, and it has the power to deny lasting love forever to the next person touched by their tainted petals.

Google it.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:43 AM (gofDd)

So does that mean you only get your cousin's rejects?

Oh I love weddings. But as you get older you start to feel the pressure...and sadly the pity.

I'm in my early 30s damn it. It's not like I'm a spinster. I don't know why people have to tap your hand and say, "ohhhh your time will come". Fuck off bitch, I know it will. Don't patronize me.

Phew, I feel better now

Posted by: Angel at January 31, 2010 02:51 AM (HqFA1)

You should know better than to mess with gypsies. And don't fall in love with vampire slayers.

I'm in my early 30s damn it. It's not like I'm a spinster. I don't know why people have to tap your hand and say, "ohhhh your time will come"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 02:51 AM (rJ6ER)

People actually do that shit??  How impertinent.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 31, 2010 02:59 AM (Gk/wA)

There ya go lacey, what you need is a young buck, with some stamina...

It is so late here now they are starting to show infomercials on Lifetime. need.to.go.to.bed.

chemjeff, did you hear good news on the job interview?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 31, 2010 02:59 AM (gofDd)

Geeze.. we must be.

Posted by: Holger at January 31, 2010 03:03 AM (8NGHm)

Nope. I'm 25.

I'm watching Cheaters now.

/guilty pleasure

Geeze.. we must be.

Posted by: soulpile at January 31, 2010 03:04 AM (afWhQ)

It's worse since my cousin got married. She thinks I should date my cousin's best friend from childhood. I've known this guy almost as long as my cousin has. I told her it would be like dating my brother.

That's why I'm here, to hang out with all the young good looking girls.

Yeah, that are here on a Saturday night Sunday morning.

798 HIGHlarious

It's okay to like Skid Row....if you borrowed Doc Brown's Delorean driving 88 mph back to 1990.

Oh daaaamn this is a C!

Homegirl found out her her man was cheating on her...with a tranny!

Err, what happened to my comment! That was supposed to be Cheaters.

Probably a sign I should hang it up. If I'm staying up to watch Cheaters then I'm pretty much a failure at life.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 31, 2010 03:16 AM (rJ6ER)

You aren't a failure until you are a victim of hobo hunting.