1 James Carville is an evil baby-eating snake alien with a fake accent.

Why someone doesn't pull his skin-mask off during prime-time is beyond me.

He has -9 Bronsons.

Fred Thompson needs to punch him in the mouth John Wayne style.

2

Carville would fold up like a house of cards......then start screeming like a high school girl....

3 And the CSM repeats the meme that Palin said that she could see Russia from her home As Lincoln said, "You can fool some of the people all of the time."

4 I arrived there to feast on the sumptuous pheasant which seemed to lie invitingly on the platter like a fur seal lies on its back among the sunlit seaweed to invite reproductive love from other seals. This takes place in an Alaskan bay which I cannot presently see from my window, but am certain it could happen so long as we believe together it is true...

5
She's not running for prez. Which is fine by me. I'd rather see Palin on tv or on the radio, out there everyday getting the message out.

You dummies probably don't understand why that's better for us.

6 Anyone watching Reid on FNC post HC caucaus?
He looks quite dejected. He's also a liar.

7 You dummies probably don't understand why that's better for us.

That's Mr. Dummy to you.

8
yeah, so Obama is on the Hill today trying to twist arms for his socialized health care?

hahaha, the Senate is trying to roll Obama -- it appears they're all trying to get their $300mm payday.

9

Sounds like Cindy Lou Who descending on the Grinch Collective. 

10

Palin’s book notes the sometimes troubled relationship she had with McCain campaign staffers. Talking about her bus tour for her book, “Going Rogue,” she said, “the view is so much better inside the bus than under the bus.”

Oh dear, they don't know what "under the bus" is, since it's a HotAir and AoSHQ thing.

11

Sarah Palin?

 

Never heard of her.

12 Reid is talking right now about "healthcare" (i.e., Sovietcare). First thing is: he ain't talking about any Done Deal, despite The Won having gone up to hector the Senate. A great sign. Also: Reid is bitching Republicans haven't offered to help. GREAT, Republicans!!! KEEP IT UP! It's so rich he'd say that, coming out of a meeting that locked out all Republicans! Reid is talking about " change." Just wait until next November, Harry! You'll see "change," alright!

13 Ha! Sounds like Palin rocked the house. Awesome!

14

 Â“Going Rogaine.”

That's going to leave a mark, Joe. Or a less pattern balding. One of the two.

15 Gretawire has an entire transcript of her speech. Conservatives4Palin also has it.

16

Security is so spotty at the White House she could go and occupy teh Veep's office without anyone noticing until her sweet, sweet smell filled the corridors of power.  Betcha she uses Chanel. 

17 Yeah, I'm likin' how she sounded there.  More please.  Lot's more - with even more barb's and fangs.  The American people will understand it completely if the media will get out of the way.  Maybe she's gonna push the media out of the way.  If so, her skin could get thick enough to be President.

18

As President Barack Obama, Palin joked that she was looking at a magazine cover of Obama and Chinese President Hu Jinato during an airplane flight. A nearby passenger stated, "Hu's the Communist," she related.

And, Palin said, "I thought he was asking a question."

Oh my, I did a spittake on that one. 

19 Have you guys seen her pic on Drudge?  What is with the Che'/Mao green hate?  Is she looking for future Demo voter support, or what?

20 Her picture on Drudge is driving me loco. 

21

Someone's obviously confused Chanel #5 with Hoppe's #9.  "Uses" Chanel?  Perfumers rub their products up against The Sarah, hoping it will end up smelling like her.

She's obviously found some good gagwriters who can turn up material that fits her persona: not an easy trick, in politics or entertainment. This is a product that will sell in many markets. And when The Sarah talks about putting her brand on something, that's not marketing jargon. You can smell the leather sizzle.

22 Old Sailor, I think her skin's already thick; otherwise she wouldn't be joking about seeing the Russian embassy and getting her face in the few newspapers she does read.

No, I don't think she's better for us as some Person Who Runs Around Making Speeches. I want to see her jump on that tank, Yeltsin-style, and pry this country from the jaws of chaos.

23 What is with the Che'/Mao green hate?
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Freudian slip, hbp?

But to answer your question: She needs the hat to keep her brains from falling out, of course. No, wait! It's one of the "powerful sexual signals" she deliberately emits while pretending to be Mrs. Wholesome. No? Okay, she's got a little microphone in there reminding her what city she's in so she won't ask, "Can you see Russia from your house?"

24 I too love the pic on Drudge. It's especially nice because next to it is a rather awful shot of Hillary. She, Hillary, is either having some work done or is not getting any sleep. This gridiron stuff was great. I can't wait to see what she does next after the book tour. I also wish we could get a pic of her from the event. I heard her suit or purse or something was fur-lined. Oh I would love to see the look on Ashley Judd's face.

25 If she's elected president would 42 be too old to apply for a white house intern position?

26 If she is testing the waters, I think she's finding them perfectly warm.  Looking forward to more and more policy positions from her. 

27

Chayzus, pharteen, that's about seven fricking leagues from being a Mao or Castro hat. Looks like a change on an old hunting cap design, re-imagined by some modern stylist. Maybe we can get some Manolo of Hats in here to put you some headwear knowledge.

Castro didn't design his goddamn hats, you know. He stole them. The same hat was US issue at the time, also is the trademark of the Foreign Legion. Westmoreland wore them all the time.

28 "I want to see her jump on that tank, Yeltsin-style, and pry this country from the jaws of chaos." -arhooley

Then she really is going to need that thick skin - and be sharp as a tack.

Ace needs to invite her to Vegas for the Moron picnic.

29 I resent the Rogaine crack. I've never had a problem getting it up, just ask your mothers.

30 Ace needs to invite her to Vegas for the Moron picnic.

The 'Cuda on a hobo hunting expedition would put the critters on the endangered species list.

31

I don't think hangin' at a moronpolooza would be good for her image, but we would turn out in amazingly large numbers.

32

"I want to see her jump on that tank, Yeltsin-style, and pry this country from the jaws of chaos." -arhooley

I initially read that as jump on the stage, Yeltin-style.  His dance with the Russian hotties was epic--a week after that, he needed quadruple bypass. Yeltsin was a badass.   

33 She's obviously found some good gagwriters who can turn up material that fits her persona: not an easy trick, in politics or entertainment.


I suspect that in this case, Sarah Palin used a little-known speechwriter named Sarah Palin.

34

The former Alaska governor was dressed in a stylish black dress and carried what she told Chicago Sun Times correspondent Lynn Sweet was a purse made from an otter.

And 10 vegan journalists standing nearby fainted.

I so want an otter purse too!

35 <i>Carville would fold up like a house of cards......then start screeming like a high school girl....</i>

I thought screaming like a high-school girl was his standard campaigning technique anyways.

36 I'd drive 1500 miles to hear her address us Conservatives / Constitutionalists / Moronic Critters and see her hoist one - and then I'd prolly fall down drunk with delight.

37 Here is the link to, supposedly, Governor Palin's entire speech: http://tinyurl.com/yzyzv7m

38

“It is good to be here though, really, in front of this audience of leading journalists and intellectuals or, as I like to call it, a death panel,”

Zing!

Man, it's marvelous to hear somebody speaking who is not afraid to have their honest words printed and broadcast.

39 Waaaaaaah, erg.  Waaaaaaah.

40

I read all her jokes and they were off the hook!

If we do not get behind her (a true conservative that we always whine about not having) then we have no one to blame but ourselves.

bullet points for you to educate skeptics...

1. Sarah took on corruption in her own party and risked her career in politics doing it. Name one politician who has done this that is currently serving. By the way, has Obama asked Charlie Rangel to step aside? NO, they are in the same party after all.

2. Sarah cut the budget in the Alaska which is unheard of. She saved money when the oil money was flowing in so now when the oil price dropped they are not cutting police or education or raising taxes to balance the budget. How are New York and California doing by the way on their budgets? How is Obama doing with his deficit projections? 9 trillion right?

3. Sarah TOOK ON THE MOST POWERFUL COMPANIES IN THE WORLD, the big oil companies to make sure Alaskans were getting a fair shake and SHE WON. Has Obama bucked the big labor unions in a similar fashion? Or the trial lawyers?

4. Sarah negotiated a natural gas pipeline deal that will result in the largest construction project in North America which will produce REAL JOBS and will provide CLEAN energy to the lower 48. Has Obama ever...oh never mind, its obvious he has not done anything like this and neither has anyone else who currently serves.

God Bless You All!

41 THIS and THIS (scroll through the whole slideshow) is why the 'Cuda scares the crap out of the leftists. Thousands of people waiting 24-36 hours in the snow....just to shake her hand and get an autograph.

Show me anyone, ANYONE in politics today who can inspire that kind of response. Even The Won can't do it without massive intervention from ACORN/SEIU.

42 #5 I'd rather see Palin on tv or on the radio, out there everyday getting the message out

Unfortunately, I don't have a TV in my bunk.  Or is that "Fortunately"?

43

wow, She totally rocked, very funny.

I cannot believe I am rooting for this woman who I have so many disagreements with on social issues.

But I know in my gut she is one of the only people who can pull this America back to its Constitution from that commie in the WhiteHouse!

44 Could you imagine if she did keynote Moronpalooza? All the lefty bloggers and the MSM would be looking through all our insightful yet colorful archived comments.

45

The radical america-hating liberals should be very afraid, I've left the Undemocratic Party, but I have many many democratic friends who are rooting and love Sarah Palin.

and yes, they are those Reagan Democrats, they are now Palin Democrats.

The more the media attacks her, the more irrelevant they become and the more powerful Palin becomes.

And btw, these dems were Obama supporters/voters , they really thought the commie was a moderate democrat like Bill Clinton, they are pissed, absolutely pissed at what is going on in the country! and yes they too have been going to the tea parties. (I tried warning them, but they didnt belive me, now they listen to Rush and Mark Levin after figuring out how much the MSM lied to them)

So, go ahead radical america-hating liberals, diss all the tea party participants you want.

46 Kudos to the unemployed single mother for managing to finish something.

47 John, I've been a liberal based on social issues, too.  But here's my current take on it--the social issues are going to work themselves out.  If your country isn't fiscally sound, social issues are the least of your worries.  Palin is a fiscal conservative, and even though she is personally socially conservative, she governs primarily as a libertarian.  If they'd pay attention, liberals would realize she is a winner for everyone.

48 Oh, I rather think she's just getting started, Snarky.  At least I want to hope so.

49 Single mother????

50
Thatsa my gal.

51 Keep at that chicken, a.k.a.  Someday you'll convince us that she's not running.  Really.

52 Single mother????

if we repeat it enough it'll stick, just like that Russia thing.

53 Hu's the communist! If that we're so dang funny, and at least a little bit true, the Old Media would be going berserk. They get it.  (Can you imagine if she had said that during the campaign?  McCain and co. would be apologizing all over the place.)

Palin has shown a remarkable ability to convey a serious message, persuasively, with just a few choice words in plain English.

54 louis tully at December 06, 2009 04:31 PM (Vc/xe)


When I first read it I shot cranapple out out of my nose.

55 The former Alaska governor was dressed in a stylish black dress and carried what she told Chicago Sun Times correspondent Lynn Sweet was a purse made from an otter.

No Way! Really? is this true?  I want one NOW.  And one for my friend that found out this summer that otters aren't cute, they're vicious little bastards that come out of nowhere to claw your eyes out if you swim within a 100 yards of them.
 A purse is the only safe way to view an otter.  Sarah knows this.

56 Sarah Palin's purse isn't made out of an otter - it's made out of pelts from the mainstream media.

57 And one for my friend that found out this summer that otters aren't cute, they're vicious little bastards that come out of nowhere to claw your eyes out if you swim within a 100 yards of them.


I'd say that most of the PETA/Sierra Club/Greenpeace types get their knowledge of the animal world from the local zoo, Sea World, '60s Walt Disney films, and Hello Kitty.

Side note: it's pretty cool to watch sea otters in winter through a big 'ole US Army thermal viewer.

58 Posted by: Gov. Sarah Palin at December 06, 2009 02:59 PM (u6zet)

Wow, Ergie's wasting his own time here now, not just the taxpayers! This is serious!

59

#29 Vice President Joe Biden at December 06, 2009 03:41 PM

With apologies, Mr. Vice President, I realize thet you have a higher I.Q. than me an all, but Rogaine is for treating hair-loss. You rub it on your . . . . _{make the image stop}.

60 I cannot believe I am rooting for this woman who I have so many disagreements with on social issues.
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Dood, tell me about it. I think the difference is, she's honest. I trust her. She doesn't do this double-talk about ushering in a new era of tolerance for the lefties while chickening out on gay marriage for the righties.

61 Why did Sarah Palin even go to this dinner in the first place?  Why give any more recognition to these MSM propagandists journalists water carriers hacks?

62

"I think the difference is, she's honest. I trust her"

bingo!  I trust her. And I agree with the commenter above who said there are bigger, MUCH bigger issues at stake than social issues. And frankly from what I have seen from her record as AK's governor, she never delved into social issues, she was a very conservative when it came to fiscal/national security/indiv rights issues, but pretty liberatarian when it comes to social issues. I don't care about her stance on social issues, I am more concerned with the direction of this country!!!!

This is why the radical america-hating liberals are freaking scared of this woman!  and they should be! She is not only exposing the liberals to be the america-hating lunatics that they are (as a former democrat, I did not realise this before) AND she is exposing the dumb ass media for the lying hypocrites that they are!

63 More comedy gold:

(About McCain's campaign I donÂ’t want to say that IÂ’ve burned a bridge, but I know all about cancelling a bridge to nowhere.

That Democrat speaker I referred to is, of course, the one-and-only Barney Frank. And IÂ’m the controversial one?

Barney, the nation owes you and the government a debt. A huge, historic, unbelievable debt.

But, itÂ’s good to be here with you, Mr. Chairman. Because by Chairman, I donÂ’t just mean the House Financial Services Committee. As far as I can tell, BarneyÂ’s also the Chair of AIG, CITI, and the Bank of America.

64 I'm gonna tell you the truth--those pictures of her in the green hat make me hard as blue steel.  Cat couldn't scratch it.

65

45

There was a hysterical post over at DU.  Some gal posted that one of her best friends, who campaigned side-by-side with her for Obama was featured in an Ft Hood photo getting her uniform signed by Sarah.  Of course, the liberal asked her WTH on Facebook, the friend responded that she was officially in Sarah's camp, 100%.  The liberal was SO proud that she immediately UNfriended her.  I laughed my ass off!

66 Barney, the nation owes you and the government a debt. A huge, historic, unbelievable debt.

That left a bruise.

67 #44 OMG, that would be incredible, but no, not a good idea for her political future.

68 Where do I invest in a company making otter purses?

69 Hey sybilll, I betcha this is the picture of that Fort Hood soldier getting autographed by Sarah.

70 27 comatus  I was just being funny about the hat.  I thought that would be clear with the comment about getting Democrats to vote for her.  I have seen many photos of Obama supporters with Che posters and t-shirts. In the photo, it looked more fashion then ex army issue.  It is too clean to be old!
An ex-army cat's eyed hat looks at me every night from the bureau.

23: arhooley  That was hat, not hate.  When I am reading for awhile, my vision is not as good as it once was.  I did not notice the mispelling ;-)  

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