April 15, 2021
— Ace CNN has been agitating for racial violence for years, both out of ideological conviction and venal creed for clickbait currency.
Remember when merely chanting "CNN sucks" was violence, according to pillow-lipped pillow-biter Jim Acosta?
This is protest against the Overclass.
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Posted by: Flyguy at April 15, 2021 02:41 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (mp612)
for it is barren.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (IuFs0)
Maybe CNN will get a police escort where they go to keep this from happening again?
Posted by: Bete at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....White Devil Living on the prison planet at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (vcOmj)
It's time the Ruling Class got bloodied.
I believe they already all have their period, particularly the pyrsyns who have (alleged) penii.
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:42 PM (DJFLF)
Burn. It. Down.
They came to a restaurant in Dallas and chanted "who burns shit? We burn shit!" so, DO YOUR JOBS!!!!!
Fuckers......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Shame, 'cause I thought there was more meat on that bone to pick at, but it's Ace's house. / Ace's rulez
Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (BgMrQ)
You spelled "ottered" wrong.
Posted by:RedMindBlueStateat April 15, 2021 02:43 PM (m+jkK)
Yes please!Posted by: Don Lemon at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (d7z0d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (ooHFe)
I used to work in local TV. 95% of employees, both on-air, administrative, creative and technical, are liberals. Some border on communists.
The odds are that the normal working stiff believes exactly the same thing as the talent.
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (tjZg/)
nothing to see here
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Somebody get some fucks for Bete and Garrett.Posted by: 4 at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM
Can't. None to give.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (bDqIh)
You are a lying sack of shit. You don't want equal justice. You don't want law. I'm sorry they didn't treat you like the white boy you are, because YOU built this shit, you should reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
"You white!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (enXj9)
ie 'Soup Kitchen' where they hand out cans of soup, frozen water bottles etc.
Posted by: Shifty Bitwise at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (Vv2FH)
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (tjZg/)
CNN has talent?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (oLbqO)
Remember these days, CNN. If the time truly comes and I have anything to do with it, you'll be praying to ONLY be hit by water bottles. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (7hF2c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (s2VJv)
Yup- just peaceful protest
nothing to see here
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Mugged by an idea.
My team and I are fine and I appreciate your concern. I hope for equal justice under the law and will continue to report on this vital story as it unfolds.
Not hard enough, apparently.
Posted by: 4 at April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (ooHFe)
I'm listening.......
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Ace at02:39 PM|
I'd be perfectly fine if they got more than they're physically capable of withstanding. But we do have to start somewhere, I guess.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (Oka5v)
Can't. None to give.
Posted by:RedMindBlueStateat April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (m+jkK)
Are you saying it is a nation wide shortage? I'd say we should do something about it, but again, no fucks to give so apathy it is I guess. I've got plenty of that to spare.Posted by: Bete at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (Ojki1)
The mostly peaceful revolution will not be televised...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
Don, get down there and talk with the natives!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....White Devil Living on the prison planet at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by:J.J. Seftonat April 15, 2021 02:47 PM (s2VJv)
==========Theory:
The inner cities have been voting for local change for decades, but the vote counters have prevented that change by furthering entrenching current power structures instead.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (ooHFe)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (Xd/WJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (d7z0d)
-- Former First Daughter Chelsea Hubbell Clinton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (DMUuz)
Never mind.
Posted by: pep at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (v16oJ)
You won't even be the last against the wall when the revolution comes.
Bless your pea-pickin' hearts.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (jWoQx)
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (bYTQR)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....White Devil Living on the prison planet at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2021 02:46 PM (7hF2c)
Fen, they've seen how untrustworthy CNN is. They are working for the Deep State as we know, and Antifa hates everything and everyone involved with the government.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (oLbqO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (ooHFe)
Well they are the propaganda wing for the Oligarchs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (ifmtJ)
You know who else was in the business of solutions?
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (mp612)
Posted by: Dusty Boomer at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (BdDfF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (1ISKN)
I know I shouldn't but I can't stop laughing at this video....
@Breaking911 4m
WATCH: Denmark’s top health official faints while announcing halt of WHO-approved AstraZeneca vaccine. The official, Tanja Erichsen, was taken to a hospital and is OK. No explanation was released for why she fainted.
https://tinyurl.com/yzqbkcky
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
==========Sometimes ice can be seen as peaceful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Not sure the CNN crewmember would have been able to survive the crush of all the awards other journalists would have immediately heaped on him in the first 24 hours. How many Emmy's can one man hold before he collapses under the weight?
Posted by: Hammer Solution at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: NMS at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (a3Xmv)
Posted by:Berserker-Dragonheads Divisionat April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (VwHCD)
cat5 cat6 whatever it takes
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (/MaDp)
Black folk are in the main not fond of homosexuals. Recall California Prop 8 about gay marriage. A huge percentage of blacks voted in favor of normal marriage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
This is true. Remember, Lambda Lambda Lambda really didn't like the gay black javelin thrower in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Success! First official post from the new berserker command post.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (VwHCD)
Whoo hoo! Hi Berserker!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm not a techie, but I'll take a stab at it:
something something OS timeout?
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Hammer Solution at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (dYe5S)
12 oz apparently
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (oLbqO)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Meh. We're beyond voting. If they realize as I say how the Left has abused and kept them enslaved, they'll be wanting to do a lot more than just registering Republican.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (s2VJv)
You know who else was in the business of solutions?
Can you imagine the blank uncomprehending stare if someone posed that question to her?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (ifmtJ)
This is true. Remember, Lambda Lambda Lambda really didn't like the gay black javelin thrower in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Second best college documentary.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (yrol0)
You know who else was in the business of solutions?
Posted by: ...
Bill Gates has discussed his Final Solution on several occasions.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....White Devil Living on the prison planet at April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Hammer Solution at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (dYe5S)
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. Or blowing some rando twink...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (4FeUN)
MAYBE we *should* give this "abolish da po-leeece" thing a legitimate shot.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (+xIcB)
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2021 02:50 PM (mp612)
My sides hurt. Thanks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (/MaDp)
A huge percentage of blacks voted in favor of normal marriage.
Ironic given the percentage of out of wedlock black births.
Posted by: pep at April 15, 2021 02:54 PM (v16oJ)
Meh. We're beyond voting. If they realize as I say how the Left has abused and kept them enslaved, they'll be wanting to do a lot more than just registering Republican.
Posted by:J.J. Seftonat April 15, 2021 02:53 PM (s2VJv)
We are working to keep that from happening!Posted by: NEA at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)
I don't know why the rioters don't want CNN to cover them.
Antifa wants their own people reporting on antifa. They are organized and have their own "press" people among the rioters who provide the footage to outlets that agree to their terms (see CNN's deal for Iraq coverage under Sadam Hussein).
The other thing is that there are a lot of MSM reporters who are antifa, too, Quillette did a story on this over a year ago, and Andy Ngo regularly mentions it.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (bDqIh)
Concur. All I can say is fuck around and find out.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: H Badger at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (n/0Nw)
Can you imagine the blank uncomprehending stare if someone posed that question to her?
Unironically, she would answer: "Bill Gates. His vaccines are the final solution."
/yes, there is video of bill gates using the phrase "final solution"
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: NEA at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (Ojki1)
You can't "Educate" that which never shows up for class in the first place.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2021 02:56 PM (s2VJv)
IMO, Trump missed out on a great opportunity. Corral the media into the center of the rally site, with only one way out. Pay a bounty, on the spot, for every "news" traitor given the knockout game treatment.
What would they do, say bad things about him? Cut off his coverage?
Die, MFM. DIE.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 02:56 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 15, 2021 02:56 PM (eMEkg)
CNN would undoubtedly be a perennial cellar dweller.
(Notice the seamless segue from the prior thread)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (m45I2)
----
Yeah, his solutions were not as final as he thought. This time they plan to do it up right.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (jWoQx)
I wish our side weren't such pussies. Have we even done that over the stolen election? Over anything?
I think the reason the left wins and we lose is the left aren't pussies.
Posted by: DrDJ3WAY at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by:kallistoat April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)
Couldn't have been. Mask save everyone from everything.Posted by: Karen T'hobo, Boulder CO at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by:Tamiat April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
Bwahahahaha...
I mean, she's lucky she didn't get more fucked up with a head bounce like that. She'd probably be in a wheelchair if that wasn't a nice, flexible, elevated stage.
Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (4FeUN)
The official, Tanja Erichsen, was taken to a hospital and is OK. Noexplanation was released for why she fainted.
That was chuckle worthy. I am so going to hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2021 02:57 PM (Rvt88)
cat5 cat6 whatever it takes
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2021 02:52 PM (yrol0)
I'm gonna see that shit in my sleep. Probably ran 150-200 feet of it. The modem is in the wife's office, so I had to run a bunch of lines from there to different rooms in the house and do all the plug ends. Yeah I know, go wireless. Well it worked like shit in the last house and this one is twice the size.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2021 02:58 PM (VwHCD)
And is that orange ever gonna ripen up?
Posted by: West at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (QY+6a)
@TheBabylonBee
Minneapolis Target Holds Semi-Annual 'Everything Is Free' Sale
https://tinyurl.com/yeex98uy
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of b at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (4FeUN)
Was the CNN tech who got clocked wearing a mask? Because that's all that matters. Was. He. Masked. Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)
No, as a matter of fact he wasn't
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)
The odds are that the normal working stiff believes exactly the same thing as the talent.Been there, done that myself lol. And yeah, where I worked most people were aligned with each other.
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2021 02:45 PM (tjZg/)
My point is that a tech getting hit isn't going to make the waves that a reporter getting hit would cause. The crew is not particularly respected by the on-air talent in my experience. None of them will reconsider *anything* because a lowly crewman got knocked over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)
I was hoping this was Cuomo getting a 100lb fake dumbbell to his dumb melon.
But, just a camera guy.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller PhD Esq at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (NuVOb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: 4 at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (KnJdm)
Check the AoSHQ Style Guide. All morons and 'ettes in good standing are responsible for their own fucks, but the acquisition and the harboring of said fucks, and a loss of fucks is the fault of the moron or 'ette alone. Fucks, as they say, are non-transferrable.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:00 PM (okGHj)
-- Former First Daughter Chelsea Hubbell Clinton
Posted by
uncanthraxat April 15, 2021 02:49 PM (DMUuz)
Yup. Blood, urine, puss, spit, more blood. In industrial quantities.
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 15, 2021 03:01 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2021 03:01 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 15, 2021 03:01 PM (dChhw)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 03:01 PM (m45I2)
A big part of the Prop 8 movement was the Black Churches. Yuuuuge, probably the single biggest component of the movement.
So when it overwhelmingly passed, the MFM did exactly what any reasonable person would do. They loudly, and viciously attacked the Mormons, who were minor partners in the Prop 8 coalition.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2021 03:02 PM (n+4am)
--------------------
Well most of them have nothing to lose, they are bottom dwellers socially and economically. The ones that aren't are connected enough to get off scot free.
Deplorables mostly fall in the sweet spot of giving up their significantly more if they get violent but not having the connections to get off scot free if caught.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 15, 2021 03:02 PM (eMEkg)
And yet, Antifa often receives media coverage that is neutral or even favorable, with its members’ violence either being ignored by reporters or vaguely explained away as a product of right-wing provocation. What’s more, anecdotal evidence has suggested that many of the mainstream reporters who are most active in covering Antifa also tend to enthusiastically amplify Antifa’s claims on social media.In October 2018, my research partner and I decided to investigate the truth of this impression by using a mix of network mapping and linguistic analysis to see which prominent journalists who covered Antifa also were closely connected to leading Antifa figures on social media. We then inspected the Antifa-related stories these journalists had written. . .
That correlation turned out to be quite pronounced: Of all 15 verified national-level journalists in our subset, we couldn’t find a single article, by any of them, that was markedly critical of Antifa in any way. In all cases, their work in this area consisted primarily of downplaying Antifa violence while advancing Antifa talking points, and in some cases quoting Antifa extremists as if they were impartial experts.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)
Mesh is the way to go nowadays. But I would still use copper for the backhaul, so I applaud your efforts.
Posted by: West at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
When was she vaccinated? If it was recent, that's why.
If it wasn't, it's because pressure is not her friend.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by:Braenyardat April 15, 2021 03:02 PM (71yCL)
To have time to truly drink in the moment before moving to the next one?Posted by: Bete at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: m at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (Zsfob)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 03:04 PM (oLbqO)
---------
And I hope they get just a little more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2021 03:04 PM (Uh2oA)
In a very strange set of events, the ONLY one on the CNN crew that was masked was the REPORTER that was going to be on TV. I wonder why that is........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better, BLM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2021 03:05 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: 4 at April 15, 2021 02:44 PM (KnJdm)
I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry
I tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy
I've no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted
I've rallied my fuck army but its been fucking defeated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2021 03:05 PM (VwHCD)
Now if Geraldo or the LeMon or the potato took a hit, well that would be entirely different.
Not the FACE! Not the FACE!!
Posted by: Just Lily at April 15, 2021 03:06 PM (jWoQx)
Posted by: f'd at April 15, 2021 03:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2021 02:51 PM (1ISKN)
CNN doesn't do Alaska. I'm not sure they know where Alaska is. Nor do they care beyond making sure we never use any of our resources or get in the way of the tourists. They weren't even here for O'Bumblefuck's visit where a fish came on him.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:06 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:06 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (5djUI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The 'talent' treat the techs like furniture. Thus has it ever been.
Posted by: West at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (DMUuz)
Mesh is the way to go nowadays. But I would still use copper for the backhaul, so I applaud your efforts.Mesh kicks *all* the ass if it's done well. I had to face a choice in my new house: mesh upstairs to downstairs wirelessly, or run a cable.
Posted by: West at April 15, 2021 03:03 PM (QY+6a)
I opted for wireless. Running cable is a major PITA and I don't enjoy it one iota. The minor throughput and latency hit that I take as a result (which is *really* small) is a nothingburger and there's no way it matters. Now, if there were a half dozen users? Yeah, then I would probably pull the cable. In a business setting, there's no question - all copper backhaul, all the time, no exceptions, or you'll be in tear-filled agony.
I went with Ubiquity (UniFi) stuff for my house, and it kicks all the ass. It's overkill in many ways, but man does it work and go together easily if you have some network savvy. It is probably more than a bit intimidating if you don't, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 02:41 PM (DJFLF)
Yes. I've added (not switched to) Chrome to read ace.mu.nu.
Posted by: m at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (Zsfob)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, just like when weather reporters stand in ditches in close up to describe how entire cities are underwater.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (oLbqO)
Check the AoSHQ Style Guide. All morons and 'ettes in good standing are responsible for their own fucks, but the acquisition and the harboring of said fucks, and a loss of fucks is the fault of the moron or 'ette alone. Fucks, as they say, are non-transferrable.
Ask your Doctor if giving fucks is for you. Do not drive or operate heavy equipment after giving a fuck. Discontinue giving fucks if you develop an attitude, experience sweaty palms, or notice a blistering rash. Side effects include, intolerance of imbeciles, smart ass retorts, and throat punches.
*video fades while showing a senior woman doing yoga on a beach*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2021 03:08 PM (Rvt88)
Put out bounties on these propagandists. See how they like it for a while.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 15, 2021 03:08 PM (j5yHI)
Actually, part of the cameraman's job is when the "talent" gets aggressive and provocative with an interviewee is to step in and use the camera as a shield to keep the talent from getting punched in the face. And if that doesn't work, they're supposed to gently put the expensive camera down and then wade in with their fists.
As far as the talent is concerned, it's the crew's JOB to get smacked around.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2021 03:09 PM (n+4am)
Your calm. I am gonna launch a trebuchet of giant burning shitballs at it.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:09 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 03:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2021 03:09 PM (EE0xX)
I hope their creation eats them all, on live TV.
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 15, 2021 03:10 PM (MkuC5)
They weren't even here for O'Bumblefuck's visit where a fish came on him.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:06 PM
So that's where he got the nickname Milt-on.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2021 03:10 PM (DMUuz)
*video fades while showing a senior woman doing yoga on a beach*
Posted by:Tonypeteat April 15, 2021 03:08 PM (Rvt8
Don't give a fuck if you are allergic to giving a fuck.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 15, 2021 03:11 PM (Oka5v)
@VenturaReport
Additional fencing and barricades being added to the Brooklyn Center Police Department ahead of tonight
https://tinyurl.com/yk6kavvm
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah, just like when weather reporters stand in ditches in close up to describe how entire cities are underwater.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (oLbqO)
https://youtu.be/79wOQ8iHl7I
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:11 PM (ZSrej)
*video fades while showing a senior woman doing yoga on a beach*
Heh. No older couple occupyimg his 'n hers claw-footed bathtubs inexplicably placed on the lakehouse dock?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2021 03:12 PM (EE0xX)
Posted by: zmdavid at April 15, 2021 03:12 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:13 PM (ZSrej)
Sad, perhaps, but he deserves it. If you work for a treasonous organization, you don't get to escape the punihsment for being a traitor. Just saying, "well, I didn't personally pour the Zyklon-B into the showers" doesn't excuse your involvement.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:13 PM (2JVJo)
Her cow-orkers did a very fine job of first aid, though. I am kind of impressed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2021 03:13 PM (mzC78)
The first occurrence of physical violence directed at a person or object makes a riot. Any and all appropriate means of restoring control are then on the table.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (KATBx)
@RepVernonJones
The time has come. Georgia is ready!
https://tinyurl.com/yjfjz2v4
He's running for governor!
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (cF8AT)
They weren't even here for O'Bumblefuck's visit where a fish came on him.
Posted by:tcn in AK, Hail to the Thiefat April 15, 2021 03:06 PM (okGHj)
---------
I had no idea that happened. But I looked it up.
And sure enough, right at the top of the article, was this photo of Barack Obama jacking off a salmon:
https://tinyurl.com/3jyf3eu9
Man's Country North.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (Uh2oA)
Heh. No older couple occupyimg his 'n hers claw-footed bathtubs inexplicably placed on the lakehouse dock?Posted by Lizzy
I know, right! In what universe would any couple heading towards some serious slap and giggles picture themselves in separate tubs?
This makes no sense at tall.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Marcus T
I'm thinking of buying some old surplus Phantom F-4's, loading them up with a bunch of bombs and napalm, and bring in a strike on the CNN building.
BOOM!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....White Devil Living on the prison planet at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (GBZnB)
Posted by: creeper at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: the dandy at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (u/l5X)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (m45I2)
Yes. I've added (not switched to) Chrome to read ace.mu.nu.Posted by: m at April 15, 2021 03:07 PM (Zsfob)
thanks, m
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 03:16 PM (DJFLF)
and, if a rollcall was taken of the rally protesters it would probably show that at least 50% of the "participants" were from out-of-state, paid regular agitators.
Our side aren't pussies, most have families and responsibilities that are of a greater concern and are not being paid to attend protest and or for bail/lawyer fees, loss of income, protecting their physical home, etc.
Posted by: oldchick at April 15, 2021 03:16 PM (sOete)
Posted by: creeper at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (XxJt1)
Mine is but a warning.......BE CAREFUL what you wish for......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I know, right! In what universe would any couple heading towards some serious slap and giggles picture themselves in separate tubs?
This makes no sense at tall.
How they didn't think to put them in an outdoor hot tub is beyond me!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CNN spoogebucket at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (BRpqW)
[thought cloud]
"Designate bottle guy as track A-Zone 1. Weps, get a track on that guy, right now."
[/thought cloud]
Said by a close relative.
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 03:15 PM (m45I2)
None of which can top the Bristol Stomp!
Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (ZSrej)
The difference between a fag and a queer was a fag wouldn't go downtown with you beating up queers.
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at April 15, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Gonna be a Peaceful Night.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2021 03:19 PM (EE0xX)
CNN has been agitating for racial violence for years...
I don't know why on earth, but I read that as facial violence.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2021 03:20 PM (O+I8R)
Mine is but a warning.......BE CAREFUL what you wish for......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
At the climax of the book I am writing, one of the characters says, "Do you know what the most horrible words in the world are? 'I wish.'"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2021 03:21 PM (EE0xX)
And sure enough, right at the top of the article, was this photo of Barack Obama jacking off a salmon:
https://tinyurl.com/3jyf3eu9
Man's Country North.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (Uh2oA)
The best part was the nice Native lady laughing her head off at him.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:21 PM (okGHj)
At the climax of the book I am writing, one of the characters says, "Do you know what the most horrible words in the world are? 'I wish.'"
Posted by:Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercingat April 15, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)
============
"I thought it was 'I do'," said married guys everywhere in unison to a hearty belly laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
http://bitly.ws/cKQr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2021 03:23 PM (sWM8x)
"I thought it was 'I do'," said married guys everywhere in unison to a hearty belly laugh.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for thatat April 15, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
I thought it was more of when my future Father in Law said to me, after I'd been dating his daughter for several years, "Shit or get off the pot...."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)
I don't know what this is about but it seems good.
@JamesOKeefeIII
Jesse, @jessehixxx we know you impersonated Megan in our Comms Department to extract info because the phone numbers matched your actual phone number. This is unlawful and arguably racketeering. Lawyer up. You denied impersonating our employees. Now we have proof in court.
https://tinyurl.com/yzxg6w4w
See the 2nd tweet screen shot.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Nobody who works for CNN is innocent.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Msrhc)
if mn needs to shit it goes to brooklyn center
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
In my experience, hot tub use doesn't lead to, um, firmness.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)
I thought it was more of when my future Father in Law said to me, after I'd been dating his daughter for several years, "Shit or get off the pot...."
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 15, 2021 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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Confirmed: Sponge cannot count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bruce at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (1hpHR)
Quote: "Masks are strongly recommended, but will not be required."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2021 03:26 PM (mzC78)
this is violence to innocence as goebbels betting raped by stalin is
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:26 PM (4Jold)
I thought it was more of when my future Father in Law said to me, after I'd been dating his daughter for several years, "Shit or get off the pot...."
When I asked my, now late, FIL for my now wife's hand, he said:
"Why not, you've had the rest of her."
I miss that guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2021 03:26 PM (Rvt88)
http://bitly.ws/cKQr:"
Weird. She looks like a mannequin falling over. Or a corpse.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2021 03:27 PM (MxEKc)
I thought it was more of when my future Father in Law said to me, after I'd been dating his daughter for several years, "Shit or get off the pot...."
Posted by: SpongeAt our wedding dinner my new father-in-law came up to me, took my hand and with all sincerity said, I wish you all the luck in the world, you will need it.
Posted by: oldchick at April 15, 2021 03:27 PM (sOete)
I thought it was more of when my future Father in Law said to me, after I'd been dating his daughter for several years, "Shit or get off the pot...."
Posted by:S
that is a weird pet name for a dad to have for his daughter
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:27 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2021 03:21 PM (O+I8R)
Yeah, honey, cause nothing says "racist" like asking you to use proper English to communicate. Shove your ebonics up your big black backside.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:27 PM (okGHj)
Confirmed: Sponge cannot count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Confirmed: TJM has issues with reading comprehension.....
"Do you know what the most horrible words in the world are? 'I wish.'"
Count?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 15, 2021 03:28 PM (vkzpV)
Our side aren't pussies, most have families and responsibilities that are of a greater concern and are not being paid to attend protest and or for bail/lawyer fees, loss of income, protecting their physical home, etc.
Yep.
There is video of antifa kids causing damage on January 6th saying "Dude, at least we get our thousand dollars" after they got tear gassed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 15, 2021 03:28 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: oldchick at April 15, 2021 03:27 PM (sOete)
My sister's first husband asked my Dad if he could marry her. He replied that since she had never asked permission to do anything before, he couldn't imagine why he would have to approve that decision for her.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:28 PM (okGHj)
Either way personally I can't wait to find out that there are going to be 300M+ votes in a country with fewer then 300M adults!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2021 03:29 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
In my experience, hot tub use doesn't lead to, um, firmness.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)
My BiL's cousin had a hot and liked to soak in it with an alcoholic beverage in the afternoon. As the story goes she was soaking alone with a drink and stood up and passed out and drowned. I'm not sure this is such a bad way to go but I imagine her body was all puckered and pickled up when they bailed her out.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
Annnnnd James O'keefe's acct. was just suspended!
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:29 PM (cF8AT)
Violating terms of service that don't exist yet.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (4Jold)
Confirmed: Sponge cannot count.
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for thatat April 15, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Confirmed: TJM has issues with reading comprehension.....
"Do you know whatthe most horrible wordsin the world are? 'I wish.'"
Count?
Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 15, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
============
Confirmed: TJM lives in an alternate reality.
We have cookies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
In Danish it is spelled Syn-cøpe
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (m45I2)
Lawyer up. You denied impersonating our employees. Now we have proof in court.
No standing and you must pay four trillion dollars for slandering this fine, upstanding organization.
- The judge
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (e6I/s)
What you'll settle for: MSM outlets admitting that these riots are full of violent assholes whose only goal is to be violent assholes.
What you'll get: MSM outlets giving money to the assholes for protection.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (pAjZN)
https://tinyurl.com/yzxg6w4w
See the 2nd tweet screen shot.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)
I got to it the first time. I tried to go back to it again and it said the account was suspended.Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 15, 2021 03:31 PM (Qtg3R)
In Danish it is spelled Syn-cøpe
Posted by:M
dead cat bounce
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:31 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Frank Drebin standing in front of a burning fireworks factory with people jumping off the balcony at April 15, 2021 03:31 PM (bEYrx)
Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 15, 2021 03:31 PM (uK/nj)
============
Confirmed: TJM lives in an alternate reality.
We have cookies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Well, shit.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
That reminds me of the joke where a hillbilly brings his son-in-law into the doctor's office and asks if the doctor can take a bullet out of the kid's leg.
"Sure, I can do that," says the sawbones. "How'd it happen?"
"I shot him.
"You shot your own son-in-law?"
"Well, he weren't my son-in-law when I shot him."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:32 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at April 15, 2021 03:33 PM (CBrao)
"You shot your own son-in-law?"
"Well, he weren't my son-in-law when I shot him."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:32 PM (2JVJo)
Ahhhhh.......stories from the mountains of West Virginia......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Violating terms of service that don't exist yet.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Over the target. He's on Gab and Parler isn't he?
Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
Nothing like a little good Copenhagen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSIjDbCedY0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (mzC78)
My BiL's cousin had a hot and liked to soak in it with an alcoholic beverage in the afternoon. As the story goes she was soaking alone with a drink and stood up and passed out and drowned. I'm not sure this is such a bad way to go but I imagine her body was all puckered and pickled up when they bailed her out.Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
I seem to recall that being a story line on the tv show "Emergency". Except the paramedics arrived before they drowned.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Qtg3R)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz53D)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 15, 2021 03:35 PM (8YFRI)
@BIZPACReview 34m
Seattle BLM leader arrested, charged with anti-Asian hate crime http://dlvr.it/Rxlc4c
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2021 03:35 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by
uddin
is you bil drew petersen?
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:36 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2021 03:36 PM (Uh2oA)
https://tinyurl.com/yjfjz2v4
He's running for governor!
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 03:14 PM (cF8AT)
This seems positive. So Im skeptical.
Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2021 03:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: David 'my wife needs bulls' French at April 15, 2021 03:36 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:37 PM (4Jold)
My BiL's cousin had a hot and liked to soak in it with an alcoholic beverage in the afternoon. As the story goes she was soaking alone with a drink and stood up and passed out and drowned. I'm not sure this is such a bad way to go but I imagine her body was all puckered and pickled up when they bailed her out.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)
I seem to recall that being a story line on the tv show "Emergency". Except the paramedics arrived before they drowned.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Qtg3R)
My understanding is this happens quite a bit. Something about hot water expanding your veins/arteries and thus lowering your blood pressure and blood to the brain on standing up. The alcohol probably plays a part as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:37 PM (/MaDp)
BLM IS ANTIFA
USEFUL IDIOTS
Hitler's first action upon being "elected" Joe Biden style was to DEFUND THE POLICE.
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (2+m9X)
Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 15, 2021 03:36 PM (Uh2oA)
Satan always eats his own.
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (MkuC5)
Is it wrong that I’m playing Assassins Creed (older pre-woke game) and pretending everyone whose head I’m slicing off with my blade is a CNN employee?Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 15, 2021
Hm. Let me check the policy manual
*leafs through; shakes head*
No, you're good. Have at it.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (/XOcP)
@BIZPACReview 34m
Seattle BLM leader arrested, charged with anti-Asian hate crime http://dlvr.it/Rxlc4c
Posted by:weft cut-loopat April 15, 2021 03:35 PM (pAjZN)
============Can we all see the insidious nature of white supremacy at play, or is it just me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Our side aren't pussies, most have families and responsibilities that are of a greater concern and are not being paid to attend protest and or for bail/lawyer fees, loss of income, protecting their physical home, etc.
Posted by: oldchick
I'm beginning to think our side needs a draft of sorts, because we seem a tad short on volunteers.
Posted by: Brother Tim at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2021 03:38 PM (kxc/u)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:39 PM (4Jold)
I seem to recall that being a story line on the tv show "Emergency". Except the paramedics arrived before they drowned.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Qtg3R)
I used to have a hot tub and drank SEVERAL alcoholic beverages and never had this problem......
Calling Myth Busters. You have work to do.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Yet.
Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2021 03:37 PM (gmo/4)
Yep. Had a friend in Newark who was ARNG who responded to the riot in an APC. They would take sniper fire from a brick high rise public housing unit and would respond with their .50 cal. After that one LBJ sent active duty soldiers to all the rest of the riots.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:40 PM (/MaDp)
in fairness that was before the military was taught how to kneel before their enemy
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:40 PM (4Jold)
Like the story of the social worker driving through WV and seeing a hillbilly woman on a porch breast-feeding a child who looks to be very grown.
"Madam, that child is much too old to breast-feed! He has to be weaned!"
"Yep. But ever' time ah tries to wean him, he flangs big rocks at me."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:41 PM (2JVJo)
Yep. Had a friend in Newark who was ARNG who responded to the riot in an APC. They would take sniper fire from a brick high rise public housing unit and would respond with their .50 cal. After that one LBJ sent active duty soldiers to all the rest of the riots.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:40 PM (/MaDp)
Somehow I don't see Biden or any of the woke governors doing that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Cxk7w)
My understanding is this happens quite a bit. Something about hot water expanding your veins/arteries and thus lowering your blood pressure and blood to the brain on standing up. The alcohol probably plays a part as well.
Posted by
uddin Head at April 15, 2021
Sitting in the hot tub at my aunt-in-law's house back in the '80s sure gave me a major buzz. Of course it might have been that one night where Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 (who looked like Bailey Smithers), her mother (who looked like a red-headed Marsha Mason in The Goodbye Girl), and I all simmered together with very small bathing suits on.
True story. Nothing *happened*, you understand (darn it). But what a buzz.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:42 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2021 03:42 PM (5HBd1)
Calling Myth Busters. You have work to do.....
OK, Kari, here is the hot tub, your bikini and a 40 of cheap Scotch ... yes, this is very similar to how you got the job in the first place, isn't it.
Posted by: those two creepy f*cks from Mythbusters at April 15, 2021 03:43 PM (/IDFX)
Posted by: LTC HAM at April 15, 2021 03:43 PM (7+CdW)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 15, 2021 03:43 PM (qZdIZ)
You know the most common thing said after sex in West Virginia?
Get off me pa, you're crushin my smokes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2021 03:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ERik L at April 15, 2021 03:44 PM (UCI1V)
Just wait till they launch the water balloons
Posted by: Desultory Joe at April 15, 2021 03:44 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by:t
hey, hey, hey wtf are you doing, you were supposed to drink the scotch! this is a family show!
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (Cxk7w)
LOL!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (mzC78)
Sitting in the hot tub at my aunt-in-law's house back in the '80s sure gave me a major buzz. Of course it might have been that one night where Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 (who looked like Bailey Smithers), her mother (who looked like a red-headed Marsha Mason in The Goodbye Girl), and I all simmered together with very small bathing suits on.
True story. Nothing *happened*, you understand (darn it). But what a buzz.
-----------------
Have you ever noticed that sex in water sucks? Another Hollywood myth.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: InCali at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (ov5G+)
showers are maybe the suckiest
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:46 PM (4Jold)
Nah, go for the gusto, turn it up to 11. Omelets, eggs, you know the drill.
Posted by: HarvardR at April 15, 2021 03:46 PM (e1eyL)
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 15, 2021 03:47 PM (H8QX8)
Have you ever noticed that sex in water sucks? Another Hollywood myth.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (/MaDp)
Hahaha, my parents had a hot tub. My brother and I dubbed it the tw*t tub for various reasons.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 15, 2021 03:47 PM (k/TB6)
Have you ever noticed that sex in water sucks? Another Hollywood myth.Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (/MaDp)
Seawater is a natural contraceptive. At least that's what I told the girls on spring break.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2021 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Have you ever noticed that sex in water sucks? Another Hollywood myth.Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021
Sadly, I can't speak to this first hand. But foreplay works great!
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:47 PM (/XOcP)
I hope the media gets all the justice it is physically capable of withstanding.
Nope. Crush them beyond what they are physically capable of withstanding. They deserve no less.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2021 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:48 PM (4Jold)
You know the most common thing said after sex in West Virginia?
Get off me pa, you're crushin my smokes.
"Lift up yo' ass, daughter, and keep that gennulmun's balls off de col' ground!"
- just the punchline
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2021 03:48 PM (2JVJo)
It's a perpetual big pharma money machine now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2021 03:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xfb67)
There were rumors that the smaller guy abused his younger step-sister when he was a teenager. Or something.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Jan Smithers who played Bailey on WKRP?
Posted by: zmdavid at April 15, 2021 03:49 PM (xqRaG)
Have you ever noticed that sex in water sucks? Another Hollywood myth.
showers are maybe the suckiestPosted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021
In a bathtub-shower, sure. But in a good-sized shower stall with a nice bench . . .
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:49 PM (/XOcP)
And there it is. Phizer CEO says everyone will need a Covid vaccine BOOSTER SHOT in 12 months.
It's a perpetual big pharma money machine now.
How else is Fauci the Twerp supposed to rake in millions from his stocks?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2021 03:50 PM (O+I8R)
(who looked like Bailey Smithers),
Jan Smithers who played Bailey on WKRP?Posted by:zmdavid at April 15, 2021
That's it! Bailey Quarters was the character's name, Smithers the actress.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:50 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 15, 2021 03:50 PM (4Jold)
What's this then?
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sorry, that's horrible. *snicker*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021 03:51 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Only Context at April 15, 2021 03:51 PM (xEIoY)
And there it is. Phizer CEO says everyone will need a Covid vaccine BOOSTER SHOT in 12 months.
It's a perpetual big pharma money machine now.
That, and it gets us trained to get a shot every year, trusting that what we're being given is the same thing from year to year. Given Gates' involvement, and the murky NGOs (WHO, WEF), that trust has not been earned.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: radar at April 15, 2021 03:51 PM (3Zp/H)
The ocean - even worse. All that salt water. Didn't bother me so much but. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2021 03:52 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by:Lizzyat April 15, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)
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It's just turning into another flu.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, I have the perfect gif for that at April 15, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
When someone is agitating for a political purpose by using violence, we have a word for that. It's called terrorism.
These are all terrorists, not protesters.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at April 15, 2021 03:52 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021 03:52 PM (lmikk)
Closing arguments Monday.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
In a bathtub-shower, sure. But in a good-sized shower stall with a nice bench . . .
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:49 PM (/XOcP)
Evidently gays like bath houses. I think they come equipped with plenty of lube. The gays, not the bathouse.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:53 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2021 03:53 PM (O+I8R)
307 Now that is just plain mean.Someone bring up Bowie?Posted by: Iman at April 15, 2021 03:53 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021 03:54 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 15, 2021 03:54 PM (qZdIZ)
Uh, go fuck yourself, Mitch.
You had 4 YEARS to 'call a truce.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Have a friend who came home in 68 from 2 tours in Vietnam that worked with cops covering snipers from the projects in Chicago. Not sure what weapons they used. Daley brought in active duty during the riots.
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2021 03:55 PM (+ya+t)
How about a sauna?Posted by:Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021
Nope, never done that either. Though I have it on good authority there is an entire subcategory of pr0n devoted to just that. . . .
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:56 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021 03:54 PM (lmikk)
My time in Ukraine informs me that saunas are the place to steam, eat and fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:56 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2021 03:57 PM (O+I8R)
Uh, go fuck yourself, Mitch.Actually, I can forgive the past 4 years. However, I cannot tolerate a betrayal of the Republic. Mitch, you fucked us. *snipped for reasons* I shall be voting for the potted plant that will probably be your primary opponent.
You had 4 YEARS to 'call a truce.'Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 15, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2021 03:57 PM (lmikk)
Oh, come on. Good? What was good about [The English Patient]? Those sex scenes! I mean, please! Gimme something I can use!
You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Do5/p)
My time in Ukraine informs me that saunas are the place to steam, eat and fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021
The Finns are into that too -- an entire industry devoted to saunas. I thought that they were primarily a dry heat, unless you pour water on the hot rocks to get some steam?
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:58 PM (/XOcP)
Just for fun, read this from a former Pfizer VP:
https://tinyurl.com/4cw4swdt
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2021 03:59 PM (tjZg/)
The Finns are into that too -- an entire industry devoted to saunas. I thought that they were primarily a dry heat, unless you pour water on the hot rocks to get some steam?
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 03:58 PM (/XOcP)
Fucking Vikings fucking rock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2021 03:59 PM (/MaDp)
I saw an ABC van about a block away after a house explosion a few years ago. They got the story wrong then too.
Posted by: Big V at April 15, 2021 04:01 PM (6Pqz7)
https://tinyurl.com/ygtds7ql
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2021 04:02 PM (cF8AT)
Fucking Vikings fucking rock.
Posted by
uddin Head at April 15, 2021
A true statement. Though Finns are not Scandinavian, and neither is their language. They get lumped in with the Norwegians and Swedes because they're right there next door, but they're not Scandis.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 15, 2021 04:02 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Big V at April 15, 2021 04:17 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Max Entropy at April 15, 2021 05:15 PM (ur/Uv)
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