On the down side the women grew mustaches.

Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 11:33 AM (e8YaH)

When God made man she only gave him enough blood to operate one head at a time.

testosterone = justice juice

i like it...

There are about ten words I will never, ever be able to learn how to spell.

The subjects who were given testosterone supplements in fact made much fairer offers in the ultimatum game than those given a placebo, suggesting that the hormone does not promote aggression in these circumstances, but co-operation.

But, of course. How else could we get along with the female species? Never being able to make up their minds. Always going to la la land once a month, while attempting to murder us. We have to have all the help we can get. Testosterone allows us to cope with the unstable female half (who put Zero in office I might add) of the human race.

Oh, look fellas, it's Tushar.

He thinks he's better then us because he reads bylines. Mr. byline-reader says he knows who wrote the article none of us read before we commented on. Isn't that special.

Well let me tell you sumthin Mr. Spanky McReadsStuff...

.....

.....

I'll get back to you.

Bullshit that people already "know" is stronger than science.

Gals???? That fight lasts forevuh.....

Do you remember what you said back on August the 5th 1978?

I sure as hell didn't but she sure as hell did.

"Take your testosterone by the hand, and wave it with honor. In fact, share as much of it as possible, as it can only make the world a better place."

I've always known that testosterone is really good stuff, but is it okay if I don't wave?  I'm told that the hair on the inside of my elbows and forearms is a bit unattractive.

Sorry to burst your testoserone bubbles guys, but a lot of females, me included, don't quite fit the stereotypes.

I like men, I just don't put up with anybody's shit.

Anyway....

We're actually very similar biologically. Both sexes share common features in the initial embryonic state.  The addition (under normal circumstances) of an X chromosome results in the gonads developing inside as a uterus, fallopian tubes, vagina, Skene's gland (the female prostate), and externally, the clitoris. Or, with a Y chromosome, as a prostate, penis, Van Deferens gland, and scrotum, etc.

Think of them as biological counterparts. I.E. Ovaries=female version of Testes, etc.

Oh , by the way, we also share testosterone and estrogen, just different amounts IAW the gender.  

Aggression in us females can be the same as with our male counterparts, it just depends on the motivation.

Yeah, but I bet that test was conducted by evil evil MEN! Either that or women who didn't go thru the approved channels to speak for science on behalf of womyn. Therefore your premise is a charade. Testosterone and men are evil. The science is settled, the womyn came to a consensus long ago on that.

Ace,

You can wave your testosterone at me anytime, sweetie.

XXXOOO

http://tinyurl.com/y8r4x37

Dems offer Ben Nelson $500M of your money to vote for deathcare

I've always wondered why is the burden on us to remember to put the seat up or down.

This is what you do, if she insists you puts the seat down. Oblige her. Don't leave the seat up. Don't pick the seat up either.

Just piss on it.

And pretend like you didn't notice you pissed on the seat and it went all over the place.

(That's actually the same thing you do when the dog takes a dump on the rug. Dog? What dog? I didn't see nuttin! OMG I totally didn't notice that huge dump you're standing in! That's gross wash your shoes.)

Both sexes share common features in the initial embryonic state.

Uh... in their initial embryonic state sex isn't determined.

Actually, what you do when the dog takes a dump on your rug is:

1. put on plastic gloves

2. pick up the dog poop

3. put it into the pocket of your overcoat

4. send the overcoat out to be dry cleaned

He thinks he's better then us because he reads bylines. Mr. byline-reader says he knows who wrote the article none of us read before we commented on. Isn't that special.

Yeh, but he's not getting the joke. So we have that on him.

>>Yeh, but he's not getting the joke. So we have that on him.

Mama AJ, after I read to the post to the end, I figured that it was not written by Ace, but I can't figure out who wrote it. It is important to me, since I have met most of the co-bloggers. I know them as actual humans, not as bits and pieces stewing in Ace's brain-juice.

a group of 60 women was given either a testosterone supplement or a placebo.

What method of delivery was used to give these women the supplement?  I can think of one.

Mama AJ, after I read to the post to the end, I figured that it was not written by Ace, but I can't figure out who wrote it. It is important to me, since I have met most of the co-bloggers. I know them as actual humans, not as bits and pieces stewing in Ace's brain-juice.

Okay, Mr. Attribution McAuthorson, if the contributors are so important and 'real' to you, why don't you recognize their styles without the byline?  This post was clearly written by Laura.*  She always starts this genderwar crap.

*Wild Ass Guess

Yeh, it's a chick post.

I'm going to go wait for a new post about bacon, mentioning the weather in Iowa about 5 times and then ask what Ace is doing posting today.

When I was a lad, in college, my roomate and I saw our freshman year history professor out walking his dog on the common, on a lease.  His dog was male.  An  unleased female dog came along and started chasing him around and yipping at his dog.  Quoth the professor: "the bitch is always the aggressor. Remember that boys."

And so I have.

But HIV steroids treatment still makes you nuts, that 'theory' hasn't been shot down, has it?

When I was a lad, in college, my roomate and I saw our freshman year history professor out walking his dog on the common, on a lease. 

He was leasing the common, or the dog?

" Laura W. is less of a real 'person' per se, so much as a symbolic allusion to the inevitable macroscopic devolution inherant within the morphology of forms propogated onto the microcosmic level."

i suspected as much...

There's a reason why testosterone is a controlled substance.  It can do a man tremendous good, help him to be physically strong, mentally alert, and generally "manly," so you can bet that the nanny state will work to control it.  The bitter feminists, professional mommies, and extreme beta males in the government don't like real men or maleness to begin with, so they are eager to induce as much testosterone deficiency in American men as they can.  Recently the FDA encouraged a massive supplement recall of a range of products, based on the assertion that they MIGHT have had minute amounts of steroids in them.  Many were aromataze inhibitors, which help preserve a man's natural supply without supplementing it. 

This study's conclusion fits well with others dealing with similar topics.  For example, it's been demonstrated that men tend to make moral decisions based on reason and fundamental priciples, whereas women base moral decisions on emotions.  Probably goes hand in hand. 

Anyway, testosterone's goodness is such that a clear case can be made that a sufficient supply of it in the blood stream should be a precondition for voter registration.  After all, we need more thinkers and fewer feelers making the decisions for this country.  What more effective screening method could you get?

"...subjects who were given testosterone supplements in fact made much fairer offers..."

"Fair"?!?  Fuck fair! Punch that bitch in the mouth and take the money!

Uh... in their initial embryonic state sex isn't determined.

Posted by: Entropy at December 15, 2009 12:05 PM (IsLT6)

Uh...I didn't say the sex state was determined. The characteristics, as in the biological possibility to develop as either male or female was shared.

Damn men....Oh, scuse me, is that sexist?

For example, it's been demonstrated that men tend to make moral decisions based on reason and fundamental priciples, whereas women base moral decisions on emotions.  Probably goes hand in hand.  Posted by: Reactionary at December 15, 2009 01:27 PM (xUM1Q)

Demonstrated by whom? I usually base my moral decisions on right vs wrong, the history of a given situation, consequences, principles, and individual rights and responsibility. 

Assumptions based on gender aren't always accurate.  Some people lend too much creedence to stereotypes.

The line about the bum-dunks is what leads me to the conclusion that this work is the ghost-authorship of our fair Frau W.  We men are so completely oblivious to this notion...this lifestyle-choice of ASSUMING that the toilet is automatically in the configuration you require without giving a visual inspection...that we wouldn't have even thought to include it as part of testosterone's alleged crimes.

Plus, since we always look before we sit, we've never experienced one of these "bum-dunks" firsthand, and thusly would have no knowledge of the depths, or their iciness.  Because we pay attention to where our asses are going.

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 02:28 PM (5npD/)

Really?

There's an abundance of evidence that proves otherwise.

The bulk of "stupid criminal" files are testosterone-related, and then there's shining examples of not watching where your ass is going, like this:

http://tinyurl.com/yetuljx

ROFLMAO!

We can't live with ya and we can't....well, I'm thinking about that second part. I like you anyway. I think I'll keep you around. Just for shits, giggles, and the sex.

"We can't live with ya and we can't....well, I'm thinking about that second part. I like you anyway. I think I'll keep you around. Just for shits, giggles, and the sex."

SFC Mac, I gotta tell you that this much-used line is equally bandied about by the male half of the population, and probably for many of the same fundamental reasons.  Maybe that's why they call it "the battle of the sexes"....  

#5  First I think of a man, and then I take away all reason and responsability.

Come on, ladies, we only have ourselves to blame.  If we gave the men step-by-step instruction there would be no problems.

79 - Sounds like my kind of relationship.  Call my "agent" and give him your number.

PS - Yes, there will be pre-nup.  Soz.