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November 30, 2009

Stupid Hockey Player Tricks
— DrewM

Dude, it's just a goal. There's no need to try and kill your goalie.

I love the way he doesn't even seem to realize what he's done. He swings at the post again and then just skates off. Tomas Vokoun, the goalie, was taken to the hospital but is fine.

Posted by: DrewM at 08:47 PM | Comments (28)
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1 lacerated ear? meh, he'll be fine . . .

Posted by: evander holyfield at November 30, 2009 08:53 PM (Rgded)

2 (thinking of Michael Mann joke)

Posted by: Jek Porkins (rdb) at November 30, 2009 08:56 PM (ako2K)

3 lacerated ear?

Meh. Sew it back, it'll look just fine.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 30, 2009 08:57 PM (Mi2wf)

4 What did you expect him to do? The goalie doesn't wear a ponytail, you know.

Posted by: stuiec at November 30, 2009 08:57 PM (Ate22)

5 you mean fine as in concussion as in brain injury?

Posted by: Lugs at November 30, 2009 08:58 PM (Lvof/)

6 lacerated ear?

Meh. Sew it back, it'll look just fine.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 01, 2009 12:57 AM (Mi2wf)

Sew it back? What is he, a woman? Make it into a snuff pouch.

Posted by: stuiec at November 30, 2009 08:58 PM (Ate22)

7 But, but hockey is PEER REVIEWED, PEOPLE!

Posted by: Iskandar at November 30, 2009 09:02 PM (u1pln)

8 He's no Gump Worsley.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 30, 2009 09:02 PM (XASus)

9 Meh, <spit>
I remember when hockey was played with real scythes and broadswords.

Posted by: that old bitter a-hole at November 30, 2009 09:04 PM (u1pln)

10 Meh, <spit>
I remember when hockey was played with real scythes and broadswords.

Posted by: that old bitter a-hole at December 01, 2009 01:04 AM (u1pln)

And the face-off was really a face-off... 'cause you had to slice off someone's face to use for a puck.

Posted by: stuiec at November 30, 2009 09:06 PM (Ate22)

11 And the face-off was really a face-off...

Uphill, both sides!

Posted by: that old bitter a-hole at November 30, 2009 09:08 PM (u1pln)

I remember when hockey was played with real scythes and broadswords.

Yeah, those were the days. High-sticking used to be something you did to the other team's women.

Posted by: Jek Porkins (rdb) at November 30, 2009 09:17 PM (ako2K)

13 In related news, Drew was just on the president of the fan club of that goalie, and told her "Guy should have hit him six more times."

Posted by: ace, who is so cool he says things like at November 30, 2009 09:24 PM (jlvw3)

14 13 In related news, Drew was just on the president of the fan club of that goalie, and told her "Guy should have hit him six more times."

Posted by: ace, who is so cool he says things like at December 01, 2009 01:24 AM (jlvw3

*swooning*

Posted by: crystal at November 30, 2009 09:26 PM (KVSUW)

15 I like the dude in the middle's laugh... sounded like a viking laugh....

Muhahahahahaha...

Posted by: Pat at November 30, 2009 09:38 PM (UODJq)

16 I always loved this blog, but now that you are posting hockey stuff I love it even more.
Thanks Drew!

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 30, 2009 10:29 PM (hA5JK)

17 Eh - those guys who "invented" that hockey stick graph should be dropped on the ice instead of a puck. There is plenty of justice at the end of a hockey stick. Great videos, by the way.

Posted by: TonyRezko at November 30, 2009 10:30 PM (+jw61)

Elizabeth, ever see this?

Jules Winnfield, hockey coach.

Posted by: Jek Porkins (rdb) at November 30, 2009 11:30 PM (ako2K)

19 That was so lame I lost my erection.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 30, 2009 11:59 PM (muUqs)

20 What's the big deal? Isn't that what hockey is? People beating the shit out of each other with sticks?

Posted by: Che Pizza at December 01, 2009 04:33 AM (4iIhs)

21 Here's one hockey stick that clearly wasn't faked.

Posted by: sierra at December 01, 2009 04:38 AM (dzmPh)

What's the big deal? Isn't that what hockey is? People beating the shit out of each other with sticks?

Sort of. You got guys wearing pads and helmets ramming each other into walls. They have knives strapped to their feet, shoot rubber bullets at 100 mph, and smack eath other over the head with sticks. Basically, it's Arena Football with weapons.

Posted by: Tim at December 01, 2009 04:43 AM (3Wewy)

23 As the guy who swung the stick was heading to the bench, I would tell him to hit the locker room and don't ever come back if I were the coach of that team.

Posted by: ThomNJ at December 01, 2009 04:55 AM (Z6jGw)

I would tell him to hit the locker room and don't ever come back if I were the coach of that team.

That's why your not the coach sissyboy.

Now get your ass out there and kill someone.

Posted by: Entropy at December 01, 2009 05:11 AM (IsLT6)

25 Hockey scares me....yes, Im a soccer player. heh

Posted by: Dave in Nebraska at December 01, 2009 05:57 AM (2I9tj)

26 What I hate most about isolated incidents like this is ignoramuses who consider hockey to be roller-derby-on-ice, instead of the sport of speed, skill, and controlled violence it is, feel vindicated.

Posted by: kcs at December 01, 2009 10:22 AM (/8qpd)

27 I wonder what the NHL is going to do in the way of fines and suspensions. If he did that to the Atlanta goalie after a goal there would be big time fines maybe and bench for weeks if not months. Same should apply here. Keith Ballard could get charged with assault as it is not part of normal play to brake ones stick but it will not happen

Posted by: tjexcite at December 01, 2009 12:32 PM (tqN59)

28 Shoe spammer, get you off my site for battery here is reign!

Posted by: Laptop Battery at December 01, 2009 01:52 PM (gLNLT)

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