February 02, 2014

Superbowl XLVIII 2
— Dave in Texas

I would never leave you hangin.

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Let freedom ring.

Below [ace]: I put up a political thread below, about Obama vs. O'Relly. Please use that thread as an open thread, so Dave's thread can keep on its intended topic, which is women's elbows and the extensive bone-shifting plastic surgery they all need to make them less objectionable.

Also see Y-Not's very good post on Travel, below the O'Reilly thread.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:14 PM | Comments (1843)
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1 go bears!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:15 PM (At8tV)

2 I assume it's OK to discuss "super bowl related things" in this thread. In which case. BWHAHAHA, my wings are in the oven.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 02, 2014 02:16 PM (GaqMa)

3 It's time for the Super Bowl! I feel all tingly!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:16 PM (DmNpO)

4 There's no pink team.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (6bMeY)

5 Dave, you outdid yourself. Awesome finish of the season...unless you're keeping this up for basketball and baseball?

Posted by: Dingbat63 at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (4AcNF)

6 well I hope the forehead wins cause VOL!! plus because Sherman is a tool

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (At8tV)

7 Looking forward to this one, it's kind of nice to not have to worry about losing to the Giants again.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (ZshNr)

8 I tweeted that I am watching the game all alone tonight. Alone, that is, except for thousands of tweeps and hundreds of Morons and Moronettes. "Alone" doesn't mean what it used to mean, does it? Hey Kurt!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (DmNpO)

9 You would so .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 02:17 PM (XWw96)

10 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:16 PM (DmNpO) Wait, there's a football game today . (I'll do what I do most years, watch the first quarter, a bit past that then turn it on to catch the end. I dunno why but I lost interest in football some years back.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (GaqMa)

11 Oh gee is this the last one till next fall?!?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (P6QsQ)

12 Go Seahawks!!!!!!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (RZ8pf)

13 What happened to the original Bronco cheer leader?  I liked her stance.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (puNd6)

14 My favorite Zep song. Denver's gonna win. I can feel it.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (0xqKe)

15 why are they bringing in every has-been?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:18 PM (At8tV)

16 I think I will cheer for a SeaHawk win.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:19 PM (P6QsQ)

17 Where'd the crotch shot go???? That was why I was praising you!

Posted by: Dingbat63 at February 02, 2014 02:19 PM (4AcNF)

18 Very Nice. Thanks, DIT.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2014 02:19 PM (EKOIc)

19 Nice entrance Broncos!

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:19 PM (0xqKe)

20 GO HAWKS!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (buZ/8)

21 Soooo close and yet so far.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (LSDdO)

22 Why haven't they introduced the Bears yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (6bMeY)

23 PUPPY BOWL X Where are the elbows? Each has a set of 4. Or, maybe it's 2 elbows and 2 knees? Or, is it 4 knees? We just don't know...

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (NRYdU)

24 17 Where'd the crotch shot go???? That was why I was praising you! i'll be done with her in a sec wait your turn

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (At8tV)

25 Uh, did someone change something and hose the html? Let my people the elbows go!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (m9V0o)

26 Dave's got some busted coding in the comments with the first pic and the third one. They show up on the main page just not the comments.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 02:21 PM (LI48c)

27 Broncos!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:21 PM (n0DEs)

28 Do we have to rise for the anthem from our couch?

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 02:21 PM (hO8IJ)

29 28 Do we have to rise for the anthem from our couch?

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (hO8IJ)


Only if Obama is there.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (buZ/8)

30 Who the hell is Renee Flemming? P

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (0xqKe)

31 Whoa.  OK.  Nothing like that to make you know that you are still alive.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (V70Uh)

32 I'm here with the friends-in-gray-boxes, too.

My Better Half is Dad-sitting tonight--her 94-year-old father had a heart scare Friday night and she's spending the weekend in the VA hospital.  Everything's checked out okay so far, though--except for the being in the hospital part, of course.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (roTS7)

33
She's a 4 time grammy winner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (n0DEs)

34 Yuck, a soprano

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (0xqKe)

35 Elbows!

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (T2V/1)

36 sorry, Dave's post is weird with posting the pictures, and I don't understand why it is.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 02:22 PM (/FnUH)

37 Those soldiers look so young.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:23 PM (6bMeY)

38 You know, I love Kurt Russell, but wth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 02:23 PM (TGgNi)

39 Got HTML?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 02:23 PM (V70Uh)

40 Is she gonna twerk?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:23 PM (6bMeY)

41 I just realized I have no idea who's doing the halftime show. Should I even ask, or will it horrify me?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2014 02:23 PM (78gLJ)

42 29
28
Do we have to rise for the anthem from our couch?


Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (hO8IJ)

Only if Obama is there.


Obama no longer gets any kind of rise out of me, actually.

Helicopter fly-over!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (roTS7)

43 Nice respectful anthem.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (P6QsQ)

44 totally awesome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (IXrOn)

45 four hours of joe buck uggggh

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (At8tV)

46 41 I just realized I have no idea who's doing the halftime show. Should I even ask, or will it horrify me? Posted by: Waterhouse at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (78gLJ) Horrify.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (LI48c)

47 DiT: The html somehow got mucked up so that only 3 of the 5 elbow pics are displaying in the comments thread. All 5 pics show up on the main page.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (IN7k+)

48 This is the closest the Jets have been to the Super Bowl in decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 02:24 PM (g1DWB)

49 Waterhouse, you don't want to know. So, I'll horrify you. Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (0xqKe)

50 okay I halfway unfragged it. pics are visible, but there are fragments of code still visible too. Best you're gonna get. The comments page seems to be balking at the title the pictures have-- they include parentheses, and the comments system seems to be befuddled by that

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (/FnUH)

51 I just realized I have no idea who's doing the halftime show.

It depends on what the reading material in your bathroom is . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (roTS7)

52 Did not like the anthem.  Wanted to.  Didn't.

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (8lmkt)

53 the chick in the big photo has a rash under her belly button do not want

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (51dat)

54 41 Should I even ask, or will it horrify me? horrify its Bruno Mars

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (At8tV)

55 Go Broncos!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2014 02:25 PM (UAMVq)

56 If anything, Ill watch the 4th qtr.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 02:26 PM (51dat)

57 Red Hot Chili Peppers Speaking of heroin use...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2014 02:26 PM (UAMVq)

58 The html somehow got mucked up so that only 3 of the 5 elbow pics are displaying in the comments thread.

The HTML Apocalypse!  They're eating our ELBOWS!

At 'em, men!

(Go Broncos!)

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:27 PM (roTS7)

59 The above the fold cheerleader looks like she is making an unpossible move!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 02, 2014 02:27 PM (o3MSL)

60 Renee Fleming sung Amazing Grace at TWC Oct. 2011. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87BxqK7KKCc

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2014 02:27 PM (EKOIc)

61 Crappy rendition of the nationl anthem.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 02:28 PM (6bvBO)

62 nice pimp coat joe where's your cane?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:28 PM (At8tV)

63 Did we all see that Joe Namath is honoring Chris Kyle tonight by wearing a bracelet for the coin flip?

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 02:28 PM (hO8IJ)

64 Nice coat, Joe Namith

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:28 PM (0xqKe)

65 Wonder if Fox has hidden all the sideline reporters from Broadway Joe?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:28 PM (roTS7)

66 >>>okay I halfway unfragged it. pics are visible, but there are fragments of code still visible too.

Nope, not for me. Instead of the 1st pic, I get:
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Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 02, 2014 02:29 PM (IN7k+)

67 Did you see the photo of the Bieber sucking on some stripper's tit?

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 02, 2014 02:29 PM (NRYdU)

68 Crappy rendition of the nationl anthem.

The singer had a gorgeous voice and was very classy, but the arrangement was too slow.  It's a march, and a drinking song.  Needs to be up tempo.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 02:29 PM (hO8IJ)

69 Joe fucked up the coin toss. He could be vice president.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:29 PM (6bMeY)

70 I'm not saying Seahawks fans are commies. But that's what I've heard. Go Broncos!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 02:30 PM (zDsvJ)

71 START THE FUCKING GAME!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:30 PM (At8tV)

72 Which State has the best weed?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:30 PM (6bMeY)

73 she has a terrific figure but what are those bumps underneath the ginger's navel?

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:30 PM (zOTsN)

74 Red Hot Chili Peppers Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (0xqKe) There's a big bet sweeping the nation whether they'll take off their shirts or not, like they do in concert. The joke bet was due to the weather, but, now it's quite nice there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:31 PM (IXrOn)

75 Some social media posts/pics about people jammed in the train station en route to the stadium. I looked, and I do think I see a sizable number of empty seats.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 02:31 PM (ZshNr)

76 The image of the girl with her leg up reminds me of anime show pantsu shots...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 02:31 PM (itCai)

77 Pete Carroll is a 9/11 Truther. Go Broncos!

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:31 PM (/AYWV)

78 the fusion is a great car by the way I average 43mpg

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:32 PM (At8tV)

79 Terry Bradshaw's father past away

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 02:32 PM (e8kgV)

80 Yes, when your organization is freaked by an exposed nipple during a halftime show, you definitely go to a band known for performing naked except for an athletic sock over their johnsons.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 02:32 PM (E6k2U)

81 73 she has a terrific figure but what are those bumps underneath the ginger's navel? Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (zOTsN) Looks like a small rash. I'd help her cover it with lotion.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 02:32 PM (oFCZn)

82 Bruno is pop, soul, R&B, reggae, rock... Nice to dance to. The Red Hot Chili Peppers... red hot. I like the line up. No aging freaks like madonna, petty or the rolling stoned.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:32 PM (IXrOn)

83 I'm glad we got to see the opera singer and Manning's reaction to the flyover instead of, you know, actually watching the entire flyover.

Posted by: Adam at February 02, 2014 02:33 PM (Aif/5)

84 I thought the anthem was outstanding it was respectful she can sing she knew the words it was not pre-recorded this and the anthem by trumpet are my favorites of the year

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:33 PM (zOTsN)

85

68 Agreed, beautiful voice, tempo so wrong.  Didn't hear any honor to
Chris Kyle. 

 

Coat not as nice as mine, but beautiful.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 02:33 PM (6bvBO)

86 Evening Horde! chores are done and it's all food, football and bourbon! Hope this is the game that's been predicted.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:33 PM (CQzvT)

87 Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 02:33 PM (g1DWB)

88 What a way to start the game: Safety against Denver.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (MpP9p)

89 Holy. Shit.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (E6k2U)

90 Terry Bradshaw's father past away Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 06:32 PM (e8kgV) yeah, so he passed the trophy awards over to one of the other guys, can't remember his name

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (IXrOn)

91 its like watching the bears

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (At8tV)

92 wtf

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (XWw96)

93 Damn.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (zDsvJ)

94 Looks like a small rash. I'd help her cover it with lotion. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis that's not lotion!!

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (zOTsN)

95 Safety! Bad start.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (/AYWV)

96 Well, this is an interesting start.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (vBhbc)

97 Oh Shit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (6bMeY)

98 I wonder what the prop bet was on the first score being a Safety?

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (ZshNr)

99 Petyon's neck snapped?

Posted by: Crestfallen and confused why at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (R6JT1)

100 Oops.

Now THAT'S something we've never seen before in a Super Bowl.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (roTS7)

101 Gotta be a record

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (uZ6Ul)

102 Well, that did not start well...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (TGgNi)

103 Nice. I have decided I'm a Seahawks fan tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

104 HOBOKEN!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 02:34 PM (pLco6)

105 oops

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (IXrOn)

106 What the hell was that ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (e8kgV)

107 I just realized I have no idea who's doing the halftime show. Should I even ask, or will it horrify me? *** Bruno Mars and RHCP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (DmNpO)

108 I cannot effin' believe it.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (E6k2U)

109 >>> there's a big bet sweeping the nation whether they'll take their shirts off or not. Lets hope they keep them on. I don't want to see any of that.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (0xqKe)

110 Fastest score in SB history.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 02:35 PM (MpP9p)

111 What's growing below that Bronc Girl's Belly Button? I'd get a culture of that to the lab before kickoff.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (pLco6)

112 its not the fastest score last time the bears played it hestor returned the opening kick for a TD

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (At8tV)

113 What is the bet that Flea won't even be wearing a shirt to take off when he appears on stage?

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (LI48c)

114 Game over, man, game over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (n0DEs)

115 but what are those bumps underneath the ginger's navel?

Razor burn. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (vBhbc)

116 Damn. Lots of Seattle fans in NY.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (g1DWB)

117 The sound you just heard is thousands of bookies all swearing, as one:

"A Safety?  FUCK!"

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:36 PM (roTS7)

118 Hmmm..... So far this is interesting. Hope the last 59:43 of the game is as exciting.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (CQzvT)

119 Fastest score in SB history.

Devin Hester returned the opening kick for a score in XLI in about three seconds.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (hO8IJ)

120 I wonder what the payout is on first score is a safety.


I want Namath's fur coat.  Like.  All of it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (Gk3SS)

121 Joe fucked up the coin toss. He could be vice president.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 06:29 PM (6bMeY)

To Suzy Kolber:

Ize wanna kith you......

Posted by: Drunken Namath at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (Sa+uF)

122 I will be eating my dinner over the course of the next fours hours: 1st course: Boiled peanuts 2nd course: fried pickles 3rd course: Chinese dumplings 4th course: crab and cream cheese dip And, of course, cheap wine.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (DmNpO)

123 doom doom doom

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (zOTsN)

124 Sorry, that waude and harsh.  I'm too cynical these days.  Gonna have another beer.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (6bvBO)

125 He could taste that endzone

Posted by: Hi steppin' at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (R6JT1)

126 Oh shit

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (WBJeV)

127 Devin Hester returned the opening kick for a score in XLI in about three seconds. Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 06:37 PM (hO8IJ) The Fox stats guys are doing a huckuva job, then.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 02:37 PM (MpP9p)

128 I'm hoping the Broncos win...somehow probably makes me a racist.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 02:38 PM (uZ6Ul)

129 Time Out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at February 02, 2014 02:38 PM (pLco6)

130 but what are those bumps underneath the ginger's navel? Razor burn. Posted by: no good deed road rash

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:38 PM (zOTsN)

131 Here's the Namath-Kyle thing
http://t.co/gQ7NlXvtAq

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 02:38 PM (hO8IJ)

132 rude and harsh. damn autocorrect.  moor beer.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 02:38 PM (6bvBO)

133 or road map

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (zOTsN)

134 Razor burn. Posted by: no good deed road rash Scabies.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (pLco6)

135 HA. GO HAWKS!!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (buZ/8)

136 >>I want Namath's fur coat. Like. All of it. He's got a crap load of them. Been wearing him since he was playing. It's his thing. Well one of his things.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (g1DWB)

137 So much for my dream of a 0 - 0 final score. I was goin' to play the Super Bowl, but then I got high I was gonna run the ball down the field, but then I got high Now the League said the ratings are crap, and I know why Because I got high...because I got high...because I got high...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (m9V0o)

138 He could taste that endzone

Posted by: Hi steppin' at February 02, 2014 06:37 PM (R6JT1)


Is this a football game or a gay bar?

Posted by: Drunken Namath at February 02, 2014 02:39 PM (Sa+uF)

139 someone said that a bet for first-score-is-a-safety prop bet paid off 50:1. $100 bet, $5000 payoff.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 02:40 PM (/FnUH)

140 Is this a football game or a gay bar?

Posted by: Drunken Namath at February 02, 2014 06:39 PM (Sa+uF)


It could have been earlier this season with all that pink they were wearing.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 02:40 PM (buZ/8)

141 the smell of doom

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:40 PM (zOTsN)

142 When the NFL turned down Daniel Defense for a superbowl ad... that was it.  DD made the rail system on my M4, and it's freaking awesome.

I've been a Steeler fan since I could walk.  Every year I did my duty and bought a ball cap, sweatshirt or a T.

No more. 

We're fkn done here.  Party is over.

Posted by: tangonine at February 02, 2014 02:41 PM (x3YFz)

143 the smell of doom

Smells like . . . New Jersey . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:41 PM (roTS7)

144 Madden Football predicted Broncos by 3 in OT. I wonder if they had a game simulation that started with a safety.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:41 PM (CQzvT)

145 Nice little bet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 02:42 PM (ZshNr)

146 Is this a football game or a gay bar? Dashed hopes for you either way

Posted by: Hi steppin' at February 02, 2014 02:42 PM (R6JT1)

147 Broncos are fortunate to lose just 5 points out of that CF.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:42 PM (/AYWV)

148 the smell of doom

Smells like . . . New Jersey . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (roTS7) 

New Jersey Dept. of Tourism ad....    New Jersey: what the hell is that smell?



Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 02:43 PM (Sa+uF)

149 144 Madden Football predicted Broncos by 3 in OT. I wonder if they had a game simulation that started with a safety. Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (CQzvT) Madden himself predicted that someone would win the game.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 02:43 PM (oFCZn)

150 I hate the Searats Coach.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:43 PM (6bMeY)

151 Ladies and Gentlemen, this Seahawk team is for reals.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 02:43 PM (E6k2U)

152
crap, I'm pretty sure that's a 1st.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:43 PM (n0DEs)

153 Broncos are fortunate to lose just 5 points out of that CF.

If you're a long-time Broncos fan, you're used to this sort of thing every once in a while . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:44 PM (roTS7)

154 Madden himself predicted that someone would win the game.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 06:43 PM (oFCZn)

 

Is he still sentient?

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 02:44 PM (Sa+uF)

155 From the Star of Water World....

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:44 PM (6bMeY)

156 Is he still sentient? Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (Sa+uF) Was he ever?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 02:44 PM (oFCZn)

157 Pete Carroll is a 911 truther/douchebag it would be so grotesque if he won in NJ, right next to the Newark airport where they boarded one of the flights that flew into the WTC

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:44 PM (zOTsN)

158 New movie for Kevin Costner? Would be cool if he could make a comeback without the camera facehumping...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 02:45 PM (TGgNi)

159

Madden himself predicted that someone would win the game.

 

He's smart that way. Comes from all that coaching and announcering.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:45 PM (CQzvT)

160 The way I see it is that the team what scores the most points will be the one that is declared the winner

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 02:45 PM (jucos)

161 Is he still sentient? Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (Sa+uF) Compared to a sponge, yes.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:45 PM (/AYWV)

162 nope.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:45 PM (n0DEs)

163 It's a game of inches. And concussions.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 02:46 PM (E+uky)

164 Picking a nit here.  That first Bronco Cheerleader you can see the hair under her belly button.  Not cool

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 02:46 PM (jucos)

165 I didn't get a Kevin Kostner movie commercial.  I got a Bud Light and Maserati commercial.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 02:46 PM (LI48c)

166 someone said that a bet for first-score-is-a-safety prop bet paid off 50:1. $100 bet, $5000 payoff.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (/FnUH)


Did you see Mark Cuban on twitter claiming he just won $20m on that bet off a 1mm to 1 bet

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 02:46 PM (Gk3SS)

167 The key to winning Football Games is scoring more points then the other team.

Posted by: John Madden at February 02, 2014 02:47 PM (6bMeY)

168 I saw the Bud Light and the Costner online.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 02:47 PM (TGgNi)

169 Maserati, for ballerinas and iron workers....

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 02:47 PM (MhA4j)

170 A man. A man thirsty for bull semen.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 02:47 PM (pLco6)

171 Hanging up my #58 Jack Lambert jersey for life.

Won't ever watch another game or give the NFL any more of my money or time.

Kinda like when MJ retired.

And Willie Stargell.

Next up:  Go All Blacks!

Posted by: tangonine at February 02, 2014 02:48 PM (x3YFz)

172 Booolllll!

Posted by: international football at February 02, 2014 02:48 PM (R6JT1)

173 cow porn

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:48 PM (zOTsN)

174 I find a Maserati commercial during the Super Bowl puzzling.  I am not the Maserati demographic.  $65,600 start price.   


Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (vBhbc)

175 What the hell! 

So now ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have he let Doritos borrow for a Super Bowl ad?


That's such bullshit. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (Gk3SS)

176 A lot of cow-nostril licking there.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (/AYWV)

177
Holding to a FG was big.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (n0DEs)

178 170 Yeah, that is kind of creepy... Also, how long before they just start making personal trucks semis?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (TGgNi)

179 173 cow porn

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 06:48 PM (zOTsN)

You suggesting it?  Or informing us of your current situation?

Posted by: tangonine at February 02, 2014 02:49 PM (x3YFz)

180 I don't think I've ever seen a 5-0 score in football .

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:50 PM (P6QsQ)

181 Two Holsteins and one cup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 02:50 PM (6bMeY)

182 You suggesting it? Or informing us of your current situation? Posted by: tangonine your plans for after the game

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:50 PM (zOTsN)

183 Right. Got a good hike.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:50 PM (/AYWV)

184 What the hell!

So now ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have he let Doritos borrow for a Super Bowl ad?


That's such bullshit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 06:49 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Good catch.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:50 PM (CQzvT)

185 48 FF pts for my Seattle D so far.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:51 PM (DmNpO)

186 Looks like you blew a seal.

Posted by: Mechanic at February 02, 2014 02:51 PM (pLco6)

187 Bam

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 02:51 PM (XWw96)

188 My god....it's full of Youtube videos!

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (GrtrJ)

189 Looks like you blew a seal.

Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?

Posted by: Kip Adotta at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (hO8IJ)

190 I hate the Seahawks but that's some awesome defense.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (/AYWV)

191 I weep thinking about those poor worms crushed under all those cleats.

Posted by: P. Beinart at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (R6JT1)

192 I don't think I've ever seen a 5-0 score in football .

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 06:50 PM (P6QsQ)

 

It's the bottom of the fifth, two out.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (Sa+uF)

193 That Bronco Cheerleader with the speedbumps looks like a chicken having an epiphany.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (pLco6)

194 If you had planned on drinking every time Manning yells 'Omaha', you night want to find another cue word.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (DmNpO)

195
Broncs gettin a hammerin early.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (n0DEs)

196 That's evil using a ginger for the elbows pic, Dave Those boobehs are just to draw you in so she can suck out your soul

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 02:52 PM (aTXUx)

197
your plans for after the game

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 06:50PM (zOTsN)

evidently, we're at odds.  I wasn't aware of this but it's noted.

Posted by: tangonine at February 02, 2014 02:53 PM (x3YFz)

198 Fast and Furious without dead guys.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:53 PM (/AYWV)

199 Shut up, John C. Reilly, damn you!!!

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 02:53 PM (vBhbc)

200 I invoke the God of Omaha. Scatter our enemies. Spread confusion among them. Let us bang the cheerleaders.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 02:54 PM (E+uky)

201 I invoke the God of Omaha. Scatter our enemies. Spread confusion among them. Let us bang the cheerleaders.

Let us pray . . .

OMAHA!  OMAHA!  HURRY!  HURRY!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 02:55 PM (roTS7)

202 I've seen Peyton adjust and turn a game where they're not far behind into a blowout win

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 02:55 PM (aTXUx)

203 Wilson has had a really crappy post-season.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 02:55 PM (Sa+uF)

204 I blame Joe Buck

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:56 PM (zOTsN)

205 Since the NFL's bustin' people using the word "Superbowl"... Superb Owls XLVIII

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:56 PM (Fauor)

206 I've seen Peyton adjust and turn a game where they're not far behind into a blowout win Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 06:55 PM (aTXUx) Stamina

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 02:57 PM (Fauor)

207 Fast and Furious without dead guys. Fast and Spurious

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 02:57 PM (pLco6)

208 Fast and Crumulent

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

209 Last time Carroll was here, he had another lumbering ox for a QB.

Posted by: Scott Zolak at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (R6JT1)

210 Since the NFL's bustin' people using the word "Superbowl"...

Superb Owls XLVIII

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 06:56 PM (Fauor)

 

That's ridiculous. The greedy bastards.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (Sa+uF)

211 Nice catch.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (P6QsQ)

212 A pass defense is good. Maybe the Broncos should get one.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (/AYWV)

213 What is going on with those silver space jacket looking things on the sideline?

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (/NgNT)

214

Since the NFL's bustin' people using the word "Superbowl"...

Superb Owls XLVIII

 

I going with SuperElbows.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 02:58 PM (CQzvT)

215 >>Nice catch. It was. Seattle receivers seem pretty dialed in today.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 02:59 PM (g1DWB)

216 171 Hanging up my #58 Jack Lambert jersey for life ______ Huh - an old friend has a hideous tattoo of JL. Of course, he ain't no model, so maybe the tatto is pretty good? He's also got the Steelers emblem on the side of his head. Another buddy said it was the wrong side. Yeah, the guy is an idiot.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:00 PM (VyQBa)

217 Let's go Broncos!!!!

Posted by: Kenneth Pinyan (D-Enumclaw) at February 02, 2014 03:00 PM (9+w3c)

218 Eh. Leave the flea flicker for college.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:00 PM (/AYWV)

219 faaaaawwwwcckckkkkkkk

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:00 PM (zOTsN)

220 Dammit

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:00 PM (fHAT3)

221 Yes, the Seattle D is awesome. But a few people forgot that Seattle's offense is way above average.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (E6k2U)

222 It's gonna be a long evening.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (E+uky)

223 Dammit, that was Parcells the year before--not Carroll

Posted by: Scott Zolak at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (R6JT1)

224 What the hell was John Fox and his staff doing the past two weeks?

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (Sa+uF)

225 Wow - Mooch even showed up on the Puppy Bowl. Then the SB. And the JEF pre-game. My vomit buckets are full. And, now, I'll get back to watching the game.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (Fauor)

226 Is this the Denver Broncos or the Nebraska City Broncos?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:01 PM (oFCZn)

227 What the hell was John Fox and his staff doing the past two weeks?

Doobie-doobie-doo?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:02 PM (roTS7)

228 Ladies and gentlemen, the Jacksonville Jaguars are your Super Bowl champions. Sorry...I just wanted to see how that looked in print.

Posted by: Florida State alum at February 02, 2014 03:02 PM (Rk8LS)

229 Seems like the Broncos game plan is to stop Lynch and make Wilson win it with his arm. Might not have been the best approach.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 03:02 PM (g1DWB)

230 I've a Need For Speed, after seeing the ad.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 03:02 PM (tmFlQ)

231 So much hype about the Bronco's Offense and Seahawk's Defense. Seattle's got both right now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (Fauor)

232 yessssssss

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (zOTsN)

233 I had a good football team and then I got high.

Posted by: John Fox at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (6bMeY)

234 I skipped the Puppy Bowl because Whorf was going to be on.  I will turn off the SB should Teh JEF show up

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (jucos)

235 Ladies and gentlemen, the Jacksonville Jaguars are your Super Bowl champions. Sorry...I just wanted to see how that looked in print. *** Jackass!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (DmNpO)

236 If it hasn't been said in this thread yet, let it be said now... Pete Carroll is one of the biggest scumbags in the game

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:03 PM (aTXUx)

237 What are the rules to this sport?

Posted by: Life of the party at February 02, 2014 03:04 PM (R6JT1)

238 Why does he want to review that? Waste of a time out.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:04 PM (/AYWV)

239 Sporting of John Fox to give up a challenge like that, seeing as how Carroll gave one away earlier in the half.

(It looked close to me, but not close enough to overturn.)

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:04 PM (roTS7)

240 228 I did that once for the cubs didn't work

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:05 PM (At8tV)

241 Ellen Degeneres aged REALLY badly.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:05 PM (/AYWV)

242 unless his guys upstairs had a better view than the one shown on TV, he is gonna lose this one

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:05 PM (zOTsN)

243 Ellen Degenerate?  Really?  Ellen and Football do together like Ice Cream and Vomit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 03:06 PM (jucos)

244 But she can move...

Posted by: Ellen's rape victim at February 02, 2014 03:06 PM (R6JT1)

245 Shit, the commercials suck so far.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:06 PM (fHAT3)

246 ‘In what world is this not a complete embarrassment?’ WH’s Obama Super Bowl ego-photo is hilarious http://tinyurl.com/lo862xf twitchy.com what a jackass

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:06 PM (Fauor)

247 Joe Buck. Why. Discuss

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:06 PM (zOTsN)

248 lucky for the broncos they missed that...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:07 PM (Fauor)

249 Good D

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:07 PM (XWw96)

250 245 This.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 02, 2014 03:07 PM (eGr8Z)

251 8-0 is a bizarre score. A baseball score. In other words, wrong.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:07 PM (/AYWV)

252 At least Denver's offense is well rested

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (MhA4j)

253 Clutch defensive play by that Bronco. Seattle is rolling, but they need to start putting some 7's up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (ZshNr)

254 You know who sucks? U2. That's who sucks.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (21IhJ)

255 247 Joe Buck. Why. Discuss Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 07:06 PM (zOTsN) Because Satan exists and hates us?

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (/AYWV)

256 What kind of degenerate parent names their child "Bruno?"

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (TKFmG)

257 Commercials have been getting steadily worse for years . . . pretty much ever since the commercials became a Thing.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (roTS7)

258 this thread needs mohr Andy Reid

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:08 PM (zOTsN)

259 What is Red?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (P6QsQ)

260 Pitbull, you're our only hope!

Posted by: Madison Avenue at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (R6JT1)

261 ‘In what world is this not a complete embarrassment?’ WH’s Obama Super Bowl ego-photo is hilarious *** The White House has unleashed a calvacade of jackassery on twitter today. Just look. https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (DmNpO)

262 246 This is the cult of the silly personality... What is next, Obamain the commercials? Maybe playing a made up Schwarzenagger in Ping pong?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (TGgNi)

263 Well, the first half-inning is almost over, and Denver will be up to bat in the 2nd Quarter.

That's how it works, right?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (roTS7)

264 8-0 isnt a score you see often in a football game Looks more like a baseball score

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (aTXUx)

265 his thread needs mohr Andy Reid

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

 

Time's yours.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (Sa+uF)

266 At least Denver's offense is well rested Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 07:08 PM (MhA4j) heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:09 PM (Fauor)

267 Reminder, there is a lot of time left. We are talking Peyton here.

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 03:10 PM (5fkya)

268 four hours of joe buck uggggh Posted by: navycopjoe That's what I said!

Posted by: Mrs. Joe Buck at February 02, 2014 03:11 PM (+1T7c)

269 256 What kind of degenerate parent names their child "Bruno?" You gotta problem with that?

Posted by: Phil Tattaglia at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (aTXUx)

270 SIOUX CITY! SIOUX CITY!

Posted by: Stuff Peyton Didn't Say at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (/AYWV)

271 What is Red? Fighting AIDS, grammie.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (VyQBa)

272 >>What is Red?

An AIDS charity. Think they get donations via sales of really overpriced stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (POpqt)

273 hoo boy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (Fauor)

274 Ha! Intercepted!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (P6QsQ)

275 wow what an ugly duck of a throw

Posted by: Jose at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (zc/sw)

276 its over

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (At8tV)

277 pick

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (zOTsN)

278 Nice throw.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)

279 Oh FFS.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (/AYWV)

280 Oh come on

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:12 PM (fHAT3)

281 Manning is totes rattled

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (tmFlQ)

282 this really is like watching the bears

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (At8tV)

283 here is the commercial that is supposed to make us go crazy cause we hate puppies or something

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (zOTsN)

284 Interracial !!!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (9+w3c)

285 Is that the commercial I'm supposed to be so upset about?

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (VyQBa)

286 Was that an interacial couple? TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (KtDPU)

287 271 What is Red? Fighting AIDS, grammie. ============= Thanks chi.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (P6QsQ)

288 Cheerios commercial. Is this where I'm supposed to fly into a rage?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:13 PM (aTXUx)

289 Quack quack.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (Fauor)

290 Ya' know, I told Peyton not to do stuff like that.

Posted by: Archie Manning at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (+1T7c)

291 teej, I am not apologizing to you tonight, but you were right about Seattle

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (fHAT3)

292 OK, who replaced Manning with Cutler?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (o9Rp5)

293 Jeff ‏@EmpireOfJeff 4m @AceofSpadesHQ I haven't seen a contest this lopsided since Lena Dunham faced off against a quart of Häagen Dazs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (oFCZn)

294 wow that was the eighties? my kid is laughing

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (At8tV)

295 Ah, the much publicized, controversial Cheerios commercial with the biracial family.   I'm more offended that dad is such a wussy that he submits to extortion from his daughter.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (Sa+uF)

296 I'm all upset, on cue.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (P6QsQ)

297 nostalgia orgy makes a poor substitute for writing

Posted by: Madison Avenue at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (R6JT1)

298 Well I see why proggs hate that Cheerios commercial.  How dare a married couple have two babies with all the overpopulation?!?! 

And they're STRAIGHT!  The HORRORS!

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (hO8IJ)

299 I thought the Squarespace ad was an anti-Obamacare piece. Srsly

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (tmFlQ)

300 Broncos get to be the team that chokes this year.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:14 PM (/AYWV)

301 Peyton was getting coached in NJ by Sanchez

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:15 PM (zOTsN)

302 wow Harvin is fast

Posted by: Jose at February 02, 2014 03:15 PM (zc/sw)

303 Peyton is playing on his brother's home field Passing just like him too

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:15 PM (aTXUx)

304 I liked that Radio Shack commercial.  Radio Shack is still a dead man walking, but the commercial was amusing.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:15 PM (Sa+uF)

305 wait till you see his butt fumble

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:15 PM (zOTsN)

306 I am going to go out on a limb and say that the best time to not score on consecutive drives for the first time all year is NOT at the S**** B***. I adore Peyton. But my regional team who is playing against him today is, I'm afraid, going to firmly deny him almost everything. As I type this - interception. OMG.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 03:16 PM (E6k2U)

307 I have a bad feeling that this game is going to be like the one where Dallas blew Buffalo away. Or when the 49er's blew the Broncos away. I still laugh at the site of Bucky Elway walking off the field near the end of the game after he had been sacked about eleventy times. He was having a real bad hair day.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:16 PM (+1T7c)

308 The Cheerios commercial was on?  Wow, I missed it!  Guess I'm a raaaacist.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:16 PM (roTS7)

309 Well I see why proggs hate that Cheerios commercial. How dare a married couple have two babies with all the overpopulation?!?!

And they're STRAIGHT! The HORRORS!

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 07:14 PM (hO8IJ)


Well, he did say baby brother, so the proglodytes can still get some of that good ol' NAMBLA lovin' in there.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 02, 2014 03:16 PM (i9vov)

310 As a guy who's only interest in or knowledge of football derives from the office fantasy league, I sort of expected Peyton Manning to be, er, less shit.

Posted by: Ward at February 02, 2014 03:16 PM (Pv1gR)

311 This game sucks me.

Posted by: The Weenie at February 02, 2014 03:17 PM (/FnUH)

312 Please identify singer in Chevy ad

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 03:17 PM (tmFlQ)

313 I'm more offended that dad is such a wussy that he submits to extortion from his daughter.

I don't have babies or puppies, but that seems like the very worst possible time to bring a puppy into the household.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 03:17 PM (hO8IJ)

314 ****sniff**** that world cancer day got to me

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:17 PM (zOTsN)

315 first set of wings are ready!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:17 PM (At8tV)

316 John Turturro is doing his Ric Ocasek imitation.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:18 PM (/AYWV)

317 Did you guys know that diet Sunkist orange soda has caffeine in it?

Srsly.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:18 PM (roTS7)

318 Pizza Hut sucks ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 03:18 PM (6bMeY)

319 i'm not rooting for either team but might be slightly partial to seattle, for no particularly good reason. so even though the team i slightly favor is winning, I still say this game is sloppy, inept, frustrating, and boring, like an Obama #SOTU.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:18 PM (/FnUH)

320 I made a real effort not to watch the commercials before hand, gotta say I have been underwhelmed.

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (5fkya)

321 Passing just like him too

I lol'd.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (hO8IJ)

322 Time for the Broncos to put on their big boy panties

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (iQxYV)

323 I mean the singer in world cancer day ad

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (tmFlQ)

324 in fairness a game dominated by defense often looks instead like the product of inept offenses (when in fact it's really strong defensive performances which result in what look like unforced offensive errors).

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (/FnUH)

325 In a way, this first half is the story of Obama.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (KtDPU)

326 Sometimes football looks like hockey except for no skates, ice, or sticks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:19 PM (oFCZn)

327 >>Or when the 49er's blew the Broncos away. I still laugh at the site of Bucky Elway walking off the field near the end of the game after he had been sacked about eleventy times. He was having a real bad hair day. I was in New Orleans the week before that Super Bowl. We saw the Broncos players out at Pat O'Brien's a few nights that week. Didn't see any 49ers. Still pissed I didn't bet big on the 49ers.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (g1DWB)

328 Broncos no first downs and negative yards in the first quarter.

Is there anyone on the planet who had that bet?

Posted by: alexthechick - We besearch thee of great SMOD at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (Gk3SS)

329 first set of wings are ready!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 07:17 PM (At8tV)

What kind?  Buffalo?   I'd love to serve wings at my super bowl party (NFL:  SUPER BOWL!  There, I said it.   Send your lawyers, you greedy bastards.) but I'm not having a party.    I have no friends.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (Sa+uF)

330 Glad to see the Texans made it to the SuperBowl

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (iQxYV)

331 seattle's deaf fullback just sign-languaged "My story is really Obama's story... wait what?"

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (/FnUH)

332 Broncos' defense is just outmanned.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:21 PM (/AYWV)

333 That hurts, BTH. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 03:22 PM (vBhbc)

334 In a way, this first half is the story of Obama. Posted by: garrett And too bad that Michelle will be with Kahliss..... (that was pretty funny the other night - l laughed real hard!)

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:22 PM (+1T7c)

335 BREAKING: Obama calling Broncos plays from the booth...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:22 PM (oFCZn)

336 (that was pretty funny the other night - l laughed real hard!) Thanks!

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (KtDPU)

337 great, the only touchdown will come from a ticky-tack pass interference flag.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH)

338 seattle's deaf fullback just sign-languaged "My story is really Obama's story... wait what?" Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 07:21 PM (/FnUH)\


I still can't believe you sold out to Doritos and let them use the time machine in that ad.


It's like we don't even know you anymore, man.


BEASTMODE

Posted by: alexthechick - We besearch thee of great SMOD at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (Gk3SS)

339 Did Obama pick Denver?

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (zqvg6)

340 14-0. Seahawks should eschew the extra point just to restore balance to the Force.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (/AYWV)

341 Top physicists agree that the tears of Manning and Elway in such close proximity may very well create a singularity that obliterates our known universe.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (TKFmG)

342 Ya know, this game is a lot like the life story of TFG.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (9+w3c)

343 Take that, foetus-head fans.

Posted by: seahawk fan for today at February 02, 2014 03:23 PM (HTSl8)

344 Man, the Broncos are shitting the bed.  The way they've been dominated, they're lucky they're only down 25.  It could have been 28.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (Sa+uF)

345 Touchdownskey for the Seabirds. And sponsors for the Superbowl all over the country are going "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (+1T7c)

346 "first set of wings are ready!!"


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The sky used to be dark with buffalo until the white man came and killed them for their wings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (o9Rp5)

347 Bud light needs a new ad agency.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (LI48c)

348 Only good comercials so far are the Radio Shack commercial and world cancer day and the Tebow commercial.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (Xkr8I)

349 319 i'm not rooting for either team but might be slightly partial to seattle, for no particularly good reason. ________ I'm in the same boat. Don't really care, but if you MADE me pick a team, I'd go 'hawks only because I thought Brian Bosworth was cool when I was a dumb kid. And as a reeeeaaalllly young lad I was into Dallas and hated Denver.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (VyQBa)

350 Screw top? Just finish your beer ya pansy.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 03:24 PM (9+w3c)

351 Worst. Super Bowl. Ever.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (MhA4j)

352 >>>I still can't believe you sold out to Doritos and let them use the time machine in that ad. i didn't see the doritos ad; what does that have to do with my time machine which by the way doesn't exist?

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH)

353 Tim Tebow.  15 minutes over.   Go away.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (Sa+uF)

354 And again, if you've been a Broncos fan for long enough, you've seen this before.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (roTS7)

355 Good to see Tebow has a sense of humor about himself.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (/AYWV)

356 >>>> Obama calling Broncos play from the booth Hahahaha! I laughed, Dack! Oh look, Tebow

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (fHAT3)

357 Not so fast, Weathertits

Posted by: EPA at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (R6JT1)

358 Love the Tebow commercial Guy knows how to make lemonade

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (aTXUx)

359 Seattle just nailing it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 03:25 PM (ZshNr)

360 I don't care what anyone says, I love Tim Tebow and I want to be his friend.

Posted by: monkey at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (3MNCs)

361
Ay yi yi.  I guess the tone was set with the first play of scrimmage.

oh well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (n0DEs)

362 god hollywood stop ruining my childhood.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (WdbF7)

363 And the Transformers series has officially jumped the shark

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (Xkr8I)

364 This just in weather tech has been declared racist.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (LI48c)

365 A little Bronco D and 5 field goals, they're right back in this game!

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (CQzvT)

366 The Tebow ad was hilarious.


PPPPRRRRIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE


I wonder what Marky Mark thinks about being cast as the super cute girl's dad rather than love interest.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (Gk3SS)

367 Time for Denver's "Plan B"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 03:26 PM (e8kgV)

368 Is it bad for corporate capitalism that instead of watching the ads I'm catching up on HQ comments?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (roTS7)

369 Okay Peyton, offense is the thing where you move the ball into the end zone. Do you want to see the sock puppets again?

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (/AYWV)

370 >>A little Bronco D and 5 field goals, they're rightback in this game! hee hee you guys are funnay

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

371 Worst. Super Bowl. Ever.

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Hi!

Posted by: Buffalo Bills at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (o9Rp5)

372 How can Denver be so unprepared?  It's very early, and Peyton pulls these out all the time, but....

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (Sa+uF)

373 I was hoping there would be a new Godzilla trailer during the SB.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (zqvg6)

374 i thought he would fumble the ball.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

375 great, the only touchdown will come from a ticky-tack pass interference flag.

It's like a metaphor for the Age of Obama.  Somehow.



I'm drinking while I wait for my dinner to get here.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 03:28 PM (hO8IJ)

376 I'm tanned, rested and ready and I'm already in NJ!

Posted by: Sanchez at February 02, 2014 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

377 What does it mean if the Half Time Show is actually the high point of the game?

So far this game is sucking sheep dick.
And goat balls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2014 03:28 PM (w3OHe)

378 C'mon Broncos. Make an interesting game of it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:29 PM (V70Uh)

379 Omaha we beseech thee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 03:29 PM (6bMeY)

380 Chris Christie's office called John Fox and told him to close three lanes of the Broncos' offense.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:29 PM (roTS7)

381 Is that their first first down?

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:29 PM (/AYWV)

382 That ginger's rash looks a lot like herpes... funny place for it though. Well, The Bronco's look like herpes too.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:29 PM (vHRtU)

383 Denver's FIRST first down 17 minutes in?  The bed has been shat.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:30 PM (Sa+uF)

384 The way things are going, when 9pm hits, I am switching over to Downton Abbey.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:30 PM (V70Uh)

385 It's like the firm behind healthcare.gov came up with a new Broncos playbook for this game.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:30 PM (oFCZn)

386 Ace spotted in the crowd at the game !!! https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/430136113357791232

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:31 PM (aTXUx)

387 Why did he do that!!!


He had a first down!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 03:31 PM (Xkr8I)

388 Good to see Tebow has a sense of humor about himself. Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 07:25 PM (/AYWV) Tebow. The other David.* *see Travel thread.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:31 PM (Fauor)

389 hat ginger's rash looks a lot like herpes... funny place for it though.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 07:29 PM (vHRtU)

Great frame, though.   And look at those abs.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:31 PM (Sa+uF)

390 They had to ruin the Puppy Bowl by having Mooch make an appearance!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (abZxN)

391 385 It's like the firm behind healthcare.gov came up with a new Broncos playbook for this game. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 07:30 PM (oFCZn) Just don't show me Manning in his jammies.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (/AYWV)

392 Peyton and I spent a lot of quality time together this week. I relayed a lot of my Superbowl experience. Was that a mistake?

Posted by: Jim Kelley at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (+1T7c)

393 378 C'mon Broncos. Make an interesting game of it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 07:29 PM (V70Uh)


Looking good from my perspective!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (buZ/8)

394 Ace spotted in the crowd at the game !!! https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/430136113357791232 Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 07:31 PM (aTXUx) hehe nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (Fauor)

395 Did Jim Kelly spell his name Jim Kelley?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:32 PM (V70Uh)

396 Manning has always been one of those guys where every now and then he gets all jittery in big games. Joe Montana, he is not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2014 03:33 PM (TGgNi)

397 Finally

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:33 PM (fHAT3)

398 Grampa, I'll liveblog Downton Abbey tonight.  Eatin' chili, drinking Newcastle, and enjoyin' my overwrought British soaps. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 03:33 PM (hcHS/)

399 Only a partisan would hope for a blowout.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:33 PM (V70Uh)

400 The key to winning Football Games is scoring more points then the other team. Frank Caliendo has done a few impressions in that vein; they're hilarious.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 03:34 PM (itCai)

401 Hey, it's sort of a drive!

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:34 PM (/AYWV)

402 The Cat Bowl's field is littered with shitty plays

Posted by: Hallmark Charnel at February 02, 2014 03:34 PM (R6JT1)

403 I just want a good game.  Is that too much to ask?  C'mon Peyton, make it so.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 03:34 PM (o9Rp5)

404 400 His mock 30 For 30 on Richard Sherman was pretty funny.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:35 PM (zqvg6)

405 i didn't see the doritos ad; what does that have to do with my time machine which by the way doesn't exist? Posted by: ace at February 02, 2014 07:25 PM (/FnUH)



The Doritos ad:   http://youtu.be/e5VKvq9iDQo


Do not even lie.


That is totally the time machine that you don't have and only let Mike Judge and Doritos use.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 03:35 PM (Gk3SS)

406 shit-fuck

Posted by: Twit of the year at February 02, 2014 03:35 PM (LHgfw)

407 I am watching the game in Hi Def over the air. I will get Downton Abbey and Sherlock in Hi Def also. Yeah, I could watch this. but then I would have to go to lo-def Tivo to watch the others.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:35 PM (V70Uh)

408 I think the Bronco's problem is that I don't think I've heard one single OMAHA! this game.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:35 PM (Sa+uF)

409 I don't spell so good after 23 concussions.

Posted by: Jim Kelley at February 02, 2014 03:36 PM (+1T7c)

410 Going on a trip?

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:36 PM (/AYWV)

411 Got Doblered

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:36 PM (XWw96)

412 Hmm, must have watched the puppy bowl.  68 lifted his leg. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 03:37 PM (vBhbc)

413 Manning is really accurate on those passes behind the line of scrimmage. Downfield not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 03:37 PM (g1DWB)

414
Pass deep dammit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:37 PM (n0DEs)

415 f*ck me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (Fauor)

416 Pick 6!

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (KtDPU)

417 Game over.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (/AYWV)

418 Wow.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (vBhbc)

419 Another interception, this time into the end zone.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (MpP9p)

420 Wow

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (o9Rp5)

421 Yay. Again.

Posted by: seahawk fan for today at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (HTSl8)

422 Holy Shit! Is Elway available?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (oFCZn)

423 Interception and a touchdown!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (P6QsQ)

424 Damn. TFG obviously put some cash on Denver.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (9+w3c)

425 This is terrible.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (fHAT3)

426 just embarrassing

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (At8tV)

427 SMASH!

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (ZshNr)

428 This is looking like an 80's Super Bowl. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (hcHS/)

429 BAM!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (0MVzQ)

430 F YEAH ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:38 PM (buZ/8)

431
well that was deep, in a way.

In many ways it is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (n0DEs)

432 Man the Broncos are playing like they drank a bag of used douche fluid right before the game...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (vHRtU)

433 My Stream is delayed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (6bMeY)

434 UNEXPECTEDLY

Posted by: traye at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (iL9QP)

435 heh.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (TKFmG)

436 *Unbelievable. Fuck this game and fuck Pete Carroll

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (FE/sZ)

437 We've gotten spoiled by competitive SuperBowls.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (zqvg6)

438 I don't have a dog in this fight, just wanted to see a good game.  I did not expect this at all.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (Sa+uF)

439 This game is turning into the advertisers worst nightmare

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (aTXUx)

440 Time for Denver's "Plan C"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 03:39 PM (e8kgV)

441 Imagine if those two field goals had instead been TDs...

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (MpP9p)

442 I was not expecting the Seahawks to play this well...

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (buZ/8)

443 OK, anyone want to take Denver +22 ?

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (EKOIc)

444 The O-Line for Denver has been shit from the beginning.  Can't keep any pressure off.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (LI48c)

445 Well, so far I called this one right. Seattle's D.

Posted by: teej at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (Nsomq)

446 Ok I have seen enough , bring on the Budweiser commercial with the puppy ....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (muyS6)

447 This never happened when Tebow was QB. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (hcHS/)

448 Or Denver to suck this bad...

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:40 PM (buZ/8)

449 Rainbows. ?!?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (e8kgV)

450 I give up. Time for a shower and some nachos. Or the other way around, if I'm messy.

Posted by: joncelli at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (/AYWV)

451
Seattle got into the Broncs head early and that was that.  Playing all tentative and terrible.  But mostly terrible.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (n0DEs)

452 We have a serious Omaha deficiency here.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (V70Uh)

453 It's settled. Seattle has better choom.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (fHAT3)

454 Wow, the pistachios people really hate the U.S., don't they?  What, they'll find some al Qaeda members for next year?

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (i9vov)

455 I have mint oreos and loved the radio shack ad but as a hoosier, I must say I don't give a fuck about Peyton Manning. That vw ad was cute too.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (S2RnE)

456 These days, a car would have to be pretty bad not to make 100,000 miles. Hurray Capitalism!

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (3MNCs)

457 Any night in the NHL, the worst game you can find, Still #BetterThanTheSuperBowl

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (KtDPU)

458 *plays the Entrance of the Gladiators song*

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 02, 2014 03:41 PM (iQxYV)

459 Colbert's a pac'ed nut?

Posted by: Hallmark Charnel at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (R6JT1)

460 Well holy shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (GEICT)

461 They don't call it the Big Apple for nothing. I'm choking on it!!!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (+1T7c)

462 Can't wait for the, "Yeah, I've always been a Seahawks fan" people to start crawling out from under their rocks.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (uZ6Ul)

463 These pictures of these young women are disgusting and I sent an Email to Michelle Obama to do something about this.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (d82hv)

464 The pistachio commercial was disturbing. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (vBhbc)

465 This is just ugly.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (MpP9p)

466 No effing way

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (XWw96)

467 didn't he horse collar him on the way down tho

Posted by: Sanchez at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (zOTsN)

468 Wow .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (muyS6)

469 I am a Seahawk woman through and through. Been that way since 1976. That said, Peyton is NOT crapping the bed. He's one guy. Who still is one of the best QB's ever, if not all time. Seattle has the better team from top to bottom. They are pressing Peyton like crazy. Peyton can't protect himself or play defense. And to everyone who thinks Manning always loses the 'big' games, how the hell did he get to the 'big' games in the first place? You are really telling me you wouldn't want him as your team's QB? You'd rather be watching a playoff/championship game on the couch that your team is not even in and complaining about Peyton's 'choking'? Yes, Peyton just got pick-sixed. Hell, today Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw would not stand a chance against this defense. The Seattle D is THAT good, Peyton is not that bad. Peyton also did not just fumble.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (E6k2U)

470 Good grief.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

471 Oh . My . Goodness.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:42 PM (P6QsQ)

472
he was down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (n0DEs)

473 Crap. I have to wait another 1 hr, 18 minutes for Downton Abbey. I could watch last week's episode again. "I'm thinking. I'm thinking."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (V70Uh)

474 This is just a comedy of errors now

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (5fkya)

475 The snipers should just take out Denver now...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (vHRtU)

476 Review time and more commercials.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (MpP9p)

477 Knee was down

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (XWw96)

478 Oh good, teej here to brag.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (fHAT3)

479 this game is so very full of suck

Posted by: Sanchez at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (zOTsN)

480 Oh good. I was afraid there wouldn't be another turnover.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 03:43 PM (E+uky)

481 471 Oh . My . Goodness.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 07:42 PM (P6QsQ)


You picked the right team tonight!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:44 PM (buZ/8)

482 Joe Buck: "Denver needs something big to happen desperately before the half ends" Me: "No shit, Sherlock"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:44 PM (aTXUx)

483 The snipers should just take out Denver now...

How can you tell they haven't already done so?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:44 PM (roTS7)

484 This is what happens when a Cubs fan decides to root for the Broncos.  My apologies.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 02, 2014 03:44 PM (i9vov)

485 Well this has been a total disappointment!
Broncos are choking.
Husband has the flu.
Son just decided he'd rather go play Minecraft than watch his team suck ass.
Time for a margarita...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (POpqt)

486 Okay, so looking forward to the half time show now

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (fHAT3)

487 How many more interceptions can Peyton throw?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (Fauor)

488 Denver has the ball. For now.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (MpP9p)

489 That Joe Buck. A keen grasp of the obvious, he has.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (+1T7c)

490 Down by contact.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (LI48c)

491 phew

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

492 Good m and m commercial

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 02, 2014 03:46 PM (iQxYV)

493 Moar safe nostalgia!

Posted by: Lazy Madison Avenue at February 02, 2014 03:46 PM (R6JT1)

494 Small blessing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 03:46 PM (Dgo5o)

495 There was a dick joke in the Volkwagen ad.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 02, 2014 03:46 PM (1xUj/)

496 the little wings and the big wings in the urinal

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

497 The Russian Mob guys suit was awesome.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:47 PM (vHRtU)

498 Goodell takes up two seats.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:47 PM (Fauor)

499 At this point the Broncos should put Obama in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

500 I could watch last week's episode again.

"I'm thinking. I'm thinking."
---

Last week's episode comes on at 8 pm. I'm thinking it's going to be a matter of flipping back to the game for a peek from time to time.

Posted by: Retread at February 02, 2014 03:47 PM (cHwk5)

501 Big discussion is how many of the RHCP will wear a shirt. I got 2

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (5fkya)

502 Goodell takes up two seats. Posted by: artisanal 'ette He's lucky he hasn't been mugged.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (+1T7c)

503 WTF why is the game in Boston being broadcast in Spanish? Lost signal for 2 minutes and now it came back in Spanish!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (A1Dcl)

504 Captain Happyfeet is about to get picked again before halftime.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (TKFmG)

505 I think we should swap Joe Buck for yellow M and M

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (zOTsN)

506 I'm saying epic comeback. It will be the story of obama.

Posted by: traye at February 02, 2014 03:48 PM (iL9QP)

507 503 WTF why is the game in Boston being broadcast in Spanish?

Lost signal for 2 minutes and now it came back in Spanish!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 07:48 PM (A1Dcl)


Because we live in Mexico North.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (buZ/8)

508 "Your patient nuts are grodie?"

WTF, Coca-Cola?  WTF?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (roTS7)

509 And to make it worse, America the Beautiful sung in Spanish

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (fHAT3)

510 Fuck you Coke.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (uZ6Ul)

511 Now this commercial offends me!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (Xkr8I)

512 This is a show about clever commercials with a few football interludes.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (MhA4j)

513 Awwww.  How politcally fucking correct.  America the Beautiful.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (Dmq63)

514 I noticed that the TV announcers actually shut up now and then. Not enough, but it's something.

Posted by: Smilin' Jack at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (Xzj0B)

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (zoKNz)

516 So do they usually wait for the second half to air the good commercials? I truly haven't paid much attention to football or SBs since I discovered girls.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (VyQBa)

517 I will never again buy another Coke product.  Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 03:49 PM (o9Rp5)

518 Oh fuck you Coca Cola. First getting rid of Santa out of the PC bullshit and now going all multi-cultural for the sake of BS marketing.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (A1Dcl)

519 I suddenly have a desire to go buy a SodaStream.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (MpP9p)

520 WTF why is the game in Boston being broadcast in Spanish?

Lost signal for 2 minutes and now it came back in Spanish!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 07:48 PM (A1Dcl)


While you lazy gringos were watching the Superbowl, we finally finished the invasion.

Posted by: Not so sneaky Mexican at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (i9vov)

521 Lost signal for 2 minutes and now it came back in Spanish!

You may have a had a stroke.  Of course, the Coke commercial was sung in eleventy different languages. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (hcHS/)

522 oops.  American the Beautiful.  In multiple languages.  No less.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (Dmq63)

523 diversity n shit

Posted by: Coca Cola at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (8HhF2)

524 eli = 2 rings peyton = 1 ring ouch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (Fauor)

525 The commercials suck this year.

Posted by: CDR M at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (LsJl8)

526 And Sonos says "Fuck it, we'll run last year's SB ad again . . ."

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (roTS7)

527 Coke commercial is obnoxious. Diversity! Take the hijab off before you sully the name of a Western nation, mozlima.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (iQxYV)

528 WTF was that fire thing?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:50 PM (vHRtU)

529 519 I suddenly have a desire to go buy a SodaStream.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 07:50 PM (MpP9p)


Fuck Coke and their multicultural bullshit.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (buZ/8)

530 And "America the Beautiful" sung in 5 languages. We're into the Age of Obama. Learn Spanish, Boston people

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (+1T7c)

531 Is it me, or was the only thing that coke commercial missing a fully hijabed female?  Also, what the hell, I can't press tab without posting?

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (zoKNz)

532 Lame Colbert ad.

Posted by: Smilin' Jack at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (Xzj0B)

533 503 WTF why is the game in Boston being broadcast in Spanish?

Lost signal for 2 minutes and now it came back in Spanish!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 07:48 PM (A1Dcl)


And why is America the Beautiful being sung in foreign languages?

Posted by: Titanium at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (IgOQg)

534 the Coke commercial was smug in eleventy different languages.

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

535 Funny how Seattle was the worst in the AFC West. They went to the NFC and are now on the top. I read something today that said that both Seattle and Denver teams were worth a billion dollars. A billion with a "b" dollars. I have worked in big companies. Lot's of deadwood. How big can an NFL team be? I also read something recently about Archie Manning visiting the Chargers prior to Eli's draft. He felt that they were not a serious organization. As an old Chargers fan, I can totally agree. Look at the winners. They are corporate entities that take their business interests seriously.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:51 PM (V70Uh)

536 >>WTF was that fire thing? A recap of the Broncos first half.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (g1DWB)

537 Still being broadcast in Spanish here on Fox 25. They must have lost their English feed from the announcers?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (A1Dcl)

538 there was a woman in a hajib

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

539 Now I'm glad I gave up Coke for ice tea a while back.

Posted by: Retread at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (cHwk5)

540 Fire thing = new season of 24?  Thought I heard a snippet of the beep-beep-

Posted by: Steck at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (5i94q)

541 WTF why is the game in Boston being broadcast in Spanish? So all the "help" could enjoy it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (V70Uh)

542 Yikes, took a look at the halftime score.

Apparently the Broncos have the Congressional GOP leadership coaching for them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (HVI5a)

543 Coke ranks as the worst commercial in an exceptionally bad batch of commercials.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 03:52 PM (CNuph)

544 They call the Broncos line twitch but not the obvious Seattle pass interference.

Story of the night.  Just ain't gonna go the Broncos' way.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (roTS7)

545 They must have lost their English feed from the announcers?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 07:52 PM (A1Dcl)


Consider yourself lucky

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (WdbF7)

546 In retrospect, admitting to being a Republican prior to playing a game officiated by greedy union bloodsuckers might not have been the best idea.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (zDsvJ)

547 And why is America the Beautiful being sung in foreign languages?

Posted by: Titanium at February 02, 2014 07:51 PM (IgOQg)


Fuck you. And just because you said that, I will legalized even more illegal aliens. Fuck it, I'll import half the world bitchez!

Posted by: Crying Boehner at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (buZ/8)

548 Those coke lyrics were *NOT* created soley for the commercial. We found them sung across the world.

Posted by: Lazy Madison Avenue at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (R6JT1)

549 That hurts L, elle. Me? Brag? Besides, I said so far. I'm not ready to call this one over just quite yet.

Posted by: teej at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (H0qOD)

550
kick it.  at least it wont be a shut out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:53 PM (n0DEs)

551 Might as well go for it at this point .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (XWw96)

552 the game is so much better now that I have turned the sound off

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (zOTsN)

553 Man, Broncos line is more porous then the border!

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (zoKNz)

554 543 Coke ranks as the worst commercial in an exceptionally bad batch of commercials. =========== Ya, I did not appreciate that one. Where were the Scandis ?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (P6QsQ)

555 I'd like to buy the world some coke.

Posted by: Rob Ford at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (HVI5a)

556 So that Soda thing is built by Palestinians working in a factory owned my Israelis. My advice: Ignore the politics. Buy it if you think that is the sort of thing that you will use.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (V70Uh)

557 WTF was that fire thing?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 07:50 PM (vHRtU)



Interstitial for The Strain.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (Gk3SS)

558 quack quack

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (Fauor)

559 stupid decision

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (n0DEs)

560 Embrace the suck .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 03:54 PM (XWw96)

561 And now the signal is gone again in Boston. This happened during the final game of the World Series too. I swear someone is intentionally screwing with the reception.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (A1Dcl)

562 MUPPETS!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (Xkr8I)

563 CHOKE !!!!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (e8kgV)

564 So, pretty much a Movie of the Week of SB XX Starring Peyton Manning as Tony Eason? Only not as fucking AWESOME!!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (CtRAD)

565 554 543 Coke ranks as the worst commercial in an exceptionally bad batch of commercials. =========== Ya, I did not appreciate that one. Where were the Scandis ? Agree Agree .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (muyS6)

566 quack quack

Tipped at the line.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (roTS7)

567 Yeah.  The commericals are sucking.  So are the Broncos.  Come On!


Like the muppets tho...

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (Dmq63)

568 Plouffe just weighed in,being a Plouffe...

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (zqvg6)

569 That COKE commercial back in the day "I'd like to teach the world to sing", had everybody in it, this is not new. Quit yer bitchin

Posted by: avid commercial watcher at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (5fkya)

570 Dr. Teeth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (6bMeY)

571 I gave up coke a long time ago. 

Posted by: Philip Seymour Hoffman at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (hcHS/)

572 Too busy here making stupid comments to watch stupid SB ads.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (V70Uh)

573 commercials suck

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

574 Ok liked the Toyota highlander commercial.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 03:55 PM (LI48c)

575 So far , very disappointing commercials ....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (muyS6)

576 Fire thing is a teaser for the new "24"

Posted by: Ward at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (Pv1gR)

577 Terry Crews. He should be the new Terminator.

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (4+AaH)

578 shit game shit commercials if Bruno mars is the high point.........

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (At8tV)

579 519 I suddenly have a desire to go buy a SodaStream _______ Tell me about it. I almost bit the bullet on one today. Just didn't have the funds. After that bunk, I'll be saving up.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (VyQBa)

580 God these ads suck ass.

Posted by: Crying Boehner at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (buZ/8)

581 Too busy here making stupid comments to watch stupid SB ads.

Us, too.

Posted by: Denver Broncos at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (roTS7)

582 Send in RGIII !!!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (9+w3c)

583 So that Soda thing is built by Palestinians working in a factory owned my Israelis. Because they don't have Mexicans in Israel.

Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at February 02, 2014 03:56 PM (KtDPU)

584 .

Posted by: Philip Seymour Hoffman at February 02, 2014 03:57 PM (oFCZn)

585 Remember the Red Hot Buddy Fuckers HATE guns except for the ones carried by their body guards and LOVE Obama cock...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 03:57 PM (vHRtU)

586 Fortunately I mostly drink ice tea.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 03:57 PM (P6QsQ)

587 What, no sign language in that Coke commercial?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 03:57 PM (aTXUx)

588 This is going to be a new thing, each year the NFC and AFC trade which team chokes like a pornstar in the Superbowl.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 03:57 PM (zoKNz)

589 584 Too soon?

I hate Pete Carroll.  Therefore, I hate the Seahawks.  Just sayin

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (Dmq63)

590 Halftime. Amazingly, it could have been worse for Denver.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (MpP9p)

591 The Philip Seymour Hoffman thing is not a surprise. I remember reading about him being in Heroin rehab a while ago. I can only remember seeing him in that Jude Law/Nicole Kidman Civil War Cold Mountain film. I liked it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (V70Uh)

592 I can't remember which moron turned me on to TGIF frozen fried pickles, but thanks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (DmNpO)

593 So has this become the football induced drinking thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (qAHwE)

594 That COKE commercial back in the day "I'd like to teach the world to sing", had everybody in it, this is not new. Quit yer bitchin I forget, did it do it too under the guise of patriotism?

Posted by: Lazy Madison Avenue at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (R6JT1)

595 Not sure what I am going to do with football being over. I mean, no cheerleader pics for half a year? What am I to do.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 03:58 PM (rIk1N)

596 Maybe the halftime show will be better than the game.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (V70Uh)

597 Hey, guys, we got a game to play, it starts in a half hour or so!  Let's start getting pumped!  Broncos on three!  1-2-3 . . .

Posted by: Denver Broncos at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (roTS7)

598 teej, I gave you credit for calling it early up there somewhere ^^^^^ I'm not calling this game either. Oh yeah, hi!

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (0xqKe)

599 get out the dancin' shoes!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (Fauor)

600 Maybe Bruno Mars can inspire Manning...  I'm sure he can pull this out in the second half.. he's just toying with those Seahawk boys...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (b/lt+)

601 Fox commercial was funny

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (zOTsN)

602 What this game needs is more SharkNado.

Posted by: Piercello at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (jJ97i)

603 What, no sign language in that Coke commercial?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 07:57 PM (aTXUx)


I detonated a mollusk.

Posted by: Abed Nadir at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (i9vov)

604 I hope there are no sharp edges or toxic substances in the locker room.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (SyWcK)

605 It ain't over ' til it's over. Yogi Berra

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (zqvg6)

606 if Bruno mars is the high point......... *** Time to run out for dumplings

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (DmNpO)

607

That COKE commercial back in the day "I'd like to teach the world to sing", had everybody in it, singing in ENGLISH this is not new.

 

FIFY

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 03:59 PM (CNuph)

608 543 Coke ranks as the worst commercial in an exceptionally bad batch of commercials.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 07:52 PM (CNuph)


They should bring back the polar bears.  Oh wait, that's racist.  Polar bears are white.

Posted by: Titanium at February 02, 2014 04:00 PM (IgOQg)

609 Time for a wardrobe malfunction I think.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:00 PM (buZ/8)

610 592 I can't remember which moron turned me on to TGIF frozen fried pickles, but thanks! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 07:58 PM (DmNpO) I thought the picture was chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Philip Seymour Hoffman at February 02, 2014 04:00 PM (oFCZn)

611 lol sock off

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:00 PM (oFCZn)

612 I liked the Tebow commercial.  But then, I've had way too much wine.  I think I should start on beer now.  Or rum.

The Bears could use a back up QB.  I like McCown, but he is old.

Okay.  Beer or Rum?

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:00 PM (Dmq63)

613 Why can't someone open an inexpensive sports bar somewhere near me?! Trying to watch this game with a hyperactive 8 year old and a wife who seems to be on a 5 second delay is killing me.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (/NgNT)

614 God I love refreshing the page. That tan ginger is the bomb.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (oFCZn)

615 609 Time for a wardrobe malfunction I think on Bruno mars?!!!! wtf is wrong with you?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (At8tV)

616 Awesome commercial fapping to Russel Wilson even though it's his defense that's done most of the work this season.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (zoKNz)

617 Time for a wardrobe malfunction I think.

Bruno Mars has an electric outfit that uses CFLs and he trips?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (qAHwE)

618 Rollercoaster say what.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (6bMeY)

619 What a football game really needs is some douche singing about a girl being amazing.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (LI48c)

620 So dad doesn't do anything on the farm or for the family, Montsanto?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2014 04:01 PM (POpqt)

621 614 That tan ginger is the bomb. its a tranny

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (At8tV)

622 This Super Bowl Sponsored by Scientology

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (MhA4j)

623 That tan ginger is the bomb. Careful. Spiders laid eggs just below her navel.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (XZhdQ)

624 white English speaking men in commercials reek of white privilege

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

625 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 08:01 PM (At8tV)

I'm hoping for Bruno Mars to fall on his face.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (buZ/8)

626 Time for a wardrobe malfunction I think.

One of the RHCP's socks fall off?  Eeew.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (vBhbc)

627 621 614 That tan ginger is the bomb.

its a tranny

It's a trap!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:02 PM (qAHwE)

628 Power outage?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (6bMeY)

629 Peyton has too many engrams.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (MhA4j)

630 Halftime.  Time to get back to my Community rewatch.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (i9vov)

631 I'll watch a halftime show if they ever book Slayer.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (zqvg6)

632 Fox 25 signal finally came back in English.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (A1Dcl)

633 Usually when something's getting this badly beaten Sarah Mclachan is playing in the background .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (XWw96)

634 Bruno Mars gonna dedicate his new song to Woody Allen too soon?

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (zOTsN)

635 595 Not sure what I am going to do with football being over. I mean, no cheerleader pics for half a year? What am I to do. Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 07:58 PM (rIk1N) Baseball WAGs

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (GEICT)

636 Manning suddenly looks  old. 

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (BeSEI)

637 I'm going to miss these football threads. Thanks Dave in Texas for all your fun threads this season. They really made it fun for me.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:03 PM (P6QsQ)

638 632 Fox 25 signal finally came back in English.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 08:03 PM (A1Dcl)


That's okay though. Soon Bruno Mars will be singing in Spanish!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:04 PM (buZ/8)

639 Hipster douche bags don't buy Jeeps...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:04 PM (vHRtU)

640

Fox halftime analysis: Peyton and the Broncos came back from 24 down last year against San Diego......... or in other words:

 

Please don't turn the channel!

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (CNuph)

641 I never 'got' Seinfeld.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (Dmq63)

642 The old Coke commercial was about the WORLD (although all sung in English). This one was pure AMERICA, where learning English...or getting a fuckin job is now optional.

Not even close to the same thing.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (uZ6Ul)

643 I hope President Obama is on at half time to tell us about the games best plays.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (d82hv)

644 Is GoDaddy on the ropes? No commercial this year?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (0xqKe)

645 Final score 45 - 0

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 04:05 PM (MhA4j)

646 592 I can't remember which moron turned me on to TGIF frozen fried pickles, but thanks! NDH, I've had those and they're good. But Aldi's has them for about half the price and just as good if not better.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2014 04:06 PM (EKOIc)

647 That's pretty funny how the Buffalo Bills dressed themselves up in Bronco's uniforms and locked the Denver players in the boiler room for the first half.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 02, 2014 04:06 PM (KQp38)

648 So is Denver busy praying that Sharknado visits the Seahawks in their locker room? 

Or are the viewers hoping Ghostshark will devour the half-time show?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:06 PM (qAHwE)

649 The Broncos have upper decked their own shitter...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:07 PM (vHRtU)

650 I'm told there is a budweiser commercial or two that will supposedly make me say aww and melt into a puddle of hidden feelings I would not prefer to show. Well, I'm waiting.

Posted by: avid commercial watcher at February 02, 2014 04:07 PM (5fkya)

651 Jerry Seinfeld has aged. Oddly, Newman has not.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:07 PM (P6QsQ)

652 Remember the football game in the MASH movie? Just sayin...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:08 PM (vHRtU)

653

Or are the viewers hoping Ghostshark will devour the half-time show?

 

This!

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:08 PM (CNuph)

654 Newman is the fat guy. George Costanza.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:08 PM (6bMeY)

655

I thought the coke commercial was ok. You guys need to lighten up.

 

*Sets out a bowl of grilled wings and cracks a beer.*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2014 04:08 PM (zEeUf)

656 Kitten Bowl time!

Posted by: hallmark charnel at February 02, 2014 04:09 PM (R6JT1)

657 Oh look, a Cosmos that might not put you in a coma. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:09 PM (vBhbc)

658 Has the Superbowl always insisted upon itself, or is this one particularly craptastic?

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 04:09 PM (TKFmG)

659 What the fuck?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:09 PM (XZhdQ)

660 So.  I think if VanHalen could hold it together for one show.  It would be the end all of halftime shows.  The original VanHalen, but Sammy Hagar could sit in for a song or two.  Any other group I'm missing?

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:09 PM (Dmq63)

661 Maybe the part of the slow white Bronco will be played by OJ Simpson. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (hcHS/)

662 This sucks too. Kids can't sing.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (0xqKe)

663 OMG THE NHS THING ALL OVER AGAIN!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (buZ/8)

664 So, should I head down to the bar to console all the depressed female Denver fans?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (lr3d7)

665 Remember the football game in the MASH movie? Just sayin... Posted by: OG Celtic-American So, the Broncos are going to get stoned in the 2nd half?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (+1T7c)

666 Listening to radio, having a cigar, I can't believe they actually broadcast the halftime show.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (ZshNr)

667 Bunch a black kids on stage.  I am outraged!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (jucos)

668 Woulda posted in the Hoffman thread but it appears as dead as he is...guess what: the glassine envelopes found on -scene were 'branded' Ace of Spades...coincidence or conspiracy?

Posted by: UndercoverInLA at February 02, 2014 04:10 PM (ixz90)

669 I thought the coke commercial was ok. You guysneed tolighten up.

*Sets out a bowl of grilled wings and cracks a beer.*

Yeah, well fuck you too, Jarhea. . .

hey, is that a Bud Light?  Buddy?

Trade ya for this Durango Gold doobie . . .

Posted by: Denver Broncos at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (roTS7)

670 Build the Pyramid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (6bMeY)

671 Which is worse? Bruno Mars or Denver Broncos?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (0xqKe)

672 Evil 1%er!!!! Piers Morgan just bet $1000 that the Broncos will not pull within 7.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (DmNpO)

673 I can do that AND drive a boat with my dick.

Posted by: Tommy Lee at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (XZhdQ)

674 Oh WOW. Bruno can play DRUMS!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (buZ/8)

675 644 Is GoDaddy on the ropes? No commercial this year? Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 08:05 PM (0xqKe) The godaddy commercial was the woman telling her boss she quit.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (LI48c)

676 Who's this fag?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (oFCZn)

677 Good golly, Miss Molly. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 04:11 PM (hcHS/)

678 654 Newman is the fat guy. George Costanza. ========== Yeah, they were both on there. I thought Newman looked exactly the same.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (P6QsQ)

679 The Red Hot Chilli Peppers look different.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (6bMeY)

680 Wow, Bruno Mars looks like 1983-era Michael Jackson.

Or maybe Jermaine Jackson?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (HVI5a)

681 " So has this become the football induced drinking thread? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 07:58 PM (qAHwE) " From the start.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (V70Uh)

682 So, should I head down to the bar to console all the depressed female Denver fans?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2014 08:10 PM (lr3d7)

 

Yes. That may be the only action the Broncos create tonight.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (CNuph)

683 Moar Shout Chorus!

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (XZhdQ)

684 I see these guys have that hopping up and down thing down to a science.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (roTS7)

685 I didn't see that L, elle. Got here late. Well over 300 comments in. And hello yourself.

Posted by: teej at February 02, 2014 04:12 PM (L7JQT)

686 No jazz hands?

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (Aif/5)

687 Do the powers that be realize that Bruno Mars doesn't really appeal to the people who can afford Super Bowl tickets?

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (Dmq63)

688
Seattle fans have every right to go full abuse here, I would if things were different.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (n0DEs)

689 676 Troy Aikman and Joe Buck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (6bMeY)

690 The Denver Broncos draw liquid into their mouths by creating a partial vacuum with their teeth, lips and gums. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (jucos)

691 Motown this ain't.

Posted by: Retread at February 02, 2014 04:13 PM (cHwk5)

692 Put n Eli!

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (AO9UG)

693 Something go weird with comments? We got dupes?

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (4+AaH)

694 No wonder they brought in the chile peppers, this is pathetic

Posted by: avid commercial watcher at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (5fkya)

695 Shoot me, please.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (buZ/8)

696 NDH, I've had those and they're good. But Aldi's has them for about half the price and just as good if not better. *** Unfortunately, no Aldi's here. wah

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (DmNpO)

697 Put in Tebow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (6bMeY)

698 Hipster douche bags don't buy Jeeps...

Get the feeling they're about to? ThSERGIO has taken over!
Who let the god damned balletdancing fags in through the back dock doors?
Sergio Marchionne. DEAD to me. Go build your gay Cherk in your new Chinese plant. The eyelids are bad enough.This ad sucks the cock off a cock being sucked.

Go to hell you mincing wop son of a whore. 

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (xq1UY)

699 Are these those Temptations I've heard so much about?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:14 PM (P6QsQ)

700 This isn't working

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (0xqKe)

701 My 16 yr old says she loves this song.  I'm just saying.  Maybe Rick Astley was busy today.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (Dmq63)

702 Bruno Mars steals Morris Day and the Time dance moves.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (a5ljo)

703 Bruno Mars story is like the story of Obama

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (zOTsN)

704 This is a PSA for the Horde. 

During this halt-time show please go and restock on edibles and assorted types of drinks.  Still got a half to go.

And change your Depends while at it.

Thank you. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (qAHwE)

705 This sucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (6bMeY)

706 Or are the viewers hoping Ghostshark will devour the half-time show?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 08:06 PM (qAHwE)

I'll go get some buckets of water.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (Gk3SS)

707 644 Is GoDaddy on the ropes? No commercial this year? Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 08:05 PM (0xqKe) ______ The lady that quit her job was godaddy. There will be another - i saw it on some morning show last week.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (VyQBa)

708 They should have stuffed these guys into the California Raisins Costumes.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (XZhdQ)

709 Some mishmash of his music hits? WTF is this?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:15 PM (buZ/8)

710 Otis, my man!

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (Dmq63)

711 Scientology sponsoring the Super Bowl of Gladiators "if you can imagine it" ...appropriate, or something

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (MhA4j)

712 The WORST show-band knock off EVAH!!!!!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (vHRtU)

713 Big game winner:  LED manufacturers

Posted by: AE at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (+ft6G)

714 Is this Sha-na-na?

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (5fkya)

715 Comparing Adele with Beyoncé, If you have to dance while you sing, you are not a very good singer.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (V70Uh)

716 Los Lobos?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (oFCZn)

717 Am I bad person for wishing a blimp would fall on top of this horrible halftime show?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (A1Dcl)

718 Holy mother of god. I haven't seen those glazed over greens eyes since college, when that girl from UNC saw my dick. Could she be my daughter?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (0FSuD)

719 Bruno Mars is orders of magnitude better than the Madonna half time

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

720 Watching SB with my dad. Skipping halftime though. When was the last time the red hot chili peppers were relevant?

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 04:16 PM (8Z8Vp)

721 The Radio Shack ad was totally rad.

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (4+AaH)

722 Put the shirts on boys

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (0xqKe)

723 Hah I was right. Flea doesn't even have a shirt to take off

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (LI48c)

724 They are neither clean nor articulate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (6bMeY)

725 Who wants to bet the Broncos are *praying* for a power outage post-halftime show like last year??

There's gotta be an assistant coach or two skulking around the utility room with heavy gloves and a big pair of metal cutters by now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (HVI5a)

726 Let's all pray that Flea doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (DmNpO)

727
Bruno Mars a James Brown imitation without the style and flair!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (nQjHM)

728 I can hear, but not see, the halftime show. Music remind s me of my youth, like Duran Duran and Journey got together and had a retarded baby.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (ZshNr)

729 Wardrobe malfunction countdown: 10, 9, 8...

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (AO9UG)

730 Time for a ginourmous shit.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (vHRtU)

731 717 Am I bad person for wishing a blimp would fall on top of this horrible halftime show?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 08:16 PM (A1Dcl)


It's okay. Everyone down near the stage doesn't have a soul anyways. Look at their eyes.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (buZ/8)

732 Someone remind me. Who the fuck is this band?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

733 Who are the illegal aliens singing at half time?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 02, 2014 04:17 PM (RXQ2T)

734 Oh, great -- Drudge has a link that it was "Ace of Spades" brand heroin that Hoffman was enjoying at the time of his demise. 

Plus, half my tv channels froze up well over half an hour ago.  Including Fox.  Seems to be very widespread in LA. 

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (8lmkt)

735 702 Bruno Mars steals Morris Day and the Time dance moves. ______ WHAT TIME IS IT?!?

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (VyQBa)

736 Red Hot Chili Peppers last hit like, 15 years ago

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

737 flea rulz

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (3MNCs)

738 I know both home states of the football teams legalized pot, but do they have to put dirty fucking aged hippies on stage?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (A1Dcl)

739 So Tebow is apparently getting the last laugh. Karma is a bitch, John "Horse Face" Elway. A stone cold bitch.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (FbhLh)

740 Wish for a blimp that drops Jarts...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (qAHwE)

741 War on Women: eastern front

Posted by: feminasty at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (R6JT1)

742 Anthony Keedis or whatever his name is looks like he would make a good friend for Woody Allen.

Posted by: Adam at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (Aif/5)

743 717 Am I bad person for wishing a blimp would fall on top of this horrible halftime show? Call NORAD in for a strike. Save us.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

744 "Am I bad person for wishing a blimp would fall on top of this horrible halftime show? Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 08:16 PM (A1Dcl) " I was thinking along the lines of "The Sum of All Fears", the book.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (V70Uh)

745 Ha, I win my bet. 2 members of the chili peppers didn't wear a shirt

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (5fkya)

746 When does the Fonz show up ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 04:18 PM (XWw96)

747 The transition from wannabee James Brown to Brown Heroin was rather interesting.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (TKFmG)

748 Oh. Jumping.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (P6QsQ)

749
Where are the women?  Must be a fag show?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (nQjHM)

750 Okay, we've dispensed with the whole "wardrobe" part of the wardrobe malfunction, with the Chilis.

Clever move on the NFL's part, don't you think?

Although bare torsos and gold lame jackets on the same stage are a . . . how do you put this . . . a somewhat discordant visual.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (roTS7)

751 In honor of Philip Seymour Hoffman shouldn't chili peppers sing under the bridge.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (WdbF7)

752 Bruno Mars. Sounds like a name out of a Raymond Chandler novel.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (V70Uh)

753 Anthony Kiedis is holding up well for 51 and all of the drugs he's done. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (vBhbc)

754 The Fonz?  At this rate it will be Fonzi Bear...

Woka woka woka!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (qAHwE)

755 WTF is with all the jumping? Bruno is going to tire them out!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:19 PM (buZ/8)

756 Speaking of Flea. If you can find the movie Dudes (Penelope Spheeris film, with John Cryer) watch it.

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (4+AaH)

757 Hate to say it, but there is more coordination and talent with Bruno Mars then there is with the Chili Peppers.

I can see where Mars could have a following.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (w3OHe)

758 "Ha, I win my bet. 2 members of the chili peppers didn't wear a shirt Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 08:18 PM (5fkya) " Wrong two.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (V70Uh)

759 Great a shitty piano ballad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (6bMeY)

760 GWAR needs to do the Halftime Show...just walk out on stage and kill everyone up there.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (XZhdQ)

761 Which one is Janet Jackson?

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (AO9UG)

762 749 Where are the women? Must be a fag show? Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 08:19 PM (nQjHM) Clearly half of America is Black, just watch the ads.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

763 Oops, no gay soldiers...complaint time.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (uZ6Ul)

764 Plus, half my tv channels froze up well over half an hour ago. Including Fox. Seems to be very widespread in LA.

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 08:18 PM (8lmkt)

 

Hi Peaches.  The comments are way better than the game. You're not missing anything. And I really don't care who wins. Just wanted to see a good game.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (CNuph)

765 Oh man.  Even the People magazine twitter feed is trolling the Broncos. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:20 PM (Gk3SS)

766 And the Transformers series has officially jumped the shark

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 07:26 PM (Xkr8I)


Dinobots were in the second generation of the toys and the fourth or fifth issue of the original marvel comic. I'm kind of interested what they'll do with Buster Witwicky, who was the main human character in the comic series for most of its run, and how the dinobots get explained. In the original lore, the autobots' ship crashed millions of years ago and Grimlock and his buddies briefly woke up, copying the first big things they could find. Currently in the movies only Sentinel Prime (who was on the moon) has been here longer than the last decade, though the villain from the second movie had been here during the stone age.

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:21 PM (hO9ad)

767 Kitten Bowl. Cougars have better ball control than Broncos.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:21 PM (a5ljo)

768 763 Oops, no gay soldiers...complaint time.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 08:20 PM (uZ6Ul)


I know. They were all heteronormative.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:21 PM (buZ/8)

769  Yo, Peyton, Fuck it not Choke it!

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at February 02, 2014 04:21 PM (H+j7N)

770 Hey AlextheChick, perhaps we need to acquire a CL-415 loaded with water.  Fly over and do a water drop....

Then

Ghostshark on the loose!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:21 PM (qAHwE)

771 The Broncos are choking like David Carradine in a Thai whorehouse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (lr3d7)

772 When was the last good Halftime show? I mean honestly, I only think they do it as tradition.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (rIk1N)

773
Bruno Mars is sized like Ron Jeremey's cock!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (nQjHM)

774 So, does anyone think Payton will call it quits?  I thought he might if he would win.  Not looking likely.  Think he'd go out with a performance like this?

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (Dmq63)

775 Anyone notice the Ellen Degeneris ad? If any of those bears had been a male, she would have been repulsed and disgusted.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (V70Uh)

776 Game Stream. http://superbowl.foxsports.com/

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (6bMeY)

777 Is it over now ?

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (muyS6)

778 Who's the faggot with the tuba?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (kxSZr)

779 I don't have TV, so I can't watch the game. I cooked dinner instead. I tried a chicken and orange sauce recipe that I haven't tried before, and the results were underwhelming. It didn't help that the chicken was past the sell-by date. I figured that it might be OK since it was in the refrigerator and sealed in plastic, but it just tastes...off. The clincher was when my cat hopped up on the table, took a couple of nibbles, and walked away. I think I better throw it out.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 04:22 PM (sdi6R)

780 I will not be happy until AC/DC is rocking 'Thunderstruck' during a halftime at the SB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

781 Well that wasn't terrible, pretty low standards for a halftime.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (WdbF7)

782 Prince did a decent show.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (uZ6Ul)

783
How bad is this game?  Manning has a 43 QB rating, Wilson just 86 with 94 yards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (n0DEs)

784 Well, the NFL won't have to worry about unauthorized broadcast or duplication of that.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (XZhdQ)

785 You wingnuts must be seething with hate that there is a Phillipino Puerto Rican Jew on stage!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (9+w3c)

786 Bruno Mars does have a couple good songs. One about fapping that you Morons would appreciate. And another with Eminem.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (0xqKe)

787 Dedication to troops away from home has redeemed this halftime show for Bruno Mars Classy touch

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (aTXUx)

788 Janet Jackson once put on a good show.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (V70Uh)

789 When was the last good Halftime show? I like Up with Peephole's attitude.

Posted by: feminasty at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (R6JT1)

790 756 Speaking of Flea. If you can find the movie Dudes (Penelope Spheeris film, with John Cryer) watch it. Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 08:20 PM (4+AaH) That is one strange flick.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:23 PM (oFCZn)

791 Totally impressed with Bruno Mars. Other than those skanky chili pepper douches it would have ranked a 10.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (nFmZ1)

792 shirtless chili peppers day-o great halftime show

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (Fauor)

793 Cougars have better ball control than Broncos. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 08:21 PM (a5ljo) Yes, but all they play is Journey, Motley Cru and AC/DC while they complain about their ex-husbands.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (lr3d7)

794 Prince can still rock out. He's nailed more cougars than I have with my Jeep. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (hcHS/)

795 Juan Epstein was on stage?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (V70Uh)

796 785 It'd be kind of neat if he did anything well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (6bMeY)

797 Hey AlextheChick, perhaps we need to acquire a CL-415 loaded with water. Fly over and do a water drop....

Then

Ghostshark on the loose!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 08:21 PM (qAHwE)


I would watch the hell out of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (Gk3SS)

798 #775 Someone blew a golden opportunity for a pedobear cameo to really creep people out. Wow rerunning ads? The SuperBowl has been getting increasingly shitty the past 5 years.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (A1Dcl)

799 When was the last good Halftime show? I mean honestly, I only think they do it as tradition. **** In Living Color 1992

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (DmNpO)

800 You wingnuts must be seething with hate boredom that there is a Phillipino Puerto Rican Jew on stage! Fixed.

Posted by: Adam at February 02, 2014 04:24 PM (Aif/5)

801 Broncos: this is your brain on drugs! They MUST be stoned....

Posted by: Devan at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (5X32X)

802 To DiT and all the cobloggers who slaved away at the cheerleader pics. Thank you. .....bikini shots for the summer?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (RXQ2T)

803 And another with Eminem. Well, that would fix it right up.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (XZhdQ)

804 What are the odds of a comeback say on the historic levels? Was that the buffalos and the oilers?

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (5fkya)

805 Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when itÂ’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (aTXUx)

806 What a bore. Couldn't they field a real football team to play Seattle?

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (MhA4j)

807 774 So, does anyone think Payton will call it quits? I thought he might if he would win. Not looking likely. Think he'd go out with a performance like this? Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 08:22 PM (Dmq63) I think he's likely hanging himself in the locker room.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (oFCZn)

808
The best halftime show evah was Pee Wee Herman and the Hermanettes!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (nQjHM)

809 When was the last good Halftime show?

Prince 2007.

Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 04:25 PM (hO8IJ)

810 Is the GEICO lizard cheesesteak ad airing nationally? Or just local here in Philly?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:26 PM (a5ljo)

811 Pete Carroll has clearly made a deal with the devil

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

812 Darn the half time show must have sucked, the Fox guys are talking it up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD)

813 AlextheChick, do you get the feeling this image - http://tinyurl.com/l8rufy6 - will be a metaphor for this game?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (qAHwE)

814 Prince 2007. Posted by: HR at February 02, 2014 08:25 PM (hO8IJ) Lil' bit of Purple Rain tonight, with Bruno.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (Fauor)

815 harvin wasn't good enough for the vikings

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (H+j7N)

816 Wife reports that Ted Nugent is tweeting pics of the grand kids bowing groundhogs.
And one of them holding up a deceased one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (w3OHe)

817 There's a gotta be a joke about the Mannings and New York, but I'm too tired.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (uZ6Ul)

818 Final score: 34 to 13.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (AO9UG)

819 I see Peyton is keeping up the time-honored tradition of choking on the biggest stage. The first over-throw was bad. The decision not to eat it and throw a pick 6 instead was just gawd awful.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (6/+vz)

820 Yeah for President Obama and the Seahawks....

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 04:27 PM (d82hv)

821 Has Richard Sherman been a factor at all?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (a5ljo)

822 This Ricecake shit is raycissst. I'm pretty sure of it

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (0xqKe)

823 808 The best halftime show evah was Pee Wee Herman and the Hermanettes! Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 02, 2014 08:25 PM (nQjHM) I remember, and they gave out free hot chocolate!

Posted by: Wonkette at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (0FSuD)

824

Broncos: this is your brain on drugs! They MUST be stoned....

 

Funny. 

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (CNuph)

825 772 When was the last good Halftime show? I mean honestly, I only think they do it as tradition. I thought U2's show at the 2002 Super Bowl was really good with the dedication to 9-11 with "Where the Streets Have No Name" Trivia - that was the first actual live performance with no lip synching

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (aTXUx)

826 Scientology really?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (WdbF7)

827 In Living Color 1992 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 08:24 PM (DmNpO) Men On Football! 2 Snaps with a Twist!

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker Swills Bushmills And Wears Prada at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (GeVLX)

828 Meh, I liked the Halftime show minus the Red Hots. Way better than the garbage that's been out there since in recent memory.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:28 PM (bf+1U)

829 Are groundhogs good vittles?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (51dat)

830 811 Pete Carroll has clearly made a deal with the devil

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 08:26 PM (zOTsN)


Well the Broncos have John McCain rooting for them.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (buZ/8)

831 Chili Peppers. Way to dust that song off. Geesh. At least it wasn't Miley And Bieber.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (foVy/)

832 And there is Bon Jovi. How did the NFL not get Jersey guy and huge football fan Bon Jovi to do the halftime show? Dummies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (g1DWB)

833 So the game-winning play was falling on a bad snap?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (a5ljo)

834 No Doubt put n a good show several years ago.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (AO9UG)

835 I am right there with you, NDH. Thunderstruck would be perfect for the way the Broncos are feeling right now.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (FbhLh)

836 Are their pelts worth anything?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (51dat)

837 821 Has Richard Sherman been a factor at all?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 08:28 PM (a5ljo

 

A major factor of someone like Sherman is that QB's rarely throw to the receivers they are covering.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:29 PM (LI48c)

838 flea rulz Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 08:18 PM (3MNCs) diaper-less shirt-less

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (Fauor)

839 In Living Color 1992 **Hangs Head**

Posted by: Vernon Reid at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (XZhdQ)

840 805 Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when itÂ’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 08:25 PM (aTXUx)


I LOLd

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (Nk6GS)

841 That coke ad was offensive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (foVy/)

842 Men On Football! 2 Snaps with a Twist! *** You can run but you cannot hide from your true self... http://t.co/dWAro1bx6I

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (DmNpO)

843 >> Has Richard Sherman been a factor at all? Yup. Manning hasn't thrown the ball anywhere near him.

Posted by: Andy at February 02, 2014 04:30 PM (vGQV1)

844 ohhhhh, BonJovi AND VanHalen.  They could do the mash up think like Bruno Mars and Chili Peppers.  Living on a Prayer with Jump.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (Dmq63)

845 Looks like the orange will be crushed.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (xWgW3)

846 I didn't watch halftime, but I don't mind Bruno Mars. He's a far cry better than most of the dreck these days.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (VyQBa)

847 I have no words

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (Fauor)

848 Unreal

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (vHRtU)

849 For heaven's sake.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (MpP9p)

850 Yeah now its over.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (LI48c)

851 This is like Rape.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (XZhdQ)

852 Are groundhogs good vittles? Posted by: soothsayer ------------------ Depends on how hungry you are. I know of no one who has voluntarily eaten groundhog more than once, and they are plentiful hereabouts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

853 Gawd

Posted by: AE at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (+ft6G)

854 O my O my

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (P6QsQ)

855 He gone.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (8FyP4)

856 How did the vikings let this guy go?

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (5fkya)

857 Great comeback, Broncos!

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (0xqKe)

858 hahahahhahahahah.... Yea, the Broncos were Living On A Prayer. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:31 PM (g1DWB)

859 Fast Harvin is fast.  Wow.

Posted by: Jabari at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (eLSfW)

860 yup, harvin wasn't good enough for the vikings

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (H+j7N)

861 Oh my God this is the Hindenburg but with 900% more explosions and fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (oFCZn)

862 Poor lane discipline that.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (QupBk)

863 Plan D

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (e8kgV)

864 Oh my.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (a5ljo)

865 Denver blowing this game like a professional prostitute. This is NOT Superbowl level play.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (A1Dcl)

866 Really the story of Percy Harvin is just like the story of obama.

Posted by: traye at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (iL9QP)

867 Is the puppy bowl still on? It was more competitive than this mess....

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (pb1ij)

868 F in RAPING THE BRONCOS!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (buZ/8)

869 Looks like the orange will be crushed. Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2014 08:31 PM (xWgW3) horse whipped, even

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (Fauor)

870 In a way, that kickoff return was really the story of Obama. Manning-face all night. I friggin love it!

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (dxZgK)

871 Game over

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (muyS6)

872 Hello

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (9+w3c)

873 Hoozyer daddy!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (gaOtJ)

874
whoops.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (n0DEs)

875 Stick a fork in the Broncos, they are done.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (xWgW3)

876 Jeez. 90 yards? If it wasn't over before, it is now.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (VyQBa)

877 So. Is there anything else on tonight?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (nFmZ1)

878 This is brutal.

I love it.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (Nk6GS)

879 AlextheChick, do you get the feeling this image - http://tinyurl.com/l8rufy6 - will be a metaphor for this game?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 08:27 PM (qAHwE)


Well, I do now.



Humble suggestion to put up a new thread because scrolling on the comments is getting out of hand.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

880 Holy Shi'ite

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (rIk1N)

881 Well, at least Denver's defense gets to keep resting.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (bf+1U)

882 This is something. I don't know what, but it's something.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (P6QsQ)

883 Just put a fork in the Broncos already. Geez.

They're deader than Chris Christie's presidential hopes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:32 PM (HVI5a)

884 Denver fans must be crying in their bongs by now. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (vBhbc)

885 What'd they say? Peyton has come back from being behind by 28? heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (Fauor)

886 With a name like Percy, a boy either learns how to run or how to fight.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (XZhdQ)

887 This is unbelievable.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (0xqKe)

888 Denver needs a mile-high miracle.  Or maybe some people who, you know, tackle and block.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (zoKNz)

889 The Ron's came back after a 24 point deficit so . . . Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (aQtJI)

890 What an f'ing disaster Denver is, Yeesh!

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods: Semi-Pro Lurker at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (dVk8Y)

891 Denver may need to go back to the locker room and try a different speech

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (hO9ad)

892 It's still not over!The Broncos can win this!! The Black Knight

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (zqvg6)

893 Every second half advertiser just shit watching that runback

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (aTXUx)

894 Damn, 866. Beat me to it. Well, played, traye....well played.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (dxZgK)

895 Poor lane discipline that. ------- I know, they looked like the U of Alabama.

Posted by: Too Soon? at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (Aif/5)

896 Pixy is censoring me. Two 'oh shit' posts disappeared.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (9+w3c)

897 If you were an advertiser who bought time in the second half . . .

SUCKER!!!!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (roTS7)

898 Saw a report today that Fox was going to get a million dollar bonus if the Broncos won today. And you think you had a bad day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (g1DWB)

899
Seattle: Woody Allen

Denver:  Dylan Farrow


What?  too soon?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (n0DEs)

900 That was the quick way to get the ball in Denver's hands

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 04:33 PM (e8kgV)

901 Looks like Chopped and Cutthroat Kitchen is on Food Network...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (vHRtU)

902

Wife - Lifetime Bronco's fan - "Yeah, Seattle's unpacking the Superbowl hats right about now."

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (CNuph)

903 828 Meh, I liked the Halftime show minus the Red Hots. Way better than the garbage that's been out there since in recent memory. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 08:28 PM (bf+1U) ----------------------------- Agreed. If the cops had cleared out those silly-looking white boys jumping up and down on the stage, it would have been a great show.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (dfYL9)

904 I think the Broncos are all stoned on that legal weed

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (cGaCp)

905 Harvin wanted out of here because our QB sucks. He is a head case but talented.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (foVy/)

906 I haven't been following any of the two week Super Bowl build up, so I guess I missed the story about Kubiak going back to Denver to call the offensive plays.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (8FyP4)

907 Are their pelts worth anything? Posted by: soothsayer --------------- Not that I am aware of, but then, there isn't a strong market for pelts these days. Some groundhog hunting is done, but it's just for sport. That and the fact that farmers hate the little buggers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 04:34 PM (aDwsi)

908 UNLEASH THE RAPTORS!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (oFCZn)

909 Professional analysis: Denver must quit turning the ball over.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (bf+1U)

910 That coke ad was offensive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 08:30 PM (foVy/)

But clarifying. Coca-Cola doesn't want to sell to white people, as Pepsi doesn't want to sell to non-Obamacultists.

I'll be drinking more water, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (hO9ad)

911

Final score:

 

Seahawks  300

Broncos 0

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (puNd6)

912 Game over... Surprisingly I liked the Bruno Mars thing, The half-time show bar is so low that by comparison with most of them, this was decent. The guy has massive amounts of talent

Posted by: Tony253 at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (3yMFT)

913
Paging Don Meredith, paging Don Meredith.....please report to the Fox broadcast booth and begin warming up the pipes....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (nQjHM)

914 702 Bruno Mars steals Morris Day and the Time dance moves. ______ Monk marathon on ION tv. It's what I've been flipping back to.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (VyQBa)

915 911 Final score:

Seahawks 300
Broncos 0

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 08:35 PM (puNd6)


LOL

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (buZ/8)

916 Omaha?

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (AO9UG)

917 I denounce Colorado for every Moron or 'Ette here This has gone beyond embarrassing. This is humiliating.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:35 PM (0xqKe)

918 At least it wasn't Miley And Bieber. Miley IS Bieber.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (Bps3R)

919 AlextheChick, yep.  A 90 yard run back reinforces that image.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (qAHwE)

920 Pam Oliver looks like a tranny

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (foVy/)

921 Seahawks:  Frozen concentrated orange juice futures
Broncos:  Randolph and Mortimer Duke

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (hcHS/)

922 Denver. 2nd look at Tebow?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (bf+1U)

923 Yeah,when Harvin is healthy he is a special player.College teammate of Tim Tebow.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (zqvg6)

924 Rocky Mountain high-igh

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:36 PM (cGaCp)

925 Pam Oliver is no Pam Grier...

Posted by: Tony253 at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (3yMFT)

926 Peyton Manning is the Best QB in the game, too bad he is playing for the Seahawk's defense

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (rIk1N)

927 909 Professional analysis: Denver must quit turning the ball over. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 08:35 PM (bf+1U) Trash goes into the trashcan. Hmmm, makes sense. -Homer

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (9+w3c)

928 Manning is going to get one of his receivers killed he keeps this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (g1DWB)

929 This game blows. But good beer & I won the 1st quarter pool. Woo hoo!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (vBpzc)

930 At least it wasn't the over the top flash like when the Black Eyed Peas had their halftime show. 

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (LI48c)

931 Peyton's age is showing

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (WdbF7)

932 Downton Abbey rerun for me

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (zOTsN)

933 That sound you hear is television sets clicking off all over the country.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (jucos)

934 Fox needs to cut to Erin Andrews to broadcast the rest of this game. That would at least be fun to watch!

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (CNuph)

935 Fox going immediately from Erin Andrews to Pam Oliver .. that just ain't right

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (aTXUx)

936 Looks like Peyton's going with his 'floater' mechanic tonight.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (bf+1U)

937 Coke went full libtard when they got rid of Santa and turned the winter can series into save the polarsbears bullshit. Their new ad doesn't surprise me. Once a symbol of America they've become another one worlder sellout like Pepsi.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:37 PM (A1Dcl)

938 Prince on a very special "The New Girl." And Andre Braugher gives up the last shred of his dignity on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." I understand Andy Samberg gives every Seahawk 10 grand if they finish with 99 points.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (a5ljo)

939 So the Mob is holding Manning's family hostage to force not only the game but the spread?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (vHRtU)

940 Hush Horde ... the Fat Lady needs a little silence to tune up ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (6/+vz)

941 Denver:Trayvon Seattle: Zimmerman.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (E+uky)

942 Why most these commercials suck more than the Bronco's tonight?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (A1Dcl)

943 I posted thiz commercial the other day - it's funny

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:38 PM (VyQBa)

944 Downton Abbey rerun for me Posted by: thunderb ---------------------- Care to make odds on Bates causing severe injury to his wife's rapist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (aDwsi)

945 A few records are going to have to be broken for the Broncos to even come close to winning this, now. Or, broken legs, arms, fingers, skulls...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (Fauor)

946 941 No.Trayvon was winning,for a while.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (zqvg6)

947 Well, at least a bunch of kids in Zimbabwe will be getting a free crate of "World Champion Denver Broncos" shirts and hats.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (uZ6Ul)

948 Now, that's a super bowl commerical!

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (Dmq63)

949 I liked the dober wa wa

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (9+w3c)

950 Dog commericial. Redemption?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (0xqKe)

951 Tom Brady is laughing maniacally surrounded by green flames and writhing demons.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (AO9UG)

952 Okay Audi congrats, funniest thing so far.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (WdbF7)

953 Okay that dog ad was funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:39 PM (Gk3SS)

954 And proving again that defense wins games

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (DmNpO)

955 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 08:39 PM (Fauor) I was thinking the opening of The Last Boy Scout.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (rIk1N)

956 Manning desperately attempting to set new SB pic record Lovin this game

Posted by: Pike Place at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (tWQY1)

957 girls rule boys drool

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (3MNCs)

958 That Coca Cola ad pissed me off too. The Audi ad with the weird dog breed theme was funny tho. Still haven't seen any of the Budweiser ones

Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (nFmZ1)

959 944 Downton Abbey rerun for me

Posted by: thunderb
----------------------

Care to make odds on Bates causing severe injury to his wife's rapist?
-------------------------
Keep an eye out for Lady Violet's missing letter opener. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (hcHS/)

960 Oh yes. More Tebow. That one was funny

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (0xqKe)

961 I'll never forgive John Elway for how he dissed both Baltimore and the Colts.  Douchebag he is. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (jucos)

962 Tim Tebow rescuing puppies.  Um, am I going to hell?

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (Dmq63)

963 Tom Brady is laughing maniacally surrounded by green flames and writhing demons. *** Nope. He said he couldn't bear to watch the SB if he's not in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (DmNpO)

964 Go Seahawks!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (RZ8pf)

965 Yeah, that was definitely 24

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:40 PM (hO9ad)

966 "Carroll, you motherfucker, you made your point! Let them pull back!"

"Thank you, Mr. Bronco, I'll take it under advisement." [into headset]  "Hit it again."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (celt+)

967 Care to make odds on Bates causing severe injury to his wife's rapist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 08:39 PM (aDwsi)


Dead Man Walking.


*that's a guess, not a spoiler*

Posted by: Retread at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (cHwk5)

968 TEBOW!

*devilhorns*



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)

969
The broncos have the biggest leg in the game and they decide to kickoff short on purpose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (n0DEs)

970 Tebow is having the best Super Bowl of his career. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (vBhbc)

971 That dog ad for Audi was funny.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (CNuph)

972 I hope that Audi money was worth it Sarah. You just undid all the animal cruelty prevention work you've done.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (8FyP4)

973 Actually when I think about it, this SB game is far from over. Broncos could easily come back.

All they have to do is invent a time machine, go back in time...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (HVI5a)

974 ZOMG! Fox promoting gun violence by showing an unloaded gun being racked for a new 24 promo! /dumb move going to get squawked about by the other idiot media outlets in 3...2...1...

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (A1Dcl)

975 852 Are groundhogs good vittles? Posted by: soothsayer ------------------ Depends on how hungry you are. I know of no one who has voluntarily eaten groundhog more than once, and they are plentiful hereabouts. ======= I have voluntarily eaten groundhog twice. Like very greasy chicken, but not terrible.

Posted by: Ward at February 02, 2014 04:41 PM (Pv1gR)

976 Sweep the leg.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 04:42 PM (6bMeY)

977 I'll be drinking more water, I guess. RC!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 04:42 PM (vBpzc)

978 So with that ad, does Tebow officially win the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:42 PM (DmNpO)

979 963 Tom Brady is laughing maniacally surrounded by green flames and writhing demons. *** Nope. He said he couldn't bear to watch the SB if he's not in it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 08:40 PM (DmNpO) He doesn't need to be watching. He knows.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 04:42 PM (AO9UG)

980 All they have to do is invent a time machine, go back in time... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 08:41 PM (HVI5a) Dr. Archie Who?

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (rIk1N)

981 Keep an eye out for Lady Violet's missing letter opener. Posted by: Big Fat ---------------- Damn nice catch!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (aDwsi)

982 Unless Denver can score 30 they probably won't win.

Posted by: traye at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (iL9QP)

983 Last great run by a Bronco https://twitter.com/jaimestein/status/430149214085992448

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (aTXUx)

984 Did anyone else lose the game to a yellow screen?

Posted by: Paladin at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (QNGBw)

985 978 So with that ad, does Tebow officially win the Super Bowl? =============== I vote aye.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)

986 975 852 Are groundhogs good vittles? Posted by: soothsayer The young ones make a decent meal.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 04:43 PM (Bps3R)

987 Audi dog commercial FTW...

Posted by: Tony253 at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (3yMFT)

988 This Super Bowl Sponsored by Scientology Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 02, 2014 08:02 PM (MhA4j) ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Xenu at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (AymDN)

989 Best ad so far And Pam Oliver looks like the tranny hooker that Hugh Grant got busted with.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (foVy/)

990 Denver punter should go ahead and change into street clothes

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (uZ6Ul)

991 Professional analysis: Denver must quit turning the ball over. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 08:35 PM (bf+1U) And, throwing ducks. *quack

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (Fauor)

992 Odds that Denver will end up getting blanked tonight?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (doBIb)

993 The defense is damn good.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (buZ/8)

994 Why should I bother watching the Superbowl if the I've already seen half the commercials and the other half just irritate the piss out of me?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (bf+1U)

995 Did Denver bring in the Eagles offensive coach to come up with these calls.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (e8kgV)

996 A punt. You're serious?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (dxZgK)

997 It sucks for those with ad-slot buys in the second half.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:44 PM (Fauor)

998 One of the Bronco's running backs could yet still possibly score.

Posted by: Cicero Kid Channels 'The Last Boy Scout'. at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (Bps3R)

999 What were the odds on a shutout proposition bet?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (a5ljo)

1000 At this point, me thinks every bar in Denver wouldn't have a problem if their SB-carrying TV station suddenly had to switch to the Fox Movie of the Week, Heidi.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (HVI5a)

1001 Love is the most powerful weapon? Uh-huh.... Say didn't the crazy Korean dictator just off his girlfriend a few months ago?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (A1Dcl)

1002 Re: Axe ad

WW3 commencing in 10, 9, 8, ...

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (hO9ad)

1003 dear God.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 25 days until spring training at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (u8GsB)

1004 @975 Groundhog: good eating if you fix them right.
Not done often though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (xq1UY)

1005 If Sherman thought Crabtree was mediocre ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (6/+vz)

1006
Did anyone else lose the game to a yellow screen?

I just pissed on the tv.  sorry.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:45 PM (n0DEs)

1007 Professional analysis: Denver's gonna need at least four scores to get back in this game.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (bf+1U)

1008 What the fuck? Peace cologne? Really? Hippies smell

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (foVy/)

1009 Maybe the Broncos had seen that make love not war propaganda.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (KzNR3)

1010 Odds that Denver will end up getting blanked tonight? Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 08:44 PM (doBIb) One thing Peyton has been good at is baby steps down the field to AT LEAST get a field goal or two. Tonight, anybody's guess.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (Fauor)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (n0DEs)

1012 There's a poster for Illegal Formation.


http://bit.ly/LFhGy6


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (Gk3SS)

1013 I liked the yoghurt commercial.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (roTS7)

1014 wow, thats one chubby bear!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 02, 2014 04:46 PM (UOjzE)

1015 Evening all. Comments coming too Fast and Furious to keep up. But I had some chicken potstickers from Trader Joe's earlier. Damn good, like everything else they sell. The four bottles of wine for three people helped too. Now it's on to the Black Velvets.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (eQJwb)

1016 I liked the Big Bear 🐻🐻🐻

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (muyS6)

1017 Somebody get your ass to the barrell

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (0xqKe)

1018 Why should I bother watching the Superbowl if the I've already seen half the commercials and the other half just irritate the piss out of me? *** Happened to the mystery of releasing SB ads DURING the SB?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (DmNpO)

1019 I believe that was "Piece" cologne.

Posted by: Dr. Manbube at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (/QjPQ)

1020 Michael Douglas NOT eating a taco.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (Sycvw)

1021 There's a bunch of 1% there tonight  Guess they can afford it.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 04:47 PM (Dmq63)

1022 Denver Suicide Hotline phones overload, fail.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (vHRtU)

1023 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 08:45 PM (n0DEs)

Barrel

Say hello to Manning for us.

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (hO9ad)

1024 Time for Seahawks to pull their QB so he is in good shape for next season.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (puNd6)

1025 Surprised it took 1000 comments for the barrel to swallow someone...

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (VyQBa)

1026 LOL! New York Post ‏@nypost 2m Are you happy, Seahawks? (via @njdotcom) #SB48 http://t.co/8gluTr1ESr

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (DmNpO)

1027 Denver fans must be crying in their bongs by now. Should the Broncos lose, I'll bet that marijuana use in CO will increase dramatically.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (itCai)

1028 Ummm, why did tebow have clothes on?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (vBpzc)

1029
I'd go to the barrel but its filled with Broncos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (n0DEs)

1030 love chobani yogurt. great midnight snack substitute when you are trying to loose a couple.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (UOjzE)

1031 Time for Seahawks to pull their QB so he is in good shape for next season. *** NO! I need him to score!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (DmNpO)

1032 I like a lot of Bruno Mars' songs, but the sexually explicit "Locked Out Heaven" shouldn't have been on the halftime show with kids watching.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2014 04:48 PM (KL49F)

1033 My friendsh, Denver has nothing to fear from a Seattle defense!

Posted by: senator johnny mccain at February 02, 2014 04:49 PM (abZxN)

1034 Sad thing is, it's not like Seattle's offense is really lighting it up tonight.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2014 04:49 PM (bf+1U)

1035 Isn't the Sausage McMuffin made of groundhog meat?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 02, 2014 04:49 PM (a5ljo)

1036 >>love chobani yogurt. great midnight snack substitute when you are trying to loose a couple. Well then that bear picked the right food. That was one fat bear.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:49 PM (g1DWB)

1037 Anything good on the Lifetime Movie Network? Maybe a brave young environmental lawyer whose husband is beating her and she's falsely accused of his murder?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 04:49 PM (OrpEW)

1038 If you like your Superbowl shutout, you can keep your Superbowl shutout.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (9+w3c)

1039 Ugh. That second course of the meal is getting to me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (DmNpO)

1040 BREAKING... Obama to deliver inspiring speech to Denver Broncos players at half time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (oFCZn)

1041 Burgers are done.  Who wants one?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (o9Rp5)

1042 The coke ad is even more offensive for the fact that coke gets to act all smug  and PC when all it's really about is moving more cases of sugar water and fattening their bottom line. I've said it before--when capitalism  fuses with fuzzy diversity, we all lose....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (Usdw3)

1043 I'm just excited that the Texans drafted Jerry Ricecakes.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (8FyP4)

1044 @JeffFoxworthy I hate it when my team is not playing in the Superbowl. I bet Denver fans feel the same way.

Posted by: Retread at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (cHwk5)

1045 Isn't the Sausage McMuffin made of groundhog meat? It's all Weasel meat, really.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (RYEgt)

1046 Bebe is here? And L, elle? Neat.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 04:50 PM (eQJwb)

1047 1032 I like a lot of Bruno Mars' songs, but the sexually explicit "Locked Out Heaven" shouldn't have been on the halftime show with kids watching I'm surprised they didn't go with Miley and her foam-finger in her hoo-ha.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (Bps3R)

1048 1012 There's a poster for Illegal Formation. http://bit.ly/LFhGy6 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 08:46 PM (Gk3SS) Thank you! Now we just need one where he's lost his shirt.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (qFpRI)

1049 Since the Broncos treated Tim Tebow so badly, I'm kind of getting a kick out of this score.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (KL49F)

1050 physical is beating finesse

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (H+j7N)

1051 Oh, and FUCK RADIO SHACK. I'd damn well prefer to have the 80s RADIO SHACK back than another fucking piece of shit phone store.

Posted by: --- at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (MMC8r)

1052 Not a bad game, really.

Posted by: '85 Patriots and '92 Bills at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (uZ6Ul)

1053 When's the Super Bowl start?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (Fauor)

1054 1040 BREAKING... Obama to deliver inspiring speech to Denver Broncos players at half time. If Denver somehow comes back and wins, then in a way that's obama's story too.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (doBIb)

1055 Wouldn't it be funny if they pulled Manning and put in a second string QB?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (nFmZ1)

1056

Great  game. 

 

It's about  time the dreadlock players got  some  attention.  

 

 

Those plucky gamers.  

Posted by: CJ at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (jbdp1)

1057 That was one fat bear. They're the best kind.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 02, 2014 04:51 PM (RYEgt)

1058 I am shocked Denver is laying the biggest egg in a Super Bowl since Doug Williams laid the wood on an Elway Broncos team. This was Peyton's year... until now.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 04:52 PM (sOtz/)

1059 Hi DC I owe you a couple drinks. You thirsty?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:52 PM (0xqKe)

1060 You know, I'm not actually watching the game.  I'm just reading comments and updates from this thread and a similar one on 4chan.  Just based on that, I have spent the last ten minutes laughing so hard that I nearly lost consciousness.  This may make me a very evil man, but I am very happy and overcome with schadenfreude at the historical humiliation of an NFL team.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at February 02, 2014 04:52 PM (qJPSp)

1061 Can't go wrong with Pavarotti.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:53 PM (g1DWB)

1062 Yeah, the Broncos could use Tebow right now.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 04:53 PM (sOtz/)

1063 For you people loving the Tebow. He is a great guy. A good QB he is not. Had 2 more chances since Denver and was found wanting.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 04:53 PM (puNd6)

1064 1041 Burgers are done. Who wants one? No thanks. We filled up on Kaboom! Cereal before the game.

Posted by: Denver Broncos. at February 02, 2014 04:53 PM (Bps3R)

1065 Great Matrix KIA commercial

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 04:53 PM (e8kgV)

1066 Haven't the Broncos been watching my Patriots and their finesse-ass offense get their ass kicked over the last few years by physical defenses?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 04:54 PM (dxZgK)

1067 Has there ever been a Super Bowl where one team is held scoreless the entire game?

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:54 PM (vBhbc)

1068 "The coke ad is even more offensive for the fact that coke gets to act all smug and PC when all it's really about is moving more cases of sugar water and fattening their bottom line."

Well, boycott their shit. It's bad for you and for the country too. Double win.

I think it's been six years since I last voluntarily downed a Coca-Cola product. It was hot as blazes and I was assisting someone move, and that was THE only thing there was to drink. (Thanks, pal. When I move, I have *good* things for those who come help.)

I had forgotten how much I hate that gluey high fructose corn syrup residue on the palate. Blarrrrrgh.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2014 04:54 PM (gqT4g)

1069 Hey Elway. Why the long face?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:54 PM (RYEgt)

1070 NFL ‏@nfl 1m You don't tackle BeastMode by yourself. You invite your whole team and then ask him to stop running. Politely. #BeastModeShineMode

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:54 PM (DmNpO)

1071 Calling it.  Not Peytons fault when the O-line is bursting like a broken dam, though it will be made to be his fault. Afterall they built him up, gotta tear him down after this too.  Ratings and all to think about.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (zoKNz)

1072 LOL! New York Post ‏@nypost 2m Are you happy, Seahawks? (via @njdotcom) #SB48 http://t.co/8gluTr1ESr Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 08:48 PM (DmNpO) hilarious thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (Fauor)

1073 I missed most of the halftime show. Who was that little gay kid in the gold sparkly jacket up there with the Chili Peppers?

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (cGaCp)

1074 I bet the final score is ridiculously close.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (Usdw3)

1075
Peyton might get mvp, for Seattle.

And joe buck can't do math.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (n0DEs)

1076 For you people loving the Tebow. He is a great guy. A good QB he is not. Had 2 more chances since Denver and was found wanting. *** chances? You call that cluster in NJ a "chance"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (DmNpO)

1077 >>>I owe you a couple drinks. You thirsty? You do? Not sure why, but I'm not gonna question it. I am a little thirsty, whatcha drinking?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (eQJwb)

1078 for the love of god

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (Fauor)

1079 Maybe they're going with a Boehner strategy. We lose this one but next time, boy howdy!

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (E+uky)

1080 What's the score? XXiX to ... what?

Posted by: Emperor Nero The Zero at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (FcR7P)

1081 Hahahaha

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (RYEgt)

1082 Think about all those poor Denver bastards who dropped 10-15 grand on tickets, air, hotel, rental, etc.

Posted by: '85 Patriots and '92 Bills at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (uZ6Ul)

1083 Now what?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (P6QsQ)

1084 Holy Shit! This is unreal.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (g1DWB)

1085 Thank you! Now we just need one where he's lost his shirt. Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 02, 2014 08:51 PM (qFpRI)


You get glimpses of iliac crest when he's leaping in the hair band bits of that commercial.

Not that.  I rewound.   And looked.  Or anything.

SQUIRREL

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 04:55 PM (Gk3SS)

1086 In freaking believable

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (XWw96)

1087 Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 08:35 PM (0xqKe) Which makes it like nearly every other Super Bowl the Broncos have played in. Soooo glad I can't hear my dad or f-i-l screaming at their t.v.s right now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (GDulk)

1088 Stupid John Effing Elway. This is all your fault.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (0xqKe)

1089 Aaaaand Fox25 loses signal again.....

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (A1Dcl)

1090 Oh my God

He did that on purpose

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (cGaCp)

1091 and that's the way the game has been going.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (QupBk)

1092 Jesus...

Posted by: LurkingPoet at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (9RZfa)

1093 Motherfracking hell. Can't even get a break.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (rIk1N)

1094 1067 Has there ever been a Super Bowl where one team is held scoreless the entire game? Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 08:54 PM (vBhbc) Nope. Perhaps another historic first!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (9+w3c)

1095 Where's willow?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (/djtm)

1096 Holy crap, and it gets worse.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (vBhbc)

1097 So how many bookies are eying their window ledges...  you know the ones who took bets that Seattle would shutout Denver.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (qAHwE)

1098 What's for dinner ? TURN OVERS !

Posted by: Pike Place at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (tWQY1)

1099 Heh. My thoughts exactly, Aslan's Girl!

Posted by: Gem at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (zw+pb)

1100 1057 That was one fat bear. They're the best kind. Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 02, 2014 08:51 PM (RYEgt) Word.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (UAMVq)

1101 broncos is all hands

Posted by: how the game is played at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (R6JT1)

1102 Un ^

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (XWw96)

1103 Broncos came to fail

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (e8kgV)

1104 Bruce, stop talking and blow something up.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (doBIb)

1105 Broncos on the Obamacare hotline:

"Is chronic choking covered??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (HVI5a)

1106 1046 Bebe is here? And L, elle? Neat. Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 08:50 PM If I keep getting smacked for blogging at a party, not for long.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (vBpzc)

1107 "Gret game, right"....doh

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (uZ6Ul)

1108
Oh FFS.  I'm out.  Congrats Seahawks and their fans.

Oh well, there is always next year. (unless your a Bears fan).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (n0DEs)

1109 ...to the biggest blowout in Supe history

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 04:56 PM (Usdw3)

1110 I'd challenge that fumble call. Thomas' feet were clearly on the ground.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (8FyP4)

1111 Bruce Willis is gay? Who knew!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (vHRtU)

1112 >>>Has there ever been a Super Bowl where one team is held scoreless the entire game? No. Closest was the Ravens Giants game in aught one. Giants scored 7, giants offense scored zero.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (eQJwb)

1113 Maybe they're going with a Boehner strategy. Punting on 2nd and 1?

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (FcR7P)

1114 Finally a classy ad.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (A1Dcl)

1115 This is almost as bad as ObamaCare for Denver

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:57 PM (cGaCp)

1116 Hahahahahaha! Fumble!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (KArqF)

1117 Five seconds into this commercial, and I'm already crying.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (vBhbc)

1118 Yeah Budweiser !!!!! God Bless Our Troops !!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (muyS6)

1119 What is the ratio of D vs S fans here, anyway? How many of you guys thought Denver would win? Or even actually play?

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (VyQBa)

1120 When things go bad they really go bad. Even the commercials have not been inspiring

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (M/TDA)

1121 That was nice.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (P6QsQ)

1122 Hoist another Red Hook Ale

Posted by: Pike Place at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (tWQY1)

1123 Nice Bud commercial...but bad timing

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (uZ6Ul)

1124 #1111, watch the remake of the Day of the Jackal where he plays the assassin.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (A1Dcl)

1125 The Jets did not give Tebow a chance. Though he did lead the Jets in completion percentage that year: 6 for 8.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (sOtz/)

1126 Who's the head coach for the Broncos?

You gotta feel bad for the guy. He worked his hardest, got his team all the way to the SB... . and then this is how they repay him.

I imagine he'll announcement his "retirement" about 20 seconds after the game closes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (HVI5a)

1127 Chuck Nadd has a hot girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 04:58 PM (RYEgt)

1128 Got a kick out of that Bruce Willis commercial The Bud ad for the troops was nice

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (aTXUx)

1129 I didn't really have a dog in this game, but now I'm trying to decide if I should be cheering for a shutout?  A pity score would make this just a regular blowout...a complete shutout would at least be memorable.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (jCIoO)

1130 1124 #1111, watch the remake of the Day of the Jackal where he plays the assassin. Seen it.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (doBIb)

1131 am i watching the vikings in bronco uniforms?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (H+j7N)

1132 Gonna go drink a Budweiser. As soon as my allergies clear up and my eyes stop watering.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (CNuph)

1133 Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 08:56 PM (9+w3c) G-d knows the Broncos have a proud tradition of finding evermore embarrassing ways to lose Super Bowls.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (GDulk)

1134 This is when the thugs on the Broncos are going to realize they have nothing to lose

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 04:59 PM (cGaCp)

1135 How about a little love our way, courtesy Russell Wilson?

Posted by: Blue Eighty, West Virginia at February 02, 2014 05:00 PM (roTS7)

1136 Bruce Willis is gay? Who knew! Cybill Shepherd, Demi Moore, and that kid from The Sixth Sense.

Posted by: --- at February 02, 2014 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

1137 What is the ratio of D vs S fans here, anyway? How many of you guys thought Denver would win? Or even actually play? Posted by: shredded chi I predicted Seattle 44 - 0 at work on Friday.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at February 02, 2014 05:00 PM (MhA4j)

1138 I hate Pete Carroll.  Cheater.

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 05:00 PM (Dmq63)

1139 Who's the head coach for the Broncos? I dunno, there's some super fan down at those sidelines.

Posted by: Lombardi at February 02, 2014 05:00 PM (R6JT1)

1140 any one else having trouble with the comments? over 1000 -hamsters are straining. New th

Posted by: seamrog at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (KNd77)

1141 DC It was on the ONT one time. I mistook a dog for, well, I won't say so I don't sound like a racist idiot. You had a couple drinks on hand. So, I've got red wine and beer on hand. What are you drinking tonight?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (0xqKe)

1142 The curse of Wes Welker continues unabated.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (dxZgK)

1143 Got a kick out of that Bruce Willis commercial

"Good game, huh?"

Posted by: Bruce Willis at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (roTS7)

1144 1063 For you people loving the Tebow. He is a great guy. A good QB he is not. Had 2 more chances since Denver and was found wanting. Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 08:53 PM (puNd6) Yeah, but all those shirtless pics coming of him coming outta the sc training field are a helluva lot more fun than this game iykwimaittyd

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (vBpzc)

1145 >>>If I keep getting smacked for blogging at a party, not for long. You're not blogging, just talking to friends you've never met.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (eQJwb)

1146 Is it wrong to hope Carrol ends up abducted by aliens? Seriously, the man is going to be insufferable from now on in whatever he does.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (zoKNz)

1147 At least we're not the only embarrassment tonight!

Posted by: The BBC at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (abZxN)

1148 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 08:55 PM (Gk3SS) I noticed that as well. Oh yes. I did.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (qFpRI)

1149 There's a longshot of a chance Denver might lose this

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 02, 2014 05:01 PM (cGaCp)

1150 I must've been in the head - if someone has a link to the classy Bud ad, post it. Thanks

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (VyQBa)

1151 If Tebow was still the Denver QB, I'm sure  Denver would be winning this game.  Who among us disagrees?

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (puNd6)

1152 "Coach Fox, I'm afraid I bought those Protein Energy Bars at the Cannabis Store by mistake"

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (MhA4j)

1153 At this point, only Zuul could save Denver.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (qAHwE)

1154 o.m.g.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (Fauor)

1155 That's it folks.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (P6QsQ)

1156 oh man

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (DmNpO)

1157 One of the ESPN ex-players called the Percy Harvin (Go Gators!) kickoff return for TD.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (sOtz/)

1158 damn

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (rIk1N)

1159 Oh, why not. Again.

Posted by: seahawk fan for today at February 02, 2014 05:02 PM (HTSl8)

1160 Un.Real.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (QupBk)

1161 Yeah, this is not what the chamber of commerce had in mind...

Posted by: Omaha at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

1162 And Fox just goes to the credits...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (vHRtU)

1163 This is embarrassing.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (doBIb)

1164 And the humiliation knows no end

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (0xqKe)

1165 Pile on !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (XWw96)

1166 Stop this...please, please stop this...I'm out of alcohol and it's a school night...

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (pb1ij)

1167 Lol baby

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (dZGNV)

1168 Chumps paid $500k for those suites. /regret

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (Fauor)

1169 OK, a couple more scores and Seattle might have this thing wrapped up.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (8FyP4)

1170 kearse-s

Posted by: wicked witch of the west(broncos fan) at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (H+j7N)

1171 OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA HUT HUT

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (9+w3c)

1172 Dept of Accuracy: Your 44-0 might not be giving Seattle enough credit.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (zoKNz)

1173 Broncos did some nice square dancing moves on that TD. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (hcHS/)

1174 Give Brock Ossweiler A Chance!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (roTS7)

1175 The form of the Destroyer has been chosen.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (QupBk)

1176 If Tebow was still the Denver QB, I'm sure Denver would be winning this game. Who among us disagrees? *** I don't think even a Pro Bowl lineup could beat Seattle tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

1177 This is what was seen over on the Broncos' sideline.  http://tinyurl.com/mwf6fqo

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (vBhbc)

1178 Bwahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (Os+6p)

1179 Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 02, 2014 05:03 PM (oFCZn)

1180 Time for ONT?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (/djtm)

1181 1146-yeah, until they take away the MVP trophy from whoever because he facilitated something illegal.  I hate Pete Carroll

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (Dmq63)

1182 the best part is how fast this SB is going

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (51dat)

1183 Not a Chris Kluwe fan, but he had a funny tweet a few minutes ago:

"I feel like there should be an Elmer's Glue commercial at this point."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (HVI5a)

1184 Have they shown a video cutaway of Elway crying in his oats yet?

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (TKFmG)

1185 Good golly miss Molly, what a rout. Refunds for 4th quarter commercials?

Posted by: Fredlike at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (rF/yy)

1186 It's like Denver is missing several players on the field...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (vHRtU)

1187 Bob Dylan is actually intelligible.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (doBIb)

1188 More American than America?

These days that's a valid question.

Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (hO9ad)

1189 >>>DC It was on the ONT one time. I mistook a dog for, well, I won't say so I don't sound like a racist idiot. You had a couple drinks on hand. Hah! I remember that now...the black "student"? We drank all the wine, now it's Black Velvets. Yummy. Too bad there isn't a football game to watch.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (eQJwb)

1190 1151 If Tebow was still the Denver QB, I'm sure Denver would be winning this game. Who among us disagrees?

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 09:02 PM (puNd6)

 

Tebow doesn't play defense for Denver.  Which has really been a problem.  Manning hasn't been able to stay on the field, because it seems every time a rhythm starts there's a bad play and that's it.  But Denver's Defense has been letting Seattle dink and dunk down the field.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:04 PM (LI48c)

1191 Bob Dylan, for LaeceWigs!

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (RYEgt)

1192 OK, this game has attained the status of a train wreck. So  bad I just can't quit it.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (CNuph)

1193 Woo hoo. Move to Detroit!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (9+w3c)

1194 And Fox just goes to the credits...

Fuck.  Those fucking fuckers are three fucking hours long.  Because Superb Owl.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (roTS7)

1195 Where's the Budweiser puppy commercial damnit?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (nFmZ1)

1196 The way I see it, that last TD was actually a plus for Denver. They're just letting Seattle THINK they're winning

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (cGaCp)

1197 Countrysquire, that last one made me laugh. I can't believe this game.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (0xqKe)

1198 The greatest AFC playoff game ever!

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (dZGNV)

1199 This Detroit ad needs the guy getting violently mugged after his POS UAW car breaks down in a burnt out neighborhood to be realistic.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (A1Dcl)

1200 Dylan selling cars. I hate him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (foVy/)

1201 Just Bob being Bob....

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2014 05:05 PM (pb1ij)

1202 Is Sarah McLachlan getting ready to sing a number?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (Bps3R)

1203 Dylan did a "Buick 6" song once. Thought he was out of that business.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (xq1UY)

1204 Sorry, I will never buy another Chrysler product.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (QupBk)

1205 1111 Bruce Willis is gay? Who knew! He has a ginormous head. Gushie, Grimmy & I saw him at Disneyland

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (vBpzc)

1206 Especially given that the "American built" car is now by an Italian company moving all production overseas.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (A1Dcl)

1207 Holy SHIT. And out of nowhere comes....Bob Dylan for Chrysler!

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (Usdw3)

1208 Bob Dylan selling cars! Are the sixties dead?

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 05:06 PM (3MNCs)

1209 Someone check Revelations to see if such a massive Super Bowl rout is a Sign of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (qAHwE)

1210 The fat lady just dropped her mic and walked off

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (cGaCp)

1211 I thought Rape was against the Law.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (rIk1N)

1212 Pitchers and catchers report next week. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (hcHS/)

1213 I liked that Dylan ad.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (g1DWB)

1214 See, Bob had to wait for Pete Seeger to die before he sold out. See.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (xq1UY)

1215 I love Dylan, but wonder if anyone bothered to tell him that Chrysler is wholly owned by Fiat now?

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (8FyP4)

1216 Peyton Manning in They Shoot Broncos, Don't They?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (RYEgt)

1217 "The winter here's cold, and bitter, it chills us to the bone . . .

Because EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!"

Posted by: Sarah McLaughlin/Bob Dylan duet at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (roTS7)

1218

This  will put Peyton   Manning legacy talk  into  painful perspective.  A  great   quaterback  in an era of pro-quarterback rules who was great except for games that measured  true greatness.  

Posted by: CJ at February 02, 2014 05:07 PM (jbdp1)

1219 Shit, if we'd've known Super Bowls were this easy...

Posted by: The Seattle Seahawks at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (FcR7P)

1220 1171 OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA HUT HUT Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 09:03 PM (9+w3c) Obama's brother lives in a hut

Posted by: Twit of the year at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (LHgfw)

1221 Name of that company as of last week? FIATChrysler.
Nothin' more Americin' that thattin'.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (xq1UY)

1222 one aspect of denver's game plan has been kinda sound, no scores means no kickoffs means no runbacks by harvin, except for the 2nd half start

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (H+j7N)

1223 Fox needs to show Jimmie Johnson doing his happy dance for the next 3 minutes.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (TKFmG)

1224 Musta been those roller ball uniforms that gave em the magic

Posted by: Pike Place at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (tWQY1)

1225

Did someone dress out the Buccaneers in Denver colors?

(Accidentally posted this in the Obammy propaganda page. oooops)

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (jqHOY)

1226 1144 1063 For you people loving the Tebow. He is a great guy. A good QB he is not. Had 2 more chances since Denver and was found wanting. Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 08:53 PM (puNd6) And yet, he has only 1 fewer Denver playoff win than the magnificent Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (+d7v0)

1227 Over/Under every single coach on the Broncos loses their job?

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (zoKNz)

1228 Seattle's defence are flat out animals

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 05:08 PM (XWw96)

1229 This is like rape. Peyton Manning being raped by Ashley Judd.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (0xqKe)

1230 I don't care what you say, but that Dylan commercial was awesome. That was my number one so far

Posted by: oc joe at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (hqVUe)

1231 Now's the time for Denver to put in their pet retard/towel boy in for his moment of glory

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (cGaCp)

1232 1202 Is Sarah McLachlan getting ready to sing a number?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 09:06 PM (Bps3R)

 

She was in that Audi commercial.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (LI48c)

1233 The first play of the game foreshadowed all to come. Geez. Those guys play the whole season hoping to make it this far and then play like a bunch of 2nd team high schoolers. It can't be all nerves can it?

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (M/TDA)

1234 1111 Bruce Willis is gay? Who knew! Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 08:57 PM (vHRtU) He acted "gay" for a little (as one of his disguises) in The Jackal...

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (WlWt+)

1235 1213 I liked that Dylan ad. ============ I did too. I have no intention of buying the product, but I liked the ad.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (P6QsQ)

1236 It's perfect that Bob Dylan did a commercial during the Marijuana Bowl.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (vBhbc)

1237 When does the "mercy rule" kick in ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (e8kgV)

1238 There's a longshot of a chance Denver might lose this

Posted by: Karl Rove at February 02, 2014 09:01 PM (cGaCp)


I know! It looks bad, but Denver can straighten this all out by going out to the parking lot, signing 11 Mexicans who just happen to be standing around, and put them on the field! It can't not work!

Posted by: John Boehner, stratistician at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (hO9ad)

1239 Can the Seahawks beat the 48 over all on their own?

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (jCIoO)

1240 The Dylan ad would be fine if it weren't for bullshit cars by a bullshit company in a bullshit ruin of a city.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (A1Dcl)

1241 What time does Sherlock start?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:09 PM (KArqF)

1242 Seattle still hitting like it's a 3 point game...

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (pb1ij)

1243 Twitter has a nice #ThisGameSucks thing going.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (3r2wi)

1244 Over/Under : Elway pulls a Caradine in a Manhattan Hotel Room, tonight?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (RYEgt)

1245 10 pm eastern. In other words, not soon enough.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (qFpRI)

1246 If Denver goes scoreless, every player should forefeit a years pay

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (rIk1N)

1247 OMFG!! That was a pity flag to give Denver a scoring chance.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (qBtUE)

1248 I just cannot wait for NFL QBs on Facebook tomorrow,

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:10 PM (eQJwb)

1249 Drudge has an excellent picture of Peyton up.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (FcR7P)

1250 NO SKUNK! NO SKUNK!

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (QupBk)

1251 At least Tebow could run for some yardage. The people who said Peyton's legacy was safe appear to have been wrong. He looks bad.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (sOtz/)

1252 Finally!

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (doBIb)

1253 Damn it, there goes the shutout.

Posted by: seahawk fan for today at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (HTSl8)

1254 I am soooo disappointed in the Puppy Bowl.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (T1005)

1255 Chrysler comparing the quality of their cars to German makes is like comparing Thunderbird to Sauvignon Blanc

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (aTXUx)

1256 No shutout? Bookies everywhere praising Satan!

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:11 PM (zoKNz)

1257 Now, just 6 comsecutive onside kicks...

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (uZ6Ul)

1258 Mrs. AE is happy that the Broncos will feel better now.

Posted by: AE at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (+ft6G)

1259 Please notice that the Denver cheerleader(1st picture) has a terrible bumpy rash under her belly button. Another bad omen.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (M/TDA)

1260 "And yet, [Tebow] has only 1 fewer Denver playoff win than the magnificent Peyton Manning."

It is _inconceivable_ that my brilliant plan to win it all with Manning might fail!

Posted by: John Elway, channeling Vizzini The Sicilian at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (gqT4g)

1261 Going for the 30 point conversion .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (XWw96)

1262 Broncs are staging for the greatest come from behind story since Siegfried met Roy!

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (VyQBa)

1263 1228 Racist!

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (zqvg6)

1264 Zzzzzzzzzzz Ooooh a score by Denver! Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (foVy/)

1265 Wait. Fat lady sits back down.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:12 PM (sOtz/)

1266 Not. Enough. Would hate to be an advertiser in the fourth q. No eyes. Two million per minute down the drain, plus the production costs.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (tmFlQ)

1267 Touchdown Donkeys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (6bMeY)

1268 Comeback baby!...just like the 2012 election and waiting for the CST states results to come in...and look how well that turned out.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (pb1ij)

1269 Denver is roaring back; don't touch that dial!

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (3MNCs)

1270 >>>OMFG!! That was a pity flag to give Denver a scoring chance. Dude, if that wasn't pass interference, nothing is.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (eQJwb)

1271 Miracle comeback on the way. But this score is screwing up pools everywhere.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:13 PM (KArqF)

1272 You're on shaky ground there BlueFalcon. I've been to "your fair city."
You're safe; I'm not coming back.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (xq1UY)

1273 This Denver loss, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (tmFlQ)

1274 presumably it's onside kicks from here on out.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (QupBk)

1275 Did they beat the point spread.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (rIk1N)

1276 Yes NFL, you totes deserve your tax exemption...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (vHRtU)

1277 The Dylan ad would be fine if it weren't for bullshit cars by a bullshit company in a bullshit ruin of a city. Pitched by a bullshit anti-capitalist with the courage of his convictions of any other leftist.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (+d7v0)

1278 Denver has given up 55 & 42 in previous Super Bowls, so it could be worse, right? Right guys?

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (8FyP4)

1279 I just cannot wait for NFL QBs on Facebook tomorrow, Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 09:10 PM (eQJwb)


I want Romo to troll Tebow SO HARD.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (Gk3SS)

1280 Ed Henry ‏@edhenryTV 51s OK some Broncos fans sitting near me are going NUTS about the 2-point conversion. "YES! YES!" ummm ...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:14 PM (DmNpO)

1281 I want Romo to troll Tebow SO HARD. *** Eli!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:15 PM (DmNpO)

1282 I dare you.

Posted by: percy harvin at February 02, 2014 05:15 PM (H+j7N)

1283 "Chrysler comparing the quality of their cars to German makes is like comparing Thunderbird to Sauvignon Blanc "

You have to love an Italian-owned company desperately waving the Stars and Stripes to move their cheesy product.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2014 05:15 PM (gqT4g)

1284 #1272, Boston was very close to pulling a Detroit. If it weren't for the universities and hospitals it would be competing with Baltimore to the the Detroit of the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:15 PM (A1Dcl)

1285 1259 Please notice that the Denver cheerleader(1st picture) has a terrible bumpy rash under her belly button. Another bad omen. Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:12 PM (M/TDA) I DON'T CARE I'M GOING IN ANYWAY!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 05:15 PM (oFCZn)

1286 And let me put the rest of the words in that comment:


I want Romo to troll Peyton with only one more win than Tebow SO HARD.


This is what I get for posting sober. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 05:16 PM (Gk3SS)

1287 >>>I want Romo to troll Tebow SO HARD. I'm thinking Eli and Archie. Plus a great one liner from Wilson.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:16 PM (eQJwb)

1288 It's braille for "6 inches lower."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 02, 2014 05:16 PM (hcHS/)

1289 Local adds playing now.  Must mean the marketers pulled out.  Not surprised.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:16 PM (zoKNz)

1290 Well, I'm just watching for the commercials now and you guys. The comments are making me laugh.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:16 PM (0xqKe)

1291 1259 Please notice that the Denver cheerleader(1st picture) has a terrible bumpy rash under her belly button. Another bad omen. Posted by: Tuna +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Razor stubble.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (8FyP4)

1292 The way I see it, that last TD was actually a plus for Denver. They're just letting Seattle THINK they're winning Posted by: Karl Rove at February 02, 2014 09:05 PM (cGaCp) Don't believe the polls score.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (Fauor)

1293 AlextheChick, assuming Romo doesn't troll the wrong Manning.

Dack's thrombosis must really be desperate ...  offering itself as Tribute.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (qAHwE)

1294 And yet, he has only 1 fewer Denver playoff win than the magnificent Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 09:08 PM (+d7v0)

 

Ok. I give. If I had the money, I would buy the Broncos and hire Tebow as the QB. Is that good enough? sheesh.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (puNd6)

1295 OT the heroin that Philip Seymour Hoffman OD'd on was called Ace of Spades

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (foVy/)

1296 The Broncos should get a Nobel Peace Prize for this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:17 PM (Fauor)

1297 You have got to love the stupid. Bob Dylan telling us CHRYSLER , owned by an Italian company, is an American company. What he can't read? Are there that many people that don't know Chrysler is owned by Fiat?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (0FSuD)

1298 If Denver comes screaming back in the fourth, cities are gonna burn!
Bet on it...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (w0lJR)

1299 As someone who lives near Baltimore, I have to say Detroit sounds kinda nice.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (jqHOY)

1300 Just saw a Regence ad for WA state. I think the major companies are pulling out.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (QrhaP)

1301 Razor stubble. Nope. She got the belly herpes.

Posted by: Valtrex at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (R6JT1)

1302 Seattle still passing. Good.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (KArqF)

1303 Superbowls have turned into giant hyped events which let everyone down. The epic game and commercials just aren't delivered anymore. I blame network greed and the NFL's nanny management for ruining one of humanity's crowning achievements in live mass media entertainment.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:18 PM (A1Dcl)

1304 Yeah, I'm getting local commercials. Must be some stipulation in the contracts.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:19 PM (uZ6Ul)

1305 Razor stubble not yet Photoshopped. Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 09:17 PM (8FyP4)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:19 PM (Fauor)

1306 >>Bob Dylan telling us CHRYSLER , owned by an Italian company, is an American company. Did he say that? Cause yea, that would be stupid. I thought he just said the cars were made by Americans.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:19 PM (g1DWB)

1307 1300 Just saw a Regence ad for WA state. I think the major companies are pulling out. ========== Ya I'm getting Aaron Rodgers ads.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:19 PM (P6QsQ)

1308 Whelp I've seen enough.  Now the Bronco's are knocking eachother out.

Posted by: Mordart at February 02, 2014 05:19 PM (zoKNz)

1309 You know that Kia ad that played about 15 mins ago? That car, the K900, is $60k!!! What?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:20 PM (doBIb)

1310 Here kid, lemme spoil your dream by getting you started on sugar-acid water

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:20 PM (cGaCp)

1311 Thought things couldn't get any gheyer?
Think again, Butterfinger.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:20 PM (xq1UY)

1312 Did he say that? Cause yea, that would be stupid. I thought he just said the cars were made by Americans. Posted by: JackStraw +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So are Kias. Don't see them waving a flag...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (8FyP4)

1313 Chiggers

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (RYEgt)

1314 I'm getting Aaron Rodgers / ambulance chaser ads

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (KArqF)

1315 Butterfinger is dead to me for turning into a dirty double entendre.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (A1Dcl)

1316 >>>Nope. She got the belly herpes. Sorry about that, sweetie. (Not really)

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (eQJwb)

1317 EC the K900 is better built than what Dylan, or was that Cate Blanchett as Dylan, was peddling in that Chrysler commercial.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (qAHwE)

1318 Glad Betonline glitch prevented me from putting down $50 Seahawks +15 all fucking day.

Posted by: UWP at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (2hQRj)

1319 not ever eating a butterfinger. That was a creepy ad.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 05:21 PM (CNuph)

1320 A little Butterfinger/Reese's MMF Action?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:22 PM (RYEgt)

1321 Is TFG warmed up to go in for Peyton?

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:22 PM (9+w3c)

1322 There have been so many Superbowls that the numbers don't mean anything to me anymore. X since Superbowl 32 etc. They need to start putting the year on it instead.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:22 PM (QupBk)

1323 1309 You know that Kia ad that played about 15 mins ago? That car, the K900, is $60k!!! What? Posted by: EC ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Sat in one the other night. Looks like a Chinese knockoff an actual luxury car.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:22 PM (8FyP4)

1324 1291 Razor stubble? Not unless she used to be a he.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (M/TDA)

1325 1317 EC the K900 is better built than what Dylan, or was that Cate Blanchett as Dylan, was peddling in that Chrysler commercial. But a sixty thousand dollar Kia?!?! We shall see.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (doBIb)

1326 Ace trying to boost his hit count by flooding the country with dangerous drugs with his site name.

....and why in the hell is Seattle still throwing?

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (uZ6Ul)

1327 Ha, again.

Posted by: seahawk fan for today at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (HTSl8)

1328 Seahawk fans are probably starting to feel a bit guilty.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (Fauor)

1329 Seattle breaks 40.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (SpdpJ)

1330 Watch Joe Biden accidentally call the losing team tonight to congratulate them on winning the World Series.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (A1Dcl)

1331 Seahawks are just steamrolling

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (P6QsQ)

1332 Go for two!

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (sOtz/)

1333 Razor stubble.))) Sorry it's from my crew cut. Kinda like rug burns but different

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (8Z8Vp)

1334 1284 #1272, Boston was very close to pulling a Detroit. If it weren't for the universities and hospitals it would be competing with Baltimore to the the Detroit of the eastern seaboard. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 09:15 PM (A1Dcl) Fuck you cumdumpster. Baltimore is nothing like Detroit.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (+d7v0)

1335 I liked that Dylan ad too. But it's really nothing new. He did ads for Cadillac, Victoria's Secret and some financial institution before. And fuck Pete Seeger. Bob hasn't liked him since the old Stalinist tried to cut the power at the Newport Folk Festival when Dylan went electric...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (Usdw3)

1336 I think Denver is doing a performance art interpretation of the ObamaCare rollout

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (cGaCp)

1337 Who let that little kid on the field?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (KArqF)

1338 Another touchdown. Time for Peyton to have his mom come pick him up.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:23 PM (QrhaP)

1339 all ur nerve is ours

Posted by: seattle herpes simplex at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (R6JT1)

1340 I think this game royally fucked up the point spread and has made many bookies VERY HAPPY tonight.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (A1Dcl)

1341 1324 1291 Razor stubble? Not unless she used to be a he. Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:23 PM (M/TDA) Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: Lou Reed at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (UAMVq)

1342 Has some record of suckage been broken yet?

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (RJMhd)

1343
Hey Bronco fans, we only used the tip!

Posted by: Seattle Seahawks at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (nQjHM)

1344 1304 Yeah, I'm getting local commercials. Must be some stipulation in the contracts.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 09:19 PM (uZ6Ul

 

Those really start popping up after halftime.  I think most of the time I see at least one local commercial every other break during the second half.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (LI48c)

1345 Seattle could take a 20 min break and still win.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (doBIb)

1346 Geez. Thanks Aikman. This game is over. Ya think captain obvious

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (foVy/)

1347 >>So are Kias. Don't see them waving a flag... So are BMW and Mercedes. And they constantly talk about German quality. It's just commercial.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (g1DWB)

1348 I think Seattle wants to win to make President Obama happy and to support him.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 05:24 PM (d82hv)

1349 1309 You know that Kia ad that played about 15 mins ago? That car, the K900, is $60k!!! I've seen them on the showroom. Better build quality and interior than the top of the line Caddy, 425 hp under the hood Just as good as a Lexus for less $$

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (aTXUx)

1350 Good Microsoft ad.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (A1Dcl)

1351 1336 I think Denver is doing a performance art interpretation of the ObamaCare rollout Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 09:23 PM (cGaCp) ******** In many ways this game is also-- Obama's Story.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (RJMhd)

1352 1337 Who let that little kid on the field? Not sure, but that was a nice move. Then again, Denver is playing like a high school team

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (VyQBa)

1353 1324 1291 Razor stubble? Not unless she used to be a he. Eh, prolly just a little weed rash.

Posted by: rc at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (9juRt)

1354 1336 I think Denver is doing a performance art interpretation of the ObamaCare rollout

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 09:23 PM (cGaCp)

 

It has been a disaster for them from the start.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (LI48c)

1355 You this game could be a microcosm of Obama's America. The haves vs. the the have nots.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:25 PM (M/TDA)

1356 Seattle should swap their offensive and defensive players at this point.

Posted by: toby928© at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (QupBk)

1357 You'll catch a buzz just flying over Seattle tonight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (IXrOn)

1358 Run up the score, baby!   Nobody is above a good beatin' now and again.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (TKFmG)

1359 #RashTag

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (4yXb4)

1360 I'm not watching the game since I don't have TV. I've been following it via the comments. I just looked at the Dylan commercial on YouTube, and I have to wonder when it was made. For one thing, the song is 20 years old, and for another, he looks 20 years younger. Very odd.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (sdi6R)

1361 Please make it stop, horses have large genitalia.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (H+j7N)

1362 At some point, you've scored enough touchdowns.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (doBIb)

1363 So, the biggest idiot in the football world? NC State coach that told Wilson he couldn't play.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (0FSuD)

1364 Hard to believe that was Johnny "Leonard Hofstedter" Galecki in that last ad

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (aTXUx)

1365
I'll be going down on the MVP.

Posted by: Katie Couric at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (nQjHM)

1366 Fuck you cumdumpster. Baltimore is nothing like Detroit.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 09:23 PM (+d7v0)

 

Baltimore is actually worse.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (puNd6)

1367 There are still over ten minutes left!!!!

Posted by: Karl Rove, all red-faced and sweaty at February 02, 2014 05:26 PM (cGaCp)

1368 This game is so bad it has ended my love for the sport. Totally.

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (rIk1N)

1369 Razor stubble? Not unless she used to be a he. Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:23 PM (M/TDA) Or she's Italian.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (lr3d7)

1370 At this point I feel a bit embarrassed saying go Seahawks.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (RZ8pf)

1371 1365 I'll be going down on the MVP. Posted by: Katie Couric at February 02, 2014 09:26 PM (nQjHM) Me first.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (UAMVq)

1372 1364 Hard to believe that was Johnny "Leonard Hofstedter" Galecki in that last ad He was also Russ from Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (doBIb)

1373 Baltimore is actually worse. True. Detroit used to be great.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:27 PM (4yXb4)

1374 1367 There are still over ten minutes left!!!! Posted by: Karl Rove, all red-faced and sweaty at February 02, 2014 09:26 PM (cGaCp) Enough time for everyone in the room to butt fuck you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

1375 Ha!  I just read, "Not since the OJ Simpson chase has America been so disappointed by a slow white Bronco."

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (vBhbc)

1376 >>>Fuck you cumdumpster. Baltimore is nothing like Detroit. Wow. Way more aggro than your usual. I understand defending your hometown, and mine, but Bawlmer is a serious piece of shit town, when looked at objectively.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (eQJwb)

1377 1363 So, the biggest idiot in the football world? NC State coach that told Wilson he couldn't play. =============== Yep, and we picked him up.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (P6QsQ)

1378
Hey Seahawks, you didn't win that!

Posted by: Barack H. O'Buzzkill at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (nQjHM)

1379 Well well well. Horse face Elway is gonna own both of the biggest blowouts in Super Bowl history. Tim tebow says how's my ass taste?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (vBpzc)

1380 Uh oh. Sherman's hurt.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (KArqF)

1381 1367 There are still over ten minutes left!!!! Orca will save them.

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (8Z8Vp)

1382 Now,  this is how  Super  Bowls  were  played in my prime.  

Posted by: CJ at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (jbdp1)

1383 Ok lol @ Sherman.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (foVy/)

1384 Hell suit up Elway--it can't get any worse.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (RJMhd)

1385 That car, the K900, is $60k!!!

Very safe, though. Includes the "None shall sleep" option.
A little opera joke there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (xq1UY)

1386

A little Bronco's D and 5 TD's, Denver is rightback in this game!

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 05:28 PM (CNuph)

1387 How much hard liquor will be consumed by the Broncos tonight?

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (M/TDA)

1388 Just seen this on FB.

Picture of Peyton in his orange uniform with helmet off and captioned -

"Not since the OJ Simpson case has America been so disappointed in a slow white Bronco"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (qAHwE)

1389 Let's stop this before someone gets hurt and give everyone a respiration trophy.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (kxSZr)

1390 rickl, I agree...that Bob Dylan had to be CGI. He looked like that in the '60s. No way he hasn't aged in 50 years.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (uZ6Ul)

1391 movie villians r brits cause ....

Posted by: white people r.... at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (R6JT1)

1392 What is with all these car commercials???

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (QrhaP)

1393 I think the officiating has been a little biased.

And the Jaguar commerical was good too.  Second half commericals for the win!

Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (Dmq63)

1394 Andy Dalton could not have done any worse than Manning.

Posted by: Ohiovoter at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (ylljg)

1395 At some point, you've scored enough touchdowns. Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 09:26 PM (doBIb) Oh, nice!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:29 PM (IXrOn)

1396 #1334 Baltimore isn't Detroit. But I can't say the trajectory has been good since the steel and shipbuilding industries have taken a beating for several decades. Boston was following the same trend of decline until the tech boom saved its ass in the 1980s and has continued to boom with some new tech advancement each decade despite a legislature and city government hellbent on looting the place to the ground.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:30 PM (A1Dcl)

1397
At least a couple of Bronco's will be in the barrel on the way home. Ouch!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 05:30 PM (nQjHM)

1398 You know the fucking game is over when Joe Buck is thanking his retired producer, with 12 minutes left in the game. I expect them to start scrolling the names of all the staff in five minutes.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:30 PM (0FSuD)

1399 I know two people who were murdered in Baltimore.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:30 PM (sOtz/)

1400 Uncle Jesse not looking too bad either

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 05:30 PM (vBpzc)

1401 For a moment I thought I would be heading to my bunk; then those two nerds ruined the mood.

Posted by: Adam Smith at February 02, 2014 05:31 PM (3MNCs)

1402 11:23 remaining.  43 - 8.

This game eff ing sucks.

Posted by: John W. at February 02, 2014 05:31 PM (PVBzL)

1403 Sport writers won't have much to analyze. Denver sucked, Seattle didn't. The end.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:31 PM (M/TDA)

1404 Always wondered what it would be like when my Lions finally get to play in the Super Bowl. Now I know.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 02, 2014 05:31 PM (RRbuy)

1405 So, the biggest idiot in the football world? NC State coach that told Wilson he couldn't play. =============== Yep, and we picked him up. Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 09:28 PM (P6QsQ) Is that what happened? Wow. I thought, maybe, he just had better NFL opportunities at WI.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn)

1406 On the next Seahawks possession the Quarterback should just take out a sharpie marker, sign the ball and walk it over to Manning.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (S2RnE)

1407 1387 How much hard liquor will be consumed by the Broncos tonight? Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:29 PM (M/TDA) They all smoke dope. Obviously they started too early.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)

1408 >>And the Jaguar commerical was good too. Second half commericals for the win! Fun fact. Jaguar, like Land Rover, is owned by Tata Motors of India.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (g1DWB)

1409 Sport writers won't have much to analyze. Denver sucked, Seattle didn't. The end. Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:31 PM (M/TDA) ESPN will spend at least a week discussing Denver's suckitude.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (SpdpJ)

1410 What's the crowd cheering?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (A1Dcl)

1411 It can't be overstated that Fox was creaming themselves in the run up to the SB detailing how Eli have Peyton lessons on playing in MetLife stadium. Looks like he did a great job teaching him to play exactly like him.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (dxZgK)

1412

'Member  when the Broncos  did this all the   time in the Super   Bowl?

 

We're  bringing  it back, people. 

 

You're welcome.  

Posted by: John Elway at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (jbdp1)

1413 Maybe they can see Sherman's thug mouth shut while they are working on him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (foVy/)

1414 You didn't win that!

Posted by: SCOAMF at February 02, 2014 05:32 PM (IXrOn)

1415 People of Seattle should thank President Obama for helping them win

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 05:33 PM (d82hv)

1416 You know that Kia ad that played about 15 mins ago? That car, the K900, is $60k!!!

And the Maserati was $65k?  Hmmmm, let me think about this . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 05:33 PM (8lmkt)

1417 Baltimore is actually worse. Wow. Two for two in ignorance. Don't know shit about football, don't know shit about cities. Bet you voted for Obama too, asshole.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:33 PM (+d7v0)

1418 1375 Ha! I just read, "Not since the OJ Simpson chase has America been so disappointed by a slow white Bronco."

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 09:28 PM (vBhbc)

 

Threadwinner! And it only took 1375 attempts.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 05:33 PM (CNuph)

1419

 bebe's boobs destroy

 

I would rather be destroyed by your boobs than the Seahawks. But, whatever.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 05:33 PM (puNd6)

1420 So, a     Denver    touchdown, onside kick, touchdown, onside kick, and another touchdown in the next seven minutes, and we will have a game going.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (/i3Yt)

1421 It can't be overstated that Fox was creaming themselves in the run up to the SB detailing how Eli have Peyton lessons on playing in MetLife stadium. Looks like he did a great job teaching him to play exactly like him. Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (dxZgK) Or, Eli did a great job of punking his brother into not catching up in Super Bowl wins/rings.

Posted by: SCOAMF at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (IXrOn)

1422 Frank Deehan ‏@frankdeehan 3m @RichLowry In remote parts of the world, children are already running around with "Broncos Super Bowl Champions" t-shirts and hats

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (DmNpO)

1423
It takes a ball team to win the SuperBowl!

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (nQjHM)

1424 Maeserati always for the win.  Unless there is a Ferrari 308 for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (qAHwE)

1425 The story of The Denver Broncos is not unlike the story of Obama

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 05:34 PM (jucos)

1426 This ended up being exactly like their preseason game. Which all the experts said was meaningless.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (sOtz/)

1427 Congratulations, PGiS. Colorado can go get lit. Goodnight DC. I hope you have sex tonight.

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (0xqKe)

1428 Football  fever.  Catch  it.  Or  not. 

Posted by: sencj@aol.com at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (jbdp1)

1429 Ha! I just read, "Not since the OJ Simpson chase has America been so disappointed by a slow white Bronco." *** I laughed so hard I started coughing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (DmNpO)

1430 On the bright side, Manning will have to shell out tens of thousands in NJ taxes as a consolation prize.

Posted by: AE at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (+ft6G)

1431 Seattle going to get 50?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (A1Dcl)

1432 Peyton should consider retirement.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (WdbF7)

1433 1410 What's the crowd cheering? Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (A1Dcl) They are still selling beer in the Fourth Quarter?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

1434 And that, my friends, is that.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (KArqF)

1435 This things not over yet, dammit!!

Posted by: Karl Rove, all red-faced and sweaty at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (cGaCp)

1436 What is with all these car commercials??? They are attempts to get people to blow hefty wampum while the country is in an economic depression...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (itCai)

1437 >>Maeserati always for the win. Unless there is a Ferrari 308 for sale. Fiat owns both of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (g1DWB)

1438 Baltimore is the armpit of America.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 05:35 PM (51dat)

1439 So this is the ten most lopsided SuperBowls supposedly. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1037954-the- top-10-most-one-sided-super-bowls-in-nfl-history/page/11 Denver is in 4 out of 10 of those games.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (RJMhd)

1440 ESPN will spend at least a week discussing Denver's suckitude. Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (SpdpJ) It will be all about getting in Peyton's head. The pressures. His feelings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (IXrOn)

1441 I'm going to take a leap of faith here ... and choose to believe that the Bronc 'Ette is just hiding a stubborn Treasure Trail. Don't see an Adam's Apple ... but that jaw is suspiciously chiseled. I'd appreciate a ruling from AtC on this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (6/+vz)

1442 >>>1399 I know two people who were murdered in Baltimore. My high school biology teacher was killed two miles from my house a few days before Christmas in aught four. Guys got his wallet and shotgunned him anyway. Left a wife and two kids behind.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (eQJwb)

1443 Zzzzzxx worst Super Bowl eveh!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (foVy/)

1444 Scarlet just murdered the Coke ads.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (A1Dcl)

1445 I did too, NDH.  I wish I could take credit for it because it's perfect. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (vBhbc)

1446 Uh oh...I just saw this link in the open thread: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz2sDkW35Se

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (sdi6R)

1447
I'm out of here, and plan on dorking Dr. Jill before the game ends. 

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (nQjHM)

1448 T-Mobile Hamster Dance song commercial?

Mildly amusing, in an inside-joke sort of way.

Posted by: Sarah McLaughlin/Bob Dylan duet at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (roTS7)

1449 I thought this commercial got cancelled, oh they removed coke and pepsi

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (WdbF7)

1450 Uhh I just saw the SodaStream commercial wasn't that supposed to NOT air?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (oFCZn)

1451 Ah, the ScarJo commercial just played. They got rid of the Coke/Pepsi reference.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (SpdpJ)

1452 1431 Seattle going to get 50? Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 09:35 PM (A1Dcl) I'll take that bet. Anyone hear "Omaha" tonight? I didn't.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (0FSuD)

1453 1412 'Member when the Broncos did this all the time in the Super Bowl? Posted by: John Elway at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (jbdp1) ------------------------------- Ah, yes, those were the days!

Posted by: Margarita insufferable suffering Redskins fan at February 02, 2014 05:36 PM (dfYL9)

1454 Sodastream - NFL made them edit out ScarJo saying "sorry, Coke & Pepsi" for that one to air.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (VyQBa)

1455 So how does Sutherland's character have a gun in the UK anyway?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (A1Dcl)

1456 Jack Bauer is the bad guy right?  Because he's in London and he has a gun.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (LI48c)

1457 I want to see the new Dr. Who come out of that phone booth behind Kiefer in the 24 promo.

CultureShock!

Also, sockbegone!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (roTS7)

1458 Eww. Gail the Snail is in 24???

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (QrhaP)

1459 So, Denver Broncos and John Denver, alike? Yep, they both crashed and burned!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (m9V0o)

1460 T-Mobile Hamster Dance song commercial? Mildly amusing, in an inside-joke sort of way. Posted by: Sarah McLaughlin/Bob Dylan duet at February 02, 2014 09:36 PM (roTS7) I didn't think Hamster Dance. Instead, I remembered it from the Disney Robin Hood cartoon/movie.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:37 PM (SpdpJ)

1461 Did I mention that and Italian car company builds cars in America?

Posted by: Bob, I smoked too much dope, Dylan at February 02, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)

1462 Mannings ego is so damned big it will have to retire separately. Kids this is what happens when you hinge your whole team strategy on one GIANT ego!

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 05:38 PM (S2RnE)

1463 Anyone hear "Omaha" tonight?

I didn't.

I heard it on the Bronco's 2-point conversion.  But that's the only time.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:38 PM (roTS7)

1464 Detroit is like Baltimore, but they have better music.

Posted by: Boyd Crowder at February 02, 2014 05:38 PM (8FyP4)

1465 1452 1431 Seattle going to get 50?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 09:35 PM (A1Dcl)

I'll take that bet.

Anyone hear "Omaha" tonight?

I didn't.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 09:36 PM (0FSuD)

 

Nope because apparently the crowd decided they wanted to imitate Seattle and make as much noise during Denver's posessions as possible.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:38 PM (LI48c)

1466 So I wonder who will be in the Top 10 this week on comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:39 PM (qAHwE)

1467 I would rather be destroyed by your boobs than the Seahawks. But, whatever. Boobs followed by Whatever?! Whatever?! This may be a man card level violation.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 02, 2014 05:39 PM (vBpzc)

1468 >>>Goodnight DC. I hope you have sex tonight. Goodnight L. And I will be getting laid tonight. Cougar drank a bottle of merlot by herself earlier, so I'm in like Flynn.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:39 PM (eQJwb)

1469 @1442 My wife's uncle was stabbed and a girl I dated was beaten to death near Johns Hopkins.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:39 PM (sOtz/)

1470 1456 Jack Bauer is the bad guy right? Because he's in London and he has a gun. Ha. Word is he and Chloe are at odds in this mini season.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (dxZgK)

1471 Eww. Gail the Snail is in 24??? She's been in it since season 3.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (doBIb)

1472 I'd appreciate a ruling from AtC on this. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 09:36 PM (6/+vz)


I think I would need to do some personal investigation to confirm or deny.


SIGH.  The things I do for the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (Gk3SS)

1473 DC he was my teacher too. It's not any worse here than any other big rust belt city, and nowhere near as bad as Detroit where the cops don't even respond to 911 calls.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (+d7v0)

1474 Wow. Two for two in ignorance. Don't know shit about football, don't know shit about cities. Bet you voted for Obama too, asshole.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 09:33 PM (+d7v0)

 

Probably time for you to back away from the liquor.  What the hell is your problem?  Or problems?

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (puNd6)

1475 Hillary gave the Broncos a half time pep talk. At this point, what difference does it make!! Now go get 'em!

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (9+w3c)

1476 Either way Pete Carol is a dick

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (foVy/)

1477 1446 Uh oh...I just saw this link in the open thread:

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz2sDkW35Se

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 09:36 PM (sdi6R)


Some people can handle their Ace of Spades, some . . . er . . . come to think of it, pretty much nobody can really handle Ace of Spades.


Nor should they want to.  Eww, Ewok!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (roTS7)

1478 How do you fill up 10 minutes of time with the worst Super Bowl in all time? Talk about rain? Now, they are talking about the draft. Next? herba Life?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

1479 These announcers are already trying really hard to make this loss NOT Manning's fault.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 05:41 PM (S2RnE)

1480 OK, nobody go out of bounds for the rest of the 'game' please.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 05:41 PM (/i3Yt)

1481 1462 Mannings ego is so damned big it will have to retire separately. Kids this is what happens when you hinge your whole team strategy on one GIANT ego!

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 09:38 PM (S2RnE)

 

No offense but Manning deserves his ego.  You look at his numbers and they are pretty fucking amazing.  Its not like Brett Favre who after 2 Superbowl appearances didn't do shit for years and then plays the retirement or not game over and over.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:41 PM (LI48c)

1482 You know I should feel happier but I feel a bit sad for Denver.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)

1483 She's been in it since season 3. Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 09:40 PM (doBIb) I haven't watched 24 yet. She was making the same face she does for her character in always sunny in philadelphia.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:42 PM (QrhaP)

1484 Detroit is like Baltimore without the overpriced real estate.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:42 PM (4yXb4)

1485 Well, night morons.  Thanks for making this snoozefest bearable.

I hate Pete Carroll.


Posted by: DishofRed at February 02, 2014 05:42 PM (Dmq63)

1486 So this is the ten most lopsided SuperBowls supposedly.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1037954-the-

top-10-most-one-sided-super-bowls-in-nfl-history/page/11

Denver is in 4 out of 10 of those games.

that's what I was talking about upthread about if you've been a Broncos fan long enough, you've seen this kind of thing before.

Could be worse.  Could be a Chiefs fan.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (roTS7)

1487 1438 Baltimore is the armpit of America. Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 09:35 PM (51dat) Hey, MFers. We had a super bowl, otherwise we would win that bet.

Posted by: East Ruterford, NJ at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (0FSuD)

1488 1483 She's been in it since season 3. Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 09:40 PM (doBIb) I haven't watched 24 yet. She was making the same face she does for her character in always sunny in philadelphia. Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 09:42 PM (QrhaP) She's actually pretty good in it. I'm going to watch. I'm a big fan of the show.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (doBIb)

1489 will there be an ONT?

Posted by: Jose at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (zc/sw)

1490 Eli Manning looks like he should be raking leaves in front of a state hospital.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (8FyP4)

1491 So now it's all scrimmage to avoid getting hurt.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (vHRtU)

1492 Eli manning looks sad/angry.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:43 PM (QrhaP)

1493 The Seahawks have a punter?

Posted by: The Chicken at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (H+j7N)

1494 Good shot of the Denver line sharing a box of Kaboom on the sideline.

Posted by: Mose at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (FWSot)

1495 Detroit is like Baltimore, but they have a chance to win the American League Pennant.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (4yXb4)

1496 What was the line on this game. I forget.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (KArqF)

1497 I've said this before. My Seattle Seahawks are an above average football team. And they're a really young team. Really young. I am fairly confident that this ain't the last S**** B*** they'll be partaking in.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (E6k2U)

1498 Haha, they're bringing out the trophy!

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (doBIb)

1499 If this is the best Manning has, it's time to retire.

Posted by: boned to the bone at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (Ph479)

1500 Seahawks owner looks line Alf's Dad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (foVy/)

1501 Manning looks like Slingblade.

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 05:44 PM (4+AaH)

1502 All Denver has to do get a turnover, score a TD with a two point conversion, get the onside kick and then score another TD with yet another two point conversion..and then cause the kick off return guy to fumble, and the get a TD with another two point conversion...and then get another onside kick recovery score a TD with the extra two points...then intercept the first play after the next kick for a pick-six...they'll be actually up by two

There are over four minutes left. They can do this

Posted by: Karl Rove, all red-faced and sweaty at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (cGaCp)

1503 Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 09:41 PM (LI48c) Agreed, but he is not the only player on this team. Everyone seems to think he walks on water. When he is good, he is outstanding, but when he is bad (like tonight) it is everyone's fault except him.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (S2RnE)

1504 There was a period in the 80s and 90s where most of the SBs were like this one. Face it, we got spoiled over the last decade and were lucky to have some decent games.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (uZ6Ul)

1505 Well folks, the Olympics start in 4 days. We can finally focus our attention on who's going to win the figure skating medals. This Super Bowl stuff has been unwelcome distraction.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (M/TDA)

1506 I don't get where the the "Manning's big ego" thing is coming from. 

Everything I've heard is that he really is a mench, the same guy in the locker room and off the field as the one he portrays in his ads (more or less, anyway).

Besides, little brother Eli's got two rings to his one.  Peyton doesn't even have bragging rights in his own family let alone anywhere else.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (roTS7)

1507 The computer model that predicted a three point game was programmed by Michael Mann

Posted by: AE at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (+ft6G)

1508 What was the line on this game. I forget. I sense a great disturbance in the Force...as if a million bookies cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (m9V0o)

1509 You know things were not going to work out when in the first 12 seconds you were down 2 points.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:45 PM (0FSuD)

1510 >>>DC he was my teacher too. Really? I didn't know we shared an alma mater. He was a great fucking teacher. I still think about him.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (eQJwb)

1511 #1473, I think Baltimore has good bones to make a comeback if the port can become useful again or a few new industries set up shop. It has a good location too. The lack of places for people to work and have money to reinvest in the local economy is a big part of the city's problem. Unfortunately I think of effective government at the city level and impediments put up state government is going to continue to hold the city back.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (A1Dcl)

1512 1498 Haha, they're bringing out the trophy! Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 09:44 PM (doBIb) Everyone knows its over. Except for Karl Rove.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (QrhaP)

1513 1458 Eww. Gail the Snail is in 24??? "now you're just mashing it..."

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (RRbuy)

1514 It's time...

Posted by: Seattle's Third String at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (FcR7P)

1515 4 excruciating minutes left

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)

1516 Bronco's running out the clock.

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2014 05:46 PM (CNuph)

1517 How is Pixxy holding this all together?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:47 PM (4yXb4)

1518 The entire Broncos organization shit the bed on Manning.  Elway is an old hand at this kind of fail.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 05:47 PM (TKFmG)

1519 Manning ends as he began

Posted by: a shambles at February 02, 2014 05:47 PM (R6JT1)

1520 Me me me me me me me me me me me....

Posted by: The Fat Lady at February 02, 2014 05:47 PM (8ojdx)

1521 #1517, pudding, bodily fluids, lace wigs, and some leftovers from the cooking threads.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (A1Dcl)

1522 Denver padding those turnover stats.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (H+j7N)

1523 Can they forfeit now?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (0FSuD)

1524 Next? herba Life? Enzyte. (cue whistling tune here)

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (itCai)

1525 Probably time for you to back away from the liquor. What the hell is your problem? Or problems? Haven't touched a drop tonight. People like you, in this thread specifically you, are the problem. You blow your brain out your ass opining over things you know nothing about. If any of you internet warriors wants to get over your "oh, they made a TV show about murder set in Baltimore, it must be a horrible place" vapors and come by for a visit, I'd be happy to show you around.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (+d7v0)

1526 Is this a thread count record? Doesn't it usually blow up at 1200 or so?

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (4+AaH)

1527 Baltimore does have a certain quirky charm.  That being said there are many war zones here.  No worse, really, than any other major American city.  It has gotten better over the last decade.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (jucos)

1528 So who's going to be the MVP?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (P6QsQ)

1529 Agreed, but he is not the only player on this team. Everyone seems to think he walks on water. When he is good, he is outstanding, but when he is bad (like tonight) it is everyone's fault except him.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 02, 2014 09:45 PM (S2RnE)

 

I forgot that Manning is also responsible for his own pass protection,  and for the defense in getting Seattle's offense off the field.  Manning has not been good tonight, but he's had Seattle's D-Line in his face all night.  And I think Seattle has had only one punt.  That is not a recipe for success.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 05:48 PM (LI48c)

1530 This Super Bowl has been a Lemonysnickett's of a game....  for Denver.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (qAHwE)

1531 So, bottom line. You don't want to go to a super bowl with John Fox as your coach. 0-2

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (0FSuD)

1532 If Seattle quit scoring after the safety this would be a exciting drive.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (sOtz/)

1533 Wilson leaving the field.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (QrhaP)

1534 1501 Manning looks like Slingblade. Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 09:44 PM (4+AaH) ROFL!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (oFCZn)

1535 That guy holding the Lombardi trophy looks like the Grim Reaper. Maybe he handled Denver's playbook before the game.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (8FyP4)

1536 So who's going to be the MVP?
-
Based on Seattle scoring opportunities, it should be Manning

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (/i3Yt)

1537 As a Raiders fan, it was enjoyable watching the Bronco's get smashed. 5 Super Bowl losses. That's a new record right?

Posted by: CDR M at February 02, 2014 05:49 PM (LsJl8)

1538 1528. Russel Wilson

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (KArqF)

1539 It wasn't cold enough for Denver.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (IXrOn)

1540 Was that Peyton or Chelsea Manning playing tonight?

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (cGaCp)

1541 Shit, I forgot about the time zones. The game started hours ago!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (FcR7P)

1542 Really? I didn't know we shared an alma mater. Um...yea, you do. And we do.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (+d7v0)

1543 1528 So who's going to be the MVP? Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 09:48 PM (P6QsQ) Me, me, pick me! Did you see that pic of me?

Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (0FSuD)

1544 that's what I was talking about upthread about if you've been a Broncos fan long enough, you've seen this kind of thing before. Could be worse. Could be a Chiefs fan. Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 09:43 PM (roTS7) ********** Shit--I feel bad for them. ugh.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (RJMhd)

1545 Well the good news is on top of all of the rest of the retarded shit Seattle has inflicted on this country (Nirvana, Starbucks, Microsoft, et al) we get to hear those assholes crow for a year about being Super Bowl champs.

Yay, us.

/Bronco fan, bitter

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (roTS7)

1546 Heh. What did Oblahblah say in the Bill'o interview about these teams being so evenly matched?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 05:50 PM (Bps3R)

1547 Puppy ad is on.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (doBIb)

1548 'bout fricken time Bud

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (A1Dcl)

1549 It wasn't cold enough for Denver. Global Warming.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (4yXb4)

1550 His biggest strength is also his biggest weakness. Dude thinks too much - in my humble opinion.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (6/+vz)

1551 Awwwwwwww. Puppy ad.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (9+w3c)

1552 Drudge

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (6bMeY)

1553 1537 As a Raiders fan, it was enjoyable watching the Bronco's get smashed. 5 Super Bowl losses. That's a new record right?

Posted by: CDR M at February 02, 2014 09:49 PM (LsJl



YES! The Vikings are no longer tied for #1 in SB losses!

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (H+j7N)

1554 I thought maybe the guy and girl in the puppy ad would hook up.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (doBIb)

1555 Inner Harbor in Baltimore is pretty nice, but there's a cop every 10' to keep it safe for tourists.

Posted by: Icedog at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (uZ6Ul)

1556 Denver knows how I feel most nights.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (0FSuD)

1557 I really don't want Manning to end his career like this. That would be a shame.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (M/TDA)

1558 1537 As a Raiders fan, it was enjoyable watching the Bronco's get smashed. 5 Super Bowl losses. That's a new record right? Posted by: CDR M at February 02, 2014 09:49 PM (LsJl ******* Ooh--I'm such a nerd --someone look that up!

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:51 PM (RJMhd)

1559 ...the Denver line sharing a box of Kaboom on the sideline. I laughed so loud on reading this that I scared my stupid pet cockatiel.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 05:52 PM (itCai)

1560 The Bud commercial was in fact pretty cute, in a good way.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:52 PM (roTS7)

1561 1546 Heh. What did Oblahblah say in the Bill'o interview about these teams being so evenly matched? Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 02, 2014 09:50 PM (Bps3R) Won't predict the winner, but it will be 24-21.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2014 05:52 PM (9+w3c)

1562 Okay, now that Go Daddy commercial was funny. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 05:52 PM (vBhbc)

1563 This is like Waiting for Godot

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 05:52 PM (/i3Yt)

1564 Matt Drudge nails it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (6bMeY)

1565 FINALLY My Yellow Lab and the Clydesdale !!!!! Yeah Labradors and Clydesdales !!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (muyS6)

1566 OK, Budweiser just won the commercial battle.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (8FyP4)

1567 We're #2! We're #2! We're #2!

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (H+j7N)

1568 #1559, Kaboom Kids never make it to the Superbowl. Except for maybe the guys which clean the porta-toilets in the parking lot after the game.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (A1Dcl)

1569 Peyton Manning for the Most Valuable Seahawks player

Posted by: Holger at February 02, 2014 05:53 PM (rIk1N)

1570 >>>Um...yea, you do. And we do. Yeah. About three seconds after I hit post, I remembered. Sorry. I drink. Tonight, I drink heavily.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (eQJwb)

1571 1541 Shit, I forgot about the time zones. The game started hours ago! Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 09:50 PM (FcR7P) Think about it somewhere it hasn't started yet!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (oFCZn)

1572 1555 Inner Harbor in Baltimore is pretty nice, but there's a cop every 10' to keep it safe for tourists. The police station is right around the corner.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (doBIb)

1573 Yeh, poor Hillary is just picked on so much .. Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton ItÂ’s so much more fun to watch FOX when itÂ’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl http://tinyurl.com/msl4hoo

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (aTXUx)

1574

hey     Paranoidgirlinseattle!

 

 

Cheers!...and *clink*

Posted by: concrete girl at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (LhAqq)

1575 1569 Sad but true

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (M/TDA)

1576

I had a coworker get killed in Baltimore. He lived downtown, in the yuppie part of town, and he was walking home from a local bar. Found the next day, robbed and shot dead.

What will prevent Baltimore from coming back is the fact that it is a one-party town in a one party state, and that is the party of eternal failure. There is no sensibility or logic in any politicians in this area.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (jqHOY)

1577 I thought maybe the guy and girl in the puppy ad would hook up.


Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 09:51 PM (doBIb)


I thought that's where they were going with it too.   Which would have made it super duper cute.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at February 02, 2014 05:54 PM (Gk3SS)

1578 Seattle should just let Denver have one more touchdown.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:55 PM (doBIb)

1579 I blame global warming

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 05:55 PM (cGaCp)

1580 1564 Matt Drudge nails it. Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:53 PM (6bMeY) ****** omg Drudge has an evil streak. The only thing worse would be to caption that picture with: OMAHA!

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 05:55 PM (RJMhd)

1581 Game finished in less than 3 1/2 hours. Pretty remarkable.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:55 PM (SpdpJ)

1582 Gosh, I hope that meanie Sherman doesn't have anything mean to say.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (g1DWB)

1583 1576, I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (V70Uh)

1584 That Gatorade dump was an inside job. Did you know that not a single Jew got wet? Not one.

Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (4yXb4)

1585 Exciting Game this year?

Hope the teams got some competitive inspiration from The One.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (80R0X)

1586 1582 Gosh, I hope that meanie Sherman doesn't have anything mean to say. LOB!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (doBIb)

1587 Gosh, I hope that meanie Sherman doesn't have anything mean to say.

I believe he was quoted leaving the field saying "Ow, my ankle!"

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 05:56 PM (roTS7)

1588 1581 Game finished in less than 3 1/2 hours. Pretty remarkable. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Game was finished about an hour in...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (8FyP4)

1589 Turned off sound, and looks like game is over? What no OT?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (0FSuD)

1590 Look on the bright side. The anarchists in Seattle will probably take the opportunity to riot again.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (A1Dcl)

1591 money was left in the table

Posted by: baseball ad sales at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (R6JT1)

1592 Game was finished about an hour in... Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 09:57 PM (8FyP4) True, true.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (SpdpJ)

1593 Oh, and I would still fuck the green eyes bronco's cheerleader.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (0FSuD)

1594 Riots in Denver?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (doBIb)

1595 Confetti cannons must have been right next to the microphones...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 05:57 PM (8FyP4)

1596 People are lighting off fireworks all around my house...

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 05:58 PM (QrhaP)

1597 1590 Look on the bright side. The anarchists in Seattle will probably take the opportunity to riot again. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 09:57 PM (A1Dcl) Free coffee at Starbucks???

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 05:58 PM (0FSuD)

1598 I really don't want Manning to end his career like this. That would be a shame. Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:51 PM (M/TDA) Yeah. This really could have been his last chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 05:58 PM (IXrOn)

1599 Fireworks going off in my town. You can hear the cheers. Wow.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 05:59 PM (E6k2U)

1600 1600

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 05:59 PM (vHRtU)

1601 Without Manning, this would have been a close game

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 05:59 PM (/i3Yt)

1602 Well, my night wasn't so bad I guess. Just got a tweet of mine favorited by Rob Schneider.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 05:59 PM (HVI5a)

1603 PETA is all over Joe Namath for the fur coat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 05:59 PM (6bMeY)

1604 So, what's the final score?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (ejB0r)

1605 He just doesn't know it yet.

Posted by: Zombie Manning Career at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (H+j7N)

1606 just a game... night all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (IXrOn)

1607 43   -   8

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (/i3Yt)

1608 Floyd Mayweather....bwaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (dxZgK)

1609 1600th

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (g4TxM)

1610 PETA is all over Joe Namath for the fur coat.

'Like a cheap suit' you might even say.

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (roTS7)

1611 >>Well, my night wasn't so bad I guess. Just got a tweet of mine favorited by Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider is owned by Fiat so ...

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (g1DWB)

1612 1599 Fireworks going off in my town. You can hear the cheers. Wow. Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 09:59 PM (E6k2U) I can hear horns and cheers. Pretty crazy.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 06:00 PM (QrhaP)

1613 Some kid tweeted that Phil Seymour Hoffman thought Denver was having a worse day.

Posted by: Madamex at February 02, 2014 06:01 PM (+1xDf)

1614 Wow. Just wow. I confess I am slightly teary eyed that the Seahawks finally won a super bowl.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 06:01 PM (RZ8pf)

1615 1593 ... Depending on further review, "she" just might fuck you. That "rash" is suspicious. I'm waiting on AtC's report.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 06:01 PM (6/+vz)

1616 Yes! New Super Bowl record for completions! Suck it, Denver!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 02, 2014 06:01 PM (FcR7P)

1617 Sherlock time, mofos!

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 02, 2014 06:01 PM (qFpRI)

1618 If any of you internet warriors wants to get over your "oh, they made a TV show about murder set in Baltimore, it must be a horrible place" vapors and come by for a visit, I'd be happy to show you around.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 09:48 PM (+d7v0)

 

I don't know why you picked me out to be the object of your hate. Look, I don't mind. I can take it.   FYI, never been  East of the Mississippi  and never plan to be. Enjoy your city, not my problem.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:02 PM (puNd6)

1619 Baltimore is the armpit of America.

Seen Bridgeport lately?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 02, 2014 06:02 PM (53cD3)

1620 Baltimore is America's asshole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (6bMeY)

1621 #1619, Bradford, CT I think might be the worst.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (A1Dcl)

1622 1598 I really don't want Manning to end his career like this. That would be a shame.
Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:51 PM (M/TDA)

Yeah. This really could have been his last chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2014 09:58 PM (IXrOn

 

He was done after his neck surgery and after sitting out a year too.

 

In fact I remember a few years before that declaring that Manning was having a horrible season and he was done.  I looked at his stats, and compared to the year before, which was one of his "best" he had more yards about the same number of touchdowns and about the same number of interceptions.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (LI48c)

1623 m coming back is the fact that it is a one-party town in a one party state, and that is the party of eternal failure. There is no sensibility or logic in any politicians in this area. This, unfortunately, is likely right. Gotta go home now. Sometimes I get a little cranky at gratuitous slams on my home town. It's really a nice place.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (+d7v0)

1624 The comments stopped. I guess everyone had to go take a leak...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (8FyP4)

1625 That Pete Carroll GatorAde shower came right after kickoff

Posted by: Albie Damned at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (cGaCp)

1626 Did you know that not a single Jew got wet? Not one. Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 02, 2014 09:56 PM (4yXb4 The owners are in the boxes.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:03 PM (0FSuD)

1627 Haha, the cow ad is hilarious.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (doBIb)

1628 Wow A nail-biter right up to the end. Then the Seahawks score five touchdowns in the last fifteen seconds.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (AO9UG)

1629 DC?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (ejB0r)

1630 Baltimore is America's asshole.

Sorry, Stockton, CA, has that honor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (wSrLR)

1631 The Game Sucked.

The Commercials Sucked.

The SCOMF Sucks.

25 Days till pitchers and catchers.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (Xkr8I)

1632 Hey! Denver! Need a new QB?

Posted by: Brett Favre at February 02, 2014 06:04 PM (rIk1N)

1633 Well, that was a joke. I left my sisters place at the end of the third quarter. She is a great cook and her cats are entertaining which is a good thing because the SB was a dull affair. I figured Seattle would win (defense wins championships) but damn, Denver just folded. Halftime show wasnt terrible but I never hear of Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers best days were late 80s - early 90s.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 02, 2014 06:05 PM (CxrQ0)

1634 Holy shit, that Kevin Costner film is a BLATANT ripoff of Taken.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:05 PM (A1Dcl)

1635 Fireworks going off in my town. ---------------------------- If it were anywhere but Seattle, I would guess that those are not 'fireworks', but..., maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:05 PM (aDwsi)

1636 Kevin Costner gotta eat.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:05 PM (doBIb)

1637 Water World 2 starring JarJar Binks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 06:06 PM (6bMeY)

1638 @1631 25 Days till pitchers and catchers. Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2014 10:04 PM (Xkr8I) Go down to Greenwich Village they have pitchers and catchers every night.

Posted by: Barney at February 02, 2014 06:06 PM (0FSuD)

1639 https://archive.org/details/SuperBowlShuffle

Posted by: Zombie Sweetness at February 02, 2014 06:06 PM (Bps3R)

1640 And so, the Legion of Boom has met the Legion of Choom.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2014 06:06 PM (xq1UY)

1641 Headline on the Denver Post's website: SEASICK

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (SpdpJ)

1642 You mean Kevin's new movie Three Days to Dance Like a Jackal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (qAHwE)

1643
Ooops came back early.  No ONT?

Congratulations to the Colorado Avalanche, 3 in a row! 



how much did mayweather bet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (n0DEs)

1644 1634 Holy shit, that Kevin Costner film is a BLATANT ripoff of Taken.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 10:05 PM (A1Dcl)

 

Nah.  This is:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiHDJ19A3dk

 

Liam Neeson - Non-Stop.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (LI48c)

1645 No lube used.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (AO9UG)

1646 Yep Three Days to Dance looks like a blatant ripoff of the premise of the Taken series.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (A1Dcl)

1647 Denver: Hiroshima Seattle: Paul Tibbets

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

1648 PGiS, NWconservative - our team done good. Super Bowl champs. For realz. So happy for Russell, Marshawn, Sherman and all others. Russell - same class of drafted QB's as Luck and RGIII. Now he's got the Lombardi trophy. Good things come in smaller packages!

Posted by: dwagyak at February 02, 2014 06:07 PM (E6k2U)

1649 Just looked this up ... "Omaha" hails from Latin roots Oma (o MAH) and His (HEEZ), which translates roughly to GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO THE OTHER TEAM, REPEATEDLY. Wow. The More You Know ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 06:08 PM (6/+vz)

1650 In many ways, Denver is the story of Obama.

Posted by: --- at February 02, 2014 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

1651 All I saw was the Budweiser commercial. Never can see a welcome home to one of our great military without tears. Thank you all who have served. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky survived 2014 Polar Vortex at February 02, 2014 06:08 PM (baL2B)

1652 What is with those silver"Michlen Man" coats the Seahawks help are wearing?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (0FSuD)

1653 I think Fox has forgotten that if you want people to watch your planned post-game shows you make the post game trophy award happen quickly and keep it short.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (LI48c)

1654 Woohoo! I took Denver and hit it big. Fortunately, I found someone willing to give me 38 points.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (8FyP4)

1655 Well, that was quite a Super Bowl.

I think my favorite part was when the Seahawks dropped the Bronco's running back into the volcano.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (HVI5a)

1656 Kevin Costner was just in the new Jack Ryan movie wher he was a CIA guy. I thought this was a trailer for it.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (doBIb)

1657 >>Good things come in smaller packages! You may be the first woman in all of women to say that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (g1DWB)

1658 In Hollywood Serbians are terrorists. In the real world our allies the Albanians attack us repeatedly. Cf Fort Dix.

Posted by: Beagle at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (sOtz/)

1659 Andy Levy's tweet, too good not to re-post:

peyton manning with the worst performance by a white bronco since ojÂ’s

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:09 PM (roTS7)

1660 Unless Colorado is forced to import all of its demand for weed from Washington for the next year, this win is meaningless.

Commerce, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 06:10 PM (TKFmG)

1661 The commissioner speaks? He makes $29 million a year, so what is his five minutes on the air worth?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:10 PM (0FSuD)

1662
Denver:  Nuke Power Plant

Seattle: Tsunami

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 06:10 PM (n0DEs)

1663 These after shows are a fucking embarrassment.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:11 PM (0FSuD)

1664 I don't know if any of you guys saw this, but there was a really cool remake of Super Bowl XXVII just on. 

Posted by: The Governor at February 02, 2014 06:11 PM (Tlix5)

1665 Wash D.C. is America's anus. Baltimore is a dingleberry.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 06:11 PM (51dat)

1666 Well, fuck. the Vikings could have beaten the Broncos tonight... with little notice, and all fat from the off-season golf and beer drinking and ice-fishing. Go Vikings!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at February 02, 2014 06:11 PM (qTirZ)

1667 You know, I think the groundhog in NY called this game the other day.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:11 PM (A1Dcl)

1668 Turned around to see if that music was from old school Battlestar Galactica, or the medal ceremony from Star Wars. Imagine my shock at instead seeing Marcus Allen carrying the trophy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (6/+vz)

1669 I guess they have 30 minutes to kill???

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (0FSuD)

1670 Come on Fox, let's get to the Denver locker room interview!

Posted by: Sadistic Football Fan at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (H+j7N)

1671 Denver's SB performance IS the story of Obamacare.

Think about it.

The botched O'Care rollout = the first-play safety.

And then it doesn't go very well for a while.

And then it gets worse.

And then it gets a lot worse.

And then it just makes you look really bad.

And then halftime comes.

And then . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (roTS7)

1672 1663 These after shows are a fucking embarrassment. Posted by: Nip Sip +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Which is why I flipped over to Cutthroat Kitchen.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (8FyP4)

1673 Seattle: Clint Eastwood Denver: Empty chair

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (M/TDA)

1674 Broncos: Matt Foley

SB XLVIII: The van down by the river

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (HVI5a)

1675 Seattle: Lawrence Taylor Denver: Joe Theismann

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (doBIb)

1676 "1476 Either way Pete Carol is a dick

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 09:40 PM (foVy/)"

Why yes, he is. He's also a 9/11 truther, but there are some nice kids playing for Seattle and I'm really happy for them to get Seattles first SB.

Pete can DIAF...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 02, 2014 06:12 PM (w0lJR)

1677 Next year: Da Bears!

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2014 06:13 PM (AO9UG)

1678 >>>DC? Yes?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 06:14 PM (eQJwb)

1679 For EC, after game show
http://youtu.be/1IxyDE7k5WU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 06:14 PM (qAHwE)

1680 I am just glad I left Vail last week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:14 PM (0FSuD)

1681 Seattle: San Francisco, Joe Montana Denver: Denver, John Elway

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at February 02, 2014 06:14 PM (qTirZ)

1682 Build your offense around a quarterback two years shy of retirement and a neck surgery past his prime.

Posted by: Bad GM Advice at February 02, 2014 06:14 PM (6/+vz)

1683 I was looking at PSH's apt bldg. He was renting at 10k a month. A 3 bedroom was sold for: Price: $2,450,000 Monthly Maintenance/CC: $1,455 Monthly Real Estate Tax: $1,247 Can you imagine paying that much maintenance and tax on property you own? Might as well rent.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (NRYdU)

1684 So, do I start drinking now, or wait for something interesting to happen tonight?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (roTS7)

1685 So, big margins are good, right? So you don't have to count any hanging chads?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (T1005)

1686 1679 For EC, after game show http://youtu.be/1IxyDE7k5WU Appropriate for all ages.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (doBIb)

1687 Baltimore, Detroit,  Blacks, Dems....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (Usdw3)

1688 MetroPCS believes in the power of the period and yet doesn't feature any female customers. #WARONWOMEN.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (A1Dcl)

1689

 Weirddave at February 02, 2014 10:03 PM (+d7v0)

 

During our back and forth, I never once called you a name. 

 

Something you can't claim.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (puNd6)

1690 Malcolm Smith is the MVP.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:15 PM (SpdpJ)

1691 Pete Carrol can DIAF. The Seahawks kicked ass and deserved their win. Wilson is a good guy, its a pity that the coach he works for is such an ignorant asshole. I say this as a Seahawks fan.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 06:16 PM (buZ/8)

1692 Denver: Nuke Power Plant Seattle: Tsunami **** Denver - Atlanta Seattle - Sherman

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:16 PM (DmNpO)

1693 What makes the truck "premium"?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:16 PM (doBIb)

1694 1691 Pete Carrol can DIAF. The Seahawks kicked ass and deserved their win. Wilson is a good guy, its a pity that the coach he works for is such an ignorant asshole. I say this as a Seahawks fan. Posted by: NWConservative +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Fire doesn't melt assholes.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:17 PM (8FyP4)

1695 #1693, the UAW guys were clean & sober when they put it together.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 02, 2014 06:17 PM (A1Dcl)

1696 It makes me look like such a racist to be that blunt. But when you are talking about killings in decrepit, formerly great American cities, it's always one party  (Democrat) rule for decades, and a African-American majority,,,

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (Usdw3)

1697 1693 What makes the truck "premium"? Posted by: EC +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Ask Gabe.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (8FyP4)

1698 What makes the truck "premium"? Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 10:16 PM (doBIb) Nicer trim? Just guessing.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (SpdpJ)

1699 Denver - Atlanta Seattle - Sherman Posted by: Niedermeyer's ----------------- Denver will forget about it much sooner than we will.

Posted by: Fergit Hell at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

1700 "Fire doesn't melt assholes" *ahem*

Posted by: Tabasco at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (qTirZ)

1701 I was going to leave Fox on and maybe give Brooklyn Nine Nine a shot, but their post-game show was too long.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (LI48c)

1702 @1679 What r they speaking. I think I understand.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (0FSuD)

1703 I'm outta here.  Too bad some people take comments so serious.  Yes I'm talking about you weird dave.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:18 PM (puNd6)

1704 Well the game may have sucked for those of you that had a dog in the fight. But for me it was a success. Dad is alone now and we had a good time watching and conversating.

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 06:19 PM (8Z8Vp)

1705 Lets try this one instead   Alla Kushnir

http://youtu.be/w6YZl_Wu254

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 06:19 PM (qAHwE)

1706 You know every time I refresh the screen that Denver cheerleader and her unfortunate rash pops up. Time for a new thread.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 06:19 PM (M/TDA)

1707 Posted by: Bad GM Advice at February 02, 2014 10:14 PM (6/+vz) LOL. A QB past his prime who broke records this season and took a team to the SB.

Posted by: Brett Favre at February 02, 2014 06:19 PM (rIk1N)

1708 I hear you do get nicer trim with a premium truck. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 06:20 PM (vBhbc)

1709 I was going to leave Fox on and maybe give Brooklyn Nine Nine a shot, but their post-game show was too long. Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 10:18 PM (LI48c) It's ending right now.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:20 PM (SpdpJ)

1710 Did I miss anything? Something about a football game???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2014 06:20 PM (2O8+m)

1711 Denver - Small African village Seattle - Herd of rampaging elephants

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:20 PM (DmNpO)

1712
A well played game showing the prowess and determination of both teams.  I picked Seattle to win, but remain disappointed Denver wasn't able to take the trophy back to Wyoming.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (nQjHM)

1713 MetroPCS believes in... Is Ranjit and Chad still making commercials for them?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (itCai)

1714 Seattle - Walter White Denver - Sobriety

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (8FyP4)

1715 1710 Did I miss anything? Something about a football game???

Puppy Bowl?  That's the only football game that was one. 

Posted by: The Governor at February 02, 2014 06:21 PM (Tlix5)

1716 Off GM sock !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2014 06:22 PM (6/+vz)

1717 Denver's offense was deader than Phillip Seymor Hoffman

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at February 02, 2014 06:22 PM (Pr6hk)

1718 Denver - Buffet Line

Seattle - Michael Moore

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 06:22 PM (vBhbc)

1719 Was there a Lingerie Bowl this year?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:22 PM (doBIb)

1720

Denver: A bug

Seattle: My shoe

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:22 PM (puNd6)

1721 Denver - Economy Seattle - Obama

Posted by: Fergit Hell at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

1722 BTW, if you have National Geographic Wild the Fish Bowl is on right now. Seriously. It's two goldfish in a fishbowl with a kid in the background.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (SpdpJ)

1723 1684 So, do I start drinking now, or wait for something interesting to happen tonight? Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 10:15 PM (roTS7) I think you can find something to watch. Roller Derby?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

1724 1708 I hear you do get nicer trim with a premium truck. Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 10:20 PM (vBhbc) ISWYDT.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (UAMVq)

1725 Denver: David Carridine...Seattle: Rope.

Posted by: Master Po at February 02, 2014 06:23 PM (H+j7N)

1726 Seattle - Michael Corleone Denver - Moe Green

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:24 PM (8FyP4)

1727 Holy crap, New Girl is on.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:24 PM (doBIb)

1728 denver needed a shot in the arm

Posted by: heroin at February 02, 2014 06:24 PM (R6JT1)

1729 Oh, my. The Profootballmock.com site is going to be freakin' *awesome* tomorrow.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2014 06:24 PM (JAD5c)

1730 Denver- sobriety

Seattle- the alcohol required to actually sit through this game. 

Posted by: The Governor at February 02, 2014 06:24 PM (Tlix5)

1731
LOL. A QB past his prime who broke records this season and took a team to the SB.

Posted by: Brett Favre at February 02, 2014 10:19 PM (rIk1N)

 

That's not you Brett.  And oh yeah, Manning has one more SB appearance than you, and isn't anywhere close to your interception record.  He'd also have to play 8 more years to approach the number of times he played the "Will I or won't I retire" game you did.

 

And I do kind of think that's why the sports journalists are all wondering about if he'll retire.  They want that repeated post season frenzy of covering it, when Manning has given no indication that he's thinking of retiring.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (LI48c)

1732 Oh, I'm not  done yet. I think Weird Dave  is a coblogger.  He should have better manners.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (puNd6)

1733 Denver - Phillip Seymour Hoffman Seattle - Heroin

Posted by: --- at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (MMC8r)

1734

Denver played like they smoked choom before the game.

 

No dog in this fight. I felt embarrassed for Denver. Glad to see Seattle win their first Superbowl. Just wished it would have been a better game. That had to be the most boring SB ever.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (R3gO3)

1735 Pete Carrol can DIAF. The Seahawks kicked ass and deserved their win. Wilson is a good guy, its a pity that the coach he works for is such an ignorant asshole. I say this as a Seahawks fan.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 02, 2014 10:16 PM (buZ/



Pete Carrol is the Bill Clinton of football coaches. Totally corrupt and wildly successful. They also have a kind of physical resemblance.  

Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2014 06:25 PM (3qZbZ)

1736 It's ending right now.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 10:20 PM (SpdpJ)

 

Too late, already switched to the Walking Dead marathon.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:26 PM (LI48c)

1737 Seahawknado

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2014 06:26 PM (V4CBV)

1738
I don't know Pete Carrol, but would like to meet him.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 02, 2014 06:27 PM (nQjHM)

1739 If I had a son I wouldn't let him play football. If he did play though...

Posted by: Obama at February 02, 2014 06:27 PM (H+j7N)

1740 Who did Broncobama pick?

Posted by: UWP at February 02, 2014 06:27 PM (2hQRj)

1741 If I had a football team, it would look like Denver.

Posted by: 0bama at February 02, 2014 06:28 PM (V4CBV)

1742 >>>He should have better manners. You want manners? Click the Hot Air button on your computer.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 06:28 PM (eQJwb)

1743 1740 Who did Broncobama pick? Posted by: UWP at February 02, 2014 10:27 PM (2hQRj) The White Sox.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2014 06:28 PM (UAMVq)

1744

I've drunk Coca-Cola all my life, and I used to collect Coca-Cola memorabilia with a passion, but the executives in the company are a bunch of tools.  Go back to 1985 when they changed the formula.  When they brought the old Coke back after public outcry, they replaced cane sugar with HFCS because it's cheaper.  They didn't do this in Mexico for whatever reason (hence the imported Mexican Cokes you may have seen which taste like the ones from your youth).  Now they shove multi-cultural crap down our throats,.  I can't say I'll never drink a Coke again, but let's just say I will be drinking a lot more iced tea in the future.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 02, 2014 06:28 PM (S11Oq)

1745 @ 1740... The White Sox.

Posted by: Obama at February 02, 2014 06:28 PM (H+j7N)

1746 If I had a son I wouldn't let him shoot up Ace of Spades.

Posted by: King Barack at February 02, 2014 06:29 PM (ICBi0)

1747 argh

Posted by: Obama at February 02, 2014 06:29 PM (H+j7N)

1748 That Denver cheerleader in the first photo has odd bumps on her tummy below her belly button. I'm sure someone has commented at that alright, but I'm not gonna go back and read all of the zillon comments in this thread.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 02, 2014 06:29 PM (R3gO3)

1749 That game sucked.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (ZPrif)

1750 I've always thought Pete Carroll looked like Roger Waters.  Which fits since Rogers is a fuck nugget too.

Posted by: Adam at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (Aif/5)

1751 1746 If I had a son I wouldn't let him shoot up Ace of Spades. Posted by: King Barack at February 02, 2014 10:29 PM (ICBi0) Just some reefer and a little blow when it's around, right, Barky?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (UAMVq)

1752 1748 That Denver cheerleader in the first photo has odd bumps on her tummy below her belly button. I'm sure someone has commented at that alright, but I'm not gonna go back and read all of the zillon comments in this thread. Posted by: Donna V ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Speed bumps.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (8FyP4)

1753 1748 That Denver cheerleader in the first photo has odd bumps on her tummy below her belly button. I'm sure someone has commented at that alright, but I'm not gonna go back and read all of the zillon comments in this thread. Posted by: Donna V. at February 02, 2014 10:29 PM (R3gO3) What do you think it is?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (doBIb)

1754 Posted by: Donna V. at February 02, 2014 10:29 PM (R3gO3) Yes, this problem was analyzed many times over.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (SpdpJ)

1755 1740 Who did Broncobama pick? He prognosticated a 24 to 21 game. But not a winner. So pretty much as spot on on how economist work.e

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 06:30 PM (8Z8Vp)

1756 1744 - You left out taking down the Coca Cola sign in Atlanta.

Posted by: Fergit Hell at February 02, 2014 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

1757 Donna V., I say it's razor burn.  Others have speculated it's herpes, chiggers, braille for six inches lower...you get the picture. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 06:31 PM (vBhbc)

1758

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 10:28 PM (eQJwb)

 

I really don't care about manners. Just thought it would rile the Dave up again.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:31 PM (puNd6)

1759 Razor rash?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2014 06:31 PM (V4CBV)

1760

When they brought the old Coke back after public outcry, they replaced cane sugar with HFCS because it's cheaper. They didn't do this in Mexico for whatever reason (hence the imported Mexican Cokes you may have seen which taste like the ones from your youth).

 

I think part of that is because in Mexico its not cheaper.  I believe the US has a bit of protectionism going on with its sugar, making import taxes on sugar keeping it expensive thus giving HFCS the edge in pricing in the US.  Mexico likely doesn't have a high import tax on sugar keeping its price low for them to use.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:32 PM (LI48c)

1761 There are NYers claiming to have heard a loud explosion in NYC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

1762 What do you think it is?

EC, I heard that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2014 06:32 PM (qAHwE)

1763 Denver: Philip Seymour Hoffman Seattle: Ace of Spades smack

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 06:33 PM (oFCZn)

1764 There are NYers claiming to have heard a loud explosion in NYC Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse ---------------- Bronco fan, head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:33 PM (aDwsi)

1765 One thousand seven hundred sixty-sixth?

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:33 PM (roTS7)

1766 DAMN!  Missed it by one!

Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2014 06:33 PM (roTS7)

1767 EC, I heard that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice. Really? *tries on eye patch*

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (doBIb)

1768 I thought it was pretty cool that the seahawks HAD a seahawk to show on TV! Why didn't the "Broncos" bring a fucking bronco? PETA? My bet.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

1769 >>>I really don't care about manners. Just thought it would rile the Dave up again. He's on the road. And he's a seriously good guy. So I'll stand in his stead.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (eQJwb)

1770 Where the heck is the overnight thread. This one has gotten so stale we're reduced to rehashing how the Denver cheerleader got her rash.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (M/TDA)

1771 Why didn't the "Broncos" bring a fucking bronco? *** They did

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (DmNpO)

1772 filbert - you're shooting low. 1 click of elevation ought to do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

1773 1768 I thought it was pretty cool that the seahawks HAD a seahawk to show on TV!

Why didn't the "Broncos" bring a fucking bronco?

PETA?

My bet.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 10:34 PM (0FSuD)

 

They had a hot chick on a horse leading the team onto the field at the beginning.  I think that's good enough.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:35 PM (LI48c)

1774 It's now being called a "major explosion" in Midtown Pray.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:35 PM (DmNpO)

1775 1768 They did. Galloped out with the team.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 06:35 PM (M/TDA)

1776 Bronco on the way to glue factory..., in Seattle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

1777 Ugh Christie is speaking at CPAC.  I hope he gets booed.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:36 PM (LI48c)

1778 You want manners? Click the Hot Air button on your computer.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 10:28 PM (eQJwb)

 

What the hell. Who asked you?   Go doodle your cougar.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 06:36 PM (puNd6)

1779 The mystery of the cheerleader's rash has been the highlight of the night for me.  I had no real dog in the fight and the commercials sucked...just wanted a good, close game and for Pete Carrol to get punched in the face...

It's probably herpes.

Posted by: LurkingPoet at February 02, 2014 06:37 PM (9RZfa)

1780 >>>It's now being called a "major explosion" in Midtown What's this now?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 06:37 PM (eQJwb)

1781 They did Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 10:34 PM (DmNpO) Didn't see it. Glad to hear it. Did someone shoot it after the game, obviously bad luck.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:37 PM (0FSuD)

1782 "Elway's Dead Horse"

... should definitely be a sock tonight

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 02, 2014 06:38 PM (30eLQ)

1783 yeah he seems like a real peach

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 06:38 PM (51dat)

1784 Herpes doesn't manifest itself on belly buttons does it?

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:38 PM (doBIb)

1785 It's apparently not a hoax. There was some sort of explosion is Midtown.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

1786 1774 Say what???

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 06:39 PM (M/TDA)

1787 1784 Herpes doesn't manifest itself on belly buttons does it?


Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 10:38 PM (doBIb)



Might depend on what you're doin' with 'em....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2014 06:39 PM (T1005)

1788 Midtown, USA??

Posted by: soothsayer at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (51dat)

1789 It's apparently not a hoax. There was some sort of explosion is Midtown. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 10:38 PM (DmNpO) Twitchy has tweets saying it's a gas explosion around 42nd Street between 9th and 10th.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (SpdpJ)

1790 1784 Herpes doesn't manifest itself on belly buttons does it? Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 10:38 PM (doBIb) NO AND LEAVE HER ALONE! Apparently, though, she's not on the current roster of cheerleaders. I'd love to see more of her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (oFCZn)

1791 That poor girl has herpes? Aww....

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (doBIb)

1792 NDH, from where are you getting the report?

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (vBhbc)

1793 "Why didn't the "Broncos" bring a fucking bronco?"

I think I saw a few shots of Mr. Ed in the owner's box.

Posted by: Bill Bixby at February 02, 2014 06:40 PM (H+j7N)

1794 >>>What the hell. Who asked you? Go doodle your cougar. That's the second time you've replied to one post of mine. And you will kindly refrain from mentioning my Cougar in the future.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (eQJwb)

1795 twitter says gas explosion

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

1796
I think I saw a few shots of Mr. Ed in the owner's box.

Posted by: Bill Bixby at February 02, 2014 10:40 PM (H+j7N)

 

No that was just Elway smiling before the start of the game.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (LI48c)

1797 Man, talk about beating a dead horse.

Posted by: Underwater Walker at February 02, 2014 06:41 PM (vwjH6)

1798 Apparently, though, she's not on the current roster of cheerleaders. I'd love to see more of her. *sends Platinum membership upgrade to Dack for the legwork*

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 06:42 PM (doBIb)

1799 I can't say I'll never drink a Coke again, but let's just say I will be drinking a lot more iced tea in the future. Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 02, 2014 10:28 PM (S11Oq) I won't argue you point. Pepsi is worse. Coke has always had a NYC ad agency. Remember, this? A total hippie peacenik ad. in 1971!! http://tinyurl.com/d462afo

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:42 PM (0FSuD)

1800 Twitter also says it could be a manhole explosion. Either way it's better than the alternative.

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:42 PM (SpdpJ)

1801 42nd and dyer, gas line

Posted by: thunderb at February 02, 2014 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

1802 Who's beating off a horse?

Posted by: Bill Cliton at February 02, 2014 06:42 PM (vHRtU)

1803 twitter says gas explosion *** I pray nobody was injured.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:43 PM (DmNpO)

1804 What's this midtown explosion thing not on Drudge?

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2014 06:43 PM (4+AaH)

1805 EC - 'legwork'? I'm sure we can do something with that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

1806 Twitter also says it could be a manhole explosion. Either way it's better than the alternative. **** Indeed

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:43 PM (DmNpO)

1807 I didn't see anything about an explosion on the major news sites.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

1808 1413 Maybe they can see Sherman's thug mouth shut while they are working on him. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (foVy/) Right. Because anyone who talks loud and brags is a thug--a criminal. :/

Posted by: baldilocks at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (36Rjy)

1809 "Twitter also says it could be a manhole explosion."


I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (H+j7N)

1810 Here's a traffic cam of the supposed vicinity of the incident. Manhole cover blown supposedly. Some emergency vehicles. Camera is rolling. http://nyctmc.org/google_popup.php?cid=182

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 06:44 PM (RJMhd)

1811 The new coke commercial is not like that hippie I'd Like To Teach the World to Sing. For one thing that commercial was meant to demonstrate the world-wide appeal of Coke. And second , it was in English.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 02, 2014 06:45 PM (Usdw3)

1812 Herpes doesn't manifest itself on belly buttons does it? Hello!

Posted by: herpes zoster at February 02, 2014 06:45 PM (R6JT1)

1813

"Remember, this? A total hippie peacenik ad.

in 1971!!

http://tinyurl.com/d462afo "

 

 

Yeah, but they were all singing in English!

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 02, 2014 06:46 PM (S11Oq)

1814 1804 What's this midtown explosion thing not on Drudge? Matt doesn't work weekends.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:46 PM (0FSuD)

1815 Hello! Posted by: herpes zoster ---------------------- Didn't get vaccinated, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

1816 thnaks tasker

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:47 PM (DmNpO)

1817 Okay camera footage just stopped.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 06:48 PM (RJMhd)

1818 Herpes Zoster is shingles. From the measles virus, laying dormant. I've had it. Lotsa fun, and very painful.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 06:48 PM (RFeQD)

1819 I got a strong Elysium vibe from the Coke commercial. Especially when they showed Burqa Babe.

They want the Third World. They don't want anyone who'd assimilate to the West and they sure as bl@zes don't want none of them Boers

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 02, 2014 06:48 PM (30eLQ)

1820 And..now it looks like it is now back online.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 06:49 PM (RJMhd)

1821 Anybody have an Amazon prime or Netfix pic for me?

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 06:49 PM (8Z8Vp)

1822 1818 Herpes Zoster is shingles. From the measles virus, laying dormant.

I've had it. Lotsa fun, and very painful.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 02, 2014 10:48 PM (RFeQD)



That would be the chickenpox virus.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2014 06:49 PM (T1005)

1823 ONT!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at February 02, 2014 06:49 PM (SpdpJ)

1824 Hello! If it really was herpes zoster she probably wouldn't be smiling. The neuralgia can get pretty intense.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 02, 2014 06:50 PM (itCai)

1825 1816 thnaks tasker Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 10:47 PM (DmNpO) ***** No problem. thank you for all that you do around here. Wanted to have your back on an earlier thread but real life was getting in the damn way. Good damn points you were making on a thread earlier today.

Posted by: tasker at February 02, 2014 06:50 PM (RJMhd)

1826 Mr. Manning, would you and your forehead be available on Thanksgivings?

Posted by: Macy's at February 02, 2014 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

1827 I've had it. Lotsa fun, and very painful. Posted by: Ribald --------------- Been there, done that, got the scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 02, 2014 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

1828 Yeah, but they were all singing in English! Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 02, 2014 10:46 PM (S11Oq) I don't find whatever language they were singing offensive. It WAS America the beautiful, not some fucking hippie song like in 1971, DURING the Vietnam war.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 06:52 PM (0FSuD)

1829 "1413 Maybe they can see Sherman's thug mouth shut while they are working on him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2014 09:32 PM (foVy/)"



Sherman was a little excited over his biggest game of the year.
Do I blame him? No.
He is normally a quite articulate and well spoken young man.
Look at his many interviews.
Are you willing to take his enthusiasm to determine that he is a "Thug?"
I guess that is on you, not him.
Do with it what you will...

Posted by: ChrisP at February 02, 2014 06:52 PM (w0lJR)

1830 So I take it Seattle won then?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 02, 2014 06:53 PM (xa1/W)

1831 1821 Anybody have an Amazon prime or Netfix pic for me?

Posted by: Dendritic at February 02, 2014 10:49 PM (8Z8Vp)

 

Poolhall Junkies.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 06:53 PM (LI48c)

1832 No problem. thank you for all that you do around here. Wanted to have your back on an earlier thread but real life was getting in the damn way. Good damn points you were making on a thread earlier today. **** Thank you so much and, huh? I'm afraid to ask. Where did my back need covering? Did I tick someone off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

1833 Anybody have an Amazon prime or Netfix pic for me? *** The Lincoln Lawyer

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 02, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

1834 I'll bet that guy with the tattoo is happy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 02, 2014 06:56 PM (LSDdO)

1835 That's the second time you've replied to one post of mine. And you will kindly refrain from mentioning my Cougar in the future.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 02, 2014 10:41 PM (eQJwb)

 

I don't ever remember  repliying  to a comment of yours.  Could have, don't remember it.  If I did,  there  was no mention of your wife.  If you don't mind, never comment on one of my comments.  Is that OK?  Sorry, that  I said something about your good buddy Dave. Not.

Posted by: Ronster at February 02, 2014 07:00 PM (puNd6)

1836 Pete Carroll - Michael Corleone John Elway - Jack Woltz Peyton Manning - Khartoun

Posted by: Fringe at February 02, 2014 07:05 PM (oWl4T)

1837 1748 That Denver cheerleader in the first photo has odd bumps on her tummy below her belly button. I'm sure someone has commented at that alright, but I'm not gonna go back and read all of the zillon comments in this thread. Posted by: Donna V. at February 02, 2014 10:29 PM (R3gO3) What do you think it is? Looks like she reset her belly button piercings half a dozen times. Not unusual, since they tend to get ripped out periodically when applying too tight pants. And since most cheerleading organizations in the NFL prohibit wearing your navel piercings(and tattoos, which I think is hilarious. No, we wouldn't want anyone to think our cheerleaders aren't the squeaky clean girl next door, even though we put them in stripper costumes), me thinks subject cheerleader finally gave up on lowering the belly ring.

Posted by: Jen at February 02, 2014 07:07 PM (4t/Y9)

1838 Looks like she reset her belly button piercings half a dozen times. Not unusual, since they tend to get ripped out periodically when applying too tight pants. And since most cheerleading organizations in the NFL prohibit wearing your navel piercings(and tattoos, which I think is hilarious. No, we wouldn't want anyone to think our cheerleaders aren't the squeaky clean girl next door, even though we put them in stripper costumes), me thinks subject cheerleader finally gave up on lowering the belly ring. She must have horrible aim. They're nowhere near her navel.

Posted by: EC at February 02, 2014 07:09 PM (doBIb)

1839

I don't find whatever language they were singing offensive.

It WAS America the beautiful, not some fucking hippie song like in 1971, DURING the Vietnam war.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2014 10:52 PM (0FSuD)

 

I don't really see what was terribly subversive or offensive about that 1971 ad.  I thought it was very pleasant and uncontroversial.  They didn't off on any anti-military tangent. 

I also don't find languages offensive.  I just find renditions of American anthems in foreign languages offensive.

 

 


Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 02, 2014 07:41 PM (S11Oq)

1840

Those sentenced tonight to "The Barrel" need not fear going there, this one time.

 

 

No, tonight's punishment is far worse.  The condemned must transit both the Bronco's locker room, and ride with them on the plane back to Denver.

 

 

Oh, and I lied about not fearing The Barrel.  You'll still be in the barrel, in the bunhole position, but hey, at least you'll be in first class!

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2014 07:44 PM (vvk2F)

1841 I said it before, I'll say it again ... If I see one more elbow, I'm going to go to my bunk!

Posted by: and irresolute at February 02, 2014 08:43 PM (RqHWH)

1842 Actual Super Bowl was two weeks ago in Seattle. The only division that matters is NFC west, the rest just JV. Broncos Offense?! Ha! Playing against children maybe.

Posted by: Mark in Portland at February 02, 2014 09:12 PM (09YAd)

1843 LAST!

Posted by: Norwood Pratt at February 03, 2014 12:13 PM (3MNCs)

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