November 27, 2009
— LauraW World's tallest model, 'Eve.'
She's nearly seven feet tall.
Lovely as she is, I wonder about her dating life. That cannot be so easy.
Reinforcing this concern, they like to photograph her with douchey-looking guys.
One more photo of her below the fold. Lots more at the original link.
[photos removed because of photo account bandwidth issues]
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Posted by: INCITEmarsh at November 27, 2009 08:21 AM (yvFsh)
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 08:21 AM (AvgZy)
So many bad jokes come to mind, I'm almost ashamed of myself.
Then I remember this is a smart military blog, decorum is required.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2009 08:22 AM (ZGhSv)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 08:22 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: kev at November 27, 2009 08:23 AM (Zz0oZ)
She won't be slapping me for staring at her boobs because at my height she'll be kicking me for staring at something else.
Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 08:24 AM (pVvKc)
Posted by: mbruce at November 27, 2009 08:24 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 08:24 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 08:24 AM (AvgZy)
She lives in an apartment with no on-street parking, but solves the problem by parking her VW in her cooter.
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 08:25 AM (6mfq0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 27, 2009 08:26 AM (ZGhSv)
I'd hit it
Posted by: B. Clinton at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (JfM+K)
That's a real stretch Bill.
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 08:27 AM (6mfq0)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 27, 2009 08:28 AM (Vu6sl)
Sorry to burst your all's bubbles, but that's a sausage hider for sure. There is video of HIM with angles that the pics don't show. The shoulder-to-hips and hips-to-waist ratios are definitely masculine..
...and...just look at the face
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:28 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 08:30 AM (sePHu)
Posted by: David in San Diego at November 27, 2009 08:32 AM (GF+6V)
Posted by: GarandFan at November 27, 2009 08:36 AM (ZQBnQ)
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 08:37 AM (AvgZy)
Well, she's still more feminine than M'chelle.
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 08:37 AM (sey23)
Posted by: dr kill at November 27, 2009 08:37 AM (KXVFz)
Well, she's still more feminine than M'chelle.
Ernest Borgnine is more feminine than the First Wookie.
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:39 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:41 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 08:41 AM (sePHu)
Sorry to burst your all's bubbles, but that's a sausage hider for sure. There is video of HIM with angles that the pics don't show. The shoulder-to-hips and hips-to-waist ratios are definitely masculine..
...and...just look at the face
People with a pituitary gland set to 11 has faces like that. Just look at Andre the Giant and Lurch from the "Addams Family." I'd still it if I could reach it.
Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 08:41 AM (pVvKc)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 27, 2009 08:43 AM (AZGON)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at November 27, 2009 08:43 AM (QQM/B)
Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 08:44 AM (e8YaH)
Reminds me of the tall bitch scene in Deuce Bigelow, ya know the foot message!!!!
Sum Funny chit rite dar!
Posted by: dananjcon at November 27, 2009 08:45 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:45 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: nickless at November 27, 2009 08:46 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2009 08:46 AM (sePHu)
I believe we met at Papagayo's bawdy house in Nuevo Laredo, Texas. It was a night to remember with a lot of Carta Blanca beer, street tacos, and dancing, ending with sun up when the ladies disappeared into the barrio. Absent a jack, she lifted my car so I could change a flat tire.
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 08:47 AM (6mfq0)
That said, I'd hit that. Particularly if she said something like you're pretty cute, for a short guy.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 27, 2009 08:48 AM (1hM1d)
I had thought that giantism (like Andre, etc) was to do with the Y chromosome so only men got it... but, yes, it does manifest in appearance, in the face and stuff. So if it was possible for women to be giants (as opposed to just really tall) I'd expect that those elements of facial features and such would also apply.
Posted by: Synova at November 27, 2009 08:48 AM (NTu5Z)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:52 AM (BmbsW)
Actually she would be a great helper to decorate the roof for Christmas!
Remember the BUMBLE on RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER?
btw...
BUMBLES bounce!
Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:52 AM (bMrKE)
Posted by: lurksalot at November 27, 2009 08:53 AM (K5zSd)
Gen. 6:4 (sort of)
Posted by: Aaron at November 27, 2009 08:55 AM (pVvKc)
Get with it, you racist misogynists.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 27, 2009 08:55 AM (DIYmd)
Posted by: demoncrat at November 27, 2009 09:01 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:02 AM (KOkrW)
Sausage hider?
Check out the video. If she's hiding anything, then it got cut off.
My brother kept a kidney stone he passed...and I've heard of people keeping their appendixes in a jar..
...whadda ya suppose they do with their johnsons when they get'em lopped off?
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 09:03 AM (AnTyA)
the proper term is 'sweet sassy molassey'
i would hit it like the beach at Normandy
like a 3-2 pitch
like Al Gore in the crosswalk
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:08 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: lauraw at November 27, 2009 09:11 AM (DbybK)
Disturbing. Some people actually mistake this person for a female?
Posted by: Ariel at November 27, 2009 09:25 AM (KLiFn)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:30 AM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 27, 2009 09:33 AM (miGLm)
Posted by: Ray Midge at November 27, 2009 09:33 AM (y3m/n)
Posted by: Ursus Maritimus at November 27, 2009 09:45 AM (3c0+y)
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 27, 2009 10:08 AM (y4B2y)
Posted by: rakmjn1 at November 27, 2009 02:05 PM (WTqaX)
But dude, you're getting a Dell
Posted by: Dell Guy at November 27, 2009 10:09 AM (cBeTr)
Posted by: rakmjn1 at November 27, 2009 10:25 AM (WTqaX)
Sigh, just great -- I've managed to not ever be really envious of models my entire life, and now the modeling agencies find my one self-loathing issue (extreme shortness) and smack me over the head with it.
I'm going to go eat some of that chocolate cake now.
Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 10:34 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: cheshirecat at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (vJuR8)
to get down on my knees and start singing about the Lollipop Guild.
Is this a euphemism for that certain special thing we men folk really like?
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 10:37 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2009 10:44 AM (Zj8fM)
I'd hit it...but I'd have to borrow Cheney's Dick.
You never borrow Cheney's Dick. It borrows you. And you thank it for whatever broken bits it gives you back.
Posted by: krakatoa at November 27, 2009 10:48 AM (hQbvm)
Posted by: sweetfancymoses at November 27, 2009 10:57 AM (o5vMm)
Sigh, just great -- I've managed to not ever be really envious of models my entire life, and now the modeling agencies find my one self-loathing issue (extreme shortness) and smack me over the head with it.
Stop being ridiculous.
As far as attractiveness to the opposite sex is concerned, shortness is detrimental only to guys.
Seriously gals, we care about looks, sure, but if you're cute, we could give a flying fcuk how tall you are.
In fact, we're probably partial to shorter women on account of we know that THEY care how tall WE are.
By the way, I have already determined that the perfect female height is 5'-4", at maximum.
Y'all can stop stressing about it now, the science is settled.
Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (Y3uPw)
I have already determined that the perfect female height is 5'-4", at maximum.
Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 03:01 PM (Y3uPw)
Yea, humping midgets does have its advantages.
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 11:06 AM (6mfq0)
Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2009 11:12 AM (C8Pcc)
http://www.thatmall.com/amazon/
http://www.myspace.com/amazoneve
Posted by: wuzrobbd at November 27, 2009 11:19 AM (Yl7GE)
Posted by: wuzrobbd at November 27, 2009 11:28 AM (Yl7GE)
Posted by: Ken at November 27, 2009 11:34 AM (fLIKj)
She's only got 4" on me.
I'll be up for a 'contest of wills'.
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PS - - sorry 'deniers', there's no 'adam's apple.'
Suck on your own lack of awesomesauce.
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Yeah, get me 10 yards of plastic sheeting, and 5 gal. of olive oil, and . . .
Happy New Year!
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 27, 2009 11:43 AM (lYKj1)
Posted by: mark c at November 27, 2009 11:44 AM (SBIko)
Lewis, it's my personal hang up, and I'll be ridiculous if I want to about it. Seriously, I've gone through my entire life being chased by men who were a lot taller than me...and who were in to telling hobbit jokes in my presence. Couple that with a family that is remarkably tall -- except for Grandpa's, who are remarkably short and seem to have the more vigorous genetics (all Gramp's kids...short, all his grandkids...short, all his great grandkids...short; and we've all matched up with tall people to break the midget curse...no such luck!).
Tall women make me freaking envious. It's the one thing that can get to me.
Fish, FU.
Much Love, XOXO and all that crap'
Cordially Signed,
A Midget
Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 11:51 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 27, 2009 11:52 AM (Z0bVg)
Posted by: Sox at November 27, 2009 12:10 PM (pOdRV)
Posted by: Buckleyfan at November 27, 2009 12:14 PM (DtTM9)
If she was U.S., we would have heard of her, right?
Posted by: pajama momma at November 27, 2009 12:22 PM (275r1)
The article Chive links. http://tiny.cc/RaZZv
I think they just put a really short chick next to a reaaaally tall chick, but not 7 feet tall.
Posted by: pajama momma at November 27, 2009 12:24 PM (275r1)
Posted by: Ignatz Mouse at November 27, 2009 12:25 PM (uHvsp)
Fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (hoowK)
I think they just put a really short chick next to a reaaaally tall chick, but not 7 feet tall.
She's allegedly 6'-8".
'Course, she could be taking liberties a la the NBA, where the 6'-10" Hakeem Olajuwon was listed at 7'-0", and Horace Grant who, when he went from the Bulls to the Magic, all of a sudden was listed at 6'-10", up a good inch or two from the year previous.
And probably a jillion other players too.
Everybody does it.
Even me.
I like to say I'm 5'-9", but I'm probably just kiddin myself and it's really more like 5'-8".
Well, I'm 5'-9" with shoes on, anyway.
Posted by: Lewis at November 27, 2009 12:43 PM (Y3uPw)
Yeah, I'm playing the world's tiniest violins just for her right now.
Posted by: Bilbo at November 27, 2009 12:54 PM (DwKMY)
Posted by: Al Gore at November 27, 2009 12:59 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Al Gore at November 27, 2009 01:00 PM (QECjC)
Also: remember in the first Deuce Bigolo movie, when Deuce dated this one very tall lady? Remember how every passing douchebag called out "that's one TALL bitch!" It's true: average people suck. Most guys probably would like to date Eve but they don't want the bullshit.
Posted by: Zimriel at November 27, 2009 01:05 PM (IJMBR)
Posted by: Jack is Back! at November 27, 2009 01:06 PM (RDe5k)
I see that she's 205 cm. tall, which tranlates to 6'8.5" in human terms. I like the fact that she stands tall and wears heels, instead of slouching and wearing flats like so many tall women do: they should remember that they're not too tall - everyone else is too short.
Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2009 01:14 PM (a/YZv)
She looked really different in the movie 300.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at November 27, 2009 01:15 PM (f4sLg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 01:25 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 27, 2009 01:27 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: DanCT at November 27, 2009 01:35 PM (kYvST)
Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 01:49 PM (5/yRG)
138 -- I had a friend in college who was 6'2", always wore high heels; she was pretty decent looking and super smart too -- so a lot of guys were intimidated by her, but just as many were intrigued. Actually, before my husband and I met, he used to hit on her from time to time.
And I always felt self conscious standing next to her; never felt at all that way standing next to my beauty pageant finalist friend, but my tall friend...yep, I felt...small.
Posted by: unknown jane at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: mcassill at November 27, 2009 02:04 PM (0w3vK)
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2009 02:16 PM (I3Udb)
Posted by: Lee at November 27, 2009 02:26 PM (TcVyy)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 27, 2009 02:26 PM (hoowK)
Why do I have this sudden urge to visit Carlsbad Caverns?
Or to drive through the Holland Tunnel?
Or to paraglide down into that gigantic hole like the guy did in National Geographic's "Planet Earth"?
Or to drop a hot dog into the Grand Canyon?
Or...
Posted by: effinayright at November 27, 2009 02:52 PM (7M8Py)
Posted by: toby928 at November 27, 2009 03:11 PM (PD1tk)
"World's Largest Vagina Found..."
I f hers had a monologue what would it say? Something quit loud, I'm sure.
Posted by: Julius Seizure at November 27, 2009 03:38 PM (8+dez)
Posted by: E.V. at November 27, 2009 03:56 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: thebronze at November 27, 2009 04:10 PM (86F8f)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 27, 2009 04:49 PM (hoowK)
They must be putting something in the food or water.
Posted by: RTH615 at November 27, 2009 05:37 PM (Rytlc)
She's only 6" taller than I am (only 3 " if I wear a decent pair of boots), but these days, she's way too young.
Plus, there's my wife to consider...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at November 27, 2009 06:36 PM (vkeor)
Posted by: memomachine at November 27, 2009 07:10 PM (/+tPT)
I would hit that like Sir Edmund Hillary.
And I'd respect her in the morning, as long as she didn't roll over on me and suffocate me.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at November 27, 2009 08:15 PM (bxiXv)
She was dating a guy that was 6'4" and sometimes she made him look tiny.
Posted by: trainer at November 27, 2009 08:38 PM (yCWYQ)
I still feel skeptical; would someone run this by Megan McArdle? I would send her the link myself, but she might snap me into three pieces . . .
Posted by: Little Miss Attila at November 27, 2009 09:06 PM (saBHO)
Not to mention the fact that her managers are putting her in platforms and shooting her in platform shoes, next to little 4'11 ladies that *I* would probably tower over. (I love those women, BTW: I send them chocolates every year for Christmas.)
This feels like modern-day circus stuff.
Posted by: Little Miss Attila at November 27, 2009 09:12 PM (saBHO)
Posted by: otcconan at November 28, 2009 02:48 AM (RbwRe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2009 07:16 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 28, 2009 08:05 AM (PNTym)
You mean I might FINALLY have a chance of getting my picture taken with a good look model? Where do I go to get in line?
Posted by: Smorgasbord at November 28, 2009 05:28 PM (r26Fe)
Posted by: Sumo Runner at November 28, 2009 05:47 PM (f9bRR)
Posted by: Evil Tim at November 28, 2009 05:52 PM (e1Iok)
Those are pretty obviously fake boobs. and if that isn't a tranny I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: Rocks at November 28, 2009 05:53 PM (B0vt9)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 28, 2009 06:21 PM (GrDz5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 28, 2009 07:33 PM (2joUy)
Posted by: smellthecoffee at November 28, 2009 07:35 PM (txjHB)
If we are going for a caption contest I'll just go for something simple: I wonder how many times those legs would wrap around?
I didn't have time to read all the comments to see if this one was already said.
Posted by: Jay at November 28, 2009 08:07 PM (cnJzG)
Also I'm broke as hell
Posted by: Amos at November 28, 2009 09:33 PM (gvnPt)
Okay, I guess I'm the expert, seeing as I'm probably the only real, pre-op tranny on this thread.
That lady's no tranny.
Posted by: donnamae at November 28, 2009 09:33 PM (ONqld)
Posted by: TheSev at November 29, 2009 02:41 AM (iHeMr)
Posted by: shaken at November 29, 2009 03:51 AM (Dfe3r)
she's a dude, that ain't camel toe, that's a bag of marbles!
Posted by: shoey at November 29, 2009 07:01 AM (RxUMK)
Posted by: RH Potfry at November 29, 2009 08:36 AM (aaTCf)
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Posted by: George Orwell at November 27, 2009 08:20 AM (AZGON)