December 24, 2009
— Open Blog OK I know this dude's 15 minutes are over but he does a good job here. Enjoy morans and have a happy Christmas.
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Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 03:25 PM (gofDd)
OT, but the excellent Doctor Zero, who posts great things over at HA Green Room, has rolled out a blog of his own today. Good news! And his inaugural post is both timely and terrific.
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 03:26 PM (9Wv2j)
Maybe Dave in Texas could post something different.
Like Tay "Chocolate Rain" Zonday singing the Grinch Song?
Posted by: Tinian at December 24, 2009 03:27 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at December 24, 2009 03:27 PM (o4Xi+)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2009 03:29 PM (vKdhq)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 07:26 PM (9Wv2j)
Link? I looked on Hot Air and didn't see anything.
Posted by: Fuloydo at December 24, 2009 03:31 PM (S7Z5Z)
awesome, AoSHQ in IMAX!
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. esq. at December 24, 2009 03:33 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Fuloydo at December 24, 2009 03:34 PM (S7Z5Z)
I didn't think one beer would cause double vision myself. The mad HTML skills of Ace are contagious, I think.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 03:34 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 03:37 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 24, 2009 03:41 PM (cMo6P)
Nice bass voice, but a bit wobbly at a few points.
Regardless, wishing all the morons/moronettes, Ace and his band of accomplices (heh) a very blessed Christmas/belated blessed Hanukkah/holiday season for those who don't partake in either brand.
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 03:44 PM (92zkk)
That would be a sure sign that some imposter Ace had taken over, and that the real one was being subjected to awful medical experiments on a flying saucer somewhere.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 03:45 PM (qB3D9)
the environment is going kaput?
Holy shit, this is what people believe. Gotta hand it to the Left, they really did a great job brainwashing the young people.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 03:46 PM (00r+V)
Or probably any OTHER year, either...
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 03:52 PM (j9eJa)
Posted by: dogfish at December 24, 2009 03:53 PM (sGaoh)
Yeah, and Erin Moran from Happy Days would not be much better.....
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 03:54 PM (j9eJa)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 03:56 PM (9Wv2j)
(Don't try this at home kiddies, not till you've got some professional experience points behind your belts. Although, that's how you get them... so... cheers then! You wanna learn how to be a drinker? Man up, drink up, and learn up! Blessings will be found if you allow yourself to learn! Well, just keep learning about everything, the truth will indeed set you free!)
It is a blessed season, and I wish, nay, pray for a Merry Christmas for you all!
God bless us everyone!
Cheers!
Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at December 24, 2009 03:59 PM (RU4Qe)
No Christmas or Birthdays? Are they Jehovahs Witnesses?
What a uniformly strange family, from top to bottom. I wonder what path those poor girls are gonna take?
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 04:01 PM (j9eJa)
(If I can still type "hefeweizen" that means I haven't had enough, right?)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:02 PM (6USny)
Posted by: jmflynny at December 24, 2009 04:03 PM (YG6Xn)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 04:04 PM (9Wv2j)
32 Weren't we all informed last year that the Obamas don't celebrate Christmas? Or birthdays?
No Christmas or Birthdays? Are they Jehovahs Witnesses?
What a uniformly strange family, from top to bottom. I wonder what path those poor girls are gonna take?
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 08:01 PM (j9eJa)
No, they are devout Muslims Marxists. Why else would anyone put Mao and a drag-queen on their Christmas tree? It was just the Obama's way of giving us all and Jesus the bird on his birthday.
Posted by: Blazer at December 24, 2009 04:07 PM (+FzLa)
Holy shit, this is what people believe
I got a book today with pictures of quilts from a national show that took place over the summer. Two anti-Bush quilts, one Barry O quilt, and seven quilts about the world being destroyed by global warming. Out of 60 quilts.
Although if you really believe the world is REALLY being destroyed by human industry and activity, maybe you shouldn't be contributing to it by purchasing fabric woven/finished in Third World countries with no EPA, then shipped to your location, then sewn together with a machine that uses electricity, then shipped to a show, then featured in a book printed on *gasp* trees. Good grief.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:07 PM (6USny)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. esq. at December 24, 2009 04:08 PM (erIg9)
Santa Claus is still permitted to deliver seasonal gifts
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:09 PM (6USny)
Exactly. Guy had nothing left, didn't want to hurt anyone. He will probably get his cot in Psych instead of hard time.
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 04:09 PM (j9eJa)
Earn this! *earn this*
Posted by: Andi Sullivan's dick at December 24, 2009 04:09 PM (qB3D9)
I'm thinking somebody was looking for someplace to get three hots and a cot.
Posted by: RobD at December 24, 2009 08:05 PM (/LoE7)
Probably so, but thats not how it will be spun.
"OMG, heartless racist Christian gun-toting bible-thumping Nazi tea-baggers pissed off at the government and our black president want to kill us all !!111eleventy!1!!!1!!"
Posted by: Blazer at December 24, 2009 04:11 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 24, 2009 04:11 PM (Hv1Cx)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2009 04:11 PM (Gk/wA)
Thanks for the link! Obama has his oldest girl in football in Summer 2008??
Ohhh... kaayyy. Also notice how the girls are expected to "put themselves to bed" at 8:30.
Girls are probably raising themselves....
Posted by: TXMarko at December 24, 2009 04:12 PM (j9eJa)
Are we supposed to think it better or worse that hanging out in the Rev. Wright's church for 20 years was just for show?
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 04:14 PM (qB3D9)
I don't think those girls are doing any "household chores" with Michelle's 26 "servants" (her word) afoot, either.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:14 PM (6USny)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 24, 2009 04:14 PM (C3qdA)
Posted by: Franklinstein at December 24, 2009 04:16 PM (yLUx3)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:18 PM (6USny)
I can't believe they said that . . . Barry & Sasq won't give the kids gifts, but "Santa" can? Santa who? Do they mean Soros or what?
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 04:22 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 04:23 PM (92zkk)
It's A Wonderful Life is on...again.
Black & white version. Remember when Ted cocksucker Turner colorized It's A Wonderful Life and made the baby Jesus cry? Ted Turner is a dildo.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 04:23 PM (4aB58)
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at December 24, 2009 04:24 PM (ghGK6)
Posted by: lummox at December 24, 2009 04:25 PM (Ui0uT)
The Bishop's Wife has been on a lot lately, too.
Did Denzel Washington do the remake of that called the Preacher's Wife? Never saw it but heard it was good.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 04:26 PM (00r+V)
Biblical (for Texas) snow storm today, driving around with the locals is out of the question. Hell, lived here so long I've probably forgot how to drive on snow and ice. A nice Bollywood movie on Hulu and scotch on the rocks is the agenda for tonight.
Posted by: John Galt at December 24, 2009 04:32 PM (Ylv1H)
So much for reading the bill, huh?
I guess it was important for the Republicans to be home for Christmas. No need to sacrifice. The Founders never missed Christmas or even an episode of Ye Olde Matlock for this country; they too knew what was important.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 04:33 PM (4aB58)
We managed to finish wrapping the presents before the sun set, so that's quite an achievement... for us, anyway!
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2009 04:33 PM (sey23)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 04:33 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 04:34 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 04:34 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 04:35 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 04:35 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Nate Newton at December 24, 2009 04:37 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 04:37 PM (qB3D9)
Thx! No egg-nog in the Y-not household, unfortunately. We're still on this darned low-fat low-carb low-everything diet. Boo!
I am resorting to drinking light beers. sob, sob. So far my favorite is Kirin Light. Coors Light is acceptable (and easier to get).
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2009 04:38 PM (sey23)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 04:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 04:40 PM (9Wv2j)
Of course, Libertarians don't seem to want us to have any kind of meaningful military, so maybe it won't shake their resolve.
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2009 04:40 PM (sey23)
I am having Bud Light Golden Wheat today. Not bad, for what was available at the AM/PM.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 04:41 PM (qB3D9)
Who gave the atheists advertising space at the Illinois State Capital in the first place?
Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 24, 2009 04:43 PM (F09Uo)
Anyone see Zombieland? I think that's gonna be my late Christmas Eve movie.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 08:36 PM (00r+V)
Surprisingly watchable and worth seeing.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 24, 2009 04:45 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2009 04:45 PM (sey23)
Cool.
Oh, and if you like sci-fi/time-travel/suspense, I recommend the BBC series called Paradox. They only made 5 episodes for now, but they're all good. Weird how a lot of shows are mixing the detective mysteries with time travel.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 04:48 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 04:49 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:50 PM (6USny)
(I stopped it right there...did he go on and give PantLoad in Chief a plug?)
But really, you would think the guy could get a whole lotta voice over stuff....
Darth Vader in Star Wars 7???
Posted by: BigWyo at December 24, 2009 04:52 PM (SafY+)
That's profiling, I tell ya. Why to people think California women are total flakes??
Posted by: Barbara Boxer with Moon Unit Zappa at December 24, 2009 04:54 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: FishFearMe at December 24, 2009 04:55 PM (4YamK)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 24, 2009 04:55 PM (ZiQz8)
--"wa" (wa denotes the subject) ---(object) "no" (denotes possessive, or in this case, comparative) "ho ga ii" (better than). (I should have added "desu", which is the actual verb)
Although I actually do like Kirin more than Suntori - Kirin has a nice semi-dark beer that is very smooth. But Suntori has a few good brews, and some good memories were had with Suntori.
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 04:57 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 04:58 PM (B5cM9)
I guess they're Oprahists.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 24, 2009 04:59 PM (6USny)
Posted by: crystal at December 24, 2009 05:02 PM (KVSUW)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:03 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: Editor at December 24, 2009 05:03 PM (aMpT3)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:04 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 24, 2009 05:04 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:06 PM (qB3D9)
Anyone watch Modern Family? Al Bundy is in it. Wow does he look old.
It's not a bad show. Kinda like Arrested Development meets Married With Children meets The Office.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 05:12 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:14 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:16 PM (B5cM9)
I laugh at them too, but then I actually live in the cold. I do bring shorts when I come visit Kaliporny, but so far I've been bitterly disappointed that it's been too cool for them
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:17 PM (qB3D9)
I have a life, but unfortunately I'm 1500 miles from it at the moment.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:18 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:19 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:19 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:20 PM (gofDd)
Communists eschew all religion but fidelity to the party.
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2009 05:20 PM (+CLh/)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:20 PM (qB3D9)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:22 PM (B5cM9)
I think for 2010 we all should changes our nicks. You see, that way, hilarity will ensue. Ensuing hilarity is fun.
Posted by: Posted by at December 24, 2009 05:23 PM (00r+V)
68 How stupid would you have to be to be exceeding the speed limit on a major holiday with 20 pounds of weed in your car?
Not stupid, Stupid High!
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2009 05:24 PM (aT8vy)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:24 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:26 PM (gofDd)
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Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:30 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:31 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:33 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:36 PM (gofDd)
I'm waiting for the ONT. I hope there is one tonight...
And I'm going out to a family dinner in about an hour and half so I'm just killing time.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 09:20 PM (gofDd)
Mmmm, mmmmm, Christmas dog. I'll bet it's tasty.
I keed, I keed.
Merry Christmas rum, just in case I don't run into you later on the ONT, have a good one and god bless.
Posted by: Blazer at December 24, 2009 05:37 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:40 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2009 05:42 PM (9Wv2j)
Merry Christmas, Blazer. I'll send you some dog meat.
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 09:38 PM (gofDd)
Thanks, I'll put it in my deep freezer. Hell, at the rate things are going, this time next year, dog meat will probably be a delicacy here in the states.
Posted by: Blazer at December 24, 2009 05:42 PM (+FzLa)
I think I got sent through a time warp. The page I wound up at had this on it:
Zixie Misa
Pixy's Planaria Plantation
Paradise Cove
Epsilon Eridani C
27 January 2304
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 24, 2009 05:44 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at December 24, 2009 05:44 PM (gofDd)
LOL. When we feel like teasing our dog, we ask her if she wants to go to the Chinese restaurant. She wags her tail excitedly, the dumb thing...
Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 24, 2009 05:45 PM (qB3D9)
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Posted by: B+nachronda at December 24, 2009 05:48 PM (LD+ZJ)
You Morons will appreciate this tradition: At around 11 pm, when we're all sick of each other, we head out to the near by local biker bar, where we drink even more, and play pool, darts and pinball. It's funny seeing my 70 something folks living it up in a biker bar on Christmas Eve. They love it.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 24, 2009 05:53 PM (B5cM9)
@ 102
Yep. Global Warming in Oklahoma is the bestest ever!!! First, it started out as light rain today...then the rain to turned to sleet! the winds have picked up, and now are whipping Global Warming around in a fury!! So i'm stuck in the house, but i along everyone else in the state went to Wal-Mart yesterday. and the liq store.
So i'm real goooood
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