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December 31, 2009

The 30 Most Disturbing Ads of 2009. [dri]
— Open Blog

Yes another top ten list...Whatever. This one really shows the creepy side of the advertising world.Enjoy it ...if you can. (click on the pictures for pop up videos).

Posted by: Open Blog at 01:37 PM | Comments (33)
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1 What are the top ten, top ten lists?

Posted by: 10 at December 31, 2009 01:40 PM (dQdrY)

2 Stephen King's new thriller....

ARE
WE
THERE
YET?!

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 01:47 PM (92zkk)

Find the guy who came up with the Wakker Dier (Animals Awake) ad and check his crawlspace. That's some sick shit.

Posted by: Cicero at December 31, 2009 01:47 PM (QKKT0)

4 I don't watch TV because I don't have the patience to watch all the ads - if there is a good series I just rent them. Takes a few years to catch up, but to me it is worth waiting.

Posted by: lan sing at December 31, 2009 01:50 PM (cEOZd)

5 The Swedish chick in spot #10 is pretty scary looking...but I'd hit it.

Posted by: billygoat at December 31, 2009 01:59 PM (6DDE+)

6 Marketers suck.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at December 31, 2009 02:01 PM (LYbno)

7 uhhhh...no thanks, Mr. Blog. Your PSA selection is too macabe, even for me. And, yeah, I'd hit that swedish chick, too......with lutefisk.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:02 PM (rQTdM)

8 I nominate Flo the Progressive Insurance Obsessive Compulsive Stalker the creepiest ad character of the year.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 02:03 PM (QECjC)

9 ...more like a 900 V-twin.....vrooomm, vrooommm.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:09 PM (rQTdM)

10 That rat thing happened to me just this morning.

Effing freaky, I tell ya.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 31, 2009 02:11 PM (BFqyO)

11 5 The Swedish chick in spot #10 is pretty scary looking...but I'd hit it.

Posted by: billygoat at December 31, 2009 05:59 PM (6DDE+)

Oops...#21; took another look - I'd STILL hit it.

Posted by: billygoat at December 31, 2009 02:13 PM (6DDE+)

12 8 I nominate Flo the Progressive Insurance Obsessive Compulsive Stalker the creepiest ad character of the year.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:03 PM (QECjC)

CC -- I'd have to entirely agree; have a bunch of friends over at Progressive...none of us can figure out why they didn't give her goofy-ass the boot. But then, we're talking about her now...advertisers view that as 'success'.

Posted by: billygoat at December 31, 2009 02:15 PM (6DDE+)

13 The gecko beats hell out of Flo.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 02:22 PM (dQdrY)

14 I like the one with the Army guy coming home to an empty city and the Marine shakes his hand and welcomes him home, but that's just me.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:24 PM (nmfvn)

'Nam, bro, that ain't just you. That one gets me everytime it's on. The guy greeting the young soldier coming home reminds me of someone that greeted me when I came back froom Korea. Touches me.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:28 PM (rQTdM)

16 My most scary ad:

Perhaps you have seen the ad for the Michelin battery jumper cables that have a new feature that self-corrects if you hook them up wrong.

"If you act now" the ad goes on to say: "We will send you this auto tool kit, free."

Think about it. We now have thousands of auto owners who are incapable of hooking up jumper cables, now determined to try out their new tools.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2009 02:30 PM (cd6Ip)

17 15,

Understand Brother, I had to fight my way to my airplane home in SF.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:30 PM (nmfvn)

The gecko beats hell out of Flo.

I'd watch that on pay per view.

Posted by: Cicero at December 31, 2009 02:32 PM (QKKT0)

19 16,

Definately libtards, they have people that tell them to breath every morning.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:32 PM (nmfvn)

Great place to hate commercials:

commercialsihate.com

Posted by: w'evver at December 31, 2009 02:33 PM (1kwr2)

21 San Francisco sucks, that's the fucking truth!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:37 PM (rQTdM)

22 21,

Literally, hahahaha!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:38 PM (nmfvn)

Gotta get this in before the party starts -

Righty's response to 2009 -

America is Exceptional - Period. This decade, we will accept nothing less. If you try to tear it down, we will burn you down. G-d blessed this country - deal with it. America is Exceptional - no apologies necessary - don't want to hear any more of them. If you can't accept American exceptionalism and your here - get out, if your not hear - stay out, if you want to bring it to an end - then die.

May the next year be a year that reignites American exceptionalism and may the next decade be known as the exclamation point on American exceptionalism.

Blessings and prosperity to you all in this New Year and in this new decade of American exceptionalism!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 31, 2009 02:39 PM (r1h5M)

24 23,

Eggscelent! I concur.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:43 PM (nmfvn)

We got off a MAC flight and had to snag a taxi to get to SFI. 3 of us split the cab ride and the whole time this maggot (to use a slightly modified adverb) was giving us the eye the whole ride over. Fortunately for him, there was plexiglass between it and us. Felt like twisting his scrawny-assed neck for him but we were ready to get home.

Thanks for listening to my rantness.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:44 PM (rQTdM)

26 New years resolution: SHOOT EVERYONE WHO MAKES YEAR END "LISTS"!

Posted by: GarandFan at December 31, 2009 02:45 PM (ZQBnQ)

27 LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 02:46 PM (rQTdM)

28 I get nude moronettes for New Years again this year, right? I damn well better.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 31, 2009 02:46 PM (fkOV7)

29 26,

Over the top my friend.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:47 PM (nmfvn)

30 Find Diesel Helmets/Quique the Head (2nd ad from the from right on top) and watch 1:26-1:31. Best laugh I've had in a looonnng time.

Posted by: head of the class at December 31, 2009 02:52 PM (b0sdZ)

31 I really think the David Spade/Chris Farley ad is one of the creepiest evah! It's very disturbing.

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