Ace of Spades HQ

December 20, 2009

"The city of Copenhagen is a crime scene tonight"
— LauraW

Disappointed Warmists Cry Big Salty Tears of Unutterable Sadness Which Fortunately Does Prove To Be Utterable, After All

Lumumba Di-Aping, chief negotiator for the G77 group of 130 developing countries, said the deal had "the lowest level of ambition you can imagine. It's nothing short of climate change scepticism in action. It locks countries into a cycle of poverty for ever. Obama has eliminated any difference between him and Bush." [emph. me -ed.]
John Sauven, executive director of Greenpeace UK, said: "The city of Copenhagen is a crime scene tonight, with the guilty men and women fleeing to the airport. Ed Miliband [UK climate change secretary] is among the very few that come out of this summit with any credit." It is now evident that beating global warming will require a radically different model of politics than the one on display here in Copenhagen."
Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

Uh-huh.
Big surprise.

Well, maybe next year in Mexico, if you fly in more jets and use more limousines and consume more of the finest food and drink, that will finally save some poor child's life somewhere in the world.

Well, maybe not, but you're sure gonna give it the ol' Harvard try, aren't you?

Negotiators will now work on individual agreements such as forests, technology, and finance Â– but, without strong leadership, the chances are that it will take years to complete.

GODDAMMIT.
The sacrifice, people. I don't think you right-wing three-toothed squirrel-eatin' dumbasses appreciate the frustration here, and how hard this is going to be for our lefty 'negotiators.'
We're talking years, here. YEARS.

Years and years of this painstaking luxurious drudgery ahead of them. Yeeeeears of attending conventions in exotic locales and sucking cognac and caviar off seventeen-year-old hookers' inner thighs.
The bill eventually footed by wageslave scum such as yourself, of course. As it should be.

Sigh.

On a personal note, directed right at YOU; how come none of you idiots ever think up a fantastic scam like this? The Hell is wrong with you? I know many of you are capable of being just as clever and morally confused as anybody on the left.

Don't you think ol' lauraw would like to go on a plane ride once in a while? Huh? Or maybe drink something that doesn't have the word 'value' somewhere in the name? Yannow what I mean? It would be nice, is all's I'm sayin'.

No, don't talk to me about Principles, and about Truth and Honor, OK?

Because
Principles + Truth + Honor = lauraw can't have nice things.

That's fine. Really. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
It's fine. Fine.

Found from following sweasel's link. If you go over there, be sure to click on the link at iamfelix's 5:27 comment. Nice pic of anti-warming protesters.

Posted by: LauraW at 09:38 AM | Comments (110)
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1 Am I the only one watching football?

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2009 09:39 AM (sey23)

2 I realize that there's been a serious shift away from Y chromosomes since the advent of the daily apology thread, but surely someone else is watching the games today.

Posted by: Y-not has two X chromosomes but still watches football at December 20, 2009 09:41 AM (sey23)

3 Ya need to go into the religious leader business, Laura.

You can get the nice toys, and have your mansion staffed by hot and cold running fanatical devotees.

Posted by: Kristopher at December 20, 2009 09:42 AM (Jjzb5)

4 Have a revelation ... be the incarnation of Gaia.

Serve the Earth Momma ... bring her ALL the gold. If some unbeliever is holding out on some of the gold, hurt them until they cough it up for you.

Posted by: Kristopher at December 20, 2009 09:45 AM (Jjzb5)

5 "sucking cognac and caviar off seventeen-year-old hookers' inner thighs."

Oh my!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 09:45 AM (OmBSC)

Lydia Baker of Save the Children

It is quite possible that NGOs are more corrupt than the average government. My entire charity list just shrank to one: my local church. Everyone else can pound sand.

If NGOs ever solved anything, they wouldn't have a job.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 20, 2009 09:47 AM (dQdrY)

7 Oh what i wouldn't give to have three teeth again.....

Takes forever to gum a piece of squirrel.

Posted by: koopy at December 20, 2009 09:47 AM (XllG0)

hmmmm... humpback research grants....CHA-CHING!

we're gonna be feelthy reech.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 20, 2009 09:47 AM (Wh0W+)

9 They came to do good and they did very well indeed.

Posted by: rawmuse at December 20, 2009 09:48 AM (Tb6GU)

10 Sure is going to be fun dealing with these anarchists when the "PARTY" starts, like clubbing seals.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 09:51 AM (OmBSC)

11 What about a borrowed scam? 1. Steal underpants 2. ??? 3. Profit! All for the children of the third world (which might be as close as your home state with O-Care coming. Unless you live in Nebraska)

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 20, 2009 09:52 AM (or6Aq)

12 Grilled seal steaks........mmmmmmmmm!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 09:52 AM (OmBSC)

13 How about saving the children in the USA, novel idea.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 09:53 AM (OmBSC)

give me your phone number humpy and I'll fly you here to the worker's paradise of Washington and let you eat caviar off my inner thighs any time you want. See how easy it is?

sheesh, do I have to do all the sacrificing????

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 20, 2009 09:53 AM (r7Pa7)

15 If Ben Nelson hadn't been such a corrupt putz, this might have been a real good weekend

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 09:54 AM (UF00K)

16 Irony. Why not a scam for fake watches (see no. 10) Its like the ad people heard your call. Now only if I can get on the ground floor of some lace wig action

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 20, 2009 09:54 AM (or6Aq)

Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

Well, obviously, Acepolooza will be responsible for saving those children. Consider it part of the mission statement.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 09:55 AM (Be4xl)

18 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year." Oh, gee, Lydia means that Copenhagen has precious little to do with "climate change" and was all about filthy luger for Third World Failed States? Shocker, That.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 20, 2009 09:55 AM (QECjC)

19 Ya know when I was digging out 3 cars and my driveway today, I did not notice Al Gore helping me

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 09:56 AM (UF00K)

20 18,

That's the only gripe I have with Ace, he eats children.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 09:56 AM (OmBSC)

21 Because
Principles Irritable bowel syndrome + Truth + Honor Flop-sweat = lauraw can't have nice things.

Posted by: Pupster at December 20, 2009 09:56 AM (Fwqtm)

But seriously, I want what that person is smoking if she thinks that signing a paper would have an effect on climate change and save lives by next year.

W. T. F. I can't even begin to contemplate what she's talking about.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 09:57 AM (Be4xl)

23 That's the only gripe I have with Ace, he eats children. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 01:56 PM (OmBSC) Nobody told me we are having a BBque today?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 09:57 AM (UF00K)

24 W. T. F. I can't even begin to contemplate what she's talking about. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 01:57 PM (Be4xl) Taxes, taxes, and more taxes

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 09:58 AM (UF00K)

25 That's the only gripe I have with Ace, he eats children. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 01:56 PM (OmBSC) You make it sound like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 20, 2009 09:58 AM (QECjC)

26
It's the same 'logic' that says that BOOSH not signing onto the Kyoto suicide agreement was directly responsible for Hurricane Katrina.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 20, 2009 10:00 AM (CUyEC)

If NGOs ever solved anything, they wouldn't have a job.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front

Well said.

I still give to the Salvation Army, though.

Posted by: KingShamus at December 20, 2009 10:00 AM (8n1j5)

28 24,

Actually I go through a grill a year, just put on 2 racks of my famous ribs, "How 'bout dem Cowboys"!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:00 AM (OmBSC)

29 Ms. Di-Aping, Ms. Sauven, Ms.Baker, you are right. You have finally convinced me of the folly of my ways. But what can I say I'm a weak human being?
To make up for it I promise to see Avatar every weekend for a month and take it seriously every time. Plus I will organize a letter writing campaign to get James Cameron to promise to send 100,000 signature Avatar blue leaf hand held fans to impoverished third world children to help them keep cool till we can solve this awful Global Warming Climate Change problem. I promise. Right after I stop by Starbucks and maybe Borders.

Posted by: Rocks at December 20, 2009 10:01 AM (2bmRi)

30 radically different model of politics

Does that involve a fleet of green tanks with hybrid technology like regenerative braking? Perhaps a squadron of solar powered bombers or an army armed with lead free bullets?

Posted by: John Galt at December 20, 2009 10:02 AM (Ylv1H)

31 Glad I bought 3 cases of traditional light bulbs last summer!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:02 AM (OmBSC)

32 I don't mind him eating them, it's just listening to the apologies afterward.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 10:02 AM (Be4xl)

33 33,

Yeah there's that, he can be long winded sometimes.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:03 AM (OmBSC)

34 LauraW, marry this guy. Questions over business deals of UN climate change guru Dr Rajendra Pachauri The head of the UN's climate change panel - Dr Rajendra Pachauri - is accused of making a fortune from his links with 'carbon trading' companies From the telegraph, don't you know.

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2009 10:04 AM (yf/JJ)

35 27 It's the same 'logic' that says that BOOSH not signing onto the Kyoto suicide agreement was directly responsible for Hurricane Katrina. Posted by: Dang Straights at December 20, 2009 02:00 PM (CUyEC) Gee, does he get credit for the last hurricane season going by with NO hurricane at ALL? Some liberal talking head - Matthews, I think - was challenged about that the other day, and of course he does the usual Condescending Liberal Smirk thing, dismissing that as anecdotal evidence that proves nothing "over the long term," etc. HA! How quickly they forget all their dire predictions of The Worst Hurricane Seasons Ever, only getting worse and worse year after year, that they made right after Katrina!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 20, 2009 10:04 AM (QECjC)

36 an army armed with lead free bullets?

You mean it's the greenies behind hollow point bullets??

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 10:05 AM (Be4xl)

37 I still like clubbing them with trees, a baseball bat is kinda like a tree isn't it?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:10 AM (OmBSC)

38 the chances are that it will take years to complete.

Wait. What? I thought we only had 50 days or something until we were past the point of no return, irreversible, we are all going to melt. Its almost as if they are cooking up a crisis just to get money and control.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 20, 2009 10:11 AM (DIYmd)

39 We have OUR twenty somethings that enlist and do great things and then there's them that don't do shit but get in the way!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:12 AM (OmBSC)

Nam Grunt,

would that be the infamous "clue bat" ?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 20, 2009 10:12 AM (r7Pa7)

41 41,

YUP!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:13 AM (OmBSC)

42 Its almost as if they are cooking up a crisis just to get money and control.

He's on to us! Get me my homogenizer.

Posted by: Greenie #24601 at December 20, 2009 10:15 AM (Be4xl)

43 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

You lie. Not from an infinitesimal change in global temperature, they won't.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2009 10:16 AM (KY7vG)

44 Trillion is the new 5 bucks I used to beg my dear Dad for, it's almost comical.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:17 AM (OmBSC)

45 Just an aside, when I served in 'Nam it was the Armed Forces network, now it's the American Forces network, does that tell y'all anything?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:20 AM (OmBSC)

46 Just an aside, when I served in 'Nam it was the Armed Forces network, now it's the American Forces network, does that tell y'all anything? Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 02:20 PM (OmBSC) But many people still use the "Armed Forces Network" name don't they?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 10:22 AM (UF00K)

47 47,

Sadly but nope!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:23 AM (OmBSC)

48 I wrote Newt's communications guy and asked that Newt apologize to the American people.

He and I are in a dust up..

Please, somebody smarter take over.

Newt.org
Rick Tyler

I also admonished him for his alliance with Rangel concerning Education.....

Pelosi and Rangel and Newt sitting in a tree.

Posted by: non_dhimmie at December 20, 2009 10:23 AM (zACGu)

49 Waterhouse, I guess the breeze created by the signing motions would have been like a butterfly's wings and changed the climate dramatically in the next year.

Or she's just lying.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2009 10:24 AM (Be4xl)

50 Because
Principles + Truth + Honor = lauraw can't have nice things.

Now, now, now. Just you wait until I get my own religion going. We'll all have nice things then. We'll also all go to hell, but you can't get rich without breaking eggs or something like that.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 20, 2009 10:25 AM (bQ5xy)

51 `44 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

You lie. Not from an infinitesimal change in global temperature, they won't.

I'm not sure how it's even supposed to happen. They live in a warm climate, one presumes, and then it gets warmer?

Horrors! Horror of horrors! How terrible! Why, however will they survive? Boo freakin hoo.

I want a damned sympathy card from these people because it is below f'ing freezing here all day long. I want more global warming. Lots more. And if it makes some people more uncomfortable? Fuck them with the barbed cock of Satan. They have had it too good for too long.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 20, 2009 10:26 AM (Vo2Ef)

This is 1788 redux and the 'nobles' and 'royals' are just as oblivious of the serfs now as they were then. This cannot end pretty.

LibertÃ©, Ã©galitÃ©, fraternitÃ©, French for "Liberty, equality, brotherhood" Viva la Revolution! [ somebody sharpen the blade, please we're going to need it ]

Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 20, 2009 10:27 AM (adr25)

"It is now evident that beating global warming will require a radically different model of politics than the one on display here in Copenhagen."

Is that a threat?

Posted by: Lazarus Long at December 20, 2009 10:28 AM (RbtXl)

54 Just listen to these liberals when you are in their company, then look at how they really are, these folks are stupid, fortunately I live in Texas and we use them for road signs, "DO NOT ENTER INTO CONVERSATION"!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:28 AM (OmBSC)

WOOT!

Civil Rights Panel Subpoenas Justice Department in New Black Panthers Case

Posted by: High Crimes at December 20, 2009 10:28 AM (d7Px0)

56
Is that a threat?

I hope so, those SWP tshirts make good aiming points.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 20, 2009 10:29 AM (CUyEC)

57 The only problem with emptying a liberal's head is the smelly brown gunk that coats everything afterwards.

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 20, 2009 10:29 AM (/Ft4q)

58 It's so funny when they lose their goo.

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2009 10:30 AM (yf/JJ)

59 WOOT! Civil Rights Panel Subpoenas Justice Department in New Black Panthers Case Posted by: High Crimes at December 20, 2009 02:28 PM (d7Px0) Don't get to excited, I am sure it is just for show

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 20, 2009 10:30 AM (UF00K)

BTW, the Philly are got 24 inches of algore yesterday and this mornring.

I was just digging out my car.

Posted by: Lazarus Long at December 20, 2009 10:31 AM (RbtXl)

61 THIS PLANET WOULD BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF A LOT OF THOSE POOR PEOPLE WOULD JUST DIE!

Posted by: GarandFan at December 20, 2009 10:32 AM (ZQBnQ)

62 "Obama has eliminated any difference between him and Bush."

How dare they insult Bush this way. He is 100 times more both man and president than that imbecile boy-child.

Posted by: the real joe at December 20, 2009 10:32 AM (SUYSs)

63 Smelly brown gunk - impossible to tell which end it emanates from. (Freeze-drying has been shown to be a superior alternative, especially when the weather cooperates.)

Posted by: Old Sailor at December 20, 2009 10:35 AM (/Ft4q)

64 Ben nelson just thinks his constituents will love him, but they won't!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:35 AM (OmBSC)

65 35 LauraW,

marry this guy.

Questions over business deals of UN climate change guru Dr Rajendra Pachauri
The head of the UN's climate change panel - Dr Rajendra Pachauri - is accused of making a fortune from his links with 'carbon trading' companies

Don't marry him Laura W! He is (possibly) brown Algore!

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2009 10:37 AM (OKZrE)

66 Copenhagen- where the seas rise due to liberal tears

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 20, 2009 10:38 AM (or6Aq)

67 Another aside if you have a "Cattle Company" restaurant near you have a meal there, steaks are almost as good as mine.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:39 AM (OmBSC)

68 TMZ is reporting that Brittany Murphy died of a cardiac arrest. h/t andylevy's Twitter feed.

Posted by: DSkinner at December 20, 2009 10:39 AM (cGcXX)

69
TMZ is reporting that Brittany Murphy died of a COCAINE INDUCED cardiac arrest. h/t andylevy's Twitter feed.

ftfy

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 20, 2009 10:40 AM (CUyEC)

70 Who is Brittany Murphy?

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 20, 2009 10:41 AM (LtIsn)

71 71,

Is she just another mush brained hollywood idiot?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:41 AM (OmBSC)

72
Yup. But not anymore.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 20, 2009 10:45 AM (CUyEC)

73 I've got it. This is a sure-fire moneymaker, people. I think there is a strong correlation between Liberal-Democrat-statist policies enacted since the Wilson administration (the New Deal, War on Poverty, Medicare/Medicaid) and the increase in abject misery of those people the policies were intended to help (the chronically poor and people of color) We must enact legislation to de-fund all programs and institutions that continue to immiserate the aforementioned or they will all be doomed to eternal destruction. Wait. This isn't a hoax. It's the truth. Oh well, never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2009 10:50 AM (9Cooa)

74 Drugs, drunk and stupid (thinking that you are a celebrity) is no way to go through life!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:50 AM (OmBSC)

I know, I know! We organize a "Conservatives with a Conservation Conscience" gathering for a "climate justice fast" of our own... where we book rooms at some really nice resort in Sedona or Taos... and then refrain from eating from sunrise to sunset: that's the way the Muslims fast during Ramadan, so it has to be legit according to would-be detractors on the Left.

And just like the Muslims, we break each day's fast with a meal right after sundown. Just like the Muslim iftar meal... except with bacon. Lots of bacon. And gallons of alcohol.

And we spend all night each night using nubile young hookers' inner thighs as the whiteboard on which we use cognac and caviar to illustrate our plans for saving the planet... from the Warmerists and Thermomaniacs.

During the day, we invite the mainstream press to watch us set out on our vision quest through the desert, and they can see us march out on foot over the next ridge... to where the scores of ATVs are parked. We use the ATVs to get in touch with man's dominion over the Earth. (Hey, it's not like any of the reporters are actually going to walk even as far as the first ridge to see what we're doing, given that they can go back to the resort and drink umbrella cocktails by the pool.)

I am sure we can get David Frum and David Brooks and Ross Douthat and Newt Gingrich to fund such an important gathering, in the name of showing how environmentally concerned (their kind of) conservatives are.

Posted by: stuiec at December 20, 2009 10:51 AM (Ate22)

76 Ben nelson just thinks his constituents will love him, but they won't!

Ben, old boy, we've already determined what you are; we're just haggling over the price.

Posted by: Ombudsman at December 20, 2009 10:52 AM (y4B2y)

77 Brittany Murphy was one of the good guys. Entertained the troops, etc

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1ST at December 20, 2009 10:52 AM (ucq49)

78
Luanne Platter?

Posted by: Smelly Dirty Gay Pirate Hooker at December 20, 2009 10:53 AM (9X3KM)

79 I want a no-name to be elected to Congress and the Senate next time that is well versed in being an American.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:54 AM (OmBSC)

80 80,

Oh c'mon some of them do that just to get named in the papers and TV, I can spot insincere when I see it! Now Gary Sinese is the real deal.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:57 AM (OmBSC)

81 So is Jon Voight, guess he got tired of being an idiot!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 20, 2009 10:59 AM (OmBSC)

Luanne Platter?

Yeah, Mike Judge must be in a terrible state of shock right now.

Somehow I am not sure cocaine fits with this woman's background. But maybe I am projecting Mike Judge's disdain for idiots onto the people he works with. After all, in Hollywood, anything can happen.

Posted by: stuiec at December 20, 2009 11:06 AM (Ate22)

83 Damn, i always liked Brittany Murphy.

Posted by: koopy at December 20, 2009 11:10 AM (XllG0)

84 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

And this has what, exactly, to do with weather that we cannot control?

Could they be ever so obvious in debunking the climate scientologists' stated mission while exposing this whole scam as the guilt-driven wealth transfer (w/o recipient behavior modification) we know it to be?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 20, 2009 11:12 AM (swuwV)

85 Global warming is untrue. Please buy our oil. We will not hijack anymore planes

Posted by: sheik Yamani at December 20, 2009 11:13 AM (mhD2v)

86 88, Nice try. Work on your timing.

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2009 11:23 AM (yf/JJ)

87 It's cold outside again today. I think I'm going to incinerate another maple tree.

For the childrens.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and Assorted Astronomical Phenomena at December 20, 2009 11:29 AM (erIg9)

88 Laura W.

You're great. Love your stuff. How about a date?

P.S: How are your inner thighs?

Posted by: Sphynx at December 20, 2009 11:44 AM (xilNI)

89 Yay. Thenk yew for the hat tip, lauraw. Nice to come home to find my hit-o-meter esploded. Sad hippies. Is there no end to the joy they bring at Christmas?

Posted by: S. Weasel at December 20, 2009 11:46 AM (kjeKB)

90
Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

Damn, there goes our supply of under aged sex slaves.

Posted by: ACORN at December 20, 2009 11:47 AM (+FzLa)

91 Culture note for non-Texans: "Luanne Platter," the character name for Hank Hill's neice ("King of the Hill" animated series by Mike Judge) is apparently an homage to our ubiquitous Cafeteria chain, "Luby's."

The "Luanne platter" is a light eater's option at Luby's. You get two sides and a meat and one bread selection on a Luanne. Dessert and drink extra. The cafeteria makes an appearance in some of the "King" episodes as "Luly's.'

Posted by: Sphynx at December 20, 2009 11:52 AM (xilNI)

"Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

This is probably the stoopidest thing said since Obama last opened his yap.

Posted by: Pelayo at December 20, 2009 11:53 AM (8NGHm)

93 Obama has eliminated any difference between him and Bush.
Oh, and I thought George Bush gave more money to poor African countries than any President in history. How soon people forget.

Posted by: crosspatch at December 20, 2009 11:57 AM (ZbLJZ)

94 I never read anything not a slam about Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack. Everybody hates him.

Posted by: moi at December 20, 2009 12:02 PM (hIhu1)

On a personal note, directed right at YOU; how come none of you idiots ever think up a fantastic scam like this?

Anthropogenic Continental Drift. It's real, the science is settled, and it's got to be stopped before the continents all coliide in a massive global cataclysm that will threaten the very existence of all of mankind.

Cash, checks, and Nobel Peace Prizes will all be gratefully accepted.

Posted by: Cicero at December 20, 2009 12:03 PM (SCFiZ)

96 The guy's name is Lumumba? How fitting.

Posted by: Alex at December 20, 2009 12:12 PM (BXOPJ)

97 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

So, we were supposed to stop residential heating and turn food into fuel making food more expensive and less available to Save the children?

Weird, I thought freezing and starving was bad for children. I guess if you freeze them into children-sickles and put them in a freezer you could be thought of as "saving" them, and they'd take up less room if you starved them first; but that seems a peculiar goal, and not one that would get a lot of following.

Or has killing off lots of people gotten redefined as "saving" while I wasn't looking?

Posted by: Gekkobear at December 20, 2009 12:26 PM (KBg64)

98 46
Just an aside, when I served in 'Nam it was the Armed Forces network, now it's the American Forces network, does that tell y'all anything?

Um, they're still armed, but now it's supposed to be a secret?

(BTW, the snark is aimed at the PC name changers, not Nam Grunt.)

Posted by: Scott Crawford at December 20, 2009 12:44 PM (Exrhr)

99 Anthropogenic Continental Drift. ------------------ Now that there is genius. Cicero, I will quote this if you please, of course crediting you.

Posted by: arhooley at December 20, 2009 01:02 PM (GKXA7)

100 Woops, cancel that, Cicero. I'll credit the guy at The People's Cube.

Posted by: arhooley at December 20, 2009 01:06 PM (GKXA7)

101 Anthropogenic Continental Drift. ;"> It's real, the science is settled, and it's got to be stopped before the continents all coliide in a massive global cataclysm that will threaten the very existence of all of mankind.

Excellent, Cicero.
We'll say it's caused by 'bearshit and having too many trees around.'

Posted by: lauraw at December 20, 2009 01:08 PM (DbybK)

102

I have peer reviewed Cicero's Anthropogenic Continental Drift theroy and believe it is correct.

Pay me, cash only,small bills.

LauraW, ACD is caused by overweight Americans inducing an imbalance in the Earth. It wobbles like an out of balance tire.

Posted by: Pelayo at December 20, 2009 01:20 PM (8NGHm)

103

"Cash, checks, and Nobel Peace Prizes will all be gratefully accepted."

Nobel Peace Prizes? Hell Arbys coupons are more valuable.

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at December 20, 2009 01:23 PM (1g+Hs)

104 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

According to some lefties, about 3 billion people need to go, so now I'm confused. Am I supposed to be upset over 250,000 kids dying or applaud it as a good start?

Posted by: kadreco at December 20, 2009 02:41 PM (uPkbz)

105 Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year.

Well, if they're to die, better go ahead and do it, and reduce their carbon footprint!

- ecoScrooge

Posted by: Techie at December 20, 2009 03:00 PM (zbH+i)

106

Lydia Baker of Save the Children said world leaders had "effectively signed a death warrant for many of the world's poorest children. Up to 250,000 children from poor communities could die before the next major meeting in Mexico at the end of next year."

Wait a second. Isn't less people a good thing for the earth (or so we've been told)? Anyway, even if that number is true, which I suspect it is not, those children are more than likely dying because of their own corrupt governments causing war, famine, and pestilence. It's been happening out there for millenia.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at December 20, 2009 03:06 PM (HF2US)

107

Why do we let the libtards hijack all the "good" political words?

From now on we should refer to every non-party-affiliated conservative group as an NGO.

As in, "A crowd of several thousand attended a Tea Party NGO rally today in Cleveland."

Let the fucktards try to tell us that we are a filthy pressure group while they are virtuous members of NGO's.

BTW: that 250,000 figure just has to be pulled out of that woman's hairy ass, as it represents less than 0.004% of the world's population, an immeasurably small fraction of the total, nothing but statistical "noise".

I would enjoy breaking my ankle off in her aforementioned hirsuite fundament.

Posted by: effinayright at December 20, 2009 03:50 PM (o6Rer)

108 250,000 chiiiiiiiildren by the end of next year? SRSLY?

I'm scratching holes in my head wondering why these people are still getting air time.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at December 20, 2009 04:29 PM (xa1/W)

109 i love lauraw when she's angry... you go girl!

Posted by: shoey at December 20, 2009 04:51 PM (MaNzU)

110 Man, lauraw is easily the hottest and most talented blogger at Ace oÂ’ Spades. I think.

Posted by: jdm at December 21, 2009 04:08 PM (Uqwv1)

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