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December 07, 2009

Top Headline Comments 12-07-09
— Gabriel Malor

If you're just joining us after the weekend, there were several big stories while you were out enjoying life:

(1) Max Baucus Was Discovered to Have Recommended His Mistress for a U.S. Attorney Spot

(2) The UK's Met Office Announced a Moratorium on Global Warming Alarmism and Was Promptly Overruled By 10 Downing Street

(3) The Obama Administration Didn't Know What it Had Ordered General McChrystal to Do in Afghanistan

(4) A Death Panel in California Halted Mammogram Subsidies for Women Younger Than 50 to Save Money

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 08:08 AM | Comments (47)
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1 You left out the Uranus story.

Posted by: Rocks at December 07, 2009 08:09 AM (Q1lie)

2 Here's the other big headline: there was mold in my Cheerios yesterday morning. For real. Brand new box. Kinda shakes your faith in things.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 07, 2009 08:11 AM (SCcgT)

Mammograms smammograms. You don't need no stinking mammograms. Shut up and die you exist to give us money not to talk.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at December 07, 2009 08:12 AM (SqAkN)

4 Not a single one of those even causes me to go hmmm let alone shocks me. Does that mean something?

Posted by: teej at December 07, 2009 08:12 AM (c459z)

5 Tiger up to seven mistresses. I'm picking up golf.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 07, 2009 08:12 AM (mGSN1)

6 Also, it's been 14 days since the last sun spot.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2009 08:14 AM (OlN4e)

7 Thanks for carrying the posting load over the weekend, Gabe.

Posted by: toby928 at December 07, 2009 08:15 AM (PD1tk)

8 I can one up your Cherios story. I bought some Macaroni and Cheese from Price Club in a big ass bulk container once. Brought it home cooked it started eating it. When I noticed it tasted funny I started looking at it closely and noticed a freakin meal worm in my food. I took one tin of my fork and pushed it thru a noodle and it pushed a worm out the other end. Took me 3 years to eat Kraft again.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 07, 2009 08:16 AM (SqAkN)

9 How many days has Ted Kennedy been sober?

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2009 08:17 AM (GwPRU)

@ 11

Free meat and your bitching???

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2009 08:17 AM (OlN4e)

11 Hey Malor,

you forgot about Avatar.

Posted by: sporadic small arms fire at December 07, 2009 08:18 AM (dP6Ky)

12 I think the school czar story is going to get some long term legs -- some righties I know are already putting together a selection of excerpts for black churches. It is going to be raw meat for the base, unless he goes under the bus while everyone is distracted over Obamacare and A-stan.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2009 08:18 AM (07n82)

13 Obama has promised that in 2050, USA CO2 emissions will be the same as in 1910. With about 5x as many people.

DEPRAVED STUPID DANGEROUS IMBECILE.

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 07, 2009 08:18 AM (cd0d9)

14 Martha Coakley will probably be elected the next Senator from Taxachusetts. If she wins, this empty suit will most likely get mention for '12 & '16 presidential campaigns.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 07, 2009 08:19 AM (4Kl5M)

Along the same lines as Max Baucas, the Democrat mayor of Baltimore was convicted of misdemeanor theft and is out of a job now but the media are playing "name that party" with her.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 08:20 AM (2qU2d)

16 Try ordering boneless ribs from a Chinese joint and finding maggots in it.
My wife wouldn't eat Chinese for 5 years and only then after we were allowed to inspect the kitchen personally. The place just changed ownership a few months ago and the new owner let us do the same. Really nice guys.

Posted by: Rocks at December 07, 2009 08:20 AM (Q1lie)

17
what's this, a Best of Aos post?

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 07, 2009 08:20 AM (z37MR)

18 Close yer f'in link tags, Chrissy.

Posted by: fluffy, HTML guru at December 07, 2009 08:21 AM (4Kl5M)

19
thanks, Rocks, you just ruined chin..um, chinese food for me forever

Posted by: a.k.a. at December 07, 2009 08:21 AM (z37MR)

20 A comparison of Pearl Harbor headlines, and today's terrorism trial headlines: tinyurl.com/ydwfczh

Posted by: Justin Camp at December 07, 2009 08:22 AM (nF4Jh)

21 I was a maintenance engineer at a beef packing plant for 2 years. Go ahead, ask me some questions....

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2009 08:23 AM (OlN4e)

22 Good old Wendell "Muslim Arts and Science" Goller on Fox just now. The U.S. delegate to the AGW scam conference says that climaquidick "e-mails" will not impact the conference.

The U.N. 3rd world people want 10 billion dollars a year from the West.

The Meme from Fox is that there is nothing there but "e-mail" concerning trying to hide cooling. They have never mentioned the other items buried like code that DOES hide cooling and promotes "false" warming andf hiding the cherry picking of data.

Posted by: Vic at December 07, 2009 08:25 AM (CDUiN)

Did you mention a continuing lack of sunspot activity, maddog? BTW, that ClearasolÂ® stuff really works.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 08:25 AM (2qU2d)

24 Max Baucus is a repeat offender..
http://tinyurl.com/y8zftqy

Posted by: cassandra in MT at December 07, 2009 08:25 AM (GdalM)

Does the smell really never wash out?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 07, 2009 08:26 AM (SqAkN)

26 Compare and contrast -- google.com homepage vs. bing.com homepage.

Posted by: Gran at December 07, 2009 08:26 AM (xmjMj)

27 LOL #26.. putting a sun activity widget on my mac desktop....we live in interesting times....

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 07, 2009 08:27 AM (cd0d9)

28 BTW, Bambi says we will march forward with the AGW scam regardless of any evidence of fraud.

Posted by: Vic at December 07, 2009 08:27 AM (CDUiN)

29 What's this, a Best of Aos post?
In the end, there will be only Aos.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 08:27 AM (2qU2d)

30
I was a maintenance engineer at a beef packing plant for 2 years. Go ahead, ask me some questions....

Why is a giant wedge of foam cheese worn on the head by fans of a team called the Packers?

Posted by: bulwark at December 07, 2009 08:28 AM (jvrmc)

31 6 Tiger up to seven mistresses. I'm picking up golf.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 07, 2009 12:12 PM (mGSN1)

Fox has it up to 10. One was in pron entitled, Â“OMG, Stop Tickling MeÂ” and Â“Flying Solo 2.Â” I believe when it's all said and done we'll see he played 18 holes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 07, 2009 08:29 AM (pLTLS)

32 An occasional summary post like this is a good idea, although it does distract us from the Ongoing Tiger Situation.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2009 08:29 AM (FcR7P)

33 I think the Safe School Czar's recommended reading material list is the top news story from the weekend (it was posted here on Friday night).
http://minx.cc/?post=295495

Posted by: pitythefool at December 07, 2009 08:32 AM (Sg8sX)

Why is a giant wedge of foam cheese worn on the head by fans of a team called the Packers?

The Green Bay Packers refer to fish packers, so I don't have a clue. Possibly to cover their bald spots?

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2009 08:32 AM (OlN4e)

Yes, in about a month.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2009 08:34 AM (OlN4e)

36 Damn, it goes against all of my instincts, but I've got to give Microsoft's Bing.com a chance. Thanks for pointing out their 12/7 display.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2009 08:37 AM (FcR7P)

37 #33 -

Just guessing here, but maybe they are cheese-packers. I'm just glad Wisconsin isn't renowned for fudge.

That was over the line, wasn't it?

Posted by: Steve H in AZ at December 07, 2009 08:40 AM (2mqge)

38 Jawa Reports that Chicago man did Mumbai?

http://tinyurl.com/ycnuu2w

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 07, 2009 08:43 AM (cd0d9)

39 Technical evidence Climaquiddick was leaked and not hacked.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 09:10 AM (2qU2d)

34 when it's all said and done we'll see he played 18 holes. - lacyunderalls

Well, he could have played 18 holes with just 10 mistresses. 6 even!

Posted by: 5Cats at December 07, 2009 09:11 AM (O5yP8)

41 Has everyone seen the story over at Fox about the College Football Payoff Act of 2009?

This POS was submitted by a Republican. Just shows that the Republicans really don't give a damn about the Constitution either.

Posted by: Vic at December 07, 2009 10:08 AM (CDUiN)

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!!"

Actually can you imagine if Obama had been in charge then? Think of the opportunities that could have come from that crisis.

Posted by: Rick in MB at December 07, 2009 10:30 AM (2ocJB)

43 The front nine or the back nine?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 11:15 AM (2qU2d)

44 It's a sand trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 07, 2009 11:38 AM (PD1tk)

45 Dennis Rodman just dropped the F-bomb on Fox at 4:48pm

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