1
And so it begins.

2
No man is good.

3 True enough.  But I'd rather have an evil guy around who does a good job than an evil guy (or a good guy) who messes everything up.  Evil men have varying degrees of utility.

4 Zero is at 44% approval in Rass. Looks like I get to dip em again today. AHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS........

5
Oblaba is giving himself a B+ for his efforts so far of undoing the Untied States of America as we know and love it.

I'd say he's right in his assessment.

6 Onion is half black? That's some kind of codespeak isn't it.



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

7 this is my favorite thread of the Ace threads

8 We who are about to blog comment, salute you.

.

9 Left one is done folks. I'll keep you posted on Mr. Right.

10
There's nothing worse than an evil man who thinks he's good. A man has to know he is flawed and far from being good. He can do good things, but he'll never be good.

11

Dec. 14 (Bloomberg) --President Barack Obama said he is frustrated that “fat-cat bankers” continue to take large bonuses and fight his effort to revamp financial regulation.

“I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat-cat bankers on Wall Street,” Obama said in an interview with CBS’s “60 Minutes” program.

Does he mean the ones who gave two to one to his campaign over McCain's? Does he mean the ones who they extended TARP to? Which fat cats is Comrade Chairman talking about?

12 Here's an interesting bit from the NY Times "op-ed" section about aging.

^{_{(If only all their op-eds were columns of numbers, eh?)}}

13
Remember the creepy old man MENTOR who would drive around with that boy BILLY BATSON and teach him stuff and watch him change into SHAZZAM! who used wear red tights?

Billy used to talk the old creepy Greek guys and get really good life-lessons.

14 @10: Or a person who thinks they're wise.

There are many good people in the world.  They're just plain GOOD.

15 hey, I don't blame the "fat cat" bankers.  1st:  many of them rec'd these bonuses due to their employment contracts 2d:  they are trying to squeeze every drop from the bank before the govt comes in & totally f*cks up everything.

16

there was a little girl

with a little curl

right in the middle of her forehead

and when she was good she was very very good

but when she was bad she was horrid better!

17 Humanity, is it perfectable? Is perfectable a word?

18

Stuff Jefferson Didn't Say, But Could Have If He Wanted To.  Vol. 7 Issue 12

19 Which fat cats is Comrade Chairman talking about?

Daddy Warbucks, Uncle Pennybags, and Scrooge McDuck.  And J.R. Ewing--not a banker, but he's from Texas and made his fortune destroying the planet, so...

20    13 That was one nice van.

21 there was a little girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead and when she was good she was very very good but when she was bad she was horrid better! Posted by: I prefer better at December 14, 2009 09:35 AM (T1boi) Tiger that you?

22 Looking at his -19 on Rasmussen, some might disagree with Zero's self grade. I would give him an F, and consider it generous.

23 I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat-cat bankers on Wall Street I did not lead a revolution to have some dilettante borrow my best material.

24 Does this mean i have no hope?

25

From George Snuffleupagus

The PresidentÂ’s top economic advisor, Larry Summers, told me that “by spring employment growth will start turning positive.”  

And unemployment was going to top out at 8%. Oh well it's least it's 'Springtime for Barry and Democrats. It's winter for fat cat bankers and Republicans.'

26

When assigning tasks to officers, one must consider 4 basic types of personality:

(good and evil are too subjective to be useful)

1) stupid and lazy - these men can be used for simple repetitive tasks that are not challenging.  You always need someone to do the paperwork. 

2) intelligent and energetic:  these men are capable, but prone to micromanagement and overcomplicated schemes.  Thus these men make decent lower level officers but are unfit for high command.

3) stupid and energetic:  these are the most dangerous men of all, far more dangerous than the 1st group.  Because of their energy they will set themselves to constantly creating messes far faster than they can be cleaned up, and the entire organization will soon be focused on simply repairing what these men destroy.  They are walking, talking, disaster creators and must be dismissed as soon as they are identified.

4) intelligent and lazy: this is the man fit for overall command of any organization.  Why? Because he is smart enough to see what needs to be done but is also motivated by laziness to find the easiest, simplest way to succeed. And, of course, such an officer would never sully his hands with details, vastly preferring to delegate those concerns to the eager beaver types.

And this is how candidates for leadership are to be evaluated.

27 26 Napoleon said the same thing.

28 Looks like the EU Masters of the Universe types are losing control of Copenhagen -- see the sidebar.

29 Napoleon said the same thing. Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2009 09:48 AM (NT9wZ) And he died alone on tiny island in the atlantic?

30

Terrible analogy.

The one deserves his B+... If his goals were our Goals he would deserve an F.

But  his goals are radically different. In implementing his warped policy he has been very successful. If he had passed his healthcare he would have an A. He has done more damage to this country than any of our enemies.

31 Actually Napolean was in category 2 but was usually good enough to pull it off.

32 29 Yeah well he gave pretty much the whole world a run for their money.

33 anyone have the link to that kitten with a beer bottle picture that is sometimes posted here? i think it says "i luv you man" under the photo.

34 But what about good intentions? We know what road that paves.

35 Yeah well he gave pretty much the whole world a run for their money. Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2009 09:51 AM (NT9wZ) True enough, and the last great General the French ever had

36 I'm getting kind of excited about Copenhagen.  Even more so, since Toonces is dead set on swooping in and "rescuing" that clusterfuck.

37 That's a racist headline. Are you talking about Obama?

38

“I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat-cat bankers on Wall Street,” Obama said in an interview with CBS’s “60 Minutes” program.

Does he mean the ones who gave two to one to his campaign over McCain's?

Will they do this again is the question.

There is a word "perfectable". It means to make perfect.

When you start arguing whether man is perfectable or whether man is intrinsically good or evil you are unintentionally diving into the reformation arguments. Luther: Man is evil but can be saved through faith Catholics: Man is good with evil tendencies and will be saved through works and sacraments. I think most are good but many are intrinsically evil---gene malfunction. Politicians fall into the latter category.

39 clearly Zero is #3

40 See, now if we were talking about cheese and we were talking about my mother, she'd just cut the bad part off and serve it to us anyways.

41 Obama at 44% Approval in latest Ras.  Get the flaming skull ready!

42

43 24% strongly approve 42% strongly disapprove. -18. Yes!

More good news: China and India boycotting Copenhagen talks today.

43  I'm getting kind of excited about Copenhagen.

Car-be-que excited?

44 The quote is from George R.R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice books, is it not? I mostly agree with that statement. A predilection to lie will poison everything that a man does, and lying is a prerequisite for perpetrating evil.

45 I know this has been gotten to already, but you're a RAAAAACIST (racist has 5 A's)

46 Hey Barry, FUCK YOU!

47 If anyone points out that a certain group of Americans who shall remain nameless still approve of this disaster at around 98% they shall all be banned as racist hatemongers.

48

Does anyone know how many people watched the "Christmas at the Whitehouse" special with Oprah last night?

I guess they thought only women would watch it. My understanding was that there was nothing on but football all day Sunday and Monday nights....or the boys in this house have been fibbing....

49 Left and Right have been dipped. Thanks for your support in this matter. Best Regards, Ball Dipper.

50

she'd just cut the bad part off and serve it to us anyways.

Yep, my mom too. Moldy bread? Cut out the green parts and put it in the toaster.

Of course she did draw the line at weirdly colored meat. That went straight into the trash.

 

51 "Looks like the EU Masters of the Universe types are losing control of Copenhagen -- see the sidebar." Why should the Third World subscribe to the EU/Obie's vision of "green colonialism" anyway?

52 Wow. 44%? I have to go check, but I think Palin was at 46% approval in a poll last week. As confident as I was that Obama's popularity would inevitably slide, I would never have predicted that Sarah would be more popular than Barry just one year after the election.
I assume the MSM is under strict orders to not mention Wee-Wee's sub-Palin popularity, but just knowing must burn like acid in their brains.

53 Good or evil? All humans are basically evil. Greedy, lustful, envious, etc.  We have to constantly strive to do good. And, while this is easier to do for some than it is for others, for whatever reason, it still requires vigilence for all of us. That, one dollar, cup of coffee....

54 Heather, I'd love to have uncomfortable nerd-sex with you

55 54 Not mom but dad. He was reduced to eating squirrel during the depression and was mortally offended by waste. He could lose money in the market but you had to finish your peas.

56

Just wondering if Ace & Co. are going to start hammering on Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings and the whole teaching fisting to H.S. students thing.

Teaching H.S. students the proper way to stick a hand up someone's ass= B+

57

Does anyone else get the feeling that we are approaching a "The Stand" type situation, when we all have to choose a side for the final fight? No more pussyfooting around, neighbor against neighbor, brother against brother?  

58 61 not only that, they handed out a "kit" with a rubber glove and cartoon-like directions. The directions also had plan B (or B+) for cutting up the glove so that it could become a tongue-condom. Nice, huh? I followed too many links from Malkin's site....

59 Wait, I thought we were in favor of hot monkey-sex with underage sluts?

60 Some of us cut off the rot and use the rest of the onion.  Cheap I guess, but usually it avoids having to get in the car and go to the store for another onion. 

61 who the hell eats raw onions anyway

62 Well this is silly.  Michael Steele is having a "twitterview."


Truman:  Uh, thanks.  I think. 

63 I'm really shocked to see that President Present has proposed expanding Medicare to include 55-64 year olds as a way to get to Universal  Government run Health  care.
http://tiny.cc/WrvEo

64
re: Drudge

amazing how every lefty protest always appear to be just an excuse to behave like a weirdo.

They use these silly social issues as an excuse to let out the inner-freak as if, for example, being concerned about global warming gives one license to act strangely. Men wearing dresses, exposing gentials, women wearing bikinis, exposing breast, etc.

It's all a show.

65

Hedgehog, don't forget he's in favor of raising the ceiling for Medicaid to triple-poverty... approx 66K for a family of four.

The pincer movement there will leave aproximately seven Americans without government halth insurance.

66 No more pussyfooting around, neighbor against neighbor, brother against brother? Posted by: pnin at December 14, 2009 10:10 AM (iAiQO) Well I only have a sister, but I'm not all that fond of her.

67 Some of us cut off the rot and use the rest of the onion.  Cheap I guess, but usually it avoids having to get in the car and go to the store for another onion.

And some of us buy onion powder or desiccated onion bits in the herbs section of the supermarket and avoid the whole problem. (This is sub-optimal for sandwiches and hamburgers, however, so the problem is only partially solved.)

68

“I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat-cat bankers on Wall Street,” Obama said in an interview with CBS’s “60 Minutes” program.

I ran to help out Petrobas, just like my boss George told me to.

69
Onions sicken me. If I touch an onion its stink stays on me for days.

70

"Well this is silly.  Michael Steele is having a "twitterview." "

Jesus.  Another B+.  Does this moron come up with these ideas on his own or is there some think tank of mouth breathers giving him advice?

71 Sent to DRUDGE via his tip-box:
"Why won't you cover FISTGATE?

I find it hard to believe that you haven't seen the eight (so far) reports from gatewaypundit.

This should be "above the logo", all day, every day.  These subhumans are teaching kids about fisting, rimming, adult-youth sex, and more, yet somehow Tiger Woods' infidelities are more important?  

Something's wrong, here, Matt Drudge."

I wish you all would do the same.  Urge Matt to grow a set.

72 I see the push back on the Avatar is a lame ass liberal love fest  of a movie have started:

"Avatar" ends up being a toothless rollercoaster of eye candy that sexes up war, the very thing it professes to detest. "Avatar" is the perfect film to desensitize young audiences before they get the call-up.


For every cliche – every colonel telling his troops that they're "not in Kansas anymore", every fight beginning with trash talk like "Let's dance", there are myriad moments of beauty and of poignancy. And the final battle is worth the price of your 3D glasses alone.


In the second half the U.S. military gets round to destroying much of the local fauna and flora in a fetishist display of firepower (although not as gun fetishist as CameronÂ’s Aliens).


The movie has a 91% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes but I would put that down to Cameron's clout. An astonishing number of the reviews pan it but give it a postive rating for visuals alone.

73 Drudge got neutered already.  He gave up his radio show, no Breitbart running his site... and I am pretty sure he's very sympathetic to strange and deviant sexual practices.

74 All things considered, I'd say my marriage is a B+.

75

Well this is silly.  Michael Steele is having a "twitterview." "

That's the most appropriate title for anything Michael Steele has ever done. 

76 Thanks runningrn, that was great.

77 "51 If anyone points out that a certain group of Americans who shall remain nameless still approve of this disaster at around 98% they shall all be banned as racist hatemongers." Yeah, that 98% figure kind of stands out, doesn't it?

78 "Remember the creepy old man MENTOR who would drive around with that boy BILLY BATSON and teach him stuff and watch him change into SHAZZAM! who used wear red tights?" I remember him. He was creepy. Billy was kinda teh hawt though.

79 Glenn Beck is talking about Blind Sided.  Told all of you to go see it, it is a great movie.

80
Does this moron come up with these ideas on his own or is there some think tank of mouth breathers giving him advice?

I'm 99% certain Michael Steele is being adivsed by undercover operatives from the DNC.

81 I like to eat raw onion with my bacon, eggs, and grits. Also with sardines. My breath makes women swoon....

82 Does anyone else get the feeling that we are approaching a "The Stand" type situation, when we all have to choose a side for the final fight?

If it comes to that, I doubt whether it will be as simple as one side against another. There are so many special-interests, factions, and ideologies at play that it would be just a huge disorganized mess. Think of how bad it got in the mid-to-late 1960's in the inner-cities (riots in Watts, Detroit, and Trenton). Then expand that outward by a factor of 10.

There has been a process at work over the last 20 years or so that political analysts call "the great sorting". We've been sorting ourselves into enclaves defined by political, ethnic, and religious beliefs for a long while now: not over large geographical regions, necessarily, but within political boundaries. Cities have "red" and "blue" enclaves; even neighborhoods. This kind of division goes all the way up to the national level (the midwest and south are "redder" than the northeast and far west). Racial divisions are still very significant at the local level: there is, statistically, very little intermixing between white, black, and hispanic communities. (The "melting pot" hasn't really melted very much, in other words.)

Now: given this highly-heterogeneous mixture at the macro level, but highly-homogeneous mixture at the local level, and think about what it means in terms of conflicts -- not just political and social, but (possibly) violent. How would it play out?

83 Ah, the soaring rhetoric of President Genius.

What about fat-cat politicians, you hypocritical f*ck?

84 All men must be restrained by the shackles of civil society, and pussy, but mostly pussy.

85 Did you guys hear about the brand new golf cart that Stoessel bought using government grants?    Problem with you conservatives is you don't know how to game the system.  You actually have that moral compass feature.  So you wouldn't do that stuff.

86 Does anyone else get the feeling that we are approaching a "The Stand" type situation, when we all have to choose a side for the final fight?

The thing is this time the one bringing the hydrogen bomb to the party will not be the "trashcan man". It will be some toad that has been turned lose from GITMO by the terrorist in chief with the B+ rating.

87 an onion is black with rot

Just what in the hell do you mean by that?

88 OMG, do you hear Beck talking about the PC holiday CD?  this is too hysterical but scary true at the same time.

89

One major, New York-based daily fears its rival has lost its objectivity:

 

But Mr. Murdoch and his lieutenants have made two significant bets: that the cachet and reputation of The Wall Street Journal are elastic enough to encompass a much broader array of news and that objectivity in a general-interest newspaper is a losing strategy.

 

You got to give The NY Times credit for sticking with its “We’re the only nonbiased news source” talking points even as its readers abandon it in droves.

90

#55  Why should the Third World subscribe to the EU/Obie's vision of "green colonialism" anyway?

The Third World is just milking these talks to get free money from the decadent "green" West.  The Chinese and Indians aren't stupid.

It doesn't matter anyway because in the end, there will be only chaos. 

91 half an onion is black with rot

The only thing missing from this post is a noose.

92

Regarding Avatar, it's not the US military that is laying waste to the Smurfs and their "Home Tree".  It's a Haliburton-esque mining company called RDA Corporation that has it's own security force with the fuckin' cool-as-shit  VTOLS and mechs that do that.  No comparisons to the US military are made, although you know that's what people will do anyway.

I liked Jim Cameron before.  Now...meh.

93 Did you hear Tiger Woods changed his name to Cheetah?

94 Onion half black? Evil men? WTF is this shit? You trying to say something about my mulatto heritage?

95 OK, this one was kind of funny.

96 I worked for Halliburton, but they never let me lay waste to Smurfville.

97

I like to eat raw onion with my bacon, eggs, and grits. Also with sardines. My breath makes women swoon....

maddog's breath.........solid B+

98 #89 maddog:

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.  Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between swooning and fainting.

99 Oh please, instead of holding this thing in copenhagen, these countries should just hrie Goldman Sachs.  those guys will get their balance sheets in order fast and with a profit...

100

Breaking news:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court said on Monday that it rejected an appeal by four former Guantanamo Bay prisoners arguing that they should be able to proceed with their lawsuit against top Pentagon officials for torture and religious abuse.

The justices refused to review a U.S. appeals court ruling that dismissed the lawsuit by the four British citizens over their treatment at the U.S. military base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba on the grounds the officials enjoyed immunity.
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Deranged, BDS driven moonbats hardest hit.

101 OMG I think Beck just said that conservative is the new black.

102

I worked for Halliburton, but they never let me lay waste to Smurfville.

You were in the wrong department!

103

An astonishing number of the reviews pan it but give it a postive rating for visuals alone.

So, Avatar is the Tony Romo of movies.

104

OMG I think Beck just said that conservative is the new black.

Which makes Glen Beck, yup, RAAACCCIIIISSSTTTT!

105 Ok, Hallibuton and Blackwater -- probably financed by Goldman-Sachs

106 half rotten onion.......soldi B+

107 Did you guys hear about the brand new golf cart that Stoessel bought using government grants?    Problem with you conservatives is you don't know how to game the system.  You actually have that moral compass feature.  So you wouldn't do that stuff.

I saw that on Beck.  What I would like to see is local communities allow people to drive those golf carts on the road for short diatnce runs to the store etc. There are a few places in CA that already do that but there are problems. For the cities and counties they lose property taxes unless they pass some kind f new law for putting tags on golf carts.  They also lose gas taxes that are subsidizing mass transit.

Based on that, it will never happen.

Also, I am not sure that what Stossel was putting out was completely true. Yes you can get a tax credit for an all electric car but I think it is not designed for golf carts. 

This is from a comment from someone who replied at the WSJ article and he appears to be in the know on this one:

None of the current big three golf cart makers (EZGO, Club Car, Yamaha) make a cart that qualifies for the tax brake. The NEVs that qualify can not be driven on a golf course. To meet the requirements you must have seat belts, lights, turn signals and most safety items that are on a car.

108

Onion half black? Evil men? WTF is this shit? You trying to say something about my mulatto heritage?

What more would you expect from someone who is probably latino?

109

Did you guys hear about the brand new golf cart that Stoessel bought using government grants?  

Newsflash - I know several people who did that. I would have, but I didn't want to waste the space in my garage. 

110 runningrn @ 117 - thanks, you just depressed the hell out of me.

111 Over the weekend my friend who is an ultra lib was really down on Beck.  He was like, Beck ought to do a music video singing "Hit me with your best shot" and address it to the WH.   He said he is tired of them "letting Beck say whatever he wants and not refuting it at all"

112 Redskins 4th quarter Dfense=B+

113

Here we go again.  "black part" nice dog whistle you rethuglican.

seriously, we are all born barbarians but have the capacity to learn. Every generation has to be civilized from scratch. We are only just one generation of a bad educational system and disengaged parents away from Chaos. Oops - too late.

Time to learn how to be an effective barbarian yet?

114

"Now: given this highly-heterogeneous mixture at the macro level, but highly-homogeneous mixture at the local level, and think about what it means in terms of conflicts -- not just political and social, but (possibly) violent. How would it play out?"

Texas wins. 

115

I'm not going to bother with a link to the leftist Guardian's sister shit-rag, The Independent, but the loonie left is claiming that sun spots are now proven to have no effect on Earth's climate at all.

116

All men must be restrained by the shackles of civil society, and pussy, but mostly pussy.

That's the old conundrum...without pussy would man have progressed farther due to the increased time and blood coursing through the brain or would he be living in a cave with a 52 in TV, a fire, a meat storage locker, and a long stick to scratch his....

117

Sorry, buddy!  Maybe Maddogg can fix you a sardine and onion sandwich to make you feel better.

It probably improve his breath!

118 So, Avatar is the Tony Romo of movies.

I laughed out loud, and then I wept.

119 I was reading the CNN article about Haddasah Lieberman, Joe's wife, getting attacked for her associations. Jane Hamsher of Firedoglake is the one doing the attacking.

One, why does she deserve this kind of attention, and
Two, doesn't CNN remember her employment and association with failed candidate Ned Lamont, who lost the Senate election to Lieberman when Joe ran as an independent? Not worthy of a mention?

120

131 So, Avatar is the Tony Romo of movies.

"I laughed out loud, and then I wept."

Wait till the Redskins play the role of spoiler in 2 weeks.

121 I'm not going to bother with a link to the leftist Guardian's sister shit-rag, The Independent, but the loonie left is claiming that sun spots are now proven to have no effect on Earth's climate at all.

That is from the fraud deniers.  Personally, I think the sun spots themselves are only a symptom. I don't think the electro magnetic storms affect the earth temperature and I think that they are simply a symptom of the sun having more overall activity and thus being at a higher temperature.

If the sun is hotter, the earth will be hotter, an Occum's Razor thing.

122

He said he is tired of them "letting Beck say whatever he wants and not refuting it at all"

Did you tell him that Beck has set up a line to the WH with a phone number only the WH has so that they can call and refute anything at any time. Beck wants them to call hoping that it's not as bad as it looks. The problem is they can't refute it.....

123

Sorry, buddy!  Maybe Maddogg can fix you a sardine and onion sandwich to make you feel better.

 

Mmmmmm, and a cold home brew to wash it down with. What could be better. Makes the wife leave the house for several hours, but she can't escape the carbon emissions emitted (with cover fanning) later that night.

124

Re: Panin & Monty...

I've kind of been in that situation. The L.A. riots. When they broke out, and you could see the coverage on TV, see the smoke rising off to the southeast, and then start to smell the smoke and hear the helicopters flying around, it got strange. And depressing. I was just wondering how  people can act like that?

But there was a bright side. Myself and a number of  neighbors got together, and decided to organize. We kept a watch, to make sure no fires broke out in our several block area. We patroled the area, making our presence known. We also kind of discouraged some dickwads who seemed to want to either loot or attack our locally owned Korean Market down the street.

Bad as the riots were, I wound up making great friends with my neighbors, whom I really hadn't known before. This later paid off in spades when the Northridge Earthquake hit.

So yeah, I've seen how the scenario could well play out. The other funny thing was, even though most of my neighbors were Libs, I was surprised at how well armed they were. Mostly pistols and shot-guns, but stil...

I found that very interesting.

 

 

125 Top headline thought of the day --

The Dems have a prisoners dilemma right now. If they all vote for health care, they are screwed since the public does not want this and the campaign adds from the Repubs will be brutal., If one or two defect, they are even more screwed because the special interests from the left will punish them good -- they will have primary challenges and brutal adds from both sides.. So they all play along waiting for someone to defect and save them.

Lieberman is the only one that has the balls to go against the leadership, since he has already looked into the void and survived. He is not a fiscal conservative, he is not a blue dog, he is just a Senator that is no longer afraid of the Dem leadership.

So, yea they are going after his family. That's what thugs do.

126 Posted by: dagny at December 14, 2009 10:59 AM (XTad3)

I did tell him.  He was pretty important in the BO campaign so I steered him towards the website and told him to watch a few shows.  I also told him that it is beneath him to discuss something only via talking points and not through self research as he looks like a jackass.  so far haven't had a response from that email..lol

127 That's the old conundrum...without pussy would man have progressed farther due to the increased time and blood coursing through the brain or would he be living in a cave with a 52 in TV, a fire, a meat storage locker, and a long stick to scratch his....

In an all male world, the economy would consist of brewing, tobacco farming, hunting, and vegetable farming.  All taxes would go to support the NFL, which would play year round.  Eggplant would have died out.  Doilies would be a thing of science fiction.

128 The killer iceberg threatening Australia is calving.

129

136 The best was when he had Jeff man the phone wearing a Mao jacket to make Anita Dunn more comfortable.

I DVR Beck so I can fast forward when the soliloquies get too long. He cracks me up and he has great info on how all these communists/marxists/anarchists are connected and clips of their loony philosophies. Who knew that John Podesta was so powerful?

130 Okay you morons, those of you who have been fortunate enough to not be hit hard by this economy. It's time to step up to the plate. Find a family to help this Christmas. Military family. Single mom. Veteran. Whatever. If you can't think of a place to start, there's some easy ones. Toys for Tots. Crisis pregnancy centers. Food banks. Time to show some love and understanding.

131

Wait till the Redskins play the role of spoiler in 2 weeks.

We have a game in 2 weeks? Really...will I still be here?

132 Is anyone else uncomfortable with the way they are reporting the prez's meeting with the banksters saying that the banksters were "summoned to the White House".  that word "summoned" doesn't sit well with me.

133

Ah...I got nothing.  Anyone have any good tips for making chicken pox itch a little bit less?

I've been in a revolving state of (drug induced)calm/drooling stupor to dancing around the living room attempting to claw my own eyeballs and intestines out (and this time it wasn't due to the socio-politico-economic condition of the country) -- since Friday. 

134 chicken pox itch a little bit less?

Caladryl?  It's topical, so it shouldn't put you to sleep...

135 Comparing man to onions is like comparing women to rutabagas.

Isn't it?

136 unknown jane - baking soda bath.  It's supposed to help, I guess.

137 Good quote up top there.

I give it a B+.

138

Is anyone else uncomfortable with the way they are reporting the prez's meeting with the banksters saying that the banksters were "summoned to the White House".  that word "summoned" doesn't sit well with me.

Yeah. Its gonna be a real comical meeting. On the one hand, Obama is going to tell them to lend more. Then, on the other hand, Obama is going to tell them to stop balking at tighter financial regulations which would make lending harder.

Bluntly, if I was one of these guys, I just say screw it. I make as much money as I could next year, watch the house of cards fold and skip out. Then, when I got "summoned" to appear before Congress, start by listing my banks campaign contributions to every one of these slimy s-o-bs and asking if their campaigns would return the money.

139

Ah...I got nothing.  Anyone have any good tips for making chicken pox itch a little bit less?

Have you tried onion and sardine sammiches?

140 Posted by: unknown jane, at December 14, 2009 11:03 AM (5/yRG)

Aveeno has an outmeal bath.  But you can just make oatmeal into a fine powder and put that in the bath tub too.   Wear a pair of gloves, if you scratch yourself you will have a wicked scar.

141

Actually Napolean was in category 2

And thus, Waterloo.

Bugger never should have ran to Moscow. If he'd have said fuck it and gone home from Vilnius with his army he'd have ruled Europe from Paris.

142

But I think it is not to judge the people with the good or evil.

Many people is surround with oneself.

143 147 I got them at 29 when I was up all night with a new baby. Do not scratch your face, they will pock mark. Mine didn't itch, they just burned. Calamine lotion does help but I bet if you called the pharmacist he might have something new now. It's nerve endings. Wish my over protective mother had let me catch them as a child. You should have gotten the shot if you hadn't had them...

144 Jim Zorn looks like he is in Oz dancing down the yellow brick road with the Tinman in his head while he is on the sideline. He probably won't even know he is fired for a week or two when it happens in the off season.

145 Aveeno oatmeal baths worked for me.

146 158 Just let me say, Fuck Dan Snyder. Thank you.

147 From the people who brought you "Social Justice Math":

Treasury Sec. Geithner, Arne Duncan to announce initiative to promote financial education for nation's youth, 12/15. http://bit.ly/edgov258

The -3 in my checking account makes me feel sad, but I'm still entitled to a home loan!

148

Comparing man to onions is like comparing women to rutabagas.

Didn't we make it clear to you morons....no more vegetable jokes.

They aren't funny!

149 unknown jane, if you don't have gloves put band aids on the tips of your fingers.   Calamine lotions and caladryl have a tendency to dry them out and you want to let them dry out naturally so you don't get scarred all over.  There is something in Oatmeal that seems to make people feel better.

150

no more vegetable jokes.

Thought that was ok after Obama made fun of the special olympians...

151

Many people is surround with oneself. - Laptop-battery

Today's moment of Zen......

152 156  Laptop-battery   I have to give Laptop-Battery credit.  He's clearly trying.   Laptop-Battery, what is your first language?

153

chicken pox itch a little bit less?

Caladryl?  It's topical, so it shouldn't put you to sleep...

Aveeno.

154 dagny hope you nursed that baby during the chicken pox so they got the immunity.

155 147

Ah...I got nothing.  Anyone have any good tips for making chicken pox itch a little bit less?...

Posted by: unknown jane, at December 14, 2009 11:03 AM (5/yRG)

Try applying an ice bag or cold compresses to the affected area.  It worked for me.

156 I fuckin' love Laptop-battery.  Best spammer ever.

157 no more vegetable jokes.

Eeep!

158 146 Is anyone else uncomfortable with the way they are reporting the prez's meeting with the banksters saying that the banksters were "summoned to the White House".  that word "summoned" doesn't sit well with me.

Posted by: curious at December 14, 2009 11:03 AM (p302b)

Apparently Pres'Ent Toonces has a bag full of soul shards?

159 If you can't get out to get aveeno then just get out the quaker oat and crush it into a fine powder and throw it in.  Before there was aveeno this is what the great great great grams did.

160

I fuckin' love Laptop-battery.  Best spammer ever.

Screw You!

161 Posted by: curious at December 14, 2009 11:14 AM (p302b)

Oh and invite a bunch of BO supporters to lunch.  It'll make you feel better.

162

I fuckin' love Laptop-battery.  Best spammer ever.

But I am stil the best troll ever, right?

163

True enough, and the last great General the French ever had

Because he was Italian (Corsican).

The last not-french general the French ever had.

Rule #1 of warfare, don't fight under a Frenchman.

164 Lafayette was decent, right?

165

Rule #1 of warfare seduction, don't fight under a Frenchman.

Fixed it for you, my little juju-bean

166

Rule #1 of warfare, don't fight under a Frenchman.

No, the #1 rule of warfare. You don't want to die for your country. You want the other son of a bitch to die for their country.

167 Drudge has a post about DC handing out millions in bonuses.....what...is this "do as I say, not as I do" day?

168

"Mike Smith, who works as Santa at the Polaris Fashion Place in Columbus, OH, says a 5 year old girl...asked 'Can you turn my daddy into an elf?' 'Why?' he asked.  'Because my daddy's out of work, and we're about to lose our house,' she said. 

Oh, God.

Remember the old days when the mall Santa would go home griping about incontinent toddlers, spoilt brats and pranksters who made off with the big fake white beard?

Those are now the "good old days". If I'd had to hear what Mike Smith has been hearing, I'd take to drink.

169 Headline:

Obama meets with bankers, to coerce them into lending money.

What could possibly go wrong?

170

Thanks folks -- mine are primarily on the inside though, and in my hair and eyes.  Thank God it's a mild case.

 

Rule #1 of warfare -- don't go to war unless absolutely necessary, and when you do, you do what it takes to win (high ground principle applies).

171 Posted by: Zimriel at December 14, 2009 11:22 AM (9Sbz+)

That's heartbreaking.  There are countless stories like that, I'm sure.

172 unknown jane, if you have them in your eyes you need to contact your opthamologist.  I'm sure they have some drops for you.

173

That halfwit, von Moltke, is criticizing others? Keep the right flank super-strong, Dummkopf!

174

And you can wear oven mitts if you don't have gloves or mittens readily available.

175 Oh, wow.

As long as it pays a fair price, the government can seize your property to build projects such as a new road, school or police station.

But should that power, known as eminent domain, extend to buying land for a freeway interchange that's used for only one week, every five years or so, to serve traffic going to a major golf tournament?

176

Runningrn -- that (and some of my mom's industrial strength painkiller, that yes, I am taking without, gasp, a script for it) was the only thing that kept me from going to the hospital this weekend.  Fortunately it has let up some (I can't take medication -- an Ibuprofen or Tylenol will make me sleepy; one kid's Benadryl will knock me out for 4 hours).

So please don't take much of anything I"ve written in the past 72 hours, or whatever will spew from my fingers, too seriously -- I'm pretty sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster is stealing cheese from my fridge right now.

 

A fair number of the "liberals" would rapidly change their tunes if push came to shove with their personal lives -- it's that hard core base that has to be dealt with, and the mob they could sway.  They know this is the only way they can keep hold of power, and I think they would do it.  They're very nihilistic, that lot -- very filled with hate (a bit like the character of Gollum if you want to get literary; Tolkien pegged them there).  I do not trust them at all to act in any way rational or compassionate.

177

"Car-be-que excited?"

The best part about the whole article is the repeated use of the acronym DONG.

178

As long as it pays a fair price, the government can seize your property to build projects such as a new road, school or police station.

Kelo settled this.  They can seize your land and then sell it to another private interest.

Doilies would be a thing of science fiction.

Mrs. North tried putting doilies on the back of the toilet.  I mistook them for toilet paper.

179 In the movie Avatar, S. Weaver tells a disabled soldier to make his mind go blank then says, “That shouldn’t be hard for you.”

More commie propaganda from Hollywood.

180 That's the old conundrum...without pussy would man have progressed farther due to the increased time and blood coursing through the brain or would he be living in a cave with a 52 in TV, a fire, a meat storage locker, and a long stick to scratch his....

You say that like the 52 in the cave, etc., isn't progress...

181

No, no no.

#1 Rule of Warfare: never get involved in a land war in Asia.

 

 

182

On the subject of Avatar, hereÂ’s what pisses me off, the movie is rated PG-13, yet once again they are heavily advertising it during the day on channels primarily for children and McDonalds has Avatar toys in their happy meals.

 

If you are a parent that still reads the PG-13 label as not really appropriate for children under 13 it is a big problem that they push the movie so heavily to kids under 13. And, when other parents ignore it entirely and fellow classmates get to see the movie in theaters that also leads to conflict.

 

Either clean the movies up enough to get the PG rating or donÂ’t push them at kids under 13.

183 So, Glen Beck actually has a radio show?  Wow, it's actually on WOR in NYC!  I had no idea!

Is Beck on that new gate (I can't bring myself to even write it).

184 Soft zone coverage + no pass rush == 12 plays for 91 yards in 7:24. 

Donde estan los huevos, Gigantes.

185 As long as it pays a fair price, the government can seize your property to build projects such as a new road, school or police station.

If they take less than or equal to 95% of the property they do not have to pay you anything.

186 Gotta Go Morons.

187 the three women she currently has living and working at her compound of trailers off U.S. 95

Not exactly the glamorous life, eh?

188 Posted by: runningrn at December 14, 2009 11:38 AM (vEclT)

I don't think he "slammed" them.....three of them attended via phone. 

189 You can listen to Beck here, this is what I do.

190 Not exactly the glamorous life, eh?

Men could care less about the surroundings. They would screw a whore in a dumpster if the price was right.Women paying for sex would want atmosphere and cleanliness. So did they steal this idea from Heidi Fleiss? Wasn't she going to open a male escort service in Nevada?

Funny you should mention Nevada and whores...
I have been busy with work. Whatever happened with the Moron convention? Is that still in the works?
 

191

Iran 'working on trigger for nuclear bomb'

A total misunderstanding.  By making a "Trigger," they thought they were making a tribute to Roy Rogers - strictly for peaceful purposes, to promote understanding with America.

192

Iran 'working on trigger for nuclear bomb'

That was not the trigger option I had discussed.

193 If I were the enterprising sort, I'd be snatching parts of that calving iceburge to sell to fine liquor enthusiasts.  I've heard that glacier ice with a splash of the finest single malt scotch is otherworldly.  The ice is dense and so slow to melt.  It doesn't dilute the scotch.

194 If half an onion was black with rot, wouldn't you just cut off that half?

195

SCOTUS ruled today against 4 British men who were held for 3 years at Gitmo and sued the govt and Donald Rumsfeld, claiming they were tortured and the officials in charge were liable. The court ruled that govt officials were immune from liability.

So, all you conservatives who are afraid Obama's going to come and lock you all up in concentration camps...he can, and there's nothing at all you can do about it.

But hey, the War on Terror was bound to cause some collateral damage.

196 Origins of the hookah come from India along the border of around 1500 Years ago. These hookahs were simple, primitive, and rugged in design, usually made from a coconut shell base and tube with a head attached. hookah