December 15, 2009
— Ace Y'know that sci-fi villain who wants to use some God-like power to erase all of history and rewrite it in his image? I could totally do that.
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Posted by: Minnie Rodent at December 15, 2009 05:27 AM (PZLW0)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan's Ghostblogger at December 15, 2009 05:28 AM (1Iiqg)
I've never heard of such a villain.
Posted by: kefka at December 15, 2009 05:31 AM (n1uMU)
Posted by: Ace the Atlaxion at December 15, 2009 05:31 AM (ToM4s)
Posted by: the real joe at December 15, 2009 05:32 AM (SUYSs)
Y'know that sci-fi villain who wants to use some God-like power to erase all of history and rewrite it in his image? I could totally do that.
Who do you think you are? Barack Obama?
Posted by: katya at December 15, 2009 05:32 AM (JRz84)
Posted by: Q at December 15, 2009 05:34 AM (SqAkN)
Democrats know their health care reform is tanking. So why the mad secret dash?
The answer is found in a NY post -- by an anonymous democrat insider:
"Because they think they know what's best for the public," the strategist said. "They think the facts are being distorted and the public's being told a story that is not entirely true, and that they are in Congress to be leaders. And they are going to make the decision because Goddammit, it's good for the public."
The elites eat and drink their own lies and they know what is best, you suckers.
Posted by: ethos at December 15, 2009 05:36 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 05:36 AM (hKyl0)
and... says this democrat insider:
At that point -- Republicans will love this -- he compared congressional Democrats with robbers who have passed the point of no return in deciding to hold up a bank. Whatever they do, they're guilty of something. "They're in the bank, they've got their guns out. They can run outside with no money, or they can stick it out, go through the gunfight, and get away with the money."
Posted by: ethos at December 15, 2009 05:38 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 15, 2009 05:38 AM (lhxhu)
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 05:40 AM (hKyl0)
"Because they think they know what's best for the public,"
Why else follow a cult leader if not to have him do what's best for you even though you will not like it? Sometimes he has to take the tough decisions and spike the Koolaid because you might have some doubts.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 15, 2009 05:40 AM (SqAkN)
Sometimes he has to take the tough decisions and spike the Koolaid because you might have some doubts.
We have no doubts....more kool-aid please!
Posted by: Typical HuffPo reader at December 15, 2009 05:42 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 05:42 AM (e8YaH)
Y'know that sci-fi villain who wants to use some God-like power to erase all of history and rewrite it in his image? I could totally do that.
That lead in to the post --- solid B+
Posted by: Obama at December 15, 2009 05:43 AM (hKyl0)
#27 - Rass latest poll out of NY shows Giuliani beating Gillebrand by 10.
Also, recent poll shows conservative candidates have a good chance to take Biden's and Obama's old Seanate seats.
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at December 15, 2009 05:44 AM (PZLW0)
Giuliani won't be running for Senator.
Suspect he will. He can enter late because he has a national fundraising network, 10% lead in the polls can be enticing and I suspect all the latest employment contracts he entered into have an opt out clause. Plus, the guy still wants to be President someday........
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 05:45 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Monty at December 15, 2009 05:45 AM (4Pleu)
Does the past exist? Did anything exist before I opened my eyes this morning? What do we make of life in the face of these questions? How do wAAAAARGH ulp cpfok5f]5fgk[p
Posted by: Bat Chain PuTHE EXISTENTIAL STRANGLER at December 15, 2009 05:45 AM (SCcgT)
Dec. 15 (Bloomberg) -- Senate Democrats said they are leaning toward passing a health-care overhaul plan without a new government-run insurance program or an expansion of the Medicare program for the elderly.
The party has been divided on how best to cover tens of millions of uninsured Americans. Many liberal Democrats have long pushed for a so-called public option run by the government to compete with private insurers. A more recent proposal would have let people as young as 55 years of age enroll in Medicare.
Looks like Barry's A- might be in jeopardy
Posted by: TheQuietman at December 15, 2009 05:47 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Twinks at December 15, 2009 05:48 AM (LeFbD)
Also, recent poll shows conservative candidates have a good chance to take Biden's and Obama's old Seanate seats.
I describe those Rs as "more conservative". Castle is pro-choice (as is Kirk) and Kirk did vote for Cap and Trade (though recently has intimated it was a mistake). But, both did vote against the Stimulus and the Health Care bill.
Either way, its Deleware and Illinois so, no, you are not going to get a Tom Colburn elected, in the current environement, in either of those 2 states. Latest Rass has Kirk down 3 to his opponet. However, because his opponet has a primary, he is up in the air with ads and Kirk has not run any yet. Plus, for Kirk, he has one advantage in Illinois: the Blago trial is coming in the fall of 2010. Blago, the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 05:48 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: eddiebear at December 15, 2009 05:48 AM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Twinks at December 15, 2009 05:49 AM (LeFbD)
Posted by: Donald Trump at December 15, 2009 05:49 AM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 05:50 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 05:50 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Al Gore at December 15, 2009 05:51 AM (yf/JJ)
As long as it disappears in a permissably short time, then the whole thing could just be a fluke.
We are working on it.
Posted by: Obama Administration at December 15, 2009 05:51 AM (hKyl0)
Arctic ice has a fever.
I think we all know what the only prescription is.
Right here for ya, big guy.
Posted by: Cowbell, and lots of it at December 15, 2009 05:52 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: myrenovations at December 15, 2009 05:53 AM (gzKcQ)
Posted by: kefka at December 15, 2009 05:55 AM (n1uMU)
"Let me be perfectly clear. I want you fat-cat bankers to make more risky loans to my constituents, even though you know they won't pay the money back. And let it be said that I will simultaneously be passing more legislation, uhm, that will make it harder for you to make risky loans to my constituents, who you know won't pay you back.
Let there be no mistake: You fat-cat bankers don't get it, and you are my bitches.
And when I say "bitches", I mean that I will be using you as my personal slush fund. There will be a time for profit, but now is not that time.
And as I have said before, I'm the only thing between you and the pitchforks. Bitches."
Posted by: President Pitchforks at December 15, 2009 05:56 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: In Exile at December 15, 2009 05:58 AM (3H+fX)
The Charlie Gibson joke is alive and well, marauding across the country and leaving only destruction in its wake.
There are 2 things I have yet to beat: the Charlie Gibson joke and the Banhammer Thread.
Posted by: Death at December 15, 2009 05:59 AM (hKyl0)
I tried to take sloppy seconds off a smelly Indian for F sake.
I thought the Maqui were sorta sexy. Picard too if he had been over 5'4"
Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2009 05:59 AM (L76NN)
Well, the entire 20th century apparently never happened.
So we've got that going for us when World War I breaks out in 2011.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 06:01 AM (B+qrE)
The Charlie Gibson joke is alive and well, marauding across the country and leaving only destruction in its wake.
There are 2 things I have yet to beat: the Charlie Gibson joke and the Banhammer Thread.
Posted by: Death at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (hKyl0)
I may have a shot.
Posted by: The B+ Meme at December 15, 2009 06:01 AM (1Iiqg)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:03 AM (yf/JJ)
Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2009 06:04 AM (L76NN)
The Charlie Gibson joke is alive and well, marauding across the country and leaving only destruction in its wake.
There are 2 things I have yet to beat: the Charlie Gibson joke and the Banhammer Thread.
Posted by: Death at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (hKyl0)
I may have a shot.
Posted by: The B+ Meme at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (1Iiqg)
You're all worthless and weak.
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 15, 2009 06:05 AM (B+qrE)
Well, the entire 20th century apparently never happened.
But that means we'll have to live through the Titanic disaster again ... AND the movie. AGAIN. Guh.
Posted by: Joanna at December 15, 2009 06:06 AM (gJQTg)
Posted by: Sully at December 15, 2009 06:07 AM (x69md)
Tell me more.
Posted by: toby928 at December 15, 2009 06:07 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:07 AM (yf/JJ)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (yf/JJ)
Look, I'm working on it, OK?
Posted by: That weird spinning light over Norway at December 15, 2009 06:08 AM (hwaWv)
That's asking for a lot, Ace. After all, you're not G-d, like our current president.
At least you can be an Evil Overlord. But, make sure you follow the Rules for being one. It's dangerous out there.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2009 06:09 AM (Zj8fM)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 15, 2009 06:09 AM (Q41Zh)
You're all worthless and weak.
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 15, 2009 10:05 AM (B+qrE)
And you, sir, are pathetic.
Posted by: Dick Cheney's Mighty Warcock at December 15, 2009 06:09 AM (hKyl0)
But that means we'll have to live through the Titanic disaster again ... AND the movie. AGAIN. Guh.
So, you've seen Avatar already, huh?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 06:12 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:13 AM (yf/JJ)
Silly mortals....
We dont need no stinkin Hadron Collider. I can split atoms with my unprecedented awesomeness and the power of my unprecedented mind. I am "The OneTM" we have been waitning for. The rest of you have acted stupidly.
Muuuuhhhahahahahahahahaaa
Posted by: Barrack Hussein Obama at December 15, 2009 06:14 AM (J5Hcw)
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2009 06:15 AM (x69md)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:17 AM (yf/JJ)
Posted by: dagny at December 15, 2009 06:17 AM (L76NN)
So, you've seen Avatar already, huh?
I'd rather jam myself in the forebrain with a blunt spoon. All the pretty colors with none of the stoopid.
Posted by: Joanna at December 15, 2009 06:18 AM (gJQTg)
Posted by: President Pitchforks at December 15, 2009 06:18 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Coach B. at December 15, 2009 06:19 AM (EJAGr)
Posted by: Titanic Deck Crew at December 15, 2009 06:22 AM (gJQTg)
77 Can someone give me a hand rearranging these chairs?
Yeah. But if youse don't pay up, it won't just be your deck chairs we rearrange!
Posted by: Some Mobsters at December 15, 2009 06:23 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:23 AM (yf/JJ)
#27 - Rass latest poll out of NY shows Giuliani beating Gillebrand by 10.
Also, recent poll shows conservative candidates have a good chance to take Biden's and Obama's old Seanate seats.
Dick Morris said he is 100 percent sure that Giuliani is not running for senate. Obviously it should be taken with a grain of salt, but he must know something.
I would like to have Rudy in the senate on our side.
Posted by: Ben at December 15, 2009 06:24 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Some Mobsters at December 15, 2009 06:25 AM (e8YaH)
Q sounds a mite confused for an all-being.
To recap:
Captain Janeway from the Planet Helium was Columbo's wife.
Doctor Quinn was the smokin' hot Bond Girl.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 15, 2009 06:27 AM (D/RCG)
Cameron ripped off a lot of it, too.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 15, 2009 06:29 AM (NtiET)
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you're welcome
Posted by: brak at December 15, 2009 06:29 AM (W5NBA)
Doctor Quinn was the smokin' hot Bond Girl.
Jane Seymour. Who is STILL hotter than the center of Al Gore's earth.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 06:29 AM (B+qrE)
Very good, Serf Malor. The Timeatron is ready for use. Very, very good. MWHAHA!
Posted by: ace's more-evil twin who rises early in the morning at December 15, 2009 06:30 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2009 06:31 AM (s0Jxq)
I am your density destiny.
Posted by: McFly at December 15, 2009 06:31 AM (hCQG5)
MoveOn to counter-protest.
Maybe some hippies will get the wood shampoo. I can only hope.
Posted by: Barbarian at December 15, 2009 06:32 AM (EL+OC)
Should I give every last one of them a B+?
Because, by Obama standards, they all deserve it.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2009 06:33 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Dick Cheney's Mighty Warcock at December 15, 2009 10:09 AM (hKyl0)
Recursive memes are overrated, but not overtly so.
Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol III at December 15, 2009 06:33 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Banhammer 1.0 at December 15, 2009 06:33 AM (iTA1p)
Should I give every last one of them a B+?
Because, by Obama standards, they all deserve it.
C+ at best. Can't have Teh One having the appearance of a commoner.
Posted by: Barbarian at December 15, 2009 06:35 AM (EL+OC)
Yes, give them all a B+; but, tell them when they apply to grad school that you can't release their grades to the admissions office.
Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 15, 2009 06:36 AM (4s1it)
Boeing's first-flight web page here, including a link to the webcast.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 15, 2009 06:36 AM (D/RCG)
Posted by: Faux-blogger Andrew Sullivan at December 15, 2009 06:36 AM (EJAGr)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 15, 2009 06:37 AM (SqAkN)
MoveOn to counter-protest.
Anyone remember the plot of Blue Thunder? That would be cool.
Really, really cool.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 06:37 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: RobD at December 15, 2009 06:37 AM (sV3Dv)
95 OK, I have nearly 200 Calculus III students. Question:
Should I give every last one of them a B+?
Because, by Obama standards, they all deserve it.
Ask for a show of hands for those who voted for Obama. Then take all those grade scores and average them out. Because they ought to get the change they voted for.
Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 06:38 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Jim Jones Obama at December 15, 2009 06:38 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (4s1it)
Or better yet, I can tell them they have B+s but refuse to submit the grades to the registrar, citing "privacy".
Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2009 06:40 AM (T0NGe)
The union assholes will be out watching it fly towards SC.
Posted by: Barbarian at December 15, 2009 06:40 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 15, 2009 06:41 AM (NtiET)
I see over at HA that the 2009 withholding tables are out and that oh so fantastic $400 tax cut we were given last year at $13 a paycheck was really not $400. It was about half so we all owe about an extra $200 in taxes. So I guess the tax cut gets a B+.
Where is that idiot troll from a couple of months back who was lecturing all of us on how fantastically fantastic this cut was?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 06:42 AM (B+qrE)
Yeah, confiscate points from the good students and redistribute them to the ones who never came to class.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 15, 2009 06:42 AM (NtiET)
All 9 of them? Seriously, isn't that the whole country?
Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2009 06:43 AM (T0NGe)
I've never heard of such a villain.
Posted by: kefka at December 15, 2009 09:31 AM (n1uMU)
How'd that turn out? We kinda missed it
Posted by: Two guys named 'Biggs and Wedge' at December 15, 2009 06:43 AM (zyyJm)
Where is that idiot troll from a couple of months back who was lecturing all of us on how fantastically fantastic this cut was?
Wasnt that Honest Cloud???
Posted by: Barrack Hussein Obama at December 15, 2009 06:43 AM (J5Hcw)
Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 06:46 AM (yf/JJ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 15, 2009 06:47 AM (NtiET)
Posted by: sonnyspats at December 15, 2009 06:48 AM (e5GmC)
Posted by: Jimmy (Dhimmi) Carter at December 15, 2009 06:49 AM (e8YaH)
Anyone else bothered by the season finale of Dexter?
Kinda upsetting.
It's a show where the hero is a serial killer. The whole premise is upsetting. That's like saying the Titanic took on a little water and listed a little coming in to port.
Posted by: Titanic Deck Crew at December 15, 2009 06:49 AM (gJQTg)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 15, 2009 06:51 AM (NtiET)
Bloody hell! I forgot all about the Dishonest Clot.
It was painful to read him (it was a self-proclaimed him). I think he was off the lithium while he visited herre for awhile.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2009 06:52 AM (NXgjN)
Posted by: Large Hadron Collider Reception Desk at December 15, 2009 06:52 AM (ureMT)
Arctic ice has a fever.
I think we all know what the only prescription is.
Right here for ya, big guy.
Posted by: Cowbell, and lots of it at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (hKyl0)
Can I play lead cowbell?
Posted by: Mighty Quinn the Esquimo at December 15, 2009 06:55 AM (xxgag)
It's a show where the hero is a serial killer. The whole premise is upsetting. That's like saying the Titanic took on a little water and listed a little coming in to port.
That's one way to look at it.
Posted by: President Informercial at December 15, 2009 07:01 AM (z37MR)
Shocker!!! Democrat-voting counties will be spared Medicare cuts under Senate plan!
And by "shocking," I mean "totally par for the course for Democrats"
Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 07:02 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: eman at December 15, 2009 07:03 AM (yf/JJ)
The government, which is frequently accused of repression, denies any players are missing.
I love 21st century passive voice press accounts.
Fidel Castro, who is frequestly accused of being a communist dictator.
Charles Manson, who is frequently accused of being a muderous cult leader.
Our language is under attack, just like our institutions.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 07:04 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Barry O at December 15, 2009 07:17 AM (NtiET)
The Charlie Gibson joke is alive and well, marauding across the country and leaving only destruction in its wake.
There are 2 things I have yet to beat: the Charlie Gibson joke and the Banhammer Thread.
Posted by: Death at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (hKyl0)
I may have a shot.
Posted by: The B+ Meme at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (1Iiqg)
You're all worthless and weak.
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 15, 2009 10:05 AM (B+qrE)
I can't believe that you miserable ingrates forgot about me.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2009 07:21 AM (l1Wlr)
Bloody hell! I forgot all about the Dishonest Clot.
It was painful to read him (it was a self-proclaimed him). I think he was off the lithium while he visited herre for awhile.
Oh, the Cloud is easy to replicate: 1 part unwarranted smug, 1 part talking point and 2 heaping scoops of the stoopid.
Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 07:23 AM (hKyl0)
I've never heard of such a villain.
Posted by: kefka at December 15, 2009 09:31 AM (n1uMU)
How'd that turn out? We kinda missed it
Posted by: Two guys named 'Biggs and Wedge' at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (zyyJm)
Um, I lived.
Posted by: Wedge at December 15, 2009 08:11 AM (fPOY0)
Hmmm, I see that little Muttonhead was muttering to himself here again. When one reads his squirrely comments here, one gets an insight as to what squirrels must be thinking about as they scamper around our yards, acting ditzy and randomly sitting up on their haunches to see if anyone is watching them.
Didn't you always wonder what squirrels would say if they could talk? Well, now you know. You can read it right here.
Posted by: Perspective at December 15, 2009 08:13 AM (Cta0m)
Um, I lived.
Posted by: Wedge at December 15, 2009 12:11 PM (fPOY0)
I can fix that (but I won't remember doing it).
Posted by: Terra at December 15, 2009 09:07 AM (zyyJm)
Think of me as, well, a farmer who has finished his chores for the day, and who is sitting on his porch with a .22 on his lap, waiting for that pesky, little rodent to poke his head up, so that I can pick him off again.
I used to use a 12 guage loaded with double ought buck, but it got to be too messy, what with splattering that ditzy, little dimwit all over these pages.
He do make profound, squirrely comments here, don't he?
Posted by: Perspective at December 15, 2009 09:15 AM (Cta0m)
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Y'know that sci-fi villain who wants to use some God-like power to erase all of history and rewrite it in his image? I could totally do that.
I'd give you a solid B+ on doing that.
Posted by: TheQuietman at December 15, 2009 05:26 AM (1Jaio)