December 31, 2009
— Gabriel Malor I don't have a top anything of the anything post for the day and I'm rather comfortable with a blanket in front of the fire with the Navy-Missouri game on the bigscreen hanging over the fireplace. Also my BFF's girlfriend's dog has fallen asleep on my legs and I'm starting to lose the feeling in my toes. So you're getting this instead.
Click over to the Google homepage and type "why" in the box. It will helpfully provide these suggestions for completing your search string. I fear that they're based on frequency:
Best wishes to you all; see you next year!
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Apparently, there's an epidemic of stank vag around the world.
Let's hope there are resolutions made tonight to stop this trend.
Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at December 31, 2009 01:09 PM (F8sIP)
why did I get married too...
Because you've always been competetive with your sister because secretly you know Daddy loves her more...
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2009 01:10 PM (OGbpf)
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at December 31, 2009 01:13 PM (QBQcg)
why does my vag smell....
right above "I'm feeling lucky"...
Doesn't quite go together for some reason.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2009 01:14 PM (OGbpf)
Are you sure that's a dog?
Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 01:16 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2009 01:17 PM (OlN4e)
Men have nipples so they know where to put their hands when imitating a woman with large boobs.
Lucky Charms® = delightfully green poop
Dogs eat poop because it's green and has a hint of Lucky Charms® flavor.
My vag smells because it has a nose and is curious.
Posted by: Dang at December 31, 2009 01:18 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: Farouk Mutahbalabalab at December 31, 2009 01:20 PM (YCVBL)
Check out the "why" on Bing...
Bing's auto-fill "why" points to "why do dogs eat grass, and why do men cheat"
Evidentally less infections for Bing users... :- #
They also have a shut off feature... Clicking the "what's this?" indicates that:
You're always in control "You can turn off Search Suggestions at any time by clicking Turn off in the Search Suggestions pane. This turns Search Suggestions off until you choose to turn them back on, or until you clear your cookies."Posted by: bbay at December 31, 2009 01:21 PM (LZnr5)
http://tinyurl.com/nfklkb
Takes you to a site where you can listen to all the New Year's insanity in your area on live EMS/Fire/Police scanners....
Enjoy.
(I got it towards the tp of a couple of threads, so I'll quit posting it)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at December 31, 2009 01:22 PM (o4Xi+)
Best autofill ever was when I officially switched to "Bing" because the Google bastards didn't acknowledge 9/11. I typed in "Liberals" and the first autofill was "must die". Hahahahahahahaaaa....
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Traci at December 31, 2009 01:25 PM (DjkNC)
http://bit.ly/7piqjo
Heh. I've been waiting for the right moment on this one.
Posted by: Winston Smith at December 31, 2009 01:25 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Robert Reich at December 31, 2009 01:27 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at December 31, 2009 01:27 PM (o4Xi+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 01:29 PM (QECjC)
Why do cats purr?
Because they can!
Which, strangely enough, is also the answer to why dogs eat poop.
Posted by: 5Cats at December 31, 2009 01:30 PM (O5yP8)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for this Administration at December 31, 2009 01:31 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 01:32 PM (NaNYi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 01:32 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Farouk Mutahbalabalab at December 31, 2009 05:20 PM (YCVBL)
It was your mom who typed it in.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 01:32 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 01:33 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 05:32 PM (QECjC)
Google is the number one choice of the ME, nations run by dicktators, and France.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 01:35 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2009 01:37 PM (1pbUW)
Talk show host Oprah Winfrey was third with 8 percent, edging first lady Michelle Obama, who got 7 percent."
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:38 PM (p302b)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 01:39 PM (QECjC)
Why IS there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Posted by: YIKES! at December 31, 2009 01:40 PM (/cfp9)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 31, 2009 01:40 PM (Vl5GH)
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:42 PM (p302b)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2009 01:43 PM (OGbpf)
Because he's not a he-man blogger like me who laughs at terrorism
Posted by: Matthew Yglesias at December 31, 2009 01:43 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 01:44 PM (QECjC)
Sometimes you get a weird set of suggestions or alternate spellings when you enter a name. Try that.
Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 01:44 PM (NaNYi)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at December 31, 2009 01:44 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 01:45 PM (nmfvn)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 31, 2009 01:46 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: dum-dum, just asking questions at December 31, 2009 01:47 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 31, 2009 01:47 PM (Hv1Cx)
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2009 01:48 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 01:48 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Cocks en Fuego at December 31, 2009 01:50 PM (YCVBL)
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Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:51 PM (p302b)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 01:53 PM (OkT2m)
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu'd the gowans fine;
But we've wandered mony a weary fit
Sin' auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidled i' the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roared
Sin' auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
And there's a hand, my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne."
The original Robert Burns Christmas and New Year's poem.
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:55 PM (p302b)
DON'T VOTE
DEMOCRAT
Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 01:56 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:58 PM (p302b)
So the Bloomer Bomber posts here now??
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at December 31, 2009 01:58 PM (o4Xi+)
Will there be a "Happy New Year" thread? just wondering.....
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 02:01 PM (p302b)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 02:01 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 02:08 PM (rVJH4)
Will there be a "Happy New Year" thread? just wondering.....
Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 06:01 PM (p302b)
Well, I am fat so I AM the top 10!
Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 02:08 PM (rVJH4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2009 02:09 PM (nmfvn)
Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 02:19 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: Phil at December 31, 2009 02:24 PM (06f3/)
I once Googled "why does my ass stink" and the crew at Answers.com was kind enough to remind me to check it for dead Gerbils. After a hard night of partying you sometimes forget about those little fellas.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 31, 2009 02:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 02:26 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2009 02:30 PM (BsmB2)
Why do some men prefer cuddling to a blowjob?
Posted by: We Won't Go There at December 31, 2009 06:33 PM (sYxEE)
Hey, I saw that.
Posted by: Mike in Misheegan at December 31, 2009 02:35 PM (t72+4)
Why do the stars glow above?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
It ended when I lost your love...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 02:36 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 31, 2009 02:36 PM (BsmB2)
Posted by: dorkafork at December 31, 2009 02:42 PM (WbRO8)
All I got for Christmas was a smelly vag, and it's hateful to send this gift to a flaming cocksucker like me.
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at December 31, 2009 02:47 PM (W3vrv)
None of the Democrat women in Congress have smelly vags, but the Republican ho's cooters all smell like mackerel.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 31, 2009 02:49 PM (W3vrv)
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at December 31, 2009 02:52 PM (BsmB2)
Margaret Cho has a 10-inch dildo named Dick Cheney, and he should take the bitch on a bird hunting trip.
Posted by: Cymphia McKinney at December 31, 2009 02:53 PM (W3vrv)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 31, 2009 02:54 PM (BsmB2)
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at December 31, 2009 06:52 PM
Why couldn't I be satisfied with 3 or 4 cheap hookers who keep their mouths shut?
Posted by: Tiger Woods at December 31, 2009 02:54 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Bernie Madoff at December 31, 2009 02:56 PM (BsmB2)
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