December 23, 2009

World Watch: Livestock "greenhouse gas" contribution is now 51% !!11!!111!!!
— Purple Avenger

OMG, this is terrible. Last year it was only around 30% or so, now it over 50% of global warming that can be attributable to livestock!

(table summary line from page 2 of the PDF)
Total GHGs attributable to livestock products ...≥51.0
Game over man. GAME. FREAKING. OVER.

Also, the NYT goes off the tracks printing a piece about how vegetarians are roughly equivalent to mass murderers because like...plants have feelings and shit...or something like that.

Naturally, even a significant percentage of their moonbat readers have ripped them a new one for taking that radical a stance. Curiously, some of them sympathize with the plants. All I can recommend for those folks as a way to maintain their moral "high ground" is the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Those of us of weaker moral character will ummmm "celebrate" their passing.

The obvious answer to both these vexing problems was explored some decades ago in a little known film documentary. I think it was called Soylent Green or something like that...

[UPDATE] Owning a "medium" sized dog makes you the same in ClimateCriminal™ terms as driving an SUV 6,200 miles. Save the planet - eat your dog. Do it for the children. Do it tonight!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 04:47 PM | Comments (128)
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1 I hate these people.  I just do.  I can't help it.  They are not to be pitied, they are to be despised. 

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 04:50 PM (1+C5d)

2 One question...

How come the founders of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement are still alive?

Shouldn't the movement have reached extinction pretty quickly?  Who pays for their web site?

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at December 23, 2009 04:51 PM (tDm8K)

3

vegetarians are roughly equivalent to mass murderers

that's right fuckers mass murderer...who wants a piece of me!

Posted by: evil libertarian at December 23, 2009 04:51 PM (KxYmA)

4 1 They hate themselves too.They hate all humanity.

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2009 04:51 PM (7lhcR)

5 I hate these people.  I just do.  I can't help it.  They are not to be pitied, they are to be despised. 

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 08:50 PM (1+C5d)

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Ok, but what would we do for laughs?

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at December 23, 2009 04:52 PM (tDm8K)

6 End of the big block from GM

I guess I won't help as much as they thought it would...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 23, 2009 04:52 PM (B5cM9)

7 4 -- you got it right. This is nothing less than unadulterated misanthropy.

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at December 23, 2009 04:53 PM (+deq6)

8 Went out to lunch with a colleague today and as we were scooting along in his Prius NPR dribbled from the radio. The subject was AGW. According to NPR the Copenhagen debacle never happened ClimateGate never happened, the ice caps and glaciers will be gone next Tuesday, dogs and cats are not only living together they are having puppens. It was absolutely stunning.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 23, 2009 04:53 PM (ttigb)

9
I'm adding to the methane gas problem right now!

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 04:54 PM (7wcCZ)

10 I'm willing to let any who want into the self-extinction line cut in front of me.  I'm selfless like that.

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 04:54 PM (1+C5d)

11
End of the big block from GM

That SUCKS!   I really, really hope they have sold the plans to someone who appreciates them.  There's no replacement for displacement.  Fucking pussies.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 04:55 PM (7wcCZ)

12 Begone, Demon Sock from Hell!!!

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2009 04:55 PM (ttigb)

13 Who's been feeding my dang cows White Castle's??

Posted by: Leathery Western Rancher Guy at December 23, 2009 04:55 PM (aC0uO)

14 Ok assholes... you go first. We'll be right there after you die. Honest.

Posted by: Vet Missing Parts at December 23, 2009 04:57 PM (w6Lfj)

15 Come to Detroit! Houses Cheap! Lots of empty land! Back to Nature!

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2009 04:57 PM (ttigb)

16

Hey, somebody pull my finger.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 04:57 PM (7wcCZ)

17

They hate themselves too.They hate all humanity

And farm animals.

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 04:58 PM (1+C5d)

18 Yeah, anytime one of these libtard enviro weenies starts with man is evil, there are too many people, I'm like, okay.  You go first.

Posted by: Parker Griffith at December 23, 2009 04:58 PM (UOM48)

19 Too many cows?  Simple enough solution.  Federalize steak and bj day.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 23, 2009 04:59 PM (DIYmd)

20 Kool-aid. Poison. Some assembly required .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2009 04:59 PM (vKdhq)

21 Ok, let me get this straight.

1. Livestock is causing global warming.
2. The solution would be to kill all livestock.
3. But you can't kill the livestock, because they possibly have legal rights.
4. The solution??? Free range livestock and vegetarianism?
5. No, can't do that. Plants have feelings.

So, I'm guessing the only "logical" libtard solution is voluntary extinction? Is that correct?

/Wow, this is like reasoning with stoned squirrels....

Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2009 05:00 PM (OKZrE)

22 *kicks sockpuppet across room*

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 05:02 PM (UOM48)

23 /Wow, this is like reasoning with stoned squirrels.... Posted by: shibumi

Did you at least film that conversation for posterity and YouTube ?

Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 05:02 PM (DwKMY)

24

this is like reasoning with stoned squirrels....


Stoned squirrels make more sense.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 23, 2009 05:02 PM (60O6b)

25

"All I can recommend for those folks as a way to maintain their moral "high ground" is the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Those of us of weaker moral character will ummmm "celebrate" their passing."

I agree with PA.  Why aren't we seeing some of these self-righteous assholes making the ultimate sacrifice and martyring themselves to help save the planet?  If they don't want to go to that extreme, why don't they quit flying, quit driving, quit living in houses, working in buildings, wearing clothes, eating, breathing, quit having pets, stop having kids, etc. For some reason, I just don't see many of them even taking the small steps. 

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 23, 2009 05:03 PM (Vu6sl)

26 But sea kittens are still greenhouse-gas neutral, right? Hungry land kittehs want to know.

Posted by: PA Cat at December 23, 2009 05:05 PM (mi5Ub)

27 Humans Pwned !!!

Posted by: Cows at December 23, 2009 05:05 PM (6DDE+)

28 Who's been feeding my dang cows White Castle's??

Posted by: Leathery Western Rancher Guy at December 23, 2009 08:55 PM (aC0uO)

Considering that cows are now producing 20% more gas than last year (farts deadly enough to cause snowstorms in Copenhagen and DC), I'm thinking some dastardly earth-hating super-villian must have taken a page from that Seinfeld episode with the horse.

That's it! Holy Gaia, Batman,  Dick Cheney is feeding cows beans!  

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2009 05:05 PM (1eL3b)

29 Er, you are surprised?  Pets are evil, everything is evil except vegans!

Posted by: Kemp at December 23, 2009 05:06 PM (2+9Yx)

30 Lemme be clear, economic recovery is contingent upon bovine reform.

Hold on, hold on.  I know a lot of folks are afraid of bovine change.  Know this.  If you like your cow, you can keep her.  If you like your cow patty, you can keep that too.  And it won't cost you a thing.

Not one dime.

And I mean it.

Posted by: President Toonces at December 23, 2009 05:08 PM (W+E+o)

31 I think the problem is the whole "voluntary" part.  Too much slacking, in my opinion.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2009 05:10 PM (s5x6i)

32

"Just turds, just cow patties!"

-Wee Wee the 1st

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 05:12 PM (7wcCZ)

33 So, cow tipping is cool now?

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2009 05:12 PM (ttigb)

34

Actually there is an option for people who don't consume water, plants or meat:  Breatharianism. 

http://tinyurl.com/2doaqh

It leads to dehydration and an agonizing death.  But, shouldn't a true believer be willing to make that sacrifice for Gaia?

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2009 05:12 PM (1+C5d)

35

One word:

Eatmorebeef !!!!11!!

Posted by: Tom at December 23, 2009 05:14 PM (WkrUl)

36 I'm convinced that there would be half as many vegans and vegetarians in the world if they weren't able to talk about it with anyone. They're pretty much the bastard offspring of Rachel Carson and Savonarola.

Posted by: Iskandar at December 23, 2009 05:14 PM (DwKMY)

37 All of you guys need to go look at a 6-part YouTube documentary called "The Cloud Mystery."  If you watch it, you will understand climate variations and will be able to argue with these moonbats.

To summarize:
1. The earth is constantly bombarded by cosmic rays,  which come from dying stars.
2.  Cosmic rays hit the earth,  and some of them cause charged particles in the atmosphere, which attract water droplets and form clouds.
3.  When the earth has a greater amount of low altitude clouds formed by the cosmic rays, the earth cools.  Less clouds, warmer surface temps.
4. The sun's magnetic field deflects some cosmic rays.  When the sun is active, less rays, less clouds, warmer earth.  Lazy sun, more rays, cooler earth. 
5.  When the earth passes through dense areas of the Milky Way, the sun can't overcome the cosmic rays, so we get an ice age. 

Go watch this documentary.  It's easy to understand, and you will be able to tell the global warming acquaintances of yours to go pound sand.

I found the link to this here several days ago as one of those tinyurl things.  I am very grateful to whoever posted that.  Seriously,  go find this documentary and watch it.  It's easy to understand and you will be amazed.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2009 05:14 PM (4DwVn)

38

For all of you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, Philistine Luddites:

As a highly credentialed research scientist I can tell you that the views you fools scoff at are strongly supported by an enormous amount of rigorously reviewed data that gives proof to the current scientific consensus. As a community, we scientists simply cannot allow idiots like you to lead us down the path of planetary destruction.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at December 23, 2009 05:16 PM (7+pP9)

39

The Build-a-Bears were right!!!  The ice caps will melt before THIS Christmas!!!!

Burn down McDonalds, burn down Burger King...

Posted by: BaB at December 23, 2009 05:16 PM (mMMRz)

40 Hold on just a sec...  where do you think botox comes from??

Posted by: Doc Hollywood at December 23, 2009 05:17 PM (mMMRz)

41 Tim Robbins and Suzan Sarandon just broke up.  Could one have been too liberal for the other?  If so, which one? 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 23, 2009 05:17 PM (RQ+qN)

42
If Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon take a shit in the woods, does Al Gore take a long position on carbon futures?

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 05:19 PM (7wcCZ)

43

As a highly credentialed research scientist I can tell you that the views you fools scoff at are strongly supported by an enormous amount of rigorously reviewed data that gives proof to the current scientific consensus. As a community, we scientists simply cannot allow idiots like you to lead us down the path of planetary destruction.

I would like to see the emails that confirm 51% livestock GHG emissions.  Please consult UK science.

Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at December 23, 2009 05:20 PM (F8sIP)

44 I'm adding to the methane gas problem right now!

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 23, 2009 08:54 PM (7wcCZ)

Dude, you crack me up.

Wow, this is like reasoning with stoned squirrels....

Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2009 09:00 PM (OKZrE)

You too.

 

Posted by: Hollywood at December 23, 2009 05:21 PM (f2QL0)

45 So now it's BGW. Let's celebrate! We humans are off the hook.

Posted by: arhooley at December 23, 2009 05:21 PM (er1oz)

46 I can't believe that you linked directly to the VHEM website.
If you distill Leftism to its pure essence, what you'll get is the pustule that is VHEM.
At least they believe in preserving all life aside from humanity, well not anymore now that we know that animals have a huge carbon footprint.
Maybe that's next: the annihilation of all life period.

Yeah, that'll be next.

Posted by: RayJ at December 23, 2009 05:21 PM (YcjCJ)

47 41 Tim Robbins and Suzan Sarandon just broke up.  Could one have been too liberal for the other?  If so, which one?

They both found the other too conservative, each accusing the other of being a greedy capitalist running dog pig...

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at December 23, 2009 05:22 PM (22if9)

48

Dave C:  Silly, buffalo gas was pure and organic and undoubtably wafted a sweet smell lovelier than Chanel No. 5 over the prairies.

Nasty agribusiness cow methane is a whole 'nother thing.  Those are capitalist farts! 

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2009 05:24 PM (1eL3b)

49 "Tim Robbins and Suzan Sarandon just broke up." Her tits finally hit the floor. (I thought I heard something.)

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2009 05:26 PM (ttigb)

50

"Hey, somebody pull my finger."

If someone would be kind enough to pull my finger, I could fire all the pizza ovens in Naples, Florida.

Posted by: effinayright at December 23, 2009 05:27 PM (NyXB+)

51 Uh oh - if cows are causing so much GW/CC, then there's going to be a huge battle over this in India.  A cow was the limo of their original Hindu god, doncha know....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 23, 2009 05:28 PM (92zkk)

52 I keyed two brand new Subaru's today that had O stickers on them so,  I'm feeling much better. Try it, you'll like it.


Posted by: Barbarian at December 23, 2009 05:28 PM (EL+OC)

53

so I guess the best thing we can do is, like Dr Goebbels, kill our children and then kill ourselves (maybe our pets, too), but wouldn't all the methane from the billions of rotting corpses drive the greenhouse gas global warming thing over the tipping point that they keep barking about and make the oceans rise and maybe destroy all the coastal wetlands and stuff?

God... so difficult to be a brilliant caring leftwing asshat. I'm gonna have another drink and read some more of Malkin's book.

Oh, PS, who cares that Sarandon and Robbins split up? It's not going to get me a tax cut.

Posted by: Ira at December 23, 2009 05:28 PM (bJm7W)

54

I say instead of going after domestic livestock, let's go after animals that are less useful to us.  First, we can nuke the caribou, because there are an awful lot of them walking around farting.  Next, the obvious targets are the huge wildebeest herds in Africa.  That should buy us maybe 100 hundred years or so.  If there's still a problem, we go after the largest animals on the planet - whales and elephants.

Wouldn't that make these people happy?

Posted by: marmo at December 23, 2009 05:29 PM (Tm9Vp)

55 everything is evil except vegans!

Posted by: Kemp

not true. i'm so evil it's my first name.

Posted by: evil libertarian at December 23, 2009 05:29 PM (KxYmA)

56

i always thought 'greenhouse gas' what what happened after a botanist's lunch, no?

Posted by: Nostriltastic at December 23, 2009 05:30 PM (taGwa)

57 Oh, PS, who cares that Sarandon and Robbins split up?

I do.  Schadenfraude.  They kept fighting to see which one could be more insufferable.

They both lost.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2009 05:32 PM (s5x6i)

58 I will honor the vegans.

Posted by: the bear at December 23, 2009 05:33 PM (RI2s5)

59 33 So, cow tipping is cool now?

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2009 09:12 PM (ttigb)

Cow tipping is ALWAYS cool.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2009 05:34 PM (s5x6i)

60 I wonder how many of these enviro nuts own dogs or cats?  What the hell do their pets eat?  Cats and dogs are carnivores.  However, I have heard of a "movement" of libtards who want to "train" their pets to be vegetarians.  Total insanity.

Save the pets!

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 05:35 PM (UOM48)

61 I've got three dogs, and my tahoe. I think it has room for another.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, Meteors, and Glen Fiddichs at December 23, 2009 05:36 PM (erIg9)

62 Right now there is a 12+ pound standing rib roast @ $70 sitting patiently in my fridge waiting for a nice dry-rub with some fine herds and garlic in anticipation of an early Christmas Day dinner @ med-rare with choice of horseradish or Béarnaise sauces or au jous, a mix of fancy roasted potatoes and parsley, a Greek salad, and a fine wine. Followed by lemon zest pound cake, mixed berries and real whipped cream in front of my wood burning fireplace.   These psudo-earthers can eat shit and die.

Posted by: drillanwr at December 23, 2009 05:36 PM (GkYyh)

63

I know this is going to sound macabre but I just don't think these climate scientists and nature worshipers are committed to their cause.  I'm sorry - not buyin' it.

Look - these people are basically against human life and the life that humans have domesticated to support human life as either food or companionship. 

From time immemorial, the ultimate measure of commitment to any cause has been whether a person was willing to die for that cause.  Name your cause.  Fact check it.

So bottom line is this; until millions of the army of Gaia start offing themselves enmasse every year on Earth Day, they are full of shit.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 23, 2009 05:36 PM (r1h5M)

64

Let me guess what their solution was without reading the article:  We all eat our own shit.

Posted by: ®Dß®€W€® at December 23, 2009 05:38 PM (R7Evx)

65

"I will honor the vegans."

I've been honoring them , big time, all my life.

Oh crap --- I misread that as "vaginas".

Posted by: effinayright at December 23, 2009 05:39 PM (NyXB+)

66 So, wait, livestock methane is 51% (BTW, I know these are all BS numbers, but I'll accept them).  Water vapor is a significant percentage.

So why is CO2 such a big deal?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2009 05:39 PM (s5x6i)

67 Where's that vid of the crazy woman crying and "comforting" trees?  Yes indeed wackos, plants do have feelings.  And they're going to get their shit together, join forces and go all Freddy Krueger on your asses with pine cones and rosebush thorns.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 23, 2009 05:40 PM (92zkk)

68 #63

I'll be at your house early Christmas.  I'll bring amazing molten chocolate baby cakes.  Oh, and since I'm inviting myself, I'll also make a nice arugula salad with fresh pear, spiced pecans, and blue cheese.

*damn, now I'm hungry*

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 05:41 PM (UOM48)

69 All I can recommend for those folks as a way to maintain their moral "high ground" is the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Those of us of weaker moral character will ummmm "celebrate" their passing.

PJ O'Rourke summed up their attitude in the title of one chapter in his book "All the Troubles in the World";  Just Enough of Me, Way Too Much of You"


Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 05:42 PM (sYxEE)

70 Also, the NYT goes off the tracks printing a piece about how vegetarians are roughly equivalent to mass murderers because like...plants have feelings and shit...or something like that.

Naturally, even a significant percentage of their moonbat readers have ripped them a new one for taking that radical a stance.

If the NYT had me in charge, there would be strict discipline in the comments section and those crazy plant hating denialists would be banned!

Call me Mr Sulzberger, and hit my tip jar on your way out

Posted by: Charles "Pinch" Johnson at December 23, 2009 05:49 PM (sYxEE)

71 Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense. Heh . Fucking dummies .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2009 05:49 PM (vKdhq)

72

Well, well. Whatta we got here. Bunch of religion-and-gun-clinging, man-made-global-warming-denying, meat-eating, livestock-fart-knockers-by-proxy.

Proud a yourselves?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 23, 2009 05:51 PM (tm15w)

73 I feel better knowing I have 3 dogs, 1 cat, 4 chickens, 1 full size SUV and 1 full size truck and I brew CO2 producing beer. Fucking Envirocommies.

Posted by: RJ at December 23, 2009 05:52 PM (2jp4I)

74 When they came for the beef, I said nothing....

When they came for the BACON.......  

....they were annihilated by the hordes of bacon-lovers....

Posted by: TXMarko at December 23, 2009 05:53 PM (Cv5yq)

75 Id post it(but im too lazy to do the annoying tiny url thing) but theBlogmocracy.com has a post on how some euroweenies think pet dogs are as bad,or worse than SUV's as far as global warming.Chickens are cool ,because u can fuck em,and they lay eggs,and they advocate eating fluffy the pet rabbit...but other than that pretty whacked.

Posted by: Mcgruff at December 23, 2009 05:53 PM (houxp)

76 73 Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

The vegan moonbats will be just as dense as ever.

Anyone one to take bets on the percentage of trust fund brats in that bunch?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 05:54 PM (sYxEE)

77 In other news AllahPussyPundit is trolling his own blog. He just posted his "Atheists Dump On Christmas" bullshit. Michelle's gotta give that girl a raise.

Posted by: Dees Nutz at December 23, 2009 05:55 PM (fHnpQ)

78 79 In other news AllahPussyPundit is trolling his own blog. He just posted his "Atheists Dump On Christmas" bullshit. Michelle's gotta give that girl a raise.

Maybe he's promising John McCain that he'll switch to the Republican party if he can just get a whiff of Meghan's boob sweat

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 05:57 PM (sYxEE)

79

However, I have heard of a "movement" of libtards who want to "train" their pets to be vegetarians.  Total insanity.

Jane: I've seen vegan dog food in stores.  What's really ridiculous is that it was "soybean and thyme" flavored.  As if dogs are gourmets who care about herbs and seasonings.  Yeah, my old retriever started drooling and begging every time I got anywhere near the spice rack. 

Vegan moonbats aren't content with trying to change human nature.  They're now trying to change animal nature too.  Good luck with that. 

 

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2009 05:57 PM (1eL3b)

80 I'm watching Jessie Ventura's Conspiracy Theory now about global warming.

I need a big block for my 62 Chevy C-10 now.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at December 23, 2009 05:59 PM (ghGK6)

81 kdabear - I would estimate vegan survivors at less than 1% of the new and improved general population.

They will die off shortly after Starbucks stops opening its doors on a regular basis...

Posted by: TXMarko at December 23, 2009 05:59 PM (Cv5yq)

82 Some enviro-wacko wants to mess with my dog?  Good luck with that, as a noob taxidermist I'd like to practice on a lefty hide but the dog probably won't leave me enough parts to work with.

Posted by: John Galt at December 23, 2009 06:01 PM (Ylv1H)

83 I have 3 dogs.
Bite me!
And a Suburban.
Hahahahahaha!1111eeek!

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 06:03 PM (EESSb)

84 There is this tiny little volcano in the Philippinres that just might release enough gas to equal all the cow farts since cows were domesticated.    

Posted by: Pelayo at December 23, 2009 06:03 PM (8NGHm)

85 81

However, I have heard of a "movement" of libtards who want to "train" their pets to be vegetarians.  Total insanity.

I remember an episode of House where the vegan parents brought in a sick baby who was losing weight. House had to lecture them about the needs of an infant to have animal proteins to a baby's diet. Cuddy had them arrested for starving their baby.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 06:04 PM (sYxEE)

86 Holy shit, I own two dogs, three cats, five pigs and five sheep.  Plus a lawn mower.
I'm like a goddamned Captain Planet villain!

Posted by: Beppo at December 23, 2009 06:05 PM (kw/a+)

87

Look - these people are basically against human life and the life that humans have domesticated to support human life as either food or companionship. 

It's all about hating other people.

Whatever you do, don't search for "anti civilization blog". It's just too fucking funny a concept, and yet there are ernest people ernesting all over themselves.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2009 06:05 PM (Be4xl)

88 And 11 rifles and 8 pistols.

Come for my dogs I dare you!

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 06:06 PM (EESSb)

89 I remember an episode of House where the vegan parents brought in a sick baby who was losing weight. House had to lecture them about the needs of an infant to have animal proteins to a baby's diet. Cuddy had them arrested for starving their baby.

That was Season 1 episode 18 titled "Babies and Bathwater" if you want to look it up or get the video of it

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 06:09 PM (sYxEE)

90

Vegan moonbats aren't content with trying to change human nature.  They're now trying to change animal nature too.

Respect nature, respect nature, stop eating that mouse, Fluffy!!1!

Posted by: Veggie Brain at December 23, 2009 06:09 PM (Be4xl)

91 Hungry for Dog? Really hungry? Well, then there's only one place for you: How Much Is That Doggie In The Wine Sauce?: A Green-Friendly Restaurant Review

Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2009 06:10 PM (HylJ6)

92 The idea from that Voluntary Human Extinction Movement advocates eliminating the world's population by attrition.

Yeh, I'm sure the muslims who have 7 or 8 kids are down with that.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2009 06:12 PM (sYxEE)

93 And 11 rifles and 8 pistols.

and how many can you shoot at the same time?

Posted by: John Galt at December 23, 2009 06:13 PM (Ylv1H)

94

At least they believe in preserving all life aside from humanity, well not anymore now that we know that animals have a huge carbon footprint.
Maybe that's next: the annihilation of all life period.

Yeah, that'll be next.

What are they going to do about the volcanoes?

Posted by: dagny at December 23, 2009 06:14 PM (N1Y7j)

95

What are they going to do about the volcanoes?

Once the humans are gone, the volcanoes won't be so angry.

Posted by: Veggie Brain at December 23, 2009 06:15 PM (Be4xl)

96 2
John Gault
just 2

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 06:15 PM (EESSb)

97

Where can I sign up for the Involuntary Human Extinction Movement? 

Posted by: Pelayo at December 23, 2009 06:16 PM (8NGHm)

98 91 a friend of mine (not a lib but a "health" freak) who is so thin she looks like a holocaust victim had an undersized baby. When he had been eating for a few months the doctor became concerned. What are you feeding him? The same thing I eat: non-fat yogurt, skim milk, apple sauce, and vegetables. She was told to put fat in his diet or he would die. Children have to have fat to grow and develop brain cells. I wonder what these vegan parents do to their children if the women have enough body fat to conceive.....

Posted by: dagny at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (N1Y7j)

99 Not that I have a problem with eating dog meat, other than my best pal here, but is there any evidence that producing 1000 pounds of dog meat is more eco-friendly than 1000 pounds of cow?

Posted by: John Galt at December 23, 2009 06:18 PM (Ylv1H)

100 But Cows have Prime rib ans fillet minion
 

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 06:21 PM (EESSb)

101 Anybody want to weigh in on the "organic" myth. Expecting libtard niece in law tomorrow night who insists "it's so much easier to eat healthy in CA, organic is everywhere" as she lights up another joint.

Posted by: dagny at December 23, 2009 06:22 PM (N1Y7j)

102 not to mention tbone, porterhouse, rib eye, del monaco, etc. 

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 06:24 PM (EESSb)

103 70 #63

I'll be at your house early Christmas.  I'll bring amazing molten chocolate baby cakes.  Oh, and since I'm inviting myself, I'll also make a nice arugula salad with fresh pear, spiced pecans, and blue cheese.

*damn, now I'm hungry*

Posted by: Jane D'oh!

 

Door's open and there will be plenty. And that salad sounds devine!

Posted by: drillanwr at December 23, 2009 06:31 PM (GkYyh)

104 Peel off its skin and rub salt in its open wound, and then take big bites out of its living flesh. Yep, vegetarians are sadists.

Posted by: stuiec at December 23, 2009 06:47 PM (Ate22)

105 Now wait just a doggone minute. Let me get this straight.
Animal farts cause 51% of global warming.
Global warming will cause the extinction of 1/2 of all species on Earth every year.
Doesn't that make the whole thing self-regulating?

Posted by: Eric at December 23, 2009 06:51 PM (Qc/s6)

106 Buffalo Bill, savior of the earth and environmentalist extraordinaire...

I want a t-shirt that says that so I can go to AGW rallies and watch heads actually explode.

Posted by: Gekkobear at December 23, 2009 06:52 PM (KBg64)

107 Ihave a modest proposal. Wouldn't cannibalism solve the Global Warming pseudo problem?

Posted by: Flavius Julius at December 23, 2009 06:53 PM (sCvPP)

108

drillanwar,what's in the dry rub?

i've got a standing rib roast for tomorrow.

Posted by: redclay at December 23, 2009 06:56 PM (o1jFU)

109 110

drillanwar,what's in the dry rub?

i've got a standing rib roast for tomorrow.

Posted by: redclay

 

Actually, that's what my sister calls it but it's really a paste.

Be sure to use a paper towel and dry the roast real good so everything sticks.  Make a paste (food processor) out of either butter or olive oil, herbs (parsley, thyme, rosemary  ... and sage if you want but I use very little), salt/pepper and horseradish.  Fat side up and bone side down on the rack in the pan. Schmear-on the paste nice and thick over the top and sides of dried roast.  Roast uncovered accordingly.

If you leave out the oil/butter it WILL be dry rub, which is fine also but the paste gives a great crust.

 

Posted by: drillanwr at December 23, 2009 07:04 PM (GkYyh)

110 damn. i got everything but the horseradish.

Posted by: redclay at December 23, 2009 07:08 PM (o1jFU)

111 "85 I have 3 dogs.
Bite me!
And a Suburban.
Hahahahahaha!1111eeek!

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 23, 2009 10:03 PM (EESSb)" Well you think youre such a cute global destoyer...do you not!!!??

Posted by: Pompous Enviro at December 23, 2009 07:10 PM (houxp)

112

redclay -

 

Also good idea to let the roast sit for a bit on the counter out of the fridge to come close to room temp so it cooks more evenly. and remember to let it sit for 15-20 minutes before cutting into it to preserve the internal juices. meat therm. should be used to check. look online for guide to pounds vs temp vs time for done-to-order.

Posted by: drillanwr at December 23, 2009 07:27 PM (GkYyh)

113 Writing in the UK Guardian, some guy named Mark Lynas writes an article blaming China for the failure of Hopenchangen.  I get the feeling he thinks he's doing B to the O a solid, helping him save face and all, but this paragraph is delicious to say the least....



"What I saw was profoundly shocking. The Chinese premier, Wen Jinbao, did not deign to attend the meetings personally, instead sending a second-tier official in the country's foreign ministry to sit opposite Obama himself. The diplomatic snub was obvious and brutal, as was the practical implication: several times during the session, the world's most powerful heads of state were forced to wait around as the Chinese delegate went off to make telephone calls to his "superiors"."

Whoaaaaa Mark,  you're expecting me to believe that the Chinese premier isn't so wowed by B to the O's dynamism that he's ready to drop and give him mouth-hugs? 

Come on, I know every world leader is ready to join hands and sing kumbyah as soon as B to the O enters the room.  None of them would have the stones to snub him.  Nor would they want to.  I give your account and interpretation  of the proceedings a B+.

Posted by: The Hammer at December 23, 2009 07:32 PM (Xgb9e)

114 Which is why some jerks especialy that dumb INGRID NEWKIRK founder of that stupid group PETA  was blabbering about a stupid tax on meat knowing that PETA is absolutly the most stupid group of jerks around and going meatlless once a week from some hindu wacko dim-bulb SCREW PETA and SCREW THE UN and tell KOFFI ANNAN to BEND OVER AND KISS HIS OWN BUTTHOLE

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 23, 2009 07:37 PM (xDTDj)

115 I've still got a few 5 gallon tanks of freon, free to anyone who wants to vent them into the atmosphere.  You pay shipping, though.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at December 23, 2009 08:02 PM (3QC07)

116 I am so happy to be in Hawaii in Obamaland. I saw ONE biodiesel car. Gas is $3.67 a gallon for regular. Oh, and on the back roads to Hana today, we went over 13 cattle guards on the road. Saw huge herds of cattle here in Maui. I guess that's what's ruining the whale population.

Posted by: jeff at December 23, 2009 08:18 PM (NhERI)

117

http://tinyurl.com/yb4vvws  Unbelievably true, but the Comments are commedy gold. 

Posted by: Joe at December 23, 2009 08:18 PM (0Gde6)

118 Plants give off carbon dioxide, right?  So why isn't the solution to global warming to clear cut the rain forests in the Amazon and Africa?  Mow 'em all down and put in Wal-Marts, 7-11s and BevMos.  Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at December 23, 2009 08:28 PM (Vi8V1)

119 Happy pre-Christmas eve everyone! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 23, 2009 08:36 PM (UOM48)

120 (from the Times article) Just because we humans can’t hear them doesn’t mean plants don’t howl. Some of the compounds that plants generate in response to insect mastication — their feedback, you might say — are volatile chemicals that serve as cries for help. Such airborne alarm calls have been shown to attract both large predatory insects like dragon flies, which delight in caterpillar meat, and tiny parasitic insects, which can infect a caterpillar and destroy it from within. Cooler than cool.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 23, 2009 09:09 PM (MphYv)

121 So, cattle are 51%, cars 45%, factories 62%, so, what, water vapor is down to -53%?

Or maybe we're just dealing with monumental stupid here.

Such mind-shattering, colossal, Earth-girding stupidity that it could, indeed, desire and end to itself.

So be it. Watch them end.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 23, 2009 11:09 PM (bxiXv)

122 <I>Curiously, some of them sympathize with the plants. All I can recommend for those folks as a way to maintain their moral "high ground" is the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Those of us of weaker moral character will ummmm "celebrate" their passing.,</i>

Concurrent with their joining the VHEM they can start their <a href="http://www.spacedaily.com/news/food-03d.html">"Sunlight Diet" as studied by NASA</a>:

<blockquote>An Indian man, who claims to have survived only on liquids and sunlight for eight years, has been invited by NASA to show them how he does it.

Hira Ratan Manek - also known as Hirachand - a 64-year-old mechanical engineer who lives in the southern state of Kerala, apparently started disliking food in 1992, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported.

In 1995, he went on a pilgrimage to the Himalayas and stopped eating completely on his return.

His wife, Vimla, said: "Every evening he looks at the sun for one hour without batting an eyelid. It is his main food. Occasionally he takes coffee, tea or some other liquid."

Last June, scientists from the US space agency verified that Manek spent 130 days surviving only on water, the report said.

They even named this subsistence on water and solar energy after him: The HRM (Hira Ratan Manek) Phenomenon.

Mr Manek is now in the US to show NASA's scientists how he survives without food.

The US space agency hopes to use the technique to solve food storage and preservation problems on its expeditions, the report said.

Mr Manek said he "eats through his eyes" in the evening, when the sun's ultraviolet rays are least harmful. He and his wife claim the technique is totally scientific. However, doctors warn that staring at the sun can make you blind.

</blockquote>

Posted by: Bobby at December 24, 2009 12:38 AM (axp7h)

123 "85 I have 3 dogs. Bite me! And a Suburban. Hahahahahaha!1111eeek!" I have 5 dogs (2 medium - 2 large and 1 xxLarge) 2 horses (both 16.2 hands) numerous barn cats and a suburban. I must be a major climate criminal....

Posted by: Ann NY at December 24, 2009 04:14 AM (n82VB)

124

From the Wikipedia link above on Breatharianism - "some groups and individuals promote the practice as a skill which anybody can learn through specific techniques, sometimes only after paying large fees"

I think I've found my next career.  I can "teach" silly people how to not eat, thus saving the planet, making money, and getting some laughs all at the same time.  This could be good.

Posted by: Penultimatum at December 24, 2009 05:38 AM (98agg)

125

Bleary-eyed reprobates they are.  The mileage cap is higher than my actuals but there is a medium-sized dog that is hauled around in my Northstar-powered  crossover.  It is thrashed on a daily basis so that might make up the mileage difference.  The vehicle, not the dog.  He's pack leader around here unless the cats are around.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at December 24, 2009 06:02 AM (SD1et)

126 I found the link to this here several days ago as one of those tinyurl things.  I am very grateful to whoever posted that.  Seriously,  go find this documentary and watch it.  It's easy to understand and you will be amazed.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2009 09:14 PM (4DwVn)

Aw shucks.  No problem.    

CERN (as in the LHC) is running a battery of tests on the theory and has preliminary results which support Svensmark's conclusions, if I read their   results correctly.    Unlike AGW theory based on CO2 as a climate driver with clouds as a byproduct (which can't predict anything correctly, especially the last ten years), Svensmark seems to have hit on one of the main factors in Earth's cyclical temperatures. 

There are other factors from Milankovich Cycles and volcanoes to sun spots, but cloud formation (or not) changes temperatures every day everywhere. 

Posted by: Beagle at December 24, 2009 06:33 AM (sOtz/)

127 Since one carnivore is pretty much the same as another, rather than eat my dog, I put poison bait out near a wolves den and finally shot that cougar in the guts so it is slowly dying after running to someone else's property.   There's cap n' trade for dogs too, right?

Posted by: snookered at December 24, 2009 08:01 AM (7Vg6Y)

128 Thanks once again for taking one for the team ace. You couldn't provide enough hookers and blow to get me to watch him.

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