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November 25, 2009

You Know It's Thanksgiving When You Start Hearing Christmas Songs
— Ace

Started off by Secundus, with some suggestions by Hutch, and then finally written into the whole song by GrimJack.

The 12 Days Of Obamas (pronounced like Christmas at the end, you see -- Oba-Mass). On the First day of Obamas my true lord gave to me, a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Second Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, two car companies and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Third Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, three options for Afghanistan, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the fourth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Fifth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Sixth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Seventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eighth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Nineth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Tenth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Eleventh Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

On the Twelfth Day of Obamas, my true lord gave to me, twelve teleprompters, eleven months of rule, ten resignations, nine trillion dollar deficit, eight principles for health care, seven broken promises, six principles to fix Wall Street, Five Terrorists in NYC, four pillars of foreign policy, three Afghanistan options, two car companies, and a promise to close Gitmo.

Posted by: Ace at 02:51 PM | Comments (96)
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1 MMmmm MMm MMMM, eggnog and Obama. Mmm Mmm MMMM!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at November 25, 2009 02:53 PM (gLNLT)

2 oh, and uh, FIRST! Yep, there ARE some advantages to working late on the eve of a major holiday after all.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at November 25, 2009 02:53 PM (gLNLT)

3 Where are the apes with wet pelts eating figs? I want fig-eating apes, dammit!

Posted by: stuiec at November 25, 2009 02:55 PM (Ate22)

4 And third!!!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at November 25, 2009 02:55 PM (gLNLT)

If it's all the same to you, I'll just play my harmonica...

...on HANNUKAH!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 25, 2009 02:55 PM (r1h5M)

6 Awesome, I'm not the only moron here after all.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at November 25, 2009 02:55 PM (gLNLT)

7 Just the East Coast ones.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 25, 2009 02:57 PM (GF+6V)

Wow. Thanks, Ace. I was just entertaining myself.

Posted by: GrimJack at November 25, 2009 02:58 PM (iTA1p)

9 Oooh, looks like someone's peeved at being left off the White House guest list.

Maureen Dowd.

"Bill Clinton may not have cared any more about contributors than Obama does, but he was such a talented politician that he made them feel as though they were in 'a warm bath,' as one put it.

"Obama is more like a cold shower."

Posted by: stuiec at November 25, 2009 03:02 PM (Ate22)

10 Wow. Thanks, Ace. I was just entertaining myself.

Do we really need to here about onanism right now?

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 25, 2009 03:02 PM (GF+6V)

11 I know it's Thanksgiving because I'm half in the bag and have a turkey bleeding out in the barn.

In my spare time I bitterly cling to stuff.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:02 PM (h/zKr)

Wow. Thanks, Ace. I was just entertaining myself.

Posted by: GrimJack at November 25, 2009 06:58 PM (iTA1p)

Need a Kleenex? Oh, you said "entertaining."

Posted by: stuiec at November 25, 2009 03:02 PM (Ate22)

13 Is it too early to get drunk yet? Like, on moonshine?

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at November 25, 2009 03:04 PM (gLNLT)

14 Saved jobs could have been in their somewhere.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 25, 2009 03:05 PM (GGgoa)

15 Oooh, looks like someone's peeved at being left off the White House guest list.

Maureen Dowd.

"Bill Clinton may not have cared any more about contributors than Obama does, but he was such a talented politician that he made them feel as though they were in 'a warm bath,' as one put it.

"Obama is more like a cold shower."

Still hasn't gotten over being dumped for Catherine Zeta-Jones, has she?

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 25, 2009 03:05 PM (GF+6V)

Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me to "recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:"

Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed; for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enable to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and, in general, for all the great and various favors which He has been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have shown kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand, at the city of New York, the 3d day of October, A.D. 1789.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:06 PM (h/zKr)

17 OK, that wasn't given under my hand in the City of New York in the Year of Our Lord 1789. There was supposed to be a "G. Washington" there. Blow me.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:09 PM (h/zKr)

18 No mas.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 25, 2009 03:11 PM (KMLcD)

19 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a racist reverend in a pear tree......

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an unrepentant terrorist for a neighbor.......

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a really sweetheart deal on some real estate......

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a six figure job doing nothing at a hospital........

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, some unsealed divorce documents from a guy who used to bang a chick from Star Trek Voyager.......

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two ghost written biographyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys !!

O.k., I'm worn out now.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:11 PM (+FzLa)

20 GrimJack gets coal in his stocking. Raaaaaaacist!!!!11!1!

Posted by: George Orwell at November 25, 2009 03:12 PM (AZGON)

21 The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years, with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth."

Proclamation of President Abraham Lincoln, October 3, 1863.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 25, 2009 03:12 PM (GF+6V)

22 O.k., I'm worn out now.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:11 PM (+FzLa)

See your doctor about that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:13 PM (h/zKr)

Proclamation of President Abraham Lincoln, October 3, 1863.

Copycat bitch.

Posted by: G. Washington at November 25, 2009 03:14 PM (h/zKr)

http://tinyurl.com/y8kusfm

Best conservative song EVER!

Posted by: Dan at November 25, 2009 03:16 PM (KZraB)

25
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, some unsealed divorce documents from a guy who used to bang a chick from Star Trek Voyager.......in her squeekhole

O.k., is it too late for me to change that?

Oh and Morgenholz, suck it buddy!

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:17 PM (+FzLa)

26 Ace, the original, Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song."

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 25, 2009 03:19 PM (ON5nM)

27 Well I checked myself out of work at 1:30pm Nevada clinger time, I'm on my third beer and watching the boy play Halo on the 360. Life is good.

Posted by: RobD at November 25, 2009 03:21 PM (wGIVf)

28 I hate to think that on this day of Thanksgiving, I am giving thanks to what Divine Providence has previously provided, rather than to what He will provide. But it's in all our worries, if we speak honestly.

We have been handed a tradition of Thanksgiving. What shall we do with it?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:22 PM (h/zKr)

29

This is brilliant. See what we can do when we just all get along?

Posted by: dan-O at November 25, 2009 03:23 PM (+9Rf8)

30 Oh and Morgenholz, suck it buddy!

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:17 PM (+FzLa)

Pass. The tongue depressors give me splinters, and the duct tape tastes funny.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:23 PM (h/zKr)

31 Of course I've heard of this Messiah fellow. But Christ? Drawing a blank.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 25, 2009 03:24 PM (FcR7P)

32 Oh and Morgenholz, suck it buddy!

I forgot to add, you decrepit and pathetic piece of vulture meat, without the class or conscience of a slug or even a Democrat:

Happy Thanksgiving, you worthless piece of shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:26 PM (h/zKr)

33 Man oh man that really makes me want to drink.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 25, 2009 03:27 PM (bQ5xy)

34 Man oh man that really makes me want to drink.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 25, 2009 07:27 PM (bQ5xy)

You're booze is by your umbrella, dear. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:28 PM (h/zKr)

35
I forgot to add, you decrepit and pathetic piece of vulture meat, without the class or conscience of a slug or even a Democrat:

Happy Thanksgiving, you worthless piece of shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 07:26 PM (h/zKr)

Thank You. I remember the first one.

You have a good one too.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:28 PM (+FzLa)

36 The song doesn't go high enough to include the number of czars.

Posted by: barbelle at November 25, 2009 03:29 PM (qF8q3)

37 I ever get down that way, you realize how much booze you're on the hook for, don't ya dumbass?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:30 PM (h/zKr)

38 Man oh man that really makes me want to drink.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 25, 2009 07:27 PM (bQ5xy)

You know what makes me want to drink? You saying that makes you want to drink.

Looking for all and any excuses possible at all times, always.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:31 PM (+FzLa)

39 Your booze is by your umbrella, dear. Just sayin'. (see what I did there?)

Thanks! I knew it had to be somewhere.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 25, 2009 03:33 PM (bQ5xy)

40 OK. I'm about faced.

Best wishes to you tards, lesbo pron addicts, hobo hunters, and D&D players with crusty socks.

Let us let the true spirit of Thanksgiving Day permeate our souls.

Time to go pluck his ass.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:34 PM (h/zKr)

41

Ohhhhh Come All Ye Off Ramps..........

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:36 PM (+FzLa)

42 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
Al Gore gave to me
twelve inches of Global Warming
eleven pipes a busting
ten icy sidewalks slipping
nine Hobo-cicles
eight record snowfalls
seven nasty ice storms
six days of blackout
five frozen squirrels
four extra parkas
three frostbit fingers
too high a heating bill
and a copy of his stupid movie-e-e!

If you enjoyed that, first seek professional help. I donÂ’t care if itÂ’s a psychologist, your minister, or the fairies you talk to as you walk down the street. As long as they are certified, because you are certifiable.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 25, 2009 03:38 PM (g7J39)

43 May you all have a Free, Happy, Fulfilled, and Thankful Thanksgiving!
And may God especially Bless our men and women in uniform, wherever they are.

That should really piss off the hippies.

Posted by: sifty the unprecedented at November 25, 2009 03:38 PM (15gto)

44
OK. I'm about faced.

Best wishes to you tards, lesbo pron addicts, hobo hunters, and D&D players with crusty socks.

Let us let the true spirit of Thanksgiving Day permeate our souls.

Time to go pluck his ass.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 07:34 PM (h/zKr)

Shit, don't give up on us now Herr ! Wash some Quaker Oats down with a Geritol laced Pabst and re-join us.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:39 PM (+FzLa)

45 Have fun plucking that Turkey Herr Mogenholz.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 25, 2009 03:40 PM (wGIVf)

46 Deck the halls with bows to Saudis Fa la la la la, la la, la laaa Now's the season to be sorry Fa la la la la, la la, la laaa Bowing down to Asian monarchs Fa la la, la la la, la la laaa To prove he hates his home and our hearth Fa la la la laa, la laaa la laaa

Posted by: George Orwell at November 25, 2009 03:40 PM (AZGON)

47 I'd say you guys will be fall-down-drunk soon, but I think you're already there. So I won't say it. Hoisting one to AoSHQ and it's drunk staff. Bristol, ladies and gentlemen. Much to be thankful for.

Posted by: Old Sailor at November 25, 2009 03:42 PM (/Ft4q)

48 Shit, don't give up on us now Herr ! Wash some Quaker Oats down with a Geritol laced Pabst and re-join us.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:39 PM (+FzLa)

We'll see about that after I fpluck that chicken turkey.

He is a sweet looking fuckin' bird. Took me ten minutes to get him to hold his head still. One round, one bird. The oath of the Redneck.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:43 PM (h/zKr)

49 On the first day of Kwaanza my homeys gave to me
a bucket of KFC...

Posted by: Ira at November 25, 2009 03:43 PM (a7RyZ)

50
Just in time for the Holidays. The Charles Johnson 24 kt gold rimmed commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint. Available for a limited time only on LuLu for $24.95.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:43 PM (+FzLa)

51 >>Looking for all and any excuses possible at all times, always.
Posted by: Blazer

12 dry Martinis,11 Bloody Marys, 10 dry Manhattans, 9 Margaritas, 8 sweet Old Fashioneds, 7 Johnnie Walkers, 6 Cuba Libres, 5 dry Rob Roys, 4 Old Fitzgeralds, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks...and 1 Valu-rite-Vodka

Posted by: sickinmass at November 25, 2009 03:43 PM (g7J39)

52 Have fun plucking that Turkey Herr Mogenholz.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 25, 2009 07:40 PM (wGIVf)

Jealousy is unbecoming.

There's some corn over there.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:44 PM (h/zKr)

53 @49 ROTFL

Posted by: George Orwell at November 25, 2009 03:45 PM (AZGON)

54 Just in time for the Holidays. The Charles Johnson 24 kt gold rimmed commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint. Available for a limited time only on LuLu for $24.95.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:43 PM (+FzLa)

Free calendar!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:45 PM (h/zKr)

Charles Johnson 24 kt gold rimmed

Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:43

Charles Johnson ..... rimmed

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 03:46 PM (ENiLZ)

56 Twelve unaccountable Czars!.......

Posted by: TXMarko at November 25, 2009 03:47 PM (jmLtH)

57
12 dry Martinis,11 Bloody Marys, 10 dry Manhattans, 9 Margaritas, 8 sweet Old Fashioneds, 7 Johnnie Walkers, 6 Cuba Libres, 5 dry Rob Roys, 4 Old Fitzgeralds, 3 Old Crows, 2 Cutty Sarks...and 1 Valu-rite-Vodka

Posted by: sickinmass at November 25, 2009 07:43 PM (g7J39)

Now thats what I call a breakfast !

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:47 PM (+FzLa)

58 Wash some Quaker Oats down with a Geritol laced Pabst and re-join us. How dare you sully the purity of one with the other. I prefer Geritol cut with Everclear.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 25, 2009 03:48 PM (AZGON)

59
3 stuiec
I want fig-eating apes, dammit!

(On the fifth day

FIIIIG... EAT-ing... AAAAAPES!!

And it scans, too... but I'd rather have the gold.

Posted by: Golem14 at November 25, 2009 03:49 PM (2X8VA)

60 to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have shown kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best.

Yeah, that pooch got screwed before I was even born.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 25, 2009 03:49 PM (OkT2m)

61 Is plucking a turkey anything like plucking a chicken? I hear that plucking chickens is um..ah..fun for some people.

Posted by: RobD at November 25, 2009 03:50 PM (wGIVf)

62 Tommy was a beautiful turkey, the best of the hatch. It was clear when he was just a poult. We took special care of him.

We knew, in our hearts, what his fate was, but the hens loved him. The other gobblers and jakes stayed out of his way. He was that much of a stud. Really. What a gorgeous bird, a true sign that God loves us.

When he got smacked in the head with a .22, he went into convulsions like the rest of them.

I'll miss Tommy. Tonight.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:51 PM (h/zKr)

63 What's with the smiley? That was supposed to be a : followed by a ). Oh well, the smiley can mean "Happy Thanksgiving"... yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Golem14 at November 25, 2009 03:51 PM (2X8VA)

64 OK. To plucking! Goodnight retards and miscreants!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 25, 2009 03:52 PM (h/zKr)

65 Just in time for the Holidays. The Charles Johnson 24 kt gold rimmed commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint. Available for a limited time only on LuLu for $24.95.
Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 07:43 PM (+FzLa)

I forgot to add,... Get it Now While Supplies Last ! Don't be disappointed !

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 03:54 PM (+FzLa)

66 "Obama, hear us."

Posted by: Zombie-like Obamaites at November 25, 2009 03:55 PM (sey23)

67 Does Arugala have a wishbone?

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 03:56 PM (ENiLZ)

68 As slow joe biden would say.."You can sum up the Hoildays in three words...Tukey Bacon"

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 03:58 PM (ENiLZ)

69 On the first day of Christmas,
My Country gave to me
A Democrat goes to D.C....

..On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My Country gave to me
Twelve chain stores closing
Eleven golden parachutes
Ten cents on the dollar
Nine judges pondering,
G Â– 8Â’s a FreakinÂ’
Seven hundred Billion,
Six new fucked Navy Seals..

FIVE BAIL OUT PLANS,
Four new czar members
Big Three in trouble
Two markets falling,
And a Democrat goes to D.C.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 25, 2009 03:59 PM (g7J39)

sickinmass at November 25, 2009 07:59 PM

Bravo Sir, Bra-vo

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 04:02 PM (ENiLZ)

71
Come they told me to Washington, Barack-a pum pum pum
A new born King to see, Baracka-a pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, Barack-a pum pum pum
To lay before the thrill-up-the leg media, Barack-a pum pum pum,
Barack-a pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 04:03 PM (+FzLa)

72 Clarification for 10 & 12: I was stuck at work waiting for answers to complete a project so I could go home (two hours after everyone else had already left--short work day today). Created a now official ObaMas carol just cause I had nothing else to do and didn't feel like doing other work. And, I was running out of messiah material in the other thread. Wasn't expecting Ace to make it it's own thread. Right after I finished, I got my final answer and got to leave work. Guess it was fate, the bitch.

Posted by: GrimJack at November 25, 2009 04:07 PM (d0sH2)

73 If you enjoy such time-honored carols like "The Twelve Days of Obama," you will be sure to appreciate the other traditional songs of good non-denominational judgement-free cheer in our collection, "Holidays with the Soeteros: An American Narrative of Hope, Change, and Community Organization Based on Principles of Egalitarian Regimentation," from the Harvard Law School Press and Choir. You will surely recall these beloved tunes from your oppressed childhood in this mean country: "Hark, As Harry Reid's Eyes Bleed" "'Boy' To The World" "Mandates We Have Passed While High" "Good Queen Sasquatch" "Frosty The Icepick" (sung by special guest star David Axelrod) "Emmanuel Shall Come To Thee (With A Dead Fish)" "Sandy Burger Is Coming In Your Pants" "Non-White Christmas" ...and many, many more. Order yours today, before December 1, 2009, to avoid Federal penalties and possible imprisonment. "

Posted by: K-Tel McFascist at November 25, 2009 04:09 PM (AZGON)

74 Don't forget to thanks our troops morons: goes to Xerox 'Let's say thanks' site. You pick a card, write a message, and they send it a hero. How often do you get to thank a hero?

(Other than Nam Grunt)

Posted by: momma at November 25, 2009 04:17 PM (penCf)

75 http://tinyurl.com/yzru89v Classic

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 04:18 PM (ENiLZ)

76
momma, good to see you : ) you are missed.

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 04:20 PM (+FzLa)

Sincere thank you to Herr Morgenholz @ 16 & David in San Diego @ 21 for posting Presidents Washington & Lincoln's Thanksgiving Proclamations.

They're both reminders that we're going to be okay.

God bless us one & all.

Posted by: lace whig at November 25, 2009 04:23 PM (twyYd)

78 49 I NEVER LOL and I'm lol-ing. That was unprecedented.

Posted by: Dagny at November 25, 2009 04:24 PM (q7VHI)

79 Thanks Blazer. I'm always around, just always a little late to the party

Posted by: momma at November 25, 2009 04:24 PM (penCf)

80 Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three french toast,
Two turtle necks,
And a beer... in a tree.

Posted by: The Great White North at November 25, 2009 04:32 PM (DkShS)

81 O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
As Hamas boys build deadly toys
To make Israelis die
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting Light
For hope and change will rearrange
The fate of thee tonight

Barack Hussein Obama
Is watching over thee
To keep you pure, and reassure
Thy Muslim destiny
O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy One
And praise divine to him who shines
Much brighter than the Sun

Two Thousand Eight Election Day
The wondrous gift was given!
Soros imparts to human hearts
The blessings of his heaven.
The Jews welcomed his coming,
But in this world of sin,
The manger calm now holds a bomb
To do Israelis in.

Barack Hussein Obama,
Abandon us, we pray:
Your policies are like disease;
Why won't you go away?
We wish you would leave swiftly
And take with you to Hell
That scheming clod Dave Axelrod
And Rahm Emmanuel

Posted by: The Right Reverend Reverend Wright at November 25, 2009 04:32 PM (Ate22)

82
I hear a bunch of European rock stars are getting together this Christmas to save a certain man of African descent from failing.

They're gonna call it "Barack-Aid"

Posted by: Blazer at November 25, 2009 04:33 PM (+FzLa)

83 http://tinyurl.com/yjn6num What do junkies want for X-mas?

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 04:33 PM (ENiLZ)

84 So. The Pennsylvania Dept of Transportation had a couple of choices today. Repair a guard rail on the shoulder of the turnpike and close one of the lanes to traffic on one of the most heavily traveled days of the year and risk a ten mile or longer traffic jam causing an hour long delay and additional accidents - or throw a couple of bright yellow cones in front of the damage and fix it next week.

And they want to be my latex salesmen health care providers?

Posted by: I Am Jack's Tired Posterior at November 25, 2009 04:34 PM (e6y5x)

85 George Orwell - You are on to something big!

We need a fresh list of ObamaCarols!

How about "Silent Wife"... or "Silent Whites"...

"O Little Town of Washington, how Doth your Leader Lie!"

.... more as it happens...

Posted by: TXMarko at November 25, 2009 04:38 PM (jmLtH)

I Am Jack's Tired Posterior at November 25, 2009 08:34

Northeast Extension, near the Pocono Exit?

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 25, 2009 04:39 PM (ENiLZ)

87 "Better watch out
Better not cry!
Outta GITMO this jerks gonna fly,
KSM is coming to towwwnnnn...."

Posted by: TXMarko at November 25, 2009 04:42 PM (jmLtH)

88 Hutch -
Right after I got on at Downingtown.... I couldn't figure a 'back roads' way to Reading so I sat, and sat, and sat... waiting for the smokies to roar up the shoulder and ream some DOT ass. I waited, and after the first accident the smokies shot past on the shoulder and suddenly the road opened up.

Posted by: I Am Jack's Tired Posterior at November 25, 2009 04:47 PM (e6y5x)

89 burberry scarf | CD Keys

Posted by: jason at November 25, 2009 04:47 PM (/N/+G)

90 #87 heh heh heh

Posted by: K-Tel McFascist at November 25, 2009 04:52 PM (AZGON)

"Soylent Night"

'What Child (from Kenya) Is This?"

"Gramma Got Run Over By O-Care"

And other great, great tunes just in time for the holidays!!!!

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