February 03, 2010
— Purple Avenger This is a pretty damning piece on one of the NYT blogs.
...HereÂ’s how it works in Illinois...In the comments section there's a bunch of business owners relating their own horror show experiences with the unemployment tax. Many of these stories are so surreal and patently unfair it makes you just shake your head in shame that such injustices can happen on a large scale in the United States....For each business, the state calculates how many dollars have been paid in compensation over the previous three years and adds on about 48 percent through various calculations. The result is that in Illinois, you end up paying for incremental compensation claims at a rate of $1.48 for every dollar that a former employee collects...
For the past decade or so we've been turning into a nation of 1099 "contractors" for those jobs where that sort of ploy is a viable option. As a practical matter, many of the vaunted "benefit packages" offered by large employers aren't worth much at all to younger or unmarried people without children anyway so going the 1099/contract route isn't that big a deal for them and has some distinct tax advantages when you're incorporated.
There was a German commenter on the piece who said the way we do UC was insane and clearly unfair to employers. After reading the piece, and the comments, I think I have to agree. The way it is now is completely insane. For many small businesses that have to scale back, the current system actually kind of encourages a business to simply fold up once a certain level of layoffs or firings occur just so the owner can get out from underneath the crushing UC taxes. If all your income is going back out the door as UC tax, there is little reason to continue. If you've still got some business out there worth pursuing, just fold, and open back up under a new corporation name with the same roster and no tax baggage of the past layoffs haunting you.
There should be incentives for them to soldier on, not say screw it and fold or resort to corporate musical chairs sleight of hand.
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Posted by: fozzy at February 03, 2010 08:29 PM (ccEuN)
Everyone wins. See...math isn't so hard.
Posted by: someone out there at February 03, 2010 08:33 PM (2pTOR)
I sold my business down here in Monroe North Carolina 2 months ago because they raised the sales tax 1%, then raised the liquor tax 20%, and then any bar that served food they passed the no smoking law.
Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at February 03, 2010 08:41 PM (MxQFN)
Fortunately I never had to apply for unemployment benefits in my life (not bragging - just lucky) but doesn't the current system also encourage the dismissing employer to 'lie their ass off' about the circumstances of your termination unless it is an obvious layoff to cut costs?
I always thought our current system was flawed. It just now seems to be more flawed than I thought.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 03, 2010 08:45 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: JorgXMcKie at February 03, 2010 08:55 PM (290l2)
The system normally sides with the fired employee unless the employer has iron well documented clad proof, and even then the employer might not win the day.
When I was with IBM it would take almost a years worth of documented incompetence, sloven work, and numerous official attempts at remedial action before a manager felt comfortable enough going forward with a firing. Short of getting busted with 10 kilos of blow in your desk, or setting your manager's office on fire, it was pretty hard to get rid of anyone.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 03, 2010 09:02 PM (debrG)
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.
Posted by: Boots at February 03, 2010 09:05 PM (06JTY)
Posted by: stuiec at February 03, 2010 09:08 PM (GU29T)
It isn't just the USofA on this point. We fired an employee for over-claiming on expenses. The fraud was documented by our Security and Finance teams. The employee did not dispute this, but demanded severance because the company did not notify our voluntary employee association first. He got 3 months salary.
Posted by: In Exile at February 03, 2010 09:16 PM (Dw6L6)
Posted by: joeindc44 at February 03, 2010 09:22 PM (ZvwTS)
Posted by: Guest at February 03, 2010 09:41 PM (ITzbJ)
Maybe I've been too hard on government workers.
Posted by: WTFCI at February 03, 2010 09:59 PM (EbpbH)
I would just as soon everyone go to kp.org and get your own personal health insurance and then work 1099 and be done with the whole "employee" thing.
Posted by: crosspatch at February 03, 2010 10:05 PM (ZbLJZ)
PA....
Thank you for this enlightening story. I work in the payments industry...just recently, I'm still learnin'....but the situation you describe here is a damn shame to everyone trying to do business the right (read: correct, not conservative...you morons!) way.
To sum up: It's hard out there for a pimp! And these days, anyone who employs someone else to do something else is apparently considered to be a fkn pimp. Makin' money off the (so-called) "workin' man."
If our "esteemed" government would get off the backs of our small business employers maybe there would be more folks working and less folks bitchin'!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at February 03, 2010 10:08 PM (iG6CG)
When Barack was elected November of 2008, I laid everyone off and closed the doors, sold the equipment and eventually sold the building. I just figured going Galt was going to have to happen eventually and I would get ahead of the curve. I am still dealing with the state and local bureacracy about that closing.
Once on the books...they don't want to let you go.
Posted by: rls at February 03, 2010 10:21 PM (gpGpT)
Posted by: tdpwells at February 03, 2010 10:29 PM (Ei3oZ)
Simple solution. Take the existing clumsy, bureaucratic, centralized system and drop it directly in the trash. Then, make unemployment funds something which the employed accumulate directly for themselves.
Here's the modest proposal. Someone just starting out on the job, with no unemployment savings, gets a break on all other taxes, and the money that would have gone to those instead goes into a personal sequestered unemployment buffer account, not directly accessible by its owner under normal circumstances. Once that account had built up to a reasonable and sufficient level, the other taxes resume.
Funds in the personal unemployment buffer account sit there and accrue interest. The employed person can continue to add to them if they choose, on favorable tax terms, to build up a serious rainy day fund.
Allow people to tap those funds for reasons other than unemployment, but not for trivial reasons. Say, let someone who reaches retirement without having drawn down their unemployment account roll the lot of it over into their pension. Or, let those younger than retirement get at the kitty after a reasonable time to fund a child's university fees.
If they ever become unemployed, they've got a big incentive not to sit there on the couch and cash checks, because it's coming out of their own pocket.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2010 10:35 PM (aWrFJ)
An example from my past. One company lured me to move from Iowa to Florida, offered me a specific hourly rate and talked about having years worth of work. When I got there, they dropped the pay by 25%, did not have enough work to keep me busy for more than two hours a day, and basically, the second I had enough savings to pay for a move, I got another job and moved there. It is not just the employers that get screwed, employees have to look out for their best interest as well. While I could have sued the company for breach of a signed contract, I never really felt that it would work out for my best interest in that case, as after a few weeks of working there, already had decided I did not like the culture. I ended up losing quite a bit of money on that job overall, as I had to pay out 7 months on a rental agreement I could no longer complete and the moving expenses not to mention the crappy questions I get when an employer sees I had a job for all of 4 months.
Another example was an employer that hired someone from out of state, kept him on for the three months evaluation, then gave him a six month extension, so he got a six month contract for his appartment and got fired for no reason I was ever able to learn of two weeks later.
Posted by: astonerii at February 03, 2010 10:45 PM (5juus)
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Posted by: drfredc at February 03, 2010 11:09 PM (puRnk)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 12:18 AM (OkT2m)
The comments above on 1099 are spot on - until the IRS determines they are not contractors - then you are screwed. It is somewhat surreal to have to have carry a six figure check into a dingy IRS office staffed by social misfits. The bumb to an employee is big, as is the bump over 15 employees -- the marginal cost of going from 14 to 15 is significant.
On the federal side, the dance over how much personnel deadwood a program has to carry are extremely entertaining to watch. Imaging three or four exceeding polite elephants (managers) trying to tiptoe through a PC minefield in which employees that are verbally praised are suspect.
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2010 01:05 AM (CPefM)
End it all -- back my usual saw - Stop Withholding and the whole house of cards collapses.
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2010 01:08 AM (CPefM)
Wow, I knew the unemployment insurance thing was a huge mess but I didn't know it was that bad. How about those comments that supported the current system? Society leeches every damn one of them and most likely part of the 52% that put Obama in office.
So, guess who put this BS system in place in the first place??? If you guessed Obama’s commie hero FDR you would be correct. For States like Illinois where they are crooked as a dog’s hind leg and taxing at a rate of 1.48 per 1.00 collected, I suspect that what they are really doing is building a slush fund for more graft and corruption. That is the true evil in corrupt government and the reason why the 3rd world countries in South America do so poorly economically. Graft and corruption are a huge cost to doing business and act as an added hidden tax above the advertised tax rate. It is easy to see from this article why some of the wiser governors fought against accepting “stimulus” dollars that involved extending unemployment. It is a killer for small business.
As for documenting reasons for firing someone in order to show cause and avoid hassles with unemployment that just doesn’t apply to small business. I once sat on a grievance committee hearing board with senior management for a large company I used to work for. The senior management guy who was leading the hearing started it out with a comment “this individual is not part of the “protected specie”. He was of course referring to minorities and women. Firing one of those required a huge amount of documentation over a long period of time. The net result was none of them were ever fired regardless of the cause. They got transferred around from job to job until their current supervisor had enough. The reason for that was not insurance/tax. It was EEOC and the laws that made it extremely easy for litigation. So not only would you be hit for unemployment taxes, but you would wind up spending thousands on lawyers to fight a civil suit financed by your very own taxes.
Yes, our system is totally screwed up and as long as the leeches of the society keep electing commie-crats it will keep getting worse. When the government finally achieves the ultimate goal of the Obamanites and we are totally communist all of these civil suits and things that hamper “management” will go away because government will be the management and you will be forbidden from suing government. The only problem will be that there is no incentive to work.
As Kratos says, in the end there will only be chaos and a nation mired in squalor and poverty.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2010 02:43 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: rino2con at February 04, 2010 03:40 AM (qLV03)
Employee number seven is gone. He was using company time to maintain his home business, selling T-shirts over the Internet. So we fired him. (when times got tough for a while last year all of the other employees voted to take a pay cut to save each others jobs, except him, The T-shirts were the last straw)
Wow. The state of CT tried to make us the bad guy. We were asked if we "had any established written policy prohibiting this." It was all we could do to keep from saying "No ma'am, and we don't have a policy against pissing off the roof on customer's heads either" --but that was just a thought.
Well we won, but the employee gets two chances for appeal. His wife works for a legal firm so he came back lawyered to the hilt. They were going to systematically bring in all of our other employees for cross examination. Finally, weighed against the lost business it was not worth it, so now he sits at home getting unemployment and selling T-shirts.
Posted by: AE at February 04, 2010 03:51 AM (kSfPT)
Like so many other laws, those governing unemployment laws are a complete fraud. What the legislatures really wanted to do was to pass a law directing all employers to pay terminated employees severance pay regardless of the reason for their termination. They set up a system in which employees almost always prevail. If the employees almost always prevail, why should an employer set up a system documenting employee misconduct and prosecuting unemployment cases? That is, if the employer is going to lose 95% of the cases, why spend a disproportionate amount of money trying to win the 5%?
There are really two frauds: a system of referees and appeals with rules and precedents that preordain a winners, and corporate policies and methods destined to lose.
If the legislatures passed a law directing all employers to pay terminated employees, there would be no need to spend money for a fraudulent government system of referees etc. and no need to spend corporate money for HR, lawyers etc. But the fact is, in most states legislatures probably lack constitutional (federal and state) authority to directly impose such obligations on employers.
Posted by: louis c at February 04, 2010 03:53 AM (UTE6M)
What my husband and I enjoy about owning our own business in CT (no employees) is paying both sides of unemployment taxes out of our income and never, ever, ever being able to collect. Hurts so good!
Yesterday Governor Rell gave a speech to the legislature practically begging them to stop shafting small business and make the state more friendly to commerce. I'm sure nobody heard her.
Posted by: lauraw at February 04, 2010 03:54 AM (DbybK)
I support a certain level of mandatory unemployment savings, but I think it should be like an HSA, similar to what torquewrench said, above (torquewrench at February 04, 2010 02:35 AM). Instead of paying into a universal fund that is siphoned by the government, it could go into an account with minimal bureaucratic administration cost. Though I wouldn't let them tap it for anything unless they were unemployed. Once the fund reached a certain size (like 12 month's pay) it would no longer be required. Once a person retired they could take out the unused portion in a lump. We need to get the costs to be visible on each employee's check - people like to think of this as if it were free, rather than part of their compensation.
The reason I think it should be mandatory - which is offensive to most conservatives - is because we know a certain percentage of the people would not participate and would have nothing saved when their job ended. That is fine if you're willing to let them suffer from their own mistakes, but Americas seem unwilling to do that. Once we see the starving wife and kids on the news, then we get all misty-eyed and decide we have to "do something." If we can break that habit - the need to bail out the stupid and prevent their death by starvation - then we can eliminate the mandatory portion. Until then, some form of mandatory unemployment coverage, adequate to cover several months of job searching, is necessary to maintain social stability. Privatizing the accounts will give people an incentive to get back to work quickly, rather than enjoy a long period of "funemployment," which some people really do engage in.
Posted by: Reactionary at February 04, 2010 03:58 AM (xUM1Q)
But the fact is, in most states legislatures probably lack constitutional (federal and state) authority to directly impose such obligations on employers.
Well, they lack the Consitutional authority to set up the current system as well, but go figure. (at least the fed s lack it)
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2010 03:59 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: John McCain at February 04, 2010 04:03 AM (T1boi)
Posted by: Johnnyreb at February 04, 2010 04:12 AM (JSetw)
Even though he quit, and we were removed from the situation by college and two employments, CT raised our rates "because they had to look at the records." Even an inquiry triggers this stuff.
We have some work that has come in and I would like to hire him back for a while, but the only way we can get short term help safely seems to be from a temp agency.
Posted by: AE at February 04, 2010 04:31 AM (kSfPT)
Posted by: hot of the press at February 04, 2010 04:33 AM (OPkVG)
Posted by: beedubya at February 04, 2010 04:37 AM (AnTyA)
The fine state of MA has laws that forbid these companies from having contractors "too long" or from working with the same contractor again "too soon."
This reduces opportunities for her and for every other contractor she knows. Once she finishes her contract at S----- company, she can't work with them again for another year and a half.
It is almost as if the MA government is trying to destroy the private sector.
Posted by: qrstuv at February 04, 2010 04:40 AM (S/nV/)
Posted by: curious at February 04, 2010 04:41 AM (p302b)
This is what I mean when we need to push forward a STOP MEDDLING/YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE campaign.
And propose a 0.001% tax on members of Congress for every dollar they spend.
Posted by: This is boner at February 04, 2010 04:44 AM (GRgk4)
While I agree with you 100%, as long as the stupid/lazy get to vote for folks who promise 'em free stuff redistributed from those lucky/unfair "rich people" (read: people who work), we're boned.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 04:44 AM (mR7mk)
51 MSNBC just reported that jobless claims rose "unexpectedly" again
Just like I "unexpectedly" experence increased blood flow to the genitials after 10 seconds of watching Skinemax pron?
It really speaks ill of the media when an idiot such as myself understands a bit more about economics and incentives than they do. Or is this misunderstanding of the economy intentional?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 04, 2010 04:47 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2010 04:48 AM (zOdM6)
Posted by: jeff at February 04, 2010 04:50 AM (i0/N7)
Didn't y'all just have a massive tax increase when Quinn took over?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 04:51 AM (mR7mk)
58 Ahh a nice cup of coffee and more bad news.I love waking up in Il Douche's America.
Wait until there's another terrorist attack or when (probably not if) things in the Mideast heat up.
At least I know that in the end, there will be only chaos.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 04, 2010 04:54 AM (9hSKh)
"We have some work that has come in and I would like to hire him back for a while, but the only way we can get short term help safely seems to be from a temp agency."
I know a better way. Si, it works very well. Cash only, please.
Posted by: Jose Jimenez at February 04, 2010 04:59 AM (T1boi)
60 Milton Friedman said that if you want more of something, don't tax it. Economics sometimes is really simple.
The Kenyan Keynsian was never exposed to neo-classical economic theory.
Posted by: beedubya at February 04, 2010 05:00 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: jeff at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (i0/N7)
Or if we get stuck with that asswipe Kent Dullard.
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Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2010 05:07 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 04, 2010 05:14 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: PKO Strany at February 04, 2010 05:14 AM (1rQWu)
WASHINGTON – The number of newly laid-off workers filing initial claims for jobless benefits rose unexpectedly last week, evidence that layoffs are continuing and jobs remain scarce.
The rise is the fourth in the past five weeks. Most economists hoped that claims would resume a downward trend that was evident in the fall and early winter.
The Labor Department said Thursday that new claims for unemployment insurance rose by 8,000 to a seasonally adjusted 480,000. Wall Street economists had expected a drop to 460,000, according to Thomson Reuters.
So the "experts" expectations are based on what they hope will happen?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 04, 2010 05:16 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 04, 2010 05:17 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: curious at February 04, 2010 05:18 AM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at February 04, 2010 05:19 AM (p302b)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 05:21 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (mR7mk)
That must have been a long 18 hours for him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 04, 2010 05:23 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: curious at February 04, 2010 05:26 AM (p302b)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2010 05:26 AM (zOdM6)
Posted by: Johnnyreb at February 04, 2010 05:29 AM (BuYeH)
"We have some work that has come in and I would like to hire him back for a while, but the only way we can get short term help safely seems to be from a temp agency."
Mrs. Outlaw is a district manager for a temp agency. Last year was pretty good for her and so far business is up in '10. I think a lot of business owners, both large and small, are thinking along these lines.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 04, 2010 05:29 AM (E0EDC)
I've also tried to help some of our clients try to figure out if unemployment is paying the right amount and the formula that's used is nearly impossible to apply. Heaven forbid you've had more than one job in the last two years or you got a raise. It's utterly insane.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 04, 2010 05:34 AM (8WZWv)
Posted by: marie at February 04, 2010 05:35 AM (GuTKr)
Anytime I start to think "Hmm, maybe I should build a bigger, more formal advertising/marketing agency," I read an article like this and it sets me straight. There is no way I want to deal with employees.
On a side note, comment #10 at the NYT article slammed the concept of contract work, saying it makes us a third-world country. (No benefits, no healthcare, no sick leave, yadda yadda. Surprisingly, he was from Seattle! Hard to believe, eh.)
To me, contract work is the ultimate acid test on whether you're doing the job to a client's satisfaction. I am my own safety net.
Posted by: jakeman at February 04, 2010 05:38 AM (k/h/i)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2010 05:40 AM (zOdM6)
The thing that bugged the shit out of me was the self-employment/unemployment tax of $1500 I had to pay, even tho I was not eligible for unemployment.
Posted by: trainer at February 04, 2010 05:45 AM (K5X44)
Government makes it SO painful to hire people that they force small operators to delay hiring until they absolutely can't avoid it any longer.
Reminds me of when my parents tried to have a business in Hawaii. In addition to a worker's comp system that kept a huge number of people paid for doing nothing, they were supposed to pay for health insurance for anyone working 20 or more hours a week! Which of course means that nobody wants to work 10-15 hours a week, because then they wouldn't get insurance.
It was a system with a purpose. I think it's called "socialism"...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2010 05:46 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2010 05:50 AM (zOdM6)
They are trying to end the contract work in some industries as well. In my old industry years ago there was a problem with a certain type of independent contractor that was used throughout the industry.
They were paid in salary and per diem. A lot of them shifted their salary into per diem and then called everything an "expense" such that the per diem became non-taxable.
Eventually the IRS caught on an said it went beyond tax avoidance into tax evasion. They held the deep pockets COMPANY liable. My old company (and I assume most of the rest of the industry) now require all independent contractors to be bonded for tax purposes. Another expense for the contractor.
(they also pretty much limit themselves to big name contractors and avoid the "independendents).
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2010 05:53 AM (QrA9E)
Actually you don't have to do all that stuff, cash works just fine.
Posted by: John Galt at February 04, 2010 06:02 AM (F/4zf)
I hate to say this, but as a Canadian business owner who competes with American companies;
1. Obama is leveling the playing field, systematically stripping all advantages that Americans use to have over its world competitors...good for us, bad for you.
2. I am glad you guys are getting the same shackles of the big government BS that we have been dealing with for years.
Que Nelson from Simpsons...
"Ha Ha"
Posted by: Pete at February 04, 2010 06:06 AM (ZhCZM)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2010 06:12 AM (zOdM6)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2010 06:25 AM (7K04W)
This is from one of the commenters:
"It is a way to protect the employee from unscrupulous employers who would always say that the employees are not performing subpar just to get rid of them."
This happened to me, I was fired in order for my incompetent boss' more incompetent friend to take my place. My boss and the department head colluded with HR to come up with a laundry list of "charges" against me. At the end of incompetent boob's recitation of my sins and omissions, she gave me a document to sign. My signature would have indicated that I agreed with their decision to terminate me, and the "cause". Essentially they wanted me to implicate myself. Naturally I declined.
I filed for UC and got my benefits. Had I signed the document they presented, the company would have used it to deny my claim. This happens all the time to people who are so intimidated and flustered at the time of their firing they sign anything put in front of them. Pennsylvania
Posted by: kallisto at February 04, 2010 06:26 AM (+FkcS)
Anyway, we had to vote to send $10k to the UC because that would cut our rate for the next three years in half--an option that was slightly cheaper in the long run. This is in Texas!
Moral of the story: I've got an employee I want to fire but, now I think I'll just cut her hours until she quits.
Posted by: jimmuy at February 04, 2010 06:26 AM (/rb2j)
Closing and reopening doesn't work in Michigan, as your new corporation simply inherits the former rate. My wife bought a building from the bank that they had foreclosed and the state stuck her with the rate of the business that had occupied the space previously.
The government is evil.
Posted by: Hotspur at February 04, 2010 06:35 AM (GATs5)
You want unemployment insurance, you should be able to buy it like you do car or home insurance. Don't want it? Don't buy it.
This soft fascism about the government taking care of me is such crap it make me want to fucking puke.
Posted by: Instinct at February 04, 2010 06:44 AM (TIbRS)
Only slightly off-topic, for those who think Illinois has hit bottom. News flash: Nope!
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This is from today's Chicago Tribune. I can never get url's to work correctly here on AOSHQ so you'll have to google it if you want to read the whole story.
Why anyone in the rest of the USA ever voted for a Chicago politician for president is just beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Boots at February 04, 2010 06:50 AM (06JTY)
This soft fascism about the government taking care of me is such crap it make me want to fucking puke.
This is NOT "soft fascism"; it is hard communism.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2010 06:57 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Hucklebuck at February 04, 2010 06:59 AM (oQLnX)
we should be ok as long as we never let a politician from Illinois anywhere near the White House...oh wait
Posted by: bulwark at February 04, 2010 07:03 AM (MdzCh)
Of course on the flip side, I've had a company try to force an employer that they were laying off, to sign a document stating that she was being terminated due to a lack of work, in order to receive any stored up vacation benefits. Once she signed it, HR told her that she was not eligible to file for benefits because she had resigned. So she didn't file for two months until I met with her and it came up accidentally.
Posted by: nodakdrunkhobos at February 04, 2010 07:07 AM (TE75k)
My former employer in Mich. had to pay into UC for 8 and a half years for me and I am not even allowed to collect it because I'm retired military.
Slightly off topic, we own a small landscaping company in Florida and recently had to turn down a couple contracts with one of the counties there. It would have meant an extra $16,000 net but they wanted us to have workmen's comp. Florida law only requires that if you have 4 or more employees. We only have two employees as my brother is an owner. I was going down and I am an owner. My nephew was going and he would have been the 3rd employee. The county insisted we had to have it so we turned them down. The WC would have zeroed out any money made on the contracts so in essence we'd be doing it for free.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 04, 2010 07:13 AM (EhlQq)
Of course, we here in Oregon recently made our state more friendly to commerce and small business by passing two ballot measures increasing taxes on high-income earners and businesses.
Yeah, we sure showed those evil rich guys! We're right in the meddle of a recession so we increased taxes. Wowie-zowie! Prosperity and skittle-shitting unicorns, here we come!
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2010 07:18 AM (hoowK)
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Posted by: ProfShade at February 04, 2010 07:37 AM (CC3vq)
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The commenters on the NYT Blog are flirting with danger. Calling someone a "contractor" who is really an "employee" (as defined by the tax and labor laws) is a recipe for disaster. The IRS has allocated $25 million this year to going after employers who misclassify their workers, and misclassification audits are due to start in February / March 2010. Why? The IRS knows the self-employed don't pay their taxes, so they want to ensure that they get their $ - and the easiest way is to go after the employers. Employee misclassification has finally popped up on the IRS's radar screen and it's going to get ugly. Once the "contractor" is reclassified as an "employee," look for "employees" to sue for overtime and lost benefits as well (google Microsoft / Vizcaino - I may have spelled that wrong, but it's a massive judgment against Microsoft for misclassifying employees as contractors - the contractors were awarded the value of all the benefits they missed out on while called "contractors").
I agree that the unemployment scheme screws microbusinesses. In TX, taxes are figured as a percentage of the first $9000 of wages paid. The tax rate goes up as the employer's "experience rating" goes up. A small business with 2 employees who fires 1 is going to appear to have a 50% experience rating. An employer with 1000 employees who lets one go has a 0.1% experience rating.
The NYT Blog commenters also talked about whether an employee was fired for "cause" and whether that would affect whether benefits are awarded. The rules are different in every state. In Texas, an employee is entitled to benefits unless fired for "misconduct," and that's hard to meet. Stealing, knifing a co-worker, count as misconduct. In New Mexico, if the employer can't show financial harm, the employee will be entitled to benefits.
What I'm saying is the Blog commenters, even the ones who claim to be employment lawyers and consultants/experts, have no idea what they are talking about and I would caution you not to take their advice.
The only thing I can tell my clients is spend several hours with an applicant before you hire him/her. People can bluff you for an hour or two, but not a whole day. Have everyone in the company interview him/her. Take them to lunch. Call every reference. There is no replacement for due diligence on the front end.
Posted by: the other coyote at February 04, 2010 08:23 AM (yK44T)
But how are we supposed to know that YOU know what you are talking about? I mean you cautioned us about listening to them.
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Hey #92 Pete: I think you meant we should "cue" Nelson. Or possibly "qua", if you are inclined to Latin usages.
As it is, all you've said is "What Nelson?" in Spanish. Typical fucking Canuck.
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