April 08, 2021

The Woman Who Andrew Cuomo Groped Offers New Details About the Sexual Assault
— Ace

The sixth victim -- remember, he's up to nine accusers now -- adds new details to her claim of actual sexual assault.


She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her shirt to grab her breasts.

She now adds additional detail about the sexual attack.

She was summoned to see Cuomo due to a problem he was very much allegedly having with his mobile phone. I say allegedly because Governor RapeWhistle often created false pretexts to get the women he wanted to harass or molest into his office alone.

And according to her account, not only did he never mention this alleged problem with his mobile phone, he literally said nothing at all to her before he began groping her.

He just got up and started grabbing her breasts.

In a recent interview with the Times Union — her first public statements on the matter — she described what happened when she reached the office on the second floor: The governor came out from behind his desk, and began groping her in a sexually aggressive manner.

"And that wasn’t just a hug," she said. "He went for it and I kind of like was, 'Oh, the door is right there.' ... I was mortified that a woman who works here is going to come in and see. ... I was terrified of that happening, because that’s not who I am and that’s not what I’m here for."

As panic set in, it flashed in her mind that insulting the governor could cost her the career she had been working so hard to build.

"I said to him, I said, 'You’re going to get us in trouble,'" she recalled. "I didn’t know what else to say. … It was pretty much like 'What are you doing?' That’s when he slammed the door (shut). He said, 'I don’t care.'"

 

He walked toward her a second time.

"I remember exactly what I was wearing," she said. "I remember him slamming (the door) so hard that I remember thinking to myself that I’m sure the staff is, like, 'Is everything OK up there?' He came right back and he pulled me close and all I remember is seeing his hand, his big hand. I remember looking down like, 'Holy sh_.'"

The governor, she said, had reached under her blouse and his hand was grasping one of her breasts over her bra.


"I was just so confused and so taken aback by it. … He never said anything, which was odd," she said. "At this moment, I don’t know what to say — I don’t know what to do. Now my hives are coming out. I’m, like, swearing in my mind. I remember I walked out and he walked back into his office. ... I remember going downstairs and escorting myself out and going to my car and sitting there for a second and going, 'OK, I have to now go back into the Capitol, go back to my desk and do my job and pretend that, like, that didn’t just happen.'

 

"I didn’t have another choice. I remember (thinking), 'You have to pull yourself together … even if you have to sit here for a couple minutes to do that,'" she continued. "If I told someone, I’m done. And who do you tell?"

I believe her.

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM | Comments (324)
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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 08, 2021 02:24 PM (HaL55)

2 Gropers gonna grope.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 08, 2021 02:24 PM (EjmvJ)

3 Sorry Sponge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 08, 2021 02:25 PM (HaL55)

4 He is a animal and should be shut down. But since he is a Leftist he will be free as a bird

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2021 02:25 PM (Cxk7w)

5 Sponge is perfectly capable to get his own firsts

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2021 02:26 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Hey...does anyone remember that this guy is pretty much personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of seniors in his state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 08, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

7 So now someone has come out and accused him of sexual assault, not just harassment.  She needs to go to the Cops.  I know it won't do any good, but she needs to file a criminal complaint. 

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (JUOKG)

8 Lucky for him he's not a Trump supporter. 

Posted by: Just Lily at April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (dKl+y)

9 Breasts aren't under skirts, Ace.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (xfb67)

10 "underneath her skirt to grab her breasts"
That's an arms-deep reach.

Posted by: redsweater at April 08, 2021 02:28 PM (a4ji4)

11 Was that wrong? Nobody told me it was wrong!

Posted by: George Cuomo at April 08, 2021 02:28 PM (Ojki1)

12 Cuz he'z a ladies man....

Sing it people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 08, 2021 02:28 PM (3H9h1)

13 If you have to reach under the skirt to honk her ta-ta's then where is the kitty?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 08, 2021 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

14
Breasts aren't under skirts, Ace.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (xfb67)

The hell they aren't.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, one eye doing lazy circles at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (t+qrx)

15 9Breasts aren't under skirts, Ace.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (xfb67)


Is she a grannie?

Posted by: Bete at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (Ojki1)

16 I guess if this chick had Pelosi's body, her breasts could be under her skirt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (xfb67)

17 I love this new format, reminds me of hot gas

Posted by: REDACTED at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (6iURM)

18 I'm going to go out on a limb here and propose that Cuomo, not unlike his brother, has some narcissistic tendencies and probably truly believed that he was sexually irresistible to women 30-40 years his junior.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (ssz2a)

19 So in the game of actual accusers its:
Cuomo: 9
Gaetz: 0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (SchxB)

20 @14 Great, time for the mind bleach.

Posted by: redsweater at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (a4ji4)

21 Credible accuser. Believe all women.

Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (wgghp)

22 They knew. 

They ALL knew

Democrats knew. 

The media knew. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (bvAwo)

23 Tierra del Fuego breasts?

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (RuIsu)

24 19So in the game of actual accusers its:
Cuomo: 9
Gaetz: 0

Posted by:Blanco Basuraat April 08, 2021 02:29 PM (SchxB)

==========
Hence, why Gaetz is the true monster.
He obviously killed all the women who would have accused him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

25 14 Breasts aren't under skirts, Ace.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 08, 2021 02:27 PM (xfb67)

 

The hell they aren't.

Posted by:Nancy Pelosi, one eye doing lazy circles



Tea on computer screen.  well done


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (W2Pud)

26 "Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts"
Ooooohhh! * fans self * Does anyone know Andrew's number?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Nazi Pelousi at April 08, 2021 02:30 PM (DMUuz)

27 So in the game of actual accusers its:
Cuomo: 9
Gaetz: 0 Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2021 02:29 PM

Whatever happened to that democrat woman congress critter said if there were four accusers she would believe them?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (JUOKG)

28 She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts.

Out flanked her!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (VVEnO)

29 When you're willing to kill 10,000 senior citizens what's a little sexual assault?

Posted by: zmdavid at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (xqRaG)

30 "Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts."
That's the long route to get there.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (qpX6U)

31
She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts.

i may need an anatomy refresher

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

32 She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts.
Those are some saggy titties.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (II3Gr)

33
... I was mortified that a woman who works here is going to come in and see. ...


Not to defend this thug, but that is kind of the opposite of what a woman who is being assaulted gets mortified about. It seems she was worried about being seen, not about the assault. 
It seems, that he called it right and the sex part was not a concern to her, but the risk to her career was. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2021 02:32 PM (miPuu)

34 At least she made him work for it if he had to reach all the way up from under her skirt. 

Posted by: Just Lily at April 08, 2021 02:32 PM (dKl+y)

35

I was checking for lumps!!! 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:32 PM (bvAwo)

36 And yet Cuomo is still there. Because donk

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:32 PM (ONvIw)

37 As panic set in, it flashed in her mind that insulting the governor could cost her the career she had been working so hard to build.


And right here of course is why so many of these women never say anything. Of course it's also the same thing the gay dude said about letting the Lincoln Project pedo constantly hit on him as well. They pretty much say, "it's ok to sexually harass, or even assault me as long as no one sees and you help me with my job."

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (G2zl5)

38 But he's the Love Gov.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

39 So a captcha miss resets your sock/handle.  

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (bvAwo)

40 must be some low hanging fruit on that broad

Posted by: thew at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (baz6k)

41 If she didn't want her breast groped she should have worn pants.

Posted by: A. Cuomo at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (xfb67)

42 I'm assuming skirt is a typo unless she was wearing a dress and Cuomo reached all the way up to her boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (lgiXo)

43 Bra-strap snapping has been plotted on the Saturday Morning Coffee Thread more than once.
So far, Mr. Humanitarian has managed to restrain it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (DMUuz)

44 Gross

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (Ez6QX)

45 Did I say my phone? I meant to say your tits.
My bad.  Move on dot org.

Posted by: Governor Partytits at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (sl8p+)

46 Is that a quarterback sneak or a Statue of Liberty play?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (VVEnO)

47 How did Sandra Lee last for years with him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

48 Is that a quarterback sneak or a Statue of Liberty play?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM


Wishboner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (m+jkK)

49 Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (G2zl5)
I think that's harsh. "as long as you help me with my job" is not the same as the threat of being canceled out of your entire career. Which he and those sympathetic to him can do without blinking. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (bvAwo)

50 "He never said anything, which was odd,"
Noted: Need more dirty talk, or chicks think you're odd.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (qpX6U)

51
"I remember him slamming (the door) so hard that I remember thinking to myself that I’m sure the staff is, like, 'Is everything OK up there?' He came right back and he pulled me close and all I remember is seeing his hand, his big hand. I remember looking down like, 'Holy sh_.'"

The governor, she said, had reached under her blouse and his hand was grasping one of her breasts over her bra.

"I was just so confused and so taken aback by it. … He never said anything, which was odd," she said. "At this moment, I don’t know what to say — I don’t know what to do. Now my hives are coming out. I’m, like, swearing in my mind. I remember I walked out and he walked back into his office.
Slamming a door and silently groping a subordinate isn't weird, pathological behavior at all. No siree.

Hitting on a subordinate is a gray area. Closing off escape and silently groping is psychotic behavior.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (Jsjd7)

52 She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts.
Obviously this man doesn't know what he's doing when he goes under a woman's skirt.

Posted by: Joey Stink Fingers at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (JMMlQ)

53 Man, I think HordeMind made the jump to hyperdrive!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (dfRN6)

54 It's time for the Cosa Nostra to pay this clown a visit.  They planned to take his daddy out for ride but circumstances weren't optimum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2021 02:36 PM (03n3v)

55 That's the long route to get there. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:31 PM (qpX6U)

Unless she was on her back. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bvAwo)

56 I wonder if any of these women knew he had harassed other women, but were still SHOCKED when he did it to them?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 08, 2021 02:36 PM (AD3JT)

57 Alternate post title?
Cuomo Victim #6, a.k.a. Ol' Saggy Tits, Shares More Details Of Her Harrowing Experience

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:36 PM (cWMuE)

58
Man, I think HordeMind made the jump to hyperdrive!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM


We've gone to plaid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2021 02:36 PM (m+jkK)

59 Of course he should resign. I mean, it was a GIRL! And an adult one at that! Ick.

Posted by: Wally at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (DMYhF)

60 52 She alleges that, without warning and without consent, Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts. 
Obviously this man doesn't know what he's doing when he goes under a woman's skirt. 

Posted by: Joey Stink Fingers at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (JMMlQ)

Maybe he was reaching for her c**t not her t*t.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (lgiXo)

61 Hitting on a subordinate is a gray area. Closing off escape and silently groping is psychotic behavior.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (Jsjd7)


Sociopathic maybe, psychotic implies delusion and disorganization, governor party-tits had an organized plan, and got away with it for years.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (ONvIw)

62 Touching a womans bra sticks in her hippocampus!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (yrol0)

63 Watching the Obama Maoists go after the Clintonistas is incredibly entertaining. Sorry, Andy, you are a white male in the way of the powerful, strong black woman Heels Up Harris. 

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (GZ/yK)

64 mobile phone troubleshooting list:

try rebooting

update software

grab the nearest breast

factory reset

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (7dN4m)

65 Could have been worse, 'Let me whip this out.' and he would still get a pass by the media, at least that's how it worked for Clinton.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (qZdIZ)

66 "He never said anything, which was odd," ---------

I think she means intimidating and creepy. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (bvAwo)

67 So if I understand - Gaetz might have had sex with a woman he wasn't married to and should therefore resign.

Cuomo molested a dozen or so women and killed 10,000 grandmas and he's a hero.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (JMMlQ)

68 When your teets are accessible via under your skirt....

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (cWMuE)

69 'OK, I have to now go back into the Capitol, go back to my desk and do my job and pretend that, like, that didn’t just happen.'

No, no you don't.

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (cF8AT)

70 Cuomo was just skirting the issue.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 08, 2021 02:38 PM (+OZts)

71
Sociopathic maybe, psychotic implies delusion and disorganization, governor party-tits had an organized plan, and got away with it for years.
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (ONvIw)
Yeah, I went back and forth on which descriptor to use and went for the punchier one. The point remains, though

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Jsjd7)

72 "all I remember is seeing his hand, his big hand. I remember looking down like, 'Holy sh_.'"
Noted: Big hands impress chicks.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:38 PM (qpX6U)

73 Do I have that right?

Posted by:18-1at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (JMMlQ)


Donks are always heroes, so yeah.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

74 I think that's harsh. "as long as you help me with my job" is not the same as the threat of being canceled out of your entire career. Which he and those sympathetic to him can do without blinking. 
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (bvAwo


Yeah I'm being a bit harsh in my phrasing of it. But you do seem to see it over and over that they're giving a pass to these predators for their behavior when they potentially help them. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (G2zl5)

75
So if I understand - Gaetz might have had sex with a woman he wasn't married to and should therefore resign.

Cuomo molested a dozen or so women and killed 10,000 grandmas and he's a hero.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (JMMlQ)
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (Jsjd7)

76 Gov Party Tits was only one step removed from having a button on his desk he could push to lock his victims in with him, like whats-his-name from the MFM.  
Absolutely no empathy for others, either for those thousands he condemned in the nursing homes or for the women he assaulted.  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (OZ4La)

77 Obviously this man doesn't know what he's doing when he goes under a woman's skirt.

Posted by:Joey Stink Fingersat April 08, 2021 02:35 PM (JMMlQ)


*in John Cleese voice*

sure go right for the clitoris

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (yrol0)

78 How did Sandra Lee last for years with him? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

Booze. Lots of booze. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (kTF2Z)

79

Maybe he was reaching for her c**t not her t*t.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever


That reminds me of the excuse of the guy accused of rape, he said he tripped and fell on the victim and his dik slipped inside her cooch. 
55 times in a row

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (FZYNt)

80 Doesn't every woman know by now that if you work for a straight male Democrat you are getting groped and maybe cigar'd?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (JMMlQ)

81 I realize I'm an introvert but I can't imagine doing this.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (lgiXo)

82 Linked article does not say anything about his reaching under her skirt to grab her breast-which would be a really weird, totally awkward move. It says he reached under her blouse-and I assume the "skirt" was a typo for "shirt " ie. "blouse".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (VP4Cd)

83
Do I have that right? Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:37 PM (JMMlQ)


Yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

84 Weird.  Comment #63 prepopulated itself in my comment box right after I posted 48.  I'm calling shenanigans on this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (m+jkK)

85 He was just trying to set up an important conversation with some individuals in Tokyo.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (7dN4m)

86 How can she be believed?   Cuomo is a full-fledged Democrat.  
Democrat privilege outweighs female integrity. 
What is so hard to understand?  

Posted by: Your Progda betters at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

87 Every woman should be willing to get groped a little to keep abortion safe, legal, and free!

Posted by: The feminists of New York at April 08, 2021 02:41 PM (JMMlQ)

88 Don't any of you guys nood the previous thread or anything...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 08, 2021 02:41 PM (ZSK0i)

89 My tits hang below my skirts too!

Posted by: zombie helen thomas at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (1yPl/)

90
and I assume the "skirt" was a typo for "shirt " ie. "blouse".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (VP4Cd)

Wouldn't it be more fun to assume that Ace is unfamiliar with female anatomy and then mock him mercilessly?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (xfb67)

91 Big deal. Rape, grope, steal, molest.
It's what democrats do and she knows it but still worked for the scum.
Boo Fucking Hoo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (Dx34V)

92
As panic set in, it flashed in her mind that insulting the governor could cost her the career she had been working so hard to build.


Here again I have to point this out. Plenty of times I have wanted to insult my boss, and didn't because I was worried about my career.  That is a daily occurrence. Sometimes hourly. 
But WTF? I know women are different handle things differently, but the concern here should be that she was just assaulted. The concern should be about looking for another job, or the implications of going to the police or HR and how that will affect her career. Like the woman biden assaulted - that was a normal and legitimate response. 
I am not saying she wasn't assaulted, I am saying that it sounds like he pushed things too far and she had once chance to come forward of forever hold her peace. I put no weight it years old revelations by adult women in high positions who decide to come forward against a guy on the defense. 
Sorry, but lets talk about all the old people he killed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (miPuu)

93 Was she doing a hand-stand, at the time?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (cWMuE)

94 I don't see missing the capcha does anything but denying your comment.

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (Cxk7w)

95
Doesn't every woman know by now that if you work for a straight male Democrat you are getting groped and maybe cigar'd?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (JMMlQ)
To be fair, I suspect there's a lot of groping, fingering, cigaring and dicking in Republican offices, too. Both groups of bastards are entitled little princelings who are at best outside the law (and usually above it) and hold tremendous power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (Jsjd7)

96 Cuomo is an embarrassment to thugs everywhere.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:42 PM (lgiXo)

97 Remember the Security detail guy Cuomo got reassigned because he didn't like the guy dating his adult daughter? I'll bet he's enjoying this.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 08, 2021 02:43 PM (AD3JT)

98 When your childhood nickname is Ol' Saggy Tits....

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:43 PM (cWMuE)

99 Well, Ace. Congrats on the typo of "skirt" for "shirt". It now got some of the morons talking about saggy t***-a little comic relied for the board?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:43 PM (VP4Cd)

100
The loved ones of 15,000  elderly nursing home residents subjected to an act of biological terrorism are groping for answers too...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (s2VJv)

101 Honest question--is Governor Thug married?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (lgiXo)

102 I figured she meant he reached under the skirt of her dress. 
All I can think is that he must have been ideally positioned for a swift knee to the groin. What, no paperweights on his desk? 

Posted by: Lurkerette at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (B4Nkq)

103 but the concern here should be that she was just assaulted
Taking on a powerful Democrat is a good way to see your career end - which has happened repeatedly.

So...I get the concern here. The problem is the leftist women or ok with it. Well, ok with it happening to OTHER women...and then it happens to them and suddenly mean tweets might not be quite as important.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (JMMlQ)

104 >>>I realize I'm an introvert but I can't imagine doing this.<
>Well no, because you would be reaching into he blouse and not under her skirt.  Unless she was over 29 years of age.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (03n3v)

105 You are Number Six!

Posted by: The new Number Two at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

106
"Who do you tell?"


The Horde, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (HaL55)

107 Once again I go back to the role the media plays in all this.  

Democrat... so on the one hand an easy time of it.  No hard questions, no probing analysis or reporting.  Just, meh.  It's Cuomo, it's who he is.  Nothing to see here move along.

On the other hand, a few weeks ago it looked like he was toast, but perhaps not so much now?  Was this the media going to the mat for him, or did someone else wave off the hit?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (3H9h1)

108  I assume the "skirt" was a typo for "shirt " ie. "blouse". Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:40 PM (VP4Cd)

Fen bringing the logical thunder. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (bvAwo)

109 ...I escorted myself out...

That's an odd bit of phrasing.  She must have been beside herself with anger. 

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (m45I2)

110 If Cuomo was up for re-election today, he'd easily win. My lib SIL says this is all about jealous women and the GOP's prurient interest in a single man's life! So there!

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (ONvIw)

111 #Believe All Womyn!
(Especially womyn accusing corrupt Dims).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (k4dH2)

112   101 Honest question--is Governor Thug married?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:44 PM (lgiXo)

To the mob. Or in his case the Moobs...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

113 Don't they teach the old "Knee to the Groin" maneuver anymore?

Posted by: Fox2! at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (ZX5I3)

114 "Cuomo reached underneath her skirt to grab her breasts"

The accuser can be seen in Heavy Hangers Vol. 3

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (xPl2J)

115 Wouldn't it be more fun to assume that Ace is unfamiliar with female anatomy and then mock him mercilessly?
But what does differentiate a woman from a man these days, aside from the "fact" that wymen can do anything a man can do, only better, in the words of Slow Joe?
Wymen have..."front holes", right?  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (OZ4La)

116

@JackPosobiec 
Insurrection underway in Iowa

@zerosum24 
Happening Now: BLM at the Iowa State Capitol building.

https://tinyurl.com/ygqwbr4o

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

117 Too bad.  She should have reported it, if it happened. This is the 21st century. If you are victimized, you report it promptly.

Posted by: skzion at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (vqSpp)

118 101: Divorced

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

119
How did Sandra Lee last for years with him?

Posted by:Jane D'ohat April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

Booze. Lots of booze.

Posted by uke Lowellat April 08, 2021 02:39 PM (kTF2Z)

You're saying the tablescapin' mastermind behind the Kwanzaa Cake was pretty much shithoused 24/7 for years? I simply snizzn't believe it.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (t+qrx)

120 My lib SIL says this is all about jealous women and the GOP's prurient interest in a single man's life!
Did you ask her if Gaetz banging party girls is a problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (JMMlQ)

121 He made his move.  She acknowledges she saw the door open, but did not flee or yell.  So he closes the door and mashes her.  She goes down, sits in her car, does not go to HR, does not go to cops, comes back to work.
I can hold these two thoughts simultaneously in my mind: 1. Cuomo is a loathsome turd. 2. Women should forcefully reject such attacks at once, in the moment.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (qpX6U)

122 What dis she expect from a scumbag politician?

Posted by: f'd at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (Tnijr)

123 There's more: Gov Cuomo asked her an inappropriate question, making her very uncomfortable.
Cuomo: "Say, haven't I seen you in an issue of National Geographic?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (cWMuE)

124   Was this the media going to the mat for him, or did someone else wave off the hit? Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (3H9h1
There was no hit. This was the Northam Gambit. He was caught red-handed with something damaging and so the big players turned it to "sexism" (with Northam it was racism) and eventually it will all go under the rug when a new flavor comes along. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (bvAwo)

125 Ok, maybe typos in my earlier. 
it is 3:00am, and cold, and I am typing with arms under covers. sorry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (miPuu)

126
So a captcha miss resets your sock/handle.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:33 PM (bvAwo)



Yeah, I've hosed a couple of prime socking opportunities that way...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (ZSK0i)

127
Don't they teach the old "Knee to the Groin" maneuver anymore?

Posted by:Fox2!at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (ZX5I3)

Break the wrist, walk away.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (t+qrx)

128 I'm watching the Piers Morgan interview with Tucker about Meagan and Oprah and getting fired from the BBC. 
Piers talks about Oprah telling Meegs "tell us YOUR truth". Piers says, "YOUR TRUTH? What's that all about? What about THE truth?" 
Cuomo and his Progda defenders are playing the "your truth" game in spades.  And none will let those women attacked tell "THE truth". 
Because, Democrat power uber alles.     BTW, how does one say "uber alles" in Mandarin?  I need to keep my sayings current.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (sy5kK)

129 101 Honest question--is Governor Thug married?

____________

He's divorced (from Kerry Kennedy).
During some of these alleged sexual assaults, he was living with the blonde t.v. chef Sandra Lee, but they were not married (although she reportedly wanted desperately to marry him, and even carried around a photo of the engagement ring she wanted).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

130 Nothing compared to the rodgering he's dealing to US taxpayers in the pandemic bailout

Posted by: Desultory Joe at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (L9P9s)

131 Did you ask her if Gaetz banging party girls is a problem?

Posted by:18-1at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (JMMlQ)

Yes, as GOP are hypocritical about everything. Bible thumpers need to be held to higher standards than libidinous donks. This is a slight paraphrase.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

132 "Well, Ace. Congrats on the typo of "skirt" for "shirt"."
If we were still on the OLD site software, that would NOT have happened!

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (qpX6U)

133

Wouldn't it be more fun to assume that Ace is unfamiliar with female anatomy and then mock him mercilessly?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I'm assuming Cuomo had to "slam the door" because he's actually a Cthulhoid monstrosity wearing a human's skin, and "underneath her skirt" was the fastest route for his tentacles to reach her breasts, from his formless blobby self oozing along the floor.

Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (P1f+c)

134 123 There's more: Gov Cuomo asked her an inappropriate question, making her very uncomfortable. 
Cuomo: "Say, haven't I seen you in an issue of National Geographic?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (cWMuE)

Say, are you related to Nancy Pelosi by any chance? Something about you reminds me of Nancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (lgiXo)

135 --You are Number Six!
Posted by: The new Number Two

-------

That's Numberwang!
 

Posted by: irright at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (SchQD)

136 Don't they teach the old "Knee to the Groin" maneuver anymore?
In all seriousness I think the current left take on this is use a whistle and pee on your rapist.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (JMMlQ)

137 Always freaks me out when wimmin keep their breasts under their skirts. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:49 PM (kTi97)

138
He came right back and he pulled me close and all I remember is seeing his hand, his big hand.

You know what they say about guys with big hands, baby!

Posted by: A. Cuomo, Emmy-Award-Winning Murderer at April 08, 2021 02:49 PM (h5TKJ)

139 Catching up on the morning thread. This feels like Beleriand after the  Nírnaeth Arnoediad. Fortunately everything there ends happily and not too far off from the way I expect things to turn out. 

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 08, 2021 02:49 PM (fLpTX)

140
That's Numberwang!

Posted by:irrightat April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (SchQD)

We'll have to ask the boffins.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 02:49 PM (t+qrx)

141 128- The whole "My Truth" was Oprah's invention.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 08, 2021 02:49 PM (AD3JT)

142 2. Women should forcefully reject such attacks at once, in the moment. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:46 PM (qpX6U)
This falls under the category of "easier said than done". A significant percent of rapes go unreported - for many reasons. 
We're trying to perfect human nature here and in my mind it's totally unfair. It's not like we all have a comparable situation we've been in, and so know first hand how we would behave. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (bvAwo)

143 "Cuomo: "Say, haven't I seen you in an issue of National Geographic?""
Cuomo: "Hey let's go out and grab an italian sausage sandwich.  I'll use my big hands."

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (qpX6U)

144 Women love being groped. 

I know. I was on a train in Japan. The smell of blurry vomit and shit encrusted fingers sliding all over me still fill me long yearns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (8Rwem)

145 Believe all women, except that c*nt over there.
//Andrew Cuomo

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (Lzpvj)

146 Obviously this man doesn't know what he's doing when he goes under a woman's skirt.
It is terra incognita to a lot of people, actually. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (2JVJo)

147 The whole "My Truth" was Oprah's invention.
____________

"My truth" = not what really happened, but what I want you to believe happened, because it makes me look less like the asshole I really am.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (k4dH2)

148 He. Took. It. Out.

Posted by: accuser #15 at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (1yPl/)

149 146 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 02:50 PM (2JVJo)

The democrats obsession over deviancies tells you a lot no?

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (Lzpvj)

150 High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked. 

Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

151 121 He made his move.  She acknowledges she saw the door open, but did not flee or yell.  So he closes the door and mashes her.  She goes down, sits in her car, does not go to HR, does not go to cops, comes back to work.
I can hold these two thoughts simultaneously in my mind: 1. Cuomo is a loathsome turd. 2. Women should forcefully reject such attacks at once, in the moment.
-------
"Well, he didn't show me his dick, so hopefully my career is still good.  I'll just ignore him and move forward".

Posted by: Female Democrat staffers in Albany at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (sy5kK)

152 And I am thinking more along the lines of letting the harassment slide. It's why I bring up that guy that talked about how the Lincoln Project pedo would constantly hit on him. He continued to correspond with that predator because he was looking for a job and thought he could help him get it. 
I mean it as more of an explanation of why these creeps seem to get away wi to it over and over again. And not as a way of victim blaming. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (G2zl5)

153 I have to say that as far as derogatory nick-names goes "Governor Rapewhistle" is one of the best I've ever heard.

Posted by: Wicklow at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (uH65w)

154
Break the wrist, walk away. Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 02:47 PM (t+qrx)


Rex Kwon Do
*nods sagaciously*


Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)

155 It is terra incognita to a lot of people, actually. . .
If only there were, call them maps, of this stuff, on say the interwebs, so daring explorers could identify important land marks, like say the little man in the boat and the secret garden so they knew the lay of the land.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 02:53 PM (JMMlQ)

156 152 Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (G2zl5)
In a laboratory setting from a game theory standpoint you would be correct, the problem is the left takes scalps and we never do.

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:53 PM (Lzpvj)

157 This falls under the category of "easier said than done". A significant percent of rapes go unreported - for many reasons.
That's one of my favorite songs.  The Essex, a group of Marines who started out just doing songs at the local enlisted club.
Pity they were really just a one-hit wonder.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

158 If my dick does not fit you must acquit

Posted by: Gov Rapewhistle at April 08, 2021 02:53 PM (JMMlQ)

159
High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked.

Posted by:Getting the band back togetherat April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

What the hell happened? Where was this at?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 02:53 PM (t+qrx)

160 Sonny is just playing the numbers.  You have to hit on a lot of women when you are that ugly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

161 High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked. 

Posted by: Getting the band back together 

That sucks. Was he wearing a mask?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (cWMuE)

162 High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked. 
What happened?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (2JVJo)

163 NY Post which has been covering this story of Cuomo's  criminal level  malfeasance during Covid, as well as his harassment of women had an article about a week ago saying that everyone knew that Cuomo had been cheating on Sandra Lee for quite some time. She finally had enough and left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (VP4Cd)

164 Kick Cuomo in the groin?
Given how degenerate he is, maybe he would get off on that?  I'm thinking of that scene in The Dark Knight when the Joker starts making moves on Maggie Gyllenhall's character and she slaps him away. 
"You're a feisty one; I like that!"  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (OZ4La)

165 He. Took. It. Out. Posted by: accuser #15 at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (1yPl/)
He took what out?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Dx34V)

166
How did Sandra Lee last for years with him?

Posted by:Jane D'ohat April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

Booze. Lots of booze.

Posted byuke Lowell
Definitely a lot of booze - as anyone who watcher her crappy Food show can attest, at least one cocktail in every episode.
James G - extreme lurker

Posted by: James G at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (yRFCb)

167 High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked.
Posted by:Getting the band back togetherat April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

Holy hell!  Sending prayers!

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

168 109 ...I escorted myself out...

That's an odd bit of phrasing.  She must have been beside herself with anger. 

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2021 02:45 PM (m45I2)


Well then...


Allow myself to introduce myself...

Posted by: Austin Powers at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (BgMrQ)

169 "Posted by:Getting the band back togetherat April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)"
I do genuinely hope you are OK and that justice is ultimately served.
That said, is this something we can joke about?

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

170 My own take is that the Cuomo groping was a primitive power play.  If she accepted, fine; if she was uncomfortable or frozen, fine.  Either way, the woman is trapped and he is the boss.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 08, 2021 02:55 PM (MIKMs)

171 150 Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

That sucks, I hope you are ok.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Lzpvj)

172
High horde, bout hour ago coldcocked by giy half my age, lwft me dazed, bleeding. At clinic now waiting on doc. Broke glasses, black eye. Pissed off and scared if fucked.  Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

What?! What happened?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

173 That's it. I am switching to the dem party and getting into politics.  There is literally nothing you can't do and not have any consequences, whatsoever.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (KnJdm)

174 I believe her too ace. 

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (FZlIF)

175 I am disgusted by this from the perspective that she felt that if she complained she would lose her job.  So, the job is much more important than self respect?
I have said before that lib women hate men because the men they are in contact with are like Cuomo.  Pigs who don't respect women at all and see them all as "candies" in the store and they can have any of them with absolutely no repercussions.  None whatsoever.
And the woman here is responsible somewhat because she never said one word about it.

NOT.ONE.WORD. 

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (jMEOg)

176 The Cuomosexual will get away with it too: never give up, never surrender, never apologize, never explain, and NEVER EVER back down. 

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (V3EEC)

177
What the hell??
Someone Else's "preview" 'ment just showed up!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (cWMuE)

178 She finally had enough and left. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (VP4Cd)

Sandra Lee is coming on strong. 

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (bvAwo)

179 "My truth" = not what really happened, but what I want you to believe happened, because it makes me look less like the asshole I really am.

Posted by:TrivialPursuerat April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (k4dH2)

Probably a therapist's invention.  

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (ONvIw)

180
Looks like my neighbor has been taken into custody. When three police cars show up at someone's house, I doubt they're there to sell tickets to the Policeman's Ball.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (mht8P)

181
He took what out?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Dx34V


It. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (kTi97)

182 47 How did Sandra Lee last for years with him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

I remember her doing an episode of her show. She was at a bar and urging the barkeep to keep pouring. He asked her if the pour wasn't "too much," and she responded, "Have you seen my show?" The liquor probably helped for a while, but at some point, even being stone cold drunk doesn't make you forget being with someone like him.  That's likely when she decided to leave, but she is keeping her mouth shut. I wonder if it's self preservation.

Posted by: moki at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (+X9Vs)

183 Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 08, 2021 02:51 PM (R+QOT)

Sorry to hear.  Make sure concussion protocol is followed.  Have an advocate if you cannot advocate for yourself.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (KnJdm)

184 170 Posted by: mustbequantum at April 08, 2021 02:55 PM (MIKMs)

Yes, exactly now understand they are groping all America.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Lzpvj)

185 It.  Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (kTi97)
He took It out?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Dx34V)

186 Struggling to wrap the murder suspect's condom on my dick but it's just way too small.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 02:58 PM (8Rwem)

187
We're trying to perfect human nature here and in my mind it's totally unfair. It's not like we all have a comparable situation we've been in, and so know first hand how we would behave.

Posted by:...at April

fair enough, but if it was traumatic, I have a hard time understanding that a woman would not get another job. Yes, it harms the woman's career but career harm due to shitty bosses happens all the time to men and women. We are not talking about people who would be out on the street if she losses her job. These are not coal miners.

But that is besides the point. Yes, this is terrible, and yes no woman should have to endure this at work. Yes, the men should be strung up by their balls at the city gate. But at the same time I think years late revelations should have no evidentiary value. Too often they are fabricated against Republicans and I feel the same way. The biden accuser has contemporaneous evidence, so that one is different. It is real and should be treated as such.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2021 02:58 PM (miPuu)

188
Looks like my neighbor has been taken into custody.

You should see if he has any cool stuff the Mrs want's to get rid of.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)

189 18247How did Sandra Lee last for years with him?

Posted by:Jane D'ohat April 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

I suspect being de facto First Lady had its career perks. How did Rose Kennedy stay with Joe, Babe Paley with Bill? 

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

190 Exciting times, Hadrian. It will be the talk of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (5HBd1)

191 85 It.  Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:57 PM (kTi97) 
He took It out?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Dx34V)

No. It. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (kTi97)

192 175 Posted by: charlotte the sailor at April 08, 2021 02:56 PM (jMEOg)

Democrats hero worship their assholes, she likely was under the pressure of social rejection, penury, and stigma.

Yes, it is her fault others were groped, but the donks have built a perfect machine of humiliation.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (Lzpvj)

193 getting the band back - prayers up for you. Was this one of those knock out game things?

Posted by: moki at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (+X9Vs)

194 Was this one of those knock out game things?
I remember when the FNM was telling us this was a myth.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2021 03:00 PM (JMMlQ)

195 Incidentally, in case anyone is offended or slighted by the mocking of ol' saggy tits, keep in mind the #1 Flaw of "fake boob implants" is they have no natural sag, thus making them look quite un-natural and unappealing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:00 PM (cWMuE)

196 Looks like my neighbor has been taken into custody. When three police cars show up at someone's house, I doubt they're there to sell tickets to the Policeman's Ball.

I must of missed the backstory on this...what'd he do?

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

197 "I am disgusted by this from the perspective that she felt that if she complained she would lose her job. So, the job is much more important than self respect?"
That's the way I feel about everybody who submits to CRT training to keep their jobs.  If people would sack up and say no or I quit, that shit would be dead already.  Anybody who would kneel to one of those diversity trainers has absolutely no self-respect.  America has been pussified beyong salvation.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:01 PM (qpX6U)

198 I can't bring myself to care about this story, or Cuomo. I've tried, and I can't. Bunch of Dem Party slatterns who were totally fine with being groped when he was on the make, and are eagerly coming forward now that he's apparently out of favor. They'll get whatever thirty pieces of silver the Party has offered them for betraying their crime-lord. Who gives a shit?

But I am sort of interested in the topic from the last thread. Abrams fought her loss strenuously, and never really conceded defeat. She immediately set about forming a shadow government and bruiting about the hapless, spineless GOP toad who "won." The Dems made perhaps their most obvious and aggressive fraud plays in GA last year, and now they are organizing a mass corporate assault on the state's business position. I think GA is being used as an object lesson to the rest of the country about who is in charge, without regard to "elections."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:01 PM (Uh2oA)

199
No. It.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (kTi97)



I am going to have a little credit card sized sign made with "it" printed on it. That way I can whip "it" wherever I go.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (KnJdm)

200
New York is run by some of the worst scumbags.
I blame Ron DeSantis. How could he let them get away with this.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller PhD Esq at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (m9yzS)

201 Looks like my neighbor has been taken into custody. When three police cars show up at someone's house, I doubt they're there to sell tickets to the Policeman's Ball.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh 

Red Flag Law?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (cWMuE)

202 Don't they teach the old "Knee to the Groin" maneuver anymore?
In all seriousness I think the current left take on this is use a whistle and pee on your rapist.

If a woman kneed a man in power in the groin, she would be arrested for assault. Who are they going to believe? The woman who has no power, or a governor who can destroy their careers? Her life would be ruined, and he would go on to assault someone else. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (tjZg/)

203 No. It.  Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (kTi97
Maybe it needed some air. Sometimes it needs air, it can't breathe in there.
It's inhuman!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Dx34V)

204 He took IT

Out!

Posted by: accuser #15 at April 08, 2021 03:03 PM (1yPl/)

205
I must of missed the backstory on this...what'd he do?

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)



Questioned the results of the 2020 election.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:03 PM (KnJdm)

206 Sandra Lee:  Next on Semi Homemade, appetizers!  Open this can of Vienna sausages and sprinkle with a little cumin. Presto!  South of the border. Now for the cocktail, one fifth of tequila and a little ice. I'd do a tablescape, but I'm shitfaced!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2021 03:03 PM (kTF2Z)

207 So- Governor Murder Tits went for the breast cup. Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:04 PM (VpIIl)

208 >>>I don’t know what to say — I don’t know what to do. Now my hives are coming out.<
>Obviously, this girl is not a fan of garlic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2021 03:04 PM (03n3v)

209 #BelieveDemWomen

Posted by: Axeman at April 08, 2021 03:04 PM (JTfFs)

210 203 No. It.  Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 02:59 PM (kTi97 
Maybe it needed some air. Sometimes it needs air, it can't breathe in there. 
It's inhuman! 

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Dx34V


Like a fine wine. Let it breathe, man. Let it breathe. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 03:05 PM (kTi97)

211 Hey, he's got to get to double digits like the Houston QB before this is serious folks. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 08, 2021 03:05 PM (YkJcg)

212
I am going to have a little credit card sized sign made with "it" printed on it. That way I can whip "it" wherever I go.

Posted by:Emergency Backup 4at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (KnJdm)

"Pardon me while I... whip this out"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:05 PM (XeEyo)

213

I must of missed the backstory on this...what'd he do?
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

Cops came this morning and talked to the wife. Wife and kids left. Cops came back later and took the husband away in cuffs. Sad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2021 03:06 PM (mht8P)

214 "Your breast feel like my moms, er, my moms sausage and peppers."
- Governor Murder Tits

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

215 I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?

*ponders*

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

216 There's nobody who doesn't like Sandra Lee!

Posted by: ad jingle writer at April 08, 2021 03:07 PM (1yPl/)

217 L215 I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes? 

*ponders*

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

God, I hope not. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 03:08 PM (kTi97)

218 I see no posters have been quoted by Ace yet. I guess that would throw the blog into DEFCON 1. lol

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

219
215I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?

*ponders*

Posted by:Tamiat April 08, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

Definitely a feature, and not a bug.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:08 PM (XeEyo)

220 I miss the sidebar.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (Vu7A1)

221 215I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?

*ponders*

Posted by:Tamiat April 08, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

I didn't get a "harumph!" over there!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (dfRN6)

222
If a woman kneed a man in power in the groin, she would be arrested for assault. Who are they going to believe? The woman who has no power, or a governor who can destroy their careers? Her life would be ruined, and he would go on to assault someone else. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2021 03:02 PM (tjZg/)

I've mentioned that I was assaulted by another diplomat when I was a junior officer. When I was working a watchstander shift during a war, he came into my station, pulled me from my chair, put his arm against my throat and assaulted me. When he left, I reported the situation to the marine guard at post one and went home, then came in early the next morning to report it to the personnel officer. She blamed me, refused to do anything further in protecting me from him, and told me that if I pursued the matter, I would risk my career. As a naive 25 year old, I believed her. Granted, this was thirty years ago, and things are supposed to have changed with regards to reporting sexual assault, but I think for some people of a certain party, they haven't.

Posted by: moki at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (+X9Vs)

223 "I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?"
Mongo shoots Fusilli Jerry

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (qpX6U)

224 "I am disgusted by this from the perspective that she felt that if she complained she would lose her job. So, the job is much more important than self respect?"
That's the way I feel about everybody who submits to CRT training to keep their jobs.  If people would sack up and say no or I quit, that shit would be dead already.  Anybody who would kneel to one of those diversity trainers has absolutely no self-respect.  America has been pussified beyong salvation.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo


Your argument is too logical. Can you say the same thing in comic book form? Like Archie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (8Rwem)

225 You think Governor Murder Tits gave Sandra Lee the sausage casserole- or was she getting that somewhere else. Chefs want to know...

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

226   Definitely a lot of booze - as anyone who watcher her crappy Food show can attest, at least one cocktail in every episode.  James G - extreme lurker

Posted by: James G at April 08, 2021 02:54 PM (yRFCb)

"Sheesh, that's nuts!"

 - - Graham "Galloping Gourmet" Kerr

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (s2VJv)

227 I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?
Don't forget the Trek quotes and the occasional pointless Godfather references.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

228
• He killed thousands of old people.  • He lied and covered up about killing old people.  • He made several women feel uncomfortable and "unsafe". 
• At some point, when the Dems decide to give up, it will be "he said, she said", and "isn't that terrible?". 

I don't know if the press will ever be made to feel shame—and face it, in the shame culture that the left is building, it needs to be forced—about having backed this guy so slavenly? 

Posted by: Axeman at April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (JTfFs)

229 Sheriff Bart throws Bubble Boy into the hoosegow.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

230 Comment 226 is mine. I hate this fucking website.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

231
Women who work in Congressman Matt Gaetz’s office speak out

https://tinyurl.com/ydwm4ufo

Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)

232 I don't get why anyone in that position wouldn't just deck him?

Give him a knee to the groin then tell him you want better pay and position or you go to the cops and the newspapers.

Posted by: STV at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (m4GYV)

233
I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?
Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (JTfFs)

234 The Governor was recently observed marching in a figure-8 pattern inside his office, tracing out "hourglass shapely woman" curves with his hands and chanting incantations in an unknown language. He insists this is part of his job description.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 08, 2021 03:12 PM (4vavn)

235  227 I wonder if there's ever been a thread that didn't devolve into Seinfeld and/or Blazing Saddles quotes?  Don't forget the Trek quotes and the occasional pointless Godfather references.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

"RIGHT KNOW I"
 - - The Horta

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 03:12 PM (s2VJv)

236 Only 9 accusers??
Piker !!

Posted by: Bob Packwood at April 08, 2021 03:12 PM (mPBQ5)

237 I'm assuming Cuomo had to "slam the door" because he's actually a Cthulhoid monstrosity wearing a human's skin, and "underneath her skirt" was the fastest route for his tentacles to reach her breasts, from his formless blobby self oozing along the floor.

Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2021 02:48 PM (P1f+c)

That's hot!!!


Newsletter perhaps?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 08, 2021 03:12 PM (BgMrQ)

238 Great evidence that he is an absolute piece of shit. I have been inclined to tell people that he did not care one bit about all of the elderly people who suffered and died as a result of his COVID rulings. Hell, I am now inclined to think he did it on purpose. Not only as a political machination against Trump, but because he enjoyed it somehow. I should post that on FB and see what happens. 

Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 08, 2021 03:13 PM (rxR5g)

239 The USS Barack Obama Carrier Strike group will be deployed to the "Person of Color" Sea to be a show of force against Russia and protect the Crimea. The Group's crew consists of all transgender seamen and with the Carrier Group Commander being a Transgender, Black, Hispanic, Gay, Lesbian, Trisexual, and Bisexual person.

Posted by: James at April 08, 2021 03:13 PM (JLQTf)

240 What knockers!

Posted by: another HQ trope at April 08, 2021 03:13 PM (1yPl/)

241 Lili von Shtupp goes to work for Krueger Industrial Smoothing and gets felt up by Mr. Krueger.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:13 PM (qpX6U)

242
Comment 226 is mine. I hate this fucking website.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (s2VJv)



What else were we supposed to get you for your birthday?

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:13 PM (KnJdm)

243 Ace, can you do a review of the new fake Kung Fu garbage tv series?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:14 PM (cWMuE)

244 When it doubt, whip It good! 

Posted by: Devo Nugent at April 08, 2021 03:14 PM (kTi97)

245 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

246 All your tits are belong to Cuomo.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

247 What a wall-eyed asshole...
@EdMorrissey 9m
The fact-checking industry has a gold mine in its hands with Joe Biden. In fact, it might have to work overtime just to cover Biden’s gun-control event today.
Biden: Trust me, I'm not violating the Constitution with my gun-control orders

Golly Gee Willikers~! Those Journos sure are the bees knees~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (pAjZN)

248 We could do with more Big Bang Theory references and old car discussions.  
Maybe some pictures too ( of old cars) to go along with the comely dress gals.  

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (mPBQ5)

249 JJ STEAL MY MOVE

Posted by: the horta at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (1yPl/)

250 We had a neighbor once that called the cops, told the dispatcher he was going to kill himself and hung up the phone. We learned about it, when the cops showed up in our flower bed out front. But he'd shot and killed himself after he talked to the dispatcher.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (5HBd1)

251  He has outlasted this. Nothing will happen to him and his accusers lives are ruinedl

Posted by: LTC HAM at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (AXDnw)

252 In the early 90's they re-booted Kung Fu. It was lousy. It didn't work in the 90's.
Now they've rebooted Kung Fu into something that is nothing at all like the "Kung Fu" classic serial, except the appropriation of the title.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (cWMuE)

253 "Great evidence that he is an absolute piece of shit."
Like that malevolent "I'll kill you where you stand" glare he has.  Plus a little bit of the Strzok demonic smirk added in.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (qpX6U)

254
Women who work in Congressman Matt Gaetz’s office speak out
https://tinyurl.com/ydwm4ufo Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)


It's hard to believe statements concerning the fidelity and morality of a politician if they won't even put in the effort to exterminate a few thousand geezers.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (7dN4m)

255 Comment 226 is mine. I hate this fucking website.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (s2VJv)

I agree

Posted by: REDACTED at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (6iURM)

256
252In the early 90's they re-booted Kung Fu. It was lousy. It didn't work in the 90's.
Now they've rebooted Kung Fu into something that is nothing at all like the "Kung Fu" classic serial, except the appropriation of the title.

Posted by:Soothsayerat April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (cWMuE)

Kill the beloved thing, and then parade around wearing its skin.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (XeEyo)

257 I can't WAIT for the women to start coming out of the woodwork for Fredo.  You KNOW he's been doing the same thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Don't forget the Trek quotes and the occasional pointless Godfather references.

Posted by:Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercingat April 08, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

-------- It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be pointless - women and children can be pointless, but not men.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Uh2oA)

259 222 Posted by: moki at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (+X9Vs)
I was groped by a female nurse when I was in the Army.
Given her husband who was in Iraq was a Ranger I did not want nor need that drama and told her my hip was 4 and a half inches to the left.

People with power are assholes.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Lzpvj)

260 Liberty has her legs open at the border and you don't even have to wear a mask. 

How about them Cowboys.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 03:18 PM (8Rwem)

261
246 All your tits are belong to Cuomo. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)


Take off every tit for great justice...

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2021 03:18 PM (7dN4m)

262
You think Governor Murder Tits gave Sandra Lee the sausage casserole- or was she getting that somewhere else. Chefs want to know... Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:09 PM (VpIIl)


Bobby Flay, probably. That guy gets around.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 03:18 PM (Ez6QX)

263 In the early 90's they re-booted Kung Fu. It was lousy. It didn't work in the 90's.
Now they've rebooted Kung Fu into something that is nothing at all like the "Kung Fu" classic serial, except the appropriation of the title.
It's now "woke", isn't it?  
I only watched one season of Cobra Kai and I was pleasantly surprised it didn't go the woke route.  Hopefully it didn't turn into garbage in later episodes.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 08, 2021 03:18 PM (OZ4La)

264 251 Posted by: LTC HAM at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (AXDnw)
Yup, the democrats fuck their help and they plan to fuck all of us.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Lzpvj)

265 Granted, I've never been in that situation... but my instinct right now is to make a fist and hit him in the eye, to knee him, or something. What happened to all the self defense classes?

Posted by: Sassy at April 08, 2021 03:19 PM (tUGnI)

266 230 Comment 226 is mine. I hate this f***** website.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2021 03:11 PM (s2VJv)


The sooner we get back home the better!  You are much appreciated and respected in my little world....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 08, 2021 03:20 PM (mPBQ5)

267 Wait; Matt Lauer has 007 locks on his crib, and Cuomo has to slam doors and lock them himself? What if there's an "insurrection" in Albany?

Posted by: pahound at April 08, 2021 03:20 PM (G2i66)

268 247 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (pAjZN)
remember, Poppin Fresh there is down with EVERYTHING BIDEN DOES>

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 03:20 PM (Lzpvj)

269 Harvey Weinstein must really feel screwed. So to speak. 

Posted by: Under Fire at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (Pzzpr)

270 Well, "Grasshoppa" [Kane] is now a girl. Of course.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (cWMuE)

271
All your tits are belong to Cuomo.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)



They set him up the boobs.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)

272 Killin' grannies & grabbin' fannies.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (q/kmn)

273 Young female gymnasts were regularly fondled by our coaches.  If you wanted to make the team, you kept your mouth shut and tried to find ways to never be alone with certain coaches.  If you spoke up, you never went to another training camp.  
It's called reality. 

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (W2Pud)

274
EdMorrissey 9m The fact-checking industry has a gold mine in its hands with Joe Biden. In fact, it might have to work overtime just to cover Biden’s gun-control event today.
You kidding bro? I'll be wearing sweat pants and on my third martini by 3:00 PM.

Posted by: MSM fact checker at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (qc+VF)

275
269Harvey Weinstein must really feel screwed. So to speak.

Posted by:Under Fireat April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (Pzzpr)

"What about me?"
~ Al Franken

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (XeEyo)

276 Deputy Jim defeats Hedley Lamarr.  Lamarr has to be Jim's butler.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:22 PM (qpX6U)

277
Granted, I've never been in that situation... but my instinct right now is to make a fist and hit him in the eye, to knee him, or something. What happened to all the self defense classes? Posted by: Sassy at April 08, 2021 03:19 PM (tUGnI)


She said if she insulted him it would cost her her career.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2021 03:22 PM (Ez6QX)

278 Still pisses me off that the media was more outraged about his sexual deviance than him murdering people. 
Demons. All of them. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2021 03:22 PM (kTi97)

279 Well, "Grasshoppa" [Kane] is now a girl. Of course. 

-------
Let me guess, she's 5'4" 98 lbs and kicks the shit out of everybody. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (kTF2Z)

280
Now they've rebooted Kung Fu into something that is nothing at all like the "Kung Fu" classic serial, except the appropriation of the title. It's now "woke", isn't it? I only watched one season of Cobra Kai and I was pleasantly surprised it didn't go the woke route. Hopefully it didn't turn into garbage in later episodes. Posted by: Thrawn

Well, how can you tell?
BoundingIntoComics: "The CW's Kung Fu Star Olivia Liang Claims The Show Is Necessary "To Humanize The Asia- Americans In The World""

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (pAjZN)

281
They set him up the boobs.

Posted by:Emergency Backup 4at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)


Main Governor Turn On.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (q/kmn)

282 I'm sure my son's principal thought i was being an ass when I required my son be pulled from class when the students were to be shown a video featuring this piece of trash on how to properly wear a mask.
====== Great evidence that he is an absolute piece of shit."  Like that malevolent "I'll kill you where you stand" glare he has.  Plus a little bit of the Strzok demonic smirk added in. 

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (qpX6U)

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (P0Mlb)

283 "Dammit, Kramer! I'm a doctor, not a capo di tutti capi"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (dfRN6)

284 Poppin' Fresh cares about Biden's "facts" now? Gimme a fuckin' break. Con, Inc. is so pathetically transparent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Uh2oA)

285 JJ you have to admit the change makes it more interesting than usual 

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)

286 Maybe some pictures too ( of old cars) to go along with the comely dress gals.  
Didn't Vic post car pictures back in the day?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2021 03:24 PM (2JVJo)

287 284 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Uh2oA)
I strongly suspect they think we will fully fund "the CONservative death star" now.

They do not quite get it, a lot of us are beyond caring anymore.

Posted by: sven at April 08, 2021 03:25 PM (Lzpvj)

288
In the early 90's they re-booted Kung Fu. It was lousy. It didn't work in the 90's. Now they've rebooted Kung Fu into something that is nothing at all like the "Kung Fu" classic serial, except the appropriation of the title. Posted by:Soothsayerat April 08, 2021 03:16 PM (cWMuE)

Kill the beloved thing, and then parade around wearing its skin. Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:17 PM (XeEyo)



I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel to Kung Fury. There's some legal hassle holding it up though. But it's quite possibly the greatest visual entertainment ever created by the hands of mortal man. Shakespeare at the beginning and Kung Fury it's final perfection. And now a sequel. Hopefully.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2021 03:25 PM (7dN4m)

289 Yes, China Joe saying his cross-country railway was going to be as fast as jets; and a story up at the top of Insty's about how Pelosi's portfolio will benefit from Joe's "infrastructure" program.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2021 03:26 PM (1yPl/)

290 Look, if it's so terrible that the President of a population of 350 million presided over the deaths of 500,000 people, then, if you govern a state of 19.3 million (5.5% of the US pop), you only get 27.5K deaths from Covid. 
Cuomo's actual 51,120 is 180% of that. So, Cuomo did 80% worse, using Trump as the baseline. Trump "killed" 500K, but Cuomo, at 80% higher death toll, "showed how it's done". 
Meanwhile, DeSatan, in Florida, is allowed 31K deaths, and, with a much older average population, suffered 33K deaths. 6% worse than Trump, the Killer. 
We had a year of fake news on Cuomo. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 08, 2021 03:26 PM (JTfFs)

291 Yes, China Joe saying his cross-country railway was going to be as fast as jets; and a story up at the top of Insty's about how Pelosi's portfolio will benefit from Joe's "infrastructure" program. 

Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2021 03:26 PM (1yPl/)

292 Kung Fu
Now I want to see an expensive bad Chinese made cowboy western.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 03:26 PM (8Rwem)

293 Kung Furry? Orientals dressed up as animals doing karate?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:27 PM (cWMuE)

294 273 Young female gymnasts were regularly fondled by our coaches.  If you wanted to make the team, you kept your mouth shut and tried to find ways to never be alone with certain coaches.  If you spoke up, you never went to another training camp.   
It's called reality. 

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (W2Pud)

Friend of mine told me his oldest daughter wanted to be a cheerleader back in the 80’s. My friend went to one practice and told his wife ‘no cheerleading’.  He suffered for a while but later years daughter thanked him for that.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 08, 2021 03:28 PM (mPBQ5)

295 Look, if I knew she was gonna squeal I never would have groped her, so it's kinda her fault.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 08, 2021 03:28 PM (jGWdd)

296 >>She said if she insulted him it would cost her her career.

What, she'd never heard of Gloria Alred?

I don't want to blame the victim, but at the same time, sexual harassment in the workplace has been a well-publicized, known crime since at least the Anita Hill days. Add to that all the insufferable "girl power" stuff from Millenials. Did this woman have any agency at all -- did it even occur to her to immediately exclaim "What are you doing?!" or "Stop touching me!" Was she paralyzed by his groping paws???

In 2021 I cannot fathom thinking the only option is shut up and take it. Even a lot of bimbo Hollywood actresses had the balls to fend of Weinstein and walk away from acting rather then continue in a career brimming with creeps like him. 

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2021 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

297 For guys like the Cuomosexual to be so brazen about these things means that it must work a HELL of a lot more often than it doesn't. For the nine that have come forward he's probably nailed 90 women right there on that desk. 

Democrat chicks must be incredibly easy.  I'm in the wrong political party.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at April 08, 2021 03:29 PM (V3EEC)

298 So, what WAS she wearing? She remembered it exactly, apparently.

Still, I believe her.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

299 "If you spoke up, you never went to another training camp. It's called reality."
Yes, the reality is that men are amoral horndogs, and when in positions of advantage, many will cross the line.  So don't think "I wish this was not reality, and that men would be nice instead."  Instead think: "This is reality, and the way to deal with it is to immediately and forcefully resist, regardless of consequences."  Either an outrage can be tolerated, or it cannot.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Vacuo at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

300
Poppin' Fresh cares about Biden's "facts" now? Gimme a fuckin' break. Con, Inc. is so pathetically transparent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Uh2oA
Setting aside the personal attack and foul language, this statement can only be rated as "completely true" except for the unexpected and surprising sarcastic undertones.


The conservative press, although it is not aligned with the Democrat administration and has often been critical of fact-checking in the past, itself has a good track record of honesty and accountability. The treated the two prior administrations - both Republican and Democrat - fairly  and honestly. The transparency and integrity of the Conservative press over the past ten years has been generally good. No organizations are perfect, but Conservative opinion has generally improved over this time and those organizations are continuing to work toward achieving the same level of honesty and openness as their mainstream competitors in the editorial space.

Posted by: Establishment Fact Checker's Association at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Jsjd7)

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (t+qrx)

302 263In the early 90's they re-booted Kung Fu. It was lousy. It didn't work in the 90's.

it was lousy in the 70's too. 

Posted by: x at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (oA+QO)

303 Now I want to see anexpensive bad Chinese made cowboy western.

Posted by:Humphreyrobotat April 08, 2021 03:26 PM (8Rwem)


----------

Jackie Chan has you covered, brutha. Shanghai Noon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Uh2oA)

304
It's called reality.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2021 03:21 PM (W2Pud)


Ugh. Sorry. There is a lesson to be learned to ensure kids are never left alone with any adult or teen, as much as possible, especially with those who focus on kids or have attempted to gain your trust.  Access is always the first step for predators, including Governor Murder Tits.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (KnJdm)

305 He said, "The sheriff is a nood."

Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (1yPl/)

306
Look, if I knew she was gonna squeal I never would have groped her, so it's kinda her fault.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 08, 2021 03:28 PM (jGWdd)

You KNOW this presser is coming.

He's a VICTIM you see.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 08, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Is Joe going to build the intercontinental railroad Obama spoke of?

Posted by: zmdavid at April 08, 2021 03:31 PM (xqRaG)

308 You never put yourself in a position to be compromised or alone. You teach this from a young age to girls. You become involved enough with your kids lives to know where they are and who they are with every minute. You also let your kids know life will be hell if they don't follow those simple rules. 

You also make an impression on people like coaches and others your children spend time with. Like wearing a firearm and letting people know you own a shovel, murder plastic and lots of wooded property. People never fucked with me, because I was deadly serious. I could also pick out the people you couldn't trust and made sure they were kept at distance. You shouldn't have to be that vigilant, but that's just life.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

309
Jackie Chan has you covered, brutha. Shanghai Noon.

Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Uh2oA)

You misunderstand, he said a bad one. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 08, 2021 03:32 PM (XeEyo)

310 Sandra Lee's TV show:
Hi, everyone!  Today I'm going to show you how to arrange a bucket of fried chicken on a serving platter, make a pitcher of kickass mojitos that will leave you on the floor, then for dessert we'll put our own sprinkles on grocery-store cupcakes.
Let's get hammered!  I mean, semi-hammernade!  I mean, Semi Home Made!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 08, 2021 03:33 PM (q/kmn)

311 This stuff with Cuomo is fairly recent, no?  As I have said before, we have raised an entire generation of women who think sex is the way to get everything they think they want in life.  So when they are accosted by some man to whom they were not willing, what is their first thought? Oh, what will this do to my career if I make a scene or complain?  Oh, gee, I'll just go back to my desk and act like it never happened. After all, the boss, first date, old boyfriend, etc. expects sex and current culture says we should hump like rabbits with everyone, so why should I make him mad.
And what does this say to clowns like Cuomo?  Hey, she actually liked it and thought it was great, because she is still sitting in my administration working. No problem.
No sympathy for said women. except that Cuomo SHOULD have to pay a price for this.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2021 03:34 PM (CM4yY)

312 Kung Furry? Orientals dressed up as animals doing karate?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:27 PM (cWMuE)

Great, now I'm envisioning the Banana Splits doing roundhouses. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

313 Kung Furry? Orientals dressed up as animals doing karate?

Posted by:Soothsayerat April 08, 2021 03:27 PM (cWMuE)



--------

Jack Black has you covered, brotha. Kung Fu Panda.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Uh2oA)

314
Kung Furry? Orientals dressed up as animals doing karate?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 03:27 PM (cWMuE)

I'm listening.......

Posted by: Robert 'BETO' O'Rourke at April 08, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

315 You shouldn't have to be that vigilant, but that's just life.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)


Yep.  Recently cut off an in-law, because she is bugfuck crazy.  She has already in the past accused me of assault, where I have several witnesses that have countered her alternate reality. And now she is accusing me of being an abuser, AFTER I cut off her access to my kids.  Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 08, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

316 You never put yourself in a position to be compromised or alone. You teach this from a young age to girls. You become involved enough with your kids lives to know where they are and who they are with every minute. You also let your kids know life will be hell if they don't follow those simple rules. 
You also make an impression on people like coaches and others your children spend time with. Like wearing a firearm and letting people know you own a shovel, murder plastic and lots of wooded property. People never fucked with me, because I was deadly serious. I could also pick out the people you couldn't trust and made sure they were kept at distance. You shouldn't have to be that vigilant, but that's just life. Posted by: Marcus T
Have all kids packing. Plus flash bangs for children.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2021 03:42 PM (8Rwem)

317 I'm liking 'ol saggy tits story, but somehow I feel like we aren't starting at the beginning, (more like chapter 15).  How many previous times were they intimate?  I mean, do you have to pay for an expensive dinner, or bribe her with another job advancement EVERYTIME?
I guess I am just one of those cheapskates that only want the all-inclusive deals 

Posted by: FishOrMan at April 08, 2021 04:06 PM (sZNtN)

318 Good girl. She took one for the team. Until it became more profitable to come forward.

Posted by: West at April 08, 2021 04:07 PM (QY+6a)

319 Nine accusers versus thousands of dead elderly. Yeah, let's focus upon the sexual assaults. This country is dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2021 04:45 PM (qoNQ/)

320 What I fear is that all the sexual scandals will divert from the REAL issue about Mr. Cuomo - his killing off of elderly people. "Hey...does anyone remember that this guy is pretty much personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of seniors in his state?" Bingo!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2021 04:46 PM (ujg0T)

321 >>>Good girl. She took one for the team. Until it became more profitable to come forward.


I get shy people don't come forward, but some of these people were molested quite a while ago. I believe she was groped, but sitting on it until "someone else" came forward is kinda lame.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2021 04:47 PM (qoNQ/)

322 Why, not "shy." Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2021 04:47 PM (qoNQ/)

323 Who was it, Steinhem or whatever her name was, said she gives a man a free grope?

There's a whole lot of "protect my job" because jobs aren't always easy to get and a vindictive person might make double sure you don't get a different one. There's also, frankly, always going to be a calculation before a woman fights back.  That goes with any sort of physical abuse.  Men are always bigger and stronger than you.  So along with "protect my job" is "protect myself."  So she's going to try to get away safely.  Once she gets away safely then the questioning starts, "Did I do anything to make him think I was open to that sort of thing?"  "Am I over-reacting?"  So maybe you tell a friend what happened, and see if your friend thinks you were over-reacting?  Then you start thinking, well, it's over.  If I can avoid him from now on then it's over.  Or maybe, like at least one of his targets, you start looking for a different job so you disappear quietly instead of making a stink.

Honestly, men put up with unbelievable abuse at work, often for years, before they decide not to take it anymore.  Long (often unpaid) hours, emotionally abusive bosses, unnecessarily miserable conditions.  Why would you?  (The miserable conditions used to be much worse before women started to be in more work places, supposedly, hey, we never *needed* a functional washroom before, amiright?)

The number of men who walk off a job the first time a boss is abusive is miniscule.

It's just that the abuse is usually not sexual.  

So how do you talk yourself into sticking it out?

Posted by: Synova at April 08, 2021 04:53 PM (BD/yx)

324 I don't doubt that these events took place but the women's' description of their reactions is absurd.  Do people really freeze and become unresponsive?  Do people really, despite the open discussions on this, really have internal conversations about "What is he doing"?  Aren't we to the point by now that a woman would yell and bring attention to the assault or kick him in the groin?  

Posted by: Felly Smart at April 08, 2021 05:05 PM (wC1PL)

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