May 22, 2010
— Monty I got appendicitis one fall when I was fourteen years old, and ended up being fairly immobilized for most of a week. Even then I wasn't much of a fan of television, and we didn't have any videogames, so I found myself quickly being bored out of my skull. My mom -- always more observant than I gave her credit for -- one day brought me home a big box of paperback books she'd bought at a garage sale for a buck and a half.
At first I was leery: what kind of books would my mom pick out? Romances? I didn't want to seem ungrateful, but I wasn't hopeful. As I dug through the books, though, I quickly discovered that my mom had brought me home a treasure-chest.
Most of the books were action or sci-fi books from the "golden age": Doc Savage, Man of Bronze, E. E. Howard's Conan books, the Travis McGee novels by John D. McDonald, and the "robot" novels by Isaac Asimov. But the most wonderful books in the bunch were the old proto-sci-fi books by Edgar Rice Burroughs: the John Carter of Mars books. I read The Princess of Mars and The Gods of Mars that week, and dreamed of Barsoom and lissome alien princesses. I could never go back to my Tarzan books with the same enthusiasm after that.
Asimov's "Robot" books remain my favorites to this day as well: Lije Bailey and R. Daneel Olivaw are two of the classic characters in both sci-fi and detective literature. The box contained Caves of Steel and The Naked Sun; much later, in college, I read The Robots of Dawn.
I thought I was going to be stuck in my room, in pain, watching the minutes and hours creep by. Instead, I spent the entire week adventuring on Barsoom, solving crimes with a sentient robot on a future Earth, and kicking bad-guy ass as Doc Savage, Man of Bronze.
What books got you into reading, Morons?
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Posted by: Triumph the insult comic dog at May 22, 2010 04:40 AM (w9bVp)
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Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2010 04:41 AM (CPefM)
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2010 04:44 AM (CPefM)
Posted by: Monty at May 22, 2010 04:45 AM (O3eFQ)
Barsoom! I got almost the entire set (10 books) when I was 11 at a church fair for about $1.50. I completed the set some time after, when they came back into print. My 2 grown sons rad them also. Classic!
For Helium!
Posted by: Dale at May 22, 2010 04:45 AM (csnnJ)
Posted by: Chuck at May 22, 2010 04:47 AM (dSkY8)
Posted by: MJ at May 22, 2010 04:47 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: trailortrash at May 22, 2010 04:49 AM (5JiB+)
One Christmas, my parents gave me the children's version of Rachel Carson's "The Sea Around Us". I have no idea why they picked it, but I loved it. It was gorgeously illustrated, and presented the latest science of its day. Living in the Midwest as my family did, I had never seen the sea, and I wouldn't until I was well into my 20s. But I read that book again and again; and that was the beginning of my love of science and history.
Is there a finer gift parents can give children?
Posted by: Brown Line at May 22, 2010 04:50 AM (iKn+6)
Posted by: KingShamus at May 22, 2010 04:53 AM (8n1j5)
Alan Dean Foster's Flinx series
Azimov's Foundation and Empire series
Stephen Donaldson's Thomas Covanant series
The Mote in God's Eye
Anything by Arthur Clarke
Conan series
Lovecraft's stuff
The original Buck Rogers novel Armageddon 2458AD...nothing like later versions!
Posted by: Great Cthulhu at May 22, 2010 04:55 AM (Pljlr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2010 04:56 AM (ucxC/)
Pre-teen, I read a lot of R.L. Stine books including his Goosebumps and Fear Street series. I soon "graduated" up to Dean Koontz's fare, although I wasn't always impressed with his "happy endings". As far as I know, he only wrote one book without his standard formulaic ending - Dark Rivers of the Heart.
I never was a big fan of sci-fi, except for Timothy Zahn's "Heir to the Empire" Star Wars Expanded Universe series.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 22, 2010 04:58 AM (Acgmr)
Baen has a ton of free e-books here, btw:
http://baen.com/library/defaultTitles.htm
Posted by: DanB at May 22, 2010 04:58 AM (niydV)
Posted by: Dr Mabuse at May 22, 2010 05:00 AM (CPdUf)
Posted by: Johnboy at May 22, 2010 05:02 AM (gudkU)
LOL, Another Monty book thread. Monty I have read all those books you were talking about except the Asimov's I Robot series. At the time those were big I was getting into Heinline and reading everything I could find of his at the library and I just haven't got around to picking them up now.
I just recently finished S. M. Stirling's latest book, A Taint In The Blood. It is unlike any of this other books and deals with Vampires which seems to be the latest fad for women now.
After finishing that I have began re-reading all my David Weber stuff; currently on Mutineer's Moon.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:03 AM (6taRI)
For reason of the individual teachers, my tiny Class B school in Texas gave us a fairly classical literary education but included Twain, Kipling and Jack London.
Posted by: Dave back home at May 22, 2010 05:04 AM (7X7Ay)
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 05:05 AM (zIUsq)
Do the vampires sparkle? Are they ghey emo-gits?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 22, 2010 05:06 AM (Acgmr)
Posted by: The MFM at May 22, 2010 05:08 AM (V/EYZ)
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Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 05:11 AM (zIUsq)
Clarke, Childhood's End
Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles
Heinlein, Space Cadet
Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
Damn, that was a long time ago... almost fifty years.
Posted by: Rusty Bill at May 22, 2010 05:14 AM (LNMDz)
We had Twain as well, but I will lay dollars to doughnuts you will not find them using him in the current schools.
Do the vampires sparkle? Are they ghey emo-gits?
Damn them young 'uns! They've tainted the word taint forever.
LOL, actually I was surprised. After I started the book and found what it was about I figured it would be all "bodice ripping" feminine stuff and was prepared to hand it over to my wife and abandon it. It turned out to be pretty good. Not his best work but still OK.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:15 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Budahmon at May 22, 2010 05:16 AM (+U73Q)
Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2010 05:16 AM (qSRHZ)
Posted by: Jaclyn at May 22, 2010 05:18 AM (HV1jm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 05:18 AM (0GFWk)
My wife got me a bunch of those in paperback. I read one of them and the rest sat on the shelf for a long time without ever being opened.
That is rare around here.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:19 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Jaclyn at May 22, 2010 05:21 AM (HV1jm)
Posted by: Czar Jennings at May 22, 2010 05:22 AM (kMLW9)
Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2010 05:23 AM (qSRHZ)
So, yeah, I love castles, wooden ships, and descriptions of how they are built, how they function, and how they are destroyed. Oh, and the societies that built them, too.
Later, I read the Perelandra series, and discovered the best part of it to me was in the third book, where a view of Merlin and his world was described that was completely different from other writings. As a result, I really hate, for example, SyFy's Merlin series.
Unlike most of you morons, I didn't really read a lot of sci-fi until adulthood. I mostly read military history now, with ancient history and the occasional novel thrown in for good measure.
Posted by: Josef K. at May 22, 2010 05:25 AM (7+pP9)
If you liked that series and want to get some more SF check out David Weber's Honor Harrington series.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:28 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 05:29 AM (p302b)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 05:30 AM (0GFWk)
I can't remember ever not reading. Lots of wonderful children's books. Then I started on mysteries with every Agatha Christie I could find. Read some of my step-father's Heinlein's.
And here I am, several (ahem) years later, still reading mysteries and sci fi.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2010 05:32 AM (XdlcF)
Thanks for the heads-up. The last Zahn book I read was "Outbound Flight", it was good and actually gave a superb explanation of how Thrawn's fleet could beat a numerically and technologically superior force (stupid Trade Federation mechs).
Here's the news-release that yet un-named book, although it's from April 2, 2009.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 22, 2010 05:33 AM (Acgmr)
Posted by: rrpjr at May 22, 2010 05:33 AM (gMnO7)
Posted by: cold canadian at May 22, 2010 05:33 AM (hDDka)
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 09:29 AM (p302b)
A golf book?
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 09:30 AM (0GFWk)"
that was funny.....here's a link
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 05:34 AM (p302b)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 05:34 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 05:34 AM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Monty at May 22, 2010 05:37 AM (O3eFQ)
Thanks, yes I love Weber. I don't think he has ever written a bad book. I like the Honor Harrington series but I am ex Navy so I may be biased there.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:37 AM (6taRI)
Piers Anthony - Incarnations of Immortatality; Orwell - 1984; Tolkien - The Hobbit
Anthony wrote a great fantasy, as did Tolkien. 1984 confused me so much I reread it and bugged my older sister on its meaning on a trip to AL. But I can't forget Bradbury with Farenheit 451.Couldn't stop after those.
Posted by: Lurker in TX at May 22, 2010 05:39 AM (vchco)
Unlike most of you morons, I didn't really read a lot of sci-fi until adulthood. I mostly read military history now, with ancient history and the occasional novel thrown in for good measure.
I think this mix, in various proportions, is probably true of a large fraction of the readers here.
I do remember that at my urging, my HS English teacher reluctantly agreed to let us read a novel about something other than the inner life of a bunch of whining neurotics. My classmates and I chose "Childhood's End" and enjoyed it immensely. Of course, the usual pretentious little twits sneered at its "inferior writing", but I'm sure that in their dark little hearts they enjoyed it too.
Favorite book: Moby Dick. I know, I know.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2010 05:40 AM (0K3p3)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2010 05:40 AM (UyyIm)
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 05:40 AM (zIUsq)
As I got older, I dove into my Mom's collection of science fiction, and last month I tracked down a copy of my old-favorite: Assignment in Space with Rip Foster
It is just as awesome a tale of adventure today as it was then. The John Carter of Mars novels were also favorites. I also liked Burroughs' The Land That Time Forgot.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 22, 2010 05:41 AM (cdaYG)
Posted by: The MFM at May 22, 2010 05:41 AM (NjN7i)
I'm on the waiting list for "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" at the local library.
Fair warning, it's not as funny as the premise. But it is highly biographical (plus vampires) and moves along at a good pace, and Lincoln is quite a badass. When I'm done, I'm going to read real history, Lincoln: Redeemer President. That book would have been unread without the other, I think.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 22, 2010 05:42 AM (r60xu)
That was one of my favorite series, although it did bog down towards the end with the last couple of books.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 05:43 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: pep
People look at me funny when i confess this too.
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 05:43 AM (zIUsq)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 05:44 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2010 05:45 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 22, 2010 05:46 AM (cdaYG)
Anything, and everything, Robb White, Alistair McLean, Robert Howard, and Ian Fleming.
Posted by: 72 countries, but only one matters at May 22, 2010 05:47 AM (6sKtn)
Yeah, sure, that's a given. I once gave a Flashman book to the 13 year old son of a family friend, with the warning that it was a bit spicy. She was worried that it would be too much for him. All I could think was that she didn't really understand the reading habits of hormonally crazed adolescents.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2010 05:47 AM (0K3p3)
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 22, 2010 05:47 AM (7+pP9)
79
I know what you mean. Following that series up with 1984 was interesting to say the least. Poor sister is trying to explain some of the ideas to me stuck in a car for 12 hours. Serves her right for giving me the book.
Posted by: Lurker in TX at May 22, 2010 05:47 AM (vchco)
Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2010 05:48 AM (qSRHZ)
I loved reading anything sports related and probably my favorite book as a yute was "Five Yard Fuller of the NY Gnats". In fact, I need to track down a copy of that for my library.
Somewhere around age 11 I discovered my father's Time-Life series on WWII. There were probably 30 hard-cover books, about 125 pages each. I read every title and read some of them multiple times. To this day I'm fascinated with anything WWII, ie Band of Brothers.
Posted by: The Hammer at May 22, 2010 05:48 AM (YBTwf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2010 05:48 AM (ucxC/)
Posted by: Every Democrat in Congress or the Obama Regime at May 22, 2010 05:48 AM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: wrong, but right! at May 22, 2010 05:48 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at May 22, 2010 05:49 AM (VXBR1)
Posted by: jeninct at May 22, 2010 05:51 AM (xesTs)
Posted by: Crusty at May 22, 2010 05:51 AM (qzgbP)
I used to love to read the almanac. I just used to love to read. I still read but in a different way. I'm not a fiction fan at all.
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 05:52 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 22, 2010 05:53 AM (r60xu)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 22, 2010 05:53 AM (0GFWk)
Going way, way back, it'd be The Billy Goats Gruff. I read that book repeatedly. Something bothered me about that story, though, and I didn't know what it was until years later.
Then I discovered that most kids my age could read a lot faster than me, and they liked the stories a lot better than I did. Discouraged, I didn't read much until later in life. Arthur C. Clarke's 2001, Rendezvous with Rama and Childhood's End were the bee's knees. I also enjoyed Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.
Anyway, whose bridge was it in The Billy Goats Gruff? Because if the bridge belonged to the troll, then he had every right to charge a toll. It was sort of implied that the bridge was a public thoroughfare, in which case the troll got what was coming to him. Either way, it was a fine tale about solving one's problems with violence. I'm just not sure if it was violence used in the defense of the common good or violence used to approrpraite private property for public use.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2010 05:53 AM (cQyWA)
Andre Norton "The Stars are Ours" in sixth grade. Changed my life.
But what got me started reading was a complete set of Zane Grey westerns 4th or 5th grade and I'm profoundly near sighted because of it; reading under the covers at night with a flashlight.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2010 05:53 AM (k2ucl)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 22, 2010 05:59 AM (r60xu)
Posted by: Every douchebag Libertarian you meet at May 22, 2010 06:00 AM (cdaYG)
I found Silverberg's Lord Valentine's Castle by mistake in 1982, on a grocery store paperback rack. That whole series is a rich mix of sci-fi and fantasy.
Another favorite of mine is Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game.
But the one book I still like to read again every few years is Gibson's Neuromancer.
"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at May 22, 2010 06:00 AM (j2O76)
I somehow missed Travis until a week of what was supposed to be watersports at my Dad's cabin turned into a John MacDonald marathon. The whole series! It was better than finding the lost treasure of Henry Morgan.
I still check the shelves looking for a "missing" book by one of these authors. As if...
Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2010 06:01 AM (cd6Ip)
Posted by: Triumph the insult comic dog at May 22, 2010 06:01 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Increase Mather at May 22, 2010 06:01 AM (DezMz)
With that being said, I have come across several notable exceptions. One being the Resident Evil: Nemesis book. Quite good. If you're a fan of the RE series, I suggest giving this a look.
The best game-to-book series IMHO are the Myst series of books (Book of Atrus, Book of Ti'ana, Book of D'ni). Myst, as you may recall, was a PC game released early '90s centered around the concept that one could travel to other worlds via "linking books". The Myst series reads like a fantasy series, although the major setback is that the books need the games to be relevant.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 22, 2010 06:01 AM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Barbarian at May 22, 2010 06:02 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 22, 2010 06:03 AM (LApFl)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 22, 2010 06:03 AM (r8q7x)
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 06:04 AM (p302b)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2010 06:04 AM (ucxC/)
Posted by: CDR M at May 22, 2010 09:29 AM (5I8G0)
John Ringo is pretty great, too, for mil-scifi.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 22, 2010 06:04 AM (dQdrY)
After forty years I recently tried reading "A Canticle for Leibowitz" again.
Couldn't get through it.
But I still like dipping into Clarke's "Rama" trilogy.
Posted by: effinayright at May 22, 2010 06:04 AM (lQRmV)
Posted by: Reactionary at May 22, 2010 06:05 AM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Eric Holder at May 22, 2010 06:05 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at May 22, 2010 06:05 AM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Sherlock Napolitano at May 22, 2010 06:06 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Eric Holder at May 22, 2010 10:05 AM (w9bVp)"
there has to be a warning sign on some posts....my newly made coffee is all over the place...
too funny....
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 06:06 AM (p302b)
I used to love that series because it was the first series that I had read that explored "law and order conservatism" in a time when there was very little of that around.
I still have some of the higher numbered ones on the shelf. Last year I decided to look at getting some of the early ones and re-reading them.
Alas, they are out of print and have become collector's items. You can get them but you will pay through the nose for them.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 06:06 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 22, 2010 06:07 AM (IrV7s)
Posted by: Shithead Calderone at May 22, 2010 06:07 AM (w9bVp)
how about a thread on newspaper comics we read as kids
I was raised on "The Far Side". If that didn't warp me permanently...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2010 06:07 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: GulfCoastTider
Is this the "Spocks Brain" version where Lord V was put in someother dudes body and needed to get it back, meanwhile he has taken up with a traveling circus?
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 06:07 AM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Bill N at May 22, 2010 06:08 AM (RYJu6)
Posted by: Joker67 at May 22, 2010 06:08 AM (Wizxg)
Posted by: john at May 22, 2010 06:08 AM (hrv19)
Sure is; I have every one of his books. I wish he would hurry up and finish the council wars series.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 06:09 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 22, 2010 06:10 AM (IrV7s)
Posted by: Barry Soereto at May 22, 2010 06:11 AM (w9bVp)
I have spent tens of thousands on books since, and still have most of them. Lots of fantasy and sci fi. The modern titles are mostly history, and gun stuff (like "To Ride, Shoot Straight, and Speak The Truth" by Jeff Cooper). The cover price on my 60's-era printing of Fellowship of The Ring is 95¢.
Posted by: The Highland Pipes at May 22, 2010 06:11 AM (PCUu5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2010 06:13 AM (ucxC/)
I can recall when the typical paperback cost 50 cents. If it was a big one it was a dollar. Now they are all around 8 dollars.
That is inflation.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 06:13 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 22, 2010 06:14 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 22, 2010 06:15 AM (r8q7x)
What got me into reading? Johnny Tremain and the Hardy Boys.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2010 06:15 AM (kqBN0)
Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2010 06:17 AM (qSRHZ)
Posted by: GarandFan at May 22, 2010 06:18 AM (6mwMs)
In junior high I inhaled sci-fi and fantasy. Everything Asimov, the Xanth and Adept series from Piers Anthony (his Macroscope book freaked me out at the time), Sherlock Holmes, the Dragonlance series, Agatha Christie, Lord of the Rings, Neuromance and the rest of Gibson, the Ender series.
Some of my grade school series:
The Great Brain books
The Three Investigators
The Hardy Boys (which I ditched once I found the Three Investigators)
Encyclopedia Brown books
Various Choose your own Adventures
Some illustrated, abbreviated adventure classics -- tiny books with pictures every other page.
Sadly as an adult I find I get too bored, too easily. I try to read new novels, but put them down after a chapter or two and go back to reading the web. Either my attention span has been destroyed ... or my ability to suspend disbelief. Or I've read so many plots everything seems boring.
Posted by: huh at May 22, 2010 06:18 AM (+ABdJ)
Dickens, Twain, Stevenson, boring Cooper, Melvin, anything about Franklin, The Encyclopedia Britannica.
Posted by: OpenTheDoor at May 22, 2010 06:19 AM (44Ops)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 22, 2010 06:19 AM (IrV7s)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2010 06:19 AM (CwGMv)
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 06:19 AM (hVdJG)
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 06:20 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Rand Paul at May 22, 2010 06:21 AM (w9bVp)
Tom Swift, Jr. actually- I read and still have the first 35 or so books. I also managed to collect several of the original Tom Swift books from the '30's. I was actually reading "Tom Swift and the Race to the Moon" when i was in the second grade.
My first "real" Sci-fi was an Ace Double of Jack Vance's "The Five Gold bands" and "The Dragon Masters".
Loved the "Lensman" and "Skylark" novels, too. Still have them all.
Posted by: Harry at May 22, 2010 06:22 AM (jKXyv)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 22, 2010 06:22 AM (dQdrY)
Billy got the blue pill and went to sleep....
Mary got the red pill and went to sleep.....
Monty had a greedy doctor and learned to read
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 06:23 AM (H+LJc)
The earliest books I can remember reading were the Bible, Richard Heinlein[1], and Sir Adrian Conan Doyle. And Dictionaries. There were a lot of science and stuff but I don't remember specifics.
And Reader's Digest. And National Geographic (but just for the pictures, IYKWIMAITYD). Lot of Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, Mechanix Illustrated, and such. Boys Life and The Weekly Reader.
[1] Which is interesting because I don't read sci-fi anymore. (Or identified-as-fiction of any kind, much. "Inconvenient Truths" was not identified as fiction when I read it.)
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at May 22, 2010 06:24 AM (OmeRL)
Posted by: Monty at May 22, 2010 06:24 AM (O3eFQ)
All my buddies were reading SF back in the early and mid-70s, but I never could get through any of them, except for the stray Bradbury novel. A number of my friends back then in Austin were even fairly well-known published SF authors who were nice enough to give me copies of their books. Sad to say, I never got past the first five pages..
I'm more into classical literature, European and American history, British literature, American urban fiction (Saul Bellow, Malamud, Roth), a number of 20th-century Southern (Faulkner, O'Connor, Welty, Chopin) writers and regional authors, such as Larry McMurtrey's early stuff.
And really I mostly read technical stuff in my field, which is a hell of a lot to read in itself
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:24 AM (DcALS)
Historical Fiction! Try the Matthew Corbett novels (3 so far) by Robert McCammon: Sings the Nightbird, Queen of Bedlam, Mr Slaughter. Set in early 18th century Colonial America, and just terrific. I also enjoyed (perhaps less enthusiastically) Edward Rutherferd's Sarum, New Forest and Russka. His new one, New York, is sitting here waiting for me ... there's always too much of a pile...
And if you like cold war spy stuff: Charles McCarry is the ONLY one to bother with.
Posted by: Jaclyn at May 22, 2010 06:24 AM (HV1jm)
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at May 22, 2010 06:24 AM (OmeRL)
both small books that I had to read in school and could barely get through...
Posted by: curious at May 22, 2010 06:25 AM (p302b)
I've read for so long I can't remember what book (or books) "got" me into reading. I remember in my middle school years the S.E. Hinton novels about moody, alienated teenagers affected me greatly. Tex, The Outsiders, That Was Then, This Is Now.
I also loved The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and re-read it several times. For years, though, I refused to read any of the rest of The Chronicles of Narnia, for some reason.
Posted by: Book Geek at May 22, 2010 06:25 AM (1+OO5)
Posted by: wrong, but right! at May 22, 2010 06:26 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Monty at May 22, 2010 06:26 AM (O3eFQ)
Posted by: JEA at May 22, 2010 06:26 AM (nRQgv)
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 10:20 AM (H+LJc)
Yeah but when that hot dumb Okie Rosasharon flopped out her big boobs at the end of "Grapes of Wrath" (NOT in the movie, btw), that was a memorable moment for this 11 year-old reader.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:28 AM (DcALS)
Posted by: Monty at May 22, 2010 06:28 AM (O3eFQ)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 22, 2010 06:28 AM (w9bVp)
Wilbur Smith novels are epic stories set mostly in Africa. I don't know from what experiences the author draws, but his characters and scenes run from the cruelest you can imagine to the most heroic.
Reacher novels are great.
Posted by: Lurker at May 22, 2010 06:30 AM (HwIdb)
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 06:30 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 06:30 AM (hVdJG)
Posted by: Ramblingirl at May 22, 2010 06:31 AM (p88qJ)
164 It was Of Mice and Men, Tortilla Flat and Cannery Row that did it to me
Grapes of Wrath just pissed me off at the world
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 06:33 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 22, 2010 06:33 AM (Rwudm)
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 06:33 AM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Matthew Martin at May 22, 2010 06:33 AM (DLrOh)
Looking at sheaths of fat and flesh constantly does get boring over time.
But the only article I ever "read" in Playboy was their interview with Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 22, 2010 06:33 AM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 22, 2010 10:28 AM (w9bVp)
Newt - stop obfuscating!
Remember, you cruelly bored both of them to death with your verbose bullshit, then hastily buried each of them in the same dirt pile in your backyard, hidden behind an 80-foot tall stack of your remaindered books.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:34 AM (DcALS)
Posted by: Cindermutha at May 22, 2010 06:34 AM (h7q+G)
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 06:35 AM (hVdJG)
I did, however, manage to get through "The Gulag Archipelago" and "The Jungle" - both absolutely terrific.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 22, 2010 06:36 AM (Rwudm)
The Playboys I read were from the mid-Seventies.
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 10:35 AM (hVdJG)
Then you sadly missed the "Little Annie Fanny" cartoon series by Will Elder in the mid-60's. We kids read those like law books at camp. Well, not QUITE like law books..
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:37 AM (DcALS)
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 06:38 AM (hVdJG)
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2010 06:40 AM (hVdJG)
Plus entire encyclopedia sets.
Yes! And I wonder if anyone else actually read the dictionary for fun.
Posted by: wrong, but right! at May 22, 2010 06:42 AM (gbCNS)
I didn't mind Great Expectations. What killed me was being forced into Heart of Darkness by Joesph Conrad. I hated that book.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 06:44 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 22, 2010 10:36 AM (Rwudm) Many years ago, People magazine, in one of the few decent articles that they ever had, tracked down the Okies in California that were in those famous heart-breaking photos from the 30's by the WPA. It turned out that they were living prosperous lives and do very well, as were their kids. I suspect they were also mostly Orange County Republicans, as I recall. I They were Ronald Reagan supporters, too as I recall.. That didn't fit into Steinbeck's poltical outlook. He turned very bitter towards the end of his like, although his last book "Travels with Charley" - travelling across America with his part-poodle Charley - is a great and funny book to read and was #1 for months when I was a kid. I wrote him a fan letter when I was 11 but he never replied.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:45 AM (DcALS)
Discovered John Wyndham early on; his stuff was hard to find, but Day of the Triffids and Midwitch Cuckoos were worth the search.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 22, 2010 06:46 AM (g4J4S)
One of my favorite lines from The Gulag Archipelago
"We have been happily borne—or perhaps have unhappily
dragged our weary way—down the long and crooked streets of
our lives, past all kinds of walls and fences made of rotting wood,
rammed earth, brick, concrete, iron railings. We have never given
a thought to what lies behind them. We have never tried to peneÂtrate them with our vision or our understanding. But there is
where the Gulag country begins, right next to us, two yards away
from us."
Borne...I still use that word in my poetry
Posted by: Beto at May 22, 2010 06:47 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Deanna at May 22, 2010 06:47 AM (oflVV)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 22, 2010 06:51 AM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: Travis Bickle at May 22, 2010 06:53 AM (7b/4Z)
A friend of mine in Mississippi told me that he once went up to Oxford, Mississippi once and went over to see William Faulkner, who had known his dad years earlier. His dad had written Faulkner that his son was coming.
Faulkner was pretty crazy that day, having already drained a couple of bottle before noon (not an unusual occurance with him) and chased the kid off his property while riding a horse as soon as he showed up at the gate.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 06:53 AM (DcALS)
When I was homeschooling my three step-kids about nine years ago, to supplement the Robinson Curriculum, I found sets of Britannica and Great Books printed in the 60s and a 1973 Webster's Unabridged for a total of of less than $50 in a "friends of the library" thriftstore. I got them because I remembered how many times I had found interesting things I hadn't been looking for because I was searching for something else in all those printed pages.
Posted by: RRRoark at May 22, 2010 06:54 AM (EYXy9)
The last book I read was Pops: A Life of Louis Armstrong, by Terry Teachout. It was Christmas present from my sister. Teachout is a great writer, Armstrong led an interesting life, and Teachout used to be a professional bassist, so he writes with real authority about music.
Did the late Frank Frazetta paint the covers of the John Carter of Mars books that you read?
I was in a comic book store earlier this week, and saw reprints of Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future, written and drawn by Frank Hampson. The artwork is superb, and Arthur C. Clarke was a science consultant for the series.
Posted by: Peter C. at May 22, 2010 06:59 AM (vyqCe)
Pre-cable TV-DVD player there was nothing else for a child bedridden with rhuematic fever to do other than watch boring soap operas. I was horse crazy so it was Walter Farley's Black Stallion series, the horse stories by Marguerite Henry plus the beautifully illustrated books of artist/authors C.W. Anderson and Sam Savitt.
I discovered John D. MacDonald when I was getting my MBA. There was a student lounge where people dumped paperbacks and I had time to kill between work and evening classes. I now own just about every book he wrote with the exception of a couple of rare and expensive titles the author himself tried to supress. For some reason on those titles after the intial printings MacDonald refused to authorize additional runs. They did film one of the McGee books in the 70s with actor Darrin McGavin as McGee.
Nowadays I mostly read history, biography and current events but I will consume anything new by Bernard Cornwell. Like MacDonald, Cornwell writes to earn a living not to please academic critics or earn awards. After the Sharpe movies brought him many new readers, Cornwell not only stopped describing Richard Sharpe as being a tall, imposing, dark Londoner, he started to write Sharpe's dialogue to fit the cadences of the scrawny, blond Yorkshire native Sean Bean! I was particularly fond of Cornwell's Grail Quest series, which came out around the time of the LOTR films. If the ring wanted to be found, Cornwell's grail seemed determined to remain hidden.
Posted by: NC Mountain Girk at May 22, 2010 07:01 AM (z6CH/)
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at May 22, 2010 07:06 AM (VXBR1)
I think that's going to be a long time coming. Ringo's deep in two other series right now.
Here's a link to Baen's upcoming:
http://www.baen.com/scheduleXML.asp
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 22, 2010 07:10 AM (LApFl)
After that, I read pretty much anything I could get my hands on. I cut my teeth on early Stephen King and got into Bradley, Heinlein, Asimov, etc when I was a teenager.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 22, 2010 07:12 AM (iBTj9)
A Horse and His Boy got me into my adult reading habits.
Posted by: Zombie Joseph Campbell at May 22, 2010 07:14 AM (J1haq)
Yeah I know, and he has quit even updating his web page. I just wish authors would finish one series before starting a new one. Any the other aggravation is the number of books being placed in a series now. I like trilogies and even 4 or 5 but when you get past 5 books in a series with resolving the ultimate plot is gets tiresome.
And these are not like the old series like the ERB Mars books. Those were not series so much as they were "serials". Each book resolved a plot.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 07:14 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: DavidD at May 22, 2010 07:15 AM (UsRyD)
Posted by: RickS at May 22, 2010 07:15 AM (hKB1N)
Andre Norton (Alice Mary North) Galactic Derelict. my l'il dog and me went over the spillways waterfall one fall, we were wading in the water when swept away, I managed to throw the dog on the bank and he escaped unscratched but alas I was destined to go over the 15 foot drop. The water emptied my pockets and took my shoes ripped off my shirt and jacket I hit the rocks below and banged up my feet something terrible, no broken bones but algae and crud was all packed in the wounds it took two weeks of bed rest and anti biotics to fix them.
A friend brought by this book and I was hooked on the time traders serial books. The very next was Star Conquerors by Ben Bova and of course his sequel Star watchman.
Posted by: HEP-T at May 22, 2010 07:15 AM (18QyR)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 22, 2010 07:17 AM (qPq/l)
My Dad read to us after supper - The Chronicles of Narnia, Lloyd Alexander's Prydain series, The Hobbit and "Farmer Giles of Ham" - and that is probably what got me reading. I myself learned to read fairly late, about seven years old, but went from "see spot run" to reading the Chrnicles of Narnia for myself within a year, and by age ten was reading through the autobiographies of WWI fighter pilots. It is hard to pick out particularly influential books, as I read constantly throughout my childhood, most of it non-fiction - military history and technology.
In high school my Mom forced me to read Beowulf (I was homeschooled). I had already read a terrible translation in middle school and it did not grab my attention, so I was reluctant to reread it.The translation Mom had acquired was by Rebsamen, and kept the feel of the original Old English instead of translating it into rhyming couplets. I loved it, and got very interested in Early Medieval and Late Roman history as a result.
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 22, 2010 07:17 AM (DOymF)
Posted by: RNB at May 22, 2010 07:19 AM (WkjqG)
Along these lines- go to Project Gutenberg and look for science fiction. You'll be amazed at the classic stuff thats there for the taking. They even have an illustrated version of what is still one of my favorite stories; "Rip Foster Rides the gray Planet" by Blake Savage. All Burrough's Mars books are there too, I think.
Also some great historical stuff. I d/l 'd the joutrnals of Lewis and Clark and Teddy Roosevelts's History of the naval war of 1812.
Project Gutenberg is a treasure trove that doesn't get enough publicity or support.
Posted by: Harry at May 22, 2010 07:19 AM (jKXyv)
I started off reading through the Encyclopedia Britannica (the red set with the kids' stories in the back) when I was about 3, and moved up to the adult version of the Encyclo. B. (the black set with the tiny words and very thin paper) when I was about 10. Which is why my head is chock full of unrelated though interesting (to me) information.
Anything at all by Ray Bradbury
Watership Down
Kon Tiki
Endurance: Shackleton's Valiant Voyage
LOTR
Starship Troopers
The Mote in God's Eye/Lucifer's Hammer/Inferno
I spent the summer of 1983 working as a security guard at an Intel plant in Arizona (swing shift, so nothing to do but sit and read n air conditioned comfort for 40 hours a week), and I read, alternatively and from their first published book to their last, everything by Stephen King, Robert Ludlum, and Leon Uris. That was an awesome summer.
Shogun/Tai-Pan/Gai-Jin/King Rat/Noble House/Whirlwind
There are several books that I remember reading that I cannot remember the names of and have never been able to find. I just have fleeting rememberances of the stories and wish like heck I could find them again.
Now I will read anything at all, and have added a lot of Christian works.
I wish I could find a job where all I had to do was read. As a real estate lawyer, I do get to read a lot, but it sucks shit that I then have to actually type something up and/or talk on the phone all day with people about insanely boring stuff.
I swear if there is ever an opportunity to be the Bruce Dern-type care-taker on a deep space voyage where slightly psychotic robots do all the real work, I'll knock out anybody who gets in my way to volunteer for that job. I'll just need my Kindle and a ten thousand pound bag of sunflower seeds, and I'm gone . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2010 07:22 AM (vL/w+)
Posted by: Ken James at May 22, 2010 07:26 AM (w91MW)
Heh. One of the most hellish experiences I ever had was taking notes on a contract negotiation conference call between our attorney, two attorneys for the contracting company, one attorney each representing 4 different counties, and 2 attorneys for a state agency.
About 3 hours in I was looking for a handgun to eat.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 22, 2010 07:32 AM (iBTj9)
Marguarite Henry illustrated by William Dennis. I had all of them hardcover, and the illustrations were beautiful. And Henry could get into the mind of an animal. Anthropomorphism at its finest. I wish I knew what mom did with them. She's gone, they're gone. I wish I had them today.
Posted by: Derak at May 22, 2010 07:32 AM (Huhgc)
Biggest influence as a pre-teen/teen was LOTR. (I hated The Hobbit.)
I don't have the patience to read novels much any longer so now I tend toward pulp mysteries (like Hillerman) or short stories (my favorites being P.G. Wodehouse and John Mortimer).
Posted by: Y-not is being honest at May 22, 2010 07:35 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Schreiber at May 22, 2010 07:37 AM (EwJ8r)
Sci-fi:
Ender's Game (Card)
This Alien Shore (Friedman)
The Roads of Heaven (Scott)
Decision at Doona (McCaffrey)
Fantasy:
Lord of the Rings (duh)
The Fire Rose (Lackey)
The Coldfire Trilogy (Friedman)
Other:
Lucifer's Hammer (Niven & Pournelle) <-- Favorite book.
Gotta disagree with the folks that list Donaldson's Covenant books. I own them all, bought for a quarter a piece at the library booksale when I was in highschool. I can't stand them. The whole story is an unlikeable protagonist who, each book, realizes that if he'd just do something or say something the situation would resolve itself. And yet, he never learns his lesson and it drags on for book after book while he just angsts and complains that it's all just so hard... Ugh.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 22, 2010 07:40 AM (1TvCg)
I don't remember ever NOT reading. There were four of us kids, and our folks got us started early. I remember my mother reading The Horse and His Boy to us. As a kid I also loved Walter Farley's Black Stallion series, and now I never miss watching the Triple Crown races. I also read and reread Albert Payson Terhune's books about his collies. It was years before I realized that most of the stories were fictional. The first book I was given was Gray Dawn, and he remained my favorite collie. Many years later I learned that the real Gray Dawn was a savagely vicious beast that couldn't be brought out and paraded before visitors, so they always used a ringer.
I also liked sports books. A memorable one, written for kids, was The Boys of Summer, about the great (and some little-known) baseball players.
We lived in Canada for a while, and learning French was compulsory starting the the eighth grade. One of our assignments over several weeks was translating a little red book called Jean Val Jean. I got so immersed in the story that I stayed up late several nights in a row to read it and finished it 'way ahead of schedule. I promptly picked up Les Miserables (in English) and read it cover to cover.
Asimov's I Robot series got me forever hooked on sci-fi.
Dickens got paid by the word and his books show it. I'd rather see the movies.
Anything by Jane Austen is read-worthy.
I have little time to read now, but currently I'm deep into Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove.
Posted by: Muskwa at May 22, 2010 07:41 AM (2sKy5)
I remember reading a book about Man O War and being totally engrossed. I devoured the book in a weekend.
Unfortunately, I don't remember the title. But, man, that was an awesome racehorse. Won 20 of 21 races, and came in second on the race he did lose only because of a fumble out of the gate. No matter how much the handicap, that horse could not be beat in a clean race. I remember the book saying that Man O War never ran at free rein, the owner's were afraid he'd get hurt, so he won all those races being held back by his jockey.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 22, 2010 07:42 AM (iBTj9)
Like many here, I grew up on RAH and all his books. He was a great writer wtih dialogue, and most of his stories/writing still holds up.
Recent books: "The Virtues of War", "The Afghan Campaign" and of course, "Gates of Fire", all by Steven Pressfield. Very good reading.
To CDR, VDH's book on the Peloponessian War is very good, but at times it gets a little dry. It is an interesting contrast to Herodotus' book on the subject.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 22, 2010 07:47 AM (sJTmU)
mpur, that book about Man O' War may have been written by Walter Farley.
To all Walter Farley fans: Did you know that the horse he thought was the closest thing to his fictional Black Stallion was the filly Ruffian? The only match race I've ever seen was the one she ran against Foolish Pleasure, and it killed her.
Posted by: Muskwa at May 22, 2010 07:48 AM (2sKy5)
Did the late Frank Frazetta paint the covers of the John Carter of Mars books that you read?
I was in a comic book store earlier this week, and saw reprints of Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future, written and drawn by Frank Hampson. The artwork is superb, and Arthur C. Clarke was a science consultant for the series.
Posted by: Peter C. at May 22, 2010 10:59 AM
Frazetta was an inspiration for my interest in pen and ink work, he died recently. I was lucky enough to buy a sketch he did at a comic con back in the 70s. There were so many really good illustrators working in the 50s, 60s, and 70s...Neal Adams, John Buscema, Bernie Wrightson, etc.
Posted by: Deanna at May 22, 2010 07:50 AM (oflVV)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 22, 2010 07:52 AM (zSecb)
I went to a one room school in NE New Mexico for a few weeks when I was 4 and 5 years old and learned to read there. I've been majorly hooked ever since and I have read every kind of fiction. One standout book from pre-school years is Dr. Seuss's Scrambled Eggs Super! I could not get enough of that book for weeks. Science fiction and fantasy, Ursula LeGuin and the Earthsea books, Andre Norton, Robert Silverberg,Ray Bradbury, Isaace Asimov.
I'm a big fan of Dean Koontz (he's a conservative) and Greg Iles and Earl Emerson, Donald Harstad. Guilty pleasures are JD Robb and Nora Roberts books (hey, she tells a good story). I was a big fan of Karen Marie Moning's first couple of "Fever" books, the last one not so much. Lonesome Dove may be the best book I have read, so far.
Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2010 07:53 AM (Updet)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 22, 2010 11:40 AM
Yeah, that's Mr. Y-not's take on them as well. He said he wanted the protagonist to die, that's how annoying the guy was.
Posted by: Y-not is being honest at May 22, 2010 07:53 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2010 07:55 AM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 22, 2010 07:55 AM (LApFl)
While we're into great books for kids- one of the first things I read to my daughter was the entire "Little House of the Prarie" books. She was about 3 or 4 when we started them and she was totally enthralled.
There's an amazing amount of practical knowledge about living under primitive conditions in there, too.
Posted by: Harry at May 22, 2010 07:56 AM (jKXyv)
Posted by: Steve Poling at May 22, 2010 07:56 AM (db5YN)
Posted by: tsj017 at May 22, 2010 07:59 AM (TO4Pw)
What is it with little girls and horses, anyway?
Posted by: Y-not is being honest at May 22, 2010 07:59 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Y-not is being honest at May 22, 2010 08:01 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: jim webber at May 22, 2010 08:05 AM (7y2q9)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 22, 2010 08:05 AM (dQdrY)
I remember drawing a picture of a giraffe in the animal book of the Colliers set and being scared my mom would find out. Later on when I thought the coast was clear I took the book out and she'd written my name and the date I drew the picture.
Thanks mom for always having books in the house.
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 22, 2010 08:08 AM (zzP3l)
"An underappreciated SF author was H. Beam Piper, whose novella "Lone Star Planet" is free and highly appreciated by anyone less than thrilled by the current regime."
Hear hear!
Aaaaannnnnddddddd......
Cordwainer Smith, the most original thinker in all of science fiction.
Posted by: Lazarus Long at May 22, 2010 08:09 AM (+MZ0U)
What is it with little girls and horses, anyway?
Posted by: Y-not is being honest at May 22, 2010 11:59 AM (Kn9r7)
Yeah me too. I had a book with horse stories in it and re-read it over and over. One story was about a horse that had been trained to kneel a little bit so the lady of the house could easily get on and ride. Later the horse was sold to another owner and he somehow broke his leg out in the wild. Just when he thought he was done for, the horse knelt down and he was able to clamber on.
Books are such wonderful friends.
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 22, 2010 08:12 AM (zzP3l)
Later it was essentially the same route as Monty took. Fond memories.
Thanks,
Grandpaparazzi
Posted by: TennDon at May 22, 2010 08:18 AM (o6Yv2)
Read "The Once and Future King" by TH White in 7th grade. Still my favorite book. I just bought a 40 year-old hardcover of it over Amazon since I pretty much annihilated my first copy.
Just got done with Kafka's "The Trial", and now I'm reading the shorter stories. Weird dude, but spectacular writing.
Posted by: RQRF at May 22, 2010 08:21 AM (h+W4w)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2010 08:26 AM (OlHjR)
Posted by: Lazarus Long at May 22, 2010 08:26 AM (+MZ0U)
Posted by: Deanna at May 22, 2010 08:28 AM (oflVV)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 22, 2010 08:28 AM (V4Pya)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 22, 2010 10:45 AM (DcALS)
Here's a poem for you:
Elbie Hayes ruined his
expensive shoes
squashing around the autumn
desolation
of a sharecropper farm
in Caddo County
Okie boy
turned fifty
searching for anything that
had belonged
to his father
when he was fighting the
Great Depression
Kicked at a lump
behind the caved-in cellar
and uncovered a rusty
Prince Albert tobacco can
Stowed it away
as he would a saint's bones
in his Lincoln Continental
and headed back to Bakersfield
---Wilma Elizabeth McDaniel
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 22, 2010 08:31 AM (zzP3l)
Learning to read from them made it difficult to set through elementary school read alouds, suppressing the urge to strangle the stammering idiot next to me, grab his book and and scream, "IT'S "SEE DICK RUN", YOU FUCKING RETARD!!"
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at May 22, 2010 08:31 AM (GJA1r)
Posted by: Lazarus Long at May 22, 2010 12:26 PM
I agree. I enjoyed his stictly horror stories but when he got into fantasy or sci fi he lost me. Mostly way too long and tedious.
Posted by: Deanna at May 22, 2010 08:32 AM (oflVV)
The only Steven King book I liked was The Stand.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2010 08:33 AM (6taRI)
While I've gotten into Fantasy, Romance, History and certain "modern" authors, Shakespeare remains one of my deepest loves.
I really have to thank my parents for encouraging a love of books, especially my dad, because he didn't think anything was too complicated for me to figure out.
Posted by: Zombie Joseph Campbell at May 22, 2010 08:35 AM (J1haq)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at May 22, 2010 08:35 AM (GJA1r)
"Look, Fido," I told him, "my government is quite well aware of the source from which the orders for the murder of my predecessor came. These men I just killed were only the tools.
"We're going to get the brains behind them, if we have to send every warship we own into the z'Srauff star-cluster and devastate every planet in it. We don't let dogs snap at us. And when they do, we don't kick them, we shoot them!"
That, of course, was not exactly striped-pants diplomatic language. I wondered, for a moment, what Norman Gazarian, the protocol man, would think if he heard an Ambassador calling another Ambassador Fido.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 22, 2010 08:37 AM (LApFl)
What I think is interesting is how my kids, sons of avid readers, are all different from us. Big Guy reads non-fiction only, and reluctantly. If it ain't about math or mathematicians, he just won't read it.
Middle Guy reads the most, but it's mostly horror (Lovecraft, thank you, not sparkly vampires) and Lewis Carroll. He fell in love with reading after I assigned him Laura Ingalls Wilder's Farmer Boy. The descriptions of the food sold him. He loves mythology, which dh and I don't .
Wee Baby Lamb will read, but only what he wants, and who can tell what that might be? He liked the Hobbit and Milrose Munce, and loved the Lightning Thief series, the Mysterious Benedict series and the D'Aulieres' Norse Mythology.
Posted by: VKI at May 22, 2010 08:37 AM (LZK9H)
In tenth grade, we had to study Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities. (Part of the state-mandated English curriculum.) I absolutely hated it.
Then, in college, I decided to give it a second chance, and I'm glad I did; it is now one of my all-time favorite books, and I try to re-read it at least once a year.
Anything by Dickens, Thackeray, even Jane Austen. Cervantes' Don Quixote. Shakespeare. Tolkein. History and biography, politics and current events.
In short, I'll read just about anything with words, up to and including whatever I find under the bathroom sink. (Hey, you have to have something interesting to do while you're in there!)
Posted by: Ken at May 22, 2010 08:38 AM (2f1Rs)
Posted by: Steve Poling at May 22, 2010 08:38 AM (db5YN)
Posted by: Steve Poling at May 22, 2010 08:45 AM (db5YN)
Posted by: Steve Poling at May 22, 2010 08:47 AM (db5YN)
Currently I am reading The seven Suns saga by Kevin J. Anderson, after that the 1632 series.
Posted by: Flasbazzbo, s.e. at May 22, 2010 08:51 AM (i0rVe)
Azimov's Foundation and Empire series
Posted by: Great Cthulhu at May 22, 2010 08:55 AM (Pljlr)
Yeah.
Monty, you must've missed the sci-fi/fantasy ONT.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 22, 2010 08:52 AM (1fanL)
Hah. The first classic sci-fi books that got me into the genre were . . . The Princess of Mars etc. My 1975 Ballantine paperbacks are still on my bookshelf, yellowing away, the Gino D'Achille covers slowly fading. Five pages in I started seriously reading, and I have not stopped since.
Posted by: Sam at May 22, 2010 08:53 AM (hvDIX)
Much thanks! I will do so.
Posted by: VKI at May 22, 2010 08:54 AM (LZK9H)
Posted by: Flasbazzbo, s.e. at May 22, 2010 08:57 AM (i0rVe)
Mao's Last Dancer, by Li Cunxin. It's interesting to see a poor starving chinese peasant who was fed communist propaganda all his life traveling to America and realizing instantly he was how much he was lied to.
Coming of the Storm, by a married couple named Michael and Kathleen Gear. It's about the de Soto expedition as told by the Native Floridans
I'm also reading a Dune parody called Doon.
Posted by: Serena at May 22, 2010 09:01 AM (Vf7O1)
Some excellent reading I haven't seen mentioned:
David Eddings Belgariad series.
The Drenai novels by David Gemmell (especially the first three).
The Four Lords of the Diamonds by Jack L Chalker.
Steven Eriksons Malazan Book of the Fallen series.
The Black Company books by Glen Cook.
Richard Morgans Takeshi Kovacs novels.
Etc...Etc...
Posted by: Shannow at May 22, 2010 09:04 AM (LJcef)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 22, 2010 09:11 AM (IrV7s)
Probably started on the Tom Swift adventures...juvenile science fiction and adventure. Then there was a whole bunch of WWII adventure books tailored to young readers - usually stories of teens around the world heroically reacting to the war - my favorite back then a story of a mixed group of dutch teens who stole a boat in the East Indies to escape from the Japanese.
Historical and Science fiction from then on. Starship Troopers & Battle Cry are books I remember from the 50s. I have 8.2 GB with 20,129 Historical and SciFi novels on my desktop computer as we speak (just checked).
I LUV me my Kindle.
Posted by: trainer at May 22, 2010 09:15 AM (yCWYQ)
There was a series of juvenile fiction Founding Fathers books with titles like "Anthony Wayne, Boy in Old Philadelphia." Every one was a faked-up childhood story of an American heroine or hero. They were published in the 30's or earlier, but my grade-school library had the whole set, and I liked them a lot. They didn't have the mythos of GW and the cherry tree, but each did feature one dictatorial Ancien Regime grownup, a la Johnny Tremain, and the pastiches of everyday life ("in ancient America") were enlightening, or endarkening as it were.
That library also had marvelous early WWII relics, such as silhouette aircraft ID books of most Allied and Axis aircraft, still popular boys' fare in the late 50's. That knowledge has come in handy in later life. I checked: they got rid of those. My first accidental SF find was "Trouble on Titan," by Alan Nourse, which influenced me more than I realized at the time. Decades later I found that Nourse was a successful physician and a friend of RAH, also wrote the "So You Want To Be A" pamphlets that seemed so laughable when handed out by high school guidance counselors, and first came up with "Blade Runner." A full life.
My father worked as a night dispatcher for a major refinery, and a double-bottom driver left a copy of "Best New Science Fiction of 1950" in the locker room. He brought it home, and I was off and running. Lucky it wasn't "Dude."
Before Scholastic Book Service hit gold with Harry Potter, they put out very cheap paperbacks of a slew of bettersellers. That's how I scored, for about 45 cents, Shirer's "Rise and Fall of Adolph Hitler," which, even though they sold it right in class, would get you sent to the principal's office in the fourth grade.
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Everything he writes is brilliant. I expect his grocery list is brilliant.
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Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2010 09:30 AM (Hkzt9)
@276, Secret Operative 48 and the Zeppelin of Doom, here.
Did anybody else have a Bookmobile? Summers, it was a BFD in my neighborhood. Got "Manhigh" and Adamski's "Inside the Space Ships" from the Bookmobile, in the summer after 3rd grade.
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Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 22, 2010 09:31 AM (3qmtL)
All great writers starting with Homer (oral tradition), Virgil, Dante, Shakespeare, etc. (and these guys borrow metaphors from each other-each built on the previous genius) share 4 writing tricks. These style elements are 1. imagery - words that appeal to the 5 senses, 2. drop in allusions- references to literature, history, etc. 3. use figures of speech - simile, metaphor, personification (these are actually hundreds of these -rhetorical devices- thank the Greeks and Romans), 4. drop in an usual or precise word every so often. Also reading poetry develops writing syle.
Posted by: Marianne at May 22, 2010 09:36 AM (jSigh)
I had to re-read the few they did let me take 8-10 times before they came back.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at May 22, 2010 09:43 AM (GJA1r)
Also loved James and the Giant Peach and The Twenty-One Balloons. Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End really got to me, too.
I'm wondering if I should give John D. MacDonald another try. Everyone seems to respect him so much. But in the book I tried, I disliked the main detective character, and it didn't help that there was a gratuitous slap at Ayn Rand early in the book. That annoyed me, and I've since assumed that I was looking at the soul of a liberal from the inside, and didn't like what I saw. Should I try again?
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Posted by: Jeff S. at May 22, 2010 09:54 AM (FIiff)
if you're still on this thread, I believe the name of the book is Snow Treasure ... by Marie McSwigan
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Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 22, 2010 01:31 PM (3qmtL)
Go, Dog, Go was fine, but what set my intellect on fire was "Hop on Pop".
That gave me the foundation to go on to the entire "Cat in the Hat" series and really get it. I must admit that was the most intellectually stimulating part of my senior year in high school.
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Posted by: Nancy at May 22, 2010 10:15 AM (3TdgB)
I too cut my teeth on "I, Robot" by Isaac Asimov and also his "Foundation" trilogy. It took me years to finish the Foundation stuff and decades to get around to reading all the robot books and I was aware that much of this material had its start way back in the 1930Â’s. But I will tell you that one of the biggest, mind blowing reading experiences I ever had was to read the final robot books and to discover that R. Daneel Olivaw had also been a secret character in the Foundation series -- all along! Too much man!! Asimov was a master of plot and my favorite author.
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La Morte d'Arthur. I imagined I was the only junior-high kid who read it. Loved the fantasy of it.
BTW, I have an autographed copy of Ross Perot's book (personally... he touched my hand at the Bush/Clinton/Perot debate in St. Louis. Anyone want to buy it?
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Posted by: Sigfried at May 22, 2010 11:24 AM (gzsfv)
Y-not @ 239 -- LOVED Beautiful Joe! Still have it.
I also used to take out Frank Buck's books from the library: Bring 'Em Back Alive, for example.
Posted by: Muskwa at May 22, 2010 11:26 AM (2sKy5)
The first real book I remember reading by myself was The Mouse and The Motorcycle. It was a thrill a minute. It's still my favorite book and I don't remember a word of it. Just the title.
I'm a big fan of the John Sanford Prey books.
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Posted by: wrong, but right! at May 22, 2010 11:44 AM (gbCNS)
Dick and Jane
See Sally run.
Run, Sally, run.
See Spot.
Run, Spot, run.
Posted by: moi at May 22, 2010 12:23 PM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 22, 2010 12:32 PM (PQY7w)
I started "reading thru" my brothers' MAD Magazines when I was prob 7 or 8 until my mom caught me and I got into trouble (didn't think they were age appropriate). But I love the Little House on the Prairie and Nancy Drew books. Also, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Trumpeter of the Swans book were also favs. My daughters grew up with my collections of books from my childhood.
Currently, I enjoy reading the back labels on wine bottles from my local liquor store.
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Posted by: Darth Randall at May 22, 2010 01:08 PM (oLULt)
But that is the end of the series.
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Posted by: Dan Kurt at May 22, 2010 02:15 PM (xM/Fs)
I've always been an avid reader, thanks to my mom. The first book I can really remember is The Prince and His Tooth. After that, it would be Wizards at Large by Terry Brooks from his only really good series - Landover. It's also the best book in the series due to Strabo.
Narnia, Nancy Drew, and the Oz series were a large part of my middle childhood. Before that it was Through the Looking Glass, Kipling, and greek mythology. Honestly, I can't remember all the books I read becuase I basically lived on them. They were and still are more important than food in the sustainment of life. Mysteries have always been my favorites - starting with Agatha Christie's Poirot. Sherlock Holmes was ok, but not as great as far as I was concerned.
For SciFi, I started on Anne McCaffrey's Ship Who and Sassinak series. Pern sucked for the most part, aside from one trilogy.
Also, Chrichton was a huge influence on my reading, starting with Jurassic Park when I was about seven. He never treated his readers like they were stupid. The science was always fascinating and complex.
In horror, I was started on Poe and Kafka around seven as well, leading to a brief and torrid King affair that has since been tainted.
Currently, I have really taken to Terry Pratchett's work due to the comedic nature of the stories. Nothing better than laughing to get the day done. Also, Diana Wynne Jones' stories are fantastic. It's too bad she's been relegated to the kids' section. I still like Neil Gaiman's work as well, but his best was in concert with Terry Pratchett.
Posted by: soulpile at May 22, 2010 02:21 PM (afWhQ)
Erle Stanley Gardner is currently keeping me sane with his Cool and Lam series. (As well as Perry Mason, but Cool and Lam is so much more pulp fun.)
Posted by: soulpile at May 22, 2010 02:32 PM (afWhQ)
My, this has been a long thread, and I've lost my train of thought dozens of times. Yes, Andre Norton set a large number of us on the path, and Doctor Edward Elmer Smith's Lensman series appears to be high on everybody's list. "Vortex Blaster", his last in that series wasn't properly part of the series, but rather set in the same universe. Very good as a stand alone, however. I've been captivated by most of the authors, books, and series mentioed here, and I mean captivated literally. Every time I'd think of something like "How come nobody's mentioned Beautful Joe", somebody would say "I loved Beautiful Joe" and somebody else would say "Me too". So what's left? In addition to all the above, what about Albert Payson Terhune's dog books? Excellent, all of them, especially "Buff, a Collie". I also read that Ace double, "Dragon Masters and Five Gold Bands" I used to spend my summer vacations bicycling back and forth to the public library. Sometimes I'd walk down there barefoot, though there was a space with only asphalt pavement I had to race across, then stand on a pop crate at a gas station halfway across, while my grilled soles recovered, before making the final push. Then how come nobody's mentioned Roger Zelazny's Amber series? I read that when it was first written, and had to wait for the next issue of Galaxy Magazine to hit the stands, since it was originally serialized there. Galaxy was having troubles then, and I had reason to worry that they would fold before I could finish the series. I've never been able to get into audiobooks, since the calendar caught up to me. I even find myself saying in the movie theater, "I'll have to wait and watch this on DVD so I can see the captions." So what's next? At least I'll be able to retire now and be entertained while watching all of civilization dive down the toilet. I've gone through several big book purges in my adult life, but I still have the best of my collection.
Thanks, guys, for an entertaining Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: Mangas Colorados at May 22, 2010 02:52 PM (EtEtm)
Posted by: td at May 22, 2010 03:16 PM (e5D8p)
@223 and 226: Man O'War was beaten by Sir Barton. His only loss out of 21 starts. For some reason I'm thinking that it was a match race, but that's a really fuzzy recollection. Yeah, horses & little girls. It generally lasts until about 15/16 yrs old.
I even had Derby trading cards. Once upon a time I had all of the KY Derby winners memorized back to Alsab, etc. Ok, it was a really long, long time ago. ...now I can't remember what I had for breakfast.
I believe the first hose books I ever read were the Billy & Blaze series by C.J. Anderson. Our local library still has some: my 6-yr. old grandson loves them.
Oh yeah, Sam Savitt. Awesome illustrator. Also, remember the great animal illustrations by Wesley Dennis?
Terhune and Sunnybank Farm (there's a website, didjaknow?), and Kjelkaard (or somesuch spelling) for the dogs, i.e. Big Red, about an Irish setter. Henry and Farley for horses. Farley would befuddle me when he went off The Black series track, i.e., with The Blood Bay Colt, or The Island Stallion. One horse book that I read over and over was The Horsemasters by Sanford about a British stable/horse management training school. Loved that book. I believe that Annette Funicello from the Mouseketeers played the main character in a movie that Disney made of it.
Any one here old enough to remember watching The Micky Mouse Club after school?
Posted by: ColoComment at May 22, 2010 04:39 PM (mYEWj)
The Chronicles of Narnia
Posted by: g at May 22, 2010 04:52 PM (rb4Fo)
I started with the Winnie the Pooh (can still remember getting it for Christmas) and books from the early Weekly Reader Book Club (big chapter books, not the picture books of the 70's, since this was 1954-56.) One of the horse books I loved was from Weekly Reader..."Old Bones-the Wonder Horse" which was the story of the thoroughbred Exterminator, who won the Derby back in the early 20's.
Moved on to Agatha Christie (my mom had them), Shell Scott mysteries (off the shelves where I babysat every Friday night), Heinlein, Asimov, Clarke, and an author I haven't seen mentioned here, Zenna Henderson. She had a few books about aliens living among us called "The People.." Quite good books if you can find them.
Read all of the Ian Flemings in junior high (Kennedy was president and read them which is how I got started; don't carp, I was 12). Also read T.S. White's "The Once and Future King" a re-telling of the Arthurian legend.
Also as a kid I read the original Tom Swift books. My dad had a bunch from his childhood, along with a series starring a boy named Jerry Todd.
I also recommend "Quo Vadis" by Henryk Siekiwicz, and the books of Lloyd C. Douglas ("The Big Fisherman, The Robe," etc.).
Posted by: Miss Marple (redneck teabagger) at May 22, 2010 04:59 PM (xxe/9)
Ms. Marple @ 312: we sound like chronological peers.
Exterminator was a long-owned book that I sold (and immediately regretted) at a garage sale some years ago when I downsized from a house to a condo. A few years ago, I purchased it again from one of the online used booksellers. I've done that with a few of the well-loved books from my youth. Hoping that the g'kids like them as well as I did, I guess.
I, too, read my way through Ian Fleming, probably in jr. high (I so much more liked his books than the movies when they came about). Also Horatio Hornblower. And Alistair MacLean. And Helen MacInnes. And Mary Renault. And Daphne DuMaurier.
Never got into sci-fi, although I did read Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes & it scared the bejesus outta me. (That's probably what got me going elsewhere....)
Posted by: ColoComment at May 22, 2010 05:19 PM (mYEWj)
Posted by: jeff at May 22, 2010 05:31 PM (WylNH)
Yeah, great stuff.
Also Ogden Nash.
I think most folks are excluding poets.
I loved the imagists and T.S. Eliot.
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Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 22, 2010 05:46 PM (DPM1U)
That's why I don't like Pratchett's work. He's mocking the already absurd. Fantasy only works for me if its taken seriously rather than made fun of, for the sake of humor. I don't want dragons that are afraid of maidens or wizards who can't cast spells or warriors who are secretly transexual pacifists. I don't want people injecting modern sensibilities where they don't belong - which makes me despise much modern historical novels, with every woman a feminist and the ever present gay character who is just wonderful and witty and well liked and just better than everyone else.
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Posted by: Sassypants at May 22, 2010 05:55 PM (e6Y2P)
For the horse lovers, give Seabiscuit by Lauren Hillenbrand a try - lovely book. I read that right before Nothing Like It In The World a few years back, and both were huge favorites of mine.
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I read about Presidents in the World Book, and then I remember reading Little House, Ramona, Five Little Peppers, Carolyn Haywood, CS Lewis, Twain, Stowe...Fitzgerald. I seemed to gravitate towards older folks and I helped a lady who was housebound when I was 11. She had a room that was a library and we used to talk about what I read...yeah. Love, love, love to read. I don't retain as much anymore, but I love it.
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I used my digital alarm clock, and I blame that for my poor eyesight to this day (it's an astigmatism LOL.)
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Monty my man, that's a great list. I too read everything on that list, at about that age.
Mebbe that's why I'm a proud Moron.
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What books got you into reading, Morons?
Isn't that like the proverbial chicken and the egg question?
Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2010 04:39 AM (AnTyA)