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April 11, 2010

A Master's Post
— Dave in Texas

Wow. How cool is that?

Phil came on strong couple days ago, and kept hammering.

Congratulations Mickelsons.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:44 PM | Comments (79)
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1 finally

Posted by: helofixer at April 11, 2010 05:45 PM (1DXis)

2 Indeed.

Posted by: Teal'c at April 11, 2010 05:45 PM (jpiMW)

3 first

Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (dXpcc)

4 never gonna make it

Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (dXpcc)

5 Heh. Timely.

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (W+E+o)

6 any Rangers fans here?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (SB0V2)

7 Congrats, Phil! And get bent, Tiger!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (o6p2r)

8 Good morning Mr. In Texas .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 05:47 PM (a9UO0)

9 Baseball Rangers, or that goofy other game?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 11, 2010 05:47 PM (Wh0W+)

But late Sunday afternoon, with Phil drawing ever closer to his third green jacket she came to the 18th green, and was there to greet him when he walked off. Their long embrace, their words for each other alone -- it was one of the most touching moments in Augusta's long history.

Congrats to Phil and Amy Mickelson. Here's hoping their greatest victories are still ahead.

Even a guy like me gotta say...awwww, that's sweet!

/Here's to Phil's wife to be healed from breast cancer.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:48 PM (c0A3e)

Beautiful.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)

12 All you have to do is mention The Memorial Day Classic ......

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 05:49 PM (a9UO0)

13 jeez, Dave in TX, hockey's more of a sport than WALKING with STICKS . . . anyway feel the need to taunt Rangers fans after today's game . . of course the Flyers'll probably get knocked out in first round but still, always fun to rag on the Strangers.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2010 05:50 PM (SB0V2)

14 Same same BO. We love losers.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 11, 2010 05:51 PM (Wh0W+)

15 That mook tiger should take some tips from Mickelson on how a man treats his family.

Posted by: robtr at April 11, 2010 05:53 PM (fwSHf)

16 Nice to see class prvail in the Masters. And yes, Tiger, you asshole, I'm referring to your lack of the aforementioned class.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 11, 2010 05:53 PM (AMYl0)

17 Well, that is nice.

And Le Tigre (the ambulatory dildo) came in fourth. He's probably already well into a sorrow-drownin' Ambien-n-whore binge by now. A la Nelson Muntz: Haa Haa!!

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at April 11, 2010 05:54 PM (k4bdL)

18 Has Tits lost weight? Maybe it's worry. His mother has cancer also. I'm going to go ahead and assert that that sucks.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 05:54 PM (1fanL)

19 16 Nice to see class prvail in the Masters. And yes, Tiger, you asshole, I'm referring to your lack of the aforementioned class.

Sometimes the good guys do finish first. Look on Drudge for a pic of Tiger's pouting.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:54 PM (c0A3e)

20 Yeah, go Phil! But.....wassup with the alleged affair and illegitimate child rumor?

Please no!

Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 11, 2010 05:54 PM (pq986)

21 How about those Trailblazers eh ? Into Kobe's house and take home a win.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 11, 2010 05:54 PM (8kbzJ)

22 the ambulatory dildo

Heh.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 05:55 PM (1fanL)

23 #20 Link?

I doubt Phil's sick wife would be out there if she thought it was true.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:56 PM (c0A3e)

24 I heard Tiger may have gone to Vegas to drown his sorrows .....Tiger to bartender, 'set up my favorite shots. Slippery Nipples, BJ and Sex on the Beach. Make it a double.'

Will they make a 'Rehab Drink" in his honor?

Posted by: Cromagnum at April 11, 2010 05:56 PM (CNPoT)

25 A new thread, and it's about fucking golf?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2010 05:56 PM (cRkpT)

26 #25 At least it's new.

/But where the hell is the ONT?!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:57 PM (c0A3e)

22 the ambulatory dildo

That seems to roll right off the tounge, don't it?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 11, 2010 05:57 PM (rQTdM)

28 Wait a minute. Has Dave in Texas executed a coup d'ÃƒÂ©tat against the AoS bloggers?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:59 PM (c0A3e)

29 Right now tiger is playing Twister with the Brazilian Water Ballet Team.

Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 06:00 PM (qms0w)

Is Dave the only head Moron still sober, or are the rest still busy crying for Tiger?

Posted by: Just Wonderin. at April 11, 2010 06:00 PM (CNPoT)

31 I have to get my car brakes replaced tonight. Why?

They were BRAKING BAD

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 06:00 PM (cMo6P)

32 Sometimes the good guys do finish first. Look on Drudge for a pic of Tiger's pouting.

Heh. When I first looked at that pic, I was fooled by the sunglasses into thinking it was Obama, for a second. O and Tiger have the same sort of pouty bitch-face.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at April 11, 2010 06:01 PM (k4bdL)

33 Here's a link to the stupid rumor about Phil having an alleged affair and illegitimate child. I wouldn't put too much stock in this gossip, but what the hell?

http://tinyurl.com/yemoghh

Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 11, 2010 06:01 PM (pq986)

34 28 Wait a minute. Has Dave in Texas executed a coup d'ÃƒÂ©tat against the AoS bloggers? The only way we'll know for sure this coup has been thwarted is double posts , shitty HTML and spelling worse than mine .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 06:03 PM (a9UO0)

35 Anybody see this thing on luxury yachts on Travel Channel? Where do these people get their money?

Posted by: 48%er at April 11, 2010 06:03 PM (gxpfq)

36 Congratz to Phil.

Well done to Westwood, Kim, and Choi.

Tiger was completely graceless in defeat - he's still a child.

Posted by: Captain Rock Hard at April 11, 2010 06:05 PM (UKP1H)

37 Anybody see this thing on luxury yachts on Travel Channel? Where do these people get their money?

Yeah! Spread the wealth around!

Posted by: Obamabot at April 11, 2010 06:05 PM (cRkpT)

38 Where do these people get their money?

Bootlegging. Oh. Wait. That's just the Kennedys.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 11, 2010 06:05 PM (6Cojl)

39 28 Wait a minute. Has Dave in Texas executed a coup d'ÃƒÂ©tat against the AoS bloggers?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 09:59 PM (c0A3e)

Stop Dave.

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 06:06 PM (W+E+o)

40 A new thread, and it's about fucking golf? Too soon. I don't think the basketball thread is played out yet.

Posted by: fluffy might be nutz at April 11, 2010 06:06 PM (4Kl5M)

Hey, I'd rather slam the trunk lid of my wife's car down on my dick than play a round of golf, ok?

This is a gift.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 11, 2010 06:06 PM (Wh0W+)

42 Where do these people get their money?

Posted by: 48%er at April 11, 2010 10:03 PM (gxpfq)

Obama's stimulus

Posted by: robtr at April 11, 2010 06:06 PM (fwSHf)

43 Tiger can suck his own barbed cock of satan, he is and always has been a scumbag, he shares our fearless leaders trait for being a f-ing baby

Posted by: chimpy_hussein_mcBain at April 11, 2010 06:06 PM (DLaJY)

44 If anybody's dick should be slammed by the lid to the trunk of a car it is Tiger's.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)

45 36 Anybody see this thing on luxury yachts on Travel Channel? Where do these people get their money?

Oppression of working Americans, even those who don't work!! Excessive Wealth!! Greed!! Aiiieeee!! Aiiieeee!!11!!

P.S. Please stay away from our yachts. Thanks.

Posted by: Progressive Fucktard Chorus at April 11, 2010 06:08 PM (k4bdL)

46 Ann Coulter is screwing with Sharpton's head.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 11, 2010 06:09 PM (F09Uo)

47 The Phil's of the world rejoice.

Posted by: Phil Spector at April 11, 2010 06:09 PM (W+E+o)

Where do these people get their money?

I think they make it on the backs of the workers. We need to even that out (except when it's our money).

Posted by: Rich Democrat at April 11, 2010 06:10 PM (gxpfq)

49 >>Ann Coulter is screwing with Sharpton's head.

That's bringing up some very disturbing mental images.

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 06:11 PM (W+E+o)

50 Phil is pure class. Tiger is a horse's ass.

Posted by: pottymouth at April 11, 2010 06:12 PM (Glxw+)

51 OMG... one of the "Phil's affairs" rumors is that he was going at it with Tiger. EWWWWWWWWW....

The article they point to sounds like something The Onion would write up.

The other thing that's being tossed around is that he's "cheating" at golf because of the wedge he uses. He's within the rules. Haters.

Posted by: BethW at April 11, 2010 06:15 PM (gcRbW)

52 Geraldo is a horse's ass but look at all those young warriors sitting around their airfield. They are teh awesome.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 11, 2010 06:16 PM (rQTdM)

53 Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 11, 2010 06:16 PM (EL+OC)

54 50 >>Ann Coulter is screwing with Sharpton's head.

That's bringing up some very disturbing mental images.

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 10:11 PM (W+E+o)

Watching her defend Michael Steele to head off Sharpton's anticipated argument was as disturbing as it was clever.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 11, 2010 06:17 PM (F09Uo)

55 What a relief

Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 06:23 PM (Mmw0q)

56 'Just finished watching our Tivo'd copy of the broadcast. What a wonderful ending to a great tournament. Mr. Y-not and I had tears in our eyes watching Phil and Amy. God bless their entire family.

I was excited to see Anthony Kim make a serious run today. Sad to see Tom and Fred fall short, but they both should be proud of their play this week.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 06:29 PM (Kn9r7)

57 BTW, I believe Phil is a Republican. At any rate, he's a personal friend of President GWH Bush according to the former president's remarks at the Shell Houston Open.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 06:33 PM (Kn9r7)

58 Has Tiger ever been to Phil's house?

Posted by: Pat at April 11, 2010 06:34 PM (R0lVr)

>> If anybody's dick should be slammed by the lid to the trunk of a car it is Tiger's.

Look. I've done that. Let's not be dissing my dissing of playing golf now.

*adjusts shorts for the owwie.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 11, 2010 06:34 PM (Wh0W+)

60 59 Has Tiger ever been to Phil's house?

----
I don't think they're friends. I know the caddies have exchanged barbs over the years, but I believe that Tiger is only "friends" with a couple of other players on the Tour.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 06:35 PM (Kn9r7)

61 From what I understand, Phil is respected by his peers on the tour, Tiger is not.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 11, 2010 07:05 PM (Vol3D)

62 In San Diego, we are all ecstatic for Phil. He is a good guy, if boring.
The funniest thing I heard the other day on our sports radio station, some announcer said if Tiger Woods was to win the Masters, it would set "karma" back 10,000 years!

Yeay, karma is still alive and well!

Posted by: keena at April 11, 2010 07:39 PM (FUo3j)

63 Phil is a republican. Donated to JD Hayworth during one of his re-election bids for congress.

Posted by: Ben Woods at April 11, 2010 08:00 PM (6S5Mz)

64 I have a newborn at home and watched most of the Masters. I have to admit getting a little teary eyed when I saw Phil embrace his wife and saw the tears of joy from him and her. He does seem like a normal guy.

Posted by: 4k78 at April 11, 2010 08:02 PM (rYlhO)

I would fuck the tits off of Amy.

Never mind...they've already been cut off.

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: All Ahpund It at April 11, 2010 08:30 PM (s3LK6)

Doesn't change the fact that he still has bitch-tits. Perhaps the occasional salad is in order, Phil.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 11, 2010 09:01 PM (8MuSQ)

67 Is this the stupid rumor that he doesn't play in Ohio because he has an illegitimate child there? With a black woman to boot? That's been dismissed conclusively (Phil plays in Ohio). Unless Gawker has something new ....

Posted by: Chris R at April 12, 2010 12:49 AM (AO4qz)

68 Glad Tiger lost. The press for him the last couple weeks has been creepy. He's definitely in the Michael Jackson-Barack Obama zone of creepy media worship.

Posted by: chad feldheimer at April 12, 2010 03:11 AM (Vc/xe)

69 Good for Phil Mickelson. Maybe he can lift the respectful game of golf out of the slimy septic tank that Tiger threw it into.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2010 04:00 AM (HIXUa)

Phil Mickelson = class act

Tiger Woods = not so much

Golf Media = cockholsters

Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus at April 12, 2010 04:03 AM (cqZXM)

71 sometimes...

Good Guys Wear Black

Posted by: Jones at April 12, 2010 04:16 AM (JL3qV)

Way to go Phil.

Way to show what a classless dink you are Tiger. You, now would have been a great time to show some humility and class. Most people can overlook your failings off the course. But you just sealed your fate from being admired to reviled because you acted like a spoiled little bitch.

Posted by: Main Stream Media at April 12, 2010 06:37 AM (3ZwGl)

Please stop referring to Phil as a class act.

His nickname on tour is "figjam".

http://tinyurl.com/ydje33q

Golf writer John Feinstein refers to him as "Eddie Haskell".

http://tinyurl.com/yd75858

Posted by: phxjay at April 12, 2010 07:16 AM (c+W7U)

74 Regardless of the bona fides on their carefully crafted (or carelessly shattered) public personas, I liked the outcome. To the angry derision of 90% of my golfer buddies who seemingly root for Tiger and serial adultery with equal gusto, I openly rooted for Mickelson for the message it would send - stay faithful to your wife and kids and good things happen while if you screw around and cause your wife and kids untold grief (for years to come) it will bite you in the ass. If Tiger had won, it would have been a victory for Generation All About Me and golf pundits would all be talking about how he "overcame such adversity." He'd come off like a hero again and we'd all forget that he has kids who wonder what's wrong with Mom and Dad and the world's most ashamed and angry wife. FTR, if Tiger wasn't married I wouldn't have given a damn about how many skanks he banged, but being married and having kids should mean it's not all about you anymore, manchild. Plus Tiger acted like a selfish dickhead all week - from the Nike commercial to the open mike to the final interview. If I had any respect left for the dude (as a person - disregarding his obviously mad golf skill) it's shattered now.

Posted by: societyis2blame at April 12, 2010 07:35 AM (7ZyYf)

Please stop referring to Phil as a class act.

His nickname on tour is "figjam".

http://tinyurl.com/ydje33q

Golf writer John Feinstein refers to him as "Eddie Haskell".

http://tinyurl.com/yd75858

Posted by: phxjay at April 12, 2010 11:16 AM (c+W7U)

I believe that this first link is complete bullshit. I met a kid who was a club fitter for titleist who told me that Phil was the nicest guy in the world. He treated everyone as titleist well from the CEO to the janitors.

Those players are envious...pure and simple. If you want to say something negative, give your names you pussies!

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 12, 2010 07:55 AM (oQIfB)

Please - golf writers like Feinstein and the wnakers on Golf Channel were SO FAR up Tiger's ass during the "heydays" prior to Thanksgiving 2009.

They knew the game, suck up to Tiger and you gain access. Like a bunch of dorks stroking the jock - what clowns.

I watched the post Masters coverage on TGC and they had nothing to say about Tiger's graceless interview with Peter Kostas and the clear contrast with Phil's family waiting for him and embracing him - untouched and unscripted by Callaway.

Nike's commercial was just gross - Just Do Me is their new slogan.

Tiger is a BUM - he is a disgrace to the game.

Posted by: Skinner at April 12, 2010 11:10 AM (SH3Dx)

Phil sporting the upturned collar when he joined the tour is enough reason to not like the guy.

Freddy Couples was the guy everyone should have been rooting for!

Posted by: phxjay at April 12, 2010 12:36 PM (c+W7U)

78 you are right

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Posted by: sultan at April 13, 2010 02:41 AM (WFYoY)

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