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February 23, 2010

A Portrait of Harry Reid, Post-Senate Career
— Slublog

Geraghty at NRO snarks: "Obviously Nevada ought to reelect the guy, just out of concern for the well-being and safety of Mrs. Reid."

Posted by: Slublog at 11:41 AM | Comments (94)
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1 in the words of the Instapundit.......heh

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 23, 2010 11:42 AM (R2fpr)

I can't believe that you missed the opportunity to put him in a "wife-beater" instead of a regular t-shirt.

Posted by: Kansas Gman at February 23, 2010 11:44 AM (VtnwI)

3 heh

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 23, 2010 11:44 AM (R2fpr)

4 aw, Peg!

Posted by: Al "Dingy Harry" Bundy at February 23, 2010 11:44 AM (8g9qq)

5 okay. the comments disappeared and then came roaring back. which is a better explanation than I'm a moron that double-posts.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 23, 2010 11:45 AM (R2fpr)

6 I don't think Bundy had the ambition to beat his wife. I think he needs more of a Charlie Sheen look.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 23, 2010 11:46 AM (eHaWc)

7 You couldn't pay me enough to smell that hand.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 23, 2010 11:46 AM (AZGON)

8
This is a picture of Harry Reid after his high school prom as he contemplates dating The Chicken, the only chick willing to attend the dance in his dreams.

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 11:46 AM (M5t+h)

9 Nothing down my pants!

Posted by: Harry Houdini Reid at February 23, 2010 11:46 AM (ucq49)

10 Hey Al Bundy was my idol

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 23, 2010 11:47 AM (0GFWk)

11 His wife would win the fight.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 23, 2010 11:47 AM (Q41Zh)

12
Harry Reid only wishes he were the senator in The Godfather.

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 11:47 AM (M5t+h)

13
this is a new post

Posted by: This is lolboner at February 23, 2010 11:48 AM (jVldi)

14 The corrupt politician in "Casino" was based on him

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 23, 2010 11:49 AM (0GFWk)

15 Seriously funny shop , well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 23, 2010 11:49 AM (a9UO0)

16
Oscar B. Goodman, Mayor of Las Vegas, has a few choice words for Obama and Reid.......fuck yuse goy!

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 11:49 AM (M5t+h)

17
beatin' his wives...

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 23, 2010 11:50 AM (0fzsA)

18 You know, it's not a good idea to adjust your colostomy bag unless you're in the bathroom.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 23, 2010 11:51 AM (AZGON)

19 Al Bundy was a god among men.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 23, 2010 11:51 AM (IhQuA)

20 You may not realize but that position, with the hand and all, is actually very comfortable. I'm doing it now.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2010 11:51 AM (mAhn3)

21 Too bad he's not wearing a wife beater T-shirt with a few stains on it.

Posted by: conscious and waiting for the domestic abuse call from Harry's house at February 23, 2010 11:51 AM (Vu6sl)

22 OT: according to WUnderground.com, we in Houston are set for a nice long flurry of global warming this evening

Posted by: Zimriel at February 23, 2010 11:52 AM (9Sbz+)

23 I can't believe that you missed the opportunity to put him in a "wife-beater" instead of a regular t-shirt.

*shudder* No one wants to see that man's pits, OK?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2010 11:53 AM (mR7mk)

"Al Bundy was a god among men."

What was I chopped liver?

Posted by: Bud at February 23, 2010 11:53 AM (ucq49)

25
If Bugsy Siegel were alive, Harry Reid would have been swimming with the fishes at Hoover Dam or speaking with Joe Pesci about his wussie ways.

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 11:53 AM (M5t+h)

26 Mama's little angel plays pocket pool, pocket pool...

Posted by: George Orwell at February 23, 2010 11:54 AM (AZGON)

27 Needs a picture of Kelly to make it more (ummm) interesting.

Posted by: CUS at February 23, 2010 11:54 AM (wOGfT)

28 He's probably watching the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Fritz at February 23, 2010 11:55 AM (GwPRU)

29 I am Harry Reid! And I want sex with a man.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 11:55 AM (nxUYP)

30 What was I chopped liver?

A man among Gods.

Posted by: CUS at February 23, 2010 11:55 AM (wOGfT)

31 If Bugsy Siegel were alive, Harry Reid would have been swimming with the fishes at Hoover Dam or speaking with Joe Pesci about his wussie ways. Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 03:53 PM (M5t+h) If Bugsy Siegel were alive, Frank Sinatra might have been President?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 23, 2010 11:55 AM (0GFWk)

32 Bud at February 23, 2010 03:53 PM (ucq49)

Now Bud, son. You weren't chopped liver. Chopped liver was useful. And Peg never gave us anything useful.

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 23, 2010 11:56 AM (IhQuA)

33 Yo, Edna! Bring me a beeah! Where the freak is that bitch. EDNA!

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2010 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

34 Dear Mrs. Reid,

An armed household is a polite household.

Laura

Posted by: Laura Castellano at February 23, 2010 11:56 AM (fuw6p)

35
Passed up a great opportunity to put Ike Turner on the front page. Al never slapped around Peg, you know better than that.

Posted by: Matt Damon at February 23, 2010 11:57 AM (fx8sm)

What was I chopped liver?

Posted by: Bud at February 23, 2010 03:53 PM (ucq49)

Yes

Posted by: wrg at February 23, 2010 11:58 AM (7t+Ws)

37 I hope he hits a bump on one of these.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 23, 2010 11:58 AM (rurh0)

38 So the deal with Ace- Something is wrong, or messed up. Even when he has a new girlfriend, etc. he is still around, still writes. He can blog from his phone, even. So there is something going on. He hasn't blogged since Friday, yet corresponds with co-bloggers. Health problems, depression, family issues. Hope you're okay for real, dude.

Posted by: logic, who loves thisisboner at February 23, 2010 11:58 AM (nGR17)

39 Since Harry is a Mormon, are we allowed to make jokes about polygamist wife beating? His hands are gonna be full. I mean, it was sacred underwear with Romney, so turnabout is fair play, and so forth, yes?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 23, 2010 11:58 AM (AZGON)

40

The picture was taken Sunday night at Michael Corleone's house at Lake Tahoe in 1948. Thats a 10 inch Sylvania on the stand playing Ed Sullivan's variety show featuring the Andrew Sisters. They were singing "Sincerely."

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 11:59 AM (M5t+h)

41 Who's that fossil on the Hill?
Who's failed to pass a healthcare bill?
Who's San Fran Nancy's lying shill?
Psycho Reid; Psycho Reid

Posted by: Zimriel at February 23, 2010 11:59 AM (9Sbz+)

42 If Bugsy Siegel were alive, Frank Sinatra might have been President?

If Frank Sinatra were President, within two years he would have been hanging from a DC lightpole, and the Kennedys would have been sent to prison. Humphrey would have been the savior of the last half of the 20th century, and Nixon would have eaten Kissinger.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:00 PM (nxUYP)

so turnabout is fair play, and so forth, yes?

What on earth would give you that impression?

Posted by: LSM at February 23, 2010 12:02 PM (30xKW)

44 This time next year he will be a high paid lobbyist. Just like all the othr x-senators.

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2010 12:02 PM (QrA9E)

45 Al is the man responsible for me calling strip clubs "nudie bars". Great 'shop!

Posted by: Johnny I at February 23, 2010 12:02 PM (SY5UR)

46 Is he just trying to feel where his balls used to be?

Posted by: nickless at February 23, 2010 12:02 PM (MMC8r)

Speaking of snark, here's Harry Reid's new campaign poster: http://bit.ly/c68QUF

Posted by: Moog Rogue at February 23, 2010 12:02 PM (GkcBZ)

48 Harry seems pretty into his self-lovin'. Knowin' how's into Nanzi. Maybe he's looking at Marcy

Posted by: old bad habits at February 23, 2010 12:03 PM (ucq49)

49 The first time I saw that worm on one of the Sunday yack-fests I thought "Who in their right mind would put that thing in a position of responsibility?"

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 23, 2010 12:04 PM (ypGDY)

50 His name describes his package.

Posted by: grognard at February 23, 2010 12:04 PM (v0kvW)

51 They're coming to take you away, Harry They're coming to take you away, hah hah, hee hee, hoo hoo From the Cappy Dome, with sleaze in power, and weasel words And life is criminal all the time And you'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats And they're coming to take you away

Posted by: George Orwell at February 23, 2010 12:05 PM (AZGON)

52 Oh, and Reagan's SAG card would have only worked in Gay porno. He would have been John Holmes bitch. Old man Bush would have been killed in a Kigali bathhouse, Clinton would have been murdered by an abusive stepfather, Bush's son would have still been a failure owning the Texas Rangers, and Dick Cheney would have had a seamless transition from the Humphrey regime, with all North Vietnamese and Muslims dead and Jane Fonda missing since 1969.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:06 PM (nxUYP)

53
Posted by: logic, who loves thisisboner

what the...?

Posted by: This is lolboner at February 23, 2010 12:07 PM (jVldi)

54
The first time I saw that worm...........

posted by: Captain Hate at February 23, 2010 04:04 PM (ypGDY)

Best use of the term worm for me was when David Duke called Michael Kinsley a worm on Crossfire. Kinsley found it unfathomable anyone would call him a worm. David Duke was correct.

Posted by: Fish at February 23, 2010 12:07 PM (M5t+h)

55 "25
If Bugsy Siegel were alive, Harry Reid would have been swimming with the fishes at Hoover Dam or speaking with Joe Pesci about his wussie ways.
Posted by: Fish"

Bugsy was murdered in Beverly Hills. And Tim Powers keeps casting him as the last real Fisher King.

None of these things have anything to do with anything else. I'm just free-associating.

Posted by: Dianna at February 23, 2010 12:08 PM (qrFCz)

56 Whenever Harry, strikes that pose, gets that look in his eyes - I'm outta there!

Posted by: Buck at February 23, 2010 12:10 PM (ucq49)

57 Bugsy was murdered in Beverly Hills.

Through the right eye cause he was a useless American self-hating Jew.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:11 PM (nxUYP)

58 Through the right eye cause he was a useless American self-hating Jew.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 04:11 PM (nxUYP)

Larry David and Steven Spielberg officially looking over their shoulders at this time. While I massage Kate Capshaw's naked breasts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:13 PM (nxUYP)

59 OT but fun/

Lightbulb bill aimed at asserting state rights
In proposing that Arizona become the national epicenter of incandescent-lightbulb manufacturing, the Tucson Republican (State Rep. Frank Antenori) hopes to provoke a fight with Washington, D.C., over states' rights and interstate trade.

Of course Dems in the state legislature are not at all pleased by the prospect of goading Uncle Sugar just when they need his help most in ensuring that the bloated state payrolls can continue to be met at currently unsustainable levels.

"We have more pressing matters," Rep. Chad Campbell, D-Phoenix, said during debate. The various bills and resolutions that seek to irritate the federal government are counterproductive, especially as the state grapples with a fiscal crisis, he said.

In another article:

The light bulb bill was approved by the Commerce Committee by a 5-1 vote. Rep. Chad Campbell, a Phoenix Democrat, said he was tired of the constant attempts by Republican lawmakers to limit federal regulation in the state.

Â“If thereÂ’s enough people down here who feel that way, letÂ’s put it all in a bill and secede from the Union,Â” he said.

Heh.

Posted by: Deety at February 23, 2010 12:14 PM (aVzyR)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 23, 2010 03:58 PM (rurh0)

Yikes! That is not only sooo ghey looking, it is also really expensive--4,000 pounds or between 3500-3900 Euruos. It only goes about 6.2 miles on a charge. This whole green movement is such a scam. The other day, I got a letter from my power company asking me if I'd like to "go green" and pay an extra 10-12.50 dollars a month. Every bill includes a flyer with this "opportunity", so why they are wasting money with another mass mailing is beyond me. (I was green when I threw it away in the recycle).

Posted by: runningrn at February 23, 2010 12:15 PM (CfmlF)

61 As much as I hate to admit this, I was stationed in Vegas from Dec-85 to Aug-87, and let me tell you, Harry Reid was not only one of the most loved Nevadans, he was also one of the most feared, since the mob's influence pretty much left around '82.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:16 PM (nxUYP)

62 Lazy italics just walked off in the middle of the job last post. Sorry.

OT but fun/

Lightbulb bill aimed at asserting state rights
In proposing that Arizona become the national epicenter of incandescent-lightbulb manufacturing, the Tucson Republican (State Rep. Frank Antenori) hopes to provoke a fight with Washington, D.C., over states' rights and interstate trade.

Of course Dems in the state legislature are not at all pleased by the prospect of goading Uncle Sugar just when they need his help most in ensuring that the bloated state payrolls can continue to be met at currently unsustainable levels.

In another article:

Â“If thereÂ’s enough people down here who feel that way, letÂ’s put it all in a bill and secede from the Union,Â” he said.

Heh.

Posted by: Deety at February 23, 2010 12:16 PM (aVzyR)

Posted by: Deety at February 23, 2010 04:14 PM (aVzyR)

Wow, if a state did continue to make incandescent bulbs after the federal ban takes effect (thank you George Bush--NOT!) They could make a freaking killing. I'm sure it would be illegal to sell such bulbs across state lines, but there would be an huge incandescent bulb black market. I would love for a state to challenge the feds on this--although I know it won't be my state--fricking WA, home of the Greeniwhacks.

Posted by: runningrn at February 23, 2010 12:17 PM (CfmlF)

64 Wow.

Sorry about that.

Guess the italics simply refuse to work on portions of that post for philosophical reasons.

Oh, well....

Posted by: Deety at February 23, 2010 12:18 PM (aVzyR)

Kinsley only ever wrote one article: "Republicans Are Hypocrites". If you read the New Republic during Clinton's first term, that's what you had waiting for you every other week. It was a tic as predictable as Paglia's "as a blahblahblah, I..." self-credentialing and as Goldberg's apologising for his own arguments in, e.g., Liberal Fascism. It really should have been a drinking game.

As a side effect, which I seriously doubt he intended, Kinsley sent the message that the Republican ideal was awesome and that Republicans should try harder at meeting it.

So that's Michael Kinsley: the own-goal champion of the Beltway Liberal Soccer League.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 23, 2010 12:19 PM (9Sbz+)

Posted by: Moog Rogue at February 23, 2010 04:02 PM (GkcBZ)

ha! that's funny!

Posted by: runningrn at February 23, 2010 12:19 PM (CfmlF)

67 : "Republicans Are Hypocrites"

Of course they are.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 23, 2010 12:20 PM (nxUYP)

68 39 Since Harry is a Mormon, are we allowed to make jokes about polygamist wife beating? His hands are gonna be full. I mean, it was sacre d underwear with Romney, so turnabout is fair play, and so forth, yes? that is a great point. Outside of Searchlight, NV, no one ever mentions Harry's, ahem, "religion". Funny, huh? I wonder how many No Choice mormons there are (I refuse to call it pro-choice because they only want one option available and it doesn't include living).

Posted by: runningrn at February 23, 2010 12:22 PM (CfmlF)

69 Ooooh! runningrn, you should hear what LauraW just said about you in the post above this!

Posted by: Deety at February 23, 2010 12:25 PM (aVzyR)

70 Actually, I picture Harry working in some stale donut shop out in the middle of nowhere in the Nevada desert watching TV on the sticky counter ... Pretty much like that scene in "Mars Attacks".

Posted by: Drillanwr at February 23, 2010 12:26 PM (1kwr2)

71 So, Senator Reid, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: nobody at February 23, 2010 12:37 PM (nHLqq)

72 I can't believe that you missed the opportunity to put him into a set of Mormon Magic Underwear. And yes that is what mormons wear when they beat their wives

Posted by: Noah at February 23, 2010 01:01 PM (mhD2v)

73 Why would the Vegas Mob want to harm Reid? He's been watching out for their interests in Washington since 1983, and never testified against anyone!

Posted by: Adjoran at February 23, 2010 01:02 PM (HeULl)

74 As always, the Simpsons of the early 90s captured the essence of Bundy.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at February 23, 2010 01:02 PM (EWvJ6)

75 The only good thing about Harry Reid leaving the Senate is that his true profession is legal in Nevada.

Posted by: Darren at February 23, 2010 01:05 PM (7p1ky)

You know what is truly funny. Democrats fucked themselves. They couldn't contain their basest instinct to fuck America and now Reid will be humiliated and Pelosi will go back to COMMERCIAL AIR TRAVEL.

That is hilarious.

Posted by: gus at February 23, 2010 01:28 PM (Vqruj)

77 30 What was I chopped liver?

A man among Gods.

Posted by: CUS at February 23, 2010 03:55 PM (wOGfT)

I am so stealing that line, CUS.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 23, 2010 01:42 PM (nlRuk)

78 Reid just called Obama a "non-partisan ~~Negro president." Man is a loon.~~

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 23, 2010 02:08 PM (9IHmo)

79 Harry Reid only wishes his torso looked like that picture. Strip off that suit and he probably looks like a bleached raisin.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 23, 2010 02:19 PM (Q75cY)

80 why is he not wearing a wife beater?

Posted by: marie at February 23, 2010 02:26 PM (GuTKr)

81 So that's what Reid would look like if he didn't have such slight, effeminate shoulders. Perhaps they should have photoshopped his head onto Peg's body instead of Al's?

Posted by: American Elephant at February 23, 2010 02:55 PM (2+X4m)

82 I think Harry will find a truckstop in Searchlight and sell blowjobs for quarters until he gets his self-respect back...Good riddance, the best part of Harry Reid ran down the crack of his Mamma's ass...

Posted by: If I can't eat it or fuck it I piss on it... at February 23, 2010 03:27 PM (lxg2b)

Are X-senators like the X-Men?

Some kind of.....mutant?

I saw X-senator John Glenn in an airport last fall, and he looked....old. Mutant.

What kind of mutant will Harry Reid be?

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at February 23, 2010 03:40 PM (sJTmU)

84 Harry Reid is not worthy to carry Al Bundy's sweaty jockstrap.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 23, 2010 03:48 PM (ZTGFz)

85 If my memory of Senate Democrat majority leaders serves me correctly, each one since Tom Foley has been more of a prick than the last. I can't even imagine how bad the one after Reid will be.

Posted by: kansas at February 23, 2010 03:49 PM (sPCho)

86 I think a more apt picture would be of Reid beating his wife. After all, he's already making veiled threats against her, isn't he?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 23, 2010 05:10 PM (9IHmo)

87 Tom Foley was Majority leader and then Speaker of the House. Never in the Senate.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at February 23, 2010 05:46 PM (sJTmU)

88 Been trying to get Harry to go back home to the planet Zardoc for ten years now, but he won't have any of it. "Here, I'm a somebody, a Senator. Back home I'm a nobody they won't give the time of day. Makes me abusive!"

Posted by: Cowboy at February 23, 2010 07:51 PM (zwrlc)

89 Reid may win in November. A Dem buddy of his registered the "Tea Party" as an official political party for the upcoming election in Nevada. So they'll run some puppet who says "down with taxes and less government" in hopes of stealing enough votes from the GOP candidate.

The Dems will probably do this in other states as well for both House and Senate races. It may be enough to keep them with a slight majority in both houses.

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