April 04, 2010

A Song Resurrected from the Vaults....
— Jack M.

Get it? I'm bringing to life a relatively obscure Dylan gospel song that you probably aren't all that familiar with. So it's from the vaults. On Easter. And it's a gospel song. It all ties together. I'm so clever.

Anyway, long time AoSHQ readers (and I mean long time....I havent done a post on this topic in years) will know that I am a huge Dylan fan. And he is actually in the news today, as the ChiComs have refused to allow him to perform in Beijing and Shanghai.

After Tiananmen Square, I suppose the Reds aren't too keen to hear "The Times They Are A-Changing".

Nevertheless, this story has given me an excuse to post one of my favorite Dylan tunes. It's from his so-called "Gospel phase" and first appeared on the album "Saved". It's a bluesy little track called "What Can I Do For You?"

This is the only YouTube vid I could find of the studio performance of the song (there are several live versions). What makes this one of my favorite Dylan songs?

The harmonica playing. In my opinion, this relatively obscure song contains the best harmonica playing Dylan ever put to vinyl. This is especially true of the last 50 seconds or so...the interplay of the harmonica and the church organ from 5:05-5:55 is pure auditory heaven.

(See how I worked that Heaven reference in there? It's talent like that that makes me a front pager here.)

Anyway, I know Dylan (especially gospel Dylan) isn't gonna be everyone's cup of tea. Just remember: if you hate on Dylan the ChiComs have already won.

To make it up to you haters, though, I'll tell y'all a joke so that you will leave the post with something:

"What did the Easter Egg say on his date with the Boiling Water?

Sorry it's taking me a couple minutes to get hard...I just got laid by some chick."

Happy Easter, Morons.

Posted by: Jack M. at 03:14 PM | Comments (117)
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1 Dylan's okay but I get pissed every time I listen to the lyrics of Hurricane.  Has he ever read an objective account of the evidence that Ruben Carter was arrested and convicted on?  Why are Lefties such a bunch of soft-headed dupes when it comes to criminals complaining that they've been railroaded by racists?

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2010 03:19 PM (KrRnU)

2 Ah, Easter. The commemoration of the long weekend Jesus gave up for us before going returning to his place in heaven for the next 2000+ years. Remember what it's really all about: Chocolate bunnies. And while you express toward me hatred or some kind of weird religiously induced sadness that I don't feel overawed that a being which had enjoyed 14.7 billion years of life gave up a long weekend for me before returning to thousands of years in heaven... I'm going to go out and get a chocolate bunny. And celebrate Easter!

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 03:20 PM (0fq7b)

3 Cicero, Heh...Some smart ass once said that surefire proof that you were guilty was if Dylan sang a song about you. Reuben Carter? Guilty. George Jackson? Guilty. Joey? Guilty. William Zanzinger? Guilty. Billy the Kid? Guilty. The list probably goes on...thats just off the top of my head.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 03:24 PM (Ncr1R)

4 Two comments in, on Easter, and what do you know, an insufferable douchebag shows up.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 04, 2010 03:25 PM (eKgqT)

5 But before I do, I apologize to any Bob Dylan fans or Christians I may have offended. I intended to make a point, not cause you to get upset. I rather suspect the upsetedness some of you may feel is as a result of you feeling hurt that other people don't respect your Lord. Why this upsets you, I'm not sure, but I guess it does. As far as Bob Dylan fans go, well, I respect him.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 03:27 PM (0fq7b)

6 Why doesn't anyone allow us to celebrate our holiday in peace? If you don't like it, don't celebrate it.

/Some of us don't like the commercialization of Easter, either. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 04, 2010 03:27 PM (yfJ6g)

7 Actually I do like the commercialization of Easter.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 03:30 PM (0fq7b)

8 Christoph, I'll include you in my prayers tonight. No need to thank me. It's what we do.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 03:34 PM (Ncr1R)

9

Imagine that, Christoph shows up to take a dump on everyones Easter.

Man, didnt see that coming,....... totally unexpected.

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 03:35 PM (t72+4)

10 6 Why doesn't anyone allow us to celebrate our holiday in peace? If you don't like it, don't celebrate it.

It's all right.  Christoph doesn't know any better.

Posted by: Glen Bateman at April 04, 2010 03:35 PM (c0A3e)

11 Heh...Some smart ass once said that surefire proof that you were guilty was if Dylan sang a song about you.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 07:24 PM (Ncr1R)

I've always thought that when Rubin Carter hangs out with his buddies, they must laugh their asses off about Dylan.

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2010 03:37 PM (KrRnU)

12 It's all right.  Christoph doesn't know any better.
  Sure he does.  He's just an ass.

Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2010 03:38 PM (gLSaO)

13 Everyone was much more civil about it on the ONT.

/Oh, wait, did I just destroy our reputation for decadence?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 04, 2010 03:42 PM (yfJ6g)

14 Christoph, dude, I'm with ya on the whole Jesus thing, but dude, don't piss in your neighbor's cornflakes just because you can. Show some class, some decorum, and some taste.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2010 03:43 PM (3fzoU)

15
Show some class, some decorum, and some taste.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2010 07:43 PM (3fzoU)






He's Canadian.

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 03:45 PM (t72+4)

16 Dylan still performs?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2010 03:46 PM (3fzoU)

17 16, oic

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2010 03:47 PM (3fzoU)

18 We gonna have an opening day baseball thread here? Guess not. Go Yankees!

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 04, 2010 03:48 PM (753lI)

19 I think I read somewhere that Dylan hasn't performed Hurricane in a long time, he probably knows the truth now and is ashamed by it all. You know his pro-Israel song, Neighborhood Bully, right? It's great.

Happy Easter, everyone!

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 03:50 PM (5V4wO)

20 CYBERSPACE-(AP) Canadian commenter shares his love of Easter with fellow Christians on smart military blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2010 03:50 PM (P33XN)

21 Upscale, don't be absurd, Muslims might hurt him for doing that.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 03:52 PM (5V4wO)

22 Adrian, Neighborhood Bully might be the most pro-Israel song ever written. Seriously...they ought to consider making it their national anthem. I like the Infidels album...."Jokerman" is another song off of it that seems to come up on my Ipod a lot.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 03:52 PM (Ncr1R)

23

Here is one from my vaults this is a little ditty I used to dance to at Pope Paul VI high school in NJ. The song was new so you figure what year it was. The performing artist is Arthur Brown with Carl Palmer.

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 04, 2010 03:54 PM (68tQb)

24 20 I think those measurements are overly generous.Maybe 5.6 centimeters....

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 03:55 PM (EzAq4)

25 Do they have Easter in Canada?

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 04, 2010 03:56 PM (W+E+o)

26 Dylan still performs? He's on the never ending tour. Plays year round and all over the world.

Posted by: jimmytheleg at April 04, 2010 03:57 PM (tYOkr)

27 What is it with Dylan anyway,gospel,Christmas songs,did he convert?

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 03:57 PM (EzAq4)

28

INTERNET-AP Hundreds of right-wing evangelical conservative tea-party members bully and try to impose their Christian beliefs on peaceful Canadian citizen at far-right hate site.

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 04:00 PM (t72+4)

29 Let the name of Christoph be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of AoSHQ. Let the name of Christoph be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of morons for all time.

Posted by: Sethi SlaveDog at April 04, 2010 04:00 PM (W+E+o)

30 What is it with Dylan anyway,gospel,Christmas songs,did he convert? Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 07:57 PM (EzAq4) Yes he I think he did. Good Ridance

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 04, 2010 04:01 PM (753lI)

31 That was a pretty solid performance. I like "The Times They Are A-Changing" better.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 04, 2010 04:01 PM (muUqs)

32 cont, So here is the vid I hope you appreciate the level of artistic accomplishment and its contribution to our curtural heritage even though it was recorded in England and I dedicate this to our mocking Christoph as a testiment to his ignorance of which is on full display in this thread  http://tinyurl.com/2f4gxn

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at April 04, 2010 04:02 PM (68tQb)

33 Jack M., do you like the Nashville Skyline album? That's one of my favorites.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:04 PM (5V4wO)

34

William Ayers? Guilty

Bernadine Dohrn? Guilty

Jane Fonda? Guilty

William Jefferson Clinton? Guilty

Jefferson Davis? Guilty

John Wilkes Booth? Guilty

Silky Pony? Guilty

B+rry? You betcha!

...we can play this game longer with DemocRATS than Rethuglikkkans...

Posted by: torabora at April 04, 2010 04:05 PM (Gyxcu)

35 "as the ChiComs have refused to allow him to perform in Beijing and Shanghai"

One of the few blessings of totalitarianism -- you never have to hear Bob Dylan passing a painful bowel movement "singing"

Posted by: American Elephant at April 04, 2010 04:08 PM (2+X4m)

36 Steevy, That's an interesting question. His music has always contained abundant references to Biblical imagery ("God said to Abraham kill me a son" in Highway 61 Revisited as one example). In the mid-late 70's he converted from Judaism to Christianity, actually embracing a pretty fundamentalist strain. It was during this time that his trilogy of gospel albums came out ("Slow train Coming, Saved, Shot of Love"). As the 80's progressed he seemed to move away from fundamentalist Christianity and seemed to re-embrace his Jewish roots. The "Under the Red Sky" album features a photo taken during a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. A lot of his work to this day retains a lot of Judeo-Christian religious imagery. "Ring them Bells" off of "Oh Mercy" is a prime example.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 04:09 PM (Ncr1R)

37 You know his pro-Israel song, Neighborhood Bully, right? It's great. Don't think I have ever heard it, but I've read the lyrics.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2010 04:12 PM (4Kl5M)

38 Adrian, Yeah, I do like Nashville Skyline. "Girl From the North Country" and "Tonight I'll Be Staying here With You" in particular.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 04:14 PM (Ncr1R)

39 just heard mcnabb was traded to the redskins.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:18 PM (5V4wO)

40 Just an update/progress report on how my Easter is progressing. I could only find some specialty Easter chocolate company's bunny, and it was the solid kind anyhow, so I declined that as I'm not a huge fan of their chocolate. Fortunately i was able to locate some mini-Cadbury chocolate bunnies (yes, solid). Cadbury is a company that knows a thing or two about chocolate and this went well! At the grocery store itself, the lady whose been either flirting or engaging me in conversation for the last several times did so again. Again I failed to pull the trigger and get her number/email address/Facebook, which would be trivially easy. I'm still not over the remnants of "relationship thinking" and sitting on my hands when I really shouldn't. So taking the action I know I should take on this score has been a hit or miss thing. And now I'll sit down, enjoy a good meal, and give thanks for the capitalist commercial system that makes all this possible. I think I'll put on some more Bob Dylan.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 04:20 PM (0fq7b)

41 41 Wow,traded in the division.That is a big FU at Donovan like,"we aren't worried you'll make us pay."

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 04:20 PM (EzAq4)

42 41 just heard mcnabb was traded to the redskins.

My friends aren't going to like that.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 04, 2010 04:21 PM (c0A3e)

43 He's Canadian. He's a fucking idiot , do not lump the rest of us in with his ilk .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 04, 2010 04:22 PM (a9UO0)

44 38 William Blake & Ernest Hemingway used many biblical references in their works, & they were atheists, IIRC.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 04, 2010 04:22 PM (yfJ6g)

45
Get it?

Not really.

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:24 PM (Szkjn)

46 well, i'm in the limbaugh camp and think mcnabb is overrated and still can't believe people take him seriously after he puked and choked during the superbowl, but at this point anyone is a step up for the redskins, no?

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:24 PM (5V4wO)

47
just heard mcnabb was traded to the redskins.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 08:18 PM (5V4wO)







NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 04:25 PM (t72+4)

48 but i don't know, i heard it on the radio, but it's not at yahoo sports yet, maybe it didn't happen.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:26 PM (5V4wO)

49 Yeah, Miss'80'sBaby....they may have been. But Dylan was pretty out front about his beliefs....There are some famous bootlegs from his live shows during the later 70's and early 80's where he was really a "fire and brimstone" kinda guy...even castigating his audiences for being insufficiently devout. There is a relatively recent interview that he did on 60 minutes (sometime in the last 5 or 6 years i think) where he talked openly and genuinely about his faith. So I don't think he does it merely as an artistic device...I think its something that is pretty important to him.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 04:28 PM (Ncr1R)

50 #50  Here's the story.

McNabb Heading to Washington.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 04, 2010 04:28 PM (c0A3e)

51 I respect Bob Dylan for talking openly and genuinely about his faith.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 04:28 PM (0fq7b)

52 espn.com does have it, though, so i am standing by my scoop.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:29 PM (5V4wO)

53
holy shit, is Mike Vick gonna start for the Eagles? That would be so sweet to see how the NFL handles that one, those turds.

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:29 PM (Szkjn)

54

Can't play this video in Canada. Grrrr.

McNabb to Washington?!

Well, Campbell's gone or sure, but I wonder if they still want Bradford.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2010 04:30 PM (Mmw0q)

55 All I know about Carter is what was in the movie.  Did something else come out about that, or is it just one of those O.J.  "You're guilty as shit and we all know it" things?

Posted by: Secundus at April 04, 2010 04:30 PM (WuvMD)

56 thanks, Kratos! In the end, there will only be chaos, and incompletions.

Posted by: Adrian at April 04, 2010 04:30 PM (5V4wO)

57
Here's the story.


McNabb Heading to Washington.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 04, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)





Oh dear lord, even with Shanahan in town, Danny boy is still stuck on stupid.

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 04:31 PM (t72+4)

58 56 They probably couldn't make a deal to get Bradford.Yahoo sports says as a fallback they wanted McNabb.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 04:31 PM (EzAq4)

59
The Redskins will never win while Dan Snyder owns that team. He's just a lousy owner.

And I can't believe Wade Phillips still has a job in Dallas.

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:32 PM (Szkjn)

60 Dylans's better songs

Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Tangled up in Blue
Not Dark Yet

In his day, Bob Zimmerman was great; it ain't his day any longer, but his songs are still there to be heard and enjoyed

and Canadian Christoph, enjoy the free speech here that your own decaying country won't allow you.  Bon chance..........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 04, 2010 04:32 PM (JrRME)

61

Just an update/progress report on how my Easter is progressing.

This self-serving diatribe is very similar to the annoying assholes who mail out a letter with their Christmas card describing their children's bowel habits or why their kids are the smartest in the class. 

At the grocery store itself, the lady whose been either flirting or engaging me in conversation for the last several times did so again.

By no means does this litany of nonsense make you a hetrosexual.  Cocksuckers also converse with women.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 08:20 PM (0fq7b)

Posted by: Fish at April 04, 2010 04:33 PM (M5t+h)

62 They probably couldn't make a deal to get Bradford.Yahoo sports says as a fallback they wanted McNabb.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 08:31 PM (EzAq4)

--Now they may get Classen an make him a project.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2010 04:34 PM (Mmw0q)

63
oh, and I mentioned earlier this week that Tim Tebow was being courted by the Patriots and rumor has it he might play...tight end. How do you like them apples?

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:34 PM (tMSKg)

64 61 Like his dad "Bum"did he somehow stays employed despite yearly failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 04:35 PM (EzAq4)

65 And I can't believe Wade Phillips still has a job in Dallas.
  Jerry likes a coach he can push around.

Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2010 04:35 PM (gLSaO)

66 65 Look for Tebow to be used at multiple positions and in the single wing(I wont call it "wildcat").

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 04:36 PM (EzAq4)

67 Speaking of obscure things, they finally found Olivia Newton Johns husband who has been missing for years and thought to be dead at sea, i know most of you have put your lives on hold until you found closure on this, you're welcome.

Posted by: koopy at April 04, 2010 04:39 PM (ctR4U)

68 FYI, Christoph, "upsetedness" is not a word

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 04, 2010 04:39 PM (JrRME)

69

#69 --Hmmmmm, a former "partner"of ONJ?  And those earrings in the right er in the photo?

I smell a Ricky Martin.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2010 04:43 PM (Mmw0q)

70 What I love about Dylan is "Self Portrait"; the deliberate awful double album he made so the effin' hippies would move on and leave him out of their BS.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at April 04, 2010 04:46 PM (8WOM0)

71 Easy on the Canucks. The mighty PPCLI have over 100 dead serving mostly in firefights and Allied operations. The word from the Taliban- avoid these guys. Enough said. Happy Easter, fellow christians.

Posted by: military engineer from Calgary at April 04, 2010 04:47 PM (6p3E9)

72 73 We respect Canucks who respect us.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 04:50 PM (EzAq4)

73 "Cocksuckers also converse with women." Ah, feel the love. Being in the presence of spiritually more advanced people is so uplifting. I'm not a cocksucker as you put it, but so what if I was? My only reasons for not doing so are aesthetic, certainly neither ethical nor moral.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 04:51 PM (0fq7b)

74
hahahaha, okay, Mr Spok

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:52 PM (tMSKg)

75 Pecos Bill, Self Portrait! Everytime I listen to his awful version of "The Boxer" (featuring Dylan singing harmony with Dylan) I crack up. A few years back, Dylan toured with Paul Simon. I wonder if that subject ever came up?

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 04:54 PM (Ncr1R)

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:56 PM (tMSKg)

77 That's a Hammond (B or C), not a "Church Organ" per se. Although you will find many, many, many Hammonds in churches.

Posted by: Barth Dacron at April 04, 2010 04:58 PM (jUuxu)

78 If dogs run free, why can't we?

Posted by: rawmuse at April 04, 2010 04:58 PM (OQ3LO)

79
Well, I'm not pointing any fingers ^^^ but, somebody ^^^ killed the blog.

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 04:58 PM (Szkjn)

80 I'm not a cocksucker as you put it, but so what if I was? My only reasons for not doing so are aesthetic, certainly neither ethical nor moral.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 08:51 PM (0fq7b)

Is this a rhetorical question.?  Or just more upsetedness?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 04, 2010 05:02 PM (JrRME)

81
btw, AoS passed 75 million hits

Posted by: This is ff at April 04, 2010 05:03 PM (Szkjn)

82

INTERNET-(AP) Renowned Canadian commenter Christoph runs into building and takes several chickens hostage at gunpoint. -developing

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 05:03 PM (t72+4)

83 I'm not a cocksucker as you put it . You either suck cock , or you do not suck cock .

Posted by: Diceman at April 04, 2010 05:05 PM (a9UO0)

84 I'm trying to not be offensive or insulting here but you Dylan fans... doesn't his godawful croaking voice and almost total inability to sing put a dent in his musical career, just a little?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2010 05:07 PM (PQY7w)

85 Can't have a Dylan thread without this, you know what it is don't you? Course you do, skip ahead to about three minutes in if'fn you wanna just get to teh bidness.

Posted by: koopy at April 04, 2010 05:07 PM (ctR4U)

86

I'm not a cocksucker as you put it, but so what if I was? My only reasons for not doing so are aesthetic, certainly neither ethical nor moral.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 08:51 PM (0fq7b)





Have a seat Christoph. Whats in the bag ?

Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 04, 2010 05:07 PM (t72+4)

87 Ace of Spades, US (AP) Pretentious Canadian sitzpinkler delights in stealing Joy from thousands on US Holy Day. CBO announces "We totally expected that, no really."

Posted by: Leon S. Kennedy at April 04, 2010 05:10 PM (a8aYQ)

88 doesn't his godawful croaking voice and almost total inability to sing put a dent in his musical career, just a little?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2010 09:07 PM (PQY7w)


yes.  At least he's not intimidating.  You listen to Dylan for the lyrics and the instrumentals.  The voice...come with the territory


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 04, 2010 05:11 PM (JrRME)

89 I find Dylan's voice charming and sincere in a way that Mariah Carey could never approach. I think the same of Larry "Wild Man" Fischer, too.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 04, 2010 05:18 PM (wOtDN)

90

 By the way, is that link going to pop up for "The Pacific". I watched it last Sunday. Don't have HBO and i'm not supporting the Canadian cable version that refuses to broadcast Fox News. I'll make a note of the link this week.

 They talk of Chesty Puller but have not built his role enough. He was the major reason for the victory south and west of Bloody Ridge. Basilone got the Medal of Honor there ,and Puller's 7th Regiment had up to three times the allotted quota of machine guns. Puller got his third of five Navy crosses that he received during his service. The mortars and artillery went through a dump and a half of ammunition that night also. Puller borrowed Army troops to reinforce his positions. Without Puller's experience, they would have been overun and control of Henderson field  would have been lost.

 Puller won Navy Crosses in Haiti, Nicaraugua, Guadalcanal, Peluliu, and Inchon. That's your second highest ranking medal. Why he never was awarded a Medal of Honor, I'll never know. The Pavuvu(Peluliu) campaign is upcoming and Puller should be highlighted, i hope.

Posted by: military engineer from Calgary at April 04, 2010 05:19 PM (6p3E9)

91 Pyongyang, DPRK (AP) After internet search for "Famous Canadian Sitzpinklers", North Korean leader Kim Jong-il concedes "Cristoph... wow, what a douche!"

Posted by: Leon S. Kennedy at April 04, 2010 05:24 PM (a8aYQ)

92 Actually, C. Taylor, part of the reason I like Dylan is because of his voice. Take a dude from the same era who most people would say could sing: Paul McCartney comes to mind. I think that a lot of Dylan's songs would lose a significant part of their power, their "bite", if the vocalist were a choir boy instead of a snarling, nasally guy. Besides, as Dylan himself once said, he can hit every note that Caruso could, and he can hold his breath twice as long!

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 05:25 PM (Ncr1R)

93 92 I think his outspoken attitude probably cost him the MoH.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2010 05:29 PM (EzAq4)

94 Pyongyang, DPRK (AP) After internet search for "Famous Canadian Sitzpinklers", North Korean leader Kim Jong-il concedes "Cristoph... wow, what a douche!"

Posted by: Leon S. Kennedy at April 04, 2010 09:24 PM (a8aYQ)

--Shouldn't that read, "Row, what a douche!"

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2010 05:32 PM (Mmw0q)

95 I'm not a cocksucker as you put it, but so what if I was?

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 08:51 PM (0fq7b)

Well, apparently nothing wrong with it except you go through life being a.......... well, to put it gently, a cocksucker. 

Posted by: Fish at April 04, 2010 05:32 PM (M5t+h)

96 To take the ^ comment further: Take Dylan's song "Idiot Wind". There is no way McCartney improves that song. Dylan owns it. Ironically, since I've thrown the Beatles into the mix, Lennon could've covered it too. Why? Because vocally Lennon had some similarities with Dylan. I could totally hear Dylan singing "Working Class Hero"....but no way could I buy Dylan singing McCartney's "Listen to What the Man Says" or "Maybe I'm Amazed". It's not a slam against either guy. I like them both.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 05:35 PM (Ncr1R)

97 "Well, apparently nothing wrong with it except you go through life being a........." True and maybe we'll never know the joys. I've heard several women including a frequent commenter on these threads say that being a......... has its charms.

Posted by: Christoph at April 04, 2010 05:38 PM (0fq7b)

98
NEW YORK-(AP) Famous Canadian AoS commenters book "Christoph's Rules Of Ettiquette" debuts at #1 on N.Y. Times Best Seller List.

Excerpt-

"When attending a funeral for your best friend, it is totally acceptable to hit on his wife,........even while she is overcome with grief "

"As an atheist, one of my favorite things to do is to attend a church on Easter and right in the middle of the service let out a long hot wet ripper and run out laughing.

And not just any run of the mill ripper either, but one of those juicy egg salad and Molson ones."

Posted by: Blazer at April 04, 2010 05:39 PM (t72+4)

99 No fucking WAY I would go back to that suck ass band.

Posted by: Robert Plant at April 04, 2010 05:46 PM (bMr/a)

100

Great song, I'd never heard it before.

I recommend his autobiography, it is awesome. The audiobook is even more awesome because you get to hear Sean Penn misspronounce words ( he pronounces the "Juan" in Don Juan as "Jew-on").

I try to pretentd that that whole Hurricane thing never happened.

Posted by: Cee Arr at April 04, 2010 05:54 PM (oBcy6)

101 "Maybe I'm Amazed". Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 09:35 PM (Ncr1R) In the vein of Zevon doing "Back in the High Life Again", I would love to hear Dylan cover "Maybe I'm Amazed".

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 04, 2010 06:06 PM (wOtDN)

102 Dread Pirate, You may get that chance, lol. There is talk that Dylan and McCartney may team-up and write/record some stuff in the near future. I didn't know Zevon sang Wynwood's tune. Is it on itunes?

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 06:12 PM (Ncr1R)

103 Jack, What's your favorite Dylan live album. I love Hard Rain and Before the Flood. Would you reccomend the Rolling Thunder Review one or any others. I like the live stuff better.

Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 06:14 PM (K/NMH)

104 Do like the Zevon cover. Wasn't that on his final album?

Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 06:16 PM (K/NMH)

105 MiT, I love the Rolling Thunder Stuff! I'm a big fan of the Blood on the Tracks/Planet Waves/Desire stuff, so that period works for me. One of his Genuine Bootleg Series is Called "Live '75"...I really like that CD...there is an "unofficial release" called "Hold The Fort for All It's Worth" (A Rolling Thunder Concert from a 1976 gig at Fort Worth, Texas I believe) that is also terrific. "Live '66" is another set in the "officially released bootleg" series, and it's great...features the British tour with the Band (then known as the Hawks). It features the legendary "PLay Fucking Loud" performance of "Like a Rolling Stone".

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 06:23 PM (Ncr1R)

106 MiT, Oh...and stay far, far away from the "Dylan and the Dead" live album......that's really pretty awful. The Grateful Dead did release an album of live Dylan covers, though, called "Postcards of the Hangings". That's pretty good, if you like the Dead.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 06:32 PM (Ncr1R)

107 I've heard the infamous "play it fucking loud" bootleg and will check out the others you reccomend. I think the Blood on the Tracks album is his best. Shelter from the Storm really resonates with me for some reason. That being said, Highway 61 is awfully powerful to. Any insight to the "water / storm" imagery around the names for some of the live albums? (Budakan(?sp) being an exception. His performance on The Last Waltz was top notch as well. I guess he woke them up after Neil Diamond!

Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 06:32 PM (K/NMH)

108 I really don't know if there is significance to the water/storm stuff and the titles of the live albums. There was "before the flood" with the Band in 1974, and "hard rain" in 1976, but off the top of my head i think those are the only two "watery" titled live albums. There is a bootleg called "After the Flood" of the concert with the Band. I think the sound quallity on it is pretty poor though.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 06:46 PM (Ncr1R)

109 He is risen indeed, Alleluia. Peace and joy to all you morons.

Posted by: MM at April 04, 2010 06:46 PM (JyNpR)

110 Do like the Zevon cover. Wasn't that on his final album? Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 10:16 PM (K/NMH) Yeah, The Wind I think. I'm a bit ambivalent about good stuff being allowed on itunes. Then again, I have to live my entire life knowing that shithead Coppola raped Conrad's beautiful novella, so I guess this is peanuts.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 04, 2010 06:50 PM (wOtDN)

111 Oh, and MiT, since you like Blood on the Tracks... There is a great bootleg (I think it's called "The New York Sessions") that features the original versions of the songs for that album. Basically...Dylan recorded the tracks and took it home and played it for his brother. His brother convinced him to re-record about half of the songs. So Dylan recut them and ended up with the versions that made it on the final album.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 04, 2010 06:52 PM (Ncr1R)

112 I had read that about BoT but did not nkow the originals survived. I'll look for that. I was thinking that The Rolling Thunder Review counted as water imagery as well. Before the Flood, my bad, It's Alright Ma is powerful, especially when he gets to the line about "even the President of the United State sometimes must stand naked" I think Nixon was about to resign when they recorded the album. The crowd roars. As a side note, ever think about doing a post on great covers? One of my favorite things to look for / listen to are cover songs.

Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 07:02 PM (K/NMH)

113 As a side note, ever think about doing a post on great covers? One of my favorite things to look for / listen to are cover songs. Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 11:02 PM (K/NMH) I used to collect that kind of stuff (I probably still have that old 45 of Devo doing "Workin' in a Coal Mine" somewhere), but the instant you find yourself downloading Anal Cunt just to hear their take on "Stayin' Alive", stop. You are taking it too far.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 04, 2010 07:09 PM (wOtDN)

114 Hah, I guess cover for covers sake can be problematic. I will say I've been surprised though, Waylon Jennings' Gold Dust Woman and The Sex Pistols Stepping Stone or Roadrunner. Even heard Neil Young cover All Along the Watchtower today. I would draw the line at Black Flag covering, oh, Janis Ians At Seventeen.

Posted by: Moron in Training at April 04, 2010 07:21 PM (K/NMH)

115 That song sucks.

It sounds like Bob Dylan.

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 04, 2010 10:48 PM (40yOy)

Posted by: curious at April 05, 2010 02:23 AM (p302b)

117 Sorry, I am late to this party!

I used to like Bob Dylan peripherally, but somehow started watching some documentaries about him and even read his autobiography, and I am just so impressed with his character. Now I genuinely love him and wish nothing but good things for him.

There is a particularly good You Tube clip of him partying in a hotel room with a bunch of hippies including Donovan in London, and someone gets crazy and throws a bottle onto the sidewalk, and he goes off on the people for behaving so poorly. You can tell even then he had morals and integrity.

And Blood on the Tracks is is best album in my view.

As for his conversion, that was such an interesting time. The guy who converted him was Keith Green, a Jesus "freak" (not meant pejoratively, just part of that movement), who genuinely loved God and sought a genuine walk with Him. There were quite a few fundamental type believers back in the day. There were a lot of us who believed that way, but as time went on, it became more about just the love of God  - living by the spirit and not the law. I think that is what happened to Bob - in the beginning, you walk in the law, but God apprehends your heart, and loving God just becomes part of who you are, and you are changed from the inside out in a very profound way. This is how I see the mellowing of Bob.

Posted by: Robin at April 05, 2010 07:41 AM (6uXZa)

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