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January 19, 2010

Accept the Pudding, Norah O'Donnel
— Ace

My shot, then Drew's shot.

As you probably know, it's kind of over.

One of the Cook report's guys already called it, saying if he were at a network, he'd make the call.

Soon.

Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM | Comments (271)
Post contains 44 words, total size 1 kb.

http://tinyurl.com/ycpoonh

too early?

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 05:04 PM (x9lGm)

2 pudding good

Posted by: Jello at January 19, 2010 05:04 PM (1tAB7)

3 Eat it, Norah, eat it! Yeah! Ace, you are The Man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:04 PM (UOM48)

4 We're not worthy.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (qyKoF)

5 Don't get me started.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (GfYt/)

6 First!

Posted by: NotMe! at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (z4N6v)

7 AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (eXWg4)

Drew's shot????

Is it for the "money"?

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (QrA9E)

9 I'd like to give Norah O'Donnell a Jello pearl necklace. Too bad she's the commie equivalent of Tokyo Rose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (9Cooa)

10 Puddin' is delicious!

Posted by: LL Cool J at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (gJL6J)

11 53/46 Brown w/60% in.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:05 PM (QrA9E)

12 I'm gonna be diabetic before this night is over.

Posted by: George LOL Orwell at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (LMfg6)

13 BTW: LARRY SABATO IS CALLING IT FOR SCOTT BROWN (see Hot Air)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (9Cooa)

14 she's on the air, show the pudding!!!!

Posted by: navydippinghisballsjoe at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (lHWXP)

15 Dip the nip!!!!

Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (IrrtG)

16 Live Updated Results:

Brown 53%
Coakley 46%
Kennedy 1%

60% reporting

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (eXWg4)

17 You are having wayyy too much fun.

Posted by: Texmom at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (WzN8I)

18 I sense she's a kitteh who likes chan-day...

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (GfYt/)

19 That's what I call the money shot! Cowbell!!!!!

Posted by: Tim Down South at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (sOCES)

20 I'm gonna be diabetic before this night is over. Posted by: George LOL Orwell at January 19, 2010 09:06 PM (LMfg6) I'm gonna be drunk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:06 PM (0GFWk)

21 if you wanna read libtard despair this is the place: http://twitter.com/#search?q=Massachusetts

Posted by: Storstein at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (SfpsN)

22 Wasserman & Sabato are still holding to their predictions of 14min ago. S said, "It is already obvious that Scott Brown will win the Senate seat in MA."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (zmiSr)

23 That pudding sure does get around. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: KelliD at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (Q9Cny)

24 Damn it, Ace! Get in her shot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (UOM48)

I'm not getting the pudding jokes?

Can someone explain plz?

Posted by: Sir Elliot at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (DUNS7)

26 hahahahahahhahaaha

Posted by: trailortrash at January 19, 2010 05:07 PM (2Z+7j)

27 Hannity is nothing if not careful... "we may be able to call this thing soon"....

Posted by: Cynthia at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (/KcMn)

28 It puts the pudding on the Norah......

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (Iq/G6)

29 dippin' and enjoyin'

Posted by: MAJ O at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (ThQkB)

30 Nora. I want to make pudding on you.

Posted by: Che Pizza at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (4iIhs)

31 100% Top Shelf Work Ace!

Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (rzJpR)

32 if you wanna read libtard despair this is the place:

http://twitter.com/#search?q=Massachusetts

Posted by: Storstein at January 19, 2010 09:07 PM (SfpsN)

--Oh no, I'm saving my one visit to the Dark Side for DU or Kos (I'm hoping later tonight someone will tip me as to whic is better).

Schadenfreude!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:08 PM (gJL6J)

33 pudding=ace's ball dipping sauce

Posted by: RobD at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (wGIVf)

Ahaha nevermind I remebered what it's about now.

My bathtub is filled with pudding for tonight.

Posted by: Sir Elliot at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (DUNS7)

35 Drudge just crashed...could it be that Red tide that just swept over the nation?

Posted by: thefritz at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (pH+yu)

36 Rachel Madcow seems.....sad, or something.

Check out the Coakley headquarters. If that bitch pulls this off and wins, well, the Boston Machine will still be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (UOM48)

37 Live Updated Results:

Brown 53%
Coakley 46%
Kennedy 1%

63% reporting

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (eXWg4)

38 I am on beer number 5 already. If this happens I gave my word I would shotgun a beer and dip. I swear I don't have the pudding now because I was a fucking wimp Eeyore, I will buy it tommorrow and do it at work.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (V/EYZ)

39 63% - 53 / 46 Brown

Posted by: saishutu at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (OV2dy)

40 Ok, we've got the name of the winner in now, just waiting on official confirmation so we can safely drop this name. It's a doozy folks...

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (qyKoF)

41 Robert Stacy McCain at Brown HQ Announced Brown Win! Their live feed is off the air now.

Posted by: John McCain (RINO-AZ) at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (yo0zc)

42 Yeah, a little help on the pudding thing please.

I've heard some stories about Norah that lead me to believe that there are LOTS of good pictures around from her college days.

Posted by: Diddy at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (TdCWv)

43 Nice! I was going to flip over to MSNBC and I can't find the channel. I don't think I've ever watched.

Posted by: Trish at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (yqhkv)

44 Best night at Ace's in years.

Posted by: mare at January 19, 2010 05:09 PM (X1fsj)

45 HAHAHAHA!

I hope that pudding was already dipped........double dipped even.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (275r1)

46 Pudding? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (4iIhs)

47 are we gonna see a pudding cup officially take the place of the flaming skull?

Posted by: ramms at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (2ghqI)

48 Ace is the place, bitches!

Posted by: John Madden at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (qyKoF)

49 Triple flaming skulls!?!

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (GfYt/)

50 Right hand Ace, left hand Drew- For the double (quadruple?) dip!

Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (IrrtG)

51 Teddy who?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (0GFWk)

52 I got my keys ready, Miller Light in hand, and am hoping I am shotgunning a beer on a worknight. How sick am I?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (V/EYZ)

Coming in fast

65% still 63/46

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (QrA9E)

54 You're foul. /

Posted by: Frost v. Gore at January 19, 2010 05:10 PM (GHCrC)

55 I just dipped my balls in OVER NINE THOUSAND pudding packs at once.

Posted by: George Washington at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (DUNS7)

56
Right now Marcia-Marcia-Marcia would need every one of those 100k+ dead voters to show up and support her right now to stay in the race.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (RsjrV)

57
This is fucking awesome!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (00r+V)

58 Ruffini just called for Brown.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (/RwSS)

59 Mr. Pink, that will require pictures for verification.

Posted by: KelliD at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (Q9Cny)

60 Heh. Mean Dean is on. I wonder which of his keepers gets the cat hair off his suit? The guy looks not only loony, but nasty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (UOM48)

61 Oops 53/46 typo

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (QrA9E)

62 I don't think that's her flavor....

Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (OOgDc)

63 Hi, I am head of Kraft Foods. I just jumped off my cheese wagon to offer you a sponsorship for Jell-O pudding. How much do you want?

Posted by: J.L. Kraft at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (QxP6W)

64 oh please
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Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (Awf4A)

65 Dipping balls in pudding has funded 144,000 jobs.

Posted by: Peter Orszag at January 19, 2010 05:11 PM (PepU0)

66 Dude is this crap really over already? This is like watching Tyson lose to Buster Douglas and having bet all your money on Buster. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (V/EYZ)

67 maybe we could get slublog working on a pic of the flaming skull dipped in pudding

Posted by: ramms at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (2ghqI)

68 FLAMING SKULL PLEASE

Posted by: Scott Brown at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (BGZTJ)

69 Happy Anusversary dear leader.... ENJOY!

Posted by: I Botros at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (Ks783)

70 Robert Parker is dead. This is Rahm Emanuel's vengeance.

Posted by: John McCain (RINO-AZ) at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (yo0zc)

71 Bring me your ballz!!!!

Posted by: The Puddin' of Wrath at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (4iIhs)

72 Balls , get ready to meet pudding .

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (a9UO0)

73 7% is way outside the margin of challenge.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (DIYmd)

74 RUFFINI CALLED IT!!! THREE FLAMING SKULLS, DAMN YOU ACE!!! THREE FLAMING SKULLS!!!

Posted by: section9 at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (H6lGz)

75 DON'T GET COCKY!!!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (ZiQz8)

76 WOO HOO !!! What a great party!

Posted by: Mindy at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (UnVsw)

77 One of you has hairy arms.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (GF+6V)

78 Awesome job Ace, and others.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (muUqs)

79 hahahahaha; CNN doesn't want to talk about the election, only Haiti.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (QrA9E)

80 First the Vikings beat the Cowboys in a playoff game, then the Jets win, and now this.

Signs of the end times.

Posted by: notropis at January 19, 2010 05:12 PM (lfQrB)

Mr. Ace,

I am getting cold, damn it.

Fire me up, PLEASE

Posted by: The Skull at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (2+9Yx)

82 Live Updated Results:

Brown 53%
Coakley 46%
Kennedy 1%

66% reporting

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (eXWg4)

83 U.S. Senate - Unexpired Term - Special General1405 of 2168 Precincts Reporting - 65%
NamePartyVotesVote %
Brown, ScottGOP745,36153%
Coakley, MarthaDem654,07046%
Kennedy, JosephOth14,1741%

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (NLZLH)

84 KelliD I will do it I swear. In my work bathroom. I haven't welched on a bet since I was 12.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (V/EYZ)

85 She looks upset.

Posted by: DaveS at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (z9O1B)

86 Skull me.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (p9CiG)

87 It's time to dance!!!

Posted by: Mindy at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (UnVsw)

88 Things are just rocking at Marcia's HQ.

Posted by: lotocoti at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (2MpGU)

89 Can we dip early?

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (zxrQh)

90 Mass voters send a message to Barry:

http://bit.ly/6dDXY6

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (BFqyO)

91 Ace has got to be getting shit-faced by now.

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (PD1tk)

92 EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (yYD23)

93 79 One of you has hairy arms.

That'd be Norah.

Posted by: notropis at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (lfQrB)

94
Wow I shit you not...

I feel like I just said FUCK YOU to Obama's, Pelosi's, Reid's, Durbin's, Schumer's, and Boxer's faces.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:13 PM (00r+V)

95 That second chick looks like she went a little heavy on the eye shadow.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (GfYt/)

96 My undescended testicle just dropped in order to wallow in some butterscotch goodness!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (9Cooa)

97 Boston 120/254 precincts. Brown 22,965 Coakley 42,138

Posted by: CDR M at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (F9LAD)

98 There's always room for in Jello.

Posted by: Bill H at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (q8CmE)

99 Amherst is still unreported, and Boston still is only just under half in... I think when they close to fully report, we'll get some media calls

Posted by: Doc at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (rzJpR)

100 HEY MR. PINK:

FROM ONE EEYORE TO ANOTHER -- FEELS GREAT, DON'T IT?

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (yYD23)

101 Wow. I'm into bottle of wine No. 2 and I don't feel drunk. I'm high on this election!

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (UOM48)

102 Aw, c'mon, these MSDNC hacks don't deserve the unused, sealed containers being offered to them.

They need to get the open, used Jell-O's and savor the salty, bittersweet flavor of teabaggin' victory tonight.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (rh0KQ)

103

Coakle(e)y : Chargers

Brown : Jets

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (gJL6J)

104 Hee hee hee, those pics are gonna be legendary, Nora looks pissed.

Posted by: koopy at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (XllG0)

105 Did I just hear Dean blame this on Bush on Maddow???!!!! Hoo boy.

Posted by: InCali at January 19, 2010 05:14 PM (PFubb)

106 Hoist the colors.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (NLZLH)

107 We're starting to slow down the blog!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (zbH+i)

108

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. Brown has this thing in the bag.

Had someone told me a month and a half ago that Brown would win, I'd have knocked them over the head and dragged them to the nearest psych ward.

I wonder how drunk the Kennedys are right about now?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (VVDUu)

109 Barnstable...Ted Kennedy's home town...went for Brown 61%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rocks at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (OOgDc)

110 Ring a ding ding ding doh. Pants on the ground!

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (7ull1)

111 We won? We won?!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Take that, Teh Uniter! We're coming for you Pelosi and Reid. And we're not gonna stop!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (gofDd)

112 IT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL TEABAGGINGS!

Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (A4O7+)

113
/Dannon pudding commercial

This is like pissing on Rahm Emmanuel good.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (00r+V)

114 Schadenfreude tastes like butterscotch and the sweet tears of libtards. But mostly butterscotch.

Time to drink now.

Posted by: Minka at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (YBLDL)

115 Howz Norah's ass?

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (5zYbb)

116 They need to get the open, used Jell-O's and savor the salty, bittersweet flavor of teabaggin' victory tonight.

Hah, the perfect gift to send to Olberfuckhead.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:15 PM (OUqZe)

117 I switched over to Olberballsack's show a few times to see the long faces and he had Matthews on at the end and Matthews was sitting in a gin mill looking like he was at a funeral. Matthews is supposed to be back on with his own show at 10:00PM, I wonder if he'll make it. It may be funny to watch, he may be half shit-faced.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (h8aDP)

118 Booyah!!!!!!

Time to pull the Polish Vodka out of the freezer.

Looks like the server over at Hot Air is melting. Heh, light-weights.

So much for Hoax and Chains.

Suck on it Donks!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (lYKj1)

119 Take Back the City Tonight!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_hkrQNAQo

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (zbH+i)

120

Madcow asked Howard Dean whose "fault" this is. His answer? W. Why? Because we have unemployment at 10%.

Obkb.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (lNw1b)

121 can we start being happy yet?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (SB0V2)

122 Live Updated Results:

Brown 53%
Coakley 46%
Kennedy 1%

69% reporting

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (eXWg4)

123 Redmass says Brown holding at 33% in Boston, they sound excited about that. Guess they would know.

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (2+9Yx)

124

COACH! Put me in coach! I'm ready to play Coach! Just put me in!

Posted by: THE FLAMING SKULL at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (DUNS7)

125 Shit, I'm running out and buying some pudding tonight!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (gofDd)

126 Can we get a picture of Norah's empty head exploding?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (fxY6y)

127 I don't drink on Week nights unless it's a special event....I tend to get hangovers very easily....but tonight - hangover be damned! I'll go to work tomorrow with my head pounding, stomach in turmoil, and a smile on my face.

There really is a thing called "Hope and Change"

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (llSaz)

128 Look at Norah's unhappy little liberal face.

I drink your tears Norah!

Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (A4O7+)

129 Life is good, Ted is slowly rotating on the Barbed Cock Of Satan, and Brown is the Holy Water to this abomination of an administration.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (erIg9)

130 Are we going back to the dyke bar to see Maddow and Matthews again...his neck is probably getting a lot of action right about now. Sidebar...Hannity is hard to watch, and not funny.

Posted by: ford at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (Ki7fm)

131
Scott's on RKO now!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:16 PM (00r+V)

132 I gotta believe Dick Cheney has a fondue pot of chocolate on a low flame for his dipping pleasure

Posted by: Frank G at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (I+To0)

133 "dunk" is the new "drink"

Posted by: trailortrash at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (2Z+7j)

134 This is really nothing compared to what we did in New York. Do you realize that a Republican had held that seat for 739 years?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (qyKoF)

135 I'm so happy I could suck Rachel Maddow's dick!

Posted by: demoncrat at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (GkYyh)

136 I'm balls deep in this pudding.

I mean... it's good.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (cMo6P)

137 Prepare to unleash the Snoopy....

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (G11C+)

138 102 HOLY FUCKING HELL YEAH IT DOES. I GOT A NICE MONEY MOVIE QUOTE ONCE THE SKULLS ARE COMING UP. THEN IM SHOTGUNNING MY BEER AND LIGHTING ONE UP.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (V/EYZ)

139 COAKLEY JUST CALLED BROWN TO CONCEDE, accoding to Democrat sources.

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (eXWg4)

140 Boston 52% In Brown 23,813 (33.7%) Coakley: 46, 244 (65.3%)

Posted by: CDR M at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (F9LAD)

141 See if you can get Norah to accept the flaming skull.

Posted by: elliot m at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (rHQQw)

142

When can we riot?

I want to riot.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (F09Uo)

143 Norah is kinda hot.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (muUqs)

144 BTW, I'm back just a bit ago with liquor.

It's a good night.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 05:17 PM (cMo6P)

145

REDMASS SAYS MARCIA HAS CONCEDED!

CALL BROWN!

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (2+9Yx)

146 Barnstable at 61% brown?!!!

Hot Damn! I can move back to the state now!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (zbH+i)

147 138, I'm not that happy.

Posted by: bunninac at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (AuJAz)

148 HotAir has crappy bandwidth

Posted by: Brown Fan at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (BGZTJ)

149 Yikes, both MM.com and Hotair are down. Brown out!

Posted by: Chris R at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (AO4qz)

150 Pity she is such a dumb scrunt because Norah is quite hot.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (uremB)

151 Hey Massholes - how does it feel to once again being known as the "Cradle of Democracy"?

From the Volunteer State - we salute you!

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (92zkk)

152 wow - Luntz needs a shave

Posted by: I Botros at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (Ks783)

153 Norah looks like she's actually in pain.

So sweet, like honey on my tongue, I bask in your liberal angst.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (erIg9)

154

Precincts Reporting: 1,494 of 2,168 (69%)

Scott Brown (R) Â– 791,972 (52.7%)
Martha Coakley (D) Â– 696,751 (46.3%)
Joe Kennedy (I) Â– 15,150 (1.0%)

Posted by: Steph at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (4ITgA)

155 Coakley concedes??? Read it redmass but no link yet.

Posted by: Alcoholic Terrorsit at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (Hr10p)

156 Sidebar...Hannity is hard to watch, and not funny.

Posted by: ford at January 19, 2010 09:16 PM (Ki7fm)

--I'm holding out for Howie Carr later on his show.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (gJL6J)

157 I am so happy to share this morons... Ace...say something. Flaming skulls and flags??? Pudding pie??

Posted by: ford at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (Ki7fm)

158 Hoist the Jolly Roger and break out the grog-barrels, me hearties! This be a night for buccaneers and scallywags to howl at the moon! So voice up, me buckos, and take yer grog straight and strong!

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (QkTOo)

159 Dr Utopia responds:

http://bit.ly/7mMhr0

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (BFqyO)

160

THAT IS "CALLED BROWN"!!

ACE, FLAMING SKULL!!

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (2+9Yx)

161 Hey Kennedy Aristocracy -

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (OUqZe)

162

Geraghty:

Too good not to retweet: RT @chuckdevore - Up next . . . the BOXER REBELLION.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (MNxpu)

163 Ace has got to be getting shit-faced by now.
Posted by: toby928

The pudding wasn't a good enough clue?

Posted by: Iskandar at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (doEqS)

164 Luntz needs a diet.

Posted by: ford at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (Ki7fm)

165 Supposedly, Coakley just conceded.

Posted by: mesablue at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (JcGqX)

166 70% in and Fox still doesn't call it?

Posted by: Cynthia at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (/KcMn)

167 Not drinking till I see the Skull!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (8zsWd)

168 Got a good reason, for taking the Jello cup out
Got a good reason, for taking the Jello cup out, now

'Cause I'm a Bay..... Dipper, one-man ticket, yeah!
It took me so..... long to throw out, and we threw out

She's a big loser, she took just half the vote there
She's a big loser, she took just half the way there, now

'Cause I'm a Bay.... Dipper, one-man ticket, yeah!
It took me so.... long to find out, and I found out

Tried to please her, she'd only shake elite hands
Tried to please her, she only shake elite hands, now

'Cause I'm a Bay.... Dipper, two-ball dunkin', yeah!
It took 'em so.... long to find out, and they found out

Bay Dipper
Bay Dipper, yeah!

Bay Dipper
Bay Dipper, yeah!

Posted by: Big Dipper at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (eDvXz)

169
COAKLEY CONCEDED!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (4aB58)

170 The guys with Luntz are telling it like it is

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (gJL6J)

171

BUT

I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!

I AM BANNING THE ENTIRE STATE OF MASSACHUSETT(E)S

Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (DUNS7)

172
it's over

Scott Brown WON!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (4aB58)

173 Sidebar...Hannity is hard to watch, and not funny.

Ford - I'm not watching the T.V. tonight.....what's going on?

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (llSaz)

174 I've never actually seen Rachel Maddow before. That woman(?) is a hoot.

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (PD1tk)

175 Hey MA! I hate your fucking sports teams and it's too damn cold up there but my dumb Texas ass salutes you!!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (CVZGO)

176 Luntz: Big guy in a little coat.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (BFqyO)

177 The Kos is saying that it's not a referendum on Obama and health care, it's a referendum on Martha Coakley..........................

Posted by: Storstein at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (SfpsN)

178 I want to see Keefums kill himself on live television due to apoplexy over this.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (erIg9)

179 Haha CNN is trying to show as little coverage as they can get away with. Douchenozzles.

Posted by: Jon 801 at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (XAGok)

180 The entire Right-o-Sphere is down.

BROWN OUT!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (zbH+i)

181 Boston.com says a Brown aide said that. Nothing official yet. (From what I can tell)

Posted by: Alcoholic Terrorsit at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Hr10p)

182

AWWWWWWWWWWW, YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH, LET THE DIPPING COMMENCE, RAMMING SPEED !!!!

Congratulations Mass morons and thank you very much for helping to deliver us from tyranny !

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (t72+4)

183 I don't want to think this, but Frank Lutz is REALLY annoying.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Hv1Cx)

184

HotAir has crappy bandwidth

They always have.

Posted by: jewells at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (lv7H+)

185 COAKLEY JUST CONCEDED BY TELEPHONE TO BROWN

Posted by: I Botros at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Ks783)

186 HE WON!!!11!!1!!!

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Z+qzA)

187

Coakley concedes!

Sally orgasm: Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (zw+pb)

188

Hotair? We don't need no stinking Hotair!

Hot damn, I'm drinking! Please join me!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (lNw1b)

189 WooHoo

Posted by: trainer at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (yCWYQ)

190 FOX CALLS IT FOR BROWN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

SUMMON THE FUCKING METEORS!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (erIg9)

191 OH. MY. GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Twinks at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (LeFbD)

192 Hannity reporting that Coakley has conceded!!!!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (VuLos)

193 You my friend, are the worst person in the world.

Posted by: Olberdouche at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (RykTt)

194 coakley concedes! flame flame flame!

Posted by: Derak at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (UALs7)

195 AP projects Brown. (on Hannity)

Posted by: Alcoholic Terrorsit at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Hr10p)

196
Hey, the boss gave himself the finga again!

Posted by: The Rats at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Oxen1)

197

HERE IS TWITTER FEED!

http://tinyurl.com/y9ekm3p

ACE GOT IT FIRST, NOW ON FOX

SKULL SKULL SKULL

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (2+9Yx)

198 AP calls it for Brown. Hannity just said Coakley has conceded.

Posted by: Bugler at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (YCVBL)

199 I'm flying Old Glory tomorrow ... oh yeah! The 2nd Revolution has begun!

Posted by: incognito at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (maxwK)

200

Called Bitches!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (zxrQh)

201 Damn! Happy days, Morons. Goatzee conceded.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (rQ404)

202 sorry for the large font ;-)

Posted by: I Botros at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (Ks783)

203 dipping furiously!!

Posted by: trailortrash at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (2Z+7j)

204 Joy and rejoicing

Posted by: AE at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (kSfPT)

205 SUMMON THE FLAMING SKULLS!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (erIg9)

206 This had nothing to do with me.

Posted by: B. Jonah Obama at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (2MpGU)

207 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (OUqZe)

208 1

http://tinyurl.com/ycpoonh

too early?

Posted by: evil libertarian

i'll quote myself

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (x9lGm)

209 FNC confirms Coakley has conceded.

Posted by: Reiver at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (vTmeT)

210 Norah... Hate her politics. But I'd hit her all night long until she left spike heel marks all over the ceiling. Fox just said Coakley is conceding!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (QECjC)

211 Hoist the Jolly Roger and break out the grog-barrels, me hearties! This be a night for buccaneers and scallywags to howl at the moon! So voice up, me buckos, and take yer grog straight and strong!

Don't forget the Wenches Monty!

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (llSaz)

212 BROWNALANCHE!

BRING ON THE FLAMING TRUCK!

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (eXWg4)

213 I wish I had balls to dip.

"Ball, balls," cried the Queen - "If I had a pair, I'd be the King!"

Posted by: Robin at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (LOWXN)

214 Holy fucking shit.

God damn. Thank you, Massachusett(e)s!!!!

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (BFqyO)

215 I can't freaking believe this! Hangover, here I come!

SUCK IT BARRY!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (UOM48)

216 Time to limber up and pick a flavor. I hope I don't strain a muscle.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (hF8Tn)

217 Get my stock broker... BUY JELL-O! BUY JELL-O!

Posted by: George Soros at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (4Ve/l)

218 Down goes Croakly! Down goes Croakly!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (fxY6y)

219

That hatas at MSNBC are fng catatonic.

Madcow could barely get the words out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (lNw1b)

220 DIPPING BALLS IN MAKER'S MARK

IT BURNS!

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!

HANCOCK RESERVE IS COMING UP NEXT! WE'RE GOING DOWN THE BOURBON TRAIL TONIGHT, MY FRIENDS!!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (zbH+i)

221 My "boys" in Worcester just dipped.

I'm dipping my balls as of this exact second!!!

Screw you, poser shitbirds who mocked the Tea Parties, who missed the bus, who spit the bit and who generally polluted the Internet for the last 12 months. Your fucking stupid dream is dead. Back to reality, bitches.
The Left fucking sucks, the people realized it, now we move on.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (Ab8Sw)

222 SEAT HIM NOW!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (erIg9)

223 Concession is official!

Posted by: Alcoholic Terrorsit at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (Hr10p)

224 this might sound like a dumb question, but what is it with the pudding ?

Posted by: atwoodsux at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (BR2je)

225 the girl singing on browns stage is hawt!

Posted by: trailortrash at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (2Z+7j)

226 COAKLEY CONCEEDS !!!!!!!!

St. Teddy's chair goes Red [in a good sorta way!].

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (lYKj1)

227 But wait she is only a zillion votes down, she can still win this.

Posted by: Eeyore H. Cloud at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (DIYmd)

228

"I Think I Love You"!

Boston Lager has never tasted sweeter.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (5/yRG)

229 I will buy it tommorrow and do it at work. Posted by: Mr. Pink THAT is effin' Hard Core dude. Nice.

Posted by: Terry at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (ddL+W)

230 I do believe Pissy Chrissy is crying.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (lNw1b)

231 For the Tone Deaf

Posted by: franksalterego at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (GKyIE)

232 I pay good money to subscribe to this site and I want my FLAMING SKULL now.

Posted by: Brown Fan at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (BGZTJ)

233 Madam Max sez dinner is ready, and I'm really tempted to dip the twins into the chicken ala king. Hope it's not too hot!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (aC0uO)

234 COAKLEY HAS CONCEDED!

THE PUDDING, IT FEELS SOOOOOOOO GOOD!

Posted by: Eat It Barack at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (J6r7C)

235 Can you pass out from excitement? Oh freakin' mother! Bite my ass all you fuckin' libtard bitches!

Posted by: Steph at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (4ITgA)

236 Best day in last 364. Thank you, Scott Brown and these wonderful Massachusetts voters!

Posted by: LAsue at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (gIrH3)

237 Okay Patriots.......don't ever let up, let go, or compromise your principles.

We've been rolling in our graves long enough!

Posted by: Founding Fathers at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (llSaz)

238 Whoooooooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!!! OMG I can't stand it!!!

Posted by: jewells at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (lv7H+)

239 I've always wanted to bend Nora O over in front of a full lenth mirror.....The lady midgets have arrived, bearing Jello pudding, Busch beer, Mad Dog 20/20, and Kettle One. Nothing but the best for my perverted whores!

Posted by: Moron at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (2h3VW)

240 SNOOPY DANCE EVERYBODY!!!!!

PEOPLES SEAT!

WOOOHOOOOO
Thank you Massachusetts!!!!

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (G11C+)

241 0 for 5 Barry!

Olympics
Virginia
New Jersey
Copenhagen
Massachusetts

0 for 5 Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (fxY6y)

242 Okay Moronettes! What are we dipping into the pudding?

Right now I'm dipping into a great Colorado IPA beer (s)......
Hangover? Bring it fucking on!

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (llSaz)

243 Damn my balls are cold (and creamy).......but I Love it!!!

Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (IrrtG)

244 Hell just froze over.

Posted by: Chas at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (yjDfo)

245

cloud, ergie, Dum-Dum and every other libtard troll who's ever been on here go home and get your f'cking shine-boxes bitches !

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (t72+4)

246 Huzzah!

Wyborowa vodka. Check

Ft. Benning shot glass. Check.

Victory. Check.

Prosit!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (lYKj1)

247

Barack Obama: Reverse Midas Touch Weilder.

Awesome.

Posted by: KingShamus at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (8n1j5)

248 Cheri....Dip the Nips! (please post pictures)

Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (IrrtG)

249 The people of Massachusetts had a temper-tantrum tonight and I need brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Jennings at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (8n1j5)

250 QUICK! Somebody hide Rahm's Steak Knife!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (QECjC)

251 ACE! A gentleman always opens the pudding container for a lady.

Posted by: moi at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (7FgWm)

252 Tune into Rachel Maddow and gloat.

Posted by: kansas at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (Wwi5M)

253 Ace abandoned us without the flaming skull. bastid

Posted by: Brown Fan at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (BGZTJ)

254 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SUMMON THE FUCKING METEORS! Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner At Large sonofabitch does soda through the nose hurt!!!!

Posted by: Terry at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (ddL+W)

255 There's a skull....Drew put it up.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (VuLos)

256 And now, a special song dedication from the Tea Party folks to Ms. Coakley:

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. An' he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reaching down. When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up. At the terror in each sip and in each sup. For you partake of that last offered cup, Or disappear into the potter's ground. When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom. Then the father hen will call his chickens home. The wise men will bow down before the throne. And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown. When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still. Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still. Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still. Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound. When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. "

"When the Man Comes Around"-Johnny Cash

Posted by: ebrown2 at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (6x5iF)

257 Cheri....Dip the Nips! (please post pictures)

I'm on it brother and feeeeeelzzz good!

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (llSaz)

258 Wonder what channel Barry's watching tonight?

Basketball or a documentary about himself on HBO, like during the VA and NJ election nights?

'Cause, y'know, this was just some rinky dink, po-dunk election down in...uh...uh...I know where I am...the Commonwealth of MassachusettEs.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (rh0KQ)

259

My thanks, Good People of Massachusetts. This is a great, great moment.

And Rachel Maddow just called at more than half of you "irrational" and the "victims" of a dishonest campaign. I guess she'd know, since she helped to orchestrate one last year. She and Matthews are such complete tools.

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2010 05:43 PM (zw+pb)

260 Anyone know when Brown's victory speech will be televised?

Any live stream?

Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (llSaz)

261 Norah does not appear to be pleased.

Posted by: marie at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (GuTKr)

262 Shit, I'm running out and buying some pudding tonight!
Posted by: wherestherum

You have made me the happiest Moron in the world.
Even happier if you send me a picture

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (1O93r)

263 I'm crying hot salty tears of regret.

Posted by: Nora O. at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (Qpxxz)

264 241 I've always wanted to bend Nora O over in front of a full lenth mirror

While fantasizing about Molly Line. . .

Posted by: burnt toast at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (x8U/s)

265 I need a wet nappy.
I got cold pudding and hot pudding all over the place!

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (Awf4A)

266 Dippers instructions: Pudding, though preferable, is not required for proper ball & nip dipping. Indeed any cool and sufficiently creamy substance may serve as an adequate dipping medium. Try Dave's "Texas Special", the ever popular guacamole (though you should refrain from the habenaro guac unless you are an experienced dipper, or insane- like Dave).

Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (IrrtG)

267 How cum I got more pudding now than when I started,,,

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 19, 2010 05:54 PM (Awf4A)

268 265 I'm crying hot salty tears of regret. Posted by: Nora O. at January 19, 2010 09:49 PM (Qpxxz) I'm SO sorry, Nora! I didn't mean to jam it in quite so hard... are your tonsils OK??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 06:01 PM (QECjC)

269 Marcia just thanked the entire Kennedy family. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (QECjC)

270 Marcia just thanked the entire Kennedy family.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 10:02 PM (QECjC)

No thanking Barry.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2010 06:09 PM (fxY6y)

271 I was trying to decide how to dip my nips, but hot, salty tears of Democratic regret has piqued my fancy.

Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2010 06:10 PM (zw+pb)

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