Ace of Spades HQ

July 03, 2010

Ace O Thon, 2010, Lines Are Open
— Dave in Texas

Drug charges against Paris Hilton are Dropped, we may all breathe a sigh of "goddammit can't you incarcerate that idiot for a couple months?"

Ah well.

Don't let your boredom with Paris keep you from contributing to this place. Give 50 bucks just to shut me up.

It's worth it my friends, you can't find a place like this anywhere in the blogosomethin. Every day you get something wonderful. Give back, if you have the means and the motivation.

In the spirit thereof, I give you a classic post.

Magic happens here. And you are all a part of it.

BRASS: Mmmphhnmmbb.

that's called a teaser I think. I don't know the technical stuff. Here, look at a puppy. It makes you happy, and want to hit the tip jar.

if you give I will lick your face off.JPG

I want to kill ace so bad I am sneaking up on him. Shhshhh.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:29 PM | Comments (26)
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1 We gave to Ace and now we're kicking the planet's ass in the World Cup!

Posted by: Germany at July 03, 2010 05:34 PM (zgZzy)

2 I got nothin'.

Posted by: Cicero at July 03, 2010 05:34 PM (9hu1I)

3 Cute puppy, although it isn't of the kind most morons (and some of the 'ettes") prefer to see.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:34 PM (c0A3e)

4
This place is getting worse than PBS.

I keed, I'll be sure and pony up as soon as I cash in these hobo pelts.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:34 PM (ILfby)

5 Okay, but whatever you people do, do NOT have Matt Damon read the fucking Declaration of Independence.

(I'm witnessing that on History, right now. Fuckwat!!!)

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:38 PM (YX6i/)

6 Declaration. Of. Independence - Matt Damon

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:40 PM (zgZzy)

7
Matt Damon read the fucking Declaration of Independence.

wat

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (ILfby)

Want.That.Dog.

Cute!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (4E6uU)

9 he is a cute little boog ain't he? My eldest kid's pup. Visited with us past couple of days. He licked my face clean off.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (Wh0W+)

10 I gave a prayer offering to Ace yesterday, and today I learned that a wealthy relative passed away and left me a million dollars. The Lord works in mysterious and wonderful ways.

Posted by: Tammy Faye Baker at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (9hu1I)

11 Ahhh. Who's a vicious puppy? Who's a little killer?

Posted by: huerfano at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (rqC5o)

12 You will donate to Ace . . . and then you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (zgZzy)

10 Expressive eyes!

He'd rule my house. I wouldn't even stand a chance.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (4E6uU)

14 Here's Matt Damon reading it...

Posted by: JavaJoe at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (e9JZd)

15 Matt Damon?

Let me guess how he read that inspired document. - Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Matt Damon!!....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (c0A3e)

16 Or something close to him..I dunno...

Posted by: JavaJoe at July 03, 2010 05:46 PM (e9JZd)

17
You will donate to Ace . . . and then you will blow me.

That one's outta here.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:46 PM (ILfby)

18 Nope. Not nearly that well.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (YX6i/)

19 I donated to Ace, and I got my weed charges dropped!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 03, 2010 05:50 PM (zgZzy)

20 We need a non-PayPal option here. PayPal is evil.

The U.S. Postal Service has these new boxes where all the twenties you can cram into the box ship for a low flat rate.

Can someone email me a real world address?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 03, 2010 05:54 PM (a5ljo)

21
And why the hell would you want to date a bigfoot woman?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:56 PM (ILfby)

22
that's the Preamble

Schoolhouse Rock was the shiat.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:58 PM (ILfby)

23 Black lab puppies are the best thing about following Rick Perry (@GovernorPerry) on twitter. He's always posting pics of his dog and her pups - sometimes in the Oval Office - or whatever it's called for us here in Texas.

Dammit, my checking account may be nearing the overdraw point, but it ain't there yet, and that puppy sure is cute. I'll donate whatever is the required dues for soulless ginger moronette Texans.

Posted by: Less at July 03, 2010 06:01 PM (PGXeZ)

24 Ok , my sister and niece are visiting .
My wife takes them to the local flea market this morning . What do they come home with ? Not the usual armload of useless junk . Noooo ,,,, this morning it's ,a fuckin' puppy . Not , just any puppy mind you , but one of those mixed breed totally and completely useless purse sized monstrosities . A Beagle and shi tzu cross if the mercenary gypsies that pawned this useless piece of canine shit off on them are to be believed . Now might be a good time to mention that I hate tiny fuckin' dogs . The only breed that I hate more than shi tzus are chihuahuas . I like dogs and I like mongrel dogs ,but why for the love of god couldn't they get one of normal size .At least spaniel size . My defensive philosophy consists of having a dog as an early warning indicator that is at least capable of providing a goblin with a slight distraction while I hie myself to the nearest firearm . The only distraction this creature will engender is hysterical laughter from said goblin.

I've been drinking since noon . If you read about a crying naked man screaming obscenities arrested for public drunkeness in S. Carolina , that'll be me .The apocalypse is here morons .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 03, 2010 07:16 PM (B4e7Q)

25 Nike Free Run+ Laufschuh

Posted by: sammer at July 03, 2010 07:45 PM (RqK8p)

26 I don't mind giving a donation. I've done it twice so far. I love the work that everyone does on Ace of Spades, but I find it odd that no acknowledgment or "Thank You" is forthcoming. Perhaps everyone is too busy or something, but it is my experience that other places that i've donated to always send a "Thank you" email. Just sayin.