September 17, 2010
— Ace No, he doesn't say he's a Republican -- just all of his supporters announce "I'm a Republican, and I support Harry Mitchell."
Mitchell's party entirely unmentioned. I'm a Republican... I'm a Republican... I'm a Republican... Harry Mitchell.
Slick, huh?
That's how bad it is. And obviously we need people to know who the real Republicans are, and who the Democrats are, pretending to be Republicans, or hoping that voters just don't know either way.
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Shameless. However, it's time to open a 40oz can of quit for the week. Later morons et moronettes.
Posted by: Dang Straights at September 17, 2010 02:03 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 02:03 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Biff at September 17, 2010 02:04 PM (zBxXz)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 02:04 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: flyondawall at September 17, 2010 02:05 PM (4P1T+)
SEE!
It works. People ARE that stupid.
My strategy of legally changing my name to Franklin Delano Roosevelt and running in Florida is totally viable.
Or maybe I'll call myself Jon F Kennedy.
Those old people will be climbing over their walkers to vote for me.
And then I'll take away their social security.
And spend it on cuban hookers.
I'll be like a less orange but more shameless Charlie Crist.
Posted by: Entropy at September 17, 2010 02:05 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 02:07 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg Ⓓ at September 17, 2010 02:07 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: logprof at September 17, 2010 02:07 PM (BP6Z1)
yeah, but what pisses me off is how easy it is to find these shitbag self-proclaimed Republicans who will cut ads for Democrats.
Posted by: I See Georgia O'Keefe When I Look At My Penis at September 17, 2010 02:08 PM (Wzli+)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 02:09 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Democrat Voter at September 17, 2010 02:09 PM (TXIgH)
I always thought the Guess That Party game was only played in the media. I suppose having it move to the elections themselves is the next logical step.
Posted by: Fuloydo at September 17, 2010 02:10 PM (SCtrN)
Posted by: College Students For Whomever at September 17, 2010 02:11 PM (FcR7P)
Works for me!!!
I'm voting for Harry Mitchel this November so we can get GOP control of the senate.
Thanks ace!
Posted by: ed at September 17, 2010 02:11 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2010 02:11 PM (uiyhQ)
Posted by: flyondawall
An acute observation.
Anyone else think most of those people are actors?
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 02:12 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: I See Georgia O'Keefe When I Look At My Penis at September 17, 2010 06:08 PM (Wzli+)
It's pretty easy. "Hey, can we get some volunteers to go down to the elections office and change their registration, please?"
Posted by: Editor at September 17, 2010 02:12 PM (pUfK9)
I'm a scrunt, and I support Harry Mitchell, I'm a scrunt, and I support Harry Mitchell, I'm a scrunt, and I support Harry Mitchell.
Scrunts for Harry Mitchell
Posted by: National Scrunts Committee at September 17, 2010 02:13 PM (v1gw3)
yeah, but what pisses me off is how easy it is to find these shitbag self-proclaimed Republicans who will cut ads for Democrats.
Yeah, they put Castle, McCain, and the Maine sisters in.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2010 02:13 PM (zgZzy)
I'll be in the Maldives when you post, but my secretary will send me word.
TIA and let's do lunch sometime.
Posted by: Voltaire's Crack at September 17, 2010 02:14 PM (TZI/v)
Posted by: Michael Palin at September 17, 2010 02:14 PM (eHP4n)
It's pretty easy. "Hey, can we get some volunteers to go down to the elections office and change their registration, please?"
Posted by: Editor at September 17, 2010 06:12 PM (pUfK9)
Or hire actors.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 02:14 PM (fwSHf)
Think any "moderate" Republican RINOs will be running commercials with supporters saying "I'm a Democrat"?
Naaa... me neither, but they should.
Posted by: Khmer Rouge™ in San Diego at September 17, 2010 02:15 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2010 02:16 PM (uiyhQ)
Or hire actors.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 06:14 PM (fwSHf)
Actors are not going to jeopardize their careers for a commercial.
Posted by: Editor at September 17, 2010 02:16 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: John McCain at September 17, 2010 02:17 PM (FcR7P)
Today the Rush Limbaugh fill-in host played a clip of Marxist Chris Coons (D-Delaware) proclaiming that he too was a "fiscal conservative".
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 17, 2010 02:18 PM (0fzsA)
Hi, I'm a squishy republican who loves to cross the aisle and commiserate with my fellow collegians, and reach a compromise whereby I agree to everything they ask of me and as an aside, I take it up the squeakhole to affirm my squishiness.
Posted by: John-John McCain, Part-Time Republican at September 17, 2010 02:18 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 02:19 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2010 06:16 PM (uiyhQ)
H8er!
Up until a few months ago, California welfare ATM cards were good in Indian casinos. If our welfare recipients were ONLY buying candy bars, I'd feel better.
Posted by: Khmer Rouge™ in San Diego at September 17, 2010 02:19 PM (oIp16)
I've always thought it would be wonderful and smart if Republicans made numerous ads pointing out how democrats always ALWAYS promise to be "conservative" before the election. It all goes out the wondow once the Big D gets in.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 17, 2010 02:20 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 17, 2010 06:18 PM (0fzsA)
He's also pro masturbation, he is a masturbator.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 02:20 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Jay at September 17, 2010 02:20 PM (KaJBC)
Posted by: Oldcat
Except that Obama's worse. Which I didn't believe was possible.
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 02:20 PM (qrFCz)
I finally realized where I'd seen the new Democrat logo before. It's the same as the overdrive symbol on the shift lever in my truck.
I guess just putting the car in (D)rive and hitting the gas, while it's pointed over a cliff, isn't good enough. We need Overdrive!
Posted by: Del Que....with an at September 17, 2010 02:20 PM (ADeN1)
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 06:19 PM (qrFCz)
You're unfunny and the joke went over your head. What can I say, Snowflake?
Posted by: Editor at September 17, 2010 02:21 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 17, 2010 02:21 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Harry Mitchell at September 17, 2010 02:22 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 02:23 PM (osFsP)
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Story of "Tea-Party Express"
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They actually have someone fucking a chicken. Seriously.
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 17, 2010 02:23 PM (bAySe)
You're unfunny and the joke went over your head. What can I say, Snowflake?
Back at you, Editor. I got your joke. You evidently quite missed mine.
Perhaps if I'd added italics and enhancements?
As for "unfunny" - whatever.
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 02:23 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: Arlen Specter at September 17, 2010 02:24 PM (aCZth)
Posted by: Michael Palin at September 17, 2010 02:25 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: Michael Palin at September 17, 2010 02:26 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2010 02:26 PM (bAySe)
Mediaite LINK
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2010 06:23 PM (HjPtV)
I love how they depict Sarah Palin (riding atop a moving train, in a black bra, while firing an M-16 on full-auto into the air). I wish!
Posted by: Khmer Rouge™ in San Diego at September 17, 2010 02:26 PM (oIp16)
Mediaite LINK
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2010 06:23 PM (HjPtV)
--Saw that earlier. Even The Chicken made an appearance!
Posted by: logprof at September 17, 2010 02:27 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Khmer Rouge™ in San Diego at September 17, 2010 02:27 PM (oIp16)
Fuck me running. Allahpundit (asshole) has a long rant up practically begging the whithouse to start attacking Palin because he thinks it would help them in November. He is giddy pointing out the different reasons in his mind why the whitehouse should start today, right now!.
We sure do have alot of fucktards that claim to be conservatives it seems.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 02:28 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Khmer Rouge™ in San Diego at September 17, 2010 02:29 PM (oIp16)
Sadly, I think that's choking a chicken, not fucking a chicken, but still.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 17, 2010 02:29 PM (N53ZQ)
Posted by: belzebub's burp at September 17, 2010 02:31 PM (I+7Zv)
Posted by: Michael Palin at September 17, 2010 02:31 PM (eHP4n)
Ace put up the post b/c of the amusing ad, but it seems to me that the more important thing is lost: this guy is running a tight race against a Republican. What can we do to get the Republican in his seat?
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 02:32 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 17, 2010 02:34 PM (mV+es)
Fuck me running. Allahpundit (asshole) has a long rant up practically
begging the whithouse to start attacking Palin because he thinks it
would help them in November.
Allah is trolling his own commenters, as he tends to do. He posts either "atheist/christian" debates or Sarah Palin threads.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2010 02:34 PM (h60Tu)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 17, 2010 02:35 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Oldcat
Except that Obama's worse. Which I didn't believe was possible.
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 06:20 PM (qrFCz)
Remakes are always worse than the first movie.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 02:36 PM (z1N6a)
So he is in AZ. Don't know much about his district, but if it is competitive he is toast.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 17, 2010 02:37 PM (L8kaT)
James Scussel's only federal political donation was $500 to Harry Mitchell. Some Republican. He is the owner of "Four Peaks Brewery".
Cliff Jones seems to have donated no money at all to federal candidates.
Pat Thielen did give $1550 to the NRCC in 2003. Nothing else on fec.gov. She apparently owns the "Twin Palm Hotel".
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2010 02:38 PM (3wPsb)
Allah is trolling his own commenters, as he tends to do. He posts either "atheist/christian" debates or Sarah Palin threads.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2010 06:34 PM (h60Tu)
Nah it's a trap, a vast left wing conspiracy. First Karl Rove is cutting TV ads for the democrat candidate in Deleware and now Allahpussy is the newest Obama whitehouse advisor.
The fuckers are everywhere.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 02:39 PM (fwSHf)
To Ace, All Posters, and Conservative bloggers.
From this day forward you need to spell Leesa Merkcowskees name incorrectly. Remember, she she running a write in campaign..
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2010 02:39 PM (DKV43)
I'm Anti-Democrat and I'm voting for Harry Mitchell.
Ow! Why'd you hit me. Just pay me for my part in the ad and I'll go home.
Posted by: Auntie Dee at September 17, 2010 02:40 PM (qaOKJ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2010 02:41 PM (c0A3e)
What, no Kraut on Fox? No opportunity for Charles to "walk back" or "un-fuck" his "O'Donnell only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning" comment.
Posted by: Fish at September 17, 2010 02:42 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: dagny at September 17, 2010 02:43 PM (oEj9e)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2010 06:26 PM (bAySe)
Even the so-called smart pundits have been saying that. Drives me crazy. Sarah stayed out of that primary, 'cause her dad and brother were campaigning for Tarkanian, I believe.
I was actually kind of surprised that she didn't endorse Tarkanian, for that reason. I guess she had other ideas?
Posted by: Steph at September 17, 2010 02:43 PM (nbzzk)
I really can't believe Merkenkowsky is running a write in campaign and we are being preached to by our betters for not voting for the "right" candidates.
How many times do we have to be screwed?
I bet Mike Castle runs a write in campaign too. We taught them a lesson, now they will try to teach us one.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2010 02:43 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Evening Glass at September 17, 2010 02:44 PM (GzZVw)
Posted by: timwi at September 17, 2010 02:44 PM (Sxt4Z)
Nah it's a trap, a vast left wing conspiracy. First Karl Rove is cutting TV ads for the democrat candidate in Deleware and now Allahpussy is the newest Obama whitehouse advisor.
The fuckers are everywhere.
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2010 06:39 PM (fwSHf)
and they don't know their fuckers...
Posted by: Bruce Willis at September 17, 2010 02:44 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: flyondawall at September 17, 2010 06:05 PM (4P1T+)
They're useful idiots if they are.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 17, 2010 02:44 PM (eCAn3)
Kondracke did just get his ass handed to him and deservedly so.
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 17, 2010 02:45 PM (TXIgH)
Plus he's hot.
(Loved the expression on Barry's face in that Taiwanese video)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 17, 2010 02:45 PM (Vz9lf)
But don't be consistent about it, at least between blogs.
Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2010 02:45 PM (aCZth)
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 02:46 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2010 02:46 PM (3wPsb)
Posted by: Poontang at September 17, 2010 02:47 PM (awinc)
Kondracke just got spanked......hard.
Yup. These old status quo, establishment RINO fuckwads are showing their true colors this election.
Posted by: Soona at September 17, 2010 02:48 PM (VeV4u)
I am a Republican. I live in Harry Mitchell's district. I would not vote for this douche bag warmer. He is a charlating charlatan of pure charlatry.
These people are either fellow Tempe School District sycophants or paid spokespeoples. I have never heard of any of these peoples, ever.
Harry Reid looks like he combs his hair with buttered toast. I know, I stole that line from Chevy Chase, but it was when Chevy was funny, not a failed nightshow host and Dorito's spokespeoples.
Posted by: JDubya at September 17, 2010 02:49 PM (rs1XT)
Posted by: robotgossip at September 17, 2010 02:50 PM (EiH7n)
Actors are not going to jeopardize their careers for a commercial.
Really?
Posted by: Dianna at September 17, 2010 06:19 PM (qrFCz)
Oh goodness, remember that incredibly laughable commerical with actors right after the election all proclaiming they pledge to help Obama heal the world and flush the toilet less, and stuff? Produced by Ashton Kutcher, iirc.
Well, not a lot of career to jeopardize there, but still...
Posted by: Randy at September 17, 2010 02:50 PM (zQKSr)
The term moderate in politics has now become the "M" word, and it's deadly for squishes, geeks, nerds, dorks, and anyone showing disdain for members of the proletariat, the great unwashed rubes.
Posted by: Fish at September 17, 2010 02:50 PM (v1gw3)
Allahpoot is just doing what Plouffe said when he was in some Dem meeting the other day. They want to go to the Alinsky crap, again, and use Rush and Sarah as a battering ram against the Repubs.
Yep, that's going to work.
Posted by: Steph at September 17, 2010 02:52 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2010 02:53 PM (DKV43)
Mort Schmort actually said he hopes Castle runs as an independent.
I still think they wanted Castle as a place holder for Beau Biden.
Posted by: Steph at September 17, 2010 02:57 PM (nbzzk)
120
Mort is not a Republican, nor does he pretend to be one.
he used to be a more reasonanble democrat, but he's gone off his rocker like so many dems in the face of teh tea party.
They had a list of republicans they liked that are getting whacked and it is really pissing them off.
They are the type of people who want two parties that are essentially the same party, and now that we might actually get a choice between two different ideas, they can't handle it.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2010 02:57 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 17, 2010 02:57 PM (mV+es)
Ed Pearlmutter (D-CO) should be laughed out of office. He's running ads proclaiming he's the nice neighbor, the nice boy next door. Nice and moderate and independent and... It's all bullshit. Yeah - he's the nice neighbor that just screwed you over with his vote for Obamacare and everything else Nazi Pelosi..
Pearlmutter is just another flaming leftwinger, but his ads tell a different story.
His ads are lies.
The republican who is opposing him must not have a dime, because there are no Ryan Frazier ads anywhere.
Too bad cuz Ryan Frazier is awesome!
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 17, 2010 02:57 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 17, 2010 06:57 PM (mV+es)
I loved that. Wonder how long people looked for the smell in their house before they realized where it was coming from. heh
Posted by: Steph at September 17, 2010 02:59 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: Barack BpMcDroneKiller at September 17, 2010 02:59 PM (7FgWm)
Even his partner Fred Barnes isn't comfortable with the Tea Party upsetting the rotten apple cart.
Bill Kristol sucks, too.
Posted by: Ordinary Person named Jim at September 17, 2010 03:00 PM (/AACO)
"Cliff" Jones' real name is William Jones (although it seems he does go by Cliff). He is the (former?) fire chief of Tempe AZ.
He's gotten into politics before:
"Prop 401 is a proposed sales tax increase of two tenths of one percent. If passed it will increase for the next four years the transaction privilege (sales) tax and use tax levied by the City of Tempe, from a current rate of 1.8 percent to 2.0 percent. It will not apply to the sales tax rate on food for home consumption.
...
Who supports Prop 401?
Cliff Jones, Former Tempe Fire Chief"
And lookee there, if you search for "Republican" Cliff Jones, you have to go through a lot of names but there are two donations. Both $250. Both to Mitchell. One in April 2006 and one in November 2009.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2010 03:01 PM (3wPsb)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 17, 2010 03:03 PM (mV+es)
Posted by: LifeLong Welfare Junkie at September 17, 2010 03:03 PM (qaOKJ)
Even his partner Fred Barnes isn't comfortable with the Tea Party upsetting the rotten apple cart.
Bill Kristol sucks, too.
Posted by: Ordinary Person named Jim at September 17, 2010 07:00 PM (/AACO)
They all suck and are terrified because the political establishment, whether it's republican or democrat, is crumbling all around them. Their comfort zone is no longer comfortable.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 17, 2010 03:03 PM (YVZlY)
The Washington pundits have a lot to lose if tea party interlopers are elected instead of the squishy elitists ruling class.
No cocktail parties, no trips on corporate boats or airplanes, no hookers, and limited access when they just need a favor or hot tip.
Posted by: Fish at September 17, 2010 03:03 PM (v1gw3)
Allahpander knows the room he's working in.
Any mention of Palin, particularly with some snark thrown in, brings out the would-be mama grizzlies and Palin-fappers who just can't help themselves. Site-visits soar; Townhall gets a few pennies.
While you're dissing AP, just remember that he's half of the comedy team (the other being "Poppin' Fresh") that make up the "most influential conservative website." Or something.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 17, 2010 03:04 PM (Ulu3i)
yeah, they don't seem to like the idea of the people actually having the power to control government
Posted by: Ordinary Person named Jim at September 17, 2010 03:05 PM (BPptn)
120
Mort is not a Republican, nor does he pretend to be one.
I remember Mort going ballistic over Bush's 'jobless recovery' circa 2003 that was only creating 100,000 jobs a month.
Posted by: Meremortal hates Mort at September 17, 2010 03:05 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at September 17, 2010 06:58 PM (MYT77)
Me too. Cross my heart. Fucking Deleware assholes.
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 17, 2010 03:06 PM (VeV4u)
Ryan Frazier is set to get some NRCC funds, apparently.
RCP has them basically tied in the poll they list, but they label the race "leans Dem".
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 03:06 PM (osFsP)
He's 70; what other reason could there be?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 17, 2010 03:06 PM (Vz9lf)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2010 03:07 PM (bAySe)
Yes, I do.
I don't think the format/layout matters. It's whether or not there's opinion provided. That's why I never understand why some people call Drudge a blog.
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 03:09 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Y-not at September 17, 2010 03:10 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: robotgossip at September 17, 2010 03:10 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 17, 2010 03:10 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 17, 2010 07:04 PM (Ulu3i)
I wonder how many blowjobs it cost AP and Poppin Fresh to win that award? There is no way AP could ever be considered a conservative. An independent, maybe. A conservative, hell no!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 17, 2010 03:10 PM (YVZlY)
He's 70; what other reason could there be?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 17, 2010 07:06 PM (Vz9lf)
Yes, at 70, he was bound to retire from the Senate after 10, 20 years tops.
Posted by: stuiec at September 17, 2010 03:11 PM (7AOgy)
1) Write this on the palm of your hand, if necessary - "Sarah Palin is a private citizen"
Palin does not hold a public office. She does not hold an official position in the RNC or the Alaska Republican Party.
2) If the White House is dumb enough to officially attack a private citizen, no matter how famous, for her political positions, in 2010 - BEFORE the midterm elections, that decision would underline in red how intellectually bankrupt the Democratic Party truly is. Remember - the Dem party line has been Palin = stupid, unimportant, rightwing demagogue, a chillbilly loser. A radical course change six weeks before the election is simply a declaration of unconditional surrender.
3) Palin is the final choice for 2010 demonisation because the WH recognizes that the former AK governor is the greatest threat to the president's re-election in 2012
4) The under-reported story so far during this campaign cycle is the expected Dem turnout for their congresscritters. A stunning number of Dems will stay home. That means no votes for Dem candidates for governor, Dem candidates for state house and senate offices, no votes for liberal state judges. And that means Republicans will control congressional re-districting in even more states, which means more Republican-leaning districts in the 2012 cycle.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2010 03:11 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Lib politician finding out people hate his agenda at September 17, 2010 03:11 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2010 03:12 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Igotta Hairy Mitchell at September 17, 2010 03:15 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2010 03:16 PM (z1N6a)
They're running scared.
Posted by: 2549 at September 17, 2010 03:16 PM (kr1RX)
Don't think for a moment you're going to celebrate Constitution Day in this liberal "we're all inclusive" and "celebrate diversity" town of lovers of earth, environment, the UN, and Barack Obama.
Posted by: Progressive Liberal Council at September 17, 2010 03:17 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2010 03:18 PM (bAySe)
It's not just AP. I wouldn't consider the "Pillsbury Doughboy" a conservative either, though he spouts conservative principles pretty reliably. I see him more as a "reach-across-the-aisle" type who is so afraid of offending anyone that he'll water down principles to be "nice."
Somehow, the word "impotent" comes to mind when I think of "the Captain."
Both of these guys understand their niche. It's kinda like AoSHQ minus guts.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 17, 2010 03:20 PM (Ulu3i)
You know, progressive thought is just so progressive and new-age it's like, you know, enlightening to the point of being, well almost orgasmic.
Posted by: Meggy McCain, Daddy's Girl at September 17, 2010 03:20 PM (v1gw3)
Another now expected anomaly. Nowhere in this add, either spoken or written, is the word "Democrat"
They're in desperation mode now. They can already see the broken, bloody fingernails at the edge of the electoral cliff.
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 17, 2010 03:23 PM (VeV4u)
Posted by: Faye Kinnit at September 17, 2010 03:23 PM (l1oyw)
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2010 07:11 PM (HjPtV)
Agreed.
But on the "if the White House is dumb enough to officially attack a private citizen," three words: Joe the Plumber. (Or, if you want to get technical about it, Pastor Terry Jones.)
Posted by: stuiec at September 17, 2010 03:25 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: I See Dead People at September 17, 2010 07:25 PM (Fe3ZO)
What prize do you give yourself if one of your picks dies this weekend?
Posted by: stuiec at September 17, 2010 03:26 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: A Guy Living In An Unheated Hogan Miles Outside Fairbanks at September 17, 2010 03:27 PM (QKKT0)
Let me see if I have this right.
The Democrats are running away from their own party, while there are some in the Republican party who think it's a winning strategy to support Republicans who act and think like Democrats.
The Democrats wanna pretend they're not Democrats, and we should run Republicans who are kinda like Democrats?
Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe...my penis...bla bla bla at September 17, 2010 03:30 PM (Fe3ZO)
They want to know about 'corporations' and that rot, but I don't see why folks couldn't report all the other rubbish too.
Posted by: The Old Ones at September 17, 2010 03:35 PM (hCQG5)
"I'm not much of a poker player, but I feel like I was dealt a lot of 3's and 5's but no 8's. I want to stay in this race for the people until they say Go Fish."
--Lisa Murkles
Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe...my penis...bla bla bla at September 17, 2010 03:35 PM (zgaoG)
A couple of morons were asking "what's a bridge card?"
A bridge card is an ATM card issued by a government to an individual who is receiving government assistance. (Aid to families with dependent children, welfare, food stamps, etc)
So instead of receiving a check in the mail, or a hand full of food stamps, you receive a government ATM card that is typically automatically recharged at the beginning or end of each month.
Different governments have different standards on what can be purchased, and where with these cards.
Posted by: ed at September 17, 2010 03:36 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: DngrMse at September 17, 2010 03:40 PM (+VjQJ)
No opportunity for Charles to "walk back" or "un-fuck" his "O'Donnell only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning" comment call Murkowski names and say she's selfish and destructive.
FIFY.
Seriously... I wasn't pissed at Chucky but now I am.
I'd accept his honest view of O'Donnell, despite disagreeing with it, if he was consistent and bitched out these RINO spoilers with equal venom.
I'm waiting.
No seriously. I'm waiting. Tic-toc.
Posted by: Entropy at September 17, 2010 03:41 PM (eL+YD)
Georgia O'Keefe...my penis...bla bla bla at September 17, 2010 07:37 PM (Fe3ZO)
Why you little ##**!! jerk!
Posted by: ed at September 17, 2010 03:42 PM (Zsqn4)
Look you dumbass TeaWingers,
We have to run RINO Moderates to win.
Conservatism is just way too.....too...... Democrat?
Wait.....what the hell?
O'DONNELL FILED BANKRUPTCY AND HATES MASTURBATION!
SHE'S CRAZY DAMN IT! CRAAAAAZY I TELL YOU!
I HOPE YOU ALL FAIL AND GO TO HELL!
YAY FOR THE DNC!
Posted by: Charles Pouthammer at September 17, 2010 03:44 PM (wFMDa)
It's for the children, so write me in, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lisa Merkowski at September 17, 2010 03:45 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2010 03:46 PM (a3Z62)
What's to stop another Lisa Murkowski from announcing a write in campaign on facebook or whatever... putting up a few flyers around town... then on election day lay claim to all of the other Lisa's votes?
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2010 03:46 PM (bAySe)
It's Friday and that means I See Dead People!
Say goodbye to:
Jim Lehrer
Bob Barker
Julie Andrews
Posted by: I See Dead People at September 17, 2010 07:25 PM (Fe3ZO)
Shaddup!
Posted by: Ted Stevens at September 17, 2010 03:48 PM (7FgWm)
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Posted by: logprof at September 17, 2010 03:48 PM (BP6Z1)
And spend it on cuban hookers.
I'll be like a less orange but more shameless Charlie Crist.
I take it those hookers will be, uh, how to put this? Fully appendaged. Chromosonally diverse. Urinal-capable.
Posted by: Emperor of icecream at September 17, 2010 03:50 PM (epBek)
Posted by: Al at September 17, 2010 03:50 PM (MzQOZ)
No seriously. I'm waiting. Tic-toc.
Posted by: Entropy at September 17, 2010 07:41 PM (eL+YD)
The Kraut is at Temple this evening, and you will be forced to wait for his public lambasting of Murkowski and the other RINO pretenders.Posted by: Clinet #9 at September 17, 2010 03:50 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Khalid Epstein at September 17, 2010 03:51 PM (+VjQJ)
Different governments have different standards on what can be purchased, and where with these cards.
I think they can be used to buy crack here in OK.
Posted by: Soona at September 17, 2010 03:52 PM (VeV4u)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 17, 2010 03:52 PM (a3Z62)
It's Friday and that means I See Dead People!
Say goodbye to:
Jim Lehrer
Bob Barker
Julie Andrews
Posted by: I See Dead People at September 17, 2010 07:25 PM (Fe3ZO)
I tell ya, I get no respect, ya know?
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at September 17, 2010 03:53 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Khalid Epstein at September 17, 2010 07:51 PM (+VjQJ)
You're supposed to blow yourself up at services tonight.
Posted by: stuiec at September 17, 2010 03:55 PM (7AOgy)
I don't even know if Julie Andrews is still alive. I suppose I shoulda checked, but when I see dead people, I just go with it.
Posted by: I See Dead People at September 17, 2010 03:56 PM (g73jP)
No seriously. I'm waiting. Tic-toc.
Posted by: Entropy at September 17, 2010 07:41 PM (eL+YD)
The Kraut is at Temple this evening, and you will be forced to wait for his public lambasting of Murkowski and the other RINO pretenders.Arrrgh! It's spelled Merkowski, dammit!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lisa (screw the voters) M. at September 17, 2010 03:56 PM (7FgWm)
I'm a really rich guy and I support Harry Mitchell. And I also hate tax cuts.
(oh shit, this is Warren Buffet!)
Posted by: Really Rich Guy at September 17, 2010 03:57 PM (g73jP)
I take it those hookers will be, uh, how to put this? Fully appendaged. Chromosonally diverse. Urinal-capable.
OK, OK OK, Mr. Stickler.
A less orange but more shameless and straight Charlie Crist.
Speaking of which..... Is his wife hot?
I bet she's loney. And hot. Possibly a virgin... likes corrupt politicians potentially named Franklin Delaney Roosevelt.
Posted by: Entropy at September 17, 2010 03:59 PM (eL+YD)
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I don't even know if Julie Andrews is still alive. I suppose I shoulda checked, but when I see dead people, I just go with it.
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So what am I, chopped liver?
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Posted by: Dead man Walking at September 17, 2010 04:02 PM (4XzsU)
We are in the middle of a Conservative Revolution that is gaining momentum. And like any Revolution- it is unprecedented and unique to the political climate of the times.
And yet, the biggest Eeyores are the status quo GOP Think-Tank analysts who keep measuring the landscape by standard traditional parameters.
Newsflash you squishy Moderate Fucks, the times they are a changing.
Now shut the fuck up and get outta the way.
Posted by: Moderately Fed Up at September 17, 2010 04:05 PM (wFMDa)
Posted by: Jill at September 17, 2010 04:08 PM (Ca0/V)
Newsflash you squishy Moderate Fucks, the times they are a changing.
Timeless...
Come senators, congressmenPlease heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
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Democrats lie.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 17, 2010 06:44 PM (cCRfE)
David does fine running up in Ftn Hills and Snobsdale, but he's never been able to attract U.S. House votes in Tempe and Mesa, let alone the reservations. Took him sixteen years of running and a jam-packed jungle primary in 2008 for the House (which he won with support in the twenties) just to finally get the opportunity to get drowned in that year's Dem wave (Tempe's fav ex-mayor by 10). He's nowhere near a sure thing, even with Mitchell's voting in lockstep with Pelosi this term.
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