April 01, 2010
— Ace No, not really. Pretty much the opposite.
Language Warning. The ranting starts at 6:15 or so and just keeps on going until around 32:00.
Clarification: The podcast you want is "Adam Carolla and You." It's a screwed up menu thing because when you click on that, it starts the OK Go show, which isn't the one you want. Click down the list on the window that opens for "Adam Carolla and You."
Thanks to steve_in_hb.
Kind of Funny: Late in the podcast, starting at 51:25, he starts pitching his movie. It's one of those "Character Goes Blind and Gets Eye Transplant From Other Person Whose Memories Start Becoming the Character's." He calls it Gay Eye, and the idea is that a straight guy gets eye transplants from a gay guy and his eyes keep focusing on dude's dicks.
It's stupidly funny. I think the funny part for me is his apparent genuine belief it's a good idea for a movie. (He's faking that, I'm sure, but he sells his belief in his "project.")
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Posted by: hindmost at April 01, 2010 10:00 AM (BKlar)
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 10:01 AM (QKKT0)
Who was the better Angel of Death on Family Guy?
a) Adam Corolla
b) Norm McDonald
c) the show sucks, so who cares!
Posted by: This is The Blog Czar at April 01, 2010 10:01 AM (84JKc)
Another one? Fresh on the heels of the imminent sinking of Guam?
Is MSNBC looking for someone to replace Olbermann? C'mon - you can tell us.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 01, 2010 10:05 AM (r1h5M)
Favorite Man Show skit was when he's working in the hardware store, and he's sitting on a display toilet reading the sports page.
Scat humor=ALWAYS funney.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 01, 2010 10:06 AM (fx8sm)
I'm not the only one who is sick of hearing this absolute crap. A lot of my hard working black middle class friends are sick of hearing it too. One of them pointed out that this all started with "eric and his stupid speech".
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2010 10:07 AM (p302b)
Seeing as how California has been the testing ground for every liberal idea from the 1960's and the state is currently a disaster, it's sort of amazing that more celebrities haven't connected the dots. Then again, that's why Carolla talks for a living and guys like Sean Penn just read the words that are written for them.
Posted by: Rob at April 01, 2010 10:09 AM (jdXw+)
Get it on!
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at April 01, 2010 10:10 AM (AtjNL)
"The more people selling #$%@ on the street, the #$%^ier that country is." heh
Posted by: brak at April 01, 2010 10:11 AM (W5NBA)
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2010 10:13 AM (p302b)
Posted by: darii at April 01, 2010 10:14 AM (RdrW8)
Yeah, he throws off a good rant once in awhile, but he really is a dummy, one of those nitwits who gets the most exorcised over social con boogeymen.
He was an Obama voter in '08, and he'll probably still be one in '12, because the biggest problem, as far as he's been concerned, has been the social cons.
He's the epitome of that guy who cannot see what the Left is already doing because he's too worked up imagining what the Right might do.
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 10:14 AM (aDdAT)
Get it on!!
Posted by: 4k78 at April 01, 2010 10:19 AM (rYlhO)
Seeing as how California has been the testing ground for every liberal idea from the 1960's and the state is currently a disaster, it's sort of amazing that more celebrities haven't connected the dots.
They have millions of dollars.
What the hell is there to connect?
Posted by: Entropy at April 01, 2010 10:20 AM (IsLT6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2010 10:22 AM (cniXs)
Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2010 10:29 AM (G+Wff)
They have millions of dollars.
What the hell is there to connect?
Exactly. They're completely insulated to whatever happens with their piles of cash. If they start to really worry, they can always leave for greener pastures.
Posted by: EC at April 01, 2010 10:30 AM (mAhn3)
Posted by: joeindc44 at April 01, 2010 10:33 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at April 01, 2010 10:41 AM (jloIz)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2010 10:43 AM (i6ROy)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 10:44 AM (RZ8pf)
Right now I listen to Levin, but while the content is good on Levin's show, the Levin attitude really grates on me. If he isn't whinging about Glenn Beck or going on about how he thought about it first and everybody just copies him, then he is engaging in that Levin humor which is roughly the same as you would find in a slightly retarded four-year-old child. I frequently wonder why the hell I listen to the douche. So maybe Corolla will get the spot.
Posted by: doug at April 01, 2010 10:56 AM (jCwj+)
He and his buddy Dr. Drew are Obama zombies. Carolla's just too dumb, or too cowardly, to notice or acknowledge how conservative he really is, presumably because of the circles he travels in.
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 10:57 AM (aDdAT)
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 10:59 AM (aDdAT)
Posted by: doug at April 01, 2010 11:04 AM (UpJts)
Posted by: JWF at April 01, 2010 11:27 AM (1l37M)
Posted by: steve_in_hb at April 01, 2010 11:32 AM (xC0vy)
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 11:39 AM (aDdAT)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at April 01, 2010 11:39 AM (jloIz)
Posted by: Pablo Honey at April 01, 2010 12:10 PM (jxHlf)
Who was the better Angel of Death on Family Guy?
a) Adam Corolla
b) Norm McDonald
c) the show sucks, so who cares!
(c), though it can make me laugh.
Anyway, my real point is that Norm McDonald is fairly conservative, too--certainly by Hollywood standards. Dennis Miller has him on periodically, and McDonald copped to being pro-life, which is the next best thing to the kiss of death in the entertainment world.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 01, 2010 12:12 PM (W54Uh)
Posted by: Pablo Honey at April 01, 2010 12:13 PM (jxHlf)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2010 12:20 PM (pdbe8)
And here's a link to the Coward of the County analysis. It is very funny.
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 12:34 PM (aDdAT)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 01, 2010 12:34 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at April 01, 2010 12:52 PM (AtjNL)
He's the epitome of that guy who cannot see what the Left is already doing because he's too worked up imagining what the Right might do.
I'm stealing that because it describes so many people I know.
Kinda like a lefty athiest I used to be friends with who was always going on about Christians forcing their values on him.
I said, "Almost every one of your friends is a Christian, yet you're the one who always has to bring up religion and argue about it. Have any of them ever tried to drag you to church or make you pay for their causes the way your side demands I pay for theirs?"
Then it was all blah blah blah, Christians are anti-science and other such ignorant nonsense.
Then the guy lost his job and pretty much imploded. All his mean ol', judgemental, anti-science Christian friends did everything they could to help him, but he was more interested in feeling sorry for himself and blaming the world for his problems.
Today he's pretty much alone and friendless, which is exactly where he deserves to be in life for insulting and disrespecting the people who cared most about him.
Posted by: Warden at April 01, 2010 01:05 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: sprewell at April 01, 2010 01:12 PM (tbpgM)
The quotes are direct from the podcast. I admit to laughing at Fudgepacker Academy of Brentwood.
Posted by: bobbo at April 01, 2010 01:20 PM (+ABdJ)
I'm a regular Carolla listener, and he's not an Obama zombie. He's surrounded by predictable liberals like Dr. Drew and Jimmy Kimmel, but he's very much his own man, and frequently chides "all my liberal friends" about things like immigration, government regulation, fighting terrorism, the Patriot Act, torture complaints, etc.
He's no conservative either. He's very much in favor of legalizing pot, he's an atheist who thinks religion as silly and views social conservatives as clownish prudes. It's hard to classify him. He's generally an Instapundit-style libertarian; he wants government out of most of his life, but he's fine with a strong government when it comes to national security.
To say he regularly throws sucker punches our way really isn't true. If you look at his message boards, you'll often find liberal listeners complaining more about his conservative rants than the other way around.
Posted by: Dennis at April 01, 2010 01:22 PM (952/e)
And whether or not he actually voted for Obama, I've got recordings of appearances he made on Loveline right after the election and around the inaugeration, during which both he and Dr. Drew were ecstatic about the new Hopenchange Utopia, mainly because the conservatives had been knocked out of power, which they both thought was just great.
And if you want examples, just listen to any of his podcasts when he has liberal guests. He sits there and lets douchebags like Richard Belzer and Seth MacFarlane rant on and on about rightwingers and never says a word.
For another example, last year he at least twice handed over entire shows to stand-up comics posing as Republican politicans and spent the entire show running through one lamebrained conservative-bashing gag after another.
Mind you, I'm not saying the guy isn't funny. I just wanted to point out that he's often a total dick to conservatives, even though he sometimes does rants that we can enjoy, too.
Posted by: Kensington at April 01, 2010 01:27 PM (aDdAT)
By the way Ace, the "Gay Eye" thing is part of a running bit he's done over the years on made-up movies. He makes up movie plots based on all the ridiculous Hollywood cliches. He doesn't really think it would be a good movie, other than as something he could have fun with (like when he makes fun of "Roadhouse" or "Point Break").
Of course, one of Carolla's nicknames is Ace. I'm not sure this town's big enough for two Aces.
Posted by: Dennis at April 01, 2010 01:28 PM (952/e)
I need to check this Carolla out more. This is the kind of Straight Talk Express the country needs.
And Get. Off. His. Lawn!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2010 01:33 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Schaefermeister at April 01, 2010 01:40 PM (I3PNd)
Posted by: sprewell at April 01, 2010 01:44 PM (tbpgM)
"And if you want examples, just listen to any of his podcasts when he has liberal guests. He sits there and lets douchebags like Richard Belzer and Seth MacFarlane rant on and on about rightwingers and never says a word."
Kensington, that's true. But I'd say that's because he's not especially confrontational in person. You might say that's cowardly, and perhaps it is a bit, but he's never pretended to be anything but a comedian. He had Roger Simon on the other day, and I'm sure liberal listeners were angry he didn't challenge Simon.
He's not a conservative, so I hardly expect him to be the righteous defender of "our side." But you're not going to find too many people in Hollywood willing to say outright that Saddam Hussein deserved to be killed, the death penalty is the right way to go or that all the whining about the Patriot Act ignores all the far more frequent government intrusions into our lives. Carolla does.
Posted by: Dennis at April 01, 2010 01:44 PM (952/e)
I just realized that my last post could have been written by curious.
Odd.
It's like I was channeling her or something.
Posted by: Warden at April 01, 2010 01:47 PM (QoR4a)
He had a very good interview with Seth Mcfarlane about 9-11 which, even though Seth is a leftist, did not devolve into an argument. FWIW Seth missed his flight the morning of 9-11, I think it was the flight that ended up crashing into one of the towers. Interesting interview.
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The only thing I can say about Adam Corolla is he's not a douche bag
Posted by: This is The Blog Czar at April 01, 2010 09:59 AM (84JKc)