November 12, 2010

Adam Carrolla Gets His Yucks Off a Confused, Deranged Old Man
— Ace

He quizzes fossilized spoor Ed Asner as to his beliefs on 9/11.

Ed Asner is a full blown Truther.

Posted by: Ace at 02:06 PM | Comments (130)
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1 That's it?

Posted by: mikeyboss at November 12, 2010 02:07 PM (MX5qJ)

2 Um. Okay.

Posted by: EmilyM. at November 12, 2010 02:09 PM (jVGvd)

3 Maybe a link or two, McFly?!?!?

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at November 12, 2010 02:09 PM (HPhdA)

4 That's some deep stuff. Mind if I use it?

Posted by: Jack Handy at November 12, 2010 02:09 PM (sSyL9)

5 well, I'm mean who doesn't?... but some context would be nice

Posted by: Frank G at November 12, 2010 02:10 PM (4X0aT)

6 Hey, just laughed my ass off at this, really enjoyed it, thanks for posting it!

Posted by: Sparky at November 12, 2010 02:10 PM (r0u40)

7 OT/

I can't stand Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: Alvin Greene at November 12, 2010 02:11 PM (bAySe)

8

6

He hasn't posted anything except a title.

Posted by: EmilyM. at November 12, 2010 02:11 PM (jVGvd)

9 Joe Biden?

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:12 PM (MMC8r)

10 Fonts are all larger than normal.

Posted by: Alvin Greene at November 12, 2010 02:12 PM (bAySe)

11 This is the truest post in AOS history.

Posted by: James at November 12, 2010 02:12 PM (Nljcu)

12 Very existential.

Posted by: trainer at November 12, 2010 02:12 PM (yCWYQ)

13 Not cool. Not cool at all.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 12, 2010 02:13 PM (9ZYFw)

14 Bush lied! Peeple died!

Posted by: dan in michigan at November 12, 2010 02:13 PM (9jRMu)

15

It's Rosie O'Donnell in male drag.

Crazee 2010:  The Asnering.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 12, 2010 02:14 PM (QMtmy)

16 My psychic powers indicate Ace intended to post
THIS!Really.  I got it from the HTML.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:14 PM (MMC8r)

17 This post is not official until Ace posts it a second time.

Posted by: Thomas at November 12, 2010 02:14 PM (Skblb)

18 Told ya.

Asner sucks.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:15 PM (MMC8r)

19

Ed Asner is a full blown Truther.

'Ed Asner' anagram:  A Denser

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 12, 2010 02:15 PM (QMtmy)

20 “Those buildings fell at the rate of gravity in ten seconds, flat.”

Yeah.  Gravity proves CHENEY DID IT.

Remember 'gravitas?!?!?!'

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:17 PM (MMC8r)

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 02:17 PM (BP6Z1)

22 Did I kill the thread?

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 02:20 PM (BP6Z1)

23 Adam Carrolla is still around?  Who knew?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 12, 2010 02:21 PM (8y9MW)

24 Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 06:20 PM (BP6Z1)

No, it's just that everyone's getting in their cars to go home (or out to eat, or whatever).  Once they're safely underway, they'll start checking their phones and posting while driving.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 12, 2010 02:22 PM (8y9MW)

25 Ed Asner is a full blown Truther.

Ed Ass-ner has always been a full bore libtard dumb ass. This comes as no surprise.

Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2010 02:23 PM (/jbAw)

26 Ad Asner is still alive?

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at November 12, 2010 02:24 PM (to9Cz)

27 I luv Adam C.

Posted by: lasue at November 12, 2010 02:24 PM (S25IC)

28 Well, here's medical proof that the mouth continues to function long after the brain is dead.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2010 02:24 PM (bvfVF)

29 Ed Asner sounds like the crazy old man muttering to himself while besotted and wandering around the bus stop.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 02:26 PM (BP6Z1)

30 "30 Ad Asner is still alive?" Not really, no.

Posted by: Free Government Cheese at November 12, 2010 02:28 PM (VXBR1)

31

Okay, if 9-11 HAD been a conspiracy and BOOSH!!!!11!!! had been complicit, wouldn't Obowmao have used his, ahem, "office," to be the first to say so? Not just to take the pressure off of his muslim faith, but to put the "war criminal BOOSH!!!11!!!!" away once and for all?

Posted by: Vincent Vega at November 12, 2010 02:28 PM (SpNXP)

32 Maybe we should all just accept the fact that people in the entertainment industry are, by and large, self-important, and not particularly bright. Why anyone looks to them on political matters is beyond me. But, hey, if someone of the stature of Charlie fucking Sheen believes it, there must be something to it, right?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 02:28 PM (uG7PE)

33 Wiki:


"A prominent member of the Democratic Socialists of America, Asner served two terms as president of the Screen Actors Guild, in which capacity during the 1980s he opposed US policy in Central America....He has also been active in a variety of other causes, such as the movement to free Mumia Abu-Jamal.

The cancellation of Lou Grant in 1982 was the subject of much controversy....Asner has consistently contended that the publicity surrounding his political views was the real cause for the cancellation..

Asner served as the spokesman for 2004 Racism Watch. In April 2004, he wrote an open letter to "peace and justice leaders" encouraging them to demand "full 9-11 truth" through the organization 9-11 Visibility Project.[11] He also signed a statement released by the organization 9/11 Truth in 2004 that calls for a new investigation into the September 11 attacks. A brief summary of the reasons for his position appears in a video available on YouTube.[12] Asner confirmed his support for the statement in 2009.[13] Asner also narrated the documentary film The Oil Factor: Behind the War on Terror.[14]

...He serves as an advisor to the Rosenberg Fund for Children, an organization founded by the children of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg which provides benefits for the children of political activists, and as a board member for the wildlife conservation organization Defenders of Wildlife."

He's a lefty cocksucker to the bone.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

34 Ed Asner has psychotic powers.

Posted by: country blumpkin at November 12, 2010 02:29 PM (ADeN1)

35 25 Adam Carrolla is still around? Who knew?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 12, 2010 06:21 PM (8y9MW)

He has a podcast that's one of the most popular ones out there. I've been listening for a few months and enjoy it a lot. Some of his rants would actually make good Tea Party campaign materials even though Carrolla wouldn't consider himself to be a conservative. But then I've liked Adam since his KROQ Loveline days.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 12, 2010 02:29 PM (R8rsg)

36 Ed Asner. Seeking relevancy with lefty whore opinions the media loves.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 12, 2010 02:30 PM (RWtqz)

37 Fuck that Marxist tool Ed Asner.  Good men lie in the ground having served their country, or having died before their time and that bag of crap is still breathing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 02:30 PM (UOM48)

38 Asner is an experienced pilot too! Apparently one can't make a 180 degree turn in a large jet.

Who knew?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 02:31 PM (LH6ir)

39 ...He serves as an advisor to the Rosenberg Fund for Children, an organization founded by the children of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg which provides benefits for the children of political activists, and as a board member for the wildlife conservation organization Defenders of Wildlife."

He's a lefty cocksucker to the bone.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 06:28 PM (MMC8r)

--Is Asner also, like the Rosenbergs, a self-hating Commie Jew?  No, I'm not an anti-Semite; I just find it incredible when members of the Tribe act so outrageously against their own people's interests.

But as far as the politics of Asner and the Rosenbergs go, birds of a shitfeather flock together. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 02:32 PM (BP6Z1)

40

He's got a new book coming out:  In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

excerpt:

http://tinyurl.com/26esrfh

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 12, 2010 02:32 PM (QMtmy)

41 "Okay, if 9-11 HAD been a conspiracy and BOOSH!!!!11!!! had been complicit, wouldn't Obowmao have used his, ahem, "office," to be the first to say so?" Well, no, Vincent Vega, because as we have all seen, Obama is too much of a gentleman to trash his predecessor. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. Oh, hell, that was funny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 02:32 PM (uG7PE)

42 Ed Asner is the slightly less retarded younger adopted brother of George Soros.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 02:33 PM (UOM48)

43 Carolla deserves high praise for restraining himself from saying, "you can't possibly be this fucking stupid!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 02:33 PM (LH6ir)

44 ed asner has always been a commie....so it's hard to tell if he is deranged because of his age or deranged because he is a commie

Posted by: neighbor of the mom of the guy with electronic fetish at November 12, 2010 02:36 PM (eOXTH)

45 i love adam carrolla..i miss his morning show....i know he has a pod cast but i'm not a pod cast person....

Posted by: neighbor of the mom of the guy with electronic fetish at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (eOXTH)

46 47 Carolla deserves high praise for restraining himself from saying, "you can't possibly be this fucking stupid!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 06:33 PM (LH6ir)

Adam Carolla is fucking awesome.  He'd never call himself a "conservative", but he's definitely a libertarian who openly rails against "liberal retards" on his podcast (the no.1 podcast on iTunes I think).  I'm shocked his rants against the government and taxes haven't been featured here more.

He's defended Glenn Beck too.  I don't remember his exact words, but one of his co-hosts was going on about how crazy he is and he shut her up by pointing out that every time he turns Beck on he's talking about "studying history and spending time with your kids.  Is that so bad?"   

Posted by: robviously at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (P0Asd)

47 crap stupid sock from yesterday

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (eOXTH)

48

Okay, if 9-11 HAD been a conspiracy and BOOSH!!!!11!!! had been complicit, wouldn't Obowmao have used his, ahem, "office," to be the first to say so? Not just to take the pressure off of his muslim faith, but to put the "war criminal BOOSH!!!11!!!!" away once and for all?

 

No.  Because Boosh and Cheney stayed up all night one night shredding all the evidence in Karl Rove's basement. 

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (p7Gk/)

49 Now, if Ed Assner was a birther, that'd be some funny shit!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (UOM48)

50 I'm sick to death of truthers. Using the death of thousands of innocent citizens of your own country, killed by members of a sick death cult, to make a political point is beyond the pale. I hope all truthers die a slow and painful death.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (TMB3S)

51 Couldn't have happened to a more spiteful, decrepit shit-head. 

Posted by: RoadRunner at November 12, 2010 02:38 PM (npMeg)

52 47 Carolla deserves high praise for restraining himself from saying, "you can't possibly be this fucking stupid!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 06:33 PM (LH6ir)

I disagree, he should have gotten high praise for saying that.

Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 02:39 PM (oVQFe)

53 'Ed Asner' anagram:  A Denser
Da sneer.

And Asner's always been a Commie, so this is hardly surprising. I was rightly shitting on him in an overnight thread earlier this week about his literal or virtual Party membership. Screw Mr Grant.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2010 02:41 PM (eQPq+)

54 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 06:33 PM (UOM4

I don't believe there is anything to prove even one word of that statement.  Especially the "less retarded" part.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 12, 2010 02:41 PM (8y9MW)

55 Asner is a full fledged commie. And a nasty one at that!

Posted by: Moi at November 12, 2010 02:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

56 49 ed asner has always been a commie....so it's hard to tell if he is deranged because of his age or deranged because he is a commie

I think it's "and," not "or."

Posted by: RoadRunner at November 12, 2010 02:42 PM (npMeg)

57 Asner would be much happier in a workers' paradise like North Korea, and I would certainly contribute to buying him a ticket there.  He and Kim Il Sung could sit around and discuss all his movie hits, and descend into dementia together.  Asner probably has a head start, though.

Posted by: sherlock at November 12, 2010 02:42 PM (thr9V)

58 Another Ed Asner anagram:  butthole

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 12, 2010 02:43 PM (AeXmB)

59 I know some people who really believe this, and it disgusts me. Saying that the people who died have actually been bribed to go into hiding, etc., is spitting on their graves and making a mockery out of their deaths.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 12, 2010 02:43 PM (yfJ6g)

60 Oh, Mister GRANT!!

Posted by: Mary Richards at November 12, 2010 02:44 PM (tJjm/)

61 More proof that leftards don't understand science.

Posted by: Moi at November 12, 2010 02:44 PM (Ez4Ql)

62 Didn't Slow Joe reveal he'd personally witnessed Darth Cheney climbing into the towers days before 9/11 with explosives? 

Ed Asner is a mean, nasty, evil old bastard.  Does God let these loons continue to live as a warning of what mean, evil, and nasty will look like when you're old?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 02:44 PM (UOM48)

63 Truthers should be punched in their stupid ignorant faces daily.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 12, 2010 02:45 PM (WmU2/)

64 God, I hate a truther.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 12, 2010 02:45 PM (QxSug)

65

 He and Kim Il Sung could sit around and discuss all his movie hits, and descend into dementia together

 

Shit.  Even Kim Il Sung would say:  "You're fucking crazy, dude". 

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 02:46 PM (p7Gk/)

66 "studying history and spending time with your kids. Is that so bad?" Well, yeah it is if you're so liberal that you believe that 1. whether or not a child has a daddy in his/her life doesn't matter 2. feelings are more important than facts

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 02:48 PM (uG7PE)

67 63 Another Ed Asner anagram:  butthole

Loudest laugh of the day.  Thank you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2010 02:48 PM (bvfVF)

68 I think one of the first Ace articles I read (the first being the undersea crab getting sucked into the tube) was a truther who "proved" that the towers couldn't have been felled by fire because he created a 11 foot tall chicken wire that he put propane on.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 12, 2010 02:49 PM (QxSug)

69 Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner, Charlie Sheen. This is the group of people who think they have cracked the biggest conspiracy in the history of man. I'm just glad stupid isn't contagious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2010 02:49 PM (TMB3S)

70 Don't call them truthers, there is no truth to their claims, call them 9/11 deniers it fits better

Posted by: justin cord at November 12, 2010 02:50 PM (O20xS)

71

Another Ed Asner anagram:  butthole

 

I keep looking at his name and all I can come up with is:  fuckwad.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 02:51 PM (p7Gk/)

72 "I don't believe there is anything to prove even one word of that statement. Especially the "less retarded" part." You're right, Allen G. He's just as retarded.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 02:51 PM (uG7PE)

73 Why would anyone WANT to believe this about America and her government, anyway?  It just seems to me that only someone desperate to see America as evil would be able to believe "Trutherism," as a sort of demented wish fulfillment.

I'm listening to Asner say that those weren't really planes that hit the towers, but missiles.  But then what happened to all the missing airplane passengers?  Why the crash of the 4th plane in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 02:51 PM (tJjm/)

74

The only good thing that Ed Asner is even remotely responsible for, is his (ex) daughter in law Jules........

Posted by: crowsting at November 12, 2010 02:52 PM (61BD9)

75

Hey Ed, did you know that if you stick your dick up against a wall socket and pee in it, you will have a religious experience and the real truth behind 9-11 will be revealed?

Well yes, Ed, you do have to have a dick.  Sorry.

Posted by: sherlock at November 12, 2010 02:52 PM (thr9V)

76 Heh.  He calls "this country" the greatest country ever, in terms of power.

Not democracy, not promoting freedom, not shielding the West from the Nazis and the Commies and now the Islamists. 

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 02:53 PM (tJjm/)

77 O/t:  So Boehner and Cantor say the republicans will vote on a measure next week to ban earmarks.

So Krauthammer and Nina...have a hissy fit..

All these folks are the same.....Krauthammer said it was "merely symbolic"....

you know what....maybe easton and krauthammer have to go too

get some new blood in there....people with half a brain..instead of none

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2010 02:53 PM (p302b)

78 I'm just glad stupid isn't contagious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2010 06:49 PM (TMB3S)

 

Hi! 

Posted by: Huffington Post at November 12, 2010 02:54 PM (p7Gk/)

79 "Asner would be much happier in a workers' paradise like North Korea, and I would certainly contribute to buying him a ticket there. " Yeah, but geniuses like Ed Assner, Michael Moore, Sean Penn,et al, never seem to want to live in the paradises of their ideals. Shame, it would be nice to be rid of the dolts. I'm still waiting for that dumbass, Sean Penn, to move to Venezuela and do a truthful documentary about his pal, Chavez. Or, Michael Moore, to move his fat ass to Cuba, and make use of their superior health care to solve all of the problems caused by his obesity.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 02:56 PM (uG7PE)

80 of course, the truther's conspiracies serve to further their own paranoid idiocy. What happens when you tell them that the 19 started training in may 2000, when Clinton was president and Gore was a shooo-in for #43. That is, it's more likely Clinton and Gore planned it out to help Gore do something nasty. Oh that doesn't work because it doesn't make Bush the bad guy.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 12, 2010 02:56 PM (QxSug)

81 Troofers are the same as Holocaust deniers.

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 02:57 PM (MMC8r)

82
The movie UP made a ton of $$, too.


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 02:58 PM (hBqOU)

83 you can see it even on this blog.  Those who want real reform, real action in exchange for allowing you to have the people's seat.  And those who think the tea party was just a passing fancy and can easily be "dealt with and neutered".  There are republicans on here who think they used the tea party to get the upper hand, they want to continue the status quo and now, like COD, they want the tea party to go away.  

Instead maybe the republican party and it's ilk and the democratic party and its ilk will go the way of the wind....dinosaurs....and the tea party and some conservative version of the democrats will rise up...

Posted by: curious at November 12, 2010 02:58 PM (p302b)

84 I once saw Wilford Brimley stab Ed Asner in the leg with an insulin needle in my mind just now.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 12, 2010 02:59 PM (wd0Iq)

85 Asner puts the 'ass' in hooting retard.

Posted by: My Combat Tutu is torn at November 12, 2010 03:01 PM (QBZl8)

86
Do you remember a few years when Ed Assner was on Politically Incorrect maybe? and he went off on an anti-Bush rant?

Ed was upset about people questioning his patriotism and calling him a commie so he kept calling us "red baiters."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 03:03 PM (hBqOU)

87 "Not democracy, not promoting freedom, not shielding the West from the Nazis and the Commies and now the Islamists. " CoolCzech, You Islamophobe! They're a religion of peace and love. The terrorist stuff is because, they're, umm, perpetually on the rag?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 03:04 PM (uG7PE)

88 Aw, crap, now I'm a sexist. I denounce myself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 03:05 PM (uG7PE)

89  I once saw Wilford Brimley stab Ed Asner in the leg with an insulin needle in my mind just now.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 12, 2010 06:59 PM (wd0Iq)

 

Ah shit.  Now you've done it.  Now I'm seeing Ed Asner, Barney Frank, and Helen Thomas in a threesome.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:05 PM (p7Gk/)

90 So, Ed Asner, Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn drive into a wall....at high speed.


* I know there's a joke in there somewhere *

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 03:06 PM (UOM48)

91 I am reading Adam's book now - it's awesome!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 12, 2010 03:06 PM (SB0V2)

92 ...He serves as an advisor to the Rosenberg Fund for Children, an organization founded by the children of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg which provides benefits for the children of political activists

--What's the definition of chutzpah?

Two commie traitors getting hanged and having libtard shitbirds begging for mercy because their children are orphans.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 03:06 PM (BP6Z1)

93 You Islamophobe! They're a religion of peace and love. The terrorist stuff is because, they're, umm, perpetually on the rag?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2010 07:04 PM (uG7PE)


Did you just call muzzies "ragheads"??

Denounce yourself!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:07 PM (tJjm/)

94 Just a reminder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiSwqaQ4VbA

Posted by: cpaulus at November 12, 2010 03:07 PM (1yqbh)

95

Okay, a little tied-up today and late to the stomping sites but WTF with the AI ads for Troy Davis "Stop The Execution"? (and a 1000 pardons if someone earlier today asked and it was answered.)

Ace, do you guys pic the ads or is it a google decision what ads appear on the site?

Posted by: Drillanwr at November 12, 2010 03:08 PM (jb2Y0)

96 Ah shit.  Now you've done it.  Now I'm seeing Ed Asner, Barney Frank, and Helen Thomas in a threesome.\

Does Ed have a computer mouse up his ass?

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 03:08 PM (MMC8r)

97 97 So, Ed Asner, Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn drive into a wall....at high speed.


* I know there's a joke in there somewhere *

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2010 07:06 PM (UOM4


I don't get it.

Posted by: Princess Diana at November 12, 2010 03:08 PM (tJjm/)

98 "...Now I'm seeing Ed Asner, Barney Frank, and Helen Thomas in a threesome." My brain is currently telling me to kill myself.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 12, 2010 03:09 PM (wd0Iq)

99 So, Ed Asner, Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn drive into a wall....at high speed.

Must've gone over my head.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at November 12, 2010 03:10 PM (MMC8r)

100 Has anybody seen my computer gerbil?

Posted by: Richard Geer at November 12, 2010 03:11 PM (tJjm/)

101 Does Ed have a computer mouse up his ass?

Posted by: nickless at November 12, 2010 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

 

AAAAHHHH!  Barney's clicking it.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:12 PM (p7Gk/)

102 Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 07:05 PM (p7Gk/)

Stop it! Please...just stop.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 03:18 PM (LH6ir)

103 106 "So, Ed Asner, Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn drive into a wall....at high speed."

Must've gone over my head.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at November 12, 2010 07:10 PM (MMC8r)


I see what you did there.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield Head Looking Up From the Curb at November 12, 2010 03:20 PM (tJjm/)

104 Drillanwr: It's because of all the posts on the death penalty.

Posted by: Moi at November 12, 2010 03:20 PM (Ez4Ql)

105 Oh, and by the way, can any of you engineer or physicist types explain to me how something doesn't fall at the acceleration of gravity? We'll ignore air resistance and shit like that, just to make it easier on poor Ed's beautifully smooth brain.

At least some of the 9/11 Deniers (yes, you are correct up there, so I will steal it from you) pretend to understand basic science.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 03:22 PM (LH6ir)

106
I didn't hear the part where Adam Carolla got his yucks. He sounded like he had an open mind to all the nutty conspiracies and was entertaining the possibility of it all being true.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 03:23 PM (6cqZX)

107

The cancellation of Lou Grant in 1982 was the subject of much controversy....Asner has consistently contended that the publicity surrounding his political views was the real cause for the cancellation..

He played the same character for twelve years on two different shows. I think that was Hollywood's way of telling the 70s were over and he needed to get a new gig.

Posted by: Book Geek at November 12, 2010 03:28 PM (1+OO5)

108

Truthers should be punched in their stupid ignorant faces daily.

More than once on Veterans Day.

Posted by: Cicero at November 12, 2010 03:29 PM (QKKT0)

109

Truthers should be punched in their stupid ignorant faces daily.

More than once on Veterans Day.

Posted by: Cicero at November 12, 2010 07:29 PM (QKKT0)

--Make the world a better place . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 03:36 PM (BP6Z1)

110 Coming in late, but in case it wasn't mentioned, Asner is a Mumia abu-Jamal supporter, too.  Big time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 12, 2010 03:37 PM (i+9lz)

111 Conspiracy theories are like choose your own adventure books.  Even when you hit a dead end you can go back and start again and avoid walking down to dark well this time. 

Posted by: Tin Foil Hat at November 12, 2010 03:38 PM (sWPjB)

112 112 Oh, and by the way, can any of you engineer or physicist types explain to me how something doesn't fall at the acceleration of gravity? We'll ignore air resistance and shit like that, just to make it easier on poor Ed's beautifully smooth brain.

At least some of the 9/11 Deniers (yes, you are correct up there, so I will steal it from you) pretend to understand basic science.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 12, 2010 07:22 PM (LH6ir)

My guess is that he's attempting to claim that it would fall slower because of impacts with the lower floors.  And honestly I wouldn't be surprised if you actually analyzed it you would find that they did likely fall at slightly slower than the rate of acceleration due to gravity, except for the the higher floors which aren't dealing with any of the additional impacts.  Good luck performing an analysis through all the smoke and dust though.

Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 03:38 PM (oVQFe)

113 I was going to threaten to track down Soona and kill him for that mental image. But then nickless piped up and then I wanted to track him down instead. But now it's back to Soona.

Save yourself, nickless, don't add another comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2010 03:39 PM (eQPq+)

114 "telling him the 70s were over". Sheesh.

Posted by: Book Geek at November 12, 2010 03:40 PM (1+OO5)

115 I think we all know who was behind 9/11 Keyser Söze!

Posted by: The Usual Suspects at November 12, 2010 03:43 PM (sWPjB)

116 Man I kinda wish the whole thing was an inside job so we could get rid of the TSA.

Posted by: Tired of being groped at November 12, 2010 03:48 PM (sWPjB)

117 This is a case where Carolla should have bored in, kept up the questions and not let Asner dodge them. Questions like "Is Obama part of the conspiracy, yes or no?" "Are you saying Obama's too dumb to find out the truth, or is he helping cover up the most monstrous crime in history. Which is it?"

People always let 9/11 conspiracy theory motherfuckers (that is, by the way, the official term for them, not "truthers" because truth has nothing to do with it) off the hook because they don't want to embarass them with their idiocy. But they deserve to be humiliated!

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 12, 2010 03:57 PM (tF7cl)

118  so, "Asner" might have been a clever "stage name" for "Asshat"?

Posted by: Frank G at November 12, 2010 03:59 PM (4X0aT)

119 I fucking hate truthers with the hatred of a billion burning suns.

You think our own country carried out 9/11? Fuck you. I'll be more than happy to say it to your face to. And if you'd like to try something, please, be my guest.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacon Raconteur at November 12, 2010 04:00 PM (eCAn3)

120 126 I fucking hate truthers with the hatred of a billion burning suns.

You think our own country carried out 9/11? Fuck you. I'll be more than happy to say it to your face to. And if you'd like to try something, please, be my guest.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacon Raconteur at November 12, 2010 08:00 PM (eCAn3)

Yeah, I am simultaneously happy and disappointed I have not run into a 9/11 conspiracy nut in real life.

Glad I know no one that fucking dumb, and really wishing I could call them fucking stupid to their face and destroy their retarded arguments.

Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 04:05 PM (oVQFe)

121 Carolla's movie, The Hammer, is really good, too.

Posted by: lasue at November 12, 2010 04:09 PM (S25IC)

122 Hi-larious remash of Asners inane ramblings with UP video

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ ACPBlog/2010/11/10/up-in-conspiracy-ed-asner/

Posted by: ForTheTie at November 12, 2010 04:12 PM (f11Vy)

123 I've seen a couple of assholes with those infuriating "9/11 was an inside job" bumperstickers on their usually ratty piece of shit vehicles.

One of these days, I'm going to have the pleasure of catching one of them as they get out of their car.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacon Raconteur at November 12, 2010 04:18 PM (eCAn3)

124 You know what I hate most about these truthers? It's not just that they're both stupid and deranged--it's that they're such fucking cowards.

Not one of them can ever answer these questions in a simple, direct way:

Who?
How?
Why?

Instead it's all hinting about at some dark conspiracy by unnamed players.

Fucking pussies. If you believe it, say it. Who did it? How did they accomplish it? For what purpose? And more importantly--why accomplish the goal this way?

God, they piss me off. How can someone sit there so smugly when they have neither evidence nor answers? Fuck truthers.

Posted by: Warden at November 12, 2010 04:46 PM (HzhBE)

125 Wait...planes can't turn around?  How does that work?  Or not work, as it were?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at November 12, 2010 04:56 PM (fuw6p)

126 I'm just glad stupid isn't contagious. Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2010 06:49 PM (TMB3S) Sadly, tragically, stupid is all too contagious. Witness the 52% of 2008 as well as those who have lived in Democrat-controlled districts for the past 50-odd years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2010 06:27 PM (9Cooa)

127 Ed Asner?  What are you listening to him for?  He doens't have the hat.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 13, 2010 04:09 AM (0Jy1K)

128 Asner has always been a confused, deranged old man.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 13, 2010 09:02 AM (61b7k)

129 Weren't Asner and Danny Glover also implicated in the deaths of those Cuban rescue pilots operating out of Florida?

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