Remain calm!  All is well!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/c62hqt

Were they going through foreclosure as well?

Because we all know this is about the erosion of the American dream.

"but there was "no known immediate threat to the public or any active plot against the United States," FBI spokeswoman Gail Marcinkiewicz said."

Yeah, well, what our gov't doesn't know could fill a jihadi cell.

There's a homeland security threat?  That can wait.  Who is that handsome new Supreme Court Justice?

...and what the government does "know" could fill a barn

......and what the government does "know" could fill a barn.

Maybe the Playskool and/or Lego ones my kids played with as toddlers......

Anyone else find it ironic that Boston and a few other Mass. towns were also calling for a boycott of Arizona because of their new immigration law?  Oh, right - that's only for MEXICAN immigration violators........

......and what the government does "know" could fill a barn.

Oh, wait - I see what you did there; never mind.......

*yawn*

You do realize they only catch the really dumb ones. Stay tuned....the intelligent ones will strike while the government and MFM are concentrating on the "real threats", the Teaparty Patriots.

Were they going through foreclosure as well? Because we all know this is about the erosion of the American dream.--Posted by: laceyunderalls

Heh. Shahzad pre-determined to go to Pakistan for terrorism training, decided to quit his job and simply quit making house payments since he wasn't going to stay there.

"The Spirit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of Taliban..."

Elected officials in Worchester, Lawrence, Springfield, and Amherst say they are drafting measures similar to the one Boston's City Council passed last week that asks city officials to identify city contracts and purchasing agreements with Arizona and Arizona-based companies, and end them immediately.

Okay, Waterton isn't one of the cities.  Don't know how close to Boston it is, though - I'm down here with the knuckle draggers and cousin marriers in the South.....

Oooh-ooooh, Aaaaah-aaaah!

Lessee, New York City goes bigtime for Da Zero.

New York City is a prime target for carriers of camel crabs.

Da Zero cuts funding for anti-terror program in New York City.

OK!

Federal authorities are holding them on immigration violations. It's time for LA to boycott Washington DC.

Alright, who want to join me in dumping all the Arizona Iced Tea in the Potomac? That'll show 'em.

just say they were teabaggers all day, people will believe it, than we can put fine print on the bottom of next weeks news, it was akmed, most of the people can't  won't read  it . 

see we told the truth! fair and honest news  24/7

Muslim extremists, doing the job that teabaggers won't do.

12 A Mobil gas station in Brookline  I knew Big Oil was behind it.

It's even worse than that, as Biden will shortly confirm.  Those brown people are now extending their control over Seven-Elevens to Mobil stations!  Where will they stop?  Is Piggily-Wiggly next?... oh, wait.

Presbyterians.

Can smell them from here.

Posted by: prez at May 13, 2010 12:22 PM (gjUaP)

Is that more or less than 3,000%?

Nine indicted for accessing Obama's student loan accounts while federal contractors.

But your health records are perfectly secure.

Since Barry already envisions himself as the Halfrican American FDR, I can already see his 2012 reelection slogan:  "He kept us safe!"

A Mobil gas station in Brookline, another Boston suburb, also was raided. The entrances and exits to the station were cordoned off by yellow tape, and FBI agents were going in and out of the building

Perhaps an accomplice in the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster?  Maybe the triggerman?  Wheel man?

Which shows that illegal immigrants are upset about the Healthcare Bill.

Well, duh!  Because they were excluded from it!  Sheesh you wingers are stupid! 

I wondered when the synaptically challenged snapper would show up.

"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!11!!"

Only middleaged white men run BIG OIL MOBIL STATION.

I blame Boooooooooooooooooooosh.

Let me guess, Asian Males?

Are you sure they are not angry shaolin Bhudist monks upset at EvilBushitler policies?

I blame the Jackon Whites

 http://tinyurl.com/28zhudo

OT -- but awesome Chris Christie.  video at link.

http://tinyurl.com/27ehmd5

OT

I have a small problem. I have a man (boss) who wants me to design a golf putter. Something new and improved. I don't know jack about golf, and there is only so much you can do to a chunk of cast or forged flat sided metal on the end of a stick. Anyone have any suggestions as to what makes a great putter, and what doesn't? I'm open to suggestions, especially snarky ones.

Has Cuntessa emoted on the subject yet?

If wasn't a homo, I'd hit Cuntessa.   But I'd have to stand in line.

Maddog, I'm trying to think of someone, ANYONE who plays golf while we have Nashville under water and a oil well pumping oil into the gulf.

He's your man.

At least I've heard many of my former Obama-supporting co-workers groaning in disgust at his appearance here.

Bwhahaha!  I am still shocked by the number of mind-numbed, koolaid drinking Obamabots that still think he's doing a great job.  This one particular guy (who retired early--before 60 and is living on his investments) just kills me.  He is all excited about Obamacare because both he and his retired wife (she's still 50 something) had to buy their own catastrophic health plan since they are too young to be covered by Medicare.  He's been bitching about all the money he's lost in his investments lately and constantly launching tirades on the greedy bankers and how Bush allowed them to get away with murder because he didn't regulate them.  When I point out that Bush and the Repubs. tried to rein in Freddie and Fannie (one of the main causes of the financial crisis) the Dems rebuffed them, and the current Dodd Bill doesn't do anything to regulate them, he either pooh poohs me or walks away.  It's just astounding.  That Obama Koolaid is some strong stuff. 

Those Mennonites.  I always knew they were up to something.  What is it they're hidding under those hats?

I guess now we know.

Bush let us down again on the Mennonite connection.

Give it five blades.

Great idea! Then next year we'll give it six, call it the new generation, and add 5 bucks to the price of replacement blades.

Hussein da plumber.  Are you suggesting that we pull over horse and buggy terrorists in Lancaster Pa and ask for their papers???

It's called Driving with Beard.

And groovy hat.

Maddog, I'm trying to think of someone, ANYONE who plays golf while we have Nashville under water and a oil well pumping oil into the gulf.

Heh!  As we all know, Nashville was a Confederate stronghold, so the flooding is just a little cosmic karma for its role in the Civil War.  It's full of racist, bitter clinging white people.  They deserve it.  And as for the oil spill, that's BP's fault.  They made the mess, now they need to clean it up.  So someone get them a bunch of mops.  Even if I intervened, someone would complain that I wasn't holding the mop right or that I was using a socialist mop.  Really nothing for me to do in either situation.  Besides, my short game needs some work.

At least I've heard many of my former Obama-supporting co-workers groaning in disgust at his appearance here.

Posted by: snapdragon

Does this mean that you're going to boycot the Dear Leader for eeeeeevil immigration polices? And if finding conspirators two weeks after the attempt is "quite a success" can the weenie vendor in NY who actually called it claim that he's the next James Bond? Idiot.

We have pathetic trolls nowadays.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 13, 2010 01:19 PM (0q2P7)

You know, Mike, that ain't bad. Would it be legal?

It's called Driving while with Bearded

There, FIFY

You know, I polish my putter to such a glossy sheen, I can see my fabulous face in it!

Posted by: damian at May 13, 2010 01:21 PM (4WbTI)

Thats good too! But again, is it legal?

On top of the putter head put a holograph of a woman striping

Barbara Pole?

I have no idea, I don't make golf clubs for a living, my command of the "official" players rules barely gets me through a friendly game.

Being Precedent means I get to play winter rules all year round! 

In other news one of my husband's co-workers got her car attacked by squirrels last night.

Posted by: snap dragqueen at May 13, 2010 01:02 PM (Vqruj)

when, their car/suv is loaded with propane tanks gas and fertilizer.and they are seen with a sign on their back saying Hey over here Look at me, hating on you americans! "I'll keel you, allah akbar" and have 100 witness's and tape of every thing, and still it will end up with comments from msnbc, poor terrorists, regular sweet kind person, came to this country wanting a better life, and some teabagger looked at him funny,  dwhy blame him, blame the teabaggers for all this grief, over the years

of course the assumption if he'she is muslim will first be  o-heck- they are just going to have hamburgers and hotdogs for all their friends in manhattan.. if  the owner is a white "hick"male or female it's immediate accusation for joe shmoe if he's in the alabama wilderness, he must be up to no good,  settting bombs, it can't be like he might have a fishin reel, or  out hunting for racoons, with all his kids in tow

do as i do when at a bris, be bris-sully-unaware.

in other words close your eyes and wear earplugs.

Related: the Chilean authorities arrested a Pakistani a few days ago who showed up at the US Embassy for a visa renewal with traces of explosives on his hands and clothes.

Story from ABC News. h/t Fausta's Blog.

Meet the next Susan Boyle: Janey Cutler 80years young

Posted by: Hobo at May 13, 2010 01:22 PM (V8B//)

Why did Keith Richards audition in a dress?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 13, 2010 01:39 PM (cNlAO)

They're MUSLIMS.  They ARE circumcised.  (Muslim boys are circumcised generally around age 9 or 10.)

When we capture these savages we should threaten them with circumcision, it's the old water boarding, works for me!

Yea!  He's back!  Nam Grunt, where the heck have you been?  I've missed you?  (Although my keyboard is a lot dryer without me drooling over it as you describe whatever yummy dish you're cooking).

BTW, when I was a teenager, we played SuperSpeed Golf on Saturday morning.  Nothing but a 5iron and sneakers, first people on the course and run between shots, first one back wins.  Strokes were unimportant.

Shouldn't that have been called SuperSpeedStreak Golf?

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 12:54 PM (CfmlF)

You mean "Sledge HAMMER!"  I was surprised to see David Rasche in the movie United 93 - hadn't seen him much since Sledge got axed.

There are no home grown, radical, fundamentalist Hutterites in America!

Evil Obama brought them here!

BTW, when I was a teenager, we played SuperSpeed Golf on Saturday morning.  Nothing but a 5iron and sneakers, first people on the course and run between shots, first one back wins.  Strokes were unimportant.

Shouldn't that have been called SuperSpeedStreak Golf?

Posted by: runningrn (not drooling right now)

WIth that approach, I'd gather that strokes were far more important than first indicated.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 13, 2010 01:39 PM (0q2P7)

Pepper spray or a nice stick work wonders in those situations.  Everyone that goes into those sorts of places knows (or should know) to carry either or both.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 13, 2010 01:10 PM (0q2P7)

Unless you're Rick Perry.  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  (Blows smoke away from muzzle)

The putter needs to have a GIS program built in which will read the topography and speed of the green and project the required putting line between the ball and the hole.

After you've lined the putter up correctly, it will project a second red line BEHIND the ball that will show you exactly how far to draw back the putting blade. If you deviate from the line as you draw back or if you get out of tempo, the lines will momentarily disappear, warning you to stop and start over again.

The handle will have (1) a built in, high pitched dog whistle to alert (only) you if you start to flip your wrists, and (2) a pop-out, razor sharp, retractable switchblade for slashing at stuff when you miss an easy putt.  

I've missed you? 

That's a hostile question marking, rrn

_{/says the girl that can't type a sentence on a blog w/out a typo!}

Posted by: grognard at May 13, 2010 01:25 PM (v0kvW)

**sniff**sniff** I cried a joyful cry...

157
Maddogg, there's some companies spending lots of $$$ designing putters already.  Maybe you can point that out to the idiot boss that sent you on this goose chase?

He is newly aware of that. Told me to forget it, if I want to. BTW, any form of sighting devise is illegal in regulation golf I am now told. So it is as I suspected.

Hey, did you know BHO is coming to NYC after his jaunt to Buffalo, so he can thank the cops involved in the Times Square attempted bombing. Takes a certain amount of balls to come to NYC the day after you slash the Homeland Security budget for NYC.

Teh Balls of a Chicago Thug!

That's a hostile question marking

See and there I go! (I did that on purpose to prove my point  _{not really! I shall blame the conf. call I'm half-ass paying attention to!})

Posted by: Michael Moore

...Kill people with funnel cake and shoo-fly pie. They both bring a whole new meaning to 'crazy' quilts. And to barn-raisings. And to rejection of modern society. And produce. And nice millwork.

That's a hostile question marking, rrn

Heh~!  Lacey!  I was so excited to see Nam, I tripped over myself.  I typed a "?" instead of an "!"  I should have done eleventy, and then I wouldn't have made that mistake!  heh!

Kill people with funnel cake and shoo-fly pie

OK, the shoo-fly I can see, but the funnel cake?  Nooooo!  (Throws self over funnel cake frying in deep fat).

O/T--Mike Pence is a BAD.ASS!

Per FB--

Mike Pence This afternoon I am introducing legislation to stop U.S. tax dollars from being used by the International Monetary Fund (IMF) for bailouts for European countries. Details to follow...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 13, 2010 01:48 PM (0q2P7)

Hurts like hell.  The Israelites used that to their advantage when Dinah's brothers avenged her rape: they told the men of Shechem that they'd let their rapist prince marry their sister and indeed merge their two tribes if the men of Shechem all agreed to be circumcised.  They did, and while they were laid up, two of Dinah's brothers slaughtered the men of Shechem.

I have no idea why, when Mohammed essentially adapted Judaism into his own new religion, he decided to fix the day of circumcision at 8 years instead of 8 days.

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 01:55 PM (CfmlF)

Do they do Deep-Fried Butter?

Kill people with funnel cake and shoo-fly pie

OK, the shoo-fly I can see, but the funnel cake?  Nooooo!  (Throws self over funnel cake frying in deep fat).

Posted by: runningrn

 I hope you realize that if you do that, you'll receive 72 jars of homemade relish in Paradise. Paradise PA that is. Which as we all know is extremely close to Intercourse PA.

Muslim boys are circumcised generally around age 9 or 10

One of the worst things I had to do at work was try (yeah it ended up being impossible for me to do) to put a foley catheter in a Somalian woman who had been femaley circumcised.  We ended up having to call a urologist to do it.  Her anatomy was all screwed up.  I believe that this too is done when a girl is about that age.

...Kill people with funnel cake and shoo-fly pie. They both bring a whole new meaning to 'crazy' quilts. And to barn-raisings. And to rejection of modern society. And produce. And nice millwork.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 13, 2010 01:51 PM (R2fpr)

Gosh, if we could only get Islam to adopt the Shaker creed of no sex... imagine: fewer suicide bombs, more folk furniture.

Posted by: The Barefoot C*ntessa Brewer at May 13, 2010 01:46 PM (Mmw0q)

what's so sad about this, is  she would rather Regular Americans hate Fellow Americans so much they'd just plant car bombs to destroy fellow americans families .  I guess she'd prefer to live in countries like russia, iraq, saudi arabia, afghanistan, where killing your fellow citizens is considered the norm.

 what a horrid person she is.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 13, 2010 01:57 PM (cNlAO)

Write the book.  Books get made into movies, including a lot that shouldn't.

I hope you realize that if you do that, you'll receive 72 jars of homemade relish in Paradise. Paradise PA that is. Which as we all know is extremely close to Intercourse PA.

Yes, being from PA, I know you have to drive through intercourse to get to Paradise.  (At least from where I used to live).  And yeah, every time we had company from out of town, my dad would take us all to the Amish Farm House.  Then we'd go eat at Good and Plenty.  Good times.

Posted by: Tennesse Tuxedo

Here we are talking about putters, terrorism, circumcision at the awkward age of 8 and rampaging shoo-fly pie, and there you are whining about staleness!?!?

Posted by: Monty at May 13, 2010 01:59 PM (4Pleu)

Ah yes!  Thanks Monty!  That one's a classic!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 13, 2010 01:57 PM (cNlAO)

I'd totally buy and read your book!  Some of the best books were written by soldiers.

Posted by: grognard

I'm sure that a great many things were spawned there.

Gosh, if we could only get Islam to adopt the Shaker creed of no sex... imagine: fewer suicide bombs, more folk furniture.

It was such a shock when Mabel died and I realized I was the only Shaker left!  Stirred me!

Mayor Bloomberg will know what to do.

237 I'll put $5 on that too.

3:15 give or take 5

You're from PA?  No....no....it's not possible!  *sobs*.

There, there.  (Pats Kratos's head).  If it helps, I was born in Michigan, outside of Detroit.

Y'all know I love you guys right? just lurking more these days, guess I should speak up more.

I was getting worried about you and Teej.  I haven't seen either of you around here in a coon's age!

228 Doesn't that have Mrs. Brady churning butter quite vigorously in it??

Yeah, umm, I believe I blocked that in 1995 when it first came out.

what's so sad about this, is  she would rather Regular Americans hate Fellow Americans so much they'd just plant car bombs to destroy fellow americans families .  I guess she'd prefer to live in countries like russia, iraq, saudi arabia, afghanistan, where killing your fellow citizens is considered the norm.

 what a horrid person she is.

Posted by: msnbc for the shlubs at May 13, 2010 01:58 PM (7FgWm)

No, no, no.  She wants the bad guys to be Regular Americans because then she can understand their motivation, they're identifiable and can be rounded up more easily, without fear of having to use racial profiling.  When the bad guys turn out to be Pakistani immigrants, that means that (a) they really are motivated by religious fanaticism and blind hatred of America, (b) they're blended in with all of the other Pakistani and Middle Eastern and other Muslim immigrants like needles in a haystack, and (c) ethnic profiling just might have to play a role in how to find and fight them.  That (a), (b) and (c) are so intolerable for a Liberal that they'd really rather all terrorists were "homegrown Regular Americans."

Our GENIUS law enforcement types had two surveillance planes circling over Watertown last night---no searchlights, but certainly noticeable and sufficiently out-of-the-ordinary to anyone with eyes and ears, which I guess the feds assumed the towelheads did not have.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 13, 2010 01:39 PM (cNlAO)

Circumcision..the new water boarding!

Love it! B++

OT

I have a small problem. I have a man (boss) who wants me to design a golf putter. Something new and improved. I don't know jack about golf, and there is only so much you can do to a chunk of cast or forged flat sided metal on the end of a stick. Anyone have any suggestions as to what makes a great putter, and what doesn't? I'm open to suggestions, especially snarky ones.

Posted by: maddogg at May 13, 2010 01:14 PM (OlN4e)

Eh...the guy putting?

Do they do Deep-Fried Butter?

Not that I know.  I know they do deep fried snickers and deep fried cheesecake.  I prefer regular snickers and cheesecake on a stick (despite the old adage "everything tastes better deep fried" being true.)

And yeah, someone else said they must not be doing the elephant ears right, they must not be, because I don't like them!

Don't forget you have to drive thru Blue Ball before getting to Bird in hand, usually leaving you in Paradise, PA.

Posted by: Mjim

Ah yes. There's some dangerous curves between those last two locations. Strangely enough, if you fail to negotiate them, you somehow end up in the first location.Even so, when travelling alone there's still a chance that you'll reach Slippery Rock.

Hawaii will have to suffice this year.

Gee, I hope a Toucan doesn't eat your brain. I so hate malnutrition in birds...

One of the worst things I had to do at work was try (yeah it ended up being impossible for me to do) to put a foley catheter in a Somalian woman who had been femaley circumcised.  We ended up having to call a urologist to do it.  Her anatomy was all screwed up.  I believe that this too is done when a girl is about that age.

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 01:57 PM (CfmlF)

Say, I bet that in your line of work you've seen and handled both uncircumcised and circumcised genitalia of both genders.  That makes you one of the few people here who knows the subject from personal observation.  Tell us, how would you compare male circumcision to female circumcision in terms of tissue loss and alteration of anatomy and function?

I did cancel our upcoming family trip to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, though.

Awesome. Thanks for letting us know.

Hey-let's talk moron meet-up.

Screw Vegas.

How 'bout AZ???

"Don't forget you have to drive thru Blue Ball before getting to Bird in hand..."

Bakery in Bird in Hand = best donuts ever.  Just watch out for the Llamas.

Not that I know.  I know they do deep fried snickers and deep fried cheesecake.  I prefer regular snickers and cheesecake on a stick (despite the old adage "everything tastes better deep fried" being true.)

And yeah, someone else said they must not be doing the elephant ears right, they must not be, because I don't like them!

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 02:09 PM (CfmlF)

At University Cafe in Glasgow, Scotland, you can get ANYTHING deep-fried -- bring it in and they'll fry it.  The menu already includes deep-fried Mars bars, deep-fried pizza, deep-fried pickles and deep-fried pickled eggs, along with the fish and chips, of course.

Posted by: snapdragon

Gee. you have to suffice with Hawaii, Going to see the Obama shrine? Or will you settle for pissing off of the USS Arizona memorial while you're there? Those haters got what they deserved, didn't they you jerk.

Bakery in Bird in Hand = best donuts ever.  Just watch out for the Llamas.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 13, 2010 02:12 PM (HaYO4)

Fernando or Lorenzo?

Oh wait -- LLAMAS, not Lamas.   Never mind.

I did cancel our upcoming family trip to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, though.

No need to see that when you can see it at home.

Hawaii will have to suffice this year.

Yeah right.  Whatever.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 13, 2010 02:08 PM (5Etcj)

Going to sail there, are you?  Because it would be irresponsible of you to rape your Mother Earth by flying or cruising there.

At University Cafe in Glasgow, Scotland, you can get ANYTHING deep-fried -- bring it in and they'll fry it.  The menu already includes deep-fried Mars bars, deep-fried pizza, deep-fried pickles and deep-fried pickled eggs, along with the fish and chips, of course.

Deep Fried Haggis!

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 02:12 PM (CfmlF)

Rove drove the getaway boat to the rendezvous with the seaplane.  W piloted that home.

Deep Fried Haggis!

Posted by: runningrn

That is wrong in oh so many ways. Let's feed some to snapped dragon. He's an Obama groupie so he's stupid enough to eat anything.

Just for you, I just lit a pile of mesquite in the grill to cook up some poke chops stuffed with cajun sausage 2" thick, and made a great hot bbq dipping sauce, cobbed corn, baked potato (loaded) and cornbread, can't wait to eat.

Thanks, Nam!  You made my mouth water, seriously!  That sounds absolutely luscious! 

Hey when we all going to fly out to Nam's house for a BBQ?  Forget Moronpalooza (remember that pipedream?)  Let's all go to LA!  I'll bring a pie (not shoo-fly!)

Hey-let's talk moron meet-up.

Screw Vegas.

How 'bout AZ???

Deep Fried Haggis!

Posted by: runningrn at May 13, 2010 02:16 PM (CfmlF)

Scabby Dick?

Andrew Gilchrist
Thursday 22 January 2004
The Guardian

It is Burns Day this Sunday and a good many Scots will be honouring the world's greatest bard with a trip to the chippie for the world's greatest fast food: the deep-fried haggis. Shaped like the sort of thing cavemen employed to swat woolly mammoths, and sporting a threadbare coat of batter that is rarely crisp and never golden, the deep-fried haggis, affectionately nicknamed the scabby dick, is a foodstuff so greasy that if you drop it you may never pick it up.  Indeed, so densely packed is this Everest of endurance eating that few people have ever managed to finish a whole one. It lands in your stomach like a felled tree. Attach a handle to either end and the police could use it to break down doors. When John Hurt's stomach blew open in Alien, the first thought north of the border was that he had tried to eat two.

The deep-fried haggis has a few things in common with the traditional haggis. In general, both begin with oatmeal and spices plus the heart, liver and lungs of sheep, which, as you will no doubt agree, already sounds delicious. But whereas the traditional model gets packed into a sheep's stomach and boiled, the deep-fried haggis takes an altogether different route: from the freezer to the frier to the fat cells - a journey that is now more Scottish than the road to the isles or the west highland way.

Would Burns have disapproved? Would he have seen deep-fried haggis as a symbol of the debasement of a once-rich culture? This is, after all, the country that gave the world the anaesthetic and golf (although many would say they are the same thing). Perhaps. But Rabbie was a punk. Chances are he would have stood in a chippie queue and thought: "In truth, it's from scenes such as these that auld Scotia's grandeur springs eternal."

Say, I bet that in your line of work you've seen and handled both uncircumcised and circumcised genitalia of both genders.  That makes you one of the few people here who knows the subject from personal observation.  Tell us, how would you compare male circumcision to female circumcision in terms of tissue loss and alteration of anatomy and function?

I actually think that circumcision improves the aesthetic appearance of a man's um, appendage.  I don't think it's disfiguring like a woman's.  Female circumcision can leave women with functional problems later as well that can require corrective surgery.

affectionately nicknamed the scabby dick,

One man's spotted dick is another man's scabby dick.  Personally, I enjoy them both!

I see, my mistake. When I saw you were from PA, it jumped to my mind that the Centraila Coal Fire could have been started when you were born...as to inaugerate the beginning of your reign of terror.

Phew!  I wasn't born yet.  Now my older, formerly evil sister...

In my view, the more clothing women wear, the better, .

Kratos--closet Muzzie?  A burka-phile?  Your Skinamax collection, is it the Middle East series?

OT -- but awesome Chris Christie.  video at link.

http://tinyurl.com/27ehmd5

Buttah!  He's like buttah!  I loves him.

Thanks for sharing.  I predict this will make it all over the place if it hasn't already.

Posted by: maverick muse at May 13, 2010 02:26 PM (H+LJc)

Well, the Waimea Canyon on Kauai is pretty impressive.  They call it the Grand Canyon of the Pacific.

I just don't see how Snappy can get its family over there without a MASSIVE carbon footprint.  I look forward to Obama getting his Cap and Trade plan through Congress: that should make it virtually illegal for private citizens to travel to and from Hawaii.

Posted by: Mjim at May 13, 2010 02:25 PM (V8B//)

Little Nancy was lost for the price of a touch
And a gash across her face....

Growing up in Camden NJ during the 60's I kind of took pride in the fact that Camden was included  on the FBI's top ten list of major crimes per capita. That was Camdens only claim to fame I thought. I realized many years later after living in FL that FBI list was basically for assholes. Then with the wonder of the intertubes I found an article in 2004 that stated t Camden had beaten out Detroit for the highly coveted 'Most dangerous city in the USA title'My reaction was and idea of selling 'We're #1' T-shirts on the steps of city hall just to rub elected officials nose in their federally funded Dodge City full of scumbags. Now today I see Camden mentioned in national news in relation to the Times Square bombing attempt WTF? Gov.Christie is slapping these people straight in this state and I hope my once beautiful city that fell victim to Johnson/Moyers Great fuckin Society fuckin train loads of casharama fuckin dealio bullshit programs could at least die a better fate thet Detriots commune style urban farm shit! http://tinyurl.com/2894up2