August 09, 2010
— Ace Because I put a lot of of them up there, damnit.
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Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at August 09, 2010 12:05 PM (1Bu4F)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2010 12:08 PM (pw8SX)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2010 12:10 PM (KEX+q)
Posted by: Penfold at August 09, 2010 12:10 PM (1PeEC)
I can't believe they think we're so stupid we'll believe this shit. It's insulting.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 12:11 PM (9PzaA)
This morning I heard Obama is gonna create a Bank of Innovation but I couldn't find any more details on it.
I'm speculating here but I think it's gonna be a bank...for innovation funding nonsense for people who have no intention of paying back the loans.
So they're not really loans...which makes it not really a bank.
Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 12:12 PM (uFokq)
Who is Dawn? How nice is her crack?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 09, 2010 12:14 PM (H7rTu)
I can't believe they think we're so stupid we'll believe this shit. It's insulting.
How DARE you insult Dear Leader!
Posted by: Dang Straights at August 09, 2010 12:14 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: nickless at August 09, 2010 12:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2010 04:10 PM (KEX+q)
You'll have to wait until she gets back from Spain.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:15 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: zombie John Fucking Murtha at August 09, 2010 12:15 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Aqua Budda at August 09, 2010 12:15 PM (yT8z7)
Ace, article in UK daily mail online about Levi out on date for Kids Choice Awards.
http://tinyurl.com/29rnwr2
Posted by: madamex at August 09, 2010 12:15 PM (jChrK)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 09, 2010 12:17 PM (usjNq)
Posted by: that's just ignorant! at August 09, 2010 12:17 PM (9B8os)
Oh that wacky Taliban is making bad decisions again. They executed a pregnant woman by gunshot to the head, but not before they flogged the adulteress with 200 lashes.
The good news. At least they didn't stone her.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 12:18 PM (v1gw3)
Call up George Nouri, his favorite expert...Richard Hoagland...said it was happening. Up late and happened to catch it.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 09, 2010 12:19 PM (H7rTu)
Posted by: Ace's ruduction to absurdity at August 09, 2010 04:17 PM (LH6ir)
I'm just fearful of the tsunami that could result if she emits her methane buildup from either end -- the deep rumbling vibration could cause a seafloor rockslide.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:19 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Chaz Michaels Michaels at August 09, 2010 12:19 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 12:20 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 12:20 PM (d2bBv)
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:21 PM (7AOgy)
What? Shit. You forget I also have Alzheimer's.
Posted by: Bob Scheiffer at August 09, 2010 12:22 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 12:22 PM (d2bBv)
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 04:20 PM (F26eZ)
Yes, that's exactly what it means. But never fear, you can always ridicule me instead!
Posted by: Bob Schieffer's leg bag at August 09, 2010 12:23 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 12:24 PM (d2bBv)
John F'n Kerry introduces bill....Exchange program to bring Muslim workers to US. When the next attack happens, these basturds need to have their...oh, hell, I better not say what I'm thinking.
Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 12:24 PM (580hG)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 12:26 PM (9PzaA)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 09, 2010 12:27 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth
Hoagland has no credibility.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 04:22 PM (d2bBv)
Wait - what? Someone on George Nouri's program is not a font of absolute truth and irrefutable expertise?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:27 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 04:26 PM (9PzaA)
Tecate - the beer that made Milwaukee famous.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:29 PM (7AOgy)
Does Bob Scheiffer having bladder cancer mean we can't ridicule him via sockpuppet anymore?
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 04:20 PM (F26eZ)
Even while hospitalized he won't miss a thing. He's arranged to have Movietone newsreels brought into his room every day so he can keep up with current events.
Posted by: Cicero at August 09, 2010 12:30 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Bob Scheiffer at August 09, 2010 04:22 PM
Why not? You forgot, too. Or are about to.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 09, 2010 12:30 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 12:31 PM (BP6Z1)
Won't that piss off the illegal aliens already here competing for scarce jobs?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 12:32 PM (9PzaA)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2010 12:32 PM (pw8SX)
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 12:32 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 04:32 PM (9PzaA)
Mexican gang members will make short work of the jihadis.
Posted by: Cicero at August 09, 2010 12:33 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2010 12:33 PM (/jbAw)
Anybody know why our tax dollars are being spent building mosques around the world? Where is the ACLU when you could use them?
http://tinyurl.com/36xab66
Posted by: Jiggs99 at August 09, 2010 12:33 PM (d0kBA)
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2010 12:33 PM (pw8SX)
Oh that wacky Taliban is making bad decisions again. They executed a pregnant woman by gunshot to the head, but not before they flogged the adulteress with 200 lashes.
The good news. At least they didn't stone her.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 04:18 PM (v1gw3)
Its just the new Taliban Medical Association approved Abortion method.
The new American Health care panels are said to be on the brink of approval...
Posted by: Aqua Buddha at August 09, 2010 12:34 PM (H+oXM)
Posted by: Bob Scheiffer's leg bag at August 09, 2010 12:34 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Eddie M. Campbell at August 09, 2010 12:35 PM (swuwV)
I can't believe they think we're so stupid we'll believe this shit. It's insulting.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 04:11 PM (9PzaA)
--I am looking forward to her reminding us how tough her life is. Why, she had an agonizing time deciding which ***** hotel to visit in Spain.
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 12:35 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: TheGameRev at August 09, 2010 12:38 PM (BGJIZ)
The oildrum.com article everyone freaked out over and took, all evidence to the contrary, as gospel, was pretty insistent that it was going to happen.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2010 12:38 PM (KEX+q)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 12:38 PM (YVZlY)
The liberal media will report Michelle Obama triumphantly returns from visiting Spain speaking conversational Spanish.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 12:39 PM (v1gw3)
Passing a stand-alone border bill eliminated a bargaining chip for Democrats, they said.
Republicans won't consider any measures other than those that boost enforcement. And since Democrats do not have the numbers to move a comprehensive overhaul on their own, they are trying to meet Republican demands — in hopes that the GOP will accede to a broader reform early next year.
--Holy shit, I think some Republicans are growing brains!
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 12:41 PM (BP6Z1)
Not really funny ha-ha, but wouldn't it be funny if/when the terrorists outsource their acts of terrorism in the U.S. to illegals?
Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 12:41 PM (uFokq)
Holder and the DOJ at it, again. Now, threatening to sue SC for segregating HIV/Aids prisoners from the general population, and spending millions on treating them.
These fuckers are out of control!
Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 12:42 PM (580hG)
But then they wouldn't get the 72 virgins...better to just learn Spanish and do a little taqquiya.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 12:43 PM (9PzaA)
haha, the Republicans are trying to Stupaktm us with a bogus promise of ending anchor-babies while the Democrats are working on Stupakingtm the Republicans with a border enforcement bill.
Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 12:44 PM (uFokq)
“If the Democrats try to feed the beast of enforcement that Republicans seem to be fixated on, they are never going to satiate that appetite,” said Angela Kelley, vice president for immigration policy and advocacy at the Center for American Progress. “I don’t know if Schumer thinks this is the candy that coaxes them back to the table, but it’s sort of like my fourth grader — there is never enough candy in the world to make her happy.”
--What is hilarious is that she is using metaphors that are far more applicable to the immigration/leftist/big government beast.
F for diction.
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 12:44 PM (BP6Z1)
You could call it "Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2010 12:44 PM (P9+0W)
Posted by: the peanut gallery at August 09, 2010 12:46 PM (NurK6)
But...but...he found the Pyramids on Mars! It's all a NASA set up. They are actually using Egyptian constellations as launch dates and arrivals. It's just a coincidence that his predictions that aren't true mysteriously fall off his website!
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 09, 2010 12:46 PM (H7rTu)
Who is Dawn? How nice is her crack?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 09, 2010 04:14 PM (H7rTu)
I don't care if you are president! Get the hell away from them!
Posted by: Tony Orlando at August 09, 2010 12:46 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 12:48 PM (BGJIZ)
Posted by: echoes of Burbleson AFB at August 09, 2010 12:48 PM (uP7xk)
The Democrats will eventually make a deal for amnesty. It won't matter because Amnestytm is the jackpot Holy Grailtm for the Democrats.
Once they get Amnestytm, the Republican problem vanishes.
Posted by: fiscal ferret, social fruit bat at August 09, 2010 12:48 PM (uFokq)
I'd like too see some loser who banged a prominent Democrats daughter get a reality show.
Look, uhh, we were never proud of it, I mean, 10 beers and a paper bag and yeah ok I'll go for it, but I'm not gonna go on tv and celebrate it. A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2, you know? Don't judge me!
Posted by: guys who banged horsefaced Dem daughters at August 09, 2010 12:50 PM (9B8os)
Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 04:48 PM (BGJIZ)
We looked you up, man. You gonna pay, homes......
Posted by: intoxicated Salvadoran ex-gang members at August 09, 2010 12:51 PM (uP7xk)
Levi Johnston is really irritating. I think the Palins ought to win the peace prize for resisting the urge to do violence unto him. I mean this latest round has even me wanting to go at him with a baseball bat.
Michelle Obama is also really irritating. Sure she gets up early and exercises. Yep, uh-huh. The only thing that woman exercises regularly is her mouth.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 09, 2010 12:55 PM (RZ8pf)
The liberal media will report Michelle Obama triumphantly returns from visiting Spain speaking conversational Spanish.
Which toned her arms even more!!
Posted by: MFM at August 09, 2010 12:55 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2010 12:55 PM (GwPRU)
Just take my wife and leave me alone!
Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 04:54 PM (BGJIZ)
Your wife is really cute, especially her smile with that tooth!
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 12:55 PM (v1gw3)
Looks like Gates is going to be cutting $100 bil from the military, for one, by having Odierno's new job be finding a way to eliminate his own office.
Look, I know there are some excesses in the military and a lot of redundancy, but start cutting some of the entitlements in this country first, dammit!
Gawd, these fuckers are going to cause me to have an aneurysm.
Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 12:57 PM (580hG)
So the only thing Obama can find to cut spending on is Dept of Defense. Everything else is running on a shoestring budget, I guess.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 09, 2010 12:58 PM (yT8z7)
Michelle's figure tells me all I need to know about the quality of her advice.
Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2010 04:55 PM (GwPRU)
Michelle looks like a bartlett pear with a #2 pencil stuck up it's ass.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 12:59 PM (v1gw3)
>>Obama exercises daily with her husband, waking up at the crack of dawn.
>I can't believe they think we're so stupid we'll believe this shit. It's insulting.
Oh, I believe she does some exercising. Weights and stuff. But I'd bet a lot that she does very little cardio and believes that she eats healthy food "most of the time" when it's actually about half the time. Or less.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 09, 2010 12:59 PM (XdlcF)
"One of the two buildings on Park Place is owned by Con Edison, even though Soho Properties told officials and the public that it owns the entire parcel. And any potential sale by Con Ed faces a review by the state Public Service Commission."
Will the NY Public Service Commission have the clout, the rationale (and the cojones) to ask to see a full disclosure on where purchasing funds come from?
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 01:00 PM (wEYaf)
Posted by: Dave C at August 09, 2010 01:00 PM (87Xkm)
I need a new car but won't buy one until after the November elections. Doing my part . . .
Posted by: Dave C at August 09, 2010 05:00 PM (87Xkm)
Yea Dave, grab one of those marvelous Chervolet Volts, it's the rage.
Posted by: Joe "Bite Me" Biden at August 09, 2010 01:01 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Dave C at August 09, 2010 05:00 PM (87Xkm)
And when you do, don't buy a government owned GM or Chrysler product. Fuck Obama.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 01:02 PM (YVZlY)
but I'm not the one going around talking about how gov't needs to control what foods are available for purchase, and how more money needs to be taken from you to build supermarkets in neighborhoods where no one wants to buy produce with their food stamps.Mostly I don't believe this "they get up early and exercise together" bit because a) they travel so much, and separately and b) who believes they get up early after wagyu cocktail parties with celebrities when they are home!?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 01:03 PM (9PzaA)
Hey, I don't consider the guy a loser as long as he has cocaine.
Posted by: Ashley Biden at August 09, 2010 01:04 PM (FkKjr)
____________________
But, but, but, Phobos is hollow and I have touched the sky!
Posted by: Hoagland at August 09, 2010 01:05 PM (3K4hn)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2010 01:05 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 01:06 PM (9PzaA)
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 01:06 PM (mQvKe)
The government-backed company said its strategies to boost business and “sustainable homeownership” were taking hold but cited high unemployment posing “very real challenges” for the already embattled housing market.
Freddie Mac suffered a 6.009 billion dollar net loss attributable to common stockholders in the April-June period from a loss of 7.980 billion dollars in the first quarter and 840 million dollars in the year ago period.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 01:06 PM (YVZlY)
I'd like too see some loser who banged a prominent Democrats daughter get a reality show.
Meggy McCain is holding up her hand, but unable to find a good conservative lay because of her liberal views. In other words, she only fucks hippies.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:07 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 01:07 PM (mQvKe)
Yea Dave, grab one of those marvelous Chervolet Volts, it's the rage.
Posted by: Joe "Bite Me" Biden at August 09, 2010 05:01 PM (v1gw3)
Hey, get in line mister!
Posted by: The Only Four Leftards With A Spare $41,000 To Make A Political Statement at August 09, 2010 01:07 PM (QKKT0)
Hey, I don't consider the guy a loser as long as he has cocaine.
One express elevator to HELL. Going down!
Posted by: Darth Rove at August 09, 2010 01:08 PM (GfYt/)
107 100 Karl Rove was saying that Obama doesn't make it to the oval office until 9:30. Bush was always there by 6:30. They just aren't serious.
Reminds me of that interview with the former Secret Service agent at the WH. Clinton's crew was jeans and sweatshirts, ordering pizzas, up all night, frat house atmosphere. W was early start, professionally dressed, punctual business-like all the way. The Dems are overgrown children.
Posted by: guys who banged horsefaced Dem daughters at August 09, 2010 01:08 PM (9B8os)
Mama AJ--you just described me but I'm not the one going around talking about how gov't needs to control what foods are available for purchase, and how more money needs to be taken from you to build supermarkets in neighborhoods where no one wants to buy produce with their food stamps.
Yeh, it's the hypocrisy and the delusions that are the problem.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 09, 2010 01:09 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: that's just ignorant at August 09, 2010 01:10 PM (9B8os)
--Read the item from last week in American Thinker about the payday a lot of noteworthy Dem scumbags are lusting for if even a watered down Cap and Trade passes. It's disgusting.
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 01:10 PM (BP6Z1)
Karl Rove was saying that Obama doesn't make it to the oval office until 9:30. Bush was always there by 6:30.
Yeh, that's how they exercise "early". It means they get up at 8am, exercise until 8:25, then have breakfast.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 09, 2010 01:10 PM (XdlcF)
Clinton's crew was jeans and sweatshirts, ordering pizzas, up all night, frat house atmosphere.
Dude, haven't you ever heard of, like, irony?
Posted by: Clinton's Former National Security Advisor at August 09, 2010 01:11 PM (QKKT0)
The statistic not released is the Chevrolet Volt total mileage at gross weight with four 250 pound Bubba's on one charge.
Actually, four Bubba's won't fit in the Volt, only anorexic chicks!
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:12 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 01:13 PM (d2bBv)
Ever wonder what the whiz-kids from the Clinton administration did with all those keyboard "W's" they stole from the White House computers?
Yea, the same assholes used the W to help spell The Won!
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:15 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - humble in all things, bitches at August 09, 2010 01:16 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2010 01:16 PM (FcR7P)
Pretty good stuff. A little out of the league of most morons. You don't have any FMJ derringers to sell?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 09, 2010 01:17 PM (H7rTu)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 01:18 PM (d2bBv)
But then they wouldn't get the 72 virgins...better to just learn Spanish and do a little taqquiya.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 09, 2010 04:43 PM (9PzaA)
Or they could go into the food service business together and open a chain: Taqqiya Taqueria.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:19 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2010 01:20 PM (FcR7P)
*if you're not into at least one nutty theory when you're a teen you're not trying hard enough.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 05:18 PM (d2bBv)
At 16, my nutty theory was how to remove Linda Finsterwalds panties without her dad finding out.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:20 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 05:06 PM (mQvKe)
they don't have to think to hard. Whatever the problem, they just look it up in The Annotated Marx and do whatever it says.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 09, 2010 01:20 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 01:21 PM (BGJIZ)
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 05:12 PM (v1gw3)
It gets a full 40 miles on a charge when it has four 250 lb. passengers aboard. But it does it by redirecting the charge into the seats and prodding the three passengers to pedal it. Oh, no one told you about the foot cranks?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:22 PM (7AOgy)
At 16, my nutty theory was how to remove Linda Finsterwalds panties without her dad finding out.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 05:20 PM (v1gw3)
I hesitate to ask...
Is there any connection between that nutty theory and your handle 'Fish'?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:23 PM (7AOgy)
You damn well better be “completely content neutral” when visiting the Lincoln Memorial:
Group of high school students attempting to sing the National Anthem at Lincoln Memorial stopped by park police: http://fxn.ws/b6ifku
U.S. Park Police confirmed that the students were in violation of federal law and their impromptu performance constituted a demonstration in an area that must remain “completely content neutral.”
“The area they were standing in and singing is an area that is restricted for this type of activity,” said Sgt. David Schlosser. “The United States Park Police is absolutely content-neutral when it comes to any sort of demonstrations in these areas.”
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 01:24 PM (YVZlY)
"I'd like too see some loser who banged a prominent Democrats daughter get a reality show."
The problem is you'd never have any actual evidence. There would be no child, and every mouth can be shut once the price is right.
Seriously, if this was the Pelosi family instead of the Palin family, then the baby would have never been brought to full-term, and Levi would be sitting around, picking his nose and pulling six figures, in an office somewhere at the Center for American Progress.
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 01:26 PM (L51+P)
@8: "Obama exercises daily with her husband, waking up at the crack of dawn.
I can't believe they think we're so stupid we'll believe this shit. It's insulting."
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It's a typo. "Dawn" is a special, in that Huma-esque way, friend of the First Wookie.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 09, 2010 01:26 PM (ySNz/)
http://nyti.ms/93W5BN
Is it a coincidence that the flight attendant hailed from Queens? I think not....
Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 09, 2010 01:26 PM (Ulu3i)
78 Anybody else see the press conference with the Saints? Obama was in full-blown Negro Dialect mode.
Yes. He sounded like one of the black guys in Airplane.
"...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!"
Posted by: joejm65 at August 09, 2010 01:27 PM (DRcw3)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 09, 2010 01:27 PM (wd0Iq)
*if you're not into at least one nutty theory when you're a teen you're not trying hard enough.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2010 05:18 PM (d2bBv)
Yep, Hubcaps of the Gods.... its what happens when you clip an asteroid in your chopped 49 UFO Coupe......
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2010 01:28 PM (H+oXM)
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 01:28 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 01:29 PM (BP6Z1)
Is there any connection between that nutty theory and your handle 'Fish'?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:23 PM (7AOgy)
No correlation, and Mr. Finsterwald is assured that little Linda remained chaste, even when she rode in my '50 Oldsmobile Club Coupe away from the watchful eye of mom and dad.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:30 PM (v1gw3)
Cuz that would be cool."
Colored boy? *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Posted by: Smoke Porterhouse at the shoe buffer at August 09, 2010 01:30 PM (ySNz/)
"Back when I was a teenager* I was fired up about ancient astronauts and Bermuda triangles and stuff."
Oh man. For me - ball lightning and spontaneous combustion.
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 01:31 PM (L51+P)
Is it a coincidence that the flight attendant hailed from Queens? I think not....
Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 09, 2010 05:26 PM (Ulu3i)
Wow! My gaydar just registered a ten on a ten scale!
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:32 PM (v1gw3)
Fox reporting Dick Cheney home from the hospital, and the WarCock is in great condition and ready for duty.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:34 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: logprof at August 09, 2010 05:29 PM
NO! When did that happen??? Oh, why didn't he TELL us????? ZOMG!!!!
Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 09, 2010 01:34 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 01:36 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: joncelli at August 09, 2010 01:36 PM (RD7QR)
Michelle looks like a bartlett pear with a #2 pencil stuck up it's ass.
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 04:59 PM (v1gw3)
TWO pencils ( legs )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, health guru at August 09, 2010 01:36 PM (uP7xk)
Posted by: The Cheney Warcock at August 09, 2010 01:37 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 01:38 PM (tJjm/)
@26: "Oh that wacky Taliban is making bad decisions again. They executed a pregnant woman by gunshot to the head, but not before they flogged the adulteress with 200 lashes.
Heh, I like that, per the article, they shot her "in a public trial". Very efficient skipping that whole verdict bit.
Posted by: Smoke Porterhouse at the shoe buffer at August 09, 2010 01:38 PM (ySNz/)
Posted by: reason at August 09, 2010 01:39 PM (L51+P)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2010 01:40 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 01:41 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 09, 2010 01:41 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 09, 2010 05:26 PM (Ulu3i)
Now I believe in reincarnation -- because I'll be damned if that guy isn't Johnny from AIRPLANE!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:42 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 01:42 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 05:41 PM (tJjm/)
Unsolved Mystery: how did that camel get lost in the Bermuda Triangle?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:43 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 05:42 PM (v1gw3)
More like, it's a trap!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:43 PM (7AOgy)
Just a question after the judicial ruling allowing same sex marriages:
Will gays plan their own weddings or will they have their aids do it?”
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 01:46 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 01:46 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Gay Man Rubbing His Hiney at August 09, 2010 01:48 PM (tJjm/)
Unsolved Mystery: how did that camel get lost in the Bermuda Triangle?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Uh, does it have some connection with a toe?
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 01:49 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Dick Morris at August 09, 2010 01:50 PM (tJjm/)
@99: "Oddly, I think that Michelle is actually fond of Oreos."
Nope, she likes Hydroxes. She *hates* Oreos.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 09, 2010 01:54 PM (ySNz/)
163 158 Genetically-speaking, what percentage of Liz Cheney is warcock?
It's about 110%. My husband had the very great pleasure of attending a talk by Dick. He took questions and one of them was, "Does Liz intimidate you as much as she intimidates me?" Dick said yes and that he often tries to pull her back a little.
My impression is that Liz has to restrain her giant balls.
Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 01:54 PM (mQvKe)
@124: "Well, one problem is have you seen the typical Democratic woman.....you really think they can produce something bang worthy? The apple usually doesn't fall from the tree. I know the media did their best to turn Chelsea into our next American royalty but its not going to work because, while not hideous (like Madeline Albright hideous) she just isn't that cute. The Gore daughters --- o.k., but probably have the presonality of Dad. So......name a Democratic daughter you would, you know,....well, you know."
I only knew her in junior high and the start of high school, but Dick Durbin's daughter Katie was quite pretty. What she looks like now, I have no idea.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 09, 2010 02:01 PM (ySNz/)
Posted by: kurtilator at August 09, 2010 02:04 PM (juh4Z)
Unsolved Mystery: how did that camel get lost in the Bermuda Triangle?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Uh, does it have some connection with a toe?
Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 05:49 PM (v1gw3)
The toe is all that's visible in the Triangle. The two humps may be detectable elsewhere.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 02:08 PM (7AOgy)
I only knew her in junior high and the start of high school, but Dick Durbin's daughter Katie was quite pretty. What she looks like now, I have no idea.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 09, 2010 06:01 PM (ySNz/)
Katie, or Chrissie?
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 02:09 PM (7AOgy)
More like, it's a trap!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Thats my line.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at August 09, 2010 06:09 PM (OWjjx)
What's my line?
Posted by: Mystery Guest at August 09, 2010 02:11 PM (7AOgy)
More like, it's a trap!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Thats my line.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at August 09, 2010 06:09 PM (OWjjx)
What's my line?
Posted by: Mystery Guest at August 09, 2010 06:11 PM (7AOgy)
Get in line!
Posted by: moron at the ticket office at August 09, 2010 02:13 PM (YVZlY)
David Frum or Mickey Kaus?
Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2010 05:45 PM (T0NGe)
HA! Trick question! Nobody speaks Esperanto!
Think yer smart, huh?
Posted by: ErikW at August 09, 2010 02:15 PM (UDCPT)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2010 02:18 PM (FcR7P)
More like, it's a trap!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Thats my line.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at August 09, 2010 06:09 PM (OWjjx)
What's my line?
Posted by: Mystery Guest at August 09, 2010 06:11 PM (7AOgy)
Get in line!
Posted by: moron at the ticket office at August 09, 2010 06:13 PM (YVZlY)
Do a LINE? OK... Wifes gone...
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 09, 2010 02:28 PM (H+oXM)
I can never figure out why ultra-advanced spacefaring civilizations would build all their monuments out of stones.
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 05:41 PM (tJjm/)
BTW, the answer is that there's little room on a starship for the equipment they'd need to mine and mill metals -- not to mention the time it would take to set up the equipment and make the metal. Far easier to use stone as a readily available, ready-to-use material.
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 02:29 PM (7AOgy)
Do a LINE? OK... Wifes gone...
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 09, 2010 06:28 PM (H+oXM)
Don't gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself!
Posted by: White House intern at August 09, 2010 02:30 PM (7AOgy)
More like, it's a trap!
Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 05:43 PM (7AOgy)
Thats my line.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at August 09, 2010 06:09 PM (OWjjx)
What's my line?
Posted by: Mystery Guest at August 09, 2010 06:11 PM (7AOgy)
Get in line!
Posted by: moron at the ticket office at August 09, 2010 06:13 PM (YVZlY)
Do a LINE? OK... Wifes gone...
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 09, 2010 06:28 PM (H+oXM)
Don't gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself!
Posted by: White House intern at August 09, 2010 02:31 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 02:32 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 02:33 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 09, 2010 02:38 PM (Fr99L)
I mean, how jobs did THAT create or save?
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 06:33 PM (tJjm/)
Why wouldn't they have heavy loading equipment? It's certainly more compact than mining and metal refining equipment. Petroleum refining or biomass conversion equipment would make sense for refuelling -- or specialized mining equipment for extracting uranium -- but I can't see them bringing along steel mills unless they planned to stay a while and build permanent settlements. Anyone find any permanent alien settlements?
Posted by: White House intern at August 09, 2010 02:40 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 09, 2010 02:45 PM (tJjm/)
I think this makes more sense.
Posted by: kurtilator at August 09, 2010 03:10 PM (juh4Z)
The one of the black family choppin' cotton was my dads family to a T , well , except for the lack of pigmentation . In the fall my dad's people (they lived in town ) used to make the trek back to the family farm to help their people get the cotton harvest in .
Imagine that , white folks pickin' cotton in addition to their "high payin' " town job .
It's what they did , I mean ,when they weren't terrorising Cornell West and Chuck Wrangel's daddies .
My aunt and uncle kinda adopted a black orphan boy and kept him alive through the depression . Of course, he worked , hell , everyone worked and ,of course , they we're typical racist South Carolinians , bein' white and privileged and all .
Fuck You , Eric Holder , thus endeth my discussion on race .
Posted by: awkward davies at August 09, 2010 03:15 PM (RNW0d)
Posted by: laptop batteries at September 02, 2010 01:01 AM (QoBVo)
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