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March 06, 2010

Ahmadinejad The Truther
— Dave in Texas

He's somebody we can negotiate with, because he's reasonable.

Ahmadinejad described the destruction of the twin towers in New York on September 11, 2001 as a "complicated intelligence scenario and act," IRNA reported.
He added: "The September 11 incident was a big fabrication as a pretext for the campaign against terrorism and a prelude for staging an invasion against Afghanistan." He did not elaborate.

Oh, were you finished? Well allow me to retort.

In a few months our national elections are going to get your attention. I expect you'll still mouth off. But it won't feel as good as it does today.

Say "what" one more time. I dare you.

May I have some of your tasty beverage, to wash this "all the cover they need" down with?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:03 AM | Comments (177)
Post contains 134 words, total size 1 kb.

Yea, right

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 06, 2010 07:05 AM (ucq49)

2 Geeze, he doesn't believe in the Holocaust or 911...what does he believe in?

Goats I expect...pretty, young, goats.

Posted by: trainer at March 06, 2010 07:06 AM (yCWYQ)

3 It's gonna be great when Israel kicks in mahmoud's door, takes a bite of his Big Kahuna burger,and drinks all of his Sprite.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:06 AM (zgZzy)

4 Yes, but what everyone wants to know is whether he thinks the Jooooos were behind it all. I'm on pins and needles, here. Don't keep us in suspense, AhmaDinnerJacket!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at March 06, 2010 07:06 AM (pZEar)

He added: "The September 11 incident was a big fabrication as a pretext for the campaign against terrorism and a prelude for staging an invasion against Afghanistan." He did not elaborate.

Oh boy a new thread and all about industrial grade stupid. Mabe the troll moby will be back.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2010 07:07 AM (QrA9E)

6 He ranks right up there with Hugo (and Michael Moore).

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 06, 2010 07:08 AM (ucq49)

7 the enemy of my enemy is my friend i guess.. move along people nothing to see here.

Posted by: evil libertarian at March 06, 2010 07:08 AM (XxdOF)

8 2 Geeze, he doesn't believe in the Holocaust or 911...what does he believe in?

Goats I expect...pretty, young, goats.

Posted by: trainer at March 06, 2010 11:06 AM (yCWYQ)

So much for that mouthful of Mountain Dew...

Posted by: conscious, but fading in and out at March 06, 2010 07:11 AM (Vu6sl)

9 Do I look like a bitch?

Posted by: America at March 06, 2010 07:11 AM (82Zkd)

10 I'm hoping that today we will get a thread discussing how the private sector is losing jobs and the government is gaining jobs because the government plays by different rules. this parallels the health care situation. It seems, everyone realized all this came out and are discussing it this morning.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:12 AM (p302b)

Then why are you trying to f**k me?

Posted by: America at March 06, 2010 07:12 AM (zgZzy)

12 Obama Foreign Policy: Kicking ass and taking names? I think not.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2010 07:13 AM (DnepM)

13 (After the Mossad raid) "Vincent, are we happy?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:13 AM (zgZzy)

14
Remember when Dan Rather(D) was all goo goo over this turd.

The left love their fellow 9-11 truthers and holocaust deniers.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 06, 2010 07:14 AM (0fzsA)

15 I'm hoping that today we will get a thread discussing how the private sector is losing jobs and the government is gaining jobs because the government plays by different rules.

Shh. I'm applying for a job with the federal gummint. In my defense, it's the only part of the federal gummint that pays for itself.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:14 AM (1fanL)

16 Do they speak English in What?

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 07:14 AM (e9JZd)

17 Press Conference from Alex Jones in 3..2..1..

Posted by: conscious and loving those crazy Iranians at March 06, 2010 07:14 AM (Vu6sl)

18 LGF declares Ahmadinejad a "right-wing teabagger" in 3 . . . 2 . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:15 AM (zgZzy)

19 I'm hoping that today we will get a thread discussing how the private sector is losing jobs and the government is gaining jobs because the government plays by different rules.

Rule 1.We take as much of your money as we want and pay our people whatever they want.
Rule 2.Shut up and fuck you.

Posted by: The Government at March 06, 2010 07:15 AM (Xsi7M)

In my defense, it's the only part of the federal gummint that pays for itself.

put me some knowledge.

Posted by: evil libertarian at March 06, 2010 07:16 AM (XxdOF)

21 Dinnerjacket's views make him a mainstream Democrat.

Posted by: real joe at March 06, 2010 07:16 AM (WjerO)

22 *sniffs*

The air seems, I don't know, cleaner in here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:17 AM (bGAwc)

23 My name is Pit. And you're not talking your way out of this.

Posted by: Mossad at March 06, 2010 07:17 AM (pZEar)

24 How long before the MSM starts calling him a right-wing extremist? He meets all the criteria - anti-Bush, anti-US government, 9-11 truther. Just like the Pentagon shooter. He's a Tea Partier!

Posted by: Subjag at March 06, 2010 07:17 AM (aHGkp)

25 Ah, good times. Think back to those halcyon days when all you needed to win the good graces of 52% of the nation was a heartfelt promise to negotiate with any nation without preconditions. Had Mahmoud said this back then, about two years ago, what would have been the effect? About 52% would have called Mahmoud a man willing to "speak truth to power." And don't forget: BOOOOOSH! The frightening part is probably a third of our nation is stupid enough to agree with him, even today.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 06, 2010 07:17 AM (AZGON)

26 @25 - Maybe we can send Killface to Iran?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:18 AM (zgZzy)

27 No comment.

Posted by: Debra Medina - forme candidate for Governor at March 06, 2010 07:18 AM (Vu6sl)

28
Ahmadinejad is clearly a "libertarian".

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 06, 2010 07:19 AM (0fzsA)

In my defense, it's the only part of the federal gummint that pays for itself.

put me some knowledge.

Posted by: evil libertarian at March 06, 2010 11:16 AM (XxdOF)

I knew I'd get a bite. USPTO.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:20 AM (1fanL)

30 I'm-A--Dinner-jacket .. a 9/11 Troofer ... who knew.

Posted by: Neo at March 06, 2010 07:21 AM (tE8FB)

31 #18 Wyatt Earp It could go the other way, too. As a 9/11 truther, Ahmadinejad could be a "hero" and an "American Treasure", like Van Jones.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at March 06, 2010 07:21 AM (Q41Zh)

I knew I'd get a bite. USPTO.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 11:20 AM (1fanL)

United States Pornography Telecom Office?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:22 AM (bGAwc)

33 Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 11:20 AM (1fanL)

Ah, so you really want to work for your money?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:22 AM (p302b)

34 but he's gonna re-appear, like the Great Pumpkin or something Heh heh. Well, at least that isn't any less primitive than the unicorn cult that is running the Executive Branch these days. Magic skittles and organic arugula ain't cutting it. Ask 36,000 new wife-beaters.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 06, 2010 07:23 AM (AZGON)

35 It's gonna be great when Israel kicks in mahmoud's door, takes a bite of his Big Kahuna burger,and drinks all of his Sprite.

And when they do, the first thing Ahmadinnerjacket's going to hear is, "There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 06, 2010 07:23 AM (SHKl9)

36 Oh, were you finished? Well allow me to retort.

Um K. I'm having a Big Kahuna Burger for breakfast.

Posted by: Peter North at March 06, 2010 07:23 AM (GfYt/)

37 Holocaust Denier
9/11 Denier
Not-Making-Nuke Denier

... part or a pattern ? What do you think President PantyWaist ?

Posted by: Neo at March 06, 2010 07:23 AM (tE8FB)

38 Say what again motherfucker.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at March 06, 2010 07:24 AM (GfYt/)

39 I hope to be a (insert date) truther after the destruction of iran's nuke centrifuges. It'll go something like "it was a conspiracy between ackmawhackjob and obama to hold the oil prices down"

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 06, 2010 07:24 AM (cpuvG)

40 32 #18 Wyatt Earp

It could go the other way, too.

As a 9/11 truther, Ahmadinejad could be a "hero" and an "American Treasure", like Van Jones.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at March 06, 2010 11:21 AM (Q41Zh)

Hey, I saw Van Jones in concert. Their live versions of Panama and Jump were incredible.

Posted by: conscious and loves Van Jones concerts at March 06, 2010 07:24 AM (Vu6sl)

41 If Imadinnerjacket is unhappy with the Nov 2010 elections, he'd better get some Quaalude for 2012.

Posted by: GarandFan at March 06, 2010 07:24 AM (6mwMs)

@32 - True enough.

@36 - Hopefully, the Israeli with the hand cannon won't miss this time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:25 AM (zgZzy)

43 That Van Jones was pretty good too in "The Caine Mutiny."

Posted by: George Orwell at March 06, 2010 07:26 AM (AZGON)

44 9-11-2012. Dateline: Washington. "Vice-President Palin claimed today that she could see the mushroom cloud over Iran from her house."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:26 AM (zgZzy)

45 That Van Jones Brian Dennehy was pretty good too in "The Caine Mutiny."

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:27 AM (bGAwc)

46 All of the Muslim power structures seem to be based on a series of higher ups with a large cadre of butt boys to serve them, men being "clean" and all according to the Koran. Anyone else think Dinnerjacket was a butt boy that rose a little far above his station? He seems to have one awfully over sized need to show he's a bad ass.

Posted by: Rocks at March 06, 2010 07:27 AM (Y8smK)

47 I love Van Jones' version of "Moondance."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:28 AM (zgZzy)

48 From Roll Call: Â“Newly anointed House Ways and Means Chairman Sander Levin (D-Mich.) repaid a Maryland property-tax credit Friday that he should not have received, his office confirmed.Â”

Every member of Congress should have their taxes audited anually

Posted by: Neo at March 06, 2010 07:28 AM (tE8FB)

49 All of the Muslim DC power structures seem to be based on a series of higher ups with a large cadre of butt boys to serve them, men being "clean" and all according to the Koran Washington Post. Anyone else think Dinnerjacket Obama was a butt boy that rose a little far above his station? He seems to have one awfully over sized need to show he's a bad ass.

Apt. APT I SAY!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:29 AM (bGAwc)

50 Ah, so you really want to work for your money?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:22 AM (p302b)

Yeah. One thing they have is job security. There's a backlog of several million applications, last I checked.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:29 AM (1fanL)

51 After "The Caine Mutiny" Fred McMurray went on with Van Jones to found a band in Pasadena with David Lee "Big Daddy" Roth. They toured Teheran for four years and won a Tony award.

Posted by: Grover Fucking Cleveland at March 06, 2010 07:29 AM (AZGON)

52 I love Van Jones' version of "Moondance."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 11:28 AM (zgZzy)

Didn't she play the Mom in The Partridge Family?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:30 AM (bGAwc)

9-11-2012. Dateline: Washington. "Vice-President Palin claimed today that she could see the mushroom cloud over Iran from her house."

LOL. Even harder when I think how delicious that would be as a topic over at KosKlucks.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 06, 2010 07:32 AM (ucq49)

54 It's the one that says bad motherfucker on it.

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 07:32 AM (e9JZd)

55 48 I love Van Jones' version of "Moondance."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 11:28 AM (zgZzy)

I also like the Van Jones version, but I still the the original by Cat Stevens was better.

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 07:33 AM (Vu6sl)

I also like the Van Jones version, but I still the the original by Cat Stevens Yusef Islam was better.

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 11:33 AM (Vu6sl)

Islamofascist.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:34 AM (1fanL)

the first "the" should have been "think"

doh!

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 07:34 AM (Vu6sl)

58 Well, I agree.

Posted by: keith Olberman at March 06, 2010 07:34 AM (bvDV5)

59 Wasn't Van Jones the short British guy in the Monkees?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 06, 2010 07:34 AM (AZGON)

60 RuPaul/Ahmadinejad 2012!

Posted by: Pecos Bill at March 06, 2010 07:35 AM (8WOM0)

61

The one where the Juice ^_Â® bomb all his nuclear facilities and turn his country into a parking lot, yea, he wont need to make that one up.

Posted by: Blazer at March 06, 2010 07:36 AM (t72+4)

62 My favorite song by Van Jones was "What's new Pussycat"

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 07:37 AM (Vu6sl)

63 Was wondering if you guys want to chip in and maybe, if they decided to sell em, buy a greek island. It's for a good cause.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:37 AM (p302b)

64 Not sure if you guys got to it this morning in the errr, uh, overnight thread, but the sploded head pentagon attacker had a few more teabagger friends:

several gay rights groups along with PETA, NPR, various drug legalization orgs, Greenpeace and Al Franken.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 06, 2010 07:37 AM (cpuvG)

65 Speaking of Van Jones... Most back Van Jones' hiring By Wonpyo Yun Staff Writer When he arrives on campus to teach next fall, former White House adviser Van Jones will be greeted by students and faculty generally supportive of his appointment. http://tiny.cc/3A7gK

Posted by: Pecos Bill at March 06, 2010 07:37 AM (8WOM0)

66 Hey, when the Ajatollah Khomeini thinks you are a complete fucking loon because your religions views are too extreme.....well then you are a teabagger.

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2010 07:38 AM (xTpw2)

67 fox just put up a poll, 44% in favor of health care bill per rasmussen.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:38 AM (p302b)

68 67 Speaking of Van Jones...

Most back Van Jones' hiring
By Wonpyo Yun Staff Writer
When he arrives on campus to teach next fall, former White House adviser Van Jones will be greeted by students and faculty generally supportive of his appointment.

http://tiny.cc/3A7gK

Posted by: Pecos Bill at March 06, 2010 11:37 AM (8WOM0)

He'll be a Professor of Music, right?

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 07:39 AM (Vu6sl)

69 Not sure if you guys got to it this morning in the errr, uh, overnight thread, but the sploded head pentagon attacker had a few more teabagger friends:

several gay rights groups along with PETA, NPR, various drug legalization orgs, Greenpeace and Al Franken.

Nothing to lose your head over...

Posted by: Teabaggers for the Truth at March 06, 2010 07:39 AM (e9JZd)

70 I keep tellin' y'all, the pentagon shooter was a log cabin tea bagger.

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2010 07:39 AM (xTpw2)

71 This morning Larry Kudlow has caller after caller pointing out all the ways government employees are exempt from taxes. And all the ways the private sector is required by law to pay taxes. It could make your hair stand on edge.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:40 AM (p302b)

72 Pecos Bill: One can only hope that Jones' hiring at Princeton results in a substantial decline in alumni donations.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at March 06, 2010 07:41 AM (Q41Zh)

73 The air seems, I don't know, cleaner in here.

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Greek Pyramid Builders Local 2012 at March 06, 2010 11:33 AM (IhHdM)

Show me a union picnic flyer from 2600 BC announcing the apple bobbing contest at the place of Sekhemkhet, and we'll talk.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:41 AM (bGAwc)

74
Was wondering if you guys want to chip in and maybe, if they decided to sell em, buy a greek island. It's for a good cause.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:37 AM (p302b)

If the Greek island comes with hot Greek women who are into Greek, then I'll throw some money into the hat.

Posted by: Blazer at March 06, 2010 07:41 AM (t72+4)

75 This post would be better with sound effects.

http://tinyurl.com/yrqhwq

HT: Pajama Momma

Posted by: Pupster at March 06, 2010 07:42 AM (Fwqtm)

76 73 How are govt employees exempt from taxes?

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2010 07:42 AM (xTpw2)

77 pentagon attacker had a few more teabagger friends: several gay rights groups along with PETA, NPR, various drug legalization orgs, Greenpeace and Al Franken. See? See??? That proves he was trying to smear civically minded groups and people with being Teabaggerz eleventy!!11!!

Posted by: Typical Obama Voter at March 06, 2010 07:42 AM (AZGON)

78 If the Greek island comes with hot Greek women who are into Greek, then I'll throw some money into the hat.

Posted by: Blazer at March 06, 2010 11:41 AM (t72+4)

Two words: Isle of Lesbos.

Posted by: Da Sheriff at March 06, 2010 07:43 AM (1fanL)

79 75 The air seems, I don't know, cleaner in here.

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Greek Pyramid Builders Local 2012 at March 06, 2010 11:33 AM (IhHdM)

Show me a union picnic flyer from 2600 BC announcing the apple bobbing contest at the place of Sekhemkhet, and we'll talk.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 11:41 AM (bGAwc)

Wait a minute, are you claiming the pyramids weren't built using union labor?

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 07:43 AM (Vu6sl)

80 several gay rights groups along with PETA

Don't tell me...he was "married" to his pet goat Billy.

Posted by: Rocks at March 06, 2010 07:43 AM (Y8smK)

Two words: Isle of Lesbos.

Posted by: Da Sheriff at March 06, 2010 11:43 AM (1fanL)

Where do I sign ?

Posted by: Blazer at March 06, 2010 07:43 AM (t72+4)

82 Blazer, you're a Greek ginger?

The plot thickens.

Posted by: Editor at March 06, 2010 07:44 AM (YX6i/)

83 Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2010 11:42 AM (xTpw2)

The example the caller used was that many government employees are given a car and they don't pay for gas or tolls whereas in the private sector you have to include the car and everything else that is a perk in your income. They do not have to do this. There were a few others but I'm cooking and so not paying as close attention.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:44 AM (p302b)

"fabrication as a pretext for the campaign against terrorism"

So he admits that Al Quaeda conducts acts of terrorism?

Oops.

Posted by: reason at March 06, 2010 07:45 AM (+hPIb)

Wait a minute, are you claiming the pyramids weren't built using union labor?

Posted by: conscious and musically illiterate at March 06, 2010 11:43 AM (Vu6sl)

Of course they were. Samuel Gompers travelled back in time and organized them, cutting a really sweet collective bargaining agreement including gruel, 45 minutes off a day, and the eventual release of all the slaves as long as they went up and kicked some ass in Canaan.

It's all right there in "History of the Ancient World: Shit Jefferson Found Out", if you'd just take the time to read it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:45 AM (bGAwc)

86 Was wondering if you guys want to chip in and maybe, if they decided to sell em, buy a greek island. It's for a good cause.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:37 AM (p302b)

It's not the one sitting on the that is a huge caldera, is it?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:45 AM (1fanL)

87 And didn't bin Laden just say he believes in Global Warming? Man, the libs are really in such fantastic company.

Posted by: The Mega Indepdendent at March 06, 2010 07:46 AM (5I0Yr)

88 So then according to the lame stream media Iamdinnerjacket is a right wing, birther, anti-government, tea bagger.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2010 07:46 AM (4gwpD)

89 Maybe this is why Obama felt he could talk things out with Ahmadinejab. He could just send Vann Jones to negotiate with him and they would bond as fellow Truthers. And who knows how many other Truthers brought in with him?

Posted by: Tantor at March 06, 2010 07:46 AM (Ek/Oc)

90 I don't doubt that most of the Middle East thinks that 9/11 was a plot (by the Joooos, of course) to attack them. Nothing to see here.

RE: Dinnerjacket, he's an insane Shia zealot

The question is, do we feel that he won't nuke anyone?

Do we feel lucky?

Do ya punk?

Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2010 07:46 AM (OKZrE)

91 This guy must have the IQ of goat feces. I guess only Keef and Ed would take him serious. I wonder where those 26 Mossad agents are available for another house call?

Posted by: kansas at March 06, 2010 07:46 AM (mka2b)

92 Bacon tastes good!

Posted by: vincent vega at March 06, 2010 07:47 AM (qI83y)

93 I wonder where those 26 Mossad agents are available for another house call?

Posted by: kansas at March 06, 2010 11:46 AM (mka2b)

Seriously. All those Semites look alike to me. If the Jooos would just take off their funny hats, couldn't they get into Iran and do the deed?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:48 AM (1fanL)

94 91 Maybe this is why Obama felt he could talk things out with Ahmadinejab. He could just send Vann Jones to negotiate with him and they would bond as fellow Truthers. And who knows how many other Truthers brought in with him?

Posted by: Tantor at March 06, 2010 11:46 AM (Ek/Oc)

I'm in.

Posted by: Debra Medina at March 06, 2010 07:49 AM (Vu6sl)

95 ok, just heard fro the third time on the radio that the guest wants to know what was in sandy berger's pants. I think Glenn beck said that last week? What am I missing, is this joke about the guys private parts, a gay joke? What?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:49 AM (p302b)

96 Ahmadinejad is all upset about the foot massages we've been getting from The Virgin Islands.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 06, 2010 07:49 AM (muUqs)

97 Eventually they will find a manifesto from the guy who shot up the Pentagon. Libtards ALWAYS have a manifesto. 10-1 he did it to stop the violence.

Posted by: Rocks at March 06, 2010 07:50 AM (Y8smK)

98 He just pulled something out of his ass, and it wasn't a watch.

Posted by: eman at March 06, 2010 07:50 AM (D7/BU)

99 "What do you expect from someone that thinks an imam fell down a well about 10 centuries or so ago, but he's gonna re-appear, like the Great Pumpkin or something, when the world is chaotic enough?"

Gee, about as incredible as someone being brought back to life after three days dead and physically going to heaven.

but he's gonna re-appear, like the Great Pumpkin Jesus Christ or something, when the world is chaotic enough?"

FIFY

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 07:50 AM (8NGHm)

100 Wait a minute, are you claiming the pyramids weren't built using union labor?

Now just a minute are you saying that he's saying that they are saying that it's been said?

It's a simple yes or no answer..

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 07:51 AM (e9JZd)

101

It's all right there in "History of the Ancient World: Shit Jefferson Found Out", if you'd just take the time to read it.

I was going to read that book, but my shoplifting skill just ain't what they used to be.

Posted by: HH at March 06, 2010 07:51 AM (1kwr2)

102 Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 11:50 AM (8NGHm)

They never let you down.

Posted by: Rocks at March 06, 2010 07:51 AM (Y8smK)

103 What am I missing, is this joke about the guys private parts, a gay joke? What?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:49 AM (p302b)

That's where he accidentally put the papers he snuck out of he accidentally took out of the National Archives.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 07:52 AM (1fanL)

104 How many "sex allegations" has ben rothlisberger had?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 07:52 AM (p302b)

105 Newsbreak: Andy Stern confirms that the pyramids were built using Union Labor. Updates on the hour.

Posted by: Andy Stern's press agent at March 06, 2010 07:53 AM (Vu6sl)

106 How many "sex allegations" has ben rothlisberger had?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:52 AM (p302b)

Several fewer than Tiger Woods but more than Joy Behar.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 07:53 AM (bGAwc)

107 How many "sex allegations" has ben rothlisberger had?

He's had more than Super Bowl rings and motorcycle accidents.

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 07:54 AM (e9JZd)

108 @107-The Union Army built the pyramids? Man, I should have paid more attention in school.

Posted by: HH at March 06, 2010 07:55 AM (1kwr2)

109 How many "sex allegations" has ben rothlisberger had?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 11:52 AM (p302b)

I find that question offensive in the extreme.

Posted by: Kobe at March 06, 2010 07:55 AM (1fanL)

110 Newsbreak: Andy Stern confirms that the pyramids were built using Union Labor.

Fuck. They found my cot.

Posted by: Hetupassphut, Shop Steward at March 06, 2010 07:55 AM (bGAwc)

111 Define "sex allegation".

Posted by: Duke Lacrosse at March 06, 2010 07:56 AM (YX6i/)

112

Whose missile silo is this?

It's Mahmoud's.

Who's Mahmoud?

Mahmoud's dead, baby. Mahmoud's dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 07:57 AM (zgZzy)

113 I never realized how difficult it must be for millionaire Super Bowl winning quaterbacks to get dates, or for that matte, get laid without having to resort to assault.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at March 06, 2010 07:57 AM (Q41Zh)

114 The Pyramids were built with Union labor. All of the aliens were unionized. Ask L. Ron.

Posted by: Erich von Däniken at March 06, 2010 07:58 AM (Y8smK)

115 101 "What do you expect from someone that thinks an imam fell down a well about 10 centuries or so ago, but he's gonna re-appear, like the Great Pumpkin or something, when the world is chaotic enough?"

Gee, about as incredible as someone being brought back to life after three days dead and physically going to heaven.

but he's gonna re-appear, like the Great Pumpkin Jesus Christ or something, when the world is chaotic enough?"

FIFY

Ah yes, the Ahmadinejad = Fundamentalist Christian gambit. Scott Adams, is that you?

Genius, when a "Christian" nation (good luck finding one) threatens to nuke Israel, or anywhere else, solely because God told them to, let me know.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 06, 2010 07:58 AM (otlXg)

116 Still waiting for the Republican who generates more enthusiasm than Palin and raises more money than her who can rightfully claim the top of the ticket. We have already seen what happens when we nominate a loser. Not this time.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 06, 2010 08:00 AM (mHQ7T)

117

Newsbreak (again): Andy Stern said today that the Egyptian Labor Organization (ELO) has never received proper recognition for the crafstmanship exhibited by the durability of the pyramids. He stated that the SEIU will be filing a class action suit today on behalf of the ELO to collect damages for the union families who have been slighted.

Updates on the hour.

Posted by: Andy Stern's press agent at March 06, 2010 08:01 AM (Vu6sl)

118 I got the technique down pat. I don't tickle or nothing.

Posted by: big ben rothlisberger at March 06, 2010 08:02 AM (qI83y)

119 I never realized how difficult it must be for millionaire Super Bowl winning quaterbacks to get dates, or for that matte, get laid without having to resort to assault.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at March 06, 2010 11:57 AM (Q41Zh)

You might be overestimating the integrity of the young ladies in question.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 08:02 AM (1fanL)

120 Genius, when a "Christian" nation (good luck finding one) threatens to nuke Israel, or anywhere else, solely because God told them to, let me know.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 06, 2010 11:58 AM (otlXg)

So, you're saying the Christians built the pyramids?

Posted by: Hetupassphut, Shop Steward at March 06, 2010 08:03 AM (bGAwc)

121 Well, dang.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 08:03 AM (bGAwc)

122 Ah yes, the Ahmadinejad = Fundamentalist Christian gambit. Scott Adams, is that you? by Kratos

No, I was merely commenting on the foolishness of making fun of another religion. You have projected you own ideas into my comment.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 08:03 AM (8NGHm)

123 ELO? Shit, they haven't put out a cd in YEARS!

Posted by: HH at March 06, 2010 08:03 AM (1kwr2)

124 ... many government employees are given a car and they don't pay for gas or tolls whereas in the private sector you have to include the car and everything else that is a perk in your income. They do not have to do this...

If that was the most remarkable example of Government drones getting by (tax wise), I'd say that the caller is chock-full-o-shiite.

The most visible example would be cops and bus drivers...

Posted by: Drive By at March 06, 2010 08:04 AM (Gct7d)

125 No, I was merely commenting on the foolishness of making fun of another religion.

Still open season on Scientology, though, right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 08:05 AM (bGAwc)

126 Democrats, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting you to enrich uranium for a giant warhead, or at least not as expecting. One minute, they're sipping a frozen mochacchino, the next minute you're wiping Israel off the map.

Posted by: Mahmoud A. at March 06, 2010 08:05 AM (5I0Yr)

127 125 ELO? Shit, they haven't put out a cd in YEARS!

Posted by: HH at March 06, 2010 12:03 PM (1kwr2)

Not since they unionized.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at March 06, 2010 08:05 AM (Vu6sl)

128 Which Iranian nuke site do I want to destroy first, you ask? I'm not fer sure yet. Eenie Meenie Minie Moe...

Posted by: zed at March 06, 2010 08:06 AM (qI83y)

129 Still open season on Scientology, though, right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 06, 2010 12:05 PM (bGAwc)

I'd advise against it, mortal.

Posted by: Xenu at March 06, 2010 08:07 AM (1fanL)

130 The Fox reporter just said that i ran is sending in millions of dollars a month to support their favorite candidate. Where are they getting millions of dollars a month?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 08:07 AM (p302b)

131 The Pyramids were not built by union labor. The job was finished and they are still standing.

Posted by: eman at March 06, 2010 08:07 AM (D7/BU)

132

(e9JZd), (Vu6sl), (IhHdM) & (bGAwc) = Still obsessing after Frank. huh?

He must have really whupped ya good, huh?

He does have that effect on some people, yes he do. LOL

Posted by: ACO at March 06, 2010 08:08 AM (ITzbJ)

133 @132 - Merchandising the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doll?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2010 08:08 AM (zgZzy)

134 Where are they getting millions of dollars a month?

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2010 12:07 PM (p302b)

They speak Greek, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 08:08 AM (1fanL)

135 Did Scientologists unionize? I think it's called F.A.G. Film Actors Guild.

Posted by: Editor at March 06, 2010 08:09 AM (YX6i/)

136 Still open season on Scientology, though, right?

Go for it. I don't cae what others believe as long their belief does not contain commandments that will allow them to kill mass quantities of my friends.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 08:09 AM (8NGHm)

137 133 The Pyramids were not built by union labor.

The job was finished and they are still standing.

Posted by: eman at March 06, 2010 12:07 PM (D7/BU)

I will see you in court for slander and defamation of character.

Posted by: Andy Stern at March 06, 2010 08:09 AM (Vu6sl)

138

Posted by: ACO at March 06, 2010 12:08 PM (ITzbJ)

Good thing I'm drunk!!

Posted by: The Chicken at March 06, 2010 08:09 AM (bGAwc)

139 ITzbJ

Oh no, it's the guy from NJ

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2010 08:09 AM (1fanL)

140 You forgot to add a few "Mother Fuckers" in there.

Posted by: Tif at March 06, 2010 08:10 AM (7AIVm)

141

I'd advise against it, mortal.

Posted by: Xenu at March 06, 2010 12:07 PM (1fanL)

This is an impostor. Probably a reincarnation of L. Ron. It's always alright to attack Scientology. But bring a camera and record it. The are crazy with the lawsuits.

Posted by: Xenu at March 06, 2010 08:11 AM (Y8smK)

142 ELO? Shit, they haven't put out a cd in YEARS!

Posted by: HH at March 06, 2010 12:03 PM (1kwr2)

Not since they unionized

New ELO record??? Shit sign me up

http://tinyurl.com/74tg8o

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2010 08:12 AM (QrA9E)

143 134

(e9JZd), (Vu6sl), (IhHdM) & (bGAwc) = Still obsessing after Frank. huh?

He must have really whupped ya good, huh?

He does have that effect on some people, yes he do. LOL

Posted by: ACO at March 06, 2010 12:08 PM (ITzbJ)

So Frank is Palin Steele's boyfriend name. From now on will he sockpuppet as "Frank former NJ inmate?"

Posted by: Andy Stern at March 06, 2010 08:12 AM (Vu6sl)

144

This is an impostor. Probably a reincarnation of L. Ron. It's always alright to attack Scientology. But bring a camera and record it. The are crazy with the lawsuits.

Posted by: Xenu at March 06, 2010 12:11 PM (Y8smK)

Is that you, Robert Heinlein? You are a jealous motherfucker.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at March 06, 2010 08:13 AM (1fanL)

145 #124 No, I was merely commenting on the foolishness of making fun of another religion. You have projected you own ideas into my comment.

I wasn't projecting anything. Scott Adams, in his snarky way, made a similar argument basically comparing Bush to Ahmadinejad a few years year. I took your comment too harshly if you were simply commenting on the foolishness of making fun of another religion, and for that I apologize. But I didn't like when Adams made it because it's a typical false comparison.

I don't care who believes in this 12th Imam, but when a nation seeking nuclear weapons uses this as a basis for their foreign policy, (i.e. "wiping Israel of the map"), then everybody should be concerned about that.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 06, 2010 08:13 AM (otlXg)

146 Looks like Adinnerjacket is looking for tickets to Ted Kennedy's next speech.

I hope he gets them.

Posted by: sifty at March 06, 2010 08:14 AM (6JB3e)

147 Fire can't melt steel.

Posted by: rosie senario ahmadinejad at March 06, 2010 08:15 AM (qI83y)

148

141 ITzbJ

Oh no, it's the guy from NJ

Rinse and Repeat:

Oh boy a new thread and all about industrial grade stupid. Mabe the troll moby will be back.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2010 08:15 AM (QrA9E)

149 Kratos, see my # 137.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 08:15 AM (8NGHm)

150 Pyramid Power!

Posted by: Nick Edwards at March 06, 2010 08:16 AM (Y8smK)

151 Bye, bye, dimwits. I'm off duty. I'm outta here.

Posted by: former NJ resident at March 06, 2010 10:51 AM (ITzbJ)

What happened?

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2010 08:17 AM (QrA9E)

152

Hey "ACO",

You slackers need to hurry up on the shift change routine. It took way too long from the time "Frank the former NJ inmate" left and the time you showed up. Axelrod will not be happy how his money is being wasted.

Posted by: a guy who monitors Axelrod waste at March 06, 2010 08:19 AM (Vu6sl)

153

(e9JZd), (Vu6sl), (IhHdM) & (bGAwc) = Still obsessing after Frank. huh?

He must have really whupped ya good, huh?

He does have that effect on some people, yes he do. LOL

There's nothing like moron thread nip to keep the dead horse from dying.

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 08:19 AM (e9JZd)

154 Mamood, when those bombs hit you might feel a little sting.

Posted by: marcelus wallace at March 06, 2010 08:20 AM (qI83y)

155 151 Kratos, see my # 137.

Okay, cool. My bad.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 06, 2010 08:21 AM (otlXg)

156 Oh and that speaking about yourself in the third person is really...really good...

Posted by: JavaJoe at March 06, 2010 08:21 AM (e9JZd)

157

maybe this Ahmadinejab will next be a birther? Ask for Mr.Wonderful's birth certificate??

I can absolutely see it, Orly has been all over Russian media speaking about Mr.Wonderful's illegiblity, and I'm sure some of that news coverage must have reached the head nutjob of Iran.

If this happens, I will not be able to stop laughing.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at March 06, 2010 08:23 AM (ACkhT)

158 Kratos, we are on the same page, but we have different ways of saying things.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 08:24 AM (8NGHm)

159

The best unsubstantiated rumor about the papers in Berger's pants was this:

A memo calling for three kinds of action against al Queda, and one of them was killing OBL. Bill Clinton wrote "no" by all three of them. On the good advice of lawyers, no doubt.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 06, 2010 08:24 AM (euuyg)

160

Well, since around the middle of January, uh yeah. A still stupid bitch. And when I slap you, it's your fault.

9 Do I look like a bitch?

Posted by: America at March 06, 2010 11:11 AM (82Zkd)

Posted by: skye at March 06, 2010 08:29 AM (HwMXR)

161

"Geeze, he doesn't believe in the Holocaust or 911...what does he believe in?"

Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 06, 2010 08:30 AM (ZTGFz)

162 159

maybe this Ahmadinejab will next be a birther? Ask for Mr.Wonderful's birth certificate??

I can absolutely see it, Orly has been all over Russian media speaking about Mr.Wonderful's illegiblity, and I'm sure some of that news coverage must have reached the head nutjob of Iran.

If this happens, I will not be able to stop laughing.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at March 06, 2010 12:23 PM (ACkhT)

It's already started.

Posted by: a guy who say the sign by the road at March 06, 2010 08:34 AM (Vu6sl)

163 160 Kratos, we are on the same page, but we have different ways of saying things.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 12:24 PM (8NGHm)

In other words, one of you must be a man and the other a woman.

Posted by: a guy who thinks he's a marriage therapist at March 06, 2010 08:36 AM (Vu6sl)

164

#154

So everyone who points out that you have the IQ of an eggplant is a liberal, huh?

To expand on your screwy logic, there must be about 299,999, 999 of us, huh?

Posted by: ACO at March 06, 2010 08:40 AM (ITzbJ)

165 his post would be better with sound effects.

http://tinyurl.com/yrqhwq

HT: Pajama Momma
Posted by: Pupster

That's hilarious. Jack Nicholson, please!

Posted by: arhooley at March 06, 2010 08:43 AM (2zkIP)

166

No Jack but we haz Christopher W.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2010 09:26 AM (QrA9E)

167

In other words, one of you must be a man and the other a woman. Posted by: a guy

That's the funniest thing I heard since . . . oh, about five minutes ago.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 06, 2010 09:38 AM (8NGHm)

168

I find it hard to pronouce or correctly spell Ahmadinejab.

So I just refer to him as the poo-flinging howler monkey.

Same thing.

Posted by: Jade Sea at March 06, 2010 11:16 AM (/aKkc)

169

He added: "The September 11 incident was a big fabrication as a pretext for the campaign against terrorism and a prelude for staging an invasion against Afghanistan." He did not elaborate.

We invaded Afganhistan because they have really really prime goats.

Obviously projection on his part.

Posted by: Speller at March 06, 2010 01:46 PM (o0R2E)

170 We need another president with balls like Ronald R. He'd send a missile through the idiots bedroom window. Like his idiot brother the idiot would shut his mouth and hide out.

Posted by: Scrapiron at March 06, 2010 02:26 PM (1kwr2)

171 Ima let you finish, Ahmadinijad, but AosHQ has the best Islamic genocide denialists/proponents as front page writers.

Posted by: Purple Assvenger at March 06, 2010 03:10 PM (JWIkn)

172 Best part? The hippies don't fucking care.

Dinnerjacket could roll in here, piss on the washington monument, take a crap on the vietnam memorial, and the hippies wouldn't give two shits.

You know I'm right.

Posted by: tangonine at March 06, 2010 05:25 PM (C8Pcc)

173 And by the way, you know this motherfucker was one of the terrorists that kidnapped 53 Americans for 444 days, right?

Posted by: tangonine at March 06, 2010 05:27 PM (C8Pcc)

174 Are these Twelver Shiite Nutjobs likely to try to kill us?
Hmmm...
Once we find out, would we do anything to stop them?
It seems clear to me that if we don't strike pre-emptively, there will be some Truthers springing up anew.
Say, just how may cruise missiles, Predator/Hellfire, Force Recon Devil Dogs with .408s do we have running loose nearby?

Posted by: Thorvald at March 06, 2010 06:10 PM (PcsYN)

175 He liked my Jew hating book too. Maybe he's on to something.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 07, 2010 05:57 AM (vIUZM)

176

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Posted by: shape ups shoes at March 07, 2010 04:32 PM (t+4Sa)

177 "Say What again Mutha fucka!"

Check out the big brain and Achmedinijad! BLAM!!

Oh my bad

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