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July 01, 2010

Al Gore Sex Assault Animation: The Special Edition
— Ace

Well, like Lucas, they've decide the original could use some new scenes and fresh special effects.

I really have to recommend you watch this video, nevermind the "you cannot unsee what you have seen" stuff. It takes the whole saga through the separation and Laurie David allegations.

The hippie chick telling the accuser that she mustn't rat on Gore, or the planet will die, is worth it right there.

The only thing missing is a visual reference to the second chakra.

Posted by: Ace at 09:15 AM | Comments (143)
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1 The Yellow Menace is out to get me.

Posted by: ManBearPigPoodle at July 01, 2010 09:17 AM (ZtwUX)

2 They even slipped "the Blue Dress" scene in there. Classic.

Posted by: Sharp Knives and Loud Guns at July 01, 2010 09:18 AM (l6isY)

3 They sure did. They sure did.

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2010 09:18 AM (SsvUp)

4 That was awesome.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:19 AM (4sj7x)

5 I still think the moobs are bigger on the real Gore, but I am not willing to do research on that.

Hey, does that make me a journalist!

Posted by: AmishDude at July 01, 2010 09:19 AM (T0NGe)

6 I like Al Gore's huge spare tire.

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2010 09:19 AM (SsvUp)

7 You know, Tipper is starting to look like a genius for getting away from this poodle when she did.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:20 AM (4sj7x)

This is like "the director's cut", right?

Yeah, it has way better character development and back story elements than the original release.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 01, 2010 09:20 AM (oIp16)

9 7 You know, Tipper is starting to look like a genius for getting away from this poodle when she did.

I think she knew it was coming.

I mean the story, not the second chakra.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 01, 2010 09:20 AM (T0NGe)

10 They've even got her hair right.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:21 AM (4sj7x)

The only thing missing is a visual reference to the second chakra.

It cums in at about 1:40

...see what I did there?

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 01, 2010 09:21 AM (AnTyA)

12 And the flames that erupt around Gore's head when he's angry.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:21 AM (4sj7x)

>>> Hey, does that make me a journalist!

Yes it does and with a hash like ToNGe your gonna make it real far that business!

Posted by: Sharp Knives and Loud Guns at July 01, 2010 09:22 AM (l6isY)

14 I see a sci-fi movie script in this.

Four years in a dark, cold safe-deposit box, open the door, and...

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S JIZZILLA!

Posted by: mrkwong at July 01, 2010 09:22 AM (G8Eo0)

I like the use of the computerized leg-humping poodle. No AlGore video would be complete without one.

I give it three thumbs up!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 01, 2010 09:22 AM (i3AsK)

16 Well, I was just gonna head out for some lunch.. but watching this sure nixes that!

Hey! We could sell this video as a surefire diet aid!

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at July 01, 2010 09:22 AM (f9c2L)

17 We do not choose our hash. Our hash chooses us.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 01, 2010 09:23 AM (T0NGe)

18 I just called a japanese hooker to come over and translate for me.

Posted by: robtr at July 01, 2010 09:23 AM (fwSHf)

I give it three thumbs up!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 01, 2010 01:22 PM (i3AsK)

OMG! Those aren't THUMBS!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 01, 2010 09:23 AM (oIp16)

20 I like the cut of this man's poodle.

Posted by: Fritz at July 01, 2010 09:23 AM (GwPRU)

21 For this to truly be a "special edition", there needs to be a ring-shaped explosion in there somewhere.

I leave it to you to guess the appropriate moment.

Posted by: apotheosis at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (xWk3U)

22 I'm thinking that this is in Oscar territory for best documentary -- "An Inconvenient Splooge."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (/0IOT)

23 Damn, it would be so nice for it to be in English.

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (OlN4e)

24 no I mean they should show a thought-bubble with the actual seven chakras on the body, with the second chakra lighting up to indicate "This is the one I need taken care of."

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (SsvUp)

25 That video is hilarious.
I love the steam coming out of Gore's head when he's denies.
Now THAT'S "Global warming"!

So much for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Posted by: looking closely at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (PwGfd)

26 Arf, she said.

Posted by: Evelyn, a modified dog at July 01, 2010 09:24 AM (i3AsK)

27 The only thing that doesn't look right is Tipper. Otherwise, I think they could use this for evidence in a court of law.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:25 AM (4sj7x)

28 And wolf howls, too.

Posted by: mrp at July 01, 2010 09:25 AM (HjPtV)

29 >>>Damn, it would be so nice for it to be in English. Come on, it's great this way! True movie-making is about visuals! They always say it's a great movie if you can follow it without understanding the dialogue. Plus, "Laurie David" is in English, which is awesome.

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2010 09:25 AM (SsvUp)

30 Damn, it would be so nice for it to be in English. Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 01:24 PM (OlN4e) Pretty clear to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2010 09:26 AM (0GFWk)

31 One other thing they screwed up: Al Gore is much more wooden.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:26 AM (4sj7x)

Please keep that poodle away from me.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 01, 2010 09:27 AM (i3AsK)

33 #23

No, actually I prefer it in the original Chinese (which I don't speak a word of).
Its more interesting that way.

Besides, you don't really need an explanation of what's going on, do you?

Posted by: looking closely at July 01, 2010 09:28 AM (PwGfd)

34 Drudge has this headlined. I have a feeling that this will be the end of the reign of ManBearPig. His life will have no purpose, maybe he could join a pod of grey whales and just disappear in the vastness of the open ocean. Nah, even whales don't wanna screw that boar hog .

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:28 AM (OlN4e)

I'm thinking some peanut butter would have worked better, Al.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at July 01, 2010 09:29 AM (i3AsK)

36 Ha! Ha! I love the rewrite--fills in so many of the blanks, so much better than the original. I loved the earth with the thermometer in its mouth--heh! Teh Clinton sequence--inspired!

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 09:29 AM (CfmlF)

37 No, you don't need English to know whats going on. We all know the story anyway. But I think we might be missing something in the narration, unless you speak Chinese.

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:31 AM (OlN4e)

38 No edition is "special" if it doesn't have cartoon dinosaurs running across it.

GORE: Release theÂ—

ORANGE GODZILLA steps in poop.

Posted by: oblig. at July 01, 2010 09:31 AM (x7Ao8)

39 What the heck was that thing she stuck in the safe deposit box along with the spooged pants? Was that a chocolate bar or was Gore munching on the TV remote?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2010 09:32 AM (VW9/y)

40 Oh my god. The noises. The little noises the woman is making as she's saying "no! no!"

This is unbelievable stuff, Ace.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 01, 2010 09:34 AM (l1KFP)

Al Gore stars in:

"Cremastor and Demander"

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 09:34 AM (CfmlF)

42 I don't care!

Posted by: Pierre at July 01, 2010 09:34 AM (e8YaH)

43 I cannot believe I hadn't seen this before.

MY GOD IT GETS BETTER. HIS FACE.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 01, 2010 09:34 AM (l1KFP)

44 Clinton's object de spooge was hotter.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 09:35 AM (4sj7x)

45 Perfect masseuse, like perfect doughnut, has hole.

Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 01, 2010 09:36 AM (+sBB4)

46
Wow! Think of the merc spin offs: battery operated sex poodles, silk screened splooge yoga pants and blue dresses, lotions, self warming oils, a fast food tie in, and we're not even to the sequel yet!

Posted by: Harvey Whinestein at July 01, 2010 09:38 AM (Oxen1)

O/T..Admiral Eddie over at Hotair caught this from Oblahblah's speech:

Â“Being an American is not a matter of blood or birth, itÂ’s a matter of faith,Â”

Uh oh

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 01, 2010 09:39 AM (AnTyA)

48 I particularly like the depiction of the "hippie friends"

Posted by: Weew at July 01, 2010 09:39 AM (dzhx6)

49 The best part is how Gore comes off as a nasty little dwarf troll humping some woman's leg like a horny Chiuaua. How self diminishing can you get? He outed the Goracle as a small, sleazy demented slime ball. We all suspected this, but to have Al out himself in such a loud grotesque manner comes as manna from heaven. All his supporters will have to diminish themselves to defend him. Most of them are too small to tolerate much shrinkage, they could pop out of existence....

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:40 AM (OlN4e)

50 This is all I have to say about him.

http://tinyurl.com/c954t9

Posted by: lil' chakra at July 01, 2010 09:40 AM (MOHSR)

Al Gore stars in:

"Spray Anything"

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 09:41 AM (CfmlF)

52 My Japanese is rusty (as in nonexistent) but I'm pretty sure Bill Clinton said "bitches always tell" there at the end.

I could be wrong.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 01, 2010 09:41 AM (b8VPN)

53 Got to love the hippy dippies trying to talk her out of telling her story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2010 09:43 AM (1Jaio)

54
Alternate movie titles for the track:

Saving Private Baby Gravy

The Hump-track of Notre Dame

The Wrath of Chakra Kahn

Ummm.... About Last Night....

No Nookie For Old Men

Come-on The Barabarian

All That Jizz

A Bronx Trail

Love Story - The True Ending

Posted by: fixerupper at July 01, 2010 09:43 AM (J5Hcw)

ace 24 no I mean they should show a thought-bubble with the actual seven chakras on the body,

That'll be in the Bollywood musical version.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 01, 2010 09:44 AM (9Sbz+)

56 Alternate movie titles for the track:

The Fucket List

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 01, 2010 09:44 AM (b8VPN)

57 I give it 2 Chakras

Posted by: wHodat at July 01, 2010 09:45 AM (+sBB4)

58 It sounded too tonal to be Japanese; my guess is that it's in Mandarin.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 01, 2010 09:45 AM (9Sbz+)

59 I take back everything (okay, mostly everything) bad I ever said about Japanese animation.

55 Got to love the hippy dippies trying to talk her out of telling her story.

Feminists care about beaten-down, degraded women..unless it's powerful liberal men who are doing the beating and degradation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 01, 2010 09:45 AM (9hSKh)

60 54 I think the animators read AoS. It looks to my eye like they added the 100 pounds we all suggested. I give it two thumbs up.

Even Gore's neck folds were appropriately placed and proportioned. These guys know their craft!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 01, 2010 09:46 AM (9hSKh)

61 That was not Japanese, I believe the video and animation war Taiwanese.

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:47 AM (OlN4e)

62
As he spurts on her pants Algore says:

I'm melting! I'm melting!...

Posted by: Goople translator at July 01, 2010 09:47 AM (Oxen1)

63 Did I mention my Japanese was non-existent?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 01, 2010 09:50 AM (b8VPN)

64 If the Jizz ain't his it ain't Gore's bizz!

Posted by: Johnnie Cockran at July 01, 2010 09:50 AM (VW9/y)

65 62 54 I think the animators read AoS. It looks to my eye like they added the 100 pounds we all suggested. I give it two thumbs up.

Even Gore's neck folds were appropriately placed and proportioned. These guys know their craft!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 01, 2010 01:46 PM (9hSKh)

No doubt...I think our sentient spammers reported back to their japanese overloards and low and behold!

Did I hear "Lori David could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" in the video?

Posted by: dananjcon at July 01, 2010 09:51 AM (pr+up)

66 I am ok looking at autopsy pictures, but I have to draw the line here.

Posted by: real joe at July 01, 2010 09:52 AM (IpIBJ)

>>> Got to love the hippy dippies trying to talk her out of telling her story.

Would have loved to have over heard that conversation:

"Just think you could have helped save the planet just by jerking him off but no you had to be all selfish and run outta there - like whats wrong with you? - the guy's like stressed ya know?"

Posted by: Sharp Knives and Loud Guns at July 01, 2010 09:52 AM (l6isY)

68 The comments are hilarious, som of the best in a long time.

Posted by: laddy at July 01, 2010 09:52 AM (f4e3N)

NRA gives Kagan two thumbs down, and tells GOP Squishes and Dems they consider a vote for Kagan a vote against gun rights.

As usual, they are right.

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2010 09:53 AM (OlN4e)

70 Layers and layers of fact-checking by the AP (Tim Blair points this out on his blog)

Police in the US state of Portland are reopening an investigation into an Oregon massage therapist's allegations that former vice-president Al Gore groped her at an upscale hotel in 2006.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 01, 2010 09:54 AM (9hSKh)

71 #63

Correct.
The clip is from Taiwan; its in Mandarin Chinese.

Posted by: looking closely at July 01, 2010 09:55 AM (PwGfd)

I can't decide if the addition of the Clinton blue dress scene or the woman looking horrified at the white blob on her pants is my favorite part.

Frankly, this whole thing couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Enjoy this Inconvenient Truth ya douchebag!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 01, 2010 09:56 AM (RZ8pf)

Al Gore stars in:

How Big Was My Throbber

Posted by: kallisto at July 01, 2010 09:56 AM (+FkcS)

74 Love Story III

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at July 01, 2010 09:57 AM (6lRYQ)

75 73 #63

Correct.
The clip is from Taiwan; its in Mandarin Chinese.

Thanks for the info, now I can retract my original retraction.

Damn Japanese anime!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 01, 2010 09:57 AM (9hSKh)

76 I wonder what T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII would have to say about this? Another icon of the Smart Conservative set brought low not by Climategate but rather by frottage.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 01, 2010 09:57 AM (w6Icm)

>>> Police in the US state of Portland are reopening an investigation into an Oregon massage therapist's allegations that former vice-president Al Gore groped her at an upscale hotel in 2006.

Dude they got it right - obama won so it's like one of the 57 or something.

Posted by: Sharp Knives and Loud Guns at July 01, 2010 09:57 AM (l6isY)

OMFG..has anyone seen the Geico commercial where they ask if Abe Lincoln was really honest.??

It's one of the series where that actor that did that Ed Burns movie The Brothers McMullen, but not much else asks the rhetorical question about Geico saving you money...then asks rhetorical questions about about Charlie Daniels, Elmer Fudd, the Waltons, etc.

In this one he asks if Abe Lincoln was rally that honest. It shows in grainy film,to simulate the old Matthew Brady-era photography technology, where a very large Mary Todd asking Abe if the dress she was wearing made her look fat..

..it's hysterical

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 01, 2010 09:58 AM (AnTyA)

79 Al Gore stars in
"The Hurt Lockbox"

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 09:58 AM (CfmlF)

80 Honest Abe.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 10:00 AM (4sj7x)

My Chakra has a fever and the only cure is more gingers!

Posted by: Al A. Gore the "A" is for alledged!! at July 01, 2010 10:00 AM (pr+up)

82
wow so the feds and hollywood teamed up and shut down some of the pirate sites

damn

Posted by: i like chunks at July 01, 2010 10:01 AM (uFokq)

Red haired rubdown girl

takes my manly fluid to

hide in bank lockbox

Posted by: Al the Haiku Veep at July 01, 2010 10:02 AM (+FkcS)

84 I think this video was photoshopped. The stain has the same shape in both the Gore and Clinton "money shots". One would think the Japanese would pay more attention to detail when trying to pass off these hidden camera videos as "news". I saw "Rising Sun". They're much better than this.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 01, 2010 10:02 AM (Qp4DT)

85 #77

I'm not a Jap-anime/Manga fan, but this doesn't look at all like that sort of art/animation to me.

Its more along the lines of the sort of virtual computer world animation you'd see with stuff like this:

Now, this particular video probably wasn't actually made on a Sony playstation, but I think its the same general sort of thing.

Posted by: looking closely at July 01, 2010 10:02 AM (PwGfd)

86 This things not gonna jerk it's self off now is it?

Posted by: Al Gore smooth talking the Masseuse at July 01, 2010 10:02 AM (l6isY)

87 Al Gore starring as himself in
"To Chill A Squawking Turd"

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 10:05 AM (CfmlF)

"battery operated sex poodles..."

I'm pretty sure this has been France's problem since 1866.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 01, 2010 10:06 AM (HaYO4)

89 I dunno if this was real or not...the actors seemed kind of ...cartoonish

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 01, 2010 10:06 AM (AnTyA)

90 Ha.. the hippies and the earth with the thermometer...

Classic..

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Timbo at July 01, 2010 10:06 AM (ph9vn)

91 hicho ichio mogu gambo magoi Laurie David, bobo hicho ulllll.

Posted by: Chili Corn Chips at July 01, 2010 10:07 AM (dUOK+)

92 Mr. Dagny wanted me to locate the muscles Al wanted massaged. Needless to say, it did not cause him to "relax".

Posted by: dagny at July 01, 2010 10:08 AM (KyBY8)

93 What are we gonna do about this?

Posted by: Al Gore to massuse at July 01, 2010 10:08 AM (pfStM)

94
Our politics demand an Ejaculation Proclamation to free hard working civil servants from the oppression of greedy private sector predators who wish to enslave them in endless lawsuits that any wise Latina can see are baseless. DNA, I rebuke you!

Posted by: Barackus Obamacus at July 01, 2010 10:09 AM (Oxen1)

>>> Mr. Dagny wanted me to locate the muscles Al wanted massaged. Needless to say, it did not cause him to "relax".

I don't get it.

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at July 01, 2010 10:09 AM (l6isY)

96 As Rush said, if we decide he is guilty by "consensus" does that mean he doesn't get a trial?

Posted by: dagny at July 01, 2010 10:09 AM (KyBY8)

97 where a very large Mary Todd asking Abe if the dress she was wearing made her look fat..

If your backside looks big, do not blame the dress.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at July 01, 2010 10:10 AM (wOGfT)

98 What about the Dingle Norwood bill?

Posted by: Al Gore at July 01, 2010 10:10 AM (0pYSi)

Al's belly looks suspiciously large in that animation...hmmm...could it be... oh, sweet Gaia say it's not so!

HE"S PREGNANT WITH TRIG!!!1!

Posted by: Andrea Sullivan clutching his pearls at July 01, 2010 10:10 AM (+FkcS)

100

I posted this yesterday, but I'm going to re-post it today. (Although it can't hold a candle to garrett's incandescent magnificence):

There once was a douche named Gore

Who's adductor was quite sore

He called a masseuse

His Chacre to loose,

And now he is stiff no more.

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 10:11 AM (CfmlF)

101 Al, baby, did I teach you nothing? First, you need a bottle of wine and a hot tub...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 01, 2010 10:11 AM (i3AsK)

102 As Rush said, if we decide he is guilty by "consensus" does that mean he doesn't get a trial?

Posted by: dagny at July 01, 2010 02:09 PM (KyBY

Heh. The science case is settled! This video is a more accurate representation of reality than the Evil Human Global Warming climate models which formed the basis of "proof" for that asinine theory.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 01, 2010 10:12 AM (Qp4DT)

103 Al Gore stars in
"Done in 60 Seconds"

Posted by: runningrn at July 01, 2010 10:13 AM (CfmlF)

104

Why no it does not make your ass look fat,

_{it's looks fat all on it's own.}

Posted by: Honest Abe maintaining a perfect score at July 01, 2010 10:13 AM (l6isY)

105 Al, baby, isn't she sort of, um, old?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 01, 2010 10:14 AM (i3AsK)

106

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Manbearpigsexcrazedpoodle at July 01, 2010 10:14 AM (Iaxlk)

107 The proper way to answer Abe's questions:

"No Honey, the dress doesn't make your backside look huge."

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 01, 2010 10:14 AM (w6Icm)

108

I think it's testimony to Gore's ineffective leadership skills that he managed to spend over $500 for a masseuse and didn't even get so much as a handjob.

Sh*t, for that kind of money I would expect to spray the entire ceiling with second chakra, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 01, 2010 10:19 AM (Iaxlk)

109 Gore is such a creep. This couldn't have happened to a creepier guy. Well. Let's see, Obama... He's pretty creepy too.

Posted by: Guy Who Can't Decide at July 01, 2010 10:19 AM (4sj7x)

110 That video is even funnier than the first one. Didn't think that was possible. Gore is having a kinda tough summer, no?

Posted by: nikkolai at July 01, 2010 10:21 AM (RahXo)

111

Al Gore

Ginger Masseuse

Tipper Gore

but not Laurie David starring in:

Goy Story

Posted by: kallisto at July 01, 2010 10:22 AM (+FkcS)

112 Al Gore in:

The Sperminator

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at July 01, 2010 10:29 AM (DkEUV)

113 Al Gore and Rebecca DeMornay in:

Risky Jizz Mess

Posted by: Autotune the Nudes at July 01, 2010 10:31 AM (DkEUV)

114 Gore/Edwards 2004!

Heh!

Posted by: looking closely at July 01, 2010 10:32 AM (6Q9g2)

115 You know, it's this kind of material that makes AOS heads above the rest.

Top job Ace, top job.

Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2010 10:35 AM (OKZrE)

116 Tinfoil hat mode... Gore is such a dumb hypocrite that he was becoming a liability to the greenies, and The New Left has a proud history of cannibalizing their own when that happens (the Clintons, Blago, Olbermann, Reid, Massa, and even Obama to a certain extent). Or, maybe Soros is behind it, no honor among thieves and all that... /tinfoil

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 01, 2010 10:38 AM (w9BEi)

117 Dignity is something Democrat politicians don't seem to be afflicted with. Carter, Clinton, Gore........what a bunch of classless, graceless tools. And the people who support them are no better.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2010 10:40 AM (+Uv5V)

118 So Gore was chowing down on a candy bar at the time too?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 01, 2010 10:41 AM (4sj7x)

119 My savoir-faire is everywhere!

Posted by: ManBearPigPoodleSkunk at July 01, 2010 10:49 AM (ZtwUX)

120 39 What the heck was that thing she stuck in the safe deposit box along with the spooged pants? Was that a chocolate bar or was Gore munching on the TV remote?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2010 01:32 PM (VW9/y)

A mobile phone with incriminating voice mail message.

Posted by: Aaron at July 01, 2010 10:49 AM (XUIJ5)

121 " Tinfoil hat mode... Gore is such a dumb hypocrite that he was becoming a liability to the greenies, and The New Left has a proud history of cannibalizing their own when that happens (the Clintons, Blago, Olbermann, Reid, Massa, and even Obama to a certain extent). Or, maybe Soros is behind it, no honor among thieves and all that... /tinfoil

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 01, 2010 02:38 PM (w9BEi)"

Indeed, this came out right when Gore criticized Obama for his gulf performance.

Gore was pretty hard on Obama, and then this years old scandal is dusted off and publicized. I wouldn't be surprised if she was bought, after all, she said she would settle this civilly which is why criminal charges were not pursued. And then re-bought.

Gore is effectively unable to criticize Obama now.

Posted by: Chili Corn Chips at July 01, 2010 10:50 AM (dUOK+)

122 When the video shows Al creeping up behind the masseuse, don't his hindquarters look dismayingly familiar? I think they superimposed Michele Obama's ass on Gore.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 01, 2010 10:54 AM (ZtwUX)

123 Gore is effectively unable to criticize Obama now.

And said failings were in his personal life, so the "science" he championed is still "settled." Pretty sick how the Left uses people like tissues.

Has the new point man for the enviro-statist been identified yet? Looks like they were grooming Van Jones for the job before Beck exposed him.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 01, 2010 10:55 AM (w9BEi)

124 I'm afraid to click on the vid. Seriously. I'm afraid I won't be able to get that fat, sweaty fucktard out of my head. {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2010 10:56 AM (UOM48)

125 "ManBearPig"

YM "ManBearSexPoodle"

Posted by: someone at July 01, 2010 10:56 AM (DfAwB)

126 YM "ManBearSexCRAZEDPoodle"

Posted by: someone at July 01, 2010 02:56 PM (DfAwB)

FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 01, 2010 11:04 AM (Iaxlk)

127 Al Gore was immaculately conceived by the midichlorians to bring balance to the Earth. His dad was really his uncle and Tipper is really his long-lost twin sister, which is why they suddenly separated. He delights in destroying people and cultures and entire ways of living but there's really good in him. Now stick around for 16 years while I concoct some bullshit explanation for all this.

Posted by: George Lucas at July 01, 2010 11:05 AM (FU7CI)

128 I can't help thinking that somewhere, the Gore Twins are checking their undies for chakra stains...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 01, 2010 11:05 AM (Iaxlk)

129 In addition to all the baked-in goodness, YouTube pops up an environmentalist ad while the video plays.

Posted by: motionview at July 01, 2010 11:06 AM (lKDF0)

130

Posted by: George Lucas at July 01, 2010 03:05 PM (FU7CI)

All I wanted was for her to free my midichlorians!

Posted by: ManBearPigSexCrazedPoodle at July 01, 2010 11:06 AM (Iaxlk)

131 Ain't the first time the Portland police and the Dems running that town have covered up Democrat sex crimes ....

Posted by: Kristopher at July 01, 2010 11:08 AM (kCEOg)

132 I want ALL my news delivered this way. Hell, in Chinese, too! I haven't laughed so hard since before Obagabe was erected. The smoke from the ears, the tie-dyed hippies, the wolf sounds, it was the most amazing thing. The Clin-Ton spooge reference. You're a genius Ace!

Posted by: Timber Wold at July 01, 2010 11:09 AM (hc7KT)

133 Don't we have a Korean hobo on ice that we can thaw out and get a translation?

Pixy??

Posted by: Kemp at July 01, 2010 11:17 AM (2+9Yx)

134 He looked a lot fatter in that animation than the original one. Did they change it?

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at July 01, 2010 11:32 AM (sYEpI)

135 Holy shit, this rocks my face off. Algore looks even creepier and more oleaginous than he does in real life. The "leg humping poodle" thought bubble is priceless. Also, her dirty hippie friends trying to talk her out of telling her story = awesome.

And this animation is from Taiwan? God bless my mother's people, is all I can say.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at July 01, 2010 12:22 PM (j+OvS)

136
The hippie chick telling the accuser that she mustn't rat on Gore, or the planet will die, is worth it right there.

*snork* *waves hand* This isn't the AlGore you're looking for.

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