June 17, 2010

Alternate Reality Version of Joe Barton's Statement
— Ace

"I am gravely worried about the President's decision to strike deals with BP behind the public's back.

"The President does not act for himself. The President acts for the People of the United States of America, and the People have a right to know what BP was threatened with -- and, perhaps more importantly, what BP was promised.

"And what BP promised back. Not the $20 billion we know about -- but promises we don't know about.

"It was widely reported that during the health care negotiations, which were famously promised to be conducted entirely on CSPAN, President Obama secretly limited to limit the bite the government would take out of Big Pharmacy's promise -- in exchange for Big Pharmacy running ninety million dollar's worth of political advertisements in support of Barack Obama's plan.

"It is extremely dangerous to let a President, invested with the full power of prosecution of the United States of America, meet secretly with corporations to work out side-deals.

"Perhaps these arrangements were above-board. Perhaps nothing untoward here. If that is the case, I'm sure President Obama and BP will not object to making the notes of their meetings, and written communications between them, subject for the People's inspection.

"This is too large a power to be left in the hands of one man, with none of the checks and balances our Constitution created to restrain the executive.

"In our court system, prosecutors do work out plea arrangements with defendants -- but those arrangements are scrutinized by a third-party judge, who only approves him if he determines the prosecutor hasn't abused his power to give the defendant treatment too harsh... or treatment too lenient, either.

"In this case, President Obama stands as prosecutor. But the People stand as judge.

"I am hereby submitting this letter to President Obama, asking him to release all documentary evidence in his possession about his dealings with BP."

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM | Comments (223)
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1 First!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 04:27 PM (CfmlF)

2 That about sums it up.Barton I think was on the right track but expressed it poorly.Now we are fucked and can't say anything because it might look like we are sft on BP.Fucking great being pussies.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 04:28 PM (667i6)

3 Thank you, ace.

In this post, you've more than covered my take on the situation.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:29 PM (lBmZl)

4 You can bet the Democrat participants in this show trial had their script planned, written and memorized long before getting on stage to 'question' Hayward. Barton and the Republicans?

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2010 04:29 PM (HtIec)

5

Heh! Heh!  They're still duking it out on the other thread.

"I am hereby submitting this letter to President Obama, asking him to release all documentary evidence in his possession about his dealings with BP."

I wish some Republican weenie would be able to locate a set of balls, duct tape them on and make that request of Obama.  Sadly, it will never happen.

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 04:30 PM (CfmlF)

6 What he said.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 17, 2010 04:30 PM (d7k0J)

7 Yeah, that would have been better.

Posted by: damian at June 17, 2010 04:30 PM (4WbTI)

8 o-man.

Posted by: willow at June 17, 2010 04:30 PM (HyUIR)

9

" the People have a right to know what BP was threatened with"

What?  Obviously you're just a shill for BP.

 

Posted by: Zombie John Murtha at June 17, 2010 04:30 PM (9zHDv)

10 Oops, damn sock.

Posted by: Qwinn at June 17, 2010 04:31 PM (9zHDv)

11 I take it the entire day is devoted to this?

Posted by: Timbo at June 17, 2010 04:31 PM (ph9vn)

12 Would that have been so hard?

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2010 04:32 PM (6nfpx)

13

Most of the attorneys in DC are running around trying to figure out where Obama got the legal authority to even demand such a thing. Half of them want to prove he has it and the other half are trying to prove he doesn't. No one even seems to know where to start.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2010 04:32 PM (HTKLS)

14
BP was not threatened.

Hayward is Obama's brother from another mother.

Fuck the greenies.  Fuck them until they are all dead.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:33 PM (lBmZl)

15

MATT DAMON !

Posted by: Matt Damon at June 17, 2010 04:33 PM (dCjum)

16 12 Yeah, where's the transparency??

 

Tonight, I will be treated to Michelle wearing a very hot and sexy see-through negligee with peek-a-boo cutouts in strategically placed locations, if you know what I mean.


Posted by: Sheik Obama at June 17, 2010 04:34 PM (CfmlF)

17

Most of the attorneys in DC are running around trying to figure out where Obama got the legal authority to even demand such a thing. Half of them want to prove he has it and the other half are trying to prove he doesn't. No one even seems to know where to start.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2010 08:32 PM (HTKLS)

Clearly, he doesn't have the authority.  Nothing even close.  The simple proof of this is seen in people asking whether the 20 billion is a cap, but the Executive branch has no power to cap the liability of a private corporation.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 04:34 PM (Qp4DT)

18 Can I point out that the real world Barton did more in his comments to hold BP accountable ("legitimately wrong") then the alternate reality version?

Posted by: Qwinn at June 17, 2010 04:34 PM (9zHDv)

19 Well put.

Posted by: AndrewR at June 17, 2010 04:34 PM (nO76R)

20
We all  know that big-oli/ BP gave money to the democrats and Obama.  Obama and the democrats are corrupt and we instinctively know something must have gone down. So yeah - what else did you "get", Obama?

Never let a crisis go to waste.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 17, 2010 04:35 PM (0fzsA)

21

The other unanswered question is How does this affect the LEGAL process that will hit the courts soon.

Will this count towards compensation? Not? (in a legal sense).  Because unless this money is somehow covered by a legal document, someone could possibly get compensation from this fund, THEN sue anyway for full damages... which of course means the Lawyers win...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2010 04:35 PM (OlHjR)

22

So when can we expect the shareholders to file a lawsuit or can they?  I would think the Brits  losing their pensions have standing

 

BP actually has almost an equal number of shareholders in the U.S. and they actually employ more Americans than Brits.  That being said, I say those idiots across the pond wanted Obama elected Precedent.  I say to them, "Suck it, Losers!"  It does make me wonder if the Royal Family's fortunes will be affected much.  Prince Charles is a big Greentard, so I bet he would have quite a bit of shares in BP.

Posted by: Sheik Obama at June 17, 2010 04:37 PM (CfmlF)

23 Would have been much better.

Posted by: Dunkirk at June 17, 2010 04:37 PM (ZkQ3p)

24

That's how it's done, folks.

However, I'd strike this line:

"This is too large a power to be left in the hands of one man, with none of the checks and balances our Constitution created to restrain the executive.

People want a strong leader in time of crisis, and Obama isn't.  Suggesting that he's overstepped his authority (true or not), implies leadership in doing whatever it takes to hold BP accountable.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 04:37 PM (plsiE)

25

What!    I'm Shocked...SCHOCKED, I tell You...that  their is a Shakedow going on here!

 

Prefect Renieu....here is you cut.

Oh Thank-You.

Posted by: Prefect Renieu at June 17, 2010 04:37 PM (/JGtb)

26 The other unanswered question is How does this affect the LEGAL process that will hit the courts soon.

Who cares?  Fuck the courts.

The NRCC needs to promise us one hell of a spectacle in investigative committees if they take the house.

Bloodsport.

Whatever is bad for Obama is good for America.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:37 PM (lBmZl)

27 Be interesting to see how Barry spends that $20 BILLION slush fund.  Bet the first requirement is that you're a REGISTERED DEMOCRAT.

Posted by: GarandFan at June 17, 2010 04:38 PM (6mwMs)

28 Because unless this money is somehow covered by a legal document, someone could possibly get compensation from this fund, THEN sue anyway for full damages... which of course means the Lawyers win...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2010 08:35 PM (OlHjR)

Unless they force people to sign away any future claims as part of accessing this fund (as with the 9/11 fund).  But if someone doesn't want to sign away future claims, then he can file on his own, again, as with the 9/11 fund and those who opted out so that they could sue the Saudis and others.

Of course, the 9/11 fund wasn't money extorted out of anyone.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 04:38 PM (Qp4DT)

29

Or instead of Barton sending it, as the opinion has become His comments sucked. (i still don't agree)

We put an ad in the paper asking it for ourselves?

oh forget it, pulls my own hair.

Posted by: willow at June 17, 2010 04:38 PM (HyUIR)

30

Boy, with all the disasters and crises going on, the one demographic that is going to be busy for quite a long time (jobs saved and created) are the trial lawyers.  I bet Toyota is happy that this little oil spill came along.  It takes some of the scrutiny and heat off of them.  This BP thing is a much bigger deal.

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 04:39 PM (CfmlF)

31

Ace, I think your statement is right on the mark.  But Barton would not have said that.  It would have had to come from some other GOP member of the committee.

What Barton wanted to say was that it wasn't fair -- and maybe wasn't Constitutional -- for the President to force BP to commit $20 billion to a fund that was created unilaterally by the President without oversight and without granting BP due process.

So the alternate reality of what Barton wanted to say is:

"I apologize that the President jumped the gun in forcing BP into this arrangement, because it unjustifiably gives the appearance that without it, you were somehow going to get away without paying for the lives you disrupted, the wildlife you killed, the ecosystems you upended and the lands and waters you desecrated.  The President seems to have forgotten the role of the legislative and judiciary branches in seeing that BP does right by the American people."

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 04:39 PM (7AOgy)

32  
ANY-MOTHERFUCKING-THING bad for Obama is good for America.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:40 PM (lBmZl)

33

Be interesting to see how Barry spends that $20 BILLION slush fund. 

 

LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 04:40 PM (CfmlF)

34 18 - cutouts for the strap-on I suppose.

Posted by: ktnxbai at June 17, 2010 04:40 PM (JBTsS)

35 24 Yeah they "wanted" him but Americans actually voted him in.Still,I admit to enjoying their discomfort.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 04:42 PM (667i6)

36 I sometimes feel a little depressed by the dumbness of my fellow AoS morons.

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 17, 2010 04:42 PM (l1KFP)

37 Well several of those are significantly better than what was said.

"In our court system, prosecutors do work out plea arrangements with defendants -- but those arrangements are scrutinized by a third-party judge, who only approves him if he determines the prosecutor hasn't abused his power to give the defendant treatment too harsh... or treatment too lenient, either.

I would add "What judge was overseeing this discussion?"

Asking for the minutes of the meeting would definitely be good, too.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 04:43 PM (Xsi7M)

38

Clearly, he doesn't have the authority.  Nothing even close.  The simple proof of this is seen in people asking whether the 20 billion is a cap, but the Executive branch has no power to cap the liability of a private corporation.

No, but they do have the power to agree that the executive branch will not pursue damages in excess of 20 billion.

The agencies (setting aside the constitutionality of the existence of such agencies) that would go after BP- Dept of Justice, EPA, Dept of Commerce, etc are under the exectutive branch.

We should be told exactly what they were threatened with to reach this deal- but trying to argue that the President has no authority in reaching such an agreement is a political loser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 04:44 PM (plsiE)

39 Yeah they "wanted" him but Americans actually voted him in.Still,I admit to enjoying their discomfort.

Bullshit.  Just casting a vote for that cocksucking piece of shit was a renunciation of citizenship.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:45 PM (lBmZl)

40

I think Obama just fucked himself bigtime with this. As long as it was BP paying the compensation and checking hard that the claims were legit I doubt if they had many losers trying to get a free lunch. Now that people know the government is running it they will have every out of work loser on the Gulf Coast filing claims. It will turn into and overwhelming cluster fuck.

The 911 fund took 2 years to figure out and there were only 3,000 families involved. There are millions of people on hard times in the gulf and they will be lining up and sending in applications.

Posted by: robtr at June 17, 2010 04:45 PM (fwSHf)

41 38 Go elsewhere.Perhaps you can find some commenters as intelligent as yourself.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 04:46 PM (667i6)

42 What Ace said.

38 posts in at this point and no one's called anyone a RINO, pussy, coward or told them to go fuck themselves.  Attaboy !

(waiting for 15+ responses telling me to go fuck myself beginning...now)

Posted by: societyis2blame at June 17, 2010 04:46 PM (7ZyYf)

43 Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 17, 2010 04:46 PM (0pYSi)

44 Your post is fine, Ace. I wish Barton had said something more like this. But I also think there was absolutely nothing wrong with what he actually said. The problem here is with the ridiculously pussified reaction of Boehner and the GOP leadership. I think this is a huge blunder on Boehner's part.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 04:47 PM (VXBR1)

45 43 38 Go elsewhere.Perhaps you can find some commenters as intelligent as yourself. Posted by: steevy

+1

Posted by: mpfs at June 17, 2010 04:47 PM (QuP9W)

46 >>>>Can I point out that the real world Barton did more in his comments to hold BP accountable ("legitimately wrong") then the alternate reality version? Can I point out the parody "Simply Reprehensible"? And I point that out because Democrats were more than eager to malign Clinton as shameful, dishonest, reprehensible... but what they were also eager to do was let him off the hook. I think people "get" that when you're cussing out someone but then sparing them some tangible penalty that you're really on their side.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2010 04:48 PM (66DVY)

47 I'll bet that NOW you will see the administration issue a blanket waiver of that 1920s law (can't remember the name) prohibiting foreign ships operating in US coastal waters. And the maritime unions will be the first ones in line at the pay window for a cut of that $20 billion.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 17, 2010 04:48 PM (A5624)

48 Ace, can you do an alternate reality version of our current system of security where 17 Afghanistan Soldiers with security clearance who are here at one of our Airforce bases getting instruction on how to fly DON'T FUCKING GO AWOL?

Posted by: x11b1p at June 17, 2010 04:49 PM (WYuR3)

49 We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Gov. Wm. J. LePetomaine at June 17, 2010 04:49 PM (3Dnuf)

50 "Ace" is a great name for a Congressman. 

Sadly, "Sheldon Lipschitz-Dagemeyer" looks like shit on a sign.

Or whatever the fuck your name is.

Seriously, had Joe Barton made this statement, he would've vaulted to the front of the pack of '12 nominees.  Sadly, like almost all politicians, he could lose a spelling bee to my Saturday morning sphincter-squeezins.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:50 PM (SQYbC)

51 Yeah,we may as well call that $20 billion the "Union and other aggrieved liberal organizations fund".

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 04:50 PM (667i6)

52 Sure. But you never wrote this without Barton first speaking his truth.

Posted by: gack at June 17, 2010 04:50 PM (c2uEO)

53
That $20B is going to go to projects already slated under porkulus even tangentially related to the Gulf of Mexico.

That displacement is going to let Retarded Barry put $20B back into his $787B porkulus stash.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 04:50 PM (lBmZl)

54 Sell out! Sell out!

Everybody! Set fire to your house!

C'mon, only TRUE Conservatives wouldn't act accordingly!!!!

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 04:50 PM (zgd5N)

55 Point: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Counterpoint: GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Rebuttal: AGAGAAAGAGHHHHH!

Counter-rebuttal: MGFHAAAAGHRGHHH!

Have I summarized today's debate adequately?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 04:51 PM (bxiXv)

56 Ace, can you do an alternate reality version of our current system of security where 17 Afghanistan Soldiers with security clearance who are here at one of our Airforce bases getting instruction on how to fly DON'T FUCKING GO AWOL?

They've gone AWOL over the last several years.  One by one.  Falling in love with strippers and living in their closets, and shit.  There is absolutely no reason to believe that a cell of trained Muzzies is collecting at your local mall.  They're immigration issues, not terrorism issues, almost assuredly.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:52 PM (SQYbC)

57

-->No, but they do have the power to agree that the executive branch will not pursue damages in excess of 20 billion.

The Executive branch is not pursuing damages. Any liability that impinges on the government and the spill is already covered by statutes. The fact that this junta is trying to hold BP responsible for the losses incurred by the Executive branch WRONGLY shutting down the other drilling is an illustration of the bizarro world we're in.

-->The agencies (setting aside the constitutionality of the existence of such agencies) that would go after BP- Dept of Justice, EPA, Dept of Commerce, etc are under the exectutive branch.

No. The liabilities we are talking about are for private people and perhaps states.  These lunatics are even floating the idea that BP is responsible for the drop in real estate values along the coast because of the spill.  Think about that and let it sink in.  That is CRAZY, not least because it's impossible to measure in any way, but because it's just insane.

-->We should be told exactly what they were threatened with to reach this deal- but trying to argue that the President has no authority in reaching such an agreement is a political loser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 08:44 PM (plsiE)

He does not have any such authority. That is clear. If you don't think so, then extrapolate such an Executive power and see what sort of nation you would end up with. It ain't pretty. It looks a bit like Indonesia or Argentina.


Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 04:52 PM (Qp4DT)

58 38 I sometimes feel a little depressed by the dumbness of my fellow AoS morons.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 17, 2010 08:42 PM (l1KFP)

Second day in a row you've vomited this sentiment over and over, and at this point I'm frankly not too pleased about having to share a comments section with you either.

Ace, is the alternate reality in which Barton made this statement also populated with Bizarro World House GOP Leaders who don't cut their own members' knees out from under them?  'Cause if so, I'll take it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 17, 2010 04:52 PM (BKIC5)

59 The simple proof of this is seen in people asking whether the 20 billion is a cap, but the Executive branch has no power to cap the liability of a private corporation.

Actually current law places a 75 million cap on liability. BP could have ignored the Won and paid out the 75 million and stopped.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2010 04:52 PM (6taRI)

60 51 We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Posted by: Gov. Wm. J. LePetomaine at June 17, 2010 08:49 PM (3Dnuf) It's amazing how this administration can so accurately be portrayed by either "Blazing Saddles" or "The Blues Brothers". Then again I think that between them those two movies explain almost EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 17, 2010 04:53 PM (A5624)

61

Posted by: Gov. Wm. J. LePetomaine at June 17, 2010 08:49 PM (3Dnuf)

Indeed - let us install a toll booth just above the wellhead!

See if that oil well can come up with a shitload of dimes!  HA!

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 04:53 PM (7AOgy)

62 Have I summarized today's debate adequately?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 08:51 PM (bxiXv)

Die in a fire, asshole.

OK.  Now you're done.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:53 PM (SQYbC)

63 58 Yeah,can you blame them for not wanting to go back to Dirtballistan?

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 04:53 PM (667i6)

64 Hey, your just changing the subject.
FIRST, we need to see the notes form the meetings Dick Cheney held with the oil companies. What did Bush promise? In exchange for what?
We have been waiting over 8 years for that information and Bush can not keep avoiding the demands of the people!

Posted by: nine coconuts but all out of juice at June 17, 2010 04:53 PM (DHNp4)

65 "This is too large a power Shakedown to be left in the hands of one man this corrupt sociopathic marxist, with none of the checks and balances our Constitution created to restrain the executive."

Needed more specificity, no need for confusion and I DO NOT FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 17, 2010 04:54 PM (HBqDo)

66 Everybody that does not commit suicide on the count of three should just move to Solmalia.

1...2...

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 04:55 PM (zgd5N)

67 Whatever is bad for Obama is good for America. Agreed.
That's Oilbama.
FIFY

Posted by: Something Wicked This Way Comes... at June 17, 2010 04:55 PM (uFdnM)

68 Maybe he should have said, "I'm a pussy who will apologize for something I believe is true if anyone demands I do so."

Posted by: Terry at June 17, 2010 04:55 PM (ddL+W)

69 Actually current law places a 75 million cap on liability. BP could have ignored the Won and paid out the 75 million and stopped.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2010 08:52 PM (6taRI)

And in fact, I believe they had a fiduciary duty to do so.  That's $19,925,000,000 worth of "goodwill" they just fucked their shareholders out of. 

Just an observation, that makes no fucking sense.



Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:56 PM (SQYbC)

70 Have I summarized today's debate adequately?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 08:51 PM (bxiXv)


Except for, "You ignorant slut!"

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2010 04:56 PM (HtIec)

71 Today on the Fox panel bill Krisol referenced the saying that "democrats are the evil party, and Republicans are the stupid party"
Juan twofer-affirmative-action-pundit Williams had a really offended look on his face.
Priceless.

Posted by: nine coconuts but all out of juice at June 17, 2010 04:56 PM (DHNp4)

72 Everybody that does not commit suicide on the count of three should just move to Solmalia.

1...2...

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 08:55 PM (zgd5N)

[Comment never made.  I hate Somalia]

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:57 PM (SQYbC)

73

Die in a fire, asshole.

OK.  Now you're done.

Posted by: Herr

God I love you Herr.

Posted by: mpfs at June 17, 2010 04:57 PM (QuP9W)

74 You know, he Valdez case drug on in the courts for over a decade.  This mess is going to be around long after Obama.  BP is trying for damage control, and 20 billion is a small price to pay at this point.  I think we'll be arguing about this for a looooong time.

Posted by: brak at June 17, 2010 04:57 PM (W5NBA)

75 Actually current law places a 75 million cap on liability. BP could have ignored the Won and paid out the 75 million and stopped.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2010 08:52 PM (6taRI)

Yep.  But, obviously, The Precedent threatened that BP would have all their US assets seized (under some insane reasoning by Justice) and would never be able to do business in the US again - IF BP adhered to the actual law.  Because, to this junta, law is bad.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 04:58 PM (Qp4DT)

76 Sure, and Palin could have made a long winded statement on the healthcare legislation.....but she said DEATH PANELS instead.

Too bad Republican leaders are men, therefore we are assured no more attention to Obama's 3rd world behavior.


Posted by: pam at June 17, 2010 04:58 PM (h8R9p)

77 ABC news has a video up showing state and local governments rolling up their sleeves and saving themselves from the oil spill.  One official in Florida said "they [the feds] can take us away in handcuffs, we are going to do what it takes to protect our shores."  Bobby Jindal is quoted as saying they have been moved to action because "the oil is moving a lot faster than any federal response." 

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 04:58 PM (CfmlF)

78 God I love you Herr.

Posted by: mpfs at June 17, 2010 08:57 PM (QuP9W)

Your lips say "yes yes yes".

But the lack of boobie pics says "I'm too drunk to find your e-mail address".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 04:59 PM (SQYbC)

79 Too bad Republican leaders are "men." You forgot the quotation marks, Pam.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 04:59 PM (VXBR1)

80 Don't be turgid, folks.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at June 17, 2010 05:00 PM (0pYSi)

81 Just got an email.  The latest communique from the campaign is out.  It's from David Plouffe....entitled "Apologize to BP?"

Posted by: curious at June 17, 2010 05:00 PM (p302b)

82 Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2010 08:52 PM (6taRI)

Or the junta threatened the BP slimeballs with criminal action.  I forgot that one, since it was one of The Precedent's first "responses" to the spill.  I'm waiting for the criminal investigation of MMS and the people who appointed them, like The Precedent.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 05:00 PM (Qp4DT)

83 Don't be turgid, folks.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at June 17, 2010 09:00 PM (0pYSi)

Boobie pics.  Try again.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 05:00 PM (SQYbC)

84 BP is getting their money back on some back room cap and trade deal.

BP got the Goldman Sachs treatment. (or AMA, or big Pharma, or Insurance industry, or ...)

Posted by: nine coconuts but all out of juice at June 17, 2010 05:00 PM (DHNp4)

85

It's amazing how this administration can so accurately be portrayed by either "Blazing Saddles" or "The Blues Brothers".

 

Except that the Black sherrif in Blazing Saddles was actually competent.

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:01 PM (CfmlF)

86

Actually current law places a 75 million cap on liability. BP could have ignored the Won and paid out the 75 million and stopped.

From what I just read, that $75 million goes out the window if criminal charges are filed. 

This article also suggests that the legislation could be changed, though I don't know how the courts would view the cap being changed after the fact.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 05:01 PM (plsiE)

87 We are not at the bottom yet M and M's.  These will seem like the sane good old days this time next year.

Posted by: Hammer at June 17, 2010 05:01 PM (GkYyh)

88 I think Obama just fucked himself bigtime with this. As long as it was BP paying the compensation and checking hard that the claims were legit I doubt if they had many losers trying to get a free lunch. Now that people know the government is running it they will have every out of work loser on the Gulf Coast filing claims. It will turn into and overwhelming cluster fuck.

That won't even be the best part.  You just know that he's going to go over the top trying to take credit for those payouts now.  Like with the Stimulus road signs.  I figure the checks will have his donuts and bacon logo in the background.

And this is the guy who sent out $250 "tax cuts" and was surprised that they didn't silence the tea partiers or get him support for Obamacare.  So you know that efforts are going to be made to 'stretch' that money.  $20 billion isn't going to go very far among millions of people on the coast.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 05:01 PM (Xsi7M)

89 Sure, and Palin could have made a long winded statement on the healthcare legislation.....but she said DEATH PANELS instead.

Too bad Republican leaders are men, therefore we are assured no more attention to Obama's 3rd world behavior.

Posted by: pam at June 17, 2010 08:58 PM (h8R9p)

Sarah Palin actually knows a thing or two about how to communicate political memes.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:01 PM (7AOgy)

90

Don't be turgid, folks.

 

But what I want to know is, "who's looking out for the folks?"

Posted by: Swill O'Really at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (CfmlF)

91 If you're not an enemy of life and all things good, you should apologize to David Berkowitz's family for the horrible treatment the NYPD put him through.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (zgd5N)

92

Dropped this in the other Barton thread:

Krauthammer: "I think that wins the award for the most politically stupid statement of the year. We can retire it right now, in June."

Video here.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (k5CvA)

93 81 God I love you Herr.

Posted by: mpfs at June 17, 2010 08:57 PM (QuP9W)

Your lips say "yes yes yes".

But the lack of boobie pics says "I'm too drunk to find your e-mail address".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

I'm not taking the bait Herr.  If I send you pics I'm sure you'll get me preggers just by looking at them  you fertile sonovabitch.


Posted by: mpfs at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (QuP9W)

94 11 I take it the entire day is devoted to this?

Nikki Haley's vagina took a break today -- it's a Sikh holiday. 

Posted by: Y-not working up a good angry at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (Kn9r7)

95 Juan twofer-affirmative-action-pundit Williams had a really offended look on his face.

Sometimes I think that if we could see the Fox Panel through Juan Williams' eyes we'd be seeing a red-Terminator-vision POV in which all arguments made by the conservative panelists are parsed through a filter that immediately computes a range of possible knee-jerk responses and brings up a list for Juan to select from.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 17, 2010 05:02 PM (BKIC5)

96 I am glad we hashed this mf out today. The math is always the same.

The taxpayers lose. The shareholders lose. We always lose. Someday, some selfless public servant will actually act on behalf of us for change. It happens about every 100 years. I will be taking a dirt nap in 2060.  Best of luck gen y and x.

Posted by: Something Wicked This Way Comes... at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (uFdnM)

97

Some of the British papers are lauding Rep Barton, as they feel Hayward was thrown to the lions. Bizarro universe. Plus:

'There's nobody else in front of the firing squad,' Washington lawyer, Stan Brand, who specializes in criminal law and Congress, said. 'It's about as far from a legally recognizable proceeding as you're going to see. It will be a much more dramatic public execution' than the earlier congressional hearings.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (Yq+qN)

98 I'm just wondering if this weekend is going to involve a reset so we can get back to our normal shitfaced insult-swordfighting revelry, or is today the "new AoS tone?"

'Cause I'm gonna have to dig out the ol' Profane Phrasebook if this is an Official AoS Lifestyle Update.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (bxiXv)

99

58, yeah, I thought about a post, but over 2 years?

 

They're drinking margaritas on the Riverwalk, and hitting the strip clubs.

 

In other words living the American dream.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (Wh0W+)

100 Yep.  But, obviously, The Precedent threatened that BP would have all their US assets seized (under some insane reasoning by Justice) and would never be able to do business in the US again - IF BP adhered to the actual law.  Because, to this junta, law is bad.

Nope.  Hayward and Obama put on a show for us rubes.

The only way the events of the last two months make even a lick of sense is if those fuckers are both on the same side.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (lBmZl)

101 Except that the Black sherrif in Blazing Saddles was actually competent. Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:01 PM (CfmlF) They went overboard on the satire thing...

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (A5624)

102

And this is the guy who sent out $250 "tax cuts" and was surprised that they didn't silence the tea partiers or get him support for Obamacare.  So you know that efforts are going to be made to 'stretch' that money.  $20 billion isn't going to go very far among millions of people on the coast.

 

You'd think those people would be thanking me!


Posted by: Obama Teh Great at June 17, 2010 05:03 PM (CfmlF)

103 If I send you pics I'm sure you'll get me preggers just by looking at them  you fertile sonovabitch.

I can impregnate you from here.  With my mind.

Wait.  That was a sock.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 17, 2010 05:04 PM (SQYbC)

104 Krauthammer couldn't be more wrong.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 05:04 PM (VXBR1)

105 43 38 Go elsewhere.Perhaps you can find some commenters as intelligent as yourself. Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 08:46 PM

You're BOTH banned.

Wanna buy a calendar?

Posted by: jcjimi at June 17, 2010 05:04 PM (ay6+/)

106

Except that the Black sherrif in Blazing Saddles was actually competent.

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:01 PM (CfmlF)

That could be what lulled the 52% into a false sense of security!  Damn you, Mel Brooks!

As an aside, Cleavon Little would make a far better President than Obama... and he's been dead for 17 years.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:04 PM (7AOgy)

107

But what I want to know is, "who's looking out for the folks?"

The small people? 

Posted by: Carl Svanberg at June 17, 2010 05:04 PM (0pYSi)

108

[Comment never made.  I hate Somalia]

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

That's secret Somalian Frontier Brigade Ulm Al Van Gambleputty talk if I've ever heard it!

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 05:07 PM (zgd5N)

109 Meanwhile, I want a cookie.

Posted by: Filly at June 17, 2010 05:07 PM (pvt6g)

110 Sure, and Palin could have made a long winded statement on the healthcare legislation.....but she said DEATH PANELS instead.

If you read those facebook posts, they were long-ish (and with footnotes).  But "Death Panels" was all anyone heard.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 05:08 PM (Xsi7M)

111

That could be what lulled the 52% into a false sense of security!  Damn you, Mel Brooks!

 

Geez, and all this time I've been blaming Dennis Hayesbert!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:08 PM (CfmlF)

112 God damn, this place SUCKS!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States, New Resident of Somalia at June 17, 2010 05:08 PM (BKIC5)

113

“BPÂ’s reported willingness to go along with the White HouseÂ’s new fund suggests that the Obama Administration is hard at work exerting its brand of Chicago-style shakedown politics," said Price in a statement. "These actions are emblematic of a politicization of our economy that has been borne out of this AdministrationÂ’s drive for greater power and control.  

~Rep. Tom Price, R-GA~

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 05:09 PM (Yq+qN)

114 49 The Jones Act except this name confuses Obama. He's not gonna waive it because the unions would go postal, so to speak.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2010 05:09 PM (HTKLS)

115

Luntz's Hollywood Dunces! 

I just crossed an item off my bucket list.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 17, 2010 05:10 PM (0pYSi)

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2010 05:10 PM (HtIec)

117 M80s, when are you going to learn that there's a PRICE my bosses just won't pay?

Posted by: Rep. Tom PRICE (R-GA) at June 17, 2010 05:10 PM (BKIC5)

118 Some of the British papers are lauding Rep Barton, as they feel Hayward was thrown to the lions. Bizarro universe. Plus:

Well I guess the 2013 Republican President has their British Ambassador set to go.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 05:11 PM (Xsi7M)

119

In a dark day filled with animus and cannibalism, I bring thee glad tidings:

The South Carolina Democratic PartyÂ’s Executive Committee Thursday rejected a protest of the June 8 primary for U.S. Senate, in which Alvin Greene defeated Vic Rawl.

The decision came down about 8:20 p.m. The final vote was 38 1/2 to reject the protest, 7 1/2 in favor of itÂ…

During the hearing, a USC professor, Walter Ludwig, said his analysis noticed discrepancies with vote totals.

“There is one county, Lancaster County, where the disparity between absentee ballots, optical scan ballots, and the election day ballots was 43 percent,” Ludwig said. “This is not a small county. This is a fairly big sample size.”

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:11 PM (CfmlF)

120 "Coast Guard stops oil sucking barges" from Drudge

Posted by: 48%er at June 17, 2010 05:12 PM (OThQg)

121 Wouldn't it be nice if all the unions would just up and move the Cuba or something?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:12 PM (oPZ+v)

122 This get's old fast.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 05:12 PM (667i6)

123 Juan twofer-affirmative-action-pundit Williams had a really offended look on his face.

Is that the one where he looks down and shakes his head a little or the one where he cocks his head to the side like a dog listening for the food bowl?

Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2010 05:13 PM (rqC5o)

124 All of us are stuck watching children in government and the press fight about grown up topics that are way over their heads. Its bound to carry over onto the boards here once in a while. It's sucks though.

Posted by: PapaNatale at June 17, 2010 05:13 PM (fbXVT)

125 Politics is hard, I guess.  It must be.  The Republicans in Washington just can't seem to do it right.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 17, 2010 05:13 PM (foEpt)

126 I can't get get down with that....nowhere does the term "cockholster" appear in conjunction with Obama.

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2010 05:13 PM (DqSon)

127 125 Wery interwesting.Do they suck other things besides oil??

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at June 17, 2010 05:13 PM (667i6)

128

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2010 09:10 PM (HtIec)

 

Shoot, I was rooting for the midgets.  "The Beast Has Beat The Man!" 

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:14 PM (CfmlF)

129

jesus drowning in a oil spill, HA has a story up the the Coast Guard shut down oil skimmers because they didn't have enough life jackets on board.

I mean couldn't they just give them some or go get some for them. goddamn.

Posted by: robtr at June 17, 2010 05:14 PM (fwSHf)

130 Any GOP candidate that covers his mouth when sneezing should take a dive on a pair of open scissors.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 05:14 PM (zgd5N)

131 Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:11 PM (CfmlF)

Excellent.  Or not.  It would kind of be fun to see the Dems throw Greene out in favor of Rawl, because then they'd be sacrificing ALL their races in the state by completely alienating the blacks.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 17, 2010 05:15 PM (BKIC5)

132

Geez, and all this time I've been blaming Dennis Hayesbert!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:08 PM (CfmlF)

Until now, so have I.  But now I see that there could never have been a President Palmer without a Sheriff Bart.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:15 PM (7AOgy)

133 129 Sad thing is he used to be semi-reasonable before Obama.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 05:15 PM (667i6)

134 Uh oh.  Newt Gingrich just said, on Hannity, that the adminstration was "extorting money" from BP.

Let the crying begin!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 05:15 PM (Qp4DT)

135

He does not have any such authority. That is clear. If you don't think so, then extrapolate such an Executive power and see what sort of nation you would end up with. It ain't pretty. It looks a bit like Indonesia or Argentina.

From a political standpoint, it's completely irrelevant whether he does, doesn't should or shouldn't have that authority.

The public isn't going to hold it against Obama if (and I don't know if he did or not) he overstepped his bounds in going after BP.  They wanted someone to do something, with BP held accountable.

We can argue till we're blue in the face that Obama acted without authority, but in the end it'll just be percieved as Republicans coming to the defense of Big Oil.

The transparency angle is legit, but in the end the deal is likely a political win for Obama.  Criticising his overall handling of the spill and the time it took before he even bothered dealing with BP is a more effective attack.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 05:15 PM (plsiE)

136 Stopping the barges for life jackets and fire extinguishers.  Are you frakkin' kidding me?

Barack Obama to Louisiana: Drop dead!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:16 PM (oPZ+v)

137 Wery interwesting.Do they suck other things besides oil??

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at June 17, 2010 09:13 PM (667i6)

It's twoo!  It's twoo!

Posted by: Lilli Von Schtupp at June 17, 2010 05:16 PM (7AOgy)

138 135 I think it was yesterday BP shut down operations for 5 hours do to a minor fire.The Three Stooges could do a better job on this spill.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 05:16 PM (667i6)

139 Well, they were sucking oil and also running millions of dollars worth of square grouper.

Posted by: 48%er at June 17, 2010 05:17 PM (OThQg)

140 125 "Coast Guard stops oil sucking barges" from Drudge

Posted by: 48%er at June 17, 2010 09:12 PM (OThQg)

That's pretty damned tone-deaf. I wonder if the MFM will forget who the Coast Guard works for long enough to report this breathlessly and hysterically.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 05:17 PM (bxiXv)

141 Stopping the barges for life jackets and fire extinguishers.  Are you frakkin' kidding me?

Barack Obama to Louisiana: Drop dead!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 09:16 PM (oPZ+v)

See, this is EXACTLY the type of red tape Obama could have cut through with an Executive Order on Day One.  It's one of the very few things he personally could have done to improve the response.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:17 PM (7AOgy)

142 The decision came down about 8:20 p.m. The final vote was 38 1/2 to reject the protest, 7 1/2 in favor of itÂ…

What the Hell?  Was Obama 'voting' on that?

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 05:18 PM (Xsi7M)

143

Stopping the barges for life jackets and fire extinguishers.  Are you frakkin' kidding me?

Barack Obama to Louisiana: Drop dead!

Well he didn't even mention them in his speech.  Thin skinned little man.  Wouldn't want Jindal to look good.

Thad Allen is doing a heckava job ain't he?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 17, 2010 05:18 PM (0pYSi)

144 Stuiec - 'Cept that he doesn't give a rat's ass about the spill, just about his new "energy policy" and his liberal agenda.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:19 PM (oPZ+v)

145

Until now, so have I.  But now I see that there could never have been a President Palmer without a Sheriff Bart.

 

Clearly, Sheriff Bart set the Precedent!  That's what I heart about AoSHQ.  You guys are always putting me the knowledge.  I am a much more informed and well rounded person because of all of you!  XXOO!!11!!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:19 PM (CfmlF)

146

We can argue till we're blue in the face that Obama acted without authority, but in the end it'll just be percieved as Republicans coming to the defense of Big Oil.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 09:15 PM (plsiE)

It wouldn't, but even if it did, who cares?  When you defend private property rights and the limits of our Constitution, you will find yourself in an unpopular position every now and again.  That's just how it is and that is why you don't keep a Republic without work, sacrifice, strength and mettle.  If you are happy to toss the Constitution in the trash for a little political expediency (and this is not just some run-of-the-mill situation) then there is nothing left of this nation.

This is why I have been saying that this nation will split apart.  It cannot go on like this.  No way.  No how.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 05:19 PM (Qp4DT)

147

123 Well I guess the 2013 Republican President has their British Ambassador set to go.

They probably changed their minds now. But many of their papers are painting Hayward as a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown, due to being "torn apart by political enemies". Commenters agree:

Although one understands the hatred Americans are showing the Oil Industry and in this case BP, i cannot applaud the bully boy tactics of the so-called elected representatives mof the USA for their actions.
One may feel that BP have been dragging their feet or been tardy in their safety but in order to get BP to work well personnal attacks get nothing achieved. I feel sorry for Tony and hope that Congressmen and senators feel righly ashamed of their so-called righteous indignation.

I had high hopes for Obama, thought maybe someone with some intelligence. Alas even worse than the previous ones. Bush comes out as an intellectual compared to Obama. Unbelievable his ignorance of the situation. I think BP are to blame, but the questions should be how did several 'failsafe' procedures all fail? Did any congressmen / persons raise this question? If the safety issues are inadequate then why were the licenses issued?

-bristol, 17/6/2010 19:09

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 05:19 PM (Yq+qN)

148

They're immigration issues, not terrorism issues, almost assuredly.

Any AWOL muslim let in this country with misplaced notion of training them in military affairs with a CAC card IS definitely a potential security risk

Posted by: meleager at June 17, 2010 05:20 PM (+W1sX)

149

jesus drowning in a oil spill, HA has a story up the the Coast Guard shut down oil skimmers because they didn't have enough life jackets on board.

I mean couldn't they just give them some or go get some for them.

Yeah, that would be good.

Even better would be if the asshats in the oil skimmers took the 10 minutes of effort required to have the necessary safety equipment. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 17, 2010 05:20 PM (Kn9r7)

150  Obama's numbers have been tanking over the spill. This $20 Billion and the Congressional show trial are Obama's Hail Mary Pass. The GOP are the idiots who let the reciever catch the ball.

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2010 05:20 PM (HtIec)

151 Barack Obama to Louisiana: Drop dead!

Louisiana America to Barack Obama.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 17, 2010 05:20 PM (BKIC5)

152 "Winning Chess" might be a good book, but if you want to be right, you should swallow all of the pieces just to be sure.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 05:21 PM (zgd5N)

153

well rounded

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:19 PM (CfmlF)

There better be pics on the ONT.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:21 PM (7AOgy)

154 TWBTUS - Well played, sir!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:21 PM (oPZ+v)

155 Why is anybody concerned about skimmers and barges?Aren't you aware that, this very day, Joe Barton turned an inelegant phrase?

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 05:23 PM (VXBR1)

156

Clearly, Sheriff Bart set the Precedent!  That's what I heart about AoSHQ.  You guys are always putting me the knowledge.  I am a much more informed and well rounded person because of all of you!  XXOO!!11!!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 09:19 PM (CfmlF)

All the strife, the struggle, the hobos lost... It's all worth it now. (sniff)

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 17, 2010 05:23 PM (bxiXv)

157 Even better would be if the asshats in the oil skimmers took the 10 minutes of effort required to have the necessary safety equipment. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 17, 2010 09:20 PM (Kn9r7)

Yeah well the point is they didn't, shutting them down for a minor infraction that usually results in a ticket is absolutely assinine. They are kinda busy now.

Posted by: robtr at June 17, 2010 05:24 PM (fwSHf)

158 True conservatives without pussy reservations stare directly at the sun.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 17, 2010 05:24 PM (zgd5N)

159 I've seen those barges.  They suck.  One of them is named the "Lewinsky".

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 17, 2010 05:24 PM (GkYyh)

160

See, this is EXACTLY the type of red tape Obama could have cut through with an Executive Order on Day One.  It's one of the very few things he personally could have done to improve the response.

 

That has been my issue all along.  I know our Clown in Chief can't "plug the hole".  I do know he did nothing to expedite containing this mess and was completely disengaged and disinterested until he started getting hammered.  Then all of a sudden, he jumped into action (meeting with the families of the victims 1 week ago, scheduling a meeting with the BP CEO this week, and giving his little pissy/political rant on Prime Time this week).  I actually got into a big fight with an idiot woman I ran with last Saturday at our post run coffee.  She was actually yelling at me.  She ended up leaving in a huff--good thing because my husband would have had to drag me away from her.  I was like white on rice.  I would not back down. 

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2010 05:24 PM (CfmlF)

161 Stuiec - 'Cept that he doesn't give a rat's ass about the spill, just about his new "energy policy" and his liberal agenda.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 09:19 PM (oPZ+v)

Yes, that's the point.  If he actually cared about doing his job and protecting the Gulf from the effects of this spill, he'd have given a blanket waiver to any and all regulations that interfered with capping the well, cleaning up the oil or containing it away from the shoreline.  But he didn't give one, and I therefore infer that he doesn't actually care.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:25 PM (7AOgy)

162 So, the Brits have a great point-- why isn't anyone (including our Congress) focusing more on solving the problem & attempting to ensure it won't happen again? Instead, we get lots of posturing from both parties (representatives & BP) & nothing productive gets done. Perhaps the WH would be better-served if they stopped criticizing Barton & stopped frustrating Jindal's efforts!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 05:25 PM (Yq+qN)

163 I heard the S.S. Lohan is down there, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:25 PM (oPZ+v)

164

Here, W.E. -- another example of how Obama left red tape in place.

The reason the Obama Administration rejected the initial offer of skimmers from the Dutch three days after the explosion was due to EPA regulations.  You see, the skimmers collect the oil-water mix out of the ocean and pump it into tankers.  After a number of hours, most of the oil floats to the top inside the tanker and the water settles to the bottom -- at which point you pump out the water back into the ocean and pump the oil onto other ships for removal.

Only the EPA wouldn't allow the tankers to pump out the water because it wouldn't be clean enough -- there would still be some oil in it.  And if you don't pump out the water, then the tanker fills up and you can't collect any more oil.

The U.S. Government has apparently reconsidered a Dutch offer to supply 4 oil skimmers. These are large arms that are attached to oil tankers that pump oil and water from the surface of the ocean into the tanker. Water pumped into the tanker will settle to the bottom of the tanker and is then pumped back into the ocean to make room for more oil. Each system will collect 5,000 tons of oil each day.

One ton of oil is about 7.3 barrels. 5,000 tons per day is 36,500 barrels per day. 4 skimmers have a capacity of 146,000 barrels per day. That is much greater than the high end estimate of the leak. The skimmers work best in calm water, which is the usual condition this time of year in the gulf.

These systems were developed by the Dutch as a safety system in case of oil spills from either wells or tankers. The Dutch have off shore oil development and also import oil in tankers. Their economy, just like ours, runs on oil. They understand that the production and use of oil has dangers and they wanted to be ready to cope with problems like spills. The Dutch system has been used successfully in Europe.

The Dutch offered to fly their skimmer arm systems to the Gulf 3 days after the oil spill started. The offer was apparently turned down because EPA regulations do not allow water with oil to be pumped back into the ocean. If all the oily water was retained in the tanker, the capacity of the system would be greatly diminished because most of what is pumped into the tanker is sea water.

As of June 8th, BP reported that they have collected 64,650 barrels of oil in the Gulf. That is only a fraction of the amount of oil spilled from the well. That is less than one dayÂ’s rated capacity of the Dutch oil skimmers.

This is exactly the kind of stupid regulatory red tape that Obama, as President, could have swept aside with an Executive Order on the proverbial Day One.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:26 PM (7AOgy)

165 Does anyone worry that if SC can elect Greene in a primary they can also (with voting irregularities) NOT elect Demint in the general election?

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2010 05:27 PM (HTKLS)

166

 Bush comes out as an intellectual compared to Obama

 

Bwhahahahaha!

Posted by: Rove Teh Magnificent Bastard at June 17, 2010 05:27 PM (CfmlF)

167 That's a nice statement Ace, Too bad there weren't any steely-eyed missle-men willing to try to let Barton revise and extend his remarks along those lines. Instead we ended up with a chinese firedrill as the House leadership, such as it is, got pwned by Robert Gibbs. Robert fucking Gibbs!

Posted by: Schreiber at June 17, 2010 05:28 PM (wxroQ)

168 I heard the S.S. Lohan is down there, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 09:25 PM (oPZ+v)

That's brilliant!  Put LiLo and Paris Hilton in a deep-dive submersible, and they can suck off the output of the well.  They're just the girls for the job.  Well, maybe them and the Kardashian sisters.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:29 PM (7AOgy)

169

This is exactly the kind of stupid regulatory red tape that Obama, as President, could have swept aside with an Executive Order on the proverbial Day One.

 

(Swaying with hands raised) Go on Brother, Preach it!

Posted by: Teh Amen Choir at June 17, 2010 05:29 PM (CfmlF)

Posted by: Oil-Sucking Barge at June 17, 2010 05:29 PM (BKIC5)

171 168 Actually, I think Okickass can plug the hole if he weren't so arrogant and went to the right people for assistance.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2010 05:29 PM (HTKLS)

172 "She's gone from suck to blow!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 05:30 PM (oPZ+v)

173

And in my in-box from David Plouffe of Organizing for America:

Stuart --

When BP CEO Tony Hayward testified before Congress this morning, many expected to hear him apologize for the disaster his company has caused. Instead, GOP Congressman Joe Barton was the one saying he was sorry -- to BP.

In his opening statement, Barton, the top Republican on the committee overseeing the oil spill and its aftermath, delivered a personal apology to the oil giant. He said the $20 billion fund that President Obama directed BP to establish to provide relief to the victims of the oil disaster was a "tragedy in the first proportion."

Other Republicans are echoing his call. Sen. John Cornyn said he "shares" Barton's concern. Rep. Michele Bachmann said that BP shouldn't agree to be "fleeced." Rush Limbaugh called it a "bailout." The Republican Study Committee, with its 114 members in the House, called it a "shakedown."

Let's be clear. This fund is a major victory for the people of the Gulf. It's a key step toward making them whole again. BP has a responsibility to those whose lives and livelihoods have been devastated by the disaster. And BP oil executives don't deserve an apology -- the people of the Gulf do.

Stand with us to show that the American people support holding BP accountable -- and we won't apologize for doing so.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:31 PM (7AOgy)

174 "Robert fucking Gibbs! Posted by: Schreiber at June 17, 2010 09:28 PM (wxroQ)" It's beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 05:32 PM (VXBR1)

175

The decision came down about 8:20 p.m. The final vote was 38 1/2 to reject the protest, 7 1/2 in favor of itÂ…

What the Hell?  Was Obama 'voting' on that?

 

Um, no.  Uh, I was told there would be no math, and clearly there are fractions there.


Posted by: Barry Oblowme at June 17, 2010 05:32 PM (CfmlF)

176 The Dutch don't know nothing about oil or water!!!

Posted by: liberal douche defending Obumbles at June 17, 2010 05:32 PM (667i6)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 05:32 PM (Yq+qN)

178 "She's gone from suck to blow!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 17, 2010 09:30 PM (oPZ+v)

The Playboy cartoon was a stunned bellboy outside a hotel room door, hearing through the open transom: "Suck, Margaret, SUCK!  'Blow' is just a FIGURE of SPEECH!"

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:33 PM (7AOgy)

179 Hey ballrag, What stuiec said, ya fuckin' prick ya.

Posted by: motionview at June 17, 2010 05:33 PM (I7bzg)

180 Plouffe sounds like some disgusting sexual perversion.I'll plouffe you baby!

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 05:34 PM (667i6)

181 Kraut also had high praise for Obama after dining with him,  FAIL.

Kraut then trashed the town hall citizens as "rude" and hurting their cause, FAIL.

Kraut then said the Tea Parties would come to nothing, FAIL.

(he did apologize for the last one, to his credit)

Posted by: pam at June 17, 2010 05:34 PM (h8R9p)

182
The scale is all wrong.

What if the gulf beaches don't get tarred with oil.?  Seriously.

I'm drunk now, but I'm putting this here because I just had an epiphany.

A square mile is 28 million square feet.

At one inch deep, that's (28M/12) = 2.3 million cubic feet.

That's (2.3 * 7.45) = 17 million gallons.

At a high-end guesstimate of 30,000 barrels per day (much larger than either BP or Retarded Barry's people estimate) times 60 days times 42 gallons/barrel, we have 76 million gallons spilled. 

That's 4.5 square miles of one-inch thick slick.  If the slick is 1/100 of an inch thick, then that is 450 square miles of slick. 

The gulf is 615,000 square miles.

This doesn't account for dispersion into the water or breakdown due to natural forces.

WTF?

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 05:34 PM (lBmZl)

183 The Dutch don't know nothing about oil or water!!!

Posted by: liberal douche defending Obumbles at June 17, 2010 09:32 PM (667i6)

Well, the Italians offered to dump garlic, oregano, basil, pepper and wine vinegar into the Gulf, and then have all of the people in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida scoop up the spill with lettuce leaves.

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:34 PM (7AOgy)

184

See, this is EXACTLY the type of red tape Obama could have cut through with an Executive Order on Day One.  It's one of the very few things he personally could have done to improve the response.

I doubt it would've even required an exectutive order.  One phone call to the head of the Coast Guard explaining that they need to do everything possible to expedite cleanup activity would probably be enough.

Obama may be a narcissistic, ineffective douche, but he is still the President.  If you're in command of US Coast Guard, that's not a phone call you're going to blow off.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 17, 2010 05:35 PM (plsiE)

185 "Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 09:31 PM (7AOgy)" And now, since the leadership has caved there's nothing anyone can say that will change anything. It's outrageous incompetence.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 05:35 PM (VXBR1)

186 Plouffe sounds like some disgusting sexual perversion.I'll plouffe you baby!

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 09:34 PM (667i6)

I seem to recall a Monty Python bit -- "Are you a plouffe?" "I should say not!"  "Funny, he looked like a plouffe!"

Posted by: stuiec at June 17, 2010 05:37 PM (7AOgy)

187 That's (2.3 * 7.45) = 17 million gallons.

Shit.  Transcription error.  That should be 2.3 * 7.48.

But I rounded-down, so the result would be the same.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 05:37 PM (lBmZl)

188 Posted by: pam at June 17, 2010 09:34 PM (h8R9p)

Kraut's always a year behind and too timid.  He's still saying that The Precedent is intelligent, which is one of the dumbest statements one can make.

I like Krauthammer, but he's never on top of things.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 05:37 PM (Qp4DT)

189 Louisianans are showing some good old Southern engineering.  They have bobtail vacuum trucks on a barge sucking up sludge.

Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2010 05:37 PM (rqC5o)

190 Celebrity Focus Group on Fox right now ... FOAD ... exactly why are they showing these people?

Posted by: jacksontn at June 17, 2010 05:38 PM (2Lbco)

191 MikeO if you can do all that while drunk, I need you as my accountant or something sir.

Posted by: 48%er at June 17, 2010 05:39 PM (OThQg)

192

Sure. But you never wrote this without Barton first speaking his truth.

Posted by: gack

That may be one of the most dumbfucked things I've ever read. Please go stick your head in the microwave and hit "Vegetable Defrost".

 

Posted by: Warden at June 17, 2010 05:40 PM (QoR4a)

193 MikeO if you can do all that while drunk, I need you as my accountant or something sir.

Take the "or something" part.  I fucked up and took Accounting I in HS because I ran out of courses to take.  I thought to myself, "Easy 'A'.  It has to be.  Look at all the goobers who take business classes."

I was wrong.  Accounting is hard because it's nothing like math.  Seriously.


Can somebody please check my math?

If my calculations are right, then it explains why there's a news blackout on the gulf coast:  There's no 'there' there.




Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 05:42 PM (lBmZl)

194 Thank you. You said it perfectly. It's what I've been arguing all day, though not nearly as well as you put it, and shaking my head at how some find it hard to grasp. Disappointed that the GOP, yet again, missed an opportunity to articulate an objection to this, and instead ate their own.

Posted by: Darcy at June 17, 2010 05:45 PM (0uJIQ)

195 It is interesting that BamBam is more concerned about the "Rule of Law" as it "applies" to KSM and the terrorists in GITMO than how it applies to this particular situation, no?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 17, 2010 05:47 PM (MBp/F)

196 194 They call gays poofs in England,maybe it was that?Confusing fucks,they call cigarrettes faggots.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2010 05:47 PM (667i6)

197 198 Celebrity Focus Group on Fox right now ... FOAD ... exactly why are they showing these people?

Posted by: jacksontn at June 17, 2010 09:38 PM (2Lbco)


Holy cow!  What a group of idiots.  Every one of them had a very difficult time making a complete sentence.  Not that it mattered.  Success would have been a complete sentence of gibberish.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 17, 2010 05:49 PM (foEpt)

198 Ok.  I'll check it myself.

One square mile is 5,280 feet squared.

5,280 * 5,280 = 27,878,400

If the slick is 1/100 of an inch deep, then we have

27,878,400/(12 * 100) = 23,320 cubic feet

One cubic foot is 7.48 gallons, so 23,320 cubic feet hold

23,320 * 7.48 = 173,775.36 gallons

One barrel of crude is 42 gallons.  The well has been leaking for almost 60 days.  The government estimates of the leak volume have been anywhere from one thousand to twenty-five thousand barrels per day.  Let's call it thirty thousand just to illustrate a point.

42 * 60 * 30,000 = 75,600,000 gallons spilled

Divide that by the 173,775.36 gallons per square mile of 1/100-inch thick oil slick, and you get

75,600,000/173,775.36 = 435 square miles

Again:  WTF?

If it's 1/1000-inch thick, then it's 4,350 square miles.

That's only a circle 75 miles in diameter.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2010 05:53 PM (lBmZl)

199 Ace for Congress!!!

Hmmm.....is there anything that says you can't run for congress under a pseudonym?

Moreover, what's the congressional bag limit for hobo pelts? I know DC is crawling with them (especially in HHS), but it seems more like some idiotic "catch & release" jurisdiction, IIRC.

I don't think my pocket Constitution is so species-ist as to ban Ewoks from serving, so that's probably not a problem.

.....and lobbyists would never stoop to donating cases of Val-u-rite, so we should be safe there.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 17, 2010 05:55 PM (/0IOT)

200

These Dems showed their ass today in grilling the BP CEO BEFORE investigations are concluded, but as though investigations are already concluded.

The summary of their questioning (esp. Waxman and Dingel [Stupak was an idiot as well]) went something like this:

(Regardless of the status of investigations,)please answer us with information that will criminally implicate you and your sorry-ass company, and, if you can't answer now, supply us in writing (for the record) of that information that shows you were criminally negligent.

It was an embarrassment to the United States of America how these Democrat "I'm against all oil companies" congressmen acted and treated the BP CEO. They berated him, interrupted him, and generally told him he was lower than whale shit.

Isn't it obvious ... they won't criminally prosecute BP in return for $20 billion.

Posted by: Neo at June 17, 2010 05:57 PM (tE8FB)

201

 huerfano, that didn't quite work but I got there:

http://tinyurl.com/27apgea

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 17, 2010 05:59 PM (XdlcF)

202

Congressional testimony timeline, @ The Guardian:

8.47pm: A Louisiana Republican, Steve Scalise, has a prop - he holds up a picture of an oiled pelican. He wants to know why it's taking so long to enact Bobby Jindal's plan for sand barriers protecting the Louisiana coast.

Hayward blames the federal government, saying "ultimate approval" lies with the administration.

8.30pm: BP's boss goes a little further in defending decisions on the Deepwater Horizon. Asked about the small number of centralisers keeping the drilling pipe in place, Hayward says "more doesn't always mean better". And asked by congressman Peter Welch about the use of saltwater, rather than heavier drilling fluid, to flush out the well, Hayward says: "The procedure that was used to displace mud was a procedure not uncommon in the industry. it was a procedure approved by the Mineral Management Service."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 06:05 PM (Yq+qN)

203 That's a damn nice speech, Ace. Would have been cool if someone would have said it before Barton. I don't think his standup schtick was near as coherent, but then again, think how easy the questions to "Who wants to be a millionaire" are at home. I'm not saying that he couldn't have given that oration a lot more thought, I'm also not saying that he isn't a stumbling boob in hind sight. I am saying that people that take the bull by the horns open themselves up to looking like a boob.  People that armchair quarterback are always right. Maybe we should be bitching about all the other trough fed clowns that didn't say anything. Barton called the ball, he just did a damn poor job of it.  At least he came to work.

And no, I haven't read any of the comments. I'm another stumbling boob that just came from work.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at June 17, 2010 06:06 PM (MrZaz)

204 8.47pm: A Louisiana Republican, Steve Scalise, has a prop - he holds up a picture of an oiled pelican. He wants to know why it's taking so long to enact Bobby Jindal's plan for sand barriers protecting the Louisiana coast.

Hayward blames the federal government, saying "ultimate approval" lies with the administration.

Well, that's what "boot on the neck" and all the thuggish claims that came out of the White House meant.  Jindal was clear that the feds wouldn't even answer his requests. 

I didn't get Scalise's idiotic questioning.  He kept asking Hayward questions that should have been directed at the administration and their lackies, who have authority over the containment and cleanup and have been fucking it up (intentionally, I would say) since the first day - starting with hurrying to douse the unstable rig to put the fire out, thereby sinking it, breaking the pipe and causing the massive spill.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 17, 2010 06:09 PM (Qp4DT)

205 You can buy a shitload of votes with $20B. But, of course, the Ass Kicker in Chief would never do that, would he? Nooooo...

Posted by: rawmuse at June 17, 2010 06:10 PM (Ni/8F)

206 MikeO, you've made a couple of incorrect assumptions.  First, the rate of flow seems to be increasing, not just the estimates, and some estimates I've seen are headed towards 6 digits.  Also, I think one barrel is 55 gallons, based on the numbers I've seen-I don't know the conversion in and of itself.

More importantly, the leaked oil isn't staying connected.  It breaks up and wanders around , so while we're talking about 33% to 40% of the Gulf being affected, that doesn't mean that there's oil on every bit of the surface.

I've seen enough from places I've been to knoe there is in fact a there there.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 06:10 PM (Xsi7M)

207

Sky News has video & commentary from the hearings. Headline says that Hayward was heckled.

http://tinyurl.com/2emb3xx

Most sympathetic piece, from The Daily Mail:

Sliced and diced on Capitol Hill: Hapless BP boss torn apart by political enemies

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 06:13 PM (Yq+qN)

208 Well said. I'll buy that.

Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2010 06:16 PM (dLFNL)

209 Ummm Peace good, war bad. Mike like peace! Ummm Mike accept peace offering.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 17, 2010 06:20 PM (afd0I)

210

8.05pm: Hayward is asked if BP shouldn't have had "failsafe mechanisms" in case of a massive oil leak. He says Halliburton's faulty blowout preventer, which was supposed to cut off oil in the event of the accident, was intended to fill this role.

"We believed that the blow-out preventer was the ultimate failsafe mechanism. That clearly wasn't the case in this instance."

Hayward says blowout preventer failed three times - when it was activated from the drilling rig, when the drilling rig separated from the blowout preventer and when undersea robots tried to activate it a day later. That's another clear signal by BP that it feels contractors share the blame for the accident.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 06:24 PM (Yq+qN)

211

I, too, would like to read a transcript, or All the notes for that meeting yesterday with BP and  obama.

 

Posted by: SB Smith at June 17, 2010 06:38 PM (p5Czv)

212 I think one barrel is 55 gallons

No, it's 42.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 17, 2010 06:47 PM (3tYjd)

213 Alternate reality view of commentary-instead of having the vapors over a true but inartfully worded statement and threatening Barton, Republican leaders say something like the above.  When we learn that billions of the money is going to ACORN style groups, the SEIU and other union hoods, will we still say the Barton is the problem. 

Posted by: ed at June 17, 2010 07:11 PM (d5suZ)

214

This sums-up today's hearings rather well:

Ridiculous charade. This was all about making the committee members look good. You could see the disdain dripping from Tony's expression and rightly so. What a waste of everyone's time. Asking how the oil flow can be stopped more quickly. Stupid. Asking why relief channels aren't built on every well. Stupid. Asking for the specific name of the contractor who decided on the pipe design. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe they should be asking themselves why the regulators were so cosy with the oil companies, why they were allowed to write their own safety reports, why the US Govt had such a blatant disregard for the safety of operations in the Gulf and consequentially the people of the southern states.

This whole affair is stinking more than the Louisiana coastline. Utterly shambolic. Oh and "Dame" Helen Mirren: you can sod right off n'all...


 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 17, 2010 07:13 PM (Yq+qN)

215 223 I think one barrel is 55 gallons No, it's 42. ---------- Hey! That fits!

Posted by: Dent Arthur Dent at June 17, 2010 07:23 PM (LD+ZJ)

216 I'm amazed a republican congressman was able to take the oil industry's cock out of his mouth long enough to make an apology.

Posted by: Sam at June 17, 2010 07:30 PM (lI9wK)

217 Sam you're kind of late to the party.  Try trolling an active thread.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2010 07:44 PM (Xsi7M)

218

Well, perhaps my colleague Rep Barton was not quite as diplomatic as he could have been, but we're all a little out of sorts. And if we're talkin' apologies, its President Obama that owes us all an apology, especially our friends and neighbors in the Gulf . . .

Rep Barton is no Shakespeare, but you gotta admit he's on the money when the President starts cutting side deals on matters that are decided in the Courts. Yeah, that's right, its in the Constitution, put apparently not the part the President taught in school. . . . This sort of extra-legal act is not just rotten in Denmark.

And I'll hand it to Rep Barton. At least he understands that Congress as an independent branch of government not only has the right, it has the constitutional obligation, an inherent duty to call the President out when he does things he doesnt have the legal authority to do  . . .

Posted by: Non-Douche Republican Leader at June 17, 2010 08:20 PM (RKLPJ)

219 I like how DrewM. took command of this situation. He bravely led the Ace of Spades HQ, his personal blog, in dumping on Barton to appease those who would say mean things, leaping ahead of the news cycle in order to distance himself from the fallout like our own noble Party leader Boehner. This kind of proactive thinking cannot go unremarked! Bravo! I say, Bravo! Always remember friends: YOU CAN'T WIN UNLESS YOU PLAY THEIR GAME!

Posted by: Lolcano at June 17, 2010 08:38 PM (qE9Su)

220 And also he didn't assault anyone either and, run around saying "Who are you? Who are you?"

Posted by: Non-Douche Republican Leader at June 17, 2010 08:42 PM (RKLPJ)

221 It's funny, I was listening to Hugh Hewitt and James Lileks discussing the Barton situation tonight.  Both Hugh and James are pragmatic types with little sympathy for purity tests, yet they weren't at all bent out of shape about Barton's statement and both expressed support for the central idea behind it, that Obama's kind of circumventing proper processes and needs to be criticized for it.

Posted by: Kensington at June 17, 2010 09:31 PM (aDdAT)

222 This should be slightly rephrased, and presented as an open letter to the administration. Or something to that effect, seriously.

Good job Ace.


Posted by: Stan at June 17, 2010 09:43 PM (9hFQV)

223 Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away. And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall, there with a sign.

Posted by: Picasso Picture Jasper Beads at December 06, 2010 04:14 AM (I6p78)

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