February 16, 2010
— Gabriel Malor I am speechless:
In March, 2002, Bishop walked into an International House of Pancakes in Peabody with her family, asked for a booster seat for one of her children, and learned the last seat had gone to another mother.Bishop, according to a police report, strode over to the other woman, demanded the seat and launched into a profanity-laced rant.
When the woman would not give the seat up, Bishop punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP."
....
Yep. Dial tone. Speechless.
Thanks to @SarahWW.
Later: Neighbor of the Beast recounts his years living next to I AM DR. AMY BISHOP in The Shadow Over Ipswich.
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Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 16, 2010 07:02 PM (WGIbt)
Posted by: astonerii at February 16, 2010 07:03 PM (DFbhp)
Did she top it off by screaming, "State Senator Obama is God and King"?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 07:03 PM (2qU2d)
Let her finish her waffles, dammit!
Posted by: Rep. Delahunt at February 16, 2010 07:04 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 07:05 PM (0NUgH)
Seriously, I bet 1/5th of her class appeals their grades, minimum. I feel kinda' badly for whoever is stuck picking up the rest of her teaching load this semester.
Posted by: Y-not at February 16, 2010 07:06 PM (X69zM)
Posted by: Salem at February 16, 2010 07:08 PM (86rbG)
"demanded (sh*t) and launched into a profanity-laced rant."
Ummm, this is the liberal ass-hat Progressive way isn't it?
Posted by: Skye at February 16, 2010 07:09 PM (HwMXR)
Posted by: mghorning at February 16, 2010 07:11 PM (xWaJI)
Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 07:11 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 16, 2010 07:11 PM (0HdbA)
Posted by: real joe at February 16, 2010 07:12 PM (WjerO)
Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 07:12 PM (lQT2m)
I don't buy it. The booster seat was for her husband, who sat quietly in the corner, sucking his thumb, as his crazy-ass wife went ape-shit. He hears that "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP, DAMMIT!" line around the house all the time, so he didn't think much of it.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 16, 2010 07:12 PM (A46hP)
Pretty wild stuff.....unless it's 3 in the morning, then that's pretty typical behavior at an IHOP.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 16, 2010 07:13 PM (xIqkW)
Posted by: blindgoose at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (hZOQ8)
fify
Posted by: Y-not at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (X69zM)
Posted by: Brass at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (IlRty)
What did that other breeder woman ever do for the world? How dare she think she had more right to that baby seat than a SCIENTIST!!
I've done some research, and that other woman was seen standing next to a car with a Ron Paul sticker, and I hear she said nice things about Glen Beck
She's bad crazy, and Bishop had every right to beat her
I know, because I CJ, am the foremost expert on Beating Bishops
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (OdlYh)
And I shant stop rippin' 'em until me pancakes is served.
Posted by: aMy BisHop at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 07:16 PM (BHHvf)
/Talking Points Memo style
/Salon.com style
Posted by: Iskandar at February 16, 2010 07:16 PM (/o58C)
IHOP acted stupidly
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 16, 2010 07:16 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: James Anderson at February 16, 2010 07:16 PM (0NUgH)
Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 07:16 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Sparky at February 16, 2010 07:17 PM (r0u40)
Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 07:17 PM (bKGdf)
Posted by: Daisy at February 16, 2010 07:17 PM (T0ga9)
Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questions at February 16, 2010 07:19 PM (5I0Yr)
In fact, back then, you'd have to be nuts not to go around sucker-punching random moms over booster seats, am I right?
Posted by: Phinn at February 16, 2010 07:19 PM (GiUTT)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:21 PM (oUV+Q)
FTFY
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2010 07:21 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 07:21 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 07:21 PM (lQT2m)
Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 07:21 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (oUV+Q)
Yeah, that's not so funny. I KILL YOU
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at February 16, 2010 07:22 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: zombie Johnnie Cochran at February 16, 2010 07:23 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 16, 2010 07:23 PM (a5ljo)
Pancake rage is the most frightening kind of rage.
Tell me about it. Oh, and f#ck you, TexasZionistJooooo. You joke-stealing oppressor.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 07:23 PM (2qU2d)
34 She yells that out during coitus too.
You noticed that too? Weird... Between the hollering and her wildy swinging a chef's knife, it can be tough to maintain an erection.
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 16, 2010 07:23 PM (0HdbA)
Posted by: Brass at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (IlRty)
And one thing IÂ’d like to point out is that the system worked. Everybody played an important role here
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 16, 2010 07:25 PM (bgcml)
I wonder what a nutty lefty professor was doing having breakfast in a fast food restaurant that serves high cholesterol pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 07:25 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 07:25 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 07:25 PM (lQT2m)
Posted by: 4thagenerationBuck at February 16, 2010 07:26 PM (oxLDq)
The other woman went home and told her friends.
THAT BROAD WENT ALL AMY BISHOP ME!!
DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!!!
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:26 PM (MaqIC)
When I saw this I misread it as "...Obama punched her in the back of the head..." and I immediately started thinking that Captain Zero was into the Donkey Punch.
Boy, this thread is just getting weirder and weirder. Excellent.
Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 07:26 PM (BHHvf)
Posted by: Salem at February 16, 2010 11:08 PM (86rbG)
Dude - my SUV, your bloggers. ITS ON!
Posted by: Some State Dept flunkie at February 16, 2010 07:26 PM (bgcml)
I, for one, would immediately surrender a booster seat to Dr. Amy Bishop, no questions asked.
Noooo Problemo Ma'am!
Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 07:26 PM (WDqnN)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (a5ljo)
Alabama ain't New York. That loony bitch is wormfood.
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:27 PM (oUV+Q)
Mr. Anderson, dressed in a red shirt and blue-plaid pajama pants, spoke to The Chronicle in the foyer of his home while his children sang karaoke in another room. Ms. Bishop and their children are musically inclined, he said. He said the mood of the children was up and down, but it was particularly bad "when the sun goes down." vampires?
Mr. Anderson said he had been able to speak with his wife only briefly by telephone. Amy asked him whether her chidren had done their homework.
Posted by: Granny Jan at February 16, 2010 07:28 PM (WZJHV)
Everybody knows you never go full Dr Amy Bishop.
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at February 16, 2010 07:28 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: packsoldier at February 16, 2010 07:28 PM (YToN8)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 07:28 PM (OdlYh)
At this pace, the university needs to be sued for an unsafe work environment.
And somebody needs to start digging up her backyard.
Posted by: Al at February 16, 2010 07:29 PM (0lyUI)
No, wait, that didn't come out just right...
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 07:29 PM (/d288)
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 07:29 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 07:30 PM (BHHvf)
Yep, just kept getting a pass despite obvious craziness. Sure, she is white, but women are often considered an "underrepresented group" in science fields.
I feel really sorry for her kids. It has to be horrible to have this nutcase for a mom, not to mention their dad appears to be a spineless jellyfish of a man. If she pulls this shit in public, imagine what she does at home in private.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 07:30 PM (XFrSe)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 07:30 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: pitythefool at February 16, 2010 07:31 PM (Qo17n)
Posted by: Roddy at February 16, 2010 07:31 PM (OdlYh)
it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut
Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts
It takes a principals office without any guts
It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks
Takes a lot of police and fire trucks
Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed
It takes a village to raise a nut
Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 07:31 PM (bKGdf)
Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (iBzKc)
Between ignoring the global warming meltdown and dealing with the Lady GAGA situation, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
Posted by: The State Media at February 16, 2010 07:31 PM (bgcml)
Seriously, I think that's what I like best about Sarah - knowing she would have sliced that bitch like a fucking hammer makes me all warm inside.
BTW, my wife would have done the same thing, which is one of the things I love about her.
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at February 16, 2010 07:32 PM (kZT4X)
Missed your earlier post, Rachel Corrie.
I was outside warming up my armor-plated D9 Caterpillar.. bitch.
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:32 PM (oUV+Q)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:32 PM (MaqIC)
Hmm, I thought that too.
Why do I get the feeling that her backyard needs to be dug up?
Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 07:33 PM (qIT/g)
52 That kind of shit is going to play real well in an Alabama state prison for the next 30-50 years.
She's up for one count of capital murder (so far) in Ala-fuckin-bama. Her choices are lethal injection or electrocution. I AM DR. AMY BISHOP ain't lasting 30-50 years...
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 07:33 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: George Costanza at February 16, 2010 07:33 PM (Tq4Qw)
Jesus Christ it reproduced....
Posted by: BigWyo at February 16, 2010 07:33 PM (SafY+)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:33 PM (oUV+Q)
Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 07:35 PM (XFrSe)
Missed your earlier post, Rachel Corrie.
I was outside warming up my armor-plated D9 Caterpillar.. bitch.
Posted by: TexasJewOnly one month to Rachel Corrie Pancake Day!
too soon? should I have waited til March?
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 07:35 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: alexthechick at February 16, 2010 07:35 PM (lvYSc)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 16, 2010 07:35 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: elliot m at February 16, 2010 07:36 PM (rHQQw)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (MaqIC)
This chick totally kicks Bernardine Dohrn's ass. If I'd had her back in the day we would have totally stuck it to the man.
Posted by: Bill Ayers at February 16, 2010 07:36 PM (bgcml)
This just in..................
DOCTOR AMY BISHOP wins NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:36 PM (MaqIC)
Soon after the no smoking in resturants in Commiefornia ban was passed ... at Little Joe's on Del Paso Blvd in Sacramento ( a cheap late night steak/eggs 24/7 joint)....a waiter asked a young man to not smoke inside please.
He stood up and buried a steak knife in that waiters heart.
Lil' Joe's is closes at midnight and uses those blunt cheap steak knives now.
Life can be very hard.
Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 07:36 PM (WDqnN)
Posted by: fluffy takes off the sock at February 16, 2010 07:36 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 07:37 PM (XFrSe)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:37 PM (oUV+Q)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 07:37 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 07:37 PM (/d288)
Kind of puts it all into perspective.
Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 07:37 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: Amy Bishop, Prisoner #666 at February 16, 2010 07:38 PM (QuP9W)
And how appropriate a thread (both about Amy and Rachel) on Shrove Tuesday (at least for another 20 minutes or so on the East Coast).
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 07:38 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (MaqIC)
That is insane.
Do you know how many people I had to kill to get mine?
Posted by: Le Duc Tho at February 16, 2010 07:38 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM
Post of the day.
Posted by: elliot at February 16, 2010 07:38 PM (VZWCG)
Posted by: Charlie Gibbson at February 16, 2010 07:38 PM (WDqnN)
Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (iBzKc)
Whaa? You never heard of the 'Lympic Games?
Got no time for lefty loons when there's figure skaters swishin' their furs!
Gotta wonder if Dr. Amy was a member of at Little Green Pancakes....
Posted by: hope 'n' spare change at February 16, 2010 07:39 PM (r7d8o)
Don't you Morons ever live in states with the death penalty?
What's with all this "lockdown" shit?
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:40 PM (oUV+Q)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:40 PM (MaqIC)
A Fistful of Pancakes starring Jeanine Gorrillafo
I see her being played by Johnny Depp.
Posted by: arhooley at February 16, 2010 07:40 PM (C8MG0)
Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 07:41 PM (BHHvf)
Something tells me this will be the new catchphrase around AOSHQ.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 07:41 PM (XFrSe)
Gotta wonder if Dr. Amy was a member of at Little Green Pancakes....
Was she Sharmuta or Asswhistle?
Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 07:42 PM (bKGdf)
Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 07:42 PM (WDqnN)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:44 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 11:42 PM (WDqnN)
As FDR always wrote in his blog, you can't win a war by killing people.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 16, 2010 07:44 PM (bgcml)
Why do I get the feeling she'd tell you that she's morally opposed to war.
Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 07:44 PM (qIT/g)
Back befor Chlres Jhonsno lost his entire frontal lobe, he coined the phrase "St. Pancake", I believe.
A frontal lobe is a terrible thing to waste..
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 07:44 PM (oUV+Q)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at February 16, 2010 07:45 PM (Mi2wf)
Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 07:46 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Luna Kriegsmarine at February 16, 2010 07:46 PM (cPFyh)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 07:46 PM (0NUgH)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 07:46 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 07:47 PM (TZe8p)
Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (qIT/g)
I second that emotion. War is wrong man.
Posted by: Bill Ayers at February 16, 2010 07:47 PM (bgcml)
My sister-in-law is a mild version of this as well. She would get into screaming matches while her kids were cringing and trying to pretend they actually belong to the nice couple in the other booth.
Posted by: sharrukin at February 16, 2010 07:47 PM (593B8)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 07:48 PM (iBzKc)
It was clearly an accident. Move along, nothing to see here
Posted by: William Dellahunt (d)-Narnia at February 16, 2010 07:48 PM (qIT/g)
Another Reuters Photo of Obama
Posted by: newser at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (D2axM)
and another Photo of Obama
Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 16, 2010 07:49 PM (Vu6sl)
My money's on Mandy "Go Piss Up A Rope" Manners.
My money is on Wide Arse Rose. The woman is batshit enough to go medieval on someone who won't give up the kiddie chair
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 07:49 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at February 16, 2010 07:49 PM (Mi2wf)
All LIBTARDS are emotionally disturbed. I'm sure we'll get to study DOCTOR BISHOP in her cage.
For the betterment of mankind.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:49 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 07:50 PM (TZe8p)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 16, 2010 07:50 PM (fL3ty)
Those kids playing basketball at 8 pm. "dodged a bullet'
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:51 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 07:52 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 07:52 PM (/d288)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 07:52 PM (0NUgH)
[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call Dr. Amy Bishop, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get "Dr. Amy Bishop" on your ass.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2010 07:53 PM (H8eTR)
What's so surprising? We know that libs have massive egos and inflated senses of self-worth. Libs with PhDs are that on steroids!
Posted by: Iblis at February 16, 2010 07:53 PM (UQCPr)
Do you count the ones that are locked up in the attic or the tool shed?
These kids are going too make Sybil look like a model of sanity
Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 07:54 PM (qIT/g)
Yes, very Lovecraftian. Kudos.
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 07:55 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 07:55 PM (MaqIC)
"She complained so much the ice cream truck stopped driving through our street. If the kids wanted ice cream they had to go over to the next street and stop the truck."
As a former kid, all I can say is...that's fucked up.
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 07:55 PM (vSncj)
You know it's coming.
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (OdlYh)"
Well,,,it is kind of abusive when your parents let you get away with murdering your brother.....
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 07:57 PM (/d288)
Posted by: A very Geraldo special. at February 16, 2010 11:51 PM (EquV1)
Nice to see Geraldo getting back into serious journalism
Posted by: Chuckles Johnson at February 16, 2010 07:58 PM (bgcml)
Exterior. Man and woman in car
Amy Bishop: You know what they call pancakes in France?
Henry Gates: They don't call em pancakes?
Amy: Crepes. They call em crepes. And they are thin and tasteless and they don't use maple syrup. They use hot apple sauce.
Henry: No!
Amy: But I got my short stack. I beat some ass and screamed out "I am Dr. Amy Bishop, bitches!" Oh yeah, I got my short stack.
Posted by: Jemima Fiction at February 16, 2010 07:58 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 07:59 PM (TZe8p)
Yeh, that's the last thing Nicole heard
Posted by: OJ Simpson at February 16, 2010 07:59 PM (sYxEE)
My money is on Wide Arse Rose. The woman is batshit enough to go medieval on someone who won't give up the kiddie chair
Yes. And Amy did write three novels based in Ireland, inlcuding a ripoff of The White Plague. (Unless the White Plague guy plagiarized from her. Oooh. I'd hate to be him if that's the case.)
And in Hamilton, where Bishop joined a writing group, other aspiring authors recalled that the biologist-writer was talented but awkward. Bishop had penned three dramatic novels--a suspense thriller about an IRA operative; a tale about a virus that made all women barren and ended mankind; and a book she titled “Martians in Belfast,’’ which recounted the life of a girl growing up during the Troubles of Ireland, according to Rob Dinsmoor, a member of the Hamilton Writers Group, which Bishop attended in the late 1990s.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 07:59 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 08:00 PM (/d288)
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 08:01 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 08:01 PM (Ek/Oc)
Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 11:50 PM (TZe8p)
At least we took a heavy weight off of her mind.
/You're welcome
Posted by: Israel at February 16, 2010 08:02 PM (bgcml)
After the booster seat incident Bishop wrote a letter to IHOP demanding that they change the name to INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF DOCTOR AMY BISHOP.
I believe she includerd a pipe bomb with her request.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:02 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (Ek/Oc)
Has anyone seen Howard Dean recently?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2010 08:02 PM (bgcml)
"Look, daddy just taught me how to unload one of these things. I don't care what you say, one day I'm gonna be DOCTOR..."
BOOOM!
"...AMY..."
BOOOM!
"...BISHOP!"
BOOOM!
"Wewps!"
"Hey, I accidentally just shot my brother, can I borrow your car? I got a real bad hankerin' for some blueberry pancakes."
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 16, 2010 08:02 PM (U37Ux)
Posted by: elliot at February 16, 2010 08:02 PM (VZWCG)
Posted by: Bevis at February 16, 2010 08:03 PM (68tQb)
If I had been her husband, I would have begged and pleaded with her to ....................
PLEASE PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME IN THE CHEST LIKE YOU DID TO SETH. PLEASE DOCTOR AMY PLEASE!!!
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:03 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (OdlYh)"
and that abuser will be a white, Christian Republican.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 08:03 PM (/d288)
Yeh, that's the last thing Nicole heard
Posted by: OJ Simpson at February 16, 2010 11:59 PM (sYxEE)
Its too bad voice really doesn't carry underwater.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 16, 2010 08:04 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:05 PM (MaqIC)
I bet Olberman and Matthews claim she was a TEA BAGGER.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:06 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 16, 2010 08:09 PM (jBPzC)
oh, and my Dad was a crook and I am, too.
Posted by: Chris Dodd, soon to ex-Sen at February 16, 2010 08:09 PM (JrRME)
Do you remember a thread from a few weeks ago, about how you can tell a person's politics from looking at his or her face? Well, when I look at Amy Bishop - the severe, Moe-Howard haircut, the scowl, the hard, disapproving eyes, the complete absence of makeup or jewelry or any other "bourgeois" decoration, and it's clear that she's a hard-shell, dyed-in-the-wool, 9/11-was-an-inside-job Leftard. You know, without a shadow of a doubt, that within thirty seconds of saying hello to her, she'll be haranguing you about Bush. Plain as the day is long. God, I pity her kids.
Posted by: Brown Line at February 16, 2010 08:09 PM (I1gXI)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 08:10 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 16, 2010 08:12 PM (PTqSJ)
Yes, nor does the Church allow serial killers to be Bishops.
I believe DOCTOR AMY will have her application rejected.
That will surely piss her off.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:12 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Jack Bauer at February 16, 2010 08:14 PM (sYxEE)
They look like little strawberry pipe bombs!
Oh, no! The crepes are exploding! The Dominicans are rolling them too tight!
Posted by: cosmo kramer at February 16, 2010 08:14 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: eddiebear at February 16, 2010 08:15 PM (kOZXs)
Posted by: Bobby Fischer at February 16, 2010 08:15 PM (hMm3b)
"Hey, I accidentally just shot my brother, can I borrow your car? I got a real bad hankerin' for some blueberry pancakes."
OK, now I just flashed back to 'Sling Blade, when Karl shot Doyle and then called 911 to report his crime and asked them to send a 'hearst', and then sat down and started putting mustard on a biscuit. Mmm.
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 08:15 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 08:15 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Pope Amy I at February 16, 2010 08:16 PM (TZe8p)
And she tried to stop the kids playing road hockey, too. That'd be a death sentence here.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 08:16 PM (2qU2d)
You know she was at Harvard the same time Michelle Obama was.
Maybe DOCTOR AMY BISHOP could get Michelle Obama to defend her.
Oh dear. Michelle Obama TURNED IN HER LAW LICENSE in very very very disturbing AND SECRET circumstances.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:16 PM (MaqIC)
most of the time, though, she was barking mad;
Posted by: fugue state at February 16, 2010 08:17 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Billy Bob Thornton at February 16, 2010 08:18 PM (kOZXs)
Is it just me or does DOCTOR AMY BISHOP remind you of ANITA DUNN??
And, on a lighter note. WHO WOULD FUCK HER??? Seriously????
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:18 PM (MaqIC)
Got any of them shredded fried pertaters? mmm-hmmmm
Posted by: Amy "Sling Blade" Bishop at February 16, 2010 08:19 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: That guy at the end of the bar in 1:38 AM at February 16, 2010 08:20 PM (TZe8p)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 08:20 PM (kmgIE)
"Do me a favor, can you say 'DR. AMY BISHOP' instead of 'ma'am'?" Mrs. Bishop pointedly asked the waitress. "It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Thank you."
Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 16, 2010 08:21 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: eddiebear at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (kOZXs)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (hMm3b)
Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (kmgIE)
FIFY
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (OdlYh)
when Karl shot Doyle
Arrrrgh!!! Sorry about that, folks. Karl didn't shoot Doyle, he split his head open with a sharpened lawn mower blade. I get pissed when I make mistakes like that. And when I get pissed off, I AM DR. AMY BISHOP...
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 08:22 PM (vSncj)
Maybe thats what the three 'accidental' shotgun blasts in 1986 were for! He proposed shortly after or so I understand. Guess he knew what was good for him!
Posted by: sharrukin at February 16, 2010 08:23 PM (593B8)
Uh oh, serious injury, Dr Amy Bishop, number 19 in 1988. Pulled and squeezed and hurt my neck...
Posted by: Joe the Biden at February 16, 2010 08:24 PM (sYxEE)
Her husband must have been JOYOUS when after she SHOT HER OWN BROTHER IN THE CHEST, she hijacked a FORD stating she was running from her HUSBAND.
Good times.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:24 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 16, 2010 08:25 PM (S3xX1)
And I've got SKINEMAX !!!
but do you have enough barf bags?
Posted by: Naan at February 16, 2010 08:27 PM (j5MTj)
Too many drugs; not enough horizontal bop; too much seething over Nothing; not enough pudding.
plus, no sense of humor--ever, about anything--and a society that kissed their asses even when they were sitting down
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 16, 2010 08:28 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questions
No hash. Spooky.
That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 16, 2010 08:28 PM (tPZUr)
Posted by: eddiebear at February 16, 2010 08:29 PM (kOZXs)
OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose
Are you kidding? In a liberal ultra beta-male heterosexual world, she's considered a fine piece of ass....
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 08:29 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (kmgIE)
Fer shure. We rednecks down here just eat that shit right up. Nothing is more endearing than a psycho moonbat with entitlement issues and a massive ego to Alabama juries.
Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 16, 2010 08:30 PM (S3xX1)
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME! "
Posted by: DW at February 16, 2010 08:30 PM (K+tTN)
Posted by: eddiebear at February 16, 2010 08:30 PM (kOZXs)
Like in the Amityville Horror when all the neighboring houses had all the shades drawn in all the windows facing the house, and only the windows facing the house.
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 08:31 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:32 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 08:33 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 16, 2010 08:34 PM (S3xX1)
Why do I get the feeling she'd tell you that she's morally opposed to war.
If you tell me why, and you'll have a universal-tard-theory.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 16, 2010 08:34 PM (euuyg)
I smell a date for Allah!
Just because she's a leftist nut doesn't mean she doesn't have standards.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 08:35 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: curtis at February 16, 2010 08:35 PM (4PNjA)
That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?
Yeah. I'm just glad Dr. Amy's not the moderator. Is this better?
Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questio at February 16, 2010 08:36 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:36 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 08:39 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 16, 2010 08:42 PM (muUqs)
That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?
Yeah. I'm just glad Dr. Amy's not the moderator. Is this better?
Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questio at February 17, 2010 12:36 AM
Dr Bishop is a renowned SCIENTIST and would be very welcome as a moderator on L G F to keep the bad crazy people from poisoning our rational, scientific discussions.
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at February 16, 2010 08:42 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 16, 2010 08:44 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: In Exile at February 16, 2010 08:45 PM (978XO)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:45 PM (MaqIC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg
Posted by: sharrukin at February 16, 2010 08:45 PM (593B8)
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:46 PM (MaqIC)
Nope. It's Dr. Amy Bishop.
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 08:47 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 08:48 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: phreshone at February 16, 2010 08:49 PM (1AnxB)
Posted by: Comrade I AM DR. AMY BISHOP at February 16, 2010 08:50 PM (MWczy)
Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 08:51 PM (kmgIE)
Of course 1986 - Reagan
2002 - Bush (=Hitler!)
2010 - still Bush's fault
How convenient for plea of insanity, hell she moved to Alabama from Bahhstahn, your Honor...from Bahhstahn!!
Posted by: LivefromRussianHill at February 16, 2010 08:51 PM (z5cP1)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 16, 2010 08:54 PM (5I0Yr)
Mystry, the bra is small. She has no chest. Look at the pics of her being put into the Police car. She is a WOBBLY DUM DUM.
Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 08:54 PM (MaqIC)
Might have been banned from DU for being too crazy.
4chan/b takes anybody though...
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 08:57 PM (sYxEE)
You mean some of those stupid people who refused to leave? Save the animals first, they didn't have a choice.
Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 08:58 PM (QuP9W)
I never was impressed with her first album, "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!"
Had too much of a Yoko Ono vibe. One song consisted on nothing but the sound of pancake plates shattering.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2010 08:59 PM (P33XN)
You mean some of those stupid people who refused to leave? Save the animals first, they didn't have a choice.
At least the kittehs and doggies would be GRATEFUL that they were fed and given shelter.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 09:01 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Comrade I AM DR. AMY BISHOP at February 17, 2010 12:50 AM (MWczy)
Social justice, baby.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 16, 2010 09:04 PM (A46hP)
She shot and killed her brother, sent pipe bombs to a professor, and murdered three of her colleagues.
I'm guessing she was hoping for an honorary "Chicago Citizen of the Year" Award, and maybe a chance to work with Bill Ayers in Chicago schools.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 16, 2010 09:08 PM (1kwr2)
Oh I think a thread titled "Letters to Dr. Amy" would be epic. We could ask her advice about life, love, firearms....
Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 09:08 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 09:10 PM (XFrSe)
Posted by: Lizzy Borden at February 16, 2010 09:10 PM (OdlYh)
Oh I think a thread titled "Letters to Dr. Amy" would be epic. We could ask her advice about life, love, firearms....
I second that idea. Ace????
Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 09:11 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: the menendez brothers at February 16, 2010 09:12 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: lorena bobbet at February 16, 2010 09:14 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: DR. AMY BISHOP at February 16, 2010 09:15 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 16, 2010 09:15 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 09:16 PM (QuP9W)
Dear Dr. Amy,
My boss says that I'm not pulling my weight. Should I use HydraShock rounds in my 9mm, or would you go with that hot, new 12ga revolver? Slugs or buckshot?
Please reply soon!
Posted by: Bob in Braintree at February 16, 2010 09:17 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 16, 2010 09:17 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Donald Sutherland, baby. Woof! at February 16, 2010 09:18 PM (TLD+i)
Posted by: ddiddly at February 16, 2010 09:19 PM (JXF5g)
You know what's really galling?
Some local news media are reporting that Delahunt's protection was a "class" thing, like the way the police in Hyannis and Florida protected the shitbird Kennedys, young and old..
"Class". Yeah, Amy Bishop is an example of "class" all right.
Posted by: effinayright at February 16, 2010 09:19 PM (U/ul8)
Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 16, 2010 09:19 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at February 16, 2010 09:19 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: Jim Anderson at February 16, 2010 09:20 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: charles manson at February 16, 2010 09:21 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy
I just lost an election I think I should have won and I'm feeling bitter about how I've been described in the media. I'm not so much angry at Scotty, but some of my friends say I am the worst candidate ever. And I don't like it. How far is too far?
Posted by: Martha Coakley at February 16, 2010 09:22 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 16, 2010 09:22 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: Meechelle O. at February 16, 2010 09:22 PM (Vu6sl)
Dear Dr. Amy,
The crossing guard at my son's school blew her whistle, brusquely raised her gloved hand, and forced me to come to a complete stop this morning! I forgot to mention that I have a Masters degrree in Liberal Arts.
Would you shoot her, run her down and over, or both? Perhaps just a high speed bumper to her kneecaps?
Please let me hear from you soon. Do you Twitter?
Posted by: Alice in Wooster at February 16, 2010 09:22 PM (d7Px0)
Uh oh, serious injury, Dr Amy Bishop, number 19 in 1988. Pulled and squeezed and hurt my neck...
My throat just exploded from laughing.
Rain Man isn't quoted enough around here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2010 09:23 PM (P33XN)
When cleaning up blood stains, should i try a commerial cleaner first, or go right to the bleach???
Posted by: phreshone at February 16, 2010 09:23 PM (1AnxB)
Posted by: Needs Advice at February 16, 2010 09:24 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Alice in Wooster at February 16, 2010 09:24 PM (d7Px0)
"Oh dear. Michelle Obama TURNED IN HER LAW LICENSE in very very very disturbing AND SECRET circumstances."
What were they?
'Way I heard it, she and Barack did a very common thing: since they weren't practicing law, they simply didn't pay their annual bar dues, and were stricken from the rolls, without prejudice.
What I want to know is, when and where did those two TAKE the Illinois bar exam, and on what published lists do they appear to have passed it???
Or were they just (wink wink) waived in?
Posted by: effinayright at February 16, 2010 09:24 PM (U/ul8)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 16, 2010 09:25 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:28 PM (P33XN)
Dear Alice in Wooster
Liberal Arts, are you fucking kidding me? That's not a discipline. I'll shoot you myself if I weren't in jail. Get a real degree.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:28 PM (gLSaO)
We spent a full 10 minutes checking Bishop's background and arrest records.
All due diligence!
Posted by: UAH HR at February 17, 2010 01:00 AM (d7Px0)
Story a couple days ago said they did a background check afterward and none of this stuff was on it. Maybe a little CYA going on here.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2010 09:29 PM (1fanL)
One of my neighbors not only doesn't drive a Prius, but actually drives a pick-up truck... How should I seek justice for Gaia... Slash his tires or knee-cap the racist bitter-clinger?
Posted by: Marge in Amherst at February 16, 2010 09:29 PM (1AnxB)
Posted by: Dahmer's pal who swings a mean broom handle at February 16, 2010 09:30 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: robert blake at February 16, 2010 09:30 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: Dr Amy f'in Bishop! at February 16, 2010 09:31 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:32 PM (1AnxB)
This fatcat Archduke is gonna be driving through my town tomorrow. What should I do?
Posted by: G. Princip, Sarajevo at February 16, 2010 09:32 PM (AJreE)
Perhaps the real question we ought to ask ourselves here is this:
Why was DR. AMY BISHOP slumming at an IHOP?
That's so...plebeian. That's so...state school undergraduate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2010 09:32 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2010 09:33 PM (1fanL)
Dear Dr. Amy,
Glenn Beck is really pissing me off! He told America that I'm a Socialist, and that you were a wannabe prof who would never deserve tenure.
I have arranged for bail until you go to trial. Call me.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 16, 2010 09:34 PM (d7Px0)
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! THERE'S NO PLACE TO HANG MY FRAMED DEGREES IN THIS FUCKING CELL!
I'M DR. AMY FUCKING BISHOP, FOR GAIA'S SAKE!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:35 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 16, 2010 09:35 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Dutch Boy Paint Boy at February 16, 2010 09:36 PM (Vu6sl)
Some crazy bitch wants tenure, but we're pretty sure she's a fucking nut. What should we do? I mean whats the worst that could happen?
Posted by: UAH Administration at February 16, 2010 09:37 PM (AJreE)
Dear Dr. Amy Bishop,
While I've never heard of you, a friend told me I should write to you and explain my problem. Which, come to think of it, I can't remember having a problem.
Sorry.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 16, 2010 09:37 PM (P33XN)
My boyfriend 'Spider' won't stop talking about the Winter Olympics. What should I do???
Posted by: Claudine Longet at February 16, 2010 09:38 PM (1AnxB)
Dear Dr. Amy,
Glenn Beck is really pissing me off! He told America that I'm a Socialist, and that you were a wannabe prof who would never deserve tenure.
I have arranged for bail until you go to trial. Call me.
Dammit Barry, I'm a doctor, not a political consultant.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:38 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: norman bates at February 16, 2010 09:39 PM (OdlYh)
My parents are really pissing me off. I'm a grown-up, but they keep treating me like a kid. What should I do?
Posted by: Lizzy Borden at February 16, 2010 09:40 PM (1fanL)
Dear Dr. Amy, My house is so lifeless and dreary since my mother passed away and the motel isn't doing so well since they built the new highway bypass. Any ideas?
Have a long shower.
Posted by: DR amy bishop at February 16, 2010 09:40 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Georgian Luge Guy at February 16, 2010 09:40 PM (vSncj)
Dear Dr. Amy,
While my boss praises my Liberal news reading, he says that I'm not bringing in enough viewers. I may have to accept a huge pay cut.
Should I off him on live TV, or take the horny bastard home for some poison wine?
Any help is appreciated. I have a great workout program for pears...
Posted by: Katie Coric at February 16, 2010 09:41 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 16, 2010 09:43 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: the chicken at February 16, 2010 09:43 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:44 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 16, 2010 09:45 PM (wzaX3)
Posted by: David Berkowitz at February 16, 2010 09:45 PM (vSncj)
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (SwkdU)
P.S. But I wouldn't fuck you. Lose the Darth Vader helmet, freak.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 16, 2010 09:45 PM (1fanL)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm having discipline problems with my teenage son. I thought I knew how to deal with him, but it's just not working. Your advice would be appreciated.
Posted by: Father Knows Best at February 16, 2010 09:46 PM (Vu6sl)
Our parents are Beverly Hills record producers that give us chinzee allowances and don't let us have any fun... How can we convince them to open up the pocketbook?
Posted by: Lyle and Eric Menendez at February 16, 2010 09:46 PM (1AnxB)
Posted by: Tippergore at February 16, 2010 09:48 PM (NmWOy)
Posted by: stuiec at February 16, 2010 09:49 PM (GU29T)
Our parents are Beverly Hills record producers that give us chinzee allowances and don't let us have any fun... How can we convince them to open up the pocketbook?
Dear Lyle and Eric, dealing with aging parents can be difficult. I'd just shoot them. Reload as often as you need to.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:49 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Field Marshall Erwin Rommel at February 16, 2010 09:49 PM (SwkdU)
Dear Dr. Amy,
We will never discuss your Socialism, Obama fanaticism, and the fact that you shot a bunch of first or second generation Americans. We were hoping that you might someday help us.
Breitbart, Beck, Rush, and Charles Johnson (just because).
Posted by: MSM at February 16, 2010 09:49 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: mr. dipper at February 16, 2010 09:52 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan Of The SA at February 16, 2010 09:53 PM (Hu/Da)
Before I ask my question, I have to say, I love your hair! Where do you get it done? So here's my problem. I have a huge crush on a woman who recently had some unpleasantries with the law. She might be in jail for a very, very long time. Should I commit a crime so I can be united with her forever?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 16, 2010 09:54 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 16, 2010 09:54 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at February 16, 2010 09:54 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Gollum at February 16, 2010 09:55 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Paul Mu'ad Dib at February 16, 2010 09:55 PM (GU29T)
Pudding? You're asking me about pudding? Do I look like I have balls? Don't answer that.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 09:57 PM (gLSaO)
The Joooos have taken over international finance and are ruining my country. What should I do?
Posted by: A.H. at February 16, 2010 09:57 PM (1fanL)
Dear Dr. Amy,
Several well-known bloggers mock me by saying I sound like a slutty Zsa Zsa Gabor. Any suggestions you can provide me to deal with this situation would be greatly appreciated.
P.S. You go girl!
Posted by: Aireeanus Huffengton at February 17, 2010 01:58 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Aireeanus Huffengton at February 16, 2010 09:59 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: hobo at February 16, 2010 10:00 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy,
My lizards are daring to question me, and NYT won't let me ban them. Both Sharmy and Mandy Manners have offered to take a beating but not a bullet. Kilgore..?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 16, 2010 10:00 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: Paul Mu'ad Dib at February 16, 2010 10:00 PM (GU29T)
Posted by: Erwin f'in Rommel at February 16, 2010 10:01 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Paul
Mu'ad Dib at February 17, 2010 01:55 AM (GU29T)
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
Posted by: Guy who yells "NEEEEEEEEEERD!!!" at February 16, 2010 10:01 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: George Tiller at February 16, 2010 10:01 PM (vSncj)
The Joooos have taken over international finance and are ruining my country. What should I do?
I'd look for a more efficient method of extermination. Bullets are fine for small groups, but cost too much for mass executions. Maybe something in a gas.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 10:03 PM (gLSaO)
I am Field Marshall Erwin Rommel!!!1!!1!
Posted by: Erwin f'in Rommel at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (SwkdU)
How my ass poison taste?
Posted by: A.H. at February 16, 2010 10:03 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Timur The Lame at February 16, 2010 10:04 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Field Marshal von Leeb at February 16, 2010 10:05 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: Your fucking brother at February 16, 2010 10:06 PM (vSncj)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I sometimes feel like the whole world is laughing at me, and I'm a serious actor. Dinnerjacket and Chavez have offered to help, but it's taking forever.
What to do?
Posted by: Sean Penn at February 16, 2010 10:06 PM (d7Px0)
Posted by: ann landers at February 16, 2010 10:07 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I have two charming daughters and one prudish little bitch for a step-daughter. She is making our lives miserable. What should I do?
Posted by: Cinderella's Evil Stepmother at February 16, 2010 10:08 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: stuiec at February 16, 2010 10:08 PM (GU29T)
Posted by: George Tiller at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (vSncj)
Best yet. +1111
Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2010 10:08 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Sappy Celebrity Retards what make bad self-indulgent noise at February 16, 2010 10:10 PM (wzaX3)
I think my wife is cheating on me. I'm leaning toward couples' therapy and a romantic renewal of our vows, but I thought I'd ask your advice before I did anything. What do you think I should do?
Posted by: O.J. at February 16, 2010 10:12 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Sarah in a helicopter at February 16, 2010 10:12 PM (vSncj)
The libs spout this bullshit about the community, collective, etc..but in reality, they (generally) are the ultimate in selfishness. Look at how many of them are narcissists, starting with President I...both Clintons, Emmanuel, Biden, the Wookie, on down to Kos, Marcotte, Chuckie Johnson, etc.
Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 16, 2010 10:12 PM (E26ix)
Posted by: stuiec at February 16, 2010 10:12 PM (GU29T)
Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?
Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 16, 2010 10:14 PM (dcKUM)
Dear Dr. Amy, I know it must be difficult when people don't recognize your brilliance. Not that it's ever happened to me.
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 16, 2010 10:15 PM (gLSaO)
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am DR. AMY BISHOP!!!1!!1!!!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 10:15 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?
Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 17, 2010 02:14 AM (dcKUM)
I'm sorry, what's the problem, you emo weenie?
Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 10:16 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: stuiec at February 16, 2010 10:17 PM (GU29T)
Somewhere down in Florida, Big Shoe's tossing and turning with each new revelation, each breaking story and screaming...
"FRIED WHOLE BELLIES AND TARTAR SAUCE! NO! That's not it...I'M MISSING THE BIGGEST CIRCUS IN BAY STATE HISTORY! THE COLONEL CAN'T HANDLE THIS! HE VOTED FOR OBAMA! I NEED TO GET BACK! I NEED TO GET BAAAAAAACK! FLY SANDY DOWN HERE! WE'LL DO THE SHOW FROM RUSH'S STUDIO! JUST GET ME BACK ON THE AIR!!!"
Posted by: SuperCool at February 16, 2010 10:18 PM (DRsTV)
Dear Dr. Amy:
I read somewhere that you should always defrost your refrigerator ever 6 months. That may cause some problems, since I have a frost-free refrigerator.
What do you recommend?
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at February 16, 2010 10:18 PM (dcKUM)
"Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?
Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 17, 2010 02:14 AM (dcKUM)"=============================================
You think you got problems?
Posted by: the chicken at February 16, 2010 10:19 PM (OdlYh)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 16, 2010 10:19 PM (A46hP)
I think my husband is cheating on me. I'm leaning toward couples' therapy and a romantic renewal of our vows. What do you think I should do?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at February 16, 2010 10:20 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: That's Dr. Amy Bishop To You, Bitch at February 16, 2010 10:22 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: DR. AMY BISHOP!!! at February 16, 2010 10:22 PM (Tr9MG)
Posted by: Al at February 16, 2010 10:22 PM (0lyUI)
I'm thinking of doing something really big to impress my girlfriend. What do you suggest?
Posted by: John Hinckley Jr. at February 16, 2010 10:23 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Plaxico Burress at February 16, 2010 10:24 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: stuiec at February 16, 2010 10:25 PM (GU29T)
Posted by: Rammstein at February 16, 2010 10:26 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: david carradine at February 16, 2010 10:27 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy,
Just wanted to get back to you and thank you for all the advice. The operation went very smoothly. Thanks again.
Posted by: The Mossad at February 16, 2010 10:28 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: norman bates at February 17, 2010 01:39 AM
I'll take this one, Dr Amy...
Dear Norman,
Get your own TV show. Battle Death to the Death.
Oh, and baths are much better than showers
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 16, 2010 10:29 PM (sYxEE)
Dear Fans,
It's nice that you appreciate my work, but I'm not a marriage or career counselor and I'm not a political consultant. I'm a mother in need of a booster seat and I'm a scientist. Please keep your questions in those frames of reference. Also, if you have had problems with your siblings or with tenure, maybe I could help. Anything beyond that, like pipe bombs or relationship advice, I have not had much success with.
Best wishes,
Dr. Amy Bishop
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 10:30 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Irish Death Squads at February 16, 2010 10:32 PM (Hu/Da)
Posted by: newser at February 16, 2010 10:33 PM (D2axM)
Obviously the perfect choice for Pancake Czar, you f......ing retards!!!!
Posted by: I AM THE RED QUEEN at February 16, 2010 10:33 PM (GkYyh)
The missus is always nagging, nagging, nagging. I just can't stand it anymore! I'm thinking about divorce but the Pope says no. What do I do?
Posted by: King Henry VIII at February 16, 2010 10:34 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: norman bates at February 16, 2010 10:36 PM (OdlYh)
Dear Dr. Amy:
I have a warehouse full of lace wigs and I'm forced to sell them on blogs at 2 AM since the fucking things are made out of yak hair and smell like batshit and everybody makes fun of me but I have to make enough money to marry my 16 year-old Filipino girlfriend that I met on "Cherry Blossoms" before her first husband gets out of jail.
Should I sell out on Overstock.com or just buy an Uzi?
Posted by: Lace wig guy at February 16, 2010 10:36 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: John F. Kerry at February 16, 2010 10:37 PM (vSncj)
The missus is always nagging, nagging, nagging. I just can't stand it anymore! I'm thinking about divorce but the Pope says no. What do I do? Posted by: King Henry VIII at February 17, 2010 02:34 AM (Gk/wA) Tell me about it.
Posted by: Joe Kennedy II at February 16, 2010 10:40 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: marie antoinette at February 16, 2010 10:40 PM (OdlYh)
I love me some hot teenage boy ass, but I'm afraid that my lustful predilections will contrast too sharply with my image as a fun, jolly clown. What should I do?
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at February 16, 2010 10:42 PM (Gk/wA)
My boyfriend 'Spider' won't stop talking about the Winter Olympics. What should I do???
Posted by: Claudine Longet at February 17, 2010 01:38 AM (1AnxB)
Thank you, Claudine, for that trip on the WayBack Machine.
Posted by: dead, not sleeping at February 16, 2010 10:43 PM (u37xD)
Dear Dr. Amy:
I just accidentally killed my boyfriend with my PowerGlutes.
Should I go down to the police station to turn myself in or should I just wait here, open up a beer with my ass and wait for them to arrive?
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 16, 2010 10:43 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: Paul Castellano at February 16, 2010 10:45 PM (vSncj)
I have a lot of young girls as friends and we live in this abandoned ranch in the desert. The problem is that they're easily bored on a Saturday night and want to party in Beverly Hills.
What do you suggest they do for fun on a limited budget?
Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 16, 2010 10:45 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 10:46 PM (dcKUM)
One of my brother's staffers loves to blow me while I'm driving and it's very distracting. I'm afraid one night I'll drive off a bridge. Any advice?
PS - I am very proud to have served as your senator for almost 50 years.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 16, 2010 10:51 PM (sYxEE)
I'm a big fan of codes and ciphers. I'd like to put my talents to good use. What do you suggest?
Posted by: Zodiac at February 16, 2010 10:52 PM (Gk/wA)
I'm in love with this older Japanese woman who walks around the Upper West Side of Manhattan with this old limey hippie. He's not good enough for her, and she won't leave him.
Is it still cowardly to shoot him in the back?
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at February 16, 2010 10:54 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: The newest sweathog at February 16, 2010 10:57 PM (vSncj)
I have a lot of young girls as friends and we live in this abandoned ranch in the desert. The problem is that they're easily bored on a Saturday night and want to party in Beverly Hills.
What do you suggest they do for fun on a limited budget? Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 17, 2010 02:45 AM
Amy, I'll take this one.
Overthrow the government by starting a race war.
Posted by: Billy Ayers at February 16, 2010 10:59 PM (gLSaO)
Dear Dr. Amy,
Hypothetically speaking, if I came out of a store with an armful of dry goods and found myself "outed" in front of 4 blue bellies, what would you recommend - surrender or shooting?
Thanks for a quick reply!
Posted by: Josey Wales at February 16, 2010 11:01 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: gomm at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM (Ibk1S)
Posted by: Ted Bundy at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: The Underwear Bomber at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (vSncj)
Posted by: Abdul, The Taliban Man at February 16, 2010 11:17 PM (Hu/Da)
Dear Dr. Amy,
None of the hotts at the LA Fitness gym I go to will give me the time of day. Any suggestions?
Posted by: George Sodini at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (2g2ex)
Dear Aireeanus Huffington,
Of coures you don't sound like Zsa Zsa!
You sound much more like Bela Legosi.
Dr. Amy
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (GkYyh)
Relive, hell. Too bad Ms. Gjika didn't get up and stomp the living bat shit out of Ms. I Am Dr. Amy Bishop. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Seriously - what the fuck was this lunatic doing outside of a padded room, let alone teaching at an American university? A little uncivilized behavior is to be expected from the average leftist college professor; this bitch, however, is going for the record.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (Rwudm)
Dear Dr Amy,
I am a have a friend who is an unprecedented and transformative global figure being dragged down by a bunch of fucking retards so-called allies.
Can you help me him?
Posted by: Just some guy who's looking out for an old Chicago buddy at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (b1OiT)
Do you think he knows anything about guns?
Posted by: David Berkowitz at February 16, 2010 11:28 PM (sYxEE)
Dear Dr. Amy,
You should have shouted, "Death to tyrants!"
In latin.
That would have shown them all.
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 16, 2010 11:34 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Eric at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (Qc/s6)
Dr. Amy,
I'm late for a big meeting, and the highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive! What should I do?
Posted by: Little Steven at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (FD3EH)
I've read your published work on biology and I'm very impressed. I need your advice on identifying the best working stock among slave labor which has just arrived via transport.
My boss says my decision process is too slow and it's backing the trains up to Krakow. Any suggestions on faster identification would be helpful.
Posted by: Dr Josef Mengele at February 16, 2010 11:42 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: moi at February 16, 2010 11:42 PM (yMTjL)
Dear Mr. David Berkowitz,
Thank you for taking the time to write and as I know you are in a hurry to get started, I'll be brief.
1. Any advice from a talking dog must be given careful consideration. Dogs infrequently talk, but when they do, you can be assured it is important, or they would not have said it.
2. If the dog suggested anything less than a .44, I would have doubted his sincerity. That pooch knows his pistols!
3. Eat Jimmy Breslin's brains.
Love,
Dr. Amy
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (F09Uo)
This bunch of religious nuts in Texas (aren't they all, ha ha) are being stubborn and are making an ass out of me and my boss on CNN.
Are there any fire hazards with tear gas with winds at 35 mph?
Posted by: Janet Reno at February 16, 2010 11:45 PM (sYxEE)
I enjoy a fanciful evening in Whitechapel with some saucy tarts but the services they perform are getting quite dear.
If I shall strangle them and render their internal organs, do you think anyone will raise a fuss? You know how the newspapers in Great Britain can be.
Posted by: Jack in London at February 16, 2010 11:52 PM (sYxEE)
Dear Dr. Amy,
My boss who is a legitimate business man wants me to bring in one of his contractors for a "performance review" after said contractor jettisoned a valuable shipment. This contractor has a history of avoiding accountability and has a reputation for having a "hair trigger" finger IYKWIM.
While my reflexes are very good, perhaps I should spend some time at the range before our meeting. What do you think?
Posted by: Greedo at February 16, 2010 11:53 PM (2g2ex)
Dear Dr. Amy,
You should have shouted, "Death to tyrants!"
In latin.
That would have shown them all.
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 03:34 AMDear Mr Booth,
Thank you for the encouragement, it's heartening to know that those in the entertainment industry understand the stress I'm going through.
PS - Break a leg!
Regards,
Dr Amy Bishop
I did shout that at an ANSWER rally backwhen the evil idiot Bush was illegally occupying the White House. Unfortunately, the phrase went over the head of everyone who is not an esteemed member of the Educated Class.
I enjoy the theater, I hope to meet you in the future.
Posted by: Jack in London at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Eric at February 17, 2010 12:04 AM (Qc/s6)
Dr. Amy,
I've been replaced by another guy, and nobody seems to notice! He doesn't even look like me!
Posted by: Dick York at February 17, 2010 12:05 AM (FD3EH)
I was having some drinks with friends and this mutt who used to bust my balls was there. I grew up poor and to make ends meet I had to work shining shoes for the legitimate businessmen in my neighborhood. I'm proud that I worked hard, I feel I've earned the right to some respect as I've earned good marks from my supervisor for exceeding my quotas in revenues and blowing a few heads off.
Was I rash in kicking the guy almost to death and then stabbing him to death in the trunk of my friend's car?
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at February 17, 2010 12:10 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Pol Pot at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Imus Isback at February 17, 2010 12:13 AM (mZvsr)
Dear Jack In London:
Yes my dear, I'm afraid the constubulary would raise a frightful fuss and the Times would print dreadful articles about your adventures, unfairly painting you in a most unflattering light.
Sigh! Our genius is so often misunderstood and held in contempt by these mouthbreathers.
If only there was a way for you to "blend in" following a good night's work, what with all the fog and police activity and all.
Good luck and happy hunting!
Dr. Amy Bishop
(Yes I am)
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 12:17 AM (2g2ex)
The two chicks are hot and I want to pound them in the squeakhole without constant interruptions from the other cretins who want me to make a radio out of a coconut.
Have you ever made a gun out of bamboo? I saw it on Star Trek once, but gunpowder and diamonds aren't exactly lying around here ready for loading.
Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (sYxEE)
I always say that if phasers weren't meant for killing, the Federation weapons developers wouldn't have put the settings on in the first place.
I've found a way to get back to that alternate universe where I'm not only allowed to exterminate the populations of backwards but resources rich planets, I'm encouraged to do so.
Should I go for it?
Posted by: James T Kirk at February 17, 2010 12:30 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: chicocano at February 17, 2010 12:31 AM (6p3E9)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 17, 2010 12:31 AM (Qc/s6)
As a former resident of Massachusetts, you are surely familiar with Sen. John Kerry. Do you think you could pay him a visit? I'm sick and tired of him accusing me of atrocities. He wasn't there, so how the f--k would he know?
That "jenjis" bit grates on my nerves too.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 17, 2010 12:33 AM (sYxEE)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I swear I'm going to flip out if my live-in girlfriend trys to "help" me just one more time. Although she wears eye catching outfits and the whole Master thing are points in her favor, I am tired of all the unexpected consequences.
Plus, she has brought out the baser side of my best buddy Roger.
Would it be wrong to seal her up in her bottle?
Posted by: Tony in Coco Beach at February 17, 2010 12:41 AM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 17, 2010 12:41 AM (Qc/s6)
Somewhere down in Florida, Big Shoe's tossing and turning with each new revelation, each breaking story and screaming...
"FRIED WHOLE BELLIES AND TARTAR SAUCE! NO! That's not it...I'M MISSING THE BIGGEST CIRCUS IN BAY STATE HISTORY! THE COLONEL CAN'T HANDLE THIS! HE VOTED FOR OBAMA! I NEED TO GET BACK! I NEED TO GET BAAAAAAACK! FLY SANDY DOWN HERE! WE'LL DO THE SHOW FROM RUSH'S STUDIO! JUST GET ME BACK ON THE AIR!!!"Posted by: SuperCool..
I laughed! Bravo.
Posted by: sickinmass at February 17, 2010 12:45 AM (Dxfei)
Posted by: Alah at February 17, 2010 12:49 AM (Qc/s6)
Thanks for the tip on saltpeter in the coconuts. You are indeed the smartest man ever to walk the earth.
The bedrock in the islands of the South Pacific are volcanic in nature rather than sedimentary, so limestone may not be found here. The rock should have a high sulfur content however, so that should suffice for the gunpowder mix. I think I can knock some metal pieces from the wrecked boat for missiles, and they should shred the idiots rather nicely.
Could you do me a favor? See if you can denigrate the rich guy as a Wall Street fatcat, I might have a problem with him being dead should someone actually find us
Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 12:57 AM (sYxEE)
By all means, go for it! Spock is really hip with that beard in the other dimension, he reminds me of my first sociology professor at Harvard.
Think Uhura or Rand are going to say "just oiling my traps, darling" like the consort you have in the Bizarro world? Sulu might say it, but let's not go there.
The Agony Booth looks like a real hoot at parties, especially with a screamer like Chekov.
Oh, and if you can arrange to time travel to 2010, I'd be much more useful to your world as a biologist than some bitch who looks at whale shit all day.
Live long and prosper,
Dr Amy Bishop
Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:05 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: barry soetero at February 17, 2010 01:18 AM (Qc/s6)
Shark jumping is a painful ordeal for any television production. I recommend shoving a diving canister in the shark's mouth and blasting away at it with a 30-06.
Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:18 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM
This caused coffee to fly! Bravo to the poster.
Posted by: gdonovan at February 17, 2010 01:18 AM (Tfe6f)
Posted by: Berkeley Betty at February 17, 2010 01:23 AM (SwkdU)
Thanks for the help. I believe that the vegetation on this island contains the necessary ingredients to drug the rich asshole so he'll give me his Swiss bank account transit numbers before his heirs get their hands on it. It's all yours if you want it.
Since unlike Capt Kirk I'm not in a death match with a lizard man on steroids, I should have plenty of time to manufacture the tools I need.
Tell Bill and Bernadette I said hi, and sorry about the fuckup on the nail bomb with Bill's old girlfriend.
Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 01:25 AM (sYxEE)
Christ, whats next ? Dr. Amy Bishop while on vacation with her husband and kids killed several French Canadienne truck drivers in a hatchet fight at a rest stop on the Trans-Canada Highway because they were hogging all the parking spaces ?
Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 01:26 AM (t72+4)
Dear Dr. Amy,
My plump wife is refusing to make my dinner and makes me sleep outside under the wagon in the cold. It's all because my idiot brother said he knew a shortcut through the Wassatch mountains and the Great Salt Lake Desert.
"Listen to your brother," she said. "He has a PhD and is part of the educated class," she said. Stupid wife also wanted me to stop and ask directions. Guess the fact that all the white people herabouts are soldiers barricaded in forts didn't strike her as odd.
Fat good my dumbass brother's PhD in climatology from some limey school in East bumtruck Anglia does us now. "Warming will keep the passes open in the Sierra Nevada mountains until late December," he said. It was only late October and all the passes were already snowed in. Sure wish we had back those 3 extra weeks his "shortcut" took.
So she's mad at me now for eating him when all the food ran out. Like WTF? She won't take her turn at skinning the others and won't let me tenderize touch her.
Can this marriage be saved?
Posted by: George Donner at February 17, 2010 01:28 AM (2g2ex)
"I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!"
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why America should be run by brainiac Ivy League graduates, particularly Harvard PhDs like me. And if you disagree, let's have a meeting where I can straighten you out.
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:29 AM (Ek/Oc)
Little Known Fact:
While in college and struggling to earn extra money Dr. Amy Bishop choreographed the dancing-knife-fight scene in Michael Jackson's Beat-It video based on real life experiences.
Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 01:31 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 01:32 AM (Ek/Oc)
Between Amy Bishop and Theodore "Unabomber" Kaczynski, Harvard is building quite a list of distinguished graduates inmates.
Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (Ek/Oc)
FIFY
Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 01:33 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Attila Anderson Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:34 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: The Anderson Bishop Quartet at February 17, 2010 01:39 AM (2g2ex)
Remember how Mom was always so shouty in line at Disney World?
Posted by: The Anderson Bishop Quartet at February 17, 2010 05:39 AM (2g2ex)
Mommy, that lady said I was too short to get on this ride. Kill her mommy.....kill her.
Posted by: One of the Anderson/Bishop children at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Lucretia Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:49 AM (SwkdU)
Coming Wednesday night on The Discovery Channel:
Ice Truckers VII - "Joyride" with Dr Amy Bishop with Ted Levine
See your local cable listings
Posted by: The Discovery Channel at February 17, 2010 01:53 AM (sYxEE)
You seem to be an expert in getting big business to show the customers some respect.
How do you get the airlines to show us fatasses some respect?
Posted by: Kevin Smith at February 17, 2010 01:58 AM (sYxEE)
I'm drunk. What can I do to relieve the boredom? I have 1 atom bomb, a drill, the hedge trimmers, and some ordinary household bleach.
Posted by: Vyvyan Basterd at February 17, 2010 01:59 AM (TLD+i)
Soon to be a Best Seller:
How to Work With Difficult People
a practical how-to guide
By renowned Harvard graduate Dr. Amy Bishop
Posted by: Shortest Books In The World at February 17, 2010 02:02 AM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Dr Amy mother freakin' Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:02 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop, red-blooded womyn at February 17, 2010 02:07 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Angus Dei at February 17, 2010 02:17 AM (Qd6jZ)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I agree with my good friend Peter Lorre, the twinkle of moonbat crazy in your eyes makes me all twitterpated.
Consider me a fan.
Posted by: Marty Feldman at February 17, 2010 02:20 AM (2g2ex)
As a sane reasonable SCIENTIST, I know you can settle things.
I have this problem with bad crazy people who won't go away, and I'm sure that some of them are hiding in garbage cans waiting to jump me when I venture out from my compound.
I've gathered names and addresses from Paypal, so I know who the bad crazies are and where they live.
I was wondering, can you roll up a calendar and make a pipe bomb out of it?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 17, 2010 02:21 AM (sYxEE)
I know you copied my look. Get your own look. I'm not afraid of you, you know.
Posted by: Darth Vader at February 17, 2010 06:17 AM
Darth,
I wouldn't let my son get caught dead in that white kimono your ladyboy son prances around in
Bite Me
Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:23 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Paul f'in Anka at February 17, 2010 02:32 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: St. Alfonso at February 17, 2010 02:37 AM (OBDWE)
Posted by: zombie FZ at February 17, 2010 02:43 AM (SwkdU)
Surely this woman had a presence on the internet. She fits the profile of a typical troll. I want to know what websites she frequented, the websites she commented on.
The lack of any comment from the all-lib-all-the-time media speaks volumes. We can safely conclude she wasn't a conservative.
This bitch felt entitled and superior. Can she be anything but a progressive elite?
Posted by: listkeeper at February 17, 2010 02:51 AM (QRywL)
Dear Kevin Smith,
When convining an airline customer service rep to see things your way, it's important to have a prior history of using violent, anti-social behavior. Once they see that vein at my temple start to throb, my eyes twirling in opposite directions, the hard set of my clenched jaw, and my neck cords/veins in sharp relief, I usually get my way. If not, a casually mumbled reference to recent range time coupled with my hand going to my purse wins them over everytime.
In your case, a sedimentary sedentary stoner lifestyle has left you with layers of andipose tissue giving you a soft and unthreatening appearance. With no jawline, no neck, no discernible muscle clenching, all you've got going for you is to get red in the face. Let's be honest here, red faced fat guys like you only cause one to immediately try and recall where the nearest AED defibrillator is located.
So your best bet is just to be silent.
Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:55 AM (2g2ex)
This thing should have been locked up long ago. All of this crap will be used by her lawyer for an insanity defense.
In actuallity in a real world with real justice she would have been executed long ago, but assuming she made it this far all this buildup would be used by the prosecution to establish a case of an ashole trend building towards mass murder.
Recall how they "profile" serial killers; they start out toruring small animals/bugs, work their way up through neigborhood dogs/cats, then move on to humans.
This is the same kind of pattern. Perhaps they will get a change of venue out of Huntsville into a different AL city. I know a lot of people think that in States like AL common sense still prevails in cases like this. The problem is that I have been to Huntsville and this is not the average Southern city. Think "research triangle" in NC which has been largely responsible for NC shifting towards the blue tinge. There are a lot of high tech places in Huntsville and a lot of people like this idiot from MA who move down there to those high tech places.
Of course, those kinds of people normally figure an angle to avoid jury duty, so maybe it will turn out alright.
Posted by: Vic at February 17, 2010 03:15 AM (QrA9E)
It was to be expected, I suppose.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 17, 2010 03:15 AM (4DwVn)
Put this one in your pipes and smoke it: Deb Frisch vs. Amy Bishop cage match. Then again, ole Deb seems to be all talk and no fireams, so my guess is that it wouldn't last too long.
Posted by: Bill Carson at February 17, 2010 03:19 AM (pn5Wn)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 17, 2010 03:20 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: Kevin at February 17, 2010 03:30 AM (FDaFm)
Posted by: ParisParamus at February 17, 2010 03:33 AM (0YPx8)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I don't like Mondays, so what caliber gun would you recommend when shooting at the unwashed masses at the beginning of the work/school week? Will a holster make my ass look fat?
Posted by: Brenda Ann Spencer at February 17, 2010 03:34 AM (iV4X6)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 03:38 AM (4tixt)
Posted by: nickless at February 17, 2010 03:42 AM (MMC8r)
This woman's net body count has to be higher than four.
I'm thinking the same thing, Mr Avenger. It's not too hard to believe Amy Bishop commited a lot more crimes we don't know about, and might never know about.
Posted by: This should be the new flaming skull at February 17, 2010 03:47 AM (45JkG)
Posted by: This should be the new flaming skull at February 17, 2010 03:49 AM (45JkG)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 03:50 AM (4tixt)
Posted by: RM at February 17, 2010 03:59 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 04:02 AM (4tixt)
Posted by: Amy's jilted probation officer at February 17, 2010 04:10 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at February 17, 2010 04:11 AM (PxII1)
Watch her little daughter grow up and beat a classmate to death with her little tap shoes for a penmanship medal. DR AMY BISHOP is a Bad Seed.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 17, 2010 04:12 AM (mHQ7T)
573
I may have to reconsider what I said, because it occurs to me that ultimately she does the same thing over and over again-- she just changes her MO.
Posted by: Golem14 at February 17, 2010 04:16 AM (2X8VA)
Between Amy Bishop and Theodore "Unabomber" Kaczynski, Harvard is building quite a list of distinguished graduates inmates.
Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (Ek/Oc)
FIFY
Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 05:33 AM (t72+4)
**cough**isn't the Precedent a Harvard grad?**cough**
Posted by: torabora at February 17, 2010 04:20 AM (WDqnN)
Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 04:25 AM (p302b)
"Do me a favor, can you say 'DR. AMY BISHOP' instead of 'ma'am'?" Mrs. Bishop pointedly asked the waitress. "It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Thank you."
Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 17, 2010 12:21 AM (Oxen1)
**Ahem...I hasten to remind you morons/moronettes of one Sen. Boxer's insistence to a General that he NOT refer to her as 'Ma'am' but instead call her 'Senator'.**
I wonder how many bodies are buried in HER backyard?
Posted by: torabora at February 17, 2010 04:28 AM (WDqnN)
Dear Amy,
When you are on a 1100 mile rage ride what brand of adult pee garment has provided you the best protection?
Yours in Science,
Posted by: Lisa "diaper girl' Nowak at February 17, 2010 04:31 AM (YS0e/)
Dylan Ratigan is sexy too but he has "scarborough syndrome"....which means you start out as more conservative and then you get compromised by the very fact that you are working at CNBC or MSNBC and they you try desperately to get back your "conservative" moniker cause you see the tide changing but the MSNBC stint has ruined you and now no one trusts you.
Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 04:32 AM (p302b)
Posted by: guy who has been here all night at February 17, 2010 04:37 AM (SwkdU)
Back befor Chlres Jhonsno lost his entire frontal lobe, he coined the phrase "St. Pancake", I believe.
A frontal lobe is a terrible thing to waste..
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (oUV+Q)
I NEVER waste a frontal lobe.
Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lector at February 17, 2010 04:41 AM (WDqnN)
Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 17, 2010 04:42 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 17, 2010 04:44 AM (ucxC/)
Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lector at February 17, 2010 04:46 AM (WDqnN)
*ahem*
332
D'oh! I never should have doubted. So, does the search function work on comments? I searched on 'jugger' before posting, but for some reason it didn't catch that. What a loser asshole I am...
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 17, 2010 04:46 AM (pZEar)
“Overall, it is our opinion that recent positive housing reports should not be construed as a sign that the distress in the residential housing market is abating, but rather should be attributed to the temporarily limited supply of homes on the market,” according to the report."
via clusterstock
Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 04:48 AM (p302b)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 04:51 AM (4tixt)
PressSec Of all the Recovery Act news today read this and imagine "something like 2 million" more who'd be unemployed right now http://nyti.ms/9zQ2vA
Posted by: Mjim at February 17, 2010 04:51 AM (V8B//)
DR. AMY BISHOP !!
I can tell you that.
Posted by: Keyser Soze at February 17, 2010 04:52 AM (+6fgE)
Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2010 04:56 AM (8H2XA)
Posted by: Dr Beck Bishop!! at February 17, 2010 04:56 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 05:00 AM (4tixt)
Posted by: Noah at February 17, 2010 05:02 AM (mhD2v)
Dear. Dr. Amy,
Those fucking fuckers at Speakercraft totally fucked up all my stereo wiring.
I am depressed.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson in Texas at February 17, 2010 05:02 AM (WvXvd)
Dear Dr. Amy
There are some rude FBI men at my front door asking me questions about insider trading. What should I do?
Posted by: Martha Stewart at February 17, 2010 05:04 AM (WDqnN)
Posted by: Corona at February 17, 2010 05:05 AM (woZIc)
Posted by: Justice Samuel f'in Alito at February 17, 2010 05:05 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: franksalterego at February 17, 2010 05:08 AM (+6fgE)
"Housing Starts Beat Expectations To Hit Six-Month High... But New Permits Slump"
Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 05:08 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 17, 2010 05:08 AM (pZEar)
605 Amy like all Americans have 2nd Amendment rights Posted by: Noah
Those second amendment rights can be taken away legally and constitutionally from an individual for a variety of reasons. Being a certified nut-roll is one of them.
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2010 05:08 AM (UA4gE)
Posted by: Kobayashi at February 17, 2010 05:09 AM (SwkdU)
Charges against the University, Possible Bomber, Murder of her brother, Pancake Rage, Student charges against her....and I bet she was just a treat to deal with on a daily basis.
With 40 years as an Engineer, I've seen lots of people promoted. You get promoted for doing your job better than anyone else with less bitching. You get promoted when you 'fit in' to whatever corporate environment you work in.
I bet that University committee had a 'WTF' moment when I.AM.'s name came up on the 'time to think about tenure' list.
Posted by: trainer at February 17, 2010 05:13 AM (UrZ8U)
Posted by: rplat at February 17, 2010 05:14 AM (G1ArL)
Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 05:16 AM (p302b)
"Noah have good idea in head. Hard to put symbols into magic screen. Noah much good talk with hands not."
Posted by: Caveman Interpreter at February 17, 2010 05:17 AM (UA4gE)
Woman #4: Ow! This is madness!
Dr. Amy Bishop: THIS. IS. IHOP!
(coffee carafe on table explodes in flame behind her as Dr. Amy Bishop puts her sunglasses on while walking toward the camera)
Posted by: Entropy at February 17, 2010 05:18 AM (IsLT6)
Dear Dr Amy
My job is very stressful, and lately my coworkers have been getting on my nerves. Can you suggest a stress relief technique for work?
Posted by: Postal Worker at February 17, 2010 05:27 AM (ucq49)
3 people are dead and all you can do is make jokes.
And these weren't 3 ordinary people. No they were members of oppressed communities that managed to break through the barriers that you white supremacist have built to keep them poor and stupid.
Worst of all they were killed by a lovely and brilliant woman who was obviously pushed to the breaking point after suffering through years of degradation at the hands of the patriarchy.
Laugh it up wingnuts since there's nothing funnier than having the blood of oppressed people on your hands.
Posted by: Yes We Can! at February 17, 2010 05:31 AM (9B5OK)
The family is free now. If the husband can just get over the shock, decompress from all of the insanity that has been his life over the years and get some serious help they will be OK. I hope the press backs off and leaves them alone to heal. It's going to take a very long time. I'm sure he loves the kids very much and can draw strength from that love.
Mommy is a psycho. Smart psychos get away with it for a long time. They do a lot of damage. I am also sorry for the direct victims families. The husband has to cope with the guilt of their deaths also.
Pray for them all. Only God can help them.
Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (HFCzz)
Posted by: fluffy smells tropical breezes at February 17, 2010 05:33 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 05:34 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: God at February 17, 2010 05:35 AM (knNJg)
Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 05:37 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 05:38 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: franksalterego at February 17, 2010 05:51 AM (+6fgE)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 17, 2010 06:05 AM (Y33MB)
The new Obama Girl. Not just a ditzy crumpet, but a beautiful idealogue. I smell presidential pardon!
Posted by: George Soros at February 17, 2010 06:09 AM (FIkYQ)
As to her sexual discrimination charge, those kinds of bullsh*t suits are SOP when tenure is denied; you got to grab on to anything that might stick for an appeal.
Posted by: dulce at February 17, 2010 06:18 AM (HFdqI)
Seriously I am going to be VERY pissed, if all these trickle-out anecdotal things and hints add up for her insanity plea deal.
Posted by: always right at February 17, 2010 06:25 AM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 06:39 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: leopold and loeb at February 17, 2010 06:46 AM (2qU2d)
I don't know about the rest of you, but if some lady came up and started punching me in the head (in front of my kids, which means she could have missed and hit them instead) I would seriously have to try and kill her -- Dr. or no Dr.
Maybe if this bitch had gotten her clock cleaned really well (with scars of the event if needed) maybe she would have learned to chill with the temper tantrums some -- jeez.
Posted by: unknown jane at February 17, 2010 06:52 AM (5/yRG)
Dear Dr Amy
I'm a fan of the occult and Satanism, but lately these just haven't been enough. I also find myself wandering around at night, with nothing to do. Do you have any suggestions for me?
Posted by: Richard Ramirez at February 17, 2010 06:53 AM (ucq49)
Sometimes I have that "not so fresh" feeling. What should I do?
Also, my cellmate picks her feet and it's really bothering me.
Posted by: Sadie, Inmate No.323, Tehachapi Womens Prison at February 17, 2010 07:02 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Bill Buckner at February 17, 2010 07:06 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: unknown jane at February 17, 2010 07:11 AM (5/yRG)
Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm a middle aged woman who thinks her husband may be cheating. I think I need to make myself more glamorous and seductive; I need a new hairdo. Any suggestions?
Posted by: dumpy and clueless at February 17, 2010 07:32 AM (5/yRG)
It's just not fair! I'm ready for the trials but the council is just jealous of my power. What should I do?
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at February 17, 2010 07:33 AM (nrKD+)
Dear Dr. Amy,
The band I'm playing with is getting sloppy with their cutoffs, and some of them were wearing Tshirts. I don't want to make a big deal about it, but what do you think is the best way to broach the subject?
Posted by: Paul Anka at February 17, 2010 07:41 AM (pZEar)
Posted by: amy bIsHOP at February 17, 2010 07:44 AM (gAi9Z)
"we ladies.." ? Monsters, more like. Your mind gets pretty twisted over time "surviving" with these creatures. I am pretty sure everything he says and does now is an effort on his part to protect/save the kids. Whether it makes sense to you or is wrong from a legal standpoint doesn't matter to him. Not to mention that he's awakening from being "contact crazy". There is nothing anyone can do to him that is worse than what he's been through other than losing the kids and their future. It's probably what kept him going.
I'm sure the "authorities" who have turned a blind eye to the preamble will start screwing with this guy. I have been there.
Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 07:46 AM (HFCzz)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2010 07:55 AM (cQyWA)
And of course her own son was the neighborhood pot-smoking, animal torturing terror. He's in jail now. Really.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2010 08:00 AM (UOM48)
I'm with Pawn. There are men who stick with a psycho bitch wife for the sake of the children. Given the bias in the family courts, a decent husband who leaves his psycho bitch wife is basically putting the kids at the mercy of said psycho bitch, whereas if he stays in the marriage, he can mitigate at least some of the abuse.
For women with psycho asshole husbands, however, the courts are in your favor. Cut loose and spare your kids, ladies, should you be in such a situation.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 08:00 AM (ujg0T)
Dear Dr Amy
I'd really like to make headlines. I've been arrested for drunk driving, disorderly conduct, firing a pistol from a car, assault, armed robbery, passing forged checks, and prostitution.
I feel like I'm better than that. What do you suggest?
Posted by: Aileen Wuornos at February 17, 2010 08:01 AM (ucq49)
"I just want you to know. I sleep in on the weekends. I'd better not hear any playing over here."
Metallica's Master of Puppets at 8 a.m. on Sunday is a good response to that horseshit.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2010 08:03 AM (cQyWA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2010 08:03 AM (UOM48)
Can we save Alabama the trouble and just drop DR.11!!!!11! Bishop into Marjah? Just turn her loose with a shotgun and let her go all Harvard on the Taliban's asses. I smell win.
I was thinking she could be put into a cell at Gitmo with a gang of terrorist prisoners who have ratted out others. Giving the terrorist prisoners a special conjugal visit reward, if you know what I mean and I think you do....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 08:10 AM (ujg0T)
If only. This kind of guy usual "protects" his kids by taking them aside and saying, "Look, don't get her started, OK?" - which does nothing for Psycho Bitch Mom and has the benefit of leaving the kids to think that it's *their* fault that Mom is crazy and violent.
I hope these kids have some relatives or friends that they can go live with. All that time spent with Psycho Mom and Dickless Dad means there's going to be a lot of mental cleaning up to do.
Posted by: Annalucia at February 17, 2010 08:13 AM (QWMoM)
Posted by: Robin at February 17, 2010 08:16 AM (6uXZa)
It's not just the bias in the family courts. The whole freaking system is biased in favor of the mother. Your wife is someone who can ruin your entire life with just one phone call and a bunch of lies. A little planning on her part and a 911 call and you may never see your kids or a paycheck again. It can definitely change your perspective if your wife is a monster.
The father is lucky, she finally efed up. Again, it's the smart psychos that are the dangerous ones.
Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 08:16 AM (HFCzz)
"All that time spent with Psycho Mom and Dickless Dad means there's going to be a lot of mental cleaning up to do."
I wouldn't call a Dad "dickless" when he physically gets between the kids and Psycho Mom who wants to take the belt to her daughter for something utterly trivial. (True story of a friend of mine). And can that "dickless" Dad give that Psycho Bitch Mom the belt beating that she so richly deserves? Not without getting hauled off to County he can't.
I don't think you understand just how skewed law enforcement and family law are on these matters.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 08:24 AM (ujg0T)
I am struggling against by bulimia but snow and cold has kept me inside most of this winter. What is a girl to do?
Posted by: Frances Donnor at February 17, 2010 08:29 AM (aC6Za)
So we can make for of "I am Dr. Amy Bishop!" because the crime was distant and past. We didn't witness the human damage.
But just wait. Coming, some day soon to your life and the life of our families and communities, will be the war cry...
"I AM SECRETARY JANET NAPOLITANO!"
In any case, I'll bet that Amy Bishop was a damn hot lay during her "up" cycle - so long as you were a good enough tool for her.
Posted by: Whitehall at February 17, 2010 08:38 AM (htrmr)
Dear Dr Amy,
My family is new in the neighborhood and are finding it hard to fit it. We invited the neighbors over but only one couple showed up. The husband only showed a one track interest in my banking arrangements while the wife refused any food or drink and left quickly saying she had a bad headache and needed to lie down.
I feel bad for my family who went all out to be good neighbors. Granny put on a big spread of possum stew, chicken fried squirrel and such and even offered up some of her special reserve anjeo corn squeezings. My neice had her critters ready to show and my nephew spent hours preparing a demonstration of his double nought spy skills.
Since you've had experience being new to the neighborhood, could you pass along some tips for winning them over? I'll be on the front porch whittlin' while waiting for your reply.
Posted by: Jed Clampit at February 17, 2010 08:44 AM (2g2ex)
Posted by: dumpy and clueless at February 17, 2010 08:44 AM (5/yRG)
But according to the AP it was the TEA Party movement and the anti African American (alleged) prejudice of right wing Americans that caused this delicate flower named Amy Bishop to shoot up six professors and murder three of them. She must have been sooo distraught in 2002 of Bush's Presidential victory, that Bishop could not control herself in the IHOP. Just like she must have been so devastated by Reagan's second term election (1984), that two years later she shot and killed her brother, and allegedly attempted a carjacking.
Oh those republican fiends who drove this poor woman to snap. Have they no shame?!
Posted by: eaglewingz08 at February 17, 2010 08:58 AM (dv8zz)
Posted by: General Zod, Decidedly Alpha Male at February 17, 2010 09:31 AM (uMihF)
Gimme sum dem boosta seats fer muh kiddos...AND I....MEAN....NOW!
What ya mean yer outta seats...YOU LIE, BOY!
Posted by: rightzilla at February 17, 2010 10:01 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: galtor at February 17, 2010 10:31 AM (3J/W4)
Posted by: bouncin' at February 17, 2010 10:38 AM (a/7yO)
Posted by: memomachine at February 17, 2010 11:12 AM (lSfPU)
Too bad there were no clues for anyone to see that she would melt down in such a spectacular way.
By Allah's holy, sacred balls, who could have seen it coming?
Posted by: dr hasan nidal at February 17, 2010 11:14 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Schwalbe at February 17, 2010 11:26 AM (UU0OF)
Posted by: Bert's Chili at February 17, 2010 11:38 AM (QMtmy)
662
You are not allowed under the UN rules of interrogation to subject the gitmo detainees to Dr. Amy.
Posted by: Buffalobob at February 17, 2010 11:42 AM (XjviO)
I've got a neighbor like Amy Bishop right now, or rather two. A father and a 40 year son with a hair trigger temper who can't hold a job. The mother is nice enough on her own, but is a classic enabler. They moved to our rural valley from the city and yet seem to hate everything country: tractor sounds, cows mooing, chickens crowing, chain saws in the woodlot, hunting season and particularly dogs barking. The father constantly calls to complain about the normal noise of life in the country while the son talks all the time about filing lawsuits over this and that dispute. Yet they will set off fireworks at 10 pm on a weeknight when people turn in early and be uspet when the complaints get aimed at them. The son once fired off several rounds from a .22 target pistol to scare the deer away as a friend toting his favorite deer rifle was walking to the blind he maintains in my woodlot. Another time he chased my dog across his lawn with a Chevy Suburban.
I suspect if they don't move away soon, someone is finally going to get seriously pissed and there will by an Amy Bishop style accident in reverse.
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at February 17, 2010 12:33 PM (LVJDj)
Dear Dr Amy,
My wife and I were considering some extensive partay, in some really swank hotels. Although we can afford it, we really don't want to spend that kinda money. Besides, I'm a celeberity, and it's owed me!
Any ideas?
Posted by: Randy Quaid at February 17, 2010 12:49 PM (ucq49)
Dear Dr Amy
My girlfriend and I, have had a wonderful relationship. Then my wife had to fuck it all up by getting pregnant.
I know I need to do the right thing. Break it off with my girlfriend. I'm torn between coming clean to my wife, or never mentioning my affair.
What do you think?
Posted by: Amber's stud muffin at February 17, 2010 02:19 PM (ucq49)
Dear Dr Amy
I hear you're a crack shot with a shotgun. I'm going quail hunting with a few friends this weekend. Well, truth be told, they could use a few shooting, not to mention gun safety lessons.
I'll appreciate whatever assistance you can lend
Posted by: Harry Whittington at February 17, 2010 05:55 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 17, 2010 07:42 PM (DTffv)
Dearest Dr. Amy:
I am at my wits end....the core will not go into Fat Man..should I just wait for the temperature to stabilize, or just smack it with a sledgehammer?
xoxo, Robert O, c/o Los Alamos, MN
Posted by: JASON J at February 18, 2010 12:18 PM (69j91)
Dear Dr Amy
Having dinner tonight with a special guest. Any surprises you can offer for the menu?
Posted by: Lucretia B at February 18, 2010 12:35 PM (ucq49)
Dear Dr Amy
I'd like to celebrate President Carter's awesomeness with some of my closest friends. What would you suggest for cocktails?
Posted by: Jim Jones at February 18, 2010 12:41 PM (ucq49)
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