1 Did I hear somebody mention cocaine?

2
This is good because this year it's all about the economy...


and racism.

3

I actually think the monkey cocaine program is money well spent, as long as they tape it and put the results up on youtube.

4 Harry Who??

5 Cocaine?!  Um, I'm a monkey! Ook ook!

6 Is this really what the bickering is over? A few dollars here and there?

7
I really hate fucking chimps, btw.

8 This ad is proof Angle is an extremist who favors her oddball beliefs over those of Americans who do not happen to believe as she does. Such behavior has convinced me that she does not speak for all of us, and her candidacy proves that there is a dearth of politicians who truly represent me and other Americans who believe as I do. It is both unfair and politically unwise.

9 Um, Ace?  Red Bull?  Really?  *heads out to store to buy Red Bull...and vodka*

10
What about the high-speed train from Las Vegas to Disney World?

11 10 Monorail!!!

12
Waitaminute.

Nevada can't have high unemployment and budget woes.

They have lots of casinos.

13

Forgive the re-comment:

"The press should be not only a collective propagandist

and a collective agitator,

but also a collective organizer of the masses"

-- Vladimir Lenin.

 

BtB has the full quote (which is much more interesting - really):

http://tinyurl.com/2928b55

Fits better here, imo.

14 My next band is so going to be called Cocaine-Addled Stimulus Monkeys!

15

1 Did I hear somebody mention cocaine?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 05, 2010 01:10 PM (FkKjr)

THAT'S RACIST!

16 #10: ITYM Disneyland.  World is in Florida, so that'd be a long-ass train.

17 Like I said earlier, Angle may be a bit "off," but she needs to be elected this year.   Consider the alternative, Nevada!

18 PLEASE, anyone who wants to bet any amount on Reid defeating Angle, please email me at the AofS thingee.  PayPal accepted.  No limits, taking all comers

 I'll rob your life savings if you want to stake it on Harry Rink-Dink defeating her in Nov

I could get rich off of timid fools..............

19 My next band is so going to be called Cocaine-Addled Stimulus Monkeys!

Posted by: VKI

 

Didn't they open for Spinal Tap last year?

20 I really hate fucking chimps, btw.

Well then stop doing it.

21

@14

I hurried up to write the exact same thing.

You and I, we have ESPN.

22 Cocaine was introduced into monkey neighborhoods by the white devil crackers who want to keep them from evolving.

23 I hope it was cheap, because it will play with precisely no one. The kind of "Why can't those retarded teabaggers be more like McCain Scott Brown Paul Ryan?" pseudo-cons these fraud-and-abuse lists are crafted to please hate her irrevocably.

24
Disneyland.  World is in Florida, so that'd be a long-ass train.

More jobs, then!

25 Haters!

26 @ Waters

Preach it, sister.

27

Dibs!  Dibs!  I call Dibs!

The rest of you can searching for a new handle can just back off!

Posted by: Coked-up Stimulus Monkey at August 05, 2010 01:17

 

Check post #8. Enough said.

28 I really hate fucking chimps, btw.

Well then stop doing it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw

 

Tease.

29 “The National Science Foundation Shelled Out Nearly $60,000 In Stimulus Dollars To Study People’s Perceptions Of Federal Stimulus Spending.” Incredible. Will this do something to the space-time continuum? Obastard and the Demotards have succeeded in making gubmint pork recursive. It's like an ouroboros, a snake eating its tail. Maybe if we're lucky the gubmint will swallow itself into a singularity.

30 AmeriKKKa's coked up stimulus monkeys are coming home to FREEBASE.

31 Ace, you're gonna have to buy me a new F5 key what with all this posting you're doing.

32 I was in Vegas a few weeks ago........baby.  Nevada has been gut-punched by a collapse in housing prices and very high unemployment.  A lot of people went there 2-6 years ago and the economy can't absorb / hire them. 

Nationwide, one-fifth of mortgages are under water; in Nevada it's nearly double that. 

  Losta empty houses there are.......

33 Get your filthy hands off me, you dirty coke-addled ape.

34
All them coke snortin' monkeys started with bananas.

35 It's an Adhouse, an Adhouse!

36 The more often we observe othersÂ’ contempt for the law, the more acceptable it becomes.

In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.

-James Madison, The Federalist No. 51, February 6, 1788

37 The kind of "Why can't those retarded teabaggers be more like McCain Scott Brown Paul Ryan?" pseudo-cons these fraud-and-abuse lists are crafted to please hate her irrevocably.

True, but it might remind some union types that the economy sucks, stimulus failed, work has dried up and the Dems want to pass card check, anyhow. This ad depresses reliable Dem turnout, though I'm not sure they're seeing it.

38
Then why don't they just build more casinos?

39 I resent the anti-Italian aspersions cast at fellow proud Son of Italy Harry "Little Gent" Reid.

40
Casinos create jobs and tax revenue.

Like magic. Just like Obama's new green economy. Magic.

41 "Nationwide, one-fifth of mortgages are under water; in Nevada it's nearly double that."

That's OK.  Obama will forgive their debt right before the midterms.

42 You need to pay for crack-addled monkeys? Hell, I thought the Democratic party was full of them already. They come in all colors as well ...

Is this some kind of Dem outreach program they want us to paid for?

43 oblig., I bet you're really the life of the party in the real world, eh? The sun shines right out of your asshole, doesn't it?

44 “The U.S. Forest Service Is Spending More Than $554,000 To Replace Windows At A Visitors Center For Mt. St. Helens That Has Been Closed.” See? I promised you the most transparent Administration ever.

45 A grant--a really Big Fat Govt Grant--can be a life-changing event for a professor ( especially a typical douchebag prof who can't teach and is increasingly likely to be a fat ugly women with no 'prospects' ) 

Go back to your college and see what the faculty looks like:  Non-white immigrants and overweight women and these short quiet creepy bespeckled White dudes

Give a bitch a lotta money and you own her/him for life.  They become Public Address Systems to their students for libtard ideas and programs.  The conversion is quick and painless--but permanent

46 Posted by: Maxine "Turnip Face" Waters at August 05, 2010 01:18 PM

Why you stealin' my name, sucka? Gonna have to "socialize" you!

47 She should use my ad from the earlier thread.

48 These pseudo-con betrayers and sell-outs would be the death of us, except we're all going to die anyway. We were doomed the moment they replaced the perfectly-workable Articles of Confederation with this unholy "Constitution." I put the razor to my throat, admiring how the light plays on the chromium gleam.

49

Can't you just imagine how the "cocaine for chimps" study idea was born? I picture a bunch of skidbag Liberals at some University getting stoned and brainstorming over how they could get the Government to buy their cocaine for them.

Finally, "Dude, we'll just say we're studying monkeys!!!!!"

I'm a little surprised they didn't go with an AGW angle..."Let's study the effect of carbon emissions on Peruvaian powder potency, man. The people need to know!!!"

 

50 The sun shines right out of your asshole, doesn't it?

We are currently trying to harness that for solar power.  Excelsior!

51 I do cocaine!

52 What we need is a rain, a real rain, to wash all the pimps and the hookers and the junkies away. A purifying cleansing.

53 So she really is hitting back and I predict with this new management team her numbers will really start climbing back up.

I also hope she has learned how to work the press. By avoiding them for a while she has started down that path.

54

Check post #8. Enough said.

Posted by: coked-up monkey at August 05, 2010 01:19 PM (R2fpr)

I challenge to a duel for it!  The weapons are to be feces at 20 paces!

Posted by: Coked-up Stimulus Monkey

 I will relinquish the handle to you sir, as I realize that when it comes to handling feces, you have no equal.

 

P.S. I would note that if one is coked-up, then the stimulus is implied.

55 Ryan?" pseudo-cons these fraud-and-abuse lists are crafted to please hate her irrevocably.

Posted by: oblig. at August 05, 2010 01:18 PM (x7Ao

Are you high, man?  Man, are you high........

56
Here in Massachusetts they're spending $92M to renovate an IRS building to make it more "environmental friendly."

Also included is a reflecting pool, art gallery, indoor gardens and amphitheater.

I shit you not.

57

If the Republicans had their shit together, they could make the dems choke on this load of bullshit:

“Hoffine said that the pressure would "force Republicans to either stand with or stand up to the Tea Party. Those Republicans who chose to stand with the Tea Party and their radical agenda will be held accountable for those beliefs. And, those who don’t will be asked to say what exactly it is that they stand for — other than big business, big oil and big banks."”

http://tinyurl.com/2375ehq

 

58 “The Town Of Boynton, Oklahoma Was Awarded Nearly $90,000 To Replace A Quarter-Mile Stretch Of Sidewalk That Was Replaced Only Five Years Ago.” I hope they replaced it with an antique Bokhara rug for that price. If it is concrete, they had better have supplied it with a motorized pedestrian belt, recliner seats and a host bar serving Johnnie Walker Black.

59 51 Then why don't they just build more casinos?

That's Nevada's big problem. They are building more casinos. Got a bunch of 'em coming on line in Pennsylvania any day now. Other states are doing likewise.

Harry Reid is a dinosaur. gutless, spineless, useless DICK, FIFY

Posted by: Downsized Upscale at August 05, 2010 01:29 PM (IhHdM)

60 What we need is a rain, a real rain, to wash all the pimps and the hookers and the junkies away.

The streets are extended gutters ...

61 7
I really hate fucking chimps, btw.

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 05, 2010 01:11 PM (uFokq)

Why don't you stop, then?

62 OT: The Hill is reporting Scott Brown is a 'no' on SCOTUS wannabee softball player.

63 Cripes, off Rory 'My  last name is now on the side of a milk carton' Reid sock!

64 Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets...

65 The California Academy of Sciences is receiving nearly $1 million in stimulus funds to send researchers to the Southwest Indian Ocean Islands and East Africa to capture, photograph and analyze thousands of exotic ants. I presume the purpose is to discover the ideal organizational model for the Demotard vision of humanity: An anthill.

66

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 05, 2010 01:17 PM (tf9Ne)

Man, I just can't keep up

67 I really hate fucking chimps, btw.

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 05, 2010 01:11 PM (uFokq)

Why don't you stop, then?

Posted by: Randy

 

The rookie's here! nice job, good approach, you immediately went for a lurid angle, but someone beat you to the punch. Do not despair, it happens here in te hectice world that Ace has created for our amusment. Keep at it fellow Moron (that's a compliment here)!

68 The noose dangling from my ceiling beckons to me, inviting me into its stern embrace.

69

Can't you just imagine how the "cocaine for chimps" study idea was born?

dudeinsantacruz: hum...
goes to write a letter to his congress critter. returns
dudeinsantacruz: our troubles are over morons, ettes! I just got the feds to send us each 200 cases of valu-rite to study the effects of it on chinese water aligators. we're set for life a few hours!

and scene.

70 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking that coked-up stimulus monkey?

71 And as you can see by my post, decent spelling and composition are optional

72 I think you need a certain temperament to be able to willingly run to be a senator these days, she seems to have it and a great sense of humor, which is more important than anything else!

Now she has to continue to follow the money, that is probably where the real story is.

73 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking that coked-up stimulus monkey?

Posted by: John "Zookeeper" Edwards

 

Because the videotape is gonna go viral 'Tarzan'.

74 Is this really what the bickering is over? A few dollars here and there?

Yeah like the pennies you leave in the gas station huh? You have a few dollars extra floating around in your pocket you don't need? I'd like to buy a coastal villa.

75
Tell Randy that repeating stuff is not only acceptable here at AoS, it's expected.

Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat memes to death.

76 Hey, buddy.  I'll let you fuck me up the ass if you get me some blow.

77 The Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center was awarded $71,623 to study what the report calls, ‘Monkeys Getting High for Science.’” Because we need more schooling for more students for Moore Science High!

78 Who's calling me a coked-up stimulus monkey?

79 Who's calling me a coked-up stimulus monkey?

Posted by: Rielle Hunter

 

Who isn't?

80

The noose dangling from my ceiling beckons to me, inviting me into its stern embrace.

do i have to say it?

81
c'mon, you gotta admit pseudo-con is pretty catchy.

Pseudo-Con^tm

82

The noose dangling from my ceiling beckons to me, inviting me into its stern embrace.

do i have to say it?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz

 

This is AoS. The answer to that would be, oh hell yes.

83

_{Posted by: coked-up monkey at August 05, 2010 01:20 PM (R2fpr)}

Back of the Line, Simian.

84 Pseudo-Con™ Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 05, 2010 01:44 PM (uFokq) Uh-huh!

85 79
Tell Randy that repeating stuff is not only acceptable here at AoS, it's expected.

Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat memes to death.

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 05, 2010 01:40 PM (uFokq)

=P

86

_{Posted by: coked-up monkey at August 05, 2010 01:20 PM (R2fpr)}

Back of the Line, Simian.

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin

 

How're YOU doin?

87
I'm sick of these pseudo-cons giving me the ol' okey-doke.

_see?

88 The kind of "Why can't those retarded teabaggers be more like McCain Scott Brown Paul Ryan?" pseudo-cons these fraud-and-abuse lists are crafted to please hate her irrevocably.

Apparently, give a monkey cocaine and he starts posting to the Internet.

89

This is AoS. The answer to that would be, oh hell yes.

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90 And as you can see by my post, decent spelling and composition are optional

Posted by: Blue Hen

For another fifty bucks, you get access to spell check.

91 Apparently, give a monkey cocaine and he starts posting to the Internet.

Posted by: nickless

 

You fling poo your way, and I'll fling it my way.

92
What we need is a rain, a real rain, to wash all the pimps and the hookers and the junkies away.

Is this from TAXI DRIVER?

93

_{Hey, buddy.  I'll let you fuck me up the ass if you get me some blow.}

Release my 2nd Chakra, and you are on!

 

94

All this money being thrown around and not one penny for peanut butter.

The horror...

95  And as you can see by my post, decent spelling and composition are optional

Posted by: Blue Hen

For another fifty bucks, you get access to spell check.

Posted by: AcelyMadison

 

If I had 50 bucks, I'd be on a high class blog....... or with the Horny female dolphin.

96 Great great ad by Angle!

97 Way OT but perhaps you noticed it earlier via Insty... James Pethokoukis notes the following. If Obastard does this I am almost ready to literally get a pitchfork and a can of naphtha. An August Surprise from Obama? AUG 5, 2010 00:26 EDT Main Street may be about to get its own gigantic bailout. Rumors are running wild from Washington to Wall Street that the Obama administration is about to order government-controlled lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to forgive a portion of the mortgage debt of millions of Americans who owe more than what their homes are worth. An estimated 15 million U.S. mortgages – one in five – are underwater with negative equity of some $800 billion. Recall that on Christmas Eve 2009, the Treasury Department waived a $400 billion limit on financial assistance to Fannie and Freddie, pledging unlimited help. The actual vehicle for the bailout could be the Bush-era Home Affordable Refinance Program, or HARP, a sister program to Obama’s loan modification effort. HARP was just extended through June 30, 2011. The move, if it happens, would be a stunning political and economic bombshell less than 100 days before a midterm election in which Democrats are currently expected to suffer massive, if not historic losses. The key date to watch is August 17 when the Treasury Department holds a much-hyped meeting on the future of Fannie and Freddie. found at Reuters via Insty

98 Great great ad by Angle!

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem

 

Please try keeping to the topic of this post. What are your views on the flinging of poo?

99 What up, primates?

100

@102

 

scroll down a few posts, it's another lightning round here at AoSHQ today

101
lol @ GOrwell

see what I mean, Randy?

102 Posted by: George Orwell at August 05, 2010 01:50 PM (AZGON) Cough ......... I thought ace was the only one that didn't read this blog .

103

 I voted for Hillary Clinton.  I just heard now she might be approving an apology delegation to Japan for the dropping of the a-bomb on hiroshima

Another fukcing apology!

I will never ever respect or vote or campaign for another damn demon's rat.  There is no distinction between any of them. All scumbags.

104 found at Reuters via Insty

It's old.

105 101 Great great ad by Angle!

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at August 05, 2010 01:49 PM (ACkhT)

You've earned your racist wings.  Wear them proudly.

106

_{If I had 50 bucks, I'd be on a high class blog....... or with the Horny female dolphin.}

_{How're YOU doin?}

Thanks, Guys. 

But I'm here for the hot, coked up Ewok, action!

107

or with the Horny female dolphin

Oh so you're the guy. Huh. Should've figured it would be a moron.

108

"Please try keeping to the topic of this post. What are your views on the flinging of poo?"

Towards any demon's rat?  I'm all for it.

109 This thread reminds me of that movie Shadoe Stevens produced.

110 Posted by: George Orwell at August 05, 2010 01:50 PM (AZGON) Cough ......... I thought ace was the only one that didn't read this blog . Well, it just proves I'm as dumb as a coke-addled monkey. I can't keep up with the flurry of posts. Sorry fellas.

111 Posted by: George Orwell at August 05, 2010 01:50 PM (AZGON)

Cough ......... I thought ace was the only one that didn't read this blog .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat

 

It's not a case of not reading the blog., He's simply rewriting the history of it.. Orwellian, no?

112 George Orwell

link

113
Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat mimes to death.

FIFY

114

_{If I had 50 bucks, I'd be on a high class blog....... or with the Horny female dolphin.}

_{How're YOU doin?}

Thanks, Guys. 

But I'm here for the hot, coked up Ewok, action!

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin

 

I have fewer fleas. Swing with me, and you'll stay in the trees. And I don't have a Christmas special to live down.

115
Oven Mitts with the Shadoe Stevens reference!

Awesome. Haven't thought about him since Hollywood Sqaures.

116 Yes, yes... I stumbled my way to the FNMA/FMAC post. I'm nearly as dumb as Peggy Joseph. On the other hand, she may not be as dumb as we thought. She's gonna get some of Barry's stash, apparently.

117 Shadoe Stevens... man, it's old school days here. Is the guy still alive, one wonders.

118

_{Oh so you're the guy. Huh. Should've figured it would be a moron.}

I swing both ways, like Dave Weigel. 

Care to hop on my Bottle-Nose and go for a ride, honey? 

119 wow, and I thought you guys waited to break out the booze for the ONT

120

_{I have fewer fleas. Swing with me, and you'll stay in the trees.}

I do my best work on a Shallow Beach...do your fleas have a problem with Sea-Lice?

121

"Haven't thought about him since Hollywood Sqaures."

Last thing I saw him on was Howard Stern's old Channel 9 show.  He was playing $100 Pyramid with Chuck Norris, some slut and Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Hilarious.

122

_{Oh so you're the guy. Huh. Should've figured it would be a moron.}

I swing both ways, like Dave Weigel. 

Care to hop on my Bottle-Nose and go for a ride, honey? 

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin

Of course. And you needn't fear. we can exchange messages here. This blog is the last place that the Ewok will look.

 

P.S. Randy, I hope that you're taking notes

123 #124 I swing both ways, like Dave Weigel. 

Care to hop on my Bottle-Nose and go for a ride, honey? 

But I thought dogs were the true love of dolphins?  *ahem Zeus and Roxanne*

124 Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat mimes to death.

What is the official AOSHQ position on hobo mimes?  When you use them to make a good hobo stew, do they make a sound?

125

_{I have fewer fleas. Swing with me, and you'll stay in the trees.}

I do my best work on a Shallow Beach...do your fleas have a problem with Sea-Lice?

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin

Perfect. I'm extremely shallow. Just ask my wife........

 

crap.

126 The sad thing is that a good deal of research academics would look at this commercial and think that those projects funded with Suckulus monies were just dandy. 

127

and Kratos goes up for the monster slam!

seriously, the pic of the dog riding the dolphin is nuts.

128 stimulate THIS

129 I did not have sex with that coked-up stimulus monkey, Rielle Hunter.

130

Why don't you put down that bag of Smelt and Firecrackers and take a seat.

You're Busted!

131 OT: WOW; NY Post is calling the killings at the CT beer warehouse a "race rage".

http://tinyurl.com/2f282ol

This rage was prompted by "white" people walking by him and calling him n____r, said his white girl friend.

Yeah, I guess that why he shot the union guy who kept him from getting fired the first time he got caught stealing.

132 Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat mimes to death.

That goes without saying.

133 Cough ......... I thought ace was the only one that didn't read this blog .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 05, 2010 01:51 PM (NuAIL)

Infinite coke addled monkeys Several Value-rite drunken morons at keyboards are eventually going to double post.

134

Why don't you put down that bag of Smelt and Firecrackers and take a seat.

You're Busted!

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin who's actually a cop! at August 05, 2010 02:03 PM (VTbuB)

Drat. I knew that there was something fishy here...Or marine mammalian. Never mind, where's my lawyer?

135

_{Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat mimes to death.}

The thing about Mimes is you never hear them coming!

136

_{Also, Randy needs to know it's okay to beat mimes to death.}

The thing about Mimes is you never hear them coming!

Posted by: Horny Female Dolphin

I'd hope not. Such things should be done in private. Or shallow water at least.

137 Did I miss a Malcolm J. Brenner discussion again?

138

_{Or shallow water at least.}

Meet me at the Western edge of Biscayne Bay and bring a can of Tuna.  

In Oil....

nothing in the kitchen should be a unitasker.

Eeek-Eeek. Eeek.

139 Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2010 02:03 PM (/jbAw)

this is not passing anyone's smell test.

140 approving an apology delegation to Japan for the dropping of the a-bomb on hiroshima

Have the Japanese ever apologized to the Chinese or the Koreans?  Or to us?

141 "Former agent alerted authorities in WikiLeaks case"

"A former Army counterintelligence agent said Wednesday he helped point military authorities to a soldier who is under scrutiny in the massive leak of secret war records to a self-described whistleblower website.

Timothy Webster, 30, of Santa Barbara, Calif., said a Sacramento-based computer hacker called him May 26 with a hypothetical question: What would you do if a soldier told you he had leaked classified information?

Webster said the hacker, Adrian Lamo, eventually told him that Pfc. Bradley Manning, an Army intelligence analyst, had claimed he gave the WikiLeaks website secret video of a 2007 U.S. helicopter attack in Baghdad."

I always wonder about these people who seem to be in the thick of something....i mean isn't that "lame o" the guy who is helping the government out with all this hacking stuff?

All these names.....sharon "angle", "Neel cash and carry".  adrian "lame o"....we have to start really compiling a list....this is turning out to be not the best screen play....

142 Ace, you have got to get a platform that is easier to post links to, this tinyurl thing is just not easy enough for us non-geeks.  OK, I'll admit that may just be me but I have read other poster say the same.  I get quite disheartened with messages about long strings and such, it's positively unfriendly.  Isn't there something that Pixy could do?

143 I'm waiting for the commercial that says "we've got a new angel on things and she's an angel."

144 >>>Ace, you have got to get a platform that is easier to post links to, this tinyurl thing is just not easy enough for us non-geeks. going to tinyurl.com and getting a new short url is too hard? No, I can't do anything. If I let people post full links it will blow out the margins. Comments threads are unreadable when margins have been blown out to 1000px. You can also break long links into three parts and tell people to knit them together in the url. But long links, no. Again, I'm tired of unreadable threads. People just stick in 700 character long links and make the comments unreadable.

145 Posted by: Decaf at August 05, 2010 02:33 PM (NooBZ)

I paste what I want on AOSHQ.
Then I get the url and put it into tinyurl
Then I copy it.
then I highlight the item I pasted originally.
then I click on the little wave thing, the first icon in the third set of things on the right among the many icons the top of the posting box.  when you click on the wave thing you get a hyperlink box and you plug the tinyurl into the first line at the top on the on the right on the "source" line.  You then click "insert" and then again "apply" and then you click anywhere on your post so that the item you wanted highlighted is highlighted and the link transferred.  then you go back to your post and click on what you highlighted to make sure that the link worked.

It is quick to do.  Others have tried to tell me other ways but it is confusing so I stick with what works for me.  Another person told me when I was having trouble that this is a little tedious but always works and it does always work.

146 Posted by: Decaf at August 05, 2010 02:33 PM (NooBZ)

are you cranky form caffeine withdrawal?

147 Well I can tell you what _doesn't help the hot flashes. Two more years of these commies trying to run my life.

148

Posted by: Decaf at August 05, 2010 02:33 PM (NooBZ)

are you cranky form caffeine withdrawal?

No, it's been 25 years since my last cup of coffee, I'm allowed to smell it, just not drink it.  I just have difficulties with tinyurl.  Maybe it's my computer.  That's it, blame the hardware.

149

going to tinyurl.com and getting a new short url is too hard?

No, I can't do anything. If I let people post full links it will blow out the margins. Comments threads are unreadable when margins have been blown out to 1000px.

You can also break long links into three parts and tell people to knit them together in the url.

But long links, no. Again, I'm tired of unreadable threads. People just stick in 700 character long links and make the comments unreadable.

Ace, non-geek is the operative term here.  Three parts?  Knitting things together in the url?  Knitting and purl sound familiar but not in IT terms.  I copy and I click on a button that says link, that's the extent of my expertise.

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151 Eat it.

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