You know, not everything needs to be debunked.  And speaking of bunk...

HOPA?  HPOA? 

WTF?

I don't get it.

She was a waitress at IHOP and she misspelled IHOP?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 10, 2010 03:53 PM (5aa4z)

I've convinced myself it's a shadow....

HOPA?  Hot of Piece Ass?

What is that, Yoda-speak?

Heh. Why did I just wipe my montior off. I thought it was a smudge.

Eh, a HPOA  can do whatever they damn well please I suppose.

i'm cuter.

cuz i say so!

See that, ladies? Those are nice lips. Very nice.

Nothing worse than thin lips on a girl.

^{Well, the only thing worse ona girl are thin lips topped off with a mustache.}

25 "Please tell me that's not a tattoo on her left wrist."

It's a fake watch, she'll be right once a day.

#14 HOPA?  Hot of Piece Ass?

Fake or not, I'd hit it. 

How do we go 29 posts without hitting it? 

How is that a final straw? 

Get a vag. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 10, 2010 04:00 PM (YBXMV)

FIFMe

Please tell me that's not a tattoo on her left wrist.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 10, 2010 03:53 PM (5aa4z)

Well good eyes. Very observant but the fuck are you doing looking at her wrist????????

Ruh Roh!  Lacey or one of you other Ohio Morons, get to Herr's place quick!  I think there's something seriously wrong with him!  Herr, try and stay with us!  I know you're lapsing in and out of consciousness.  Herr! 

How do we go 29 posts without hitting it? 

I'd hit it with the Blade of Olympus.

Relax Sparky. It's right there beside her tit.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 10, 2010 04:01 PM (5aa4z)

Never mind OH morons!  It looks like Herr M. is just fine!  Phew!  That was a close one!

#14 HOPA?  Hot of Piece Ass?

Maybe her boss thought she was half-Japanese, *shrugs*.

/Need I say it?

Ha! Ha!  Kratos, that's exactly what I thought when I first read the first white board!  I was like, she doesn't look Hapa to me, and they spelled it wrong!

I'd hit it with the Blade of Olympus.

What's wrong with your blade? 

HPOA - Why is she pissed?

Some women just can't take a compliment.

What the hell is a HOPA?

Hapa--Hawaiian term for half asian half white.

I just love that hot piece of ass.

Especially when it's got hair.

If she is looking for "work", come down to Texas little gal. I've got some for you.

The question is, would she feel like she'd earned it?

Fourteen bucks the hard way!

HPOA - Why is she pissed?

Some women just can't take a compliment.

Because you can't say it at work. Pretty darn simple.

Man, you morons are thick!

Some women just can't take a compliment.

Sure, she's mad just because her boss thought she was pretty...*sarc*  Dude, do I need to spell this out?

Simple reason: it's uber inappropriate to talk about your subordinates like that amongst your work peers (assuming it's a peer, but regardless, it's still wrong).  

Guy seems like a dick too, monitoring other people's Internet time (which is fine), yet wasting his own time playing Farmville of all things?

 HOPA = Hot Piece Of Ass (She defines it in her white-board message)

This reminds me of a scene in the movie "Love Actually" and gets me thinkin' that it MIGHT be legit

Sorry, I thought he was asking Kratos or me.  I thought he would have already read the white boards.

80

SHE DID!!!???

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 10, 2010 03:53 PM (5aa4z)

don't like ink?

Because you can't say it at work. Pretty darn simple.

Man, you morons are thick!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 04:19 PM (pLTLS)

What's this "work" you speak of?

Sure, she's mad just because her boss thought she was pretty...*sarc*  Dude, do I need to spell this out?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 04:20 PM (9hSKh)

Dude, did somebody steal your penis? My first post was tongue-in-cheek, but now I'm serious. Dude!

Well with all of the recent issues surrounding incomplete audio snippets, this may turn out to be something that is much different than what is being portrayed.

Let's all take a step back from this and take a deep breath a cold shower and realize that she may not be telling the whole story here.

Perhaps there is a part 2 to the story that goes something like this. 

Ring, ring, ring ring . . . hello, this is Spencer's office, Jenny speaking. 

Hi Jenny please transfer me to Spencer. 

Right away sir .... (Jenny pushes transfer button but hears part of the conversation). 

This is Spencer . . . oh Hi. . . I hope ahh Jen was nice . . . as

( next, is the part Jenny didn't hear) the Penske file and Del Boca Vista phase III are very important for our firm.     

HPOA - Why is she pissed?

Some women just can't take a compliment.

Because you can't say it at work. Pretty darn simple.

Man, you morons are thick!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 04:19 PM (pLTLS)

Why not?  You can call guys in the office macho, hot, muscular, ... and no one cares (though the guy being addressed would probably like it).  It seems from her complaints that she didn't mind being called a HPOA (though she seems to have been irked that it was HOPA by mistake).  Her complaints were about everything but being called a HPOA.  I also think that any woman sporting a tatoo in a very visible place is going to have a really hard time feigning sensitivity to how people perceive her appearance.

btw, I think epic is one of those internet terms that has surpassed its shelf-life.

wow seriously?

nothing for the memory of Ted Stevens, a man who was framed by the Justice Department?

Ted Stevens was a good man. You show me the worst Republican and I'll show you an angel compared to the best Democrat.

O/T America's most dangerous cities

Wanna guess what they all have in common?

Sean O'Keefe still alive?

OT: Greg Gutfeld will be on Glen Beck this afternoon.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 10, 2010 04:33 PM (IhQuA)

How about "obligatory epic"?

O/T America's most dangerous cities

Wanna guess what they all have in common?

Rampant black markets for jazz-hands?

Posted by: "Boone," Member of Delta House at August 10, 2010 04:34 PM (QbA6l)

She's got one of her panels where she "shakes up" the whiteboard to unscramble "HOPA" into "HPOA" -- on the next panel, she expands "HPOA."

106

All cities are run by democrats

123

Bingo! You win a whiteboard convo with the HPOA.

Posted by: EC at August 10, 2010 04:32 PM (yJjZp)

This does remind me of a former employee of mine named Tina. I'll call her Tina because that was her name. Anyways, we were desperate for help at the time (think 1990's) and I'm positive this was the first time in her working life that she had a job that required her to actually produce. She was OK looking, but nothing great. Anyway, she would dress provocatively (right up to the border-line in my book) and them complain when she would catch the loan officers looking at her tits. On casual Friday she would wear bycycling shorts and then complain about people looking at her ass (I had to ban those in teh office after that). Once my regional even sent her home to change. She she wasn't the best employee, she wasn't the worst, but we needed bodies.

She later quit, and one of her cited reasons as "I was difficult to work for".

Yeah.

Her next job was as a stripper.

Her next job was as a stripper.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 10, 2010 04:46 PM (oIp16)

Let me guess, her shtick was coming onstage dressed as an uptight, nerdy office worker.

Posted by: Serious Observer at August 10, 2010 04:32 PM (2GBI1)

So?  As long as it happens gradually....

Anyway, she would dress provocatively (right up to the border-line in my book) and them complain when she would catch the loan officers looking at her tits

Well those bitches are stupid. Just like the big boobied girl in NYC that got fired and then hired Gloria Alhag.

Regardless, no one should be objectivied at work (unless they ask for it). That goes for men or women.

Let me guess, her shtick was coming onstage dressed as an uptight, nerdy office worker.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 04:50 PM (Qp4DT)

By accident, my assistant Martin (because that was his name) hot the strip bars in the San Fernando Valley one Saturday night and found Tina working at the "Kandy Kat". She had on leather pants with the ass cheeks cut out of them. We waited until she took her top off, I left 5 bucks on the rail and then we left, because we were gentlemanly like that, and we were both a little creeped out by seeing her.

She had on leather pants with the ass cheeks cut out of them.

I love those pants.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Roman Polanski at August 10, 2010 04:27 PM (dUOK+)

It is a way for the actress/model to get noticed.  Possibly the writer of the bit as well -- more power to her if she wrote it herself.

Regardless, no one should be objectivied at work (unless they ask for it). That goes for men or women.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 04:54 PM (pLTLS)

I have to say I'm not sure what that term really means, but I do think you should treat everyone how you would want to be treated, so I'm on board with that.

By accident, my assistant Martin (because that was his name) hot the strip bars in the San Fernando Valley one Saturday night ...

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 10, 2010 04:55 PM (oIp16)

Uh huh.  Pure accident.  I was driving down the road, minding my own business, and my car Toyota's accelerator went haywire and I crashed into an open parking spot at the Kandy Kat ...

In re. HPOA vs. HOPA

We just checked with Jenny's producers and it appears legal counsel advised her to transpose the letters in the latter white board frame so as prevent an appearance of openly endorsing the monicur of "HOPA" hence the new HPOA configuration.

According to a legal memorandum prepared by counsel, even though  HPOA is very similar to HOPA, the new HPOA version provides a prophylactic legal shield against self-aggrandizement claims that Jenny used HOPA to her advantage in the first 32 white board frames.

Please contact Gloria Alred's office with any questions.  

Posted by: Truman North at August 10, 2010 05:01 PM (e8YaH)

This is the kind of on-the-spot reporting we need!  Well done, sir!

Regardless, no one should be objectivied at work (unless they ask for it). That goes for men or women.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 04:54 PM (pLTLS)

Anyone who gets tatoos in public places certainly wants to be objectified.  They view themselves as objects to be permanently painted on.  I mean, objectifying oneself is the point of most tatooing, isn't it?

Yeah, HPOA -- term's new to me -- made the mistake of looking it up on Wikipedia -- came back here, didn't see anything abnormal about her hands --

(Don't do what I did.)

Anyone who gets tatoos in public places certainly wants to be objectified

Who's to say she doesn't wear sleeves at work?

Uh huh.  Pure accident.  I was driving down the road, minding my own business, and my car Toyota's accelerator went haywire and I crashed into an open parking spot at the Kandy Kat ...

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 05:00 PM (Qp4DT)

Maybe I should rephrase that. Martin was driving, and we were going to the "Kandy Kat", because we were hitting the ALL the strip bars in The Valley that night, and she just happened to be working there at that specific time.

Yeah, we were total pigs, but we were comfortable with that fact.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 05:04 PM (pLTLS)

You're velcome.  (Punchline of an old joke)

Who's to say she doesn't wear sleeves at work?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 05:05 PM (pLTLS)

I'm willing to bet good money that she rarely covered up her wrists at work.  I'll even give you odds.  Long odds.

The proof (near-proof) is that, had she dressed that demurely, I doubt anyone would have been calling her a hot piece of ass.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 10, 2010 05:09 PM (Adi4S)

I see what you did there.

Breaking News: 

The rap group Naughty by Nature, whose early 1990's song O.P.P. toped the rap charts, is in talks with Dry Erase Board Jenny's boss, Spencer.

Sources close to the matter over heard a conversation between Spencer's reps and those for the rap artists saying the following:  "Hey OPP could use some HA about now . . . " or something to that effect.

Story is developing . . .  

Maybe I should rephrase that. Martin was driving, and we were going to the "Kandy Kat", because we were hitting the ALL the strip bars in The Valley that night, and she just happened to be working there at that specific time.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 10, 2010 05:09 PM (oIp16)

Yeah. I figured you meant that as I was typing up my comment, but I liked the joke too much.  It was an HPOJ - hot piece of joke.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 05:12 PM (9hSKh)

Who you calling decadent!?

Yeah. I figured you meant that as I was typing up my comment, but I liked the joke too much.  It was an HPOJ - hot piece of joke.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 10, 2010 05:13 PM (Qp4DT)

Good jokes are like that.

If you truly wanted to have a dialog, you would stone this shameless woman to death.

And perhaps also drop a wall on her....

Posted by: Gary Condit at August 10, 2010 05:14 PM (7+pP9)

The leather ones "breath" easier. It helps when the ass-cheeks are cut out, but still...

Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 10, 2010 05:02 PM (Ulu3i)

Hoedown at the hootenanny!

Posted by: toby928 at August 10, 2010 05:14 PM (S5YRY)

I wonder if a tramp stamp would be visible from that tail light view.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 05:10 PM (9hSKh)

I agree with you on how people should behave in an office, but those old mores have been destroyed.  Back when people understood what was proper in the office, there were dress codes and all sorts of rules that the workers accepted without complaint.  Back then, having a tatoo was more than enough to not get all sorts of jobs.  Nowadays, things are just totally different.  Women have pushed to be treated equally and this is part of it.  No guy would complain about being called a hot piece of ass by the women in the office (except for very contrived complaints from those seeking attention or money from a lawsuit, and even then most guys would assume that the complaints are nothing but unadulterated bullshit) so the equality that women seek should render some parity to that.

The proof (near-proof) is that, had she dressed that demurely, I doubt anyone would have been calling her a hot piece of ass.

Oh please.  Now I'm willing to bet that's just not the case and I'll give you the odds!

Let's face it--men can be pigs. Endearing and adorable pigs mind you, but pigs nonetheless. And get them in a group and you've got trouble.

Anyone who gets tatoos in public places certainly wants to be objectified.

<So then building upon this logic, if one were to get a tatoo in a non-public place, such as a private tatoo parlor versus a public venue, you would be OK with them?  Just having some fun before my keg arrives.

Bwhahaha!  Slightly O/T but it's about someone demanding someone else's resignation:

Rep. Keith Ellison called for the resignation of White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs after he said the “professional left” would only be satisfied with the Obama administration after “we have Canadian healthcare and weÂ’ve eliminated the Pentagon.” 

In an interview with The Hill, Gibbs vented further: “I hear these people saying he’s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested.” On people who said that President Obama was too centrist, he said, “They wouldn’t be satisfied if Dennis Kucinich was president.”

Rep. Ellison told The Huffington Post, “This is not the first time that Mr. Gibbs has made untoward and inflammatory comments and I certainly hope that people in the White House don’t share his view that the left is unimportant to the presiden. I understand him having some loyalty to the president who employs him, but I think he’s walking over the line.”

Ellison said that Gibbs’ resignation was warranted. “That’d be fair, because this isn’t the first time. And, again, people of all political shades worked very hard to help the president become the president. Why would he want to go out and deliberately insult the president’s base? And why would he confuse legitimate critique with some sort of lack of loyalty. Isn’t this what the far right does? Punishes people who are not ideologically aligned with President Bush?”

On the claim that the “professional left” would only be satisfied after the Pentagon was eliminated, Rep. Ellison said, “I know of none. So I think that was an inflammatory remark that is emblematic of his careless use of language and is an example of why he may not be the best person for the job.”

White House Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton said the “professional left” that Gibbs referred to were cable commentators. Gibbs said in a statement to The Huffington Post that his comments were “inartful” and “change hasn’t come fast enough for many Americans."
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Looking at this story, Slick Willie is thinking that he needs a new intern and is ordering a box of cigars

So you would rather us be a bunch of emasculated beta males that must be completely non-sexual at all times? That's bullshit.

Nope, not at all. Just saying there is a time and a place to make those comments. Work isnt' one of them.

holy shit I just had a great ideer

Forget HOOTERS, come to my new HOPA restaurant!

House Of Panckaes & Ass

-->Oh please.  Now I'm willing to bet that's just not the case and I'll give you the odds!

Sold!  I'll take those odds all day long.  I'm just going on what I thought as I was going through her whiteboard show.

-->Let's face it--men can be pigs. Endearing and adorable pigs mind you, but pigs nonetheless. And get them in a group and you've got trouble.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 05:20 PM (pLTLS)

Most male behavior is driven by thoughts of sex, or even just the possibility of sex.  This is part of nature and human interactions.  We all know this.  The problem is that some women try and act as if these biological imperatives don't exist and then act all outraged when they appear. If women want to be treated equally in the office, then one would think that things which don't bother men would have to be considered not to bother the (equal) women, either.  But ... it never works that way with feminists (or lefties, in general).  They only know about ratchets, not wrenches.

Not telling you anything you don't know, but a simple example of the problem; if there was office buzz about a guy who had slept with a few women over the last weekend, no one would complain.  The guy would probably be happy and proud.  If there was office buzz about a gal who slept with a few guys over the weekend, that would be the basis for a huge lawsuit, and she would surely win.

The asymmetry that Nature gave to men and women is something that the modern left has been trying their best to deny, but it always exists and always will. 

Forget HOOTERS, come to my new HOPA restaurant!

House Of Panckaes & Ass

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain? at August 10, 2010 05:36 PM (uFokq)

hmm... I think this has merit... but I'd call it 'Cakes and Buns.

Oh please.  Now I'm willing to bet that's just not the case and I'll give you the odds!

Let's face it--men can be pigs. Endearing and adorable pigs mind you, but pigs nonetheless. And get them in a group and you've got trouble.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 05:20 PM (pLTLS)

In group, you mean more than one, right.

I will say, that if this story is true, her boss was probably a pig and it was inappropriate of him referring to his own employees in that way, if that happened.

I also think she is likely an attention whore, with emphasis on the last part, and her real reasons for doing this were left unstated on her white board presentation, meaning that she is likely pissed she was passed over for a promotion, or some other perceived slight.

So you're telling me you never mentioned the physical attractiveness or unattractiveness of anybody you ever worked with in a private conversation? Yeah right.

Women talk about other women; the way they dress, boobs, butt, tattoos, etc., much more than men at work would ever talk about them.  All men usually say is: "Yeah, I'd nail 'er".

Buns will be our counterpart to Hooter's wings.

Buns will be our counterpart to Hooter's wings.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain? at August 10, 2010 05:42 PM (uFokq)

I thought Buns would be the counterpart to Hooter's Hooters.

But seriously, the notion of a breakfast place with hot waitresses in tight short-shorts makes perfect sense.  "Horny -- it's not not for breakfast anymore!"

We'll call our special coffee blend Morning Wood.

Big Bottomless Breakfast: four eggs, toast, and a big piece of ham!

She's average... NOT HOT, you need to get out more and i've been celibate for over 10 years now.. damn have you been drinking or have you just lower your standards that much since your an old man now? HAHA!

We'll call our special coffee blend Morning Wood.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain? at August 10, 2010 05:48 PM (uFokq)

You know it.

It'll go great with the special Sticky Buns.

I've got the perfect name for a breakfast meal:

Morning Wood.

Morning Wood:  Our stiffest brew!

Big Bottomless Breakfast: four eggs, toast, and a big piece of ham!

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain? at August 10, 2010 05:51 PM (uFokq)

Ham, sausage or bacon -- then the servers can ask, "How do you like your meat?" or "What can I do with your meat?"

A slice of pink ham peeking out from an oversized bun -- The Big Caboose^tm

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 10, 2010 05:55 PM (wd0Iq)

I'm thinking JR may have been stuck on Mudd's Planet for too long.

Gutfled and Beck are talking names: Suspicious Package is the winner, imo.

I liked:  You Mecca Me Hot.

A slice of pink ham peeking out from an oversized bun -- The Big Caboose^tm

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain? at August 10, 2010 05:59 PM (uFokq)

Oh, yeah!  I forgot about the Big-Ass™ breakfast sandwiches!

And of course that means the place can stay open for lunch and dinner, switching to a more sandwich-heavy menu (but with breakfast available all day long).

Posted by: Retread at August 10, 2010 05:56 PM (II+o/)

I like "The Gazan Tunnels".

I mentioned this on another site but women under 25 probably even 30 have become just as bad as men.  They used to be the gatekeepers that kept men on their toes and required them to be gentlemen at least some of the time.  Now they give it up in a heartbeat with no discernable standards.  I can't believe I'm saying this but I liked it when it was a challenge and an art to getting a lady to sleep with you.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2010 05:50 PM (m2CN7)

Placing the blame on just the women doesn't do any justice to the problem.  If men wanted to be gentlemen, they'd be gentlemen.  If women wanted gentlemen, they'd act like it, too.  People today have been brought up with lower standards, making those of us who still have higher standards society's freaks.  The "feminist" movement just made it easier for men to get a piece of action with fewer consequences.  This is heavily reinforced through the media and schools.  I can't remember ever seeing a modern film where a woman wasn't expected to sleep with every man she had dated.  Same with men.

O/T America's most dangerous cities

Wanna guess what they all have in common?

Lot's of  "democrats" that speak with a dialect?

Damn I am quick!

I posted what I think is the winner on the other thread.

Tossed Saladin

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2010 06:44 PM (m2CN7)

Indeed.  You've got my vote.

As for HOPA and HPOA, there is no error.  "HOPA" is phonetically what she hears him say on the phone before she figures out the acronym that Spencer is pronouncing as a word. After she figures it out, she writes it as HPOA.

Also, however not real. She is an actress named

Placing the blame on just the women doesn't do any justice to the problem

soulpile at August 10, 2010 06:36 PM (gH+Hj)

Who placed the blame just on women?

Go make me a sammich , but first you will blow me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2010 06:42 PM (m2CN7)

Eh.  I've heard it from other people bitching about the wimmins and their movements, as if it's just women to blame for everything.  Was trying to agree with the original post, with further pontification about the onus upon both sexes.  Failure?

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