1 This Palin/Bush admin is stooopid.

2 But we know what a Lie-Barry is!

3 Hold it, that didn't come out right. We know what a "liberry" is.

4 As long as some fourth-generation welfare recipient gets the check on time, it don't matter.

5

"As always, it is better to give a greeting a week early than a week late."

Obama wasn't a week early. He was 51 weeks late.

6 MFM consensus is that Barry is a genius. We are probably too stupid to pick up on the nuance.

7 Has the Obama White House ever staffed the Office of Protocol? It is pretty clear that they would never think of asking the one in the State Department.

8 Somebody sync this administration's Blackberry calendar with Google Calendar.  Kind of embarrassing.  Who makes these kinds of mistakes anymore?

9 I guess I should have read the original article. I guess Hillary is the one who made the mistake. Maybe she didn't ask her own Office of Protocol.

10

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

11 Smart diplomacy, O. 

Glad we don't have that stupid Snowbilly in office, eh?

12 But we know what a Lie-Barry is! Do you know where the history and geography sections are?

13 The worst part of this National Embarrassment is that 40+% or so think that The Idiot in Chief is doing just fine.

What a friggin' nightmare. Take another bow nitwit.

14 Let's hope they get "July 4th" correct...

15

10.  Bowing to heads of state.

11.  Giving Austria a new language.

12.  Acting like a bratty child toward Netanyahu over dinner.

13.  Eliciting disrespect from other countries like France, China, Russia to name a few.

14.  Sucking up to tyrants like Hugo "the human turd" Chavez.

15.  Making Iran shake in its boots--with laughter.

16.  Letting his weakness cause sharks to think about testing the limits, like running the Gaza blockade.

17.  Alienating our friends--vaguely siding with Hamas, for example. 

16 Ha!  Dingus is an underused insult.

Good one, Gabe.

+ 4 Nobel Peace Prizes and a 30% raise from Ace.

17 Let's hope they get "July 4th" correct...

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (FcR7P)

Oh yeah - we're inviting the Iranians over for a big ol' par-tahy!

18
Next up:
Australian officials confused by White House request for gluten free Sacher-Torte.

19

Could be worse...

Oh hell, who am I kidding. It will get worse.

20 If you look at the bigger picture of world problems, is this really even enough for news?  It's probably some EEO employee who made the mistake or a Obama appointee who doesn't know what he's doing.

21 Yeah, his approach to diplomacy is retarded but in every other respect he's doing a truly shitty job.

22 It's a marvel that Captain Awesome hasn't gone to Pokey-stan and started asking them where they raise all them Pokey-mons.

23 14 Let's hope they get "July 4th" correct...
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You do know that the federal holiday for July 4th falls on the 5th this year, right?

24 Sullivan get gardenin cravings http://alturl.com/kw6h

25 O's next big foreign policy move: telling Peru to free Vander Sloot.

26

If you look at the bigger picture of world problems, is this really even enough for news?

In and of itself, no. But this just seems to be the way of the WH. They seem to have no clue as to history, or even decent diplomatic relations with previous allies.

If you can't even get the small details correct, then how much of-course will you be when the big picture goes askew?

27

that would be off-course, but I'm hoping you knew that...

_sheesh

28 Uh, they have these things now, called CALENDARS, and they, like list the days of the week, months and year.  You can WRITE ON THEM, you know, like make NOTES of upcoming events and things.

It 'the best and brightest administration, evah!' aware of such things?

Or is this another case of "If it ain't about Obama, we could care less!"

29 Yeah, but Paul McCartney loves Obama!

30 29 Uh, they have these things now, called CALENDARS, and they, like list the days of the week, months and year.  You can WRITE ON THEM, you know, like make NOTES of upcoming events and things.

I sent him a free calendar in the hope that he would make me the Blog Czar

I guess it got lost in the mail

31 Foreign policy was supposed to be his forte. Remember? McBushitler was the embarrassment and Obama was supposed to restore our image in the world. So much so that Obama was criticized in the first six months for partying too much abroad and not focusing his laser like skills on the economy.

32 I think we're entirely too negative about this administration.  Would it hurt to take time to consider all the good he's done in advancing our place in the world, making both us and the world a safer place, and making us more prosperous and free.

1.  Stepped up drone attacks on Taliban/Al Qaeda


...

...

Anyone else?

33 Stop distracting me. This 120 yard par 3 has a subtle swail in the green. Even though I actually have no hope of even making the green, stop distracting me.

34 McBushitler was the embarrassment and Obama was supposed to restore our image in the world.

Yeah, that's workin' out.

35 This is the most incompetent regime for diplomacy that I have seen since I have been alive.

36 Remember though, as every media outlet reminds us, that the Democrats are teh SMRT Party!

37 Lotta "loose shit going on" at State.

38 Quick, somebody in Florida request diplomatic credentials for the Conch Republic. You may soon be able to attend state dinners!

39 36  This is the most incompetent administration ever. fify

40
Where's that f*ing reset button?  I know it's laying around here somewhere.

41 33 Didn't charge those SEALS that took out the pirates with war crimes???

42 I confess to kidding myself last fall that Hillary could be a competent POTUS in a pathetic attempt to find some point of commonality with the anti-Obama Dems (aka "Hillbuzz"), but the fact is that being a crooked lawyer and hosting parties at the White House doesn't really qualify you for a cabinet level position. 

43 You show people what you're willing to fight for when you f*ck your friends.

44 43  The sad thing is knowing that Hillary would have been an incompetent, self-involved, socialist hag...and still would have been more competent than dear reader.

45 @45

Well, that's true. 

But barely. 

46 Don't stepped up drone attacks on Taliban/Al Qaeda (for which I heap praise upon his head) get sort of negated by the fact that his Rules of Engagement don't allow troops to carry loaded guns while on patrol?

47 Dont forget the NO CALL NO SHOW to Poland after President and First lady killed in plane crash.

Obama sucks the bag

48

47 Shh, we're trying desperately hard to find something, anything that could be considered positive (do you know how hard that is?)

Let's see...ok, I've got one:

Bo is a really cute puppy???

49

his Rules of Engagement don't allow troops to carry loaded guns while on patrol?

So, do they shoot bullets that yell "BOO?" What a douche.

50

Now that publicity push is over about him, Bo the dog has disappeared. As the family leaves for any engagements outside the WH, any sight of Bo?

He was an ugly dog anyway.

51

The New York Times has come out stronger against Turkey than Obama.

Now that's news.

52 Ear Reader is an incompetent imbecile.  He is below anyone's expectations.  What  pitiful creatures he and the Wookie are

53

any sight of Bo?

Probably shitting on the carpet in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Maybe Chef Comerford could use Bo's dark meat in a special presentation of General Tso's.

 

54 Will no one rid us of this turbulent douche-nozzle?

55 Gabe, what are you bitching about, I'm sure they'll get it right by their fifth or sixth term in office.  That 22nd amendment thingy; so passe, so flawed like the rest of OUR Constitution.

56 Well,at least he knows what a library is.

57 Dear Vlad.   Please ignore that Declaration of War thing from last week. We have told Joe numerous times to wait til Malia gets home from school to help him on the computer.  Thanx   xoxox, Barry

58 59 It's almost as if Obama has no executive experience at all.

Posted by: Moron in a Leopard Snuggie at June 05, 2010 08:27 PM (Ks4nX)

It's almost as if he wasn't properly vetted by the people in the media. I mean they sent over 200 lawyers to Chicago to investigate him, right?

59

On the job training does not work well for POTUS.

60 All this vacationing, golf, and stuff?  He doesn't like it when it's hard.  He likes it when it's fun!  What's wrong with that?

61 You forgot all about Honduras, which was one of the lowest points in constitutional law and US foreign relations ever in our history.  The position that the Indonesian Imbecile took was clearly wrong (on so many levels) and he held onto it all the way through, as one group after another declared it to be, obviously, in error.  The Precedent kept with it even pushing Honduras to hold a special election, at which The Precedent's pet junta got crushed and finally had to slither back to some tin-foil covered room.

This adminstration is the greatest collection of retards, idiots, and America-haters that our nation has ever seen.  We are just lucky that they are so inept and incompetent.  That's our only hope for making it through this pathetic chapter in American history.

62

Good rdbrewer, let's not forget the homefront.

18. Calling the mentally and physically handicapped, "Fucking Retards."

19. Calling people of Faith, "Bitter Clingers."

20. Calling people who exercise their First Amendment right, "Teabaggers."

21. Calling people who exercise their Second Amendment right, "Domestic Terrorists."

22. Ridiculing people who question his Marxist philosophy of "Spreading the wealth."

 

63 12 But we know what a Lie-Barry is!

Do you know where the history and geography sections are?

Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2010 06:22 PM (4Kl5M)

Send them to the section with the economics section too.  And the dictionary.  And the childrens books that teaches the difference between doors and windows.

64

63 You forgot all about Honduras, . . .

Damn, does this mean we have to change the numbering of these affronts?

65 23. Sending the Dalai Lama out the back door by the garbage.

66

57states, yeah, that would be a long, long list.  A few from the top of my head:

23.  "57 states"

24.  Spelled one of his NCAA picks "Sycacuse."

25.  The "con-law professor" called Stevens "Justice Stewart."

26.  Shaked the hand of a saluting Marine.

Oh, remember the one dumb thing Dan Quayle did?  That's because the MFM talked about it for three fucking years.  Any one of these fuckups would have cooked a GOP president.  Not now, because he's so smart.

67 Calling the grandmother who raised him, after his mother dumped him, a "typical white person."

68 Since we had moved beyond foreign policy and on to general gaffes, thought it was ok to mention that one.

69

Oh, remember the one dumb thing Dan Quayle did?  That's because the MFM talked about it for three fucking years.  Any one of these fuckups would have cooked a GOP president.  Not now, because he's so smart.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (mg1YH)

And "profits and earnings ratios" and "reduce your premiums by 3000%" and he incorrectly claimed that the auto was invented in America (part of a prepared speech to the nation) and he confused the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution during a SOTU in which he castigated the SCOTUS ...

The list of gaffes, errors, idiocies, and treason by The Precedent is near uncountable.  It's amazing how much of an idiot and a prick the Indonesian is.  I'm surprised he can breathe without the aid of machines. 

70 Yeah, POP.  One glaring thing is his need of a teleprompter.  Some call him a great orator.  Wrong.  Great orators don't read while speaking.

71 What always pissed me off about the Dan Quayle spelling gaffe is that potato spelled with an "e" at the end is actually an alternate spelling of the word and was listed as such in Merriam-Webster's dictionary.

72 Um, are we at war with Great Briton now?

73 I see this all the time in my workplace, this post babyboomer,hippy generation is so full of themselves and prone to breathtaking hubris they are without limit to their incompetance

74 :"gaffe" implies "mistake".

I don't think they made a mistake.

I don't know for sure what the hell they are doing, but I am convinced that it is purposeful.

75 #76   I agree with you,  Larry Sheldon.

All of this is designed to create an image of an incompetent,  blundering America who will not be trusted by any of our historical allies.   Meanwhile,  I notice he hasn't made any real gaffes when dealing with Third World countries (except for that doubly cancelled trip to Indonesia).

He's doing well in not offending Middle Easterners and Hugo Chavez and Castro.

Hmmm.  I detect a pattern here.   And I don't think it's correctly labeled "incompetence."

76

I can truthfully say that his obvious love for his sweet girls and Mrs. Obama warms my heart.

I think he is a wonderful role model for husbands and fathers everywhere, and at the risk of sounding racist, I think those are role models especially needed among the race he chooses to identify with,.

But as a President, I must also say that I think he sucks ass.

77

"But as a President, I must also say that I think he sucks ass. "

Grammar fail.....sorry about that.

 

 

 

 

78

I dunno. I think he's playiing it by ear. Problem is, his is tin.

But I'll agree that some of what he is doing is deliberate, i.e. Israel.

If he had some sort of brain trust, fine. But it appears there is none. And even if there were, how could he find time to read the policy papers on the golf course?

79 51 No dog can ever be considered truly "ugly" -- as they are often nicer creatures than their masters.  All the same, I've noticed that Bo has kinda gotten the same treatment that Slick's dog did -- which is telling as to the character if you ask me.  It takes a cold person to use a dog as a mere prop, and an even colder one to shove them aside after the fact.

80

MissTammy, I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but a narcissist surrounds themselves with people, but mirrors and potential mirrors who provide "narcissistic supply."  As reflections of him, they're extensions of him, not individuals with their own valid needs, wants, etc.  So, he might project the appearance of being a good family man, but it's guilding; it's only done for the purpose of securing "narcisstic supply." 

81 Ahem, that's "not with people."

82

A incredible gaffe that absolutely noone who doesn't speak Arabic knows about.  In his speech at Al Azhar (pronounced al UZ-har; short u as in cut) university, O'Bonehead pronounced Al Azhar as "Ool oo-ZAH".  What he said is identical to the name of a pagan pre Islamic goddess, Al Uzzah. So, in an attempt to be sophisticated, he pronounced the very place he was standing after a pagan Arabic goddess.  He also butchered other Islamic words, including "Holy KOA-ron" 

Not only that, at the end of his speech, he actually offered his Muslim audience words of wisdom from the Torah.  You can look it up

83 The Holy KOA?  I've camped there.

84 Hey, just give her another iPod with newer speeches by Teh Won and all will be well.

85 Hey Miss Tammy I think he's an arrogant, socialist piece of crap and his wife looks like a wookie....

86 Apologize to the Queen in Austrian.... doh!

87

Obama and his amateurish administration are trying to learn on the job and failing miserably at it.

Actually I don't think they're learning anything at all, nor are they trying to learn.  They are the experts, and they are determined to fail in an expert way.  Dummies.

88 No one's mentioned the Bermuda/Guantanamo Uighurs mess yet, I think.

89 Would be nice to see a thread about ALL gaffes by year, would ya, would ya please?

90 In a year or two, after he resigns, I picture a scruffy crackyhead Barry, in a Chicago dive, telling all who would listen "I'm presmunt of the funt umighty stapes!"

It's my new American Dream.

91 What makes anyone think they are actually 'learning' anything from the thousands of political gaffes they have stumbled through. What makes anyone even think this stupid pResident is capable of learning anything?

92 My personal favorite was Hillary asking who painted Our Lady of Guadalupe.

The response?
"God".

93

Another major foreign policy gaff: With help from slimy low-lifes in Congress and an incompetent State Department headed up by a bumbling, incompetent and useless fool; this administration has alienated Turkey; a member of NATO and a country that was one of this country's staunchest allies for more than 60 years, providing troops that fought (and died) alongside US troops in Korea, as well as sites for ICBMs and troops to deter Soviet aggression at great risk to themselves, as well as very valuable intel on Al Qaeda and other Muslim terrorist groups. To paraphrase Charles Krauthammer, this lazy, sloppy and careless administration doesn't have any foreign policies  or contingency plans. They're just muddling along, one day at a time with only one agenda - to redistribute the wealth.

94 "Posted by: Just a thought, or two at June 06, 2010 10:11 AM (sYrWB)" What should we have done to avoid "alienating" Turkey? Idiot.

95 I think this might have been on purpose, Obama has shown nothing but contempt and disregard for the UK since he's been in the public eye.

96 98  What should we have done to avoid "alienating" Turkey?
Idiot.

Posted by: Bugler at June 06, 2010 11:45 AM (VXBR1)

 

Yeah, right, like you would be smart enough to understand if I explained it to you. LOL

BTW, shit-for-brains, if you weren't so clueless you would realize that it wasn't a matter of avoiding an ugly situation, but rather it was a matter of boorish, absolutely senseless and extremely irresponsible behavior by sleazy politicians which created an ugly situation that incensed the Turks, and our slimy politicians in Congress pulled that outrageous stunt for sleazy and very bizarre reasons, which would make sense only to an imbecile or to a sleaze or to a fool.

You ignorant peasant. You've got your head so far up your ass that you don't have [a clue] what is going on out here in the real world. With your inane remarks, you just make a fool out of yourself. That's the bad news. The good news from your perspective is that you're too stupid to realize that you're a fool.

97 "Posted by: Just a thought, or two at June 06, 2010 01:35 PM (sYrWB)" In other words, you have no answer.

98

 Fuck you, asshole. If you had asked nicely, I would have been glad to explain it to you.

99 "Posted by: Just a thought, or two at June 06, 2010 04:46 PM (sYrWB)" In other words, you have no answer.

100

BTW, asshole, you're predictable. That was precisely the screwy rationale that I expected from you.

You're a creep who doesn't accept responsibility for the consequences of your perverse behavior.

Maybe that is why you have spent your entire life as a real loser, ya think?

101 Wow. Now I'm a pervert. This is getting interesting. I'm still waiting for an answer, though. What did the US do to "alienate" Turkey?

102 Ask me nicely, and say please.

103 And oh yeah, apologize for being rude ....., and say it like you mean it.

104 In other words, you have no answer.

105

That's what I figured. Not man enough to admit that you're in the wrong. All mouth, no balls.

 

106 It's simple: Apologize. Say it like you mean it. Ask me nicely. Say please, and I'll answer your question. I promise. Otherwise, you'll remain a fool - all mouth,  no balls, no brains.  It's up to you, dimwit.

107

Hey dummy, it's all typed out in "Word"; a 9-part answer to your question with subtexts and references. If I do say so myself, it's a superb, magnificent, concise and nifty explanation, too. All that I have to do is cut 'n paste it ...., that is, whenever you comply with my stipulations. 

Just think; you can show it to your make-believe "friends" to impress them with what you know about why there are increasig frictions and tensions between the USA and Turkey, all of which can be attributed to the incredible stupidity of  Democrats in Congress, in the State Department and in the White House. This is a golden opportunity for you to pick up your education where you left off before you became an elementary school drop-out.

108 Hey dummy, think of it this way: You've got nothing more to lose. You've already put your foot in your mouth. So what if you have to take it out to eat crow.

109 At least they didn't say, "Better a week early than she bites it before we can wish her."

110 108 Posted by: Bugler Bungler at June 06, 2010 05:36 PM (VXBR1)     Ah, I see that the cockroach has scurried back into the hole from whence it came. 

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